IT'S FUCKING TIME MAGGLE
30 bings til kickoff show
Dudleys/Usos, Divashit and something else
>>1133147
Kalisto vs Big Guy
How many hours until the pre-show?
>>1133147
1st for Shane
>>1133147
DEVOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>1133147
WHEN WE SAY UCE YALL SAY O
UCE
If you lads wanna kill some time the latest Botchamania is out https://vimeo.com/161081401#at=21
>>1133149
Big guy winning the strap, right?
3rd for Roman Empire
>>1133147
can't wait for Shinsuke to cash in his MITB and win the title
Am I being trolled or are there people who legit think Zack Ryder is winning the IC title?
>>1133162
Yes. There needs to be a heel holding it for BMJ's return.
>>1133147
who /notevenwatchingpreshowandfollowingtheresultson4chaninstead/ here
Literally the most JUST wrestler in the fed. More than Ryder or Sandow. They made him change his name LMAO
I'm going to the store. Tell me what snacks to buy.
watch it all live at 5pm est ish at instasync. com /r/dogpoisoner
>>1133174
pop tarts, white kit kats
>>1133163
4th for Smark Tears in t minus 7 hours
>>1133174
Fuck you, I was gonna ask that
Buy some Doritos I guess you fuckface
>>1133174
Doritos and mountain dew
>>1133147
>30 bings til kickoff show
Wait what? Really?
It's barely past noon
>>1133180
I'd mark the fuck out for this
I'm at Wrestlemania. Ask me anything.
>>1133180
>7 hours
fucking hell,
>implying vince isn't cucking ryder again
kek
was he never in a mania match before? he was in a main event with edge and taker iirc.
>>1133166
If you believe that Neville was going to win, then it's not so farfetched.
>neville beats jericho but is injured
>ryder is given his spot
>ryder beats jericho
>ryder is given the IC win tonight
>ryder has a temporary story for a few weeks until Neville takes it from him
>the rest of the IC match guys can continue doing what they would have done if Neville was still in
>>1133179
>kit kat
>>1133156
WHAT?
>>1133187
Two hours of pre show trash. You not hyped senpai
>>1133192
Can you see Sting from the rafters?
>>1133194
He was a main guy in that team Teddy vs team Johnny thing
the ending was him getting kicked in the crotch by his ex-gf who cucked him with Cena
>>1133194
Why was he there, never watched it.
>>1133192
Why are you a reddit tripfag cuckity cuckity cuck?
>>1133201
>all women
kek
>>1133147
>30 bings
what the fuck. Did time change or something? Fucking shit
>>1133201
Bitches love the big dog
>>1133201
Based Roman winning the ladies
>>1133206
He did a run in and ended up getting rekt by Taker. This was back when he was Edge's lackey.
STREAM WHERE LADS?
>inb4 pay 9.99 broke ass
>>1133201
BASED ROMAN
>>1133221
network is for free, cuck
When will this Roman meme die?
>>1133201
Why do all female wwe fans either watch purely for eye candy or pretend to like the divas because they're fellow women
Do you guys think Dbry won wm30 cause stephs "philantropy is the future of marketing" shit, and Dbry did all that shit with the cancerous kid
>>1133223
>implying women wouldn't still love him
>>1133226
tonight
Can someone please make the Wrestlemania game thread before 2Cold Autismo does
>>1133226
He'll outlive your pimple ridden ass, please have sex.
>>1133227
Women actually don't watch the WWE for the Divas division, they watch for the hunks like Randy Orton, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns.
>>1133231
the thread is made by the janny calm your autism
>>1133227
Who gives a shit?
>>1133223
Bitches love a bad boy
I'm off to bed and tonight I'll sleep well, because I know that when I wake up Roman will be WWE WHC again. Believe that Smarcucks!
>>1133226
Tonight when haitch botches, and accidentally kills reigns
>Aska
>Shinske Nakamura
Pronounce the fucking U, you're not Japanese
>IC title ladder match has just ended
>onto the third match of the card
>THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH FOR THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
How would /wwe/ react?
>>1133242
Have fun being a pleb
>>1133221
http://watchwrestlingup.info/watch-wwe-wrestlemania-32-2016-4316-online-3rd-april-2016-livereplay-ppv-hd-full-show/
>>1133243
The main title match is already confirmed to be second to the last.
