HEY LET'S DISCUSS HOW SHITTY THIS RAW IS
Pity self bump
Went to shit after the KO/Styles match
>>1095537
so is taker confirmed for retiring at long last
Pretty shitty lad, mania looking like worst in history
Why doesn't Taker just make a deal with Shane that he wins and Taker gets to keep wrestling?
If the motivation for him to keep his job why wouldn't he do something that makes that 100% certain ?
>>1095561
I enjoyed the Big E/Rusev match but it was shit besides those 2
Who /a/ here?
>Shane retires Undertaker
>Raw after 'mania
>I can't exactly be around all the time to run this place so I'll have someone in charge
>Big Evil's theme hits
How hard would you mark?
I haven't watched Raw in years. Why is this one so bad? Why is the crowd dead as fuck? Why is everything apparently so bad? Examples?
>Ryback doesn't even appear
>crowd is dead
Ryback is a draw.
Who /biz/ here?
>>1095563
If he loses, I'm sure Shane will just reinstate him
>no ryback
Crowd is dead
>tfw no paige gf
I'm shocked there are no refund chants yet.
>tfw you're the only one not on the Dean hype train
>>1095578
They build this Raw around killing the crowd, why would they need to Ryback to kill what is already dead?
last good full Raw was in Detroit a few weeks back... kinda disappointed with this Philly crowd... expected more, mania only 2 weeks away... so far pretty much a boring show
>CENA CHANTS
BASED
LET'S GO CENA
>>1095601
I hear a "we want" but I can't make out the last word
>Dean is supposed to face Brock in 2 weeks
>he's getting thrown around like nothing by a midcard stable henchman
>>1095571
>mfw fat weeboo near me
I feel bad for anyone who sat through all 3 hours.
>>1095583
Who is this semen demon?
Is this the main event?
>>1095605
>skunk being this butt hurt
based Strowman
John and Seth are so much better than Dean and Roman
g-get well soon guys
I hope this green faggot injures Ambrose just so I can see WWE scramble a little more
>what do you want?!?
>REFUNDS!!!!
kek, they didn't mute the crowd in time
>>1095615
JoJo
>>1095607
There's nothing to make any noise over
>>1095611
Lesnar
>>1095613
>inb4 18+
>>1095618
>>1095571
>mfw a weaboo was obese near me
>>1095575
Not even a little. It's just depressing looking at taker at all now
CM punk sign on hardcam
>>1095612
They're building Strowman up to be a main eventer. He will probably win the Andre the Giant battle royal.
SAVE_US.BMJ
>>1095626
Please have sex m8
DUDE CLOTHESLINE LMAO
>>1095619
I'd trade Roman for Seth easily
Dean is fine as long as he stays in his place
Dean better not go over Brock
Do you get to keep the lights they had out for the Wyatt's entrance or do you have to give them back after the show?
>>1095571
Here
>>1095578
>>1095588
>Mania is 2 weeks away and Brown Strongman is wrestling in RAW's main event with Heyman on commentary fellating a part timer
How did we get here? Even with everyone fully healthy, the build-up would still suck.
>spend half a year off of 4chan
>can't find thread in sp
>wwe threads are now on asp
What the hell happened?
Has anything wild happened tonight?
>mfw this Philly crowd is smart
>instead of booing they don't make a sound
BASED PHILLY
>this is boring
>This is boring
>This is boring
>>1095642
BIG GUY!
>This is boring
>This is boring
kek
>>1095634
Poor Strowan and Harper, they could be big names if this company wasn't shit.
KEK THAT CUT TO CONFUSED HEYMAN
Brawn Stro Man isnt boring
THIS IS BORING
This is boring
>>1095644
Hiro got trolled
>THIS IS BORING chants
Lmfao
Just let this show end.
Is this the worst build up to Mania ever?
