3/10
>>1149668
>no heel turn
3/10
God this should've been something special
IC match was great btw
Main event was 6/10 at MOST, probably 5/10
lesnar vs ambrose was 4/10
don't care about anything else
corbin was cool
11/10
5/10
Felt optimistic at the beginning but betrayed near the end.
anyone got a stream of or tell me when was the IC match?
>>1149668
5/10
Good moments
>IC ladder match
>Stone Cold
>The Rock and Jahn connection
>Shane jumping from the cell
Shit moments
>everything else
3/10
Only really likeable parts were Ryder win and New Day entrance.
Womens match and Jericho/Styles werep pretty good until the weird heel wins. Shit payoff.
Battle Royal was funny.
Everything else shit.
5/10
Main event was the only thing that completely bored me
Ryder, Corbin winning was nice
Shane fucking died
Women's match was good, fuck you
Everything else was average or had shit finishes.
1/10
The 1 is just for Stone Cold.
>>1149668
6/110
Slightly better than average because of the ladder match, Shano stealing the show, and cold stone
>>1149668
3/10. Good stuff:
>Women's championship match (legit match of the night)
>Ladder match and Zack getting his big break at last.
>HBK, Stone Cold and Foley beating down LoN and New Day
Nothing else was noteworthy.
Good to great matches but not the endings I wanted and too many relics ruining shit and taking airtime
4/10
3/10
Really glad that I don't pay for this.
Only highlights were Ryder winning and Shane killing himself.
4/10.
Only Shane vs. Taker and then he Cena/Rock segment got me at all excited or interested.
The rest was dumb as fuck.
4/10
IC Match was 10/10
Women's match was a 9/10
Taker match was a 7/10 only because of that one spot
Bork match was a 2/10
Jericho match was a 3/10
Main event was 2/10
Everything else was 1/10
3/10
Top 5 moments:
1. Ryder winning
2. Corbin winning
3. New Day dragonball entrance
4. Shane fall
5. Lana ass
Fuck this company
>Pros
Ryder
New Day's entrance
Stone Cold, HBK, and Foley kicking the shit out of LON
Shane jumping off the top of the cage
>Cons
everything else
4 or 5/10
2/10. it gets a point for Shane's spot. everything else was shit. Vince teabags the audience once again, and cucks actually pay for it.
4/10
Almost everything was shit and even the good stuff was shit in some way.
worst WM since 27
5/10
2/10
Ryder winning was surprising, but made no sense. Everything else was straight out of the Vinny Mac Saturday morning cartoon cliché playbook. I'm sure the little jimmies will rate it 7 or 8 /10 though.
>Charlie retains with interference from drunken senior father
>Shane loses after falling and will just fade into oblivion
>Battle Royal shortest match of the night minus eric rowan getting buried
>Cena comes back to bury the wyatts AGAIN for no reason
>Ambrose match was absolute dogshit
>Attitude era legends come out to bury the league of jobbers and new day
did they do anything right tonight besides the IC title match? holy shit. 2/10 and i'm being generous.
5/10 It was fun for the first 2 hours, then it went to complete shit
>>1149668
really appreciated austin selling for rusev. Funny thing to see.
Now I don't feel guilty for leeching mania and then cancelling my free trial.
>Ryder winning was an unexpected delight
>AJ/Jericho was pretty meh
>Tag team match was boring except for the before and after moments
>Street Fight lolno
>HIAC was an entertaninig spotfest
>Women's title match was not bad
>Battle Royale was filler at best, but BASED SHAW was great
>More Rock and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA filler
>Main event was shit as we expected.
6/10, but I'm being generous.
>>1149809
so 25mins was good out of 400mins and you give it 5/10?
are you the biggest mark ever or has a doctor told you that you are a bit different then the other kids when you were young?
Yep. 3/10. Looking forward to the analysis and hearing what people thought of it in the morning.
>>1149924
i forgot they also buried aj styles. because world champions from other organizations that don't exist don't go over in the e. good job vince.
can't fucking roman just say NO to his pushes and back to midcard to improve his shit?
then maybe in 10 years he will probably be ready
4/10
only the broski saved it for me and the shane spot after that hot garbage
>Me after that main event
>>1149956
>can an employee tell his employers to stop promoting him
Wrestlemania 11 tier
2/10
Being extremely generous
7/10 because Stone Cold and Shaq
11/10
>>1149668
2/10
i am beign generous here
>>1149668
4/10
Some good things, but the bad was so bad it outweighed them.
https://streamable.com/t6kc
Tthis should say it all.
QUICK
download 480p or 720p
>styles buried
>rimjob wins
LOL FUCK YOU WWE
IMMA DOWNLOAD 480P JUST TO SPITE YOUR ASS AND WWE NETWORK
>>1149944
Stone Cold, The Rock, and Cena are the GOATs.
I didn't realize /asp/ was so fucking smarky. You guys are pathetic and on par with those fucking fedora-tippers on leddit.