>>1133155
here comes the pepeeeeee
here comes the pepe
pepepepepepepe
>>1133158
Maffew must really likes the Undertale soundtrack, since he's used it in a few straight episodes
>>1133147
> no autistic applesteve thread
Thank you based anon
>>1133242
>you're not Japanese
????
Do you tell people to not pronounce English words how they're meant to be said?
>>1133242
but that's how you actually pronounce the name?
>>1133243
i'd pray for the hiac to be 4th so i could fuck off and do something else
what does everyone think of gook michael jackson's theme
>>1133242
>say their names wrong
>I don't care if it's the right way, it's cultural appropriation/unamerican/some other dumb reason.
>>1133242
>Asooka
Fuck off fag
>>1133256
Pretty decent for CFO$. 7/10
>People ITT who will be crying for streams or watching 280p slideshows cause they cant sign up for a free trial
>>1133256
it's alright. his gook peru one is better tbf. aj got an upgrade tho
>>1133261
who /signedupyesterday/ here
>BREAKING NEWS
>PAIGE HAS BEEN ADDED TO DIVA'S TITLE MATCH, NOW A FATAL FOURWAY
HOLY SHIT
>>1133261
Jokes on you. I've got a 480p lag free stream ready to go.
>>1133236
Sauce
>>1133269
Salsa, mi amigo.
>>1133261
>people will pay for a 480p lagging seven hour shitfest for nine dollars and ninety nine cents.
>these people include me
Sasha will perform the frog splash tonight as a tribute to Eddie. Screencap this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOlYUjuJ4yM
RUSEV THE GOAT
>>1133268
signed up before the nxmeme show. i wanted to watch based gable.
>>1133274
>Implying I'm not canceling my subscription right after
>triple h main eventing another Mania
Just shows you how rare it is for real stars to appear in the WWE
>>1133261
This is literally the only time I watch wrestling so I can spend all night comfortably shitposting
>>1133251
Gotta keep it /wwe/ brah
>>1133261
>there are people that haven't been signing up for a free trial every month
>there are people that actually pay for the network
>mfw
>>1133261
Can you still sign up with the same info for unlimited trials or did they fix that?
Who /THE LADS/ here?
>>1133288
You can still do it.
>>1133277
Good to know he's best friends with the creative guys.
Rusev isn't given up on yet.
>>1133295
Hey Steph! Didn't know you posted here
>>1133282
Yes I am implying that.
I have a trial of the network on my PS3, can I just watch wrestlemania on there live?
Will it just appear as an option at some point?
>>1133286
How do I do this without getting caught bruh? already had a free trial before
>>1133302
It'll be on the live feed.
>>1133302
It's not netflix, man. Just select On Now, and wait.
>>1133192
Did you bring your yui figures?
Can't wait for the tripfags to form their little smark squad and post shitty gifs of rapanese rassleru and bryan danielson doing shitty arm twists
>2cold SteveO
Cringe!
>Ziggy
Cringe!
>Guy Incognito
Cringe!
>Jebus Matoi
Cringe!
any live stream links plz?
>>1133304
>clear cache
>use new fake name/address
Same bank card works.
When is it starting
>>1133302
fucking retard
>>1133310
please have sex
>>1133306
>It's not netflix
It's like netflix, but better
>>1133307
>Flaby
Cringe!
>>1133313
Really they don't notice?
>>1133215
Couple of weeks ago some bitches went mental just cause they got to touch him.
people who call themselves "smarks" are just the worst
not only is it a super cringey way of describing yourself but if you have to qualify enjoying something as "marking out" just so people know you were only PRETENDING and you're actually ABOVE IT to enjoy it you may be a sociopath
>>1133316
12 minutes
>>1133310
> Being this obsesses with tripfags
> Literally cringe the post
> HUR I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
Just wait...
>>1133319
Thanks Maggle
>>1133310
Tripfags aren't cool enough to watch japanese pro wrestling, they just jerk off to lucha underground and repost /woo/ memes
>tfw half of the new OC can't be posted because the Hall of Fame thread is still up
>>1133318
>I rent my hookers
Quints for Trips going over tonight
>>1133325
it's short for smart mark, so at least they admit they're marks
>>1133323
I've done it at least 4/5 times.
is this the results the lads?
>>1133316
5 minutes, not so sure though
>>1133173
Nakamura has pretty much replaced him as their main Jap rep aswell.
>>1133312
read the thread nigga
>>1133335
I have no idea what those numbers mean
>>1133335
bump this cunt, you think all favourites here will be winners ?