>>1095636
THIS IS BORING
>>1095644
Hiro cucked us
>THIS IS BORING
>this is boring
GOOD
I'm tired of meme ambrose
THIS IS BORING
This is boring clap clap clap
>This is boring clap clap clap
This is boring clap clap clap
>This is boring clap clap clap
This is boring clap clap clap
>This is boring clap clap clap
This is boring clap clap clap
>This is boring clap clap clap
This is boring clap clap clap
>This is boring clap clap clap
This is boring clap clap clap
>This is boring clap clap clap
>no ryback
>raw is fucking garbage, the worst in a long long time
not a coincidence
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
DEANETTY ON SUICIDE WATCH
alright guys i just woke up after a 4 hour nap and missed raw
what did i miss?
>literally making a new gamethread with less than 10 minutes left
What is the fucking point?
>69
Oh, you're an underage retard.
>>1095644
>spend half a year off of 4chan
did you accomplish anything? why are you back?
>deanetty not even over with the smarks
>This is boring
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! VINCE'S PET PROJECT BTFO!
This is boring.
>>1095655
>no sell man somehow not boring
>>1095653
>Harper
Yeah, he has talent.
>Strowman
Fuck no, he sucks.
>>1095644
we have literally been locked up in a cuck shed by a pedophile and there isn't shit we can do about it
>>1095672
silence
Why the fuck do they even have this mongoloid in the main event? He wrestles like the Great Khali, that is boring and slow as fuck
>THIS IS BORING CHANTS DURING A DEANETTY MATCH
It's so fucking quiet you can hear EVERYTHING in that ring. I fucking love it.
Wow what a fucking shitty ending to a shitty match. Fuck this Raw.
>WE WANT AMBROSE
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>THIS IS BORING
Wasn't this supposed to be a street fight?
>WE WANT _____
What were they saying?
>deanetty getting BTFO by smarks
The best match on Raw tonight ended in a roll-up.
Just saying.
>Smarks online told me Deanetty was over
>Boring chants in Philly
Wew wew wew
>>1095663
>>1095690
Lesnar
Damn, the first few matches were pretty fucking good, but all anyone will remember is "this is boring".
The show is just too fucking long.
>>1095672
Fandango, Zack Ryder, Stardust all had matches
I dunno why I expected a chairshot to the head, but I wanted it.
>WWE censoring the word REFUND
>>1095691
either a work or being delusional as fuck
>dean always ends a fight pretending to be injured
this is getting tiresome
That was actually shit
Reminder that this was the 2nd to last Raw before Wrestlemania
>The state of this RAW
>So shitty it ends 10 minutes early
>>1095690
lesnar
OK FUCKERS
RATE THAT RAW
>PEOPLE BLAMING DEAN INSTEAD STROWMAN FOR THE BORING CHANTS
Why is /asp/ autistic?
>ends early
fuck I didn't even notice it
2/10 raw. this entire WM season has been abysmal
>>1095690
Sasha
>>1095690
LESNAR, get the corn out of your ears and take off the trip
>>1095708
My boy Roman looked strong
10/10
>>1095708
.5/5
>>1095680
Strowman could be a great monster heel.
>>1095675
With RAW being as bad as it has been, I needed to. The WM threads will be glorious.
>>1095708
0/10
>>1095708
1/10, best I can do
pretty much a horrible raw... feel disappointed in myself for having sat through it... oh well, see y'all next week
>>1095709
>Why is /asp/ autistic?
why does the ocean beat against the shore?
>>1095709
> /sp/
>Gets DQ'd
>His music plays
They just dont care anymore.
>>1095708
-5 Minus stars
Fuck this company
>>1095708
MINUS 5 STARS!
Kill me guyz
>babyface giving up and getting intentionally DQed
do they even know the basics of storytelling
>>1095689
Yeah, this was a No Hold's Barred Match or I thought.
>Ends at 11:05
Kek, even they knew to kill it fast.
>>1095708
Above average
1.5/10
>>1095708
0/10
>>1095705
It ended 6 minutes late fucking autist
That was horrific
>>1095708
4/10
>>1095705
>10 minutes early
Are you fucking dumb?
>>1095727
Who is that third guy?
Did roman get boo'd tonight?
>>1095733
>Not knowing RAW goes 15 minutes over the hour
First RAW?
>>1095691
And Deanetty
>>1095708
-5 stars!
