>Kanako Urai is a Japanese professional wrestler, better known by the ring name Kana. She is currently signed to WWE and assigned to its developmental branch NXT under the ring name Asuka.
>Her achievements include winning the JWP Openweight Championship, NEO Tag Team Championship, Reina World Women's Championship, Smash Diva Championship, and Wave Tag Team Championship. In 2015, Urai signed a developmental deal with WWE. Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter has stated that Urai "may be the best worker in WWE, man or woman".
Asuka vs Bayley Hype Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7BgIhn2Pq0
>>1119918
So hyped for this match. Bayley's gonna tap like a bitch.
i like her strong but kinda flabby body
god speed ancient nippon warrior
>>1119936
what jav is this from
>>1119940
>>1119944
She seems like she'd be so soft and cuddly
>>1119936
Harder than a diamond right now....My GOD.
What time does Takeover start?
>>1119975
10 est friday
>>1119980
i don't know why this made me hard but i like it
>>1119944
>there are people on this board who seriously want to be hip attacked by Asuka so they can get a whiff of her dirty jap noodle-fart ass directly
I think I speak for everyone when I say 18+
>>1120053
>that projecting
>>1120053
le based e and cee amiright?
>>1120053
We get it, you're white trash
My favorite part of the upcoming match between Asuka and Bayley is that it could go either way.
My only regret is that I can't see her live despite living only a few hours away.
Yas
>>1119940
>>1119941
>Looks like some kind of she-hulk
1.60 m
62 kg
>>1120156
Miu is 4ft 7in (1.39m)
95lbs (43kg)
>>1119930
What the fuck was he trying to do?
Did tajiri lose it?
Asuka is best girl. Becky confirmed for a shit. Bayley confirmed to drop title to best girl Asuka. Izzy on suicide watch.
>>1119940
>>1119941
>that high test T H I C K loli
>>1120379
She harms FemCena and she's as good as done
>>1120401
>not knowing what loli means
>>1120053
hehe, based E and C xD
>a baboon vs a mandrill
#MonkeyMeltdown
#MonkeyMania
#JimmieCon2016
>>1120053
Just edge my shit up Christian.
>>1120090
I honestly think Asuka is both going to win tonight...strictly as an NXT talent it may be early but she's already some what of a veteran and I'd imagine WWE would like to boost their subscription numbers in Japan.
>>1120397
"Becky" I think you mean Eva Marie...but we already knew that
>>1119936
Give it to me straight doc what are the chances they will let her do this on nxt?
>>1122378
100% it will happen.
Tonight sex celebration with Bayley post match.
Kana Gravure (3 vids)
http://pastebin.com/DEKNCt4h
>>1123207
Ty babe
BASED THICKSUKA!
>we were shockingly close to a Bayley nip slip
based oscar
FEMCENA BTFO
>that crowd after bitch jay leno bayley went sleepy
L O V I N G E V E R Y T E A R
How did they clone 6 Dean Ambrose's for Baley's entrance?
IZZY ON SUICIDE WATCH
JAPANAMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD.
SLEEP TIGHT BAYLEY
poor kid.
https://twitter.com/sundownmotel/status/716108778525970432
Also based asuka.
FINN BALOR IS GOING TO MURDER SAMOA JOE WITH A CHAINSAW HOLY SHIT
World Wrestling Entertainment should bring in that fat little midget Lufisto to have a pro wrestling entertainment match with Asuka
>I WILL NEVER MAKE ASUKA TAP TO MY 6.5 GIRTH DICK
WHY LIVE
Asuka looked great tonight
>>1124684
she looks great every night
>>1124684
>>1124833
All the time.
Tonight's match was not a great as I thought it would be but that's probably because it was after nakamura and I didn't really cool down yet
>>1125072
It was because Bayley was totally outclassed. She's only decent, Asuka is great. The pace kinda suffered for it, plus they don't have much chemistry.
>>1125072
Bayley was dragging.
>>1125078
It's a worked sport.
Part of being "great" is pacing your matches and working with any opponent. I felt like there was a fuck up and they didn't know who was meant to lead and pace the thing. It wasn't bad by any means, but it should have been way better.
Only reason Bailey lost is cause she's debuting on the Raw after Wrestlemania.
Asuka is easily the best female wrestler in the company.
I guess she can't cut promos and be on shitty reality shows and stuff though.
>>1125126
Just have her in a cameo doing nip things like how Dean shows up to do wacky things
>>1125126
Nattie is pretty much just as good as her desu
>>1125145
Not even close
>>1125145
Nattie is a great wrestler by WWE Divas standards, but she's not in Asuka's league. The joshis in Japan are on a whole 'nother level. Many of 'em training as young as 8 years old.
The two would have a hell of a match, though.
Just bring Del Rey out of retirement. Who the fuck else do they have that can have a good match with her?
>>1125072
I agree not a bad match by any means but it definitely could have been better.
>>1125196
This. Asuka is literally too good to succeed in the WWE women's division. Emma is the only person that has had truly good matches with her. That Takeover London one they had was match of the night easily.
>>1125196
>Who the fuck else do they have that can have a good match with her?
Athena is awesome. They're also heading to Japan again this year, maybe they'll scout out another joshi.
the madwoman actually did it!
>Asuka will never ever debut on the main roster
>She will never have matches with Nattie, Becky or Sasha
Kinda sucks famalams. If only she were a decade younger.
>>1125246
God that is not a flattering photo at all. She looks intense as fuck tho. I dig it.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jbj8pXD.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>1125256
I feel like walnuts should be falling out of her mouth.
I don;t know why.
>>1125260
fuck I really want a intergender match
she really needs to bring back the face paint though
>>1125274
She'd get broken in half within a minute anon
Champ!
>>1125260
>King of Strong Style
>Queen of Thong Style
So based.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rv3gMBq.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>1125278
>he doesn't know
>>1125277
Spoopy balor has that claimed. Can't have more than one wrestler with face paint, can we?
>>1125284
I know she's done some intergender stuff before but this is Nakamura we're talking about
>>1125277
but she's a qt
>>1119936
muh dick
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![1214502-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eAMSbpd.jpg "1214502-1[1].jpg")
>Asuka is 35 in a few months
It's not fair. Why can't she be 20. She's so good.
>>1125284
>yfw asuka interrupts the whc match and byries ramen
>>1125310
>35
fucking hell I thought she was late 20's at most...she looks incredible
>>1125315
>the biggest WM ever closes with reigns getting an ass smacked into his face and covered for the 3 count
I'd mark
kek
>>1125322
That's pretty much most Asian women.
>>1125326
wasn't expecting to see him there
>>1125284
Why does HHH always take pictures of himself with the NXT's? Is he trying to steal their life force?
>>1125422
That mask is sick. Any more Asuka webms from tonight?
>>1119940
Was this from when SMASH was working with that school where most of the female wrestlers were between 14 and 16 years old? I remember reading about it, it was probably just an angle, but they were letting the women get experience with pros in front of small crowds according to the article.
>>1119936
Disagree with me all you want, but Lin Byron is hotter then Kana. Which is saying something because Kana is smokin.
I don't watch a lot of wrestling outside WWE (yeah I'm a pleb and too lazy to track down and download shit, sue me), but Asuka is one of the few wrestlers (not female, wrestlers period) that makes kicks and takedowns look legit
>>1125422
Awesome mask. She's such a breath of fresh air from the usual bland personalities we get from WWE these days, especially the females. Everything from her attire to her entrance to her moveset is unique. She exudes personality without even speaking.
>>1125476
holy fuck my negros. a fucking jujigatame spot done correctly in the World Wrestling Entertainment. I cant stand it when wrestlers do this and the arm is fully extended and they sit there like that for a minute. It should be like this with the person clasping their hands and fighting out of it.
