Raw thread four
QUADRUPLE H
>>1094475
First for Big Bad Bo Daddy
Second for Yee
Xth for Fandango
My friends call me Quad.
/a/nime or de/a/th
>>1094507
Who /ass/ here?
He has served his time.
He has risen again.
MOAR NAOMI PLS YOU FUCK I KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE
Daily reminder CM Punk is still undefeated in the UFC
>>1094507
death desu
>>1094504
Why would Shane hire a jobber to face Taker?
IS BO THICK?
>>1094507
AJ is coming to my city in May
>>1094522
>Thick
>>1094515
so am I, and maybe you
is that you shamrock?
>Getting offfended someone posts a /pol/ image
>On 4chan of all places
haha
>>1094512
Right here fampai
>Fifth Harmony
Literally who?
I miss the original Mrs. Fandango. She was such a qt
>>1094475
Sonic?
>>1094527
THIS
>>1094522
when is bo going to lose his babyteeth?
>Not Spice Girls is singing a song at Wrestlemania
YOU SURE AS SHIT KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE GUYS!
>>1094514
Fine ya big baby.
>>1094512
Here, principal.
>>1094475
TALK ABOUT LOW BUDGET RAWS, NO HAITCH OR LESNAR, I'M OUTTA HERE
>>1094507
>5th Harmony
>performing America the Beautiful at Wrestlemania
Wow, fucking really? Its like we want to be made fun of forever...
>literal jobbers in the HoF
Wrestlemania its going to be complete trash god damn
>>1094532
My little sister marks out for that band.
YOU READY TO FANDANGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Literally who?
>5th harmony
Literally who?
>Stan Hanson
Who?
Fandango Jericho
WHY DO THEY USE THE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS THEME FOR THE HALL OF FAME THEME?
IS VINCE THAT CHEAP?
>JOBBER ENTRANCE FOR FANDANGO TO HIDE THE LACK OF REACTION
>>1094507
hi
>Chris Jericho
Who?
>Fandango: still employed
wew lad
Jimmy Wang Yang to HoF when?
>mfw Fandango
>>1094543
Nice flavor of the month meme girl m8
FANDANGO
A
N
D
A
N
G
O
that fuck up
The titantron just botched
stan hansen? is it required to induct like 10 people per year into the "hall of fame"?
Bob Orton and Stan Hansen are different people?
>>1094553
Imagine JBL's in-ring gimmick but done by an even fatter guy.
Actually after thinking about it I think I'd anal Paige and fuck Sasha instead
>>1094556
He's hiring 5th Harmony to perform at wrestlemania, there's ur answer
>>1094521
HHH beat Brock
HHH beat Sting
Brock beat Taker
Sting will beat Taker
Losing to HHH gives you the power to defeat Taker
>>1094556
Sounds more like Sasha Banks theme song without the lyrics.
>>1094572
>Whitest girl
>Biggest ass
>>1094575
He could've used Lillian.
STUPID MAN
>Fandango is still employed by this company
>fandango getting offense
YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
>I JOBBED TO YOU AT MANIA FOR NOTHING
>YOU IDIOT
>IDIOT
>>1094573
Yeesh
mfw an american was fat near me
>Fandango got taken off Dark match/House show duty
YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
>>1094539
Why she's so perfect?
Manny Fernandez for next Hall of Fame
What? you don't remember him either?
HEY DAD
LOOK AT ME DAD.
I'M OVER HERE.
LOOK. NO HANDS.
IT'S THE OTHER COOL DAD
>Y2JACKASS
FANDANGO GOT FUCKING BURIED
Fandango is so handsome~
So why couldn't they let Jericho lose from the distraction when they made AJ lose twice via that method?
>Jericho still wins
>AJ on the mic
>>1094581
Fair play m8
>the state of Fandango
>>1094588
Mfw I was fat near a europoor and ruined his day
>fandango has such a low power level he can't even get a win on a distraction roll up aka the most OP move in the league
why isn't he fired yet?
Savio Vega Hall of fame
>no one chanted
Where's that fucker that said Fandango was going over. Show yourself
>Fandango couldn't even get the win off a distraction
>>1094593
>perfect
Nah, she married Jay Uso.
>Jericho grabbing a tech guy as a human shield
top kek
>AJ on the mic
>the state of Fandango
I hate it when my dads fight.
sick bantz
>fandango can't even win off a distraction
R
I
P
WHAT IS CHRIS DOING TO THAT PRODUCTION GUY AHHAHAHAH
>that roadie getting yanked around by jericho
wut
>>1094600
Fandango is Haitch'd.
I hate it when dads fight :(
Who the hell was Jericho holding?
Alright guys, heres my contribution.
Feel free to update it as more legends add to Dean's quest inventory.
How do I stop myself from turning into a cool dad like Jericho?
>Tech guy corpsing
Santino Morella in Hall of Fame when?
>>1094613
lol
>the city of Fandango
>>1094623
Disco Stu
>The pointing at the sign gimmick
God its cringy
Who /y/ here?
>le no reaction man
>AJ STYYYYYYYYLES
>people hardly chant
I've been thinking about this for a few weeks now, who are "they" and why don't they none?
Nobody saw this coming.
Literally dead crowd
>AJ on the mic.
>the last Bong
Is AJ the worst signing since Sin Cara?
Wow AJ sucks on the mic
Shane's photo in he graphic for the Mania match looks so much like the JUST guy, I can't unsee it.
I've only just start watching this stuff in the past couple weeks.
Is Jericho just Dennis Reynolds but a wrestler?
why are we still doing Styles vs Jericho feud
it's not a bad matchup but just let Styles work with some other people already
>please respond
this fucking crowd hahahaha
>>1094642
Sami is worse desu
name 1 Jewish wrestler
>>1094632
Right here senpai
>>1094642
What about that Cowboy guy that they sent back to TNA?
>>1094639
I hear jokes get funnier the more you say them man.
>AJ on the mic
>P-PHILLY IS DA BEST CROWD
Fuck out of here
>>1094642
DON'T YOU EVER QUOTE MY JESUS TO ME
Just give the bastard a chant, he worked hard to get the WWE.
baka the only thing that could get a pop out of this crowd is if kurