It's time to admit that you miss him
>>1119160
I do. He was great.
>>1119160
Nah it was best he left. I never liked him but he could put on a great match, but his time in the sun was fading and god knows where he'd be now if he had stayed.
>>1119160
>Shane beats Taker
>main event is HHH/Reigns
>Shane interrupts before the match starts
>"I'm gonna do something that's best for business and make this a triple threat match"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3st1dG4UY hits
how hard would you mark
>tfw he actually was the best in the world
>>1119178
i'd have no response
I miss pic related more desu.
>>1119178
I'd quit watching wrestling once roman beats hhh and punk
>>1119178
I'd mark out bro
>>1119178
I'd Mark so hard that I'd betray my best friend Johnny, and sleep with his fiancee.
i liked him when he did that promo in 2011 or whatever, but after that i didn't give a fuck about him again
i havent missed him since 2011
trash ever since
I had a dream last night that he kept avoided me and refused to take a picture together.
@1119244
>>1119244
Everyone does that to you, m8
Does punk have anger problems? I heard from a local radio show host where I live punk got angry and agressive with him and idk whether to believe this guy or not.
Funny thing is I witnessed myself at a convention jason david frank shit on this guy.
>>1119253
he does say he's an asshole on twitter.
Dude got mad at edge and jericho because they were watching a hockey game at a houseshow
>>1119160
I do, tbqh.
He was definitely phoning it in when he left, but he was still very talented, and it never hurts having a gifted guy on the roster, especially when he's also gifted in the precise thing they desperately lack and need more of, right now: charisma, character and personality
>>1119254
>hurr durr photoshop
look stupid faggot
>>1119254
>he doesnt know how to check for samefag
newfag leave
>>1119160
don't let the shitposting affect you
we all miss cm punk the performer but not cm punk the person
>>1119160
>>1119164
>>1119178
>>1119179
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Sk8er boi
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1119271
Man its so weird to see how set in their ways people can be either for him being GOAT or just the worst
>>1119279
Only teenagers desperate to be edgy see any appeal in the guy.
Every adult sees him for what he is, a whining sensitive emo brat.
>>1119261
Nice photoshop
>>1119271
I love how much fat anti-smarks still get riled up by him
Punk is a fucking moron and I'm glad he's gone.
>>1119289
>using the term anti-smark
kill yourself
>>1119160
I really miss his theme "This fire burns" that shit got me hype every time.
>>1119301
no u
>>1119313
ok fine
He is the fucking GOAT even though I hate him
>>1119231
>>1119235
>>1119271
>>1119284
>>1119292
>>1119319
ty
only love HH
I miss him.
Worse is that with him out AustÃn wont ever wrestle again.
Look in his eyes. What do you see?
>>1119412
THE GUY WHO FUCKS AJ LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1119178
OH MY GOD / Mickel Colera
>>1119178
DESU, I think if he were to, through some small miracle, return at Wrestlemania, he should take out Y2J during his match with Styles for trying to jack his "Best in the World" gimmick.
>>1119442
Wew this bait lad
>>1119448
thanks for the (you) kappa :^)
>>1119425
>>1119459
Well, Lita's a whore and AJ is hotter than both Maria and Lita
I can't blame him for going the QT route
>>1119463
Hi Phil
>>1119463
Maria is top tier you fucking faggot
>>1119563
I wish I was Phil so I could eat that tight ass of AJ's
>>1119271
>copypasta
not only is your opinion shit but it's not even original
Tbh
it's been two years since he left the company.
CM Punk has moved on and so should you.
>>1119324
>not a top 100 worker
>not a top 100 promo
>not a top 100 draw
how is he GOAT?
>>1119681
>I live Paycheck to paycheck
>>1119681
consider he's had 5 star matches before getting in wwe. plus his pipe bomb seems to always pop up on top promo lists usually close to the original "Stone Cold 3:16" promo
I'm not gonna say he's GOAT but I will say there is a level of hype he did live up to
>>1119221
Anyway, how's your sex life?