Asuka > Becky
By a fucking mile.
>>1125517
Good stuff anon
>>1125488
Please have sex
>>1125528
>those devastated faces
>>1125533
potato girl never had a chance
>>1125450
Is this that near nip slip some anons were claiming happened? That's barely anything.
>>1125545
What did she mean by this?
>>1125451
thats just alisson dangers old gimmick and a 3 ninjas mask.
>>1125580
ALLISON DANGER YA DIVVY KNACKER
>>1125568
Bayley on suicide watch
>>1125277
they're saving that for her heel run
>>1125549
That translation is straight out google translate.
"Asuka won the NXT belt! Wow I'm so happy [actually correct]! I also want to do well in many ways!"
I thought this match was top notch and wanted Asuka to win but I didn't like the finish. I can see what they were going for and it would only have worked if Asuka was a heel. Still, I like that she's basically the Brock Lesnar of the women's division now. Too bad when Bayley gets called up she'll have no competition.
>>1125558
>That tiny bit of pudge around her tummy
Cute! CUTE!
Had high hopes for the match but it turned out to be boring
Smoughska is shit and bayboon is also shit
>>1125558
lol all those butthurt marks whose waifu lost
i thought nxt was supposed to be for smarks. don't they understand this means bayley is getting promoted?
>>1125926
Get out of here, Eva Marie.
>>1125930
>smarks
>smart
>>1125930
> RAW
> promoted
Yeah, because literally every female NXT callup has inspired such faith
Damn, the butthurt when Bayley lost was immense.
Why don't people like Asuka? She looks and wrestles fucking awesome.
>>1126306
Do you seriously not understand why people would be sad over a beloved babyface losing?
Are you autistic?
>>1126307
Asuka isn't a heel though.
>>1126216
>all three callups from last year are competing for the title at Mania
Yeah must suck to be them.
>>1126330
> the butterfly tramp stamp held by Nikki for over 200 days
such prestige
>>1126318
She is back home
>>1126318
That has literally nothing to do with anything
>>1126343
Yes it does. They're both face. I don't understand why people like Bayley so much more.
>>1126318
>implying heels and faces work like they're supposed to in the reality era
>>1126356
>I don't understand
Well, at least you finally admitted it.
>>1126340
Yeah okay, I'm sure they'd prefer to stay at NXT and get paid less and not wrestle for gold at Mania.
first time watching women's wrestling in a long time. a lot of it was very obviously set up (eg. asuka falling back before getting hit by a flying cross body, other instances of them setting themselves up for the other's move/strike). is it usually like that or is it ever better?
>>1126425
No more than any men's match is.
Happy Asuka won, although guessing Bayley is getting the call-up, who can she now feud with?
>>1126425
All of pro wrestling is "set up to take the other person's move".
>>1126432
Well the Austin Aries match was similar, along with some no selling, but the Nakamura match was nice. I haven't watched the Samoa Joe match yet.
>>1126437
Yes, but it shouldn't be obvious, just like you don't want your movie to be obvious that it's not real. It takes you out of the experience if you can't suspend your disbelief even visually.
>>1126399
but they're wrestling for purple, not gold
>>1126445
Well it didn't seem much different from the men's matches to me and there were no big screw-ups.
Every match has spots that are obviously not real/wrestlers working together if you think about it for a few seconds.
>>1119936
>>1119936
What is the name of that sumbission hold?
>>1126399
Does getting called up come with an automatic pay increase? I was under the impression they were under the same contract they were while in NXT (at least until that runs out), and now have to deal with a shit ton more travel expenses.
>>1125540
>>1126742
Depends, most call ups get larger, more lucrative contracts. Guys like Balor, Joe, Nakamura are already making main roster money so they'd probably stay at the same level they are in NXT
>>1126801
>>1119936
she looks much better like this. whats with her stupid skittles hair she has now
>>1127105
She was probably told she couldn't be brunette because she'd look too much like one of the Bella Twins.
