NXT Edition
I miss seth
It's Friiiiiiddddddaaaaayyyy
FrrriiiiiddddaAyyyy
What are you /asp/ies up to?
>>1121951
Going to watch NXT today
>>1121951
crying because no chris bf
Charlotte
>>1121969
Looking forward to seeing her entrance and robe on sunday tbhfam
>>1121926
>WWE
god damnit
its /wwe/ you fucking sperg
>>1121974
Who cares, nerd? Get laid
>>1121974
>sperging out over such a minor detail
Autism
>>1121984
>he gets mad
>over the way a general is titled
>it actually bothers him
Weirdlooksatparty.jpg
>>1121984
>he mad
evening folks, who is watching the takeover on the e-tele?
>>1122033
moi x
>>1122033
Is this the third time Samoa Joe tried to beat Balor for the title? It's getting stale
So do we need to have names in order to get our generals back?
when does this april fool shit end. its the 2nd in uk
When is the pre-show
>>1122055
2 bongs
>>1122065
kawaheee
You are gonna watch NXT with me, right?
Let's get hype for Nakamura with this qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo1lldedvTk
>>1122093
Of course, love.
>>1122123
WINNER
>>1122131
kek
anyone else here not care who wins shane vs undertaker
i mean either way raw will still be shit so it's not like the result actually matters
>>1122143
this
>>1122143
>No authority promos
>No more shitty Undertaker matches
Rooting for Shane 2bh
>>1122158
>implying
>reinstate us or we shall break linda's hip >:DD
>ok guys you got it
>>1122162
WWE wouldn't pull the same stunt twice, right?
>>1122165
it must be nice to be so naively optimistic
>>1122136
How's Dave doing these days?
>>1122167
he's big
>>1122136
I WALK FOR MILES
>>1122167
He has a big dick and is gay now
>>1122171
>now
Is anyone gonna stream NXT?
>>1122179
Yeah, Vince is
>>1121974
capital letters for a capital weekend
>>1122179
Me I hope desu
DID THEY?
Oi how long till nxt? I'm am ausfag so have no idea of these times
>>1122223
1 bong 28 bings
>>1122223
One bong and forty bings m8
>>1121926
GIVE ME A WRESTLING NAME
>>1122212
YOU
>Superstars & Table for 3 before event starts
Better than Total Divas
i love cm punk
I hate bret hart
>Usos vs Dudleys on WM kickoff
wut
>watching Bryan vs Cena
>Cena calling spots loud as fuck
>Go up top and I'll catch you
Why does a veteran like him still do this
>>1122265
JUST
>>1122287
Have tripspergs been on suicide watch today because they can't trip?
>The replay of the shitty ass brawl from Monday
>>1122298
Defo
We should get a sticky
>>1122342
this. mod pls
jesus
>>1122344
it's only nxt
>>1122350
that fucking hair is so ridiculous
Orndoff's moustache is so amazing
if anyone on nxt was any good they'd already be on the main roster
no point in watching the minor leagues
Holy fuck sting is not retiring im marking the fuck out, sting is gonna help Shane win I'm fucking marking out
18+ bretcuck
>>1122283
So the other guy can hear him and not fuck up the spot. Would you rather have a good match or a bad one where you can't hear him say anything.
>tfw chink moot forgets to change the format back because he doesn't give a fuck about 4chan and tripspergs can't trip during Mania tomorrow
>>1122393
he literally has forgotten
>>1122093
I told ya
livestream /badgamesalldaylong
>>1122391
none of the other top guys do it as much as he does though
>>1122253
ok use this one
>>1122421
>Wm Mays
Wm is not a fucking name
>>1122436
It could work like CM Phil
Jesus Christ.this is the most excited I've been for a wrestlemania and it has literally been the worst mania build and worst card ever what the fuck how does Vince do it mang
>>1122439
How the fuck are you excited for this trainwreck?