>>1150037
What does that tell of you of the years to come when the old talent save a show?
>>1149956
>Can an employee refuse to get a promotion cause hot chicks cheer him but fat smarks boo him?
>>1149668
even street fight was disappointing. hiac match was barely ok. cool dad vs gay day was just like raw match. the main event, well, pretty much bollywood-tier. 5 hours of trash (except for IC and women's)
woo woo woo
>>1150075
He came a long way
Anyone giving this mania anything higher than a 3, is Vince's target audience.
There was no good reason for Jericho and Charlotte to be winning.
No good reason for Bray Wyatt a guy whos meant to be a credible heel and his family to be comedy jobbers to a guy who shows up once a year
Why did the heels dominate this whole event
>>1149967
he could at least respond maturely in interview like cena when getting asked about the hate he received. but obviously he can't, coz he's a prick in real life
>>1150101
Why is he suddenly getting this push? Cause he's gotten buffer, has a nice beard and is banging Emma?
>>1150101
From a cuck storyline to winning at 'Mania. Not bad.
>>1149668
>IC match
Much better than last year. Pretty great result.
>New Day v LoJ
Kind of a nothing match, seeing Austin was fun but I'd have preferred if he got a chance to talk instead of the Rock. They should have switched these two guys' segments.
>AJ v Y2J
Good match, not sure why Jericho went over. I guess this boring feud will continue.
>Street fight
Would have been a good match for a C PPV but this should have been way more brutal and had about 5 more minutes and blood.
>Divas title
Cool entrances, some nice highspots, no storytelling though and Charlotte retaining was an abysmal result.
>HIAC
About as good as expected. Another match that coulda done with blood. Crowd was kinda quiet for it until they went outside. Classic Shane O spot was good.
>Battle Royal
Crappy match but I like that Corbin won. He should have got an entrance & intro though because half the crowd wouldn't know who he is.
>Rock/Bray segment
Eh, I enjoyed it. Rock putting over Bray was nice, as was his burial of shitty Rowan. Nice pop for Cena, minimal heel heat, crowd misses BMJ.
>Main event
Steph was the highlight of this. The match itself was good but nothing special, and the result was not a shock.
Overall: 10/10, best Mania ever.
lol u guys are faggots.
u miss being able to post on /sp/?
fucking /asp/erger manchildren.
>>1150128
Neville got injured so any storyline they have with him is replaced with Zack Ryder.
>>1150143
Honestly doubt Neville would have won
>all of these neckbeards pretending they didn't like WrestleMania because liking it would be admitting that WrestleMania is better without their vanilla favourites Bryan and Orton and without "BMJ" having a match
Obvious influx/raid of redditors and wooo-posters is obvious.
Jesus Christ, did a single match end the right way?
>>1150154
He was supposed to win but got injured the original storyline was that Zayn screws Owens by having Neville win in a triple threat match
>>1150136
>Rock putting over Bray
>Rock putting over Bray
>Rock putting over Bray
What did he mean by this?
>>1150158
Ryder and Corbin
Nothing else.
>>1150157
here's your (You). enjoy faggot.
>>1149668
6/10
Taker vs Shane
AJ vs Jericho
Women's Title Triple Threat
IC match
Lesnar vs Ambrose was good
The main event spoiled it.
>>1150075
Nice.
I like how the crowd popped when he said he was gonna get a pic with Scott, they thought he was gonna be in the promo.
>>1150157
>if you didn't like the show you post on reddit
It was a shit show m8 stop trying too hard
>>1150158
Literally only the IC match and Corbin (I guess, not a big fan of him but still not as abhorrent as Big Show last year).
>>1150162
>the original storyline was that Zayn screws Owens by having Neville win in a triple threat match
And you know this how?
>>1150168
Saying Bray has talent and charisma and playing up to the crowd's response. That's all, but it was nice.
No seriously why the FUCK did Jericho win? Are we going to have yet another fucking match between these two?
>>1150168
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
>>1149858
this is the correct answer. the heem people were pretty comfy too
This was my first time watching in a while, and I main confusion is the love for Sasha Banks.
She had the worst botch of the night and nobody said shit about it. Then everyone goes on to complain about her not winning. Is it because she's Snoop Doggs cousin?
>>1150075
>Dumbass nigga has a sty on his eye
kek he can barely keep his eye open. He probably gave it to the people he wrestled as well
>>1150187
Vince here.
>Pretend Undertaker was still undefeated
>Beats shane but allows him to be pinned
>Undertakers streak ends with an epic match crowning new owner of Raw for a new generation of post-attitude era fans and the formation of a new Shane/Taker partnership
Instead he broke his streak putting a part timer over and we get another year of shitting boring authority promos
It was honestly really bad. Definitely had some cool spots that made me excited but it was super bad booking wise and match wise.
>>1150202
because if you won a title in somewhere other than wwe, vince has to let fans know that you still don't stack up to his guys.