>>1126306
People do like Asuka, it's just that Bayley is so hugely over with NXT fans.
>>1126435
Nia, who she will drop the title to. They've been teasing that feud for months.
>>1125540
She looks so happy
>>1126306
Have you been watching NXT? Asuka has been enjoying some of the biggest babyface pops on the show second to Bayley. She gets "Asuka City" and "Asuka's Gonna Kill You" chants. Except last night she went up against Bayley who gets THE biggest pops on the show. The match had dueling Bayley/Asuka chants, but it was definitely a Bayley crowd. They weren't ready for their butterface princess to get snuffed out like that.
Anyone else wanna bust a fat nut all over Asuka's qt belly?
>>1128134
I'd rather bust one inside her.
>>1128145
>Only going one round with The Empress
>>1128189
>not having her snap your dick off with her japanese wrestler vaginal muscles when she cums
>>1128252
I'd rather her put my dick in a submission hold with her feet and snap it off that way
>>1126801
He's showing us that Miz is getting the belt back
asuka's tweets, what do you guys think
https://twitter.com/e_key_oide/status/716513338528628736
>>1131000
When are these from?
Tbh I don't know much about Japanese wrestling so I'm not really able to have a proper opinion, but I don't see anything that stands out as 'bad' about what she is saying.
>>1131000
Not her first rant on the joshi scene in Japan; she must be planning on staying in the States long term. She's not alone though, there are others that want to make the jump. Most notably Hikaru Shida who had WWE tryout matches last time WWE was in Japan.
>>1131000
WEEBS BTFO
>>1131024
these are asuka's tranlated tweets after she won against bayley
Based.
>>1131000
Her heart is in the right place and I agree with her on the fact that women's wrestling outside Japan (NXT) has as much potential to become great, but this rant is very usual for her. Back in 2010, she got blackballed by JPW for shooting on the joshi scene. Compare it to Punk's pipebomb, but for real. This is more or less the same stuff, except now it's reaching English-speaking ears.
I mean, how can she shit talk the Jap scene if she isn't part of it anymore and doing anything to change it
>>1131070
Is it actually her writing this? Her english is getting pretty good.
>>1131075
I heard 2010 asuka was pretty bad, she worked very stiff and got legit heat off other joshis
>>1125508
That was a perfect sequence. Holy shit I love Asuka
What is the best Joshi Promotion? I might pick it up to complete my qt 3D nip fix
>>1131133
Stardom. Io Shirai and Kairi Hojo are their top stars.
>>1131000
outlaw weebs on suicide watch
![tumblr_lkziafsuZr1qidq16o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wUBZkjY.jpg "tumblr_lkziafsuZr1qidq16o1_500[1].jpg")
I want kana to turn heel and go brunette kana again, not a fan of the skittles hair
>>1131171
I'll be so disappointed if we don't get a heel run from her before she's done. She could be the Lesnar of the women's division.
is this her?
>>1131183
>>1131171
I want kana to turn heel and go nazi kana again
![wbn8g2T[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Nf0tylR.png "wbn8g2T[1].png")
>>1131202
uhh... I don't want her to get fired
>>1131180
Hopefully she'll do heelish things to Bayley during the build to their next match
>>1131215
>Nazi AND a brony(sissy?)
All that degeneracy
>>1131215
Unfortunately for Zahra, she has zero talent or history in the business, so kicking her to the curb for some stupid social media comments is an easy decision.
>>1131229
Is that a fuckin Keyboard? Why is this woman so based.
>>1131237
holy shit I never even noticed that
>>1131229
>>1131237
>>1131242
>>1131284
asuka a cute
a cute
>>1131284
>>1119936
Go on.
>>1128252
You tappin and she still grinding, a ref has to come in a pull her off your dick.