>>1133335
>Shane
>League Of Nations
Lal
>>1133338
Yup once jasethy got it it was never the same again. Went straight to shit.
>it's literally a mick shills women's wrestling episode
>>1133327
>Just you wait
Cringe!
>>1133336
>Rated X Superstar
I EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS
>>1133340
basically where the number on the right is greater than the left, this is the favourite
>>1133332
close
>>1133333
yes but why not just say mark then
>i enjoy wrestling but I know it's bad don't worry haha i'm above all these other RETARDS who enjoy wrestling
Who /tryingtodouniwork/ here?
>>1133350
please have sex
I wanted to take an hour's nap but for some reason I don't want to miss the pre-show
>>1133350
...
>>1133343
Shane is not the favourite there i know but why are league such strong favourites?
>>1133268
>He missed Nakamura v Zayn
>>1133332
Roman's going over. . .
Does anyone have the webm of Kofi knocking Otunga's coffee out of his hand
I'm going to need it later
>>1133355
Who /NEET/ here
>>1133361
>why are league such strong favourites?
Bookies are preying on clueless people. It's not a title match, but I don't see how the match ends without New Day twerking in the ring.
>>1133361
New Day won every match againts then until now
>>1133364
NXT smark detected
>>1133355
I'm doing work for pay work tbqh
Nice gets
>>1133352
Ah, thanks m8
>>1133293
I like Seth but he was a trash Champ. He really should have broke off from the Authority sooner.
>>1133370
>He didn't enjoy the match.
This thread is brought to you by Snickers! You're not you when you're hungry!
>over 100,000 members of the WWE universe
who /LAWRADIO/ here?
I like jason agnew. He shits on weebs and doesn't afraid of kayfabe
All those seats
K I C K O F F S H O W
>>1133355
just checked, no work here
>kickoff show
>arena empty
JUST
>>1133380
>Flaby
Lita and Booker T
Could this panel get any more annoying
aw fuck i should've fuckin gone.
it's just like an hour away.
I want to watch Wrestlemania with my famm but im afraid its going to be 4 hours of boredom and cringe :/
any hd streams, the ones at >>1133247 are shit
>>1133310
You know if you just ignore tripfags they will go away and post as anon without their shitty gimmicks.
corey got cucked
C
U
C
K
E
D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFOGwDOUh0A&feature=youtu.be
who wrestlem/a/nia here?
Im pressing On Now and im getting errors.
What do I do
>STADIUM IS COMPLETELY EMPTY
holy shit, WWE btfo
>can't fucking sign up for the free trial
Shit. Am I fucked? Am I going to have to watch it on some crappy stream?
This Cathy chick is pretty hot
>>1133380
Well over 150,000 people were on the leaderboards of wwe 2k14 so its very feasible
renee and lita looking delicious
>>1133390
im out of spoons
WHO
IS
THIS
SEMEN
DEMOIN
kickoff stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFOGwDOUh0A&feature=youtu.be
>>1133384
>tfw an essay, a presentation, and studying for upcoming exams to do
>>1133399
Have you tried a different email and physical address?
>>1133397
Doesn't start for 2 hours you fucking imbecile
>>1133406
cathy kelley
The fucking PS4 app won't let me sign in to the network... Does anybody else have this issue?
stream where
network isnt working
if i was paying for this i would be pissed
>>1133398
Is that sunny?
That video was disgusting.
>>1133268
I signed up today m8.
>>1133398
Has anyone seen this? Is it trash?
COREY GRAVES
COREY GRAVES
COREY GRAVES
COREY GRAVES
>>1133414
Sup Vince
>>1133420
>missing the hall of fame
>>1133416
just you mate
>>1133421
Of course its trash she's like 50
Giving Booker T grape flavored Mt. Dew.
>>1133421
It made me sick to my stomach.
>>1133416
Watching just fine.
>>1133418
Working for me, friendo.
>yfw we'll get deafening chants for Triple H
>>1133395
Literally everyone
>>1133428
Fuck off. The show isn't even on for 2 hours.
>Network login page is down
lel
>That Renee
>>1133421
It is
>>1133416
I can't sign in either m8 not just you
so many people, it's so sad that the card could've been a lot better
>2 hours preshow
killing myself
>>1133423
LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
LITERALLY WHO
>>1133428
>not a gamethread
>not steve
why even bother
>>1133424
The page isn't loading.
Is it just me?
When I click "get free trial" it doesn't load.