>>1150192
Bray's gimmick isn't guy getting praised, if Rock actually got scurred and/or jobbed it would be putting him over
>First half 9/10
>Second half 6/10
>Some gremlin out there actually enjoyed that main event as well as Deanetty vs. Brock
>>1150192
The crowd already knows Bray has charisma, they dont need to hear it from The Rock's mouth who proceeds to have a 6 second squash match then people's elbow the guy he supposedly "put over"
That was a segment I'd expect The Social Outkasts to be a part of, not the wyatts, but hey it's not my company and bray could be getting punished for something.
>>1149668
taker/shane was a solid 7/10
hhh/roman was fucking awful but steph was hot
>roman spears steph
>hhh was berserk
>destroys roman
>????
>hhh wins
>hhh hits roman alot with the hammer
>?????
>>1150209
GET OUT REEEE
LET ME BE AN ANGRY NECKBEARD IN PEACE AND STOP SHOVING REIGNS DICK DOWN MY THROAT
>>1150158
Main event.
>>1150207
>I don't watch but here are my opinions anyway
MINUS 10 STARS
>>1150182
Yeah, it's not like people are literally copy/pasting Reddit posts. gg m8.
>>1150243
kek
>we put the belt on roman so people will like him!!!!
roman cant wre-sports entertain
4/10
Raw will be insane with boos tomorrow.
>>1150245
She looked like shit in the ring m9.
>>1150207
>botch
Try botches. She botched her own finisher more than once and almost broke her neck with flippy shit yet again. She should be thanking Charlotte she isn't in a fucking wheelchair, the overrated goof.
>>1150157
The woo posters are too high to even find 4chan right now
it's just the redditers
>>1150259
Not if they do the same shit and kill the mics
Will finally 4chan unite and raid that fuckin raw tomorrow and fill the ring with trash? Make it happen pls.
>>1150059
18+
>>1150292
people are spineless now, boo hoo muh lifetime ban
>>1150154
Neville would have won. Neville was supposed to be in that match, but got injured against Jericho, after Ryder was announced for the spot, he went over Owens in a smackdown, and then got a victory over Jericho on the go home Raw (meant for Neville). They literally solved the problem by replacing one superstar with another. Neville would have won to have Owens and Zayn in a feud without the championship. Similar thing happened with Cesaro and Titus O'Neill.
>>1150101
>Zack will wear the IC belt tonight as he pounds Emma in her ass
>yfw
>>1150282
>Becky not taking the bump properly is Sasha's fault
>She should be thanking Charlotte for being too far away to catch her so she had to improvise by somersaulting mid-air
Some of you pretend to be dumb eh?
A genuine 6/10
>>1150298
>>1150059
welcome to /asp/ underban where no one is above 18 and we shitpost eachother because of it
>>1150258
>the right way
>solid booking with a logical conclusion
>i hate reigns, it wasnt right
>>1150314
i'd be happy if i got a ban to a product that it's shitty as this one was.
>>1150286
True, but how long can they keep the charade up?
>>1150207
Oh my God those corner shots were awful.
Overall 3/10, it was worth my staying up to see shane and HBK, not worth $10
>>1150325
You start watching after 2010?
>>1150333
HHH should have lost the belt to someone who could wrestle
>>1149967
>>1150066
gee i dont know man, if i were in roman's position right now
i'd be like shit, vince, listen, i suck so much ass right now, do you hear them? do you hear the crowds? do you hear the boos?
listen man, i know i am a samoan, i am related to the rock, we had great gay sex too but hey, vince, i don't deserve this, so please put me back in the midcard so i can improve myself, please vince?
and of course vince replies with
SHUT UP DAMMIT I CAN MAKE YOU AND I CAN BREAK YOU PAL
RIGHT NOW YOU ARE SUCKING SO MUCH ASS AND THEY WILL CHEER YOU NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL MAKE THEM CHEER NO MATTER WHAT
>>1150157
Why are the redditors even here? They have a fucking echo chamber on r/sc.
>>1150282
Is she normally this bad? I watched Raw a few weeks ago when Shane came back, and she botched a couple of her moves then too.
>>1150353
>This entire post
Yeah Roman isn't gonna give up his spot in the company just cause some smarks have an irrational hate towards him.
That main event did suck though cause neither HHH or Roman know how to carry a match.
2/10
What they did to Bray man, he could be wrestling 10-15 years as top heel and they bury him for rock. smdh senpai
Ryder/10
WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT BRO
>>1150157
>People actually stating why they didn't like wrestlemania
>You still have to make up reasons and shoe-horn reddit into it somehow
>>1149809
pretty much this was the show and the rest was predictable garbage filler
Set up for high hopes and let us down
>>1150366
She has been consistently sloppy her entire run, but it's gotten worse on the main roster due to having less time to practice matches. Of course it's always handwaved away because muh charisma
What was your biggest highlight and disappointment for the night?