>>1131355
the gimmick is japan
>>1131202
>black & gold
the shit looks so great, sh needs to bring this back
>>1131355
>SUPERIOR FEMALES tanktop
>keyboard
>choker
>Kana used to be a videogame journalist IRL
sjw writer/slacktivist from kotaku. definitely a heel gimmick since she's in japan and they don't care about that shit.
God, i hope someone like Yoshiko fucks up this ugly retarded bitch for good.
>>1119940
Fun fact, Rabbit Miu is 10 times the worker Kana is
>>1131572
Kana is 'fake' tough like Taz was
How the fuck can you even support NXT after letting this gook destroy american wrestlers?
Some of us still remember Pearl Harbor..
>>1131683
> implying that your GRANDparents were even alive then
>>1131355
It's a street fight style match, you dress how you want and bring whatever weapons you can carry
>>1121168
awesome, more of her old videos
>>1125221
>Rossy letting his big stars walk
>>1133391
that's a pretty bad ass mask. i never buy wwe merch (i don't like wearing wrestling stuff), but would probably buy something like that to hang up in my room somewhere. also to support asuka by buying her merch.
>>1151046
>"awww, danaaaaa~" :3
kek
>>1119936
WWE Women's champion when?
>>1151293
she can't speak english and at this point the nxt titles are more prestigious
>>1125385
nxt is his baby
Just watched takeover Dallas today, was my first time seeing Asuka and God damn my dick was rock hard throughout the entire match is she always this fucking hot?
>>1151362
>is she always this fucking hot?
Pretty much, yeah.
>Tfw too poor to afford wrasslin' tickets so I'll never be able to get Asuka to sign my Asuka City shirt.
>>1151293
Next Mania.
>>1151618
Just stalk her m7, she lives in FL so it can't be too hard.
>>1119940
I never really thought about it, but was Kana considered a Big Woman in Japan?
>>1120104
This is a legitimate massage technique and posture.
>>1125180
>The joshis in Japan are on a whole 'nother level.
Asuka herself said otherwise on twitter
Asuka literally looks like a clown most of the time in the WWE. I want her to look more like her old self.
>>1131083
I imagine a lot of people in Japan are quite decent at writing in English.
>>1131202
Fuck dick just went diamonds
>>1125488
You're right. Roman did that exact thing twice at WM32. Like he's never seen a fight before.
>>1152088
>Asuka literally looks like a clown most of the time in the WWE. I want her to look more like her old self.
>her old self
You mean, uh... like a clown?
Anyone have the intro dance to this with sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAitY7Me8l0
>>1154539
It was most likely muted by the promotion itself because the song was copyrighted. New Japan does this all the time during their streams when wrestlers have entrance music that NJPW doesn't have the rights to: they'll either mute it or dub it with a generic song.
But someone from /joshi/tube put "Praise You" over the outro dance, kinda neat:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x384mir_joshi-tube-bumper-a-salute-to-kana_sport
>>1154618
Dammit. Well, thanks. Damn Asuka is thick.
>>1131698
My granddad on my mother's side was on the Yorktown at Midway. So long ago he died at 91 six year ago.
>>1120351
Making sure it doesn't get into her eyes.
Still a gentleman in the end.
>>1154472
No, like a soft but determined qt
b e s t g i r l
>>1125528
knowing Izzy is among them makes me smile and feel things where my heart used to be
>>1131083
you overestimate a large percentage of Americans who can't even speak/type properenglish much less learn another language
>>1161806
This.
>>1154736
Sorry bro. Everyone (except China and North Korea) loves the Japs now
>>1131365
>Patricia Hernandez
Fucking hate her articles. Can't wait for Gawker to fuck off.
>>1126356
I understand as a suffer of autism understanding emotional connections is hard but i'll try and break it down for you if you come back;
People were sad Bayley lost because she's been the underdog for years and had a long journey. Asuka isn't a bad guy character and was even bullied by Emma & Dana but she's never lost a match so she's booked and genuinely looks super strong.