I wish I could go back in time and become Bayley's boyfriend and take her virginity. I would be ok with waiting until she retires to get her pregnant too. Would not mind one bit to be stuck in a chastity belt for 20+ years until she retires as long as I get to eat her ass when she allows me. I love Bayley so god damn much that if she loses tonight I might just kill myself.
>>1122407
Jericho does it so does triple.h
>>1122439
Hope you enjoy your first WM!
>>1122443
Japan is going over tonight, lad
>>1122439
Is this the first WM in your entire life?
>>1122442
Im excited too, maybe because Mania card is so bad, that it can only get better. Im waiting for a lot of surprises desu
brock has a fat belly
>>1122376
Pretty stupid. NXT its not the minor leagues. Is more like the Indy league.
Being on NXT doesnt mean you are not ready for the roster, its a total different product.
>>1122393
Mania is on sunday you dip.
Hope he does forget until tuesday though
>this choppy as fuck network
Who pays for this shit?
>>1122458
Then you're just fucking retarded
>>1122460
mad as fuck tripsperg detected
>>1122439
Schadenfreude?
Remember when bork kicked out of 3 superman punches and 2 spears within like a minute? How many will it take when Reigns inevitably goes over clean?
Faggot announcer from Smackdown got stuck on the preshow
>>1122468
>illiterate retard detected
Why the fuck would a tripfag want to be blocked from using his trip on mania and raw?
Fucking dumbass
>Texas level
>cowboy music starts playing
>>1122485
>I pay for my couch monthly
>>1122464
OK, dumb faggot
>>1122494
Get a real job then
>>1122494
>I fill out captchas for 30 cents an hour
>>1122485
settle down sperg boy
''Nakamura is the male counterpart to Asuka'' - Renne Young
>>1122595
the shinji meme is real
>People pronouncing it KNACK-a-more-uh
>>1122595
I can't wait for the two of them and Hideo to debut as the yakuza stable on the main roster
>>1122610
This. Everyone knows it's Knack-a-meme-uh
>>1122610
>people being upset over pronunciations
>>1122614
>Asuka
>Hideo
>main roster
Hideo is totally irrelevant now that Nakamura is here. He'll be released within two years.
>>1122350
I love her so much
>>1122636
How's your neck?
QUICK, RATE THAT MATCH
I knew they were going to show Ibushi in the crowd.
Kota gonna give that yellow dick to Sasha while Mikaze watches.
>>1123044
3 + 3/4
Ugly botch, not as good finish
>>1123044
3/5. Quite good
>>1123080
2cool4me
Can't wait for this faggot to Rock Bottom based Corbin and get pinned.
>Bayley will never kiss your dick
Why live?
>the two fatties shitposting the NXT thread
Based haitch keeps on working the smarks
Who is this Aries guy? Legit don't know
>Jim Ross is there
Baron Corbin's jacket was pretty dank.
based corbin
>all these tripfags
What the fuck
did I miss the zayn/nakamura match?
>>1123216
Mad Max homage, and holy shit those conflicting Corbin Aries chants. Corbin is the version of Roman if they took their time with him.
>>1123229
no you missed Gable
>>1123228
Shut up Greg, you don't know what a trip is
>>1123229
not yet.
>"You will all watch helplessly as I destroy another indy darling."
Based Corbin.
>>1121926
Will Corbin be Kane replacement as big man/monster?
>>1123281
Yeah, Strowman will be the Big Show replacement and Corbin will be the Kane replacement. We need a black guy to replace Henry. Are there any of those in the indies?
So Corbin is a dude who looks exactly like an indy darling that destroys actual indie darlings?
Holy shit Aries is tiny.
>>1123299
>looks like an indie darling
>over 6 feet
I don't think so
>>1123289
Based Cheeseburger.