>>1133442
She looks like lana
>>1133416
>>1133417
>>1133418
>All these poorfags who aren't watching wrestlemania right now
>>1133416
working for me
>>1133450
lmao not even posting in ur own thread
delet it
What are the odds that Stone Cold makes an appearance tonight?
>>1133147
JUST SPOTTED ARRIVING AT DALLAS AIRPORT 45 MINUTES AGO
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, CHICAGO PHIL IS ON HIS WAY
>>1133439
Please have sex
>He begs for streams
>>1133461
100% chance
Man, that stadium really is huge...
>>1133462
At least change the filename man.
JOJO
>>1133462
fuck off phill no one cares
>>1133462
That's just a homeless man, you goof
>>1133428
>Dean Mark
No
>>1133462
I'M HERE TO LOWER RATINGS
I'M HERE TO LOWER RATINGS
COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Kevin's still an awkward kid. He should really just shave his head.
>>1133462
you know he doesn't look like that anymore right?
ZIGGLER GETTING BTFO
>jojo
>>1133466
We might have to with WWE shitting itself.
>>1133460
+1 UPVOAT xDDDD
Based fatass
Owens is a fat bitter cunt
>>1133450
The guy who The Shield debuted against I think, chinkboy
Cringe Owens
What time do the actual matches starts
Literally everyone on blast
ryder btfo
>>1133416
Close the application then start it up again. Make sure it's not open on your computer.
>Sin Oportunidad
BASED KO
>>1133488
Just stop, this is sad.
>yfw CM Punk comes back and gets "WHO ARE YOU" chants
>>1133462
Take it back to /b/
OWENS FUCKING BURYING RYDER HOLY SHIT
>>1133496
The next kick off show
Daily reminder the WrestleMania song is about a black man taking you back to his house so he can fuck you.
>seeing all these fan videos of the crowds around AT&T stadium
Holy shit. It's amazing how many people they can pack into a stadium.
>Kalisto downgraded to the preshow
>Sin Cara in the main show
How?
>>1133486
Best JoJo
>Kalisto wins singles title
>on pre-show
>Sin Cara gets injured
>on main card
JUST
>>1133496
just under 1 hour
>Zack ryder was going to buy tickets to Wrestlemania a few weeks ago
Too real
>>1133510
And what vince is doing to us ?
>tfw Neville would make this match much better
>>1133510
Big E?
Based KO trashing all the shitters in the ladder match
Lita is worse and makes less logical sentences than Booker T
Holy shit please shut up!
>>1133511
what?
>>1133512
Funniest thing is one of them is holding the title and the other one is competing for it.
Boy, last years WM had a way different spot for the US title. A FUCKING TANK vs Cena.
Always remember guys, I backed you up.
>>1133514
Hunico has been with the company longer.
Is common to have acestream/sopcast or more private streams around /wwe/?
I bet taima and idntv gonna get fucked tonight, and network is not ... working.
Why doesn't Wrestlemania have a snapchat story? Didn't it have one last year?
FUCKING RYDER BTFO!!!!!!!
Can't wait for one day Roman to fight Cena 1v1 for the title over a river
>>1133510
The last summerslam song was about selena gomez learning how much she loves eating pussy so that sounds about right
>>1133521
Lose weight my man
who /EU/ here?
>tfw probably won't make it to the beginning
>>1133522
>hashtag wm, wmkickoff, hashtag, hastagwm...
>NAKAMURA MENTION
DEBUT TONIGHT
http://strawpoll.me/7272266
http://strawpoll.me/7272266
http://strawpoll.me/7272266
http://strawpoll.me/7272266
>based Lita putting Zack Ryder over
It's happening. Believe that, Owens and Zayn fags.
poor sad ryder
THE GAY COMMUNITY?
Who will get injured at wrestlemania
>Zack Ryder wants it more
RYDER WIN CONFIRMED
>>1133535
Here senpai.
>>1133530
A river of our tears.
>>1133535
Here.
I'm just gonna watch the Kickoff show and go to bed.
>feuding over a chant
This video package makes Jericho look so fucking pathetic its hilarious
>>1133542
this will never be not funny
>>1133535
>/EU/
Not after June
>that clip of chris jericho watching a laptop in a dark room
>>1133545
Shouldn't you be warming up Zack?
Someone take that shot of Y2J on a laptop and put /asp/ on the screen.
