I'm going to be performing at Wrestlemania!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit shit shit. I'm sharing this because it's freaking Wrestlemania and the reality of everything just hit me right now and I can't sleep. I've literally been dreaming about this since I was a kid. Me and my friends used to play wrestle in the backyard and now I'm about to do this in front of 100,000 people in a stadium. Ever since I told people in my life that I was going to become a wrestler, there was always this awkward silence and a forced "well good for you". I knew what they must have been saying behind my back but I didn't care. I knew from day 1 that I was going to be a wrestler and I did it. I can't sleep right now and I just needed someone to share it with. I've never been so happy about anything holy shit
No I'm not saying who I am. I'm just really really happy and I know everyone on the card is really looking forward to it too, so I hope wrestling fans enjoy the show.
>>1106422
this
X man?
>>1106422
Damn bro, great physique! You must have been really working hard in the gym to get an all-natural body like that.
>>1106507
Thank you friend i train very hard :)
That's cool, bro. Hope you don't get injured right before Mania.
Nigga takes a selfie like a girl
Triple h all nattie brah
post dick
>>1106422
Lies. Haitch aspired to be a body builder when he was young. He never played wrestling and wound't have seriously considered it a career until early into his body building career.
>>1106513
You must also eat clen. What's your diet?
>>1106422
Seriously though, that thread was just complete cringe. There is no chance (in hell) that a WWE guy wrote that. Reading the /r/SquaredCircle thread made me realize that these fans are vastly fickle. They don't really demand sources until a good 12 hours later. You could easily spin a semi-bullshit story on there and it would blow up in no-time.
>>1106422
Roids out the wazoo
>>1107109
If he pissed in a cup it'd probably just melt the cup. Perk of being semi-retired and banging the boss's daughter I guess.
Looking good bro. Natty? Also post routine
>>1106422
IS THIS YOU SENPAI?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>>1107105
Just looked it up to see what you're talking about. Those people are retarded and are clearly desperate to believe anything.
>>1107105
Just take an out of context Meltzer quote for free replies. :^)
Who are you?
>natty