Highlight is Shane jumping from the cell
Disappointment is the worst street fight match that I've ever seen. Dean didn't even use any of the fucking weapons he collected through the week.
Alright guys, how about this for Wrestlemania instead of what you just saw?
>Reigns vs Cena for the belt that ends with Reigns turning heel if booed or he gets a face win if he's cheered
>Rollins vs Triple H
>Ambrose vs Lesnar but with more weapons and extended to like 15 more minutes
>Sasha vs Becky vs Charlotte but Sasha wins instead
>Styles beats Jericho with Styles Clash
>Ryder wins the ladder match including Owens, Zayn, Miz, Stardust, Cesaro, and Ziggler
>TLC match between Usos, Dudleys, and League of Nations, For the Tag Team Championships, and LON wins
>Fulfill your fantasy Divas 4 vs 4 tag team match
>Kalisto vs Neville for the US title
>30 man Battle Royale where Ryback, Baron Corbin, and The Wyatts dominate
>Rock has an important role in the main event
>HBK comes back during the HHH vs Rollins match
>Mick Foley returns to help out Ambrose
>Stone Cold is the host and he brings back Hulk Hogan
Now for entrances
>Ambrose comes out in an ambulance and he carries out his wagon of weapons
>Lesnar comes out with pyro
>Reigns comes out like a Roman Emperor
>Triple H comes out to Sympathy of The Devil by Motorhead
>Seth Rollins comes out wearing all white on the big stage
>John Cena comes out wearing all black
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Rate it guys
>>1150375
>irrational hate
This.
Fucking smarks and their contrarian attitude.
>>1150400
Highlight was Ryder winning for me. Disappointment was Jericho winning. It just makes no sense.
>One of the best parts about the biggest WM of all time was Zack Ryder winning
What a turn-around, though if Neville was the one who was supposed to win, it explains why he was crying when he was told his ankle was broken.
>>1150400
Highlights are shane killing himself and his kids booing Roman. Pure beauty.
Disappointment was street fight and the botched moves in women's champ.
>>1150400
>Highlights
Ryder winning cause I didn't expect it and that's one of the best parts about wrestling, not knowing what would happen
Glass shattering
Rusev selling the stunner as well as/better than Scott Hall
Shane jumping off the cage, I guess
>Disappointment
Y2Jobber picking up a meaningless win
Hyped up Brock and Deanetty street-fight that was arguable the worst no DQ mania match
Charlotte retaining cause of nepotism when there should have been a new winner
That awful main event
>>1150402
>Fucking smarks and their contrarian attitude.
He says while pretending to like Roman to troll on 4chan.
>>1150202
yep, they literally don't have anything for Styles to do, part of the reason they signed him was just so no one else could, so he is going to remain in limbo with Jeridad
>>1149668
There were a lot of great/fun moments
>Ryder win
>women's match was great
>Shane spots were fun, match had some good psychology, they told a story of desperation and mercy with the match.
>stone cold fack dance into the stunner was fun
>what the fuck why does the rock have a flame thrower?
My biggest complaints were
>Ambrose Lesnar was so short. Really felt like the match was doing a good job of telling a story, but it abruptly ended in what felt like the raising action.
>roman winning in the most boring and predictable way possible, again.
Correct me if I am wrong but I think roman had that one move dropping off of the apron, and everything else was a kick, punch, spear, or clothesline, and one Samoan drop.
>>1150448
Not him but not everyone who doesn't hate Roman is pretending to like him. I'm mostly apathetic and the hate he gets is undeserved for the most part.
>>1150448
>pretending
>i dont like roman, so no one can
>>1149798
IC match was first
>Botchsha is in the women's title feud
>Emma isn't
>Jericho vs Aj
WHY DID JERICHO WIN? NICE JOB BUILDING STARS VINCE
>Charlotte vs Boss vs The Irish
I am fine with Charlotte winning, the only person who didn't deserve it is really Irish girl
>Shane vs Undertaker
Match was shit as soon as they added the "undertaker will retire if he loses" stipulation. Why do they still think Undertaker is undefeated?
>IC championship
Best match of the night by far, Ryder got what he deserved 2 years ago
>other divas match
Shit. Only Lana's perfect body was watchable
>Battle royal
Shaq was pointless, good for Corbin.
>Main event shitshow
Absolutely Trash, i thought that wuth all the boos that Roman got just from showing his face that they were going to double turn, but no,it was shit.
1/10 show
2/10 Mania
I await the hilarious event tomorrow
>>1149819
Womens match had Charlotte winning in the most boring way. Also filled with botches as usual. 2/10
>>1150350
nope :)
>Crowd pops like crazy for AJ
AJ loses
>Fans sick of authority angle, want something new
Shane loses
>First ever WOMENS TITLE MATCH
An old man plays the biggest part of the match, and decides the first ever womens champion
>Roman is the most hated babyface of all time
Wins biggest Mania in history
wew lad
>>1150375
> irrational
That word doesn't mean what you think it does
>>1149849
Yep. Women's match would've made sense to put on last.