>>1133552
probably the point desu
>>1133535
If I made it to 6 AM for NXT I'll make it through tonight, even if it's just for Shane's death drops.
why are /asp/ livethreads so much worse than /sp/
>>1133551
>the state of wwe's creativity and booking
>>1133535
Here. I'm off to sleep in a few minutes and gonna watch it tomorrow WITH NO ADS and no stream fucking up randomly.
>Zack ryder 2/5 odds
Tempted to put a cheeky £5 on it desu
>>1133535
when does it start in CET?
>>1133562
go ahead to showderp
>>1133535
Van Rompuy plz
>>1133561
because you're here desu
BASED HEEL JERICHO
>pending 10$ from WWE when I signed
What the fuck? Is it supposed to do this?
I thought it was a free trial?
>>1133564
Stay up man, wouldn't be the same without you
>Y 2 JACKASS
>YOU STUPID IDIOT
damn...
SHUCKY
DUCKY
STUPID IDIOT!
Based Jericho
>>1133571
Just cancel it you illiterate retard
>>1133565
Go for it, he jumped up massively today.
Angry Jericho bitching is best Jericho
When Jericho tapped out to styles it was easily one of the best submission sells in the business.
>>1133566
2:00
TRUMP
that video package got me pretty hype for AJ/Jericho t b h
when's the kickoff match?
>*ramble ramble ramble* awwwwwww shucky ducky now!
If they turned Styles into a comedy gimmick, what makes you think they wont do it to Nakameme?
>>1133572
I know you're the >yfw europeans stay up till 5am to watch a kids show poster, you won't fool me
>>1133535
Here
SHUT UP YOU STUPID IDIOT
COME ON BAYBAYYYYYYYY
>>1133567
>wasting my time with a shit champ
i'd rather watch this cringefest
>Y2J and AJ Styles are like Donald Trump and Ted Cruz
nigga what
>everybody talks too much
Holy shit shut up.
Booker confirmed /pol/
when is the first match?
if the next 2 hours are just going to be shilling rene needs to get naked for me to keep watching
>>1133582
2 bad we already had that match 3 times before
>works Wrestle Kingdom and Wrestlemania in the same year
is AJ the first guy to do that?
>>1133587
If nothing else, that guy is dedicated to his chosen shitpost.
>>1133589
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1133535
German, Italian, French and Portuguese announcers are there but not all of them on ringside.
>>1133535
Here, though I don't start work until noon so it's fine.
>>1133571
They will put the money back don't worry
>>1133576
Thanks. Sorry I am retarded.
>>1133597
vader
Finish the sentence.
WELCOME TO MY _____
>young legs
>38 years old
>>1133598
Not as dedicated as CLOCKWORK
>>1133586
>styles is a comedy gimmick
what?
>>1133597
Unless Nakamura shows up too
>>1133601
Are you me?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christ Dean is a lucky guy
>>1133573
I love how much of a bitch Jericho has been. It's hilarious.
>>1133587
I'm British so staying up till 5am like a massive fag lord with work tomorrow. Shhhh, just stay.
>>1133538
>HHH vs Reigns with 0 votes
Main Event already BTFO
>most looking forward to the divas match
C U C K
U
C
K
>Ziggler marks still exist
>England
>>1133606
YOU CAN TAKE A SWING AT MY EGO
BECKY KEK FAN SPOTTED
>dat voice break
>That loser becky mark
Top kek
>Most excited for triple threat divas
I know the card is bad but surely hes a plant?
>>1133619
Ziggler only gets pop from women. It's a well known fact.
I watch WWE. Get reminded of the people where I live. Fuck this
>>1133535
>tfw essay due tomorrow
>/bex/ general gets on Wrestlemania
>I'm looking forward to the Divas match!
>>1133612
Holy shit I just read that in Jericho's voice and I'm crying
>this guy
kek
>that fat faggot with a Chapo shirt
fuck that faggot
Did that guy just get taken away for saying ASS?
>Newcastle Jets
>>1133609
Have you seen the shit WWE's been making him do?
>black scouse girl
Didn't know they existed
>Womens Champions
>Not Diva's
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>1133524
holy shit, so Cena busted his ass for months elevating the title and they put it into pre-show?
>>1133624
YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT ON MY CHEST
Why do people like Becky Lynch?
I really dont get it, someone explain it to me.
>>1133597
Vader did it, I think someone else did too
>>1133640
>did a funny skit to help set up a match
chill out
>>1133632
>tfw spring break finally
Good week.