>>1123305
>skinnyfat
>tattoos
>messy hair
Kek he does look like the stereotypical
Indie guy
>>1123353
>tall
>indie
IT'S TIME
>Zayn has a big match tonight
>ladder match at Mania
wtf
>>1123488
Owens did the same thing in reverse order at Summerslam.
>>1123501
based generico and steen confirmed for future of the business, wwe trusts them to work ppv matches consecutively
K N E E S
S W A G S U K E
W
A
G
S
U
K
E
5 OUT OF FUCKING 5 STARS
shinsuke's theme sounds like a chase scene in a chinese movie
That was a fucking fantastic match. Holy shit.
Good match, didn't start off great but the crowd was very easily impressed because of how much they love the product and their indy stars
It picked up though and had noice stuff, good job Shinsuke and Zayn
That match will steal the show. If Finn/Joe or Bayley/Asuka do better than that, this will be one of the best PPVs I've ever seen.
Not close to a 5 star match guys. Was a 3 and a half to 3.3/4. Very nice tho. Just hope Vince doesn't end up fucking up Nakamura's character somehow. Yeaoh!
>>1123971
pic related, fuck off
I stopped watching NXT since Brooklyn; definitely came back at the right time
Who /wantsasukatodominatethem/ here?
THE NIPPON ICHI HOUR CONTINUES
RIP BAYLEY
SO WACKY
XD
>>1124012
I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
>>1124001
Not bait. If you think that you're really clueless about what a 5 star match feels/looks like.
>tfw hideo is probably crying about not being part of jap power hour
This crowd is cringey as fuck
shut the fuck up you autistic fucks
>>1124065
ORA
>>1124065
>I hate fun
anyone have full zayn/naka match?
>Asuka and Bayley will never wrestle barefoot
>>1124065
Well I think it's good to hear the crowd. "Bayley's gonna hug you!" haha
>>1124034
so are you the kind of guy that jerks off to kenny omega or the guy who thinks a match can't be 4+ stars if it was post-2001?
another city fucking up that London chant
>>1124084
network.wwe.com
>>1124083
I love fun, this crowd is the drunk girl who wont stop trying to do karaoke.
>Bayley and Balor will rough fuck after work tonight
>>1124090
Asuka might
how old is bayley? I can't imagine she can keep up this bubbly teenage girl gimmick for too much longer
>>1124101
>shilling for roman reigns era
>asuka
this horse faced bitch is too ugly for the main roster
this match is pretty shit tbqh
A boob is going to pop out
>>1124034
Just a realist that's seen a shit load of pro wresu. 5 star match isn't a subjective thing. 5 star is a classic. That was just really good. Not even as good as the match Cena and Zayne had in his RAW debut. That was about a 4 star. Another excellent match.
Now stop crying.
>>1124129
they already have a couple of niggers and two trannies, I dont see what the big deal is
>>1124138
>5 star match isn't a subjective thing
>>1124096
Whoops replied to myself, it's 4.30 in the morning in the UK.
Anyway...
Just a realist that's seen a shit load of pro wresu. 5 star match isn't a subjective thing. 5 star is a classic. That was just really good. Not even as good as the match Cena and Zayne had in his RAW debut. That was about a 4 star. Another excellent match.
Now stop crying.
>>1124138
>Zayn's dislocated arm was a 4 star match
At least don't make it obvious you're shitposting.
Full Sail is terrible
>these shitty hurircanranas
>>1124157
That was a 4 star match all things considered. Watch it again.
Undertaker almost fucking died hitting the ground vs Shawn and that's possibly the best match of all time.
So shut up.
>>1124158
you're new here, aren't you?
>>1124155
>not as good as cena v zayne
dropped
night luv xx
>>1124178
Just stating the obvious again Mark
>>1124179
It wasn't.
I've just been going through the whole of G1 Climax again so maybe my standards for Nakamura are a little high right now.
Most of his singles matches in New Japan over the last couple of years were better than that.
It was a good match but not amazing. Sorry, these are the facts. Keep crying about it.