>>1119271
Benoit yourself pls
>>1119463
AJ is a whore too. A coal burning one at that.
>>1119684
>I create le memes on le 4chan
With every bullet so far.
>>1119704
>consider he's had 5 star matches before getting in wwe
5-star matches are so useless, I don't know why people bring them up. What matters is DRAW, not how many stars someone gives a match.
>plus his pipe bomb seems to always pop up on top promo lists usually close to the original "Stone Cold 3:16" promo
That's because it's a recent moment and people tend to overrate recent things -- which they have with the "pipe bomb" thing.
Paul Heyman and Joey Styles cut very, VERY similar promos years before and they were as good, but forgotten.
Was he bad? No.
Was he overrated? Very.
>>1119782
>Draw
I genuinely want to know what "draw" means because it always comes up in debates like these. Ratings, ppv buys, and merch sales are what my google searches get me.
but no matter what, no matter how popular a wrestler is, he's never a draw. Steve Austin wasn't a draw, Brian wasn't a Draw, punk: not a draw. I feel like in 5 to 10 years someone will argue cena wasn't a draw.
>punk fucking off gave us the best wrestlemania moment since benoit at 20
I'm glad he left, hope he returns in 2-3 years though as a GM that wrestles part-time and they do a storyline where he books himself in the main event of WM
>>1119807
who the fuck says Austin wasn't a draw?
>>1119848
I swear I've seen someone say it once. but I could just be misremembering. probably some edgy anti-smark
>>1119807
>anyone saying austin wasnt a draw
>ever
Stop it
>>1119782
Good thing he was a draw then you nerd
>>1119807
Isn't Austin the biggest draw in history?
>>1119160
I don't care what people say, he was a reason for me start watching WWE again since old days.
These days suck. More than 95% can't even cut a fucking decent promo.
I'm just watching WWF Raw Is War 1997/06/30 and this fatty can have more heat, since undertakers fangirl just jumped to fight him, and GOAT promos than everybody these days.
>>1119782
>comparing joey fucking styles to cm punk
joey looked and sounded like a butthurt loser nerd.
it was all about punk's delivery, the manner, timing and his whole attitude was just perfect.
even heyman's rant pales in comparison, when you outdo the best in the business you know you have something special
>>1119782
>What matters is DRAW
Why should a fan care about how much money wrestlers make for the WWE?
>>1119271
Nice try Roidback.
WAKE UP I'M A DUMB AS FUCK MID-CARDER FOR LIFE
>>1119982
This. I'm not a shareholder. I don't give a fuck how much money a wrestler brings in. It does not factor in *at all* when it comes to how much I like a guy. I don't think any of my GOATs were real draws.
>>1119982
You should care about it as much as star-ratings: 0.
>>1119914
>joey looked and sounded like a butthurt loser nerd.
It fit his rant.
>it was all about punk's delivery, the manner, timing and his whole attitude was just perfect.
As was Style's and Heyman's.
>even heyman's rant pales in comparison, when you outdo the best in the business you know you have something special
Copy & pasting their rants doesn't make it a better rant.
Punk didn't outdo either; at best, he did the same. If you can't accept that, I'll just have to move on.
>>1119782
shit you're retarded
>What matters is DRAW
so mcdonalds makes the best hamburgers, because they have the most sales? your entire premise is flawed, not to mention Punk is the greatest draw from original Rock and Austin until Daniel Bryan...
>It's a recent moment
Punk's original pipebomb was at the early/middle part of his career. It was after SES, but before his feud with Cena. Either way, I think it's been around five years. I wouldn't call that "recent"
>Paul Heyman... cut very, VERY similar promos...