>>1133538
Why is the old man match at basically 50% of the vote
remember how unhyped everyone was for Lesnar vs. Taker at Summerslam
Sasha already won. This fucking sucks. All because based Snoop, can't hate the Snoop doe
>The champ
>Not CENA
>>1133606
MIDCARD
>>1133619
Is a girl, they want the dick.
>0(zero) votes for Roman vs Trips
kek
>>1133636
How do you want your Wrestlemania senpai?
>>1133645
This Wrestlemania feels like we're back to square one with just about everything.
>>1133535
I don't have a job, so it's okay.
>"We can't get into the arena because the Wi-Fi is down at AT&T Center so they can't scan the tix."
Lol they're going to have to postpone the show
>Texas in charge of technology
>>1133645
Yeah. He dropped in CLEAN at HIAC to returning Del Rio who literally creates no emotion for the audience so no one cared, then he hotpotatoed it for a while with Kalisto who is now the US champ, also their matches were not that good due to botches.
Damn, wish Cena was the US Champ again
>>1133648
The other two are trannies.
>>1133648
WWE like her because they can throw her in triple threats to be the person to take the fall.
Literal song on the promo is about "The Boss". Is there even a chance it's not happening.
>>1133636
Typical WWE fan
>tfw when you want to go get food but so hype you don't even want to miss a moment of the preshow.
>>1133635
YOU STUPID IDIOT
>>1133645
the title got dragged up to Cena's level, it didn't get elevated.
Plus Del Rio got it and instead of being a good heel he had that shitty Mexamerica gimmick
>>1133662
I almost picked it just because I'm extremely curious to see if/how they will try to salvage it
not that interested in the match though, just the outcome
>>1133648
Because they think she's talented? Not everybody likes the same people m8
>>1133670
I don't understand why this match is a non title one really.
UNLESS they do some shenanigans and Enzo & Cass actually debut at WM and challenge both New Day and League of JUST to a triple threat tornado tag match.
>>1133667
Wow, that would thoroughly fuck it up.
Lita special guest referee?
Are they chanting
>lets go divas
>Divas suck
What, is Lita preggers?
>>1133676
Just order a pizza or something
Is Lita gonna announce the Diva's Championship transition to the Woman's Championship or something?
>Divas bullshit teased in hour 2
Belt senpai
Renee looking FINE
This might be unpopular but I really have to say this, I really don't think I like watching Diva's wrasslin
>>1133663
Just injure my roster up, senpai
>>1133686
lita suck
>>1133679
>not wanting Sasha to shove her cock down your throat
You gay?
>>1133690
might be this senpai
Lita announces Women's Division rebirth
>>1133681
honestly I'm only into it because I wanna see the fan reactions
I have zero hope they'll do anything beyond playing it straight but if they pull some interesting shit to salvage it, it could be neat
>lita has a special announcement later
please wwe if there's going to be a new women's belt, let her present it instead of Stephanie.
Fuck, let anyone other than Stephanie do it. Booker T would be fine.
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>>1133693
I honestly watched maybe 2-3 womens matches in my life and they were completely awful and crowd didn't care about them either. Since that I just skip through every divas match I encounter, no matter the promotion.
>>1133685
I think she'll announce they're changing the name from Divas Champ Women's Champ.
>>1133684
Just plug in a fucking cord
>>1133624
I really liked this song. It's borderline too soft of a combat sport but the hard beat makes up for the soft vocals
"welcome to my house" is too soft for a combat sport. It sounds like something some sad black old guy would listen to trying to be hip
What kind of accent does Lita have? I cant quite put my finger on it.
>>1133702
I just remembered
>before Asuka vs Bayleyu
>"THERE'S STEPHANIE MCMAHON WHO HAS HELPED SO MUCH WITH THE DIVAS REVOLUTION"
fucking hell
The "let's give some jobbers a paycheck" battle royal
>beth pheonix mentioned
based
Lita is hotter than any Diva in the division right now.
GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT HOW FUCKING HUGE THAT JUMBO-TRON IS HOLY FUCK
>>1133703
Is the grape one good? I'm genuinely curious
>>1133702
It should be Trish presenting it.
She is literally the icon of womens wrestling.
>inb4 moolah
These young girls are more likely to know trish than her
>>1133702
shucky ducky women's belt
>>1133702
>Lita
>Not Trish
fucking wwe
>>1133702
>let anyone other than Stephanie do it
You damn well know she's the one going to do it
>>1133710
Punchdrunk from queer street.