>4 more months of Jerislow calling everyone "stupid idiots"
>>1150400
>highlight
Ryder winning
>lowlight
Charlotte winning
>>1150491
>WHY DID JERICHO WIN?
To remain unpredictable.
>Match was shit as soon as they added the "undertaker will retire if he loses" stipulation.
No it wasn't. Easy to see why you didn't like it since you shat on it before it started
I actually had pretty high hopes for the card save for Reigns and Haitch.
I am disappointed in every single match and segment besides a few spots that you probably can guess.
Worst of all time, tied with 9.
>>1150375
You don't have to give the shit up forever. It's for the good of the company. Fucking Stone Cold did it in 96 and 97 and he became the next Hogan.
>>1149849
Dude. The divas match was filled with botches.
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWI2l4ZbdA4
>>1150571
>those airbags
>>1150534
>to remain unpredictable
Then why have Undertaker win, and the gpod guy win the main event?
>no it wasn't
Yes it was, the entire fued was built in the laat minute and it played out exactly like a fued that was made ar the last minute
>>1150560
On Sasha's part, yes. Becky and Charlotte were just fine.
>old people getting over in promos over young talent
>Old and slow Jericho wins while AJ's time is running out himself
>League of Nations gets stomped and humiliated when they are all young talent with monstrous power because 'le Attitude Era' codgers
>Rock making a scene for himself while none of the new talent ever gets to
>Taker wins when he looks like he should hobble to a retirement home
Why is this fucking allowed? I am an Attitude Era fanboy but even I couldn't take it anymore.
>>1150519
It means exactly what I know it means. Smarks are delirious for the most part.
I want a refund
>>1150516
I LOVED IT MAGGLE
Sami Zayn's theme actually becomes really good when the crowd sing along to it
>>1150670
Non Wrestlemania crowds won't.
>>1149668
5/10
Some good spots here and there, but some of the wrong people won.
>Like:
Woo Woo Woo (also further setting up a Sami vs KO matchup)
Sin Cara's A-game (which is a C+, but not bad)
Wood's and Rusev's STUNNAH!
A majority of the Women's match
Corbin winning the Royale (was mostly rooting for Bo, but it's fine)
A couple self-destructive Shane O Mac spots.
Holy shit, the muted audience. Holy shit they couldn't hide it.
>Despised:
Pre-show
Jericho's unneeded win and the Styles Clash kickout
League of Jobbers winning and then getting buried instantly by old people
Brock vs Ambrose was a boring slog with fake-outs that felt more insulting than teasing.
Taker winning... what was the fucking point of all this? Hope you guys love authority segments.
The entire Rock segment with him and Super Cena burying the Wyatts even further. (just fire them already, Vince. You obviously don't like them)
Roman Reigns
... fuck it, 4/10
>>1150670
pls tell me again why i should cheer for a vanilla midget ginger francophone canuck that is also muslim? i don't understand the appeal at all.
When will Ric Flair get caught in a racist scandal so he can leave forever?
>>1150670
too bad he won't get for 363 days of the year now
>>1150695
Cheer for who you want anon. Stop being so grumpy. Wrestling is supposed to be fun.
>>1150694
forgot
>Despised:
Little girl won title for being a "strong woman who don't need no man" Title with the help of her Daddy.
2/10
League of Jobbers being buried beyond recovery by old men and Shane's spot were great. Hated pretty much everything else.
1/10
>>1150701
Ric's the only good thing about Charlotte.
>>1150701
not soon enough senpai
>>1150718
the people i want to cheer for are forever stuck in either nxt or mid or lower card hell. i don't get why vince doesn't understand that young adults have WAYYY more disposable income than parents trying to pacify their little jimmies. they are completely confused as a brand and don't know their own image or product anymore.
7/10 - 10 for Stone Cold appearing, and -3 for Hulk Hogan not appearing.
7/10 and that is probably the only rating in this thread made by someone who doesn't have a stick up their ass.
WrestleMania 27 remains the all time worst event.
>>1150775
Hogans never appearing again, anon...
>>1150701
Everybody already knows Flair is racist. Nobody cares. And he has no money so he'll never go away until he dies. Flair is good for his role, but it's ridiculous to see this old man out there all the time.
5/10. It had great moments, it had shit moments.
>Great
RYDER BOYS
CORBIN BOYS
SHANE LITERALLY KILLING HIMSELF BOYS
>Shit
AJ losing. I know he's getting that win back at Payback but it's fucking stupid isnce WM is proably the only thing people are going to rmeember/give a shit about. This was probably just "breakingh im in" in Vince's eyes as well, and it's a true shame too. Sting 2.0 here we come.
Wyatt burial, nothing else needing to be said.
Ambrose looking like complete shit against Lesnar.
Overall, wasn't as bad as stuff like WM29, but it wasn't as good as WM30 either. Fuck, not even as good as WM31. Still, could have been worse?