>>1124196
Who you calling Mark, Edward?
>>1124158
NXT is the best thing to happen to their terrible wannabe video game designer lives, let them enjoy their moment before they become fullblown neets
HOW TO LEAVE NXT
Step 1: Put over a Jap
/a/ WINS AGAIN
LMAO RIP FEMALE JOHN CENA
IT'S OVER
>>1124237
It's ok, not like Japs or Jap styled wrestlers accomplish anything on the main roster.
That chip on Vince's shoulder will never be fixed
/a/ would be so proud
Putting that match after Zayn was a mistake
It was mediocre really, I've come to expect far better and the finish was shit too
>>1124196
Mark was his birth name, you transphobe
>An old fat gook is champion
Nice promotion you got there Hunter lmao
OMG BRET V AUSTIN 5 STARS!!
>>1124237
Bayley wasn't really rumored in the next round of promotions was she?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ACTUAL NXT THREAD? THIS BOARD IS SHIT
America are you even trying?
IZZY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1124278
The finish was clearly done so Bayley can get the rematch, lose again and then move up to the main roster while Askua stays in NXT a little while longer.
Just wanna see the new Demon paint then I'm good for tonight
>>1124342
I thought Asuka could get something more out of Bailey but it was pretty meh. Shit went on too long
I'm glad when Bayley loses :^)
>dead board
>dead company
>>1124342
I'm talking more about the execution too, it didn't look very great either. It was just a bit meh match with a few good moments
are there seriously like 10 people watching this?
>Samoa Joe won't move up to the main roster because he's not a samoan of Rock's heritage and there's another samoan they're trying to push to the moon
Seriously though, guess he's Rhyno status
>>1124367
>Broken English
>Japanese mark
>>Bobby Roode
FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING
these are the most amazing match cards I have seen in a looooonnng while.
>>1124426
L I T E R A L L Y W H O
>no one is watching this based on post activity
Man, Samoa Joe's got a good titantron
>>1124398
Were all at squaredcircle :)
This chainsaw looks dumb af
It really does.
KEK
>chainsaw with the teeth removed
fuck that
the fuck is going on
finn pls stop doing cringey themed entrances
A chainsaw? With no teeth?
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>that zoom in on the toothless chainsaw
kek
>>1124483
>KEK
Mate she's literally just a little girl
I am surprised to see she's still around though, didn't notice her in the promos so thought she'd sort of died down
WWE seriously needs to tell their lawyers to fuck off every once in awhile
>>1124458
Either that or some of us are to busy watching to shitpost desu
>>1124545
>I'm so engrossed in prefilmed promos and awful entrances to post
That's just kinda sad
joe bleeding hard already
CRIMSON MASK
>>1124555
>I can't afford to make a down payment for my generic Adderall
That's a shiner alright!
>>1124483
>the city of izzy
Geez busted open already
What the hell cut Joe open?
>>1124642
Balor's hand
>>1124642
An unsafe manlet
>>1124642
fuggg I dont think that's gonna stop bleeding
>>1124642
Looks like he caught a knuckle from Finn right above the eye it was in the first few punches too.
Wow, they're actually legitimately slowing the match down to clean him up.
What the fuck
>>1124682
PG SUCKS
THEY ARE RUINING THE MATCH GG LADS
>>1124682
yeah they should just have him forfeit instead
this ref needs to fuck off
>>1124682
Not just to clean him up to see how bad the cut is. They don't want another Eddie vs JBL where Eddie went into shock after the match from blood loss
>>1124682
It's all about the kids bro. Kids can't know they have blood inside of them!
BUT THEY DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF ROMAN WHEN HE BROKE HIS FREAKING NOSE AND WAS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
>>1124745
It's those little tape rings on his hand. They're sharp as razors.
>>1124745
headbutt, doesnt take a lot to get blood with the friction from hair. Anything near the eye bleeds forever basically