>tfw already drunk
gunna be a good night lads
>>1133693
The only people that care are women wrestlers and smarks that need to lose weight and have sex (all of them).
>>1133705
Do you watch NXT? Takeover Respect must have been weird. You know, since you turned it off right before the main event.
>Amy
Lel
>>1133714
Renee has been referred to as a Diva many times, so that's not true.
>>1133714
This
Her and Renee are in another echelon
>>1133717
>moolah
Moolah killed women's wrestling, she's the last person who should be presenting it
>>1133703
>Puppymonkeybaby
Buying DEW after that? cmon son , buy the better drink.
>>1133715
"I'm gonna jump off it for a huge pop"
~Shane McMahon, hours before his tragic death in April 2016
>>1133730
Well yeah, shes dead too, so is mae sadly.
>Renee calling Lita Amy
>in the hood
>>1133733
Renee is so fucking average. Not tis, no ass, no nothing.
>open air stadium
is it likely to get dark before the end?
Okay /b/ros which hour should I pop my popcorn?
>>1133721
Probably the whole reason for all this shenanigans. Gotta find a way to bring it back to me.
>>1133741
>her twitter name is AmyDumas
>>1133744
>Taker comes out in the light again
JUST
>>1133744
it has a retractable roof
>>1133729
>Asuka is hot
I want this meme to stop. She has no ass. Her body is shapeless. Her face is too big and makes her look like an ape.
Only people with Asian fetishes like her, and that's only because she's Asian.
>>1133729
my nigga
>>1133298
Not true. I tried signing up with my same paypal and it detected that I used my free trial already.
>>1133745
>/b/
fuck off
>>1133735
SHE'S THE GREATEST WOMENS CHAMP OF ALL TIME MAGGLE
>>1133745
Before the Heck in a Ceck match.
>>1133744
Sunset in Dallas is at 7:49 tonight
>Booker T and his street nigga stories
>>1133748
AmyDUMBASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1133745
just put it in during whatever filler starts the show up
>IN DA HOOD WE CALL IT...
We get it booker, your black
>>1133730
>isn't moolah fucking dead?
She is. She was also a horrible person, and an incredibly over-rated wrestler.
>>1133753
>you will never feel her pale supple thighs
>I believe in waking up in the morning for a big bag of booty
What did he mean by this?
>>1133758
it's a joke that they still even mention her
>>1133751
but it's open, last years mania looked shit in the light
>Deep Thrust
>>1133752
>she has no ass
>her face makes her look like an ape
Wait...so is she black or is she not?
>>1133755
You can't use the same paypal but you can use the same credit card.
>>1133753
I wouldn't call her the hottest but she's probably the most adorable
Can anyone get the mobile version to work? Cause it's literally unwatchable for me
>>1133777
DEEP SEX ON THE FLOOR
>"Deep thrust action" - Renee Young
renee is so hot desu, lita is looking fine too. punk is a low test faggot
Is Renee a fan of DEEP THRUST ACTION?
>>1133782
Absolute master of hooking them neckbeards in. Just like AJ Lee
who won
>>1133745
when you pop your cherry.
:^)
>>1133535
Sup, probably not going to class tomorrow, but if I do, just gonna sleep through it.
>>1133786
can't you at least wait to get off page 1
>>1133782
>Having Amiibo's
>>1133788
Because he fucked them all?
Anyone else find the lineup for this Wrestlemania really bad? There's pretty much no star factor. It's like any other PPV except Shane is back.
Dean better use that chainsaw on something
>>1133786
Quit making threads so early you autist
How fast is the Big Dog going to squash grandpa H? Will the Kevin Nash's bag boy go down faster than he did to the Ultimate Warrior?
>no streams ever work on my xbone
Guess I'm watching on my phone again when the kick-off ends
>>1133806
Maybe thats because all the stars are injured...?
>>1133806
if your going to have that attitude, just stop watching now desu
>>1133808
>Deanmark bootyblasted
Dean Ambrose? More like Dream Ambrose. Because he's so dreamy.
dem thighs tho
>>1133826
No you retard, you're making threads early at 400 when there's going to be a lot of people here and there's 6 hours to go.
Are you demented? Do you think you'll get a special medal for making threads?
>Bryan Alvarez @bryanalvarez 1m1 minute ago
Claim is wifi down and tickets can't be scanned. Tons of people stuck outside #WrestleMania
WWE BTFO
WE 2 HOUR DELAY NOW
>>1133815
Literally use a computer.