>>1150764
naa senpai. her big fake titties are the best things about her
>>1150777
Fuck off Vince.
>>1149668
>ryberg vs kalisto
the US title went from being a top billed match to getting kicked off the televised pre show and not mentioned once.
>total divas bullshit
waste of time. naomi being reduced to a pin eater is shameful. lana looked decent. paige is dog shit. natalya, naomi, lana and fox deserve better. the others don't matter.
>ushits vs paycheck boyz
who cares
>IC match
1 of 2 good matches of the night. it's nice to see ryder get SOMETHING after all this time.
>new day v league of geeks
new day was wonderful as usual. terrible finish. carting out the geezers was stupid.
>ambrose vs lesnar
what a fucking let down. ambrose looked like a total geek. nobody gained anything.
>women's triple threat
they finally did it: they made the women's match feel like it mattered and they got rid of that horrible piece of shit prop belt. banks should have won, but at least charlotte is actually good.
>shane v taker
it was okay for what it was but it still felt like a let down. shane can still channel his inner spot monkey.
>battle royal
a bunch of geeks, geezers and shaq for some reason. a boring piece of shit that was won by a boring piece of shit.
>an old fart with a mid life crisis vs aj styles
aj styles lost clean as a whistle to an ancient old dinosaur faggot at wrestlemania. he is now officially a total geek and will soon be taking turns jobbing on superstars with tyler breeze. i posted this match so late because i almost forgot it even happened.
>overrated b-list movie star dwayne johnson vs a wyatt jobber
dwayne showed up so he could score an easy paycheck, rack up the "fastest win" in WM history and make botched-face sheamus look like a big dumb geek.
>hhh jobs to a samoan
this was the most embarrassing "main event" in wwe history. they muted the crowd constantly and tried to pipe in cheers. dwayne's cousin is an unlikable, untalented fart huffer.
overall score: 2.5/10. i laugh at everyone who paid for this rancid ass turd.
>mfw this piece of shit WM
>>1150612
How so? Smarks will say that reigns has no wrestling talent, charisma or mic speaking ability. Is that not a rational enough reason to hate the guy especially when the WWE are trying to push this boring character so hard?
>>1150777
>Giving this mania a 7/10
I shudder to think what your 2/10 looks like if it even exists.
>>1150612
>literally had to mute the fucking crowd at your biggest ever event because your next big thing was getting booed out of the building
ok bro
>>1150808
>rack up the "fastest win" in WM history
Did they do this so that they can erase the fact that they made Daniel Bryan job to Sheamus in 18 seconds?
>Ryder wins the Irrelevant Championship, will most likely end up losing every match like every other champion
>Jericho beats AJ again, for no reason
>League of Nations wins then gets destroyed by three guys who can barely walk
>Ambrose gets shit pushed in by Brock, killing any chance of a push he's getting
>Charlotte wins lol
>Authority wins lol
>implying the battle royal matters at all
>Rock buries the Wyatts
>Roman wins, no heel turn, will still get booed
>>1150863
nah, they did it so dwayne had another reason to show up.
>>1150863
The [spoilers]King Kong Bundy[/spoilers] match at WrestleMania 1 may have been faster than at least the Sheamus one.
>>1150815
>no wrestling talent, charisma or mic speaking ability.
Yet they will cream themselves over this guy.
>>1150838
See WrestleMania 27 or shut the fuck up.
>>1150886
>your probably not even a worker
Get out Vince you maggle
>>1150375
Smarks never held an IRL job and it shows
No employee would give up a promotion to "better" themselves
8.5/10
Divas tag team was as meh as you can get, Liked lanas outfit
Loved IC match and /woowoowoo/ winning
Why the fuck did they bother putting jericho over styles
Dont care for League of Shitters winning and then getting beat by old guys
Ambrose vs Lesnar was great, ended a bit too short and couldve had some amazing moments and couldve had some bleeding/ wyatts attacking lesnar/ambrose
No cart of weapons for ambrose 0/10
Womens tripple threat was fucking great, but keeping Charlotte as champion is dumb
Shane v taker was amazing, but why bother with shanes storyline then if he was gonna lose.
Battle royal was good
Rock was boring as fuck, comes out and wastes 20 min by just making fun of the wyatts and showing off with BMJ
Worst match was easily H v Reigns
Expected more of a brutal fight with blood and them just selling beatings like crazy, but it was a boring regular match with nothing special and a title change almost no one wanted
>tfw missed New Day's entrance because I was doing a poo
>sounds like it was the best part of the show
fml
Wrestlemania II
Wrestlemania IV
Wrestlemania IX
Wrestlemania XI
Wrestlemania XXVII
Wrestlemania XXII
These are all in the same league of shittiness
>smarks in tears thanks to the big dog
Where the hell does this leave us now?
>Dean looked like a goof, clearly never going to be a serious main eventer
>Styles gets rekt
>Bork has fucked off for another 6 months most likely
>Shane and Undertaker have both fucked off
>Romanwinslol
Where the hell can they even go from here? There is absolutely nobody to challenge Roman.