>>1095679
God I wish Lesnar would be given a match with Braun Stiffman just to toss his ass around the ring
>Ramen Reigns booed to hell and back - face
>Dean Ambrose booed to hell and back - face
>Seth Rolands when he comes back will probably come out to a huge pop. - heel
Well I think the solution here is obvious
>>1095701
Tall ≠over
Brawny the Strowman can't work himself out of a wet paper bag.
>>1095741
It was Philly. They boo everyone.
But yes, he did.
>>1095727
Who's that on the end? Also what were they chanting besides this is boring?
>>1095708
Missed the first 2.5 hours but from the little I saw looks like it was a solid 2/10
What are your picks?
At least roman got boos, Deanetty didn't get any reaction at all
>>1095746
Ambrose booed?
Did you watch Raw at all or have you been keeping up with the thread?
There were WE WANT AMBROSE chants tonight
INDEED
>>1095740
Dark match going on between Wyatts vs. Roman, Dean, Dolph, and Sami. And Harper just got legit hurt
>>1095742
Except it doesn't.
Some weeks they get to overrun but most of the time it ends at the scheduled time of 11:05
The reddit man said something big was happening tonight though
>>1095747
He took a pretty based head bump on that chair tonight. Not sure if actually slamming his head in to it was intentional, but it happened.
That RAW gave me Hep C
>>1095728
This this this this. The match was awful but to end it on this shit was just te worst.
>>1095755
>WE WANT AMBROSE chants
Oh the same people who were calling his match boring? Get a grip
>>1095753
Roman
Shane
Brock
Charlotte
>>1095763
No he didn't, ya dumbfuck.
Save us Cena!
>SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO >SHEAMUS AND JEWBERG BTFO
BASED E AND C
>>1095740
He must've got signed after this.
>>1095759
>And Harper just got legit hurt
You mean the single guy of that group with legit talent just got hurt? Are you fucking kidding me?
O SHIT
THAT'S UNDERTAKER BLACK GUY
>>1095755
fucking delusional retard, they were chanting we want lesnar
why even bother with deanettyfags, holy fuck. last reply
>>1095777
Nope
>>1095768
>Charlotte retaining
Silly or just new?
>>1095767
You're an autist and you didn't watch the Raw, it shows
1. Just because they called the match boring, doesn't mean they were shitting on Dean
2. It was mostly Strowman who the chants were directed at
3. YOU COULD HEAR IT CRYSTAL CLEAR WHEN DEAN GRABBED THE CHAIR
Fuck off underager
18+
E&C already better than raw
>>1095774
>>1095764
I doubt he took a head bump intentionally seeing as how they banned those in the WWE.
Gotta feel kind of sorry for Strowman. He's had far too little training in wrestling. He could do lots other stuff than this usual clotheslines and no-selling... since unlike, for example Great Khali, he's actually NOT borderline cripple.
Looking at the material from his strongman-competitor days, he liked to perform for the audience, even then. Now he gets the boring chants because, yeah, his moveset is limited and his presentation is clumsy.
For fuck's sake, let him do at least a gorilla press now and then.
>>1095781
this is fucking karma
>>1095759
>And Harper just got legit hurt
>>1095782
>Raw tourist calling others new
Oh god theyre going to sing tonight.
I
BURNED
MY
SCROTUM
>>1095759
How? What happened?
>>1095768
thumbs up if u agree
>>1095781
Post Vince's face when this actually just happened.
>>1095798
CheapPop.jpeg
WE SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH FIRE
>>1095781
Was it Roman who did it?
>>1095784
Yes I didn't watch it cause I had better things to do and it's getting ratings of 0-1.
>This Deanetty apologist cause he can't stand people find a wrestler he likes boring.
Chants aside. His matches actually *are* boring. He never does anything profound other than le whacky line, bullsdog, the laziest suicide dive in the company, and just pretty much everything else. He's only *not* boring when he's wrestling someone who is better than him which is the same argument smarks like to use against Roman.
Keep crying you pimple faced little teenager.
MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck MICK FOLEY A cuck
>>1095800
>>1095805
have fucking sex
>>1095806
18+
>>1095806
Then don't pull shit out of your ass if you didn't watch it
blah blah blah wacky line meme and I don't care
lose weight
>dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck >dude cuck
>>1095804
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
I BURNED MY SCROTUM
Mick's still a good promo desu
>>1095811
Why are you mad exactly? Cause I called a wrestler you like boring and went into detail about it? That's what got you all grumpy?
DOLPH
ZIGGLER
BURIED
MELTZER
BURIED
LEDDIT SMARKS
BURIED
I didn't quite see what happened to Harper, but I think he fell from the side of the ring awkwardly onto his knee
>buried by trips
lol E&C is edgy as fuck
>>1095817
>edge looking old as shit
How the fuck are they allowed to do this
LITERALLY MENTIONING HULK HOGAN
HOLY SHIT
>>1095829
I'm not mad though, I just caught you pulling shit out of your ass and admitting it, and now you're pissed
Nice job changing the subject and using 'mug smug AJ' posts
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>>1095834
So, do we add him to the injured list now?
>$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million >$115 million
>>1095834
Bray and Braun stood by him the whole time seeming really concerned afterwards
so fucking good man
>>1095845
Where did I "pull shit out of my ass" exactly? His match got boring chants. There's nothing to make up about that.
>>1095817
needs a JUST edit
big show has bretty big dick
Lel bigs dick
I wonder how many people know that this Big Show interview is cut from that time he yanked down the Russian flag.
>Big Show AUS anon
E C DUBS
THE TABLE WAS BROKEN
WE
SHOULDNT
PLAY
WITH
FIRE
>mfw EandC show is actually funny
BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN SNITSKY
>>1095853
You said there were no "WE WANT AMBROSE" chants and that Ambrose got booed, which was fucking bullshit. when I exposed you for not watching the Raw like the little autist you are, you went to the classic dead wacky line meme, which I could care less about cause it isn't true.
Like I said, why change the subject, lad?
>>1095865
AND
They should just have E&C during RAW's time slot.
BAYLEY BUTT
e and c show used to be good but now its turned into reddit. everything good comes to an end. reddit ruins everything, fucking morons with 0 fucking taste but have so much influence. fuck this world
>there are britons that stayed up all night for this
I find Christian funnier than Edge
>>1095875
>>1095879
CAPTAIN CHARISMA
I can't wait to see how far to ratings dropped when people realized Strowman vs. Ambrose was the main event.
>>1095881
But you claimed Ambrose got booed, so you obviously pretended you watched the show until I claimed you didn't
AHAHAHAHA
>>1095886
>implying casuals and poo in the loos dont want to see Based Dean take on The Wyatt Family giant
Please get out of your indie smark reddit vanilla midget little world and kill yourself
Has anyone made a gif of that slow ass garage door with reigns behind it?
>>1095889
But I just admitted I'm not the post you were replying to. I said he got boring chants for his match.
Do you have autism friend?
I woke up late chaps, I'm guessing I didn't miss much judging by the posts here.
>>1095893
You have to be literally autistic to be a Dean supporter. His entire gimmick is being a mad man who belongs in an asylum.
>>1095894
Literally nothing new happened. Fuck this company.
>Raw just started for my time zone
>go to raw thread
>everyone saying it sucks
Like how bad
>>1095897
Worst in ~2 years. So bad you have to watch it to join the rage friend.
>>1095897
don't watch it.
>>1095897
If you wanna watch a 1/10 RAW 2 weeks before WM then go for it.
>>1095897
worst of all time
Why is Fandango trending on twitter?
>>1095899
I don't do well with second hand embarrassment so I'll just read what happened..
>dedicate RAW to the memory of a dead 22 year old girl.
>Worst RAW in years.
>>1095781
RIP in piece, Harper
>>1095914
Didn't watch the show, what dead 22 year old girl?
>>1095920
dunno her. Mary Katharine Stewert. There was an in memory of before the main titles.
>>1095925
Died of shame.
>>1095919
I hope everyone gets injured at this point.
Zack Ryder got an after Raw interview.
>>1095926
Died of karma. WWE has been slowly torturing their audience for years