>but my mom is using it tonight
Come on man.
those fucking legs
I wonder what she smells like...
>>1133852
>the trainwreck is already beginning
>>1133855
>sitting at a computer
No thanks I'd rather be comfy in bed while watching
Paul Heemen looks a bit chubbier than normal
MODS PLS STICKY
God bless Paul Heyman.
Based Heyman man... I can't fucking wait to see him introduce Bork into the HAF
I'd fuck the shit out of her.
Heyman is top dog on the mic.
heyman is the goat heel manager
>I don't deal in hypotheticals, I deal in facts. And here's a fact: at the end of tonight Dean Ambrose is going to be crying like a little BITCH
>>1133892
>implying kurt wont induct him
Is Booker the best fucking announcer or what? He even laughs at his own jokes, damn I love it when he's hosting.
this chainsaw thing is completely shattering my suspension of disbelief
lita sounds like a fucking dude
>>1133846
You won't get a special medal for deleting them either fatty mod ;)
>>1133916
>implying Kurt would induct him
This'll probably be the only time where it won't suck that bad to be in the nosebleeds because of the insane jumbotron.
Why are they holding Mauro only for the pre show? He's better than the RAW commentary team combined.
Poor Corey. He wishes that could be him.
It's not Deanetty vs. Brock
It's Brock (first billing) vs. Deanetty
What kind of drinking game are you guys doing?
1 shot per celeb appearance.
2 shot per botch
3 shot per heel/face turn
>graves will never walk down wm as a wrestler
those feels mang
This bitch
twitter . com /geminibloom/status/716742250579906562
>>1133943
Seniority. Vince loves Cole.
Graves is the sickest unit.
I miss BMJ :(
>standing room only line
>All those neckbeards still waiting to get in
H V Reigns
strawpoll.me/7272578
KEK
>it's standstill outside. No movement. Scuffles have started...
LU-CHA
>>1134011
WORLDSTAR
The Lucha Dragons are the most nothing thing ever. Which is weird considering there are only like 4 tag team groups, right
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
(WHO CARES)
>Champ out first
Nobody in the stadium yet, having the U.S. title match.
>already can see brock lesnar guy
s m h
Kalista's costume looks sick
MFW I can bench press more than Kalisto.
>>1134037
Why does this happen?
why is the us title in a preshow
I have a feeling Eden is gonna botch a line tonight
>>1134102
>Ryback
>yfw sin cara actually wins tonight
Looks pretty empty to start a match.
>Goldberg chants
kek
Shit, I haven't watched in a while. When the fuck did Ranallo get on the announce table?
>>1134138
He's only in it for the pre show.
>>1134162
Fuck... I have to sit through Cole's shit announcing for 4 hours again this year?
>prestigious
>>1134186
>Cole's shit
>Not JBL
>>1134217
>hating on based JBL
injure yourself
>Lawler burying Ranallo
wew
My ryback is the best. Future US champ and skinny high flyer.
>that Smash Mouth style
>>1134238
>based JBL
YOu clearly havent been watching recently
>>1133147
any acestreams?
This isn't a bad match, actually.
>>1134238
Tell me when the last time you watched raw was?
LU-CHA
LU-CHA
LU-CHA
Wait I thought the first match didn't start until 3pm?
Kalisto and Ryback happened? How was it?
>>1134397
Was pretty average. I thought it would be worse, desu.
LOSE EVERYTHING
>>1134397
Actually pretty good. I liked the stalling superplex reversal spot, and the finish was nice.
I'm already sick of this flo rida song
HOLY SHIT AMELL FUCKED UP BIG TIME
BEST BELLA IN THE BACKGROUND IN HER TRUNKS
TRIPLE THREAT IS ABOUT TO BE A #FEMFATALFOURWAY
WHO FUCKIN HYPE HERE?
>based titty bella
Hey guys, welcome to my house
That feel when a wrestler you like constantly gets shit on for some reason.
>>1134447
I'm a Ryback mark too.
>>1134439
She's gonna come out and help her sister in this pre-show match you mark
Shit, Alicia looks hot.
Total Divas pls
At least Howard Finkel will be announcing.
Paige best gril
>>1133180
>Smark Tears
Smarks hate HHH and Reigns, it's a lose lose situation.
Lol Ryback lost to some manlet
Cena heel turn incoming
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