>>1150897
I'd rather not cause that was also a 2, who in their right mind rates this a 7? You must not have been exposed to many manias in your lifetime.
>>1150900
Go to a wrestling school and learn how wrestling works, you entitled piece of shit.
>>1150863
They needed to give The Rock another reason to show up, in addition to the truckload of money they gave him.
>>1150925
You're right, this WrestleMania was more of a 6 out of 10.
WrestleMania X8 was a 7/10 much like WrestleMania X-Seven.
>>1150926
>Go to a wrestling school
Get out Vince you maggle
>>1150923
Probs Reigns v HHH rematch. Yay.
>The people giving this mania higher than a 5 are complaining about Mick,HBK and Austin showing up and overrating the women's match
Like poetry
>>1150923
Biggest fuckup to reigns was rollins not coming out after his victory telling him he'll be back
>>1150923
Only thing I can see is if Roman turns heel on Raw, then there are a lot more possibilities. As it stands right now, there's nobody for him to face until Seth Rollins returns from injury.
>>1150945
>Let's waste Seth's return pop
>>1150938
Shut up, I have forbid you from speaking on this subject. Reply once more and you will find me coming to your home Brian Pillman style.
>>1150923
>There is absolutely nobody to challenge Roman
HHH gets his rematch at extreme rules. Is this your first year watching wrestling? They'll most likely do rematches of everything that happened tonight 1 month from now.
>>1150945
>Mania ending with someone coming out and cutting a promo
>>1150950
>Tfw going to Summerslam and will WITNESS Seth's return in person
>>1150947
>nobody
HHH rematch
Deanetty
AJ Styles
Even NXT callups like Samoa Joe and Baron Corbin is plausible
Speaking of this shitshow, is Baron getting called up or is he staying on NXT
>>1150975
>HHH rematch
NOBODY wants to see this shit again
>Deannetty
He looked like shit against Brock
>AJ Styles
That's random
>Samoa Joe
I'd like to see that. Play up the whole "muh heritage" shit.
This mania was 7/10, better than 31 but worse than 30
Womens match, Ic match, Taker match, league of retirees, rock segment were all fucking awesome
title match, new day match, andre the giant battle royal, were pretty good
Y2AJ, street fight were a bit of a letdown
4/10 maybe if there wernt so many injurys it would've been better the woman's match was the match of the night by far, would be a 3/10 but it was less predictable than I thought it was gonna be, I thought Sammi, dean, Becky, and shane were gonna win
>>1150992
He's staying on NXT so he can keep losing by roll up to the latest indie darling HHH signs to get smarks to love him
>>1150966
Haitch will never wrestle full time again. What happens when he's back in the suit?
>>1149668
I haven't watched much since last summer and now I remember why.
5/10
>>1150892
Yeah the difference is balor doesn't get the same amount of exposure reigns does. Half the reason why reigns gets so much hate is because he's rode so fucking hard by the WWE despite the face that he's stale as fuck
Also I balor can wrestle in my opinion, I don't know what matches you're watching
>>1149668
2/10
>>1150975
Styles is going to be bogged down with Jericho for another while and Dean is never going to be a serious contender
>>1151052
>Balor can wrestle
Ever since he got signed by NXT, all his matches have sucked balls and they're formulaic predictable garbage but you'll never hear any of it.
>Muh exposure
You only like him and let him get away with stuff like not being able to cut a promo cause he's an indie darling and not a buff 6'3" mastodon.
>not having Shane win
So fucking stupid, they killed a story they could have milked. Now they have nothing, and we'll get more Steph 20 minute promos.
>>1149668
>literally everyone who rates this more than shit think 3 retired old men destroying 2 of the only tag teams in their prime for no reason is a highlight
kek
>>1151073
>more Steph 20 minute promos
YOURE ALL LOSERS WHO NEED TO RESPECT AUTHORITY *proceeds to emasculate a male wrestler*
>>1151088
Are you saying they're old men because you were still in your dad's nutsack when they were in their primes?
>>1151091
Aren't you excited for MORE Authority vs. Roman shenanigans?
>>1151109
HERES THE THING ROMAN, TONIGHT YOURE IN A MATCH WITH SHEAMUS WITH THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS AT RINGSIDE
Anyone else /dare to actually have fun/ ?
>>1151070
Hey hey I'm not a balor fan boy by any means. All I was trying to point out that your comparison with reigns and balor doesn't make sense
>>1151073
STEPHANIE HAS GREAT TITS!
>>1149668
2/10.
>Styles and Jericho were sloppy compared to their normal work.
>Baby Flair goes over
>"Street Fight" more like sleep tight
>Rock segment just because?
>Shane-O suicide was nice but HIAC sucked
>ATGBR was garbage
>Mute the mic cuz lolReignswins
>>1150892
>the "finn balor isn't a good wrestler" meme
lmao at your life ya dumb ass faggot.