ECW's problem wasn't that it wasn't drawing, it was that it was drawing TOO MUCH. ECW outgrew itself and the business side of it is what put them out of business. ECW couldn't keep talent because WCW and WWF tried hard to get everyone. their tv business deals were hurting them from a financial side. ECW failed as a business model, not as a wrestling promotion
>>1119883
Attitude Era will always be the greatest era in history
>competition breeds greatness
>will never be as good of competition as Turner's billions buying anyone they want
>Society in the late 90s will never be as great again. It was like a white rapper: you got a sense of edginess and danger, but not too dangerous for it to be scary
>>1120056
>It fit his rant.
nope, i'm pretty sure he thought he was going to get a similar reaction to what punk did, but because he's such a whiny little bitch no one gave a shit
you do know that the crowd were booing the shit heyman and styles during their rants right
watching them back they're not really similar at all. punk's was a lot more personal, which i believed granted him a much stronger connection with the crowd. the other two were more focused on the direction the company was headed
besides, it's not like they were the first two to pull that shit anyway... steiner's in WCW was more similar and much more effective
>>1120073
Well, some people say it was WCW NWO era.
I still prefer 96 - 2001 WWF vs 96 - 2001 WCW
>>1120109
Muh attitude era
>>1120078
> crowd was booing Joey for ranting about the state of commentary
What is the point of telling such an easily-debunked lie?
>>1120112
I like both, boy. I still prefer that WWF era because of superstars and match quality.
Watching Piper vs Hogan, for example, was boring. Besides the GOAT promos.
>>1120064
>so mcdonalds makes the best hamburgers, because they have the most sales? your entire premise is flawed, not to mention Punk is the greatest draw from original Rock and Austin until Daniel Bryan...
The whole business is built on working marks, and that means getting their money
>>1120143
Maybe in 1986
But that "fuck you dumb fans you'll like what we want you to like" mentality hasn't been doing too well for WWE over the past 15 years
>>1120125
WCW always had better quality undercards until they brought Russo in, but WWF had better main events.
'97 was probably the most underrated WWF year but still had the stupid ass Gang Warfare shit
>>1120193
Giving the fans what they like is working the marks, CM Punk cutting a fake shoot is working the marks. 80s had better (and much much more) wrestling anyways so I don't see your point
>>1120196
True. I really liked Jericho, Eddie, and so on, matches. Still they did not get the credit others had.
I'm watching RAW building into Summerslam 97. I will later begin with WCW 97 year.
>>1120199
>Giving the fans what they like is working the marks,
Because that's how I'd describe WWE in the post-MNW era.
CM Punk is authentic. He's someone I can look at and find interesting. Punk has personality, beliefs, and passions. There's nothing generic, or fake about him. So when he wrestles, I believe in him.
10/10 in-ring performer and storyteller. Guy is absolutely amazing.
I miss CM Punk, but I don't want him to return. WWE fucked him over. I don't blame him for taking off. I'll support whatever decision he makes, but those assholes are long overdue for karma.
I do miss the guy. His matches towards the end were sloppy due to injury. Honestly he is a great talent. His promos were always great. He played that egotistical heel to the T. He was never gifted athletically but his work ethic is what was impressive. Being from Chicago was the cherry on top.
>>1120271
>Muh murder capital
Nice post Jamal
>>1120109
When I say "Attitude Era," I include wrestling in general, not just the eponymous WWF
>WWF with Attitude Era
>WCW with the nWo
>ECW with their insane shit
Turner's money was the catalyst for it all. If you'd made Turner vanish, ECW would've risen on its own and WWF would have continued to be shit - and who knows what would've happened. Turner's money lit the fire that made WWF get creative, and got ECW guys to jump ship (and for some, to be good enough to get recruited as ship jumpers).
Historians generally hate counterfactuals (what-ifs), but Turner was definitely a huge catalyst for that era of wrestling
>>1120143
>>1120193
nowadays, in Vince's eyes, "draw" means "merch sales." That's a huge part of why Cena and Roman have their pushes (longevity for the former, and forced for the latter). Selling merch to kids is their main job. I work in retail, and Reigns action figures are selling more than anyone's right now - even more than Cena's. Reigns sells merch, and that's all that matters -whether he gets boo'd out of the arena or not
>>1119160
>>1119914
>even heyman's rant pales in comparison
Not really
Punk was probably the best promo out of the entire locker room during his time, but Heyman is in a league of his own
No one else but him could control that Chicago crowd the way he did in 2014
goat of the decade tbqh. made wrestling fun again.