>>1151130
The comparison is that they're both boring charisma vacuums yet one of them is loved by smarks and the other isn't.
>>1151151
>Finn Balor is a good wrestler cause he face paints himself like a spoopy demon
>>1151149
>Not liking that charlotte gets to hold the WOMENS title that she helped create and Sasha gets a clear victory over her at the end of this feud
>Not getting hype at Cena return and the shitty Wyatts being buried
>Thinking HiaC sucked
>Not getting hype at based Corbin
Why do you hate fun?
>>1151161
It's not just as simple as hating one and not the other for no reason like you're implying. Reigns is hated because of a mix of being a boring sack of shit and the WWE trying to force him into being a great headliner who everyone should worship even though he's mostly hated.
>>1150366
her "greatest" match ever she almost fucking killed herself by doing a fucking dive and power bombing herself on the floor
I don't like Fag Balor, but I think they should let him come up and do his stupid shit. Teenage girls and little kids will love that shit
>>1151234
Could literally say the same exact thing about Finn Balor
>>1151277
You could but you can't because reigns has now headlined 2 wrestlemanias
>>1151285
And Finn Balor is the longest reigning NXT champion
>>1149668
3/10 and im being generous
>>1151294
>literally comparing being the champion of fucking developmental to the current face of the company
Are you just pretending now?
>tfw balor club didnt debut at wrestlemania v league of jobbers
>>1151195
>Wanting Botcsha to go over
>Muh BMJ
>implying HiaC wasn't a shit fest except for 2 spots
>BR sucked complete donkey dick regardless
Why do you enjoy the taste of Vince's cock?
>>1151365
>NXT is developmental
>Comparing one bland boring champ that smarks love to another one they hate is unfair cause ids jus developmental
>Implying it's not these same fans who boo Roman
>>1151184
nice strawman attack you glue eating retard
it really shows that you are an ignorant moron who has no idea what he is talking about lmao
>>1151380
You are obsessed with a fictional product and need to lose weight, have sex, and become a normal member of society. This was your intervention; make the most of it.
>>1151400
>Implying it's not these same fans who boo Roman
what's that got to do with anything m8, you literally compared the fucking headliner of wrestlemania twice in a row and current face of wwe to a fucking developmental champion which makes literally anything you say fucking laughable
>>1151425
>Complaining about strawman while using ad-hominems
>lmao
This isn't /b/ child
>>1151427
18+, kid. Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>1151431
The only thing laughable here is your reading and comprehension skills. I said smarks love Finn Balor who is a boring charisma vacuum but love to rag on Roman for being those things. This has nothing to do with wrestlemania main events you dolt, which is what you brought up, and more to do with smark hypocrisy where if someone gets a free pass for being horrible if they're an indie darling.
Also NXT is clearly no longer developmental in the traditional sense given that they're signing people like Shinsuke and Kana you clueless slug.
>>1151271
at least he is better than half the shit we are currently getting. And yes, he is shit.
>>1151473
I believe in your ability to improve your life friend.
Wrestlemania just didn't feel exciting this year. Roman just doesn't do it, I'm not even hating on him but I could not care less about him being champion or the matches he has. Pretty disappointing that he'll be the face of the WWE for the next decade.
They need someone that has a visceral appeal, Roman just doesn't have it.
>>1151533
It's his lack of charisma and face appeal. He just doesn't draw you in.
>>1151454
strong projection detected
keep crying you petulant little bitch
>>1151474
it's two completely different fucking situations retard
>this guy who's headling wrestlemania is a shit wrestler, can't cut a promo and is a charisma vacuum
>boo him
>this guy is a decent wrestler, pretty shit at promos and is wrestling in front of 12k people in a developmental brand
>cheer him
it's pretty fucking easy to understand
I didn't watched the whole thing, but here's what I liked
>IC match
>New day entrance
>Shane jumping
>Shaq
>The whole thing with the Rock
>HHH entrance
>Steph
>IC Match was fucking GOAT, wanted Sami to win but Ryder deserves the belt as well
>Styles v Jeircho was really good until bullshit win
>New Day Suffered the same fate as AJ
>Steve, HBK, and Foley segment was bretty gud tho
>Women's title match could have been GOAT if creative didn't have that bullshit win
>Dean buried because creative wants to push Autism Awareness
>HIAC was Taker v Mankind 2.0, sad Taker won but was still a great match
>Battle Royale had it's moments with Shaq and whatnot, really glad Corbin won and gave NXT a massive light to be under
>Rock segment was fucking stupid and if you liked it you should be ashamed of yourself
>HHH intro was dumb as fuck, Roman getting muted the FUCK out was hilarious
>Steph getting speared was perfect
>No heel turn but at least Roman wins the title
Overall it felt like a 5/10, the displays were good but the outcomes were fucking shit.
>>1151657
how tf you like that shitty Rock segment he's becoming a Hogan-esque husk
>>1150212
you are a smart man