WHAT IS CIERO MIEDO PUNK DOING IN TEMPLE
>>1120369
did they /asp/?
Yeah I miss him in RoH where he belonged having better matches than he had any right to. Not in WWE. I'm happy he got out of pro wrestling. I hope he finds some success in UFC and if not I hope he trains BJJ for the rest of his life which he probably will, and chills and meets cool people and has fun and teaches kids cool shit, and does other cool things with his life instead of becoming a crippled junkie like most pro wrestlers.
He had a good run.
>>1120234
I agree but Punk never helped the situation given his stubborn personality. Can't blame him either, he stood his ground against the WWE.
>>1119160
Not a single thing worth missing about this jackass
>>1119330
You need to lose weight ASAP
I just learned this morning about his appearance on Off The Record in which he acted like a total faggot to the interviewer. Is this guy in a state of arrested development or what? Where his parents divorced when he was young? Did his dad abuse him?
Can someone explain why most humans mature, but CM Punk has been unable to?
Tbh I hate everything about What Culture's videos "10 things WWE wants you to forget" except for the content. If they didn't have a British announcer who talks too fast and the annoying format, and instead just listed the moments in text, it would be much more enjoyable. Anyway, here is CM Punk acted like a child, and apparently it's WWE's fault for wanting you to forget this guy was an asshole to everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr8eIqh_Eys
>>1121057
consider Michael Lansberg was kind of a massive faggot. in the interview himself it's not like Punk wasn't justified.
also cut it out with all your fucking projection
>>1121172
So what? Punk does not act professional at all. Punk really is immature and if all you have to say is >b-but you're projecting then you're admitting he is, you Punk dick rider
>>1120056
Heyman > Styles > Punk, in order of stake they had, legitimacy of criticism, and promo quality. ECW guys all do the same shoot promo, but Punk was from the new ECW, so his version had to be watered down shit.
>>1120271
Yeah, he felt kind of like one of us. Then I met him in Wicker Park and he was a huge dick to me and I KNEW he was one of us.
>>1121613
i think punks an overrated faggot and even I can't blame him for disrespecting Landsfag.
>>1119178
Nah, HHH is gonna win when Steph throws ceremonial salts in Roman's eyes allowing for the easy pedigree and pin. Then Cena will rush the ring and say how bogus that was and challenge him to an impromptu main event match for the title. And that's how Cena becomes 16 time champ.
They can do it too, since Hogan doesn't exist anymore, so Hogan/Yokozuna has been wiped from history.
So if I have sex, will the quality of my posts improve?
>>1121883
You will begin to truly understand pro-wrestling as a business. You will stop irrationally hating stars like Cena, Ryback, Roman Reigns, in fact you will become a fan and lose your fan boy loyalty to indie darlings.
>>1119160
I would let CM Punk destroy my pussy.
>>1119271
this old meme
Id like to see him wrestle the NXT guys and Aj Styles, Kevin Owens etc. But can't say i miss him. His last year in the company he sucked and seemed highly unmotivated.
>>1120234
TRUTH!
>>1119593
It's original as I created it.
Keep crying Phil!
>>1125640
It's not a meme.
>>1119221
>making an excuse to cuck your friend
just do it and make sure you get caught and yell "IMMA HEEL"
>>1119782
What matters is DRAW, not how many stars someone gives a match.
Pro tip: you're not in the business, you're just a fan who watches for fun, you have no vested financial interest in how much money a wrestler makes because you are not a majority shareholder in the company.
So funny.
Like judging how good a restaurant is not based on how good it's food and service is but how many much profit the owner makes.
Money marks, topcake.
>>1119178
>this won't happen
>>1125831
>how many much profit
>>1119271
>Yet the only guy who managed to put on a five star match in wwe in the last 18 or so years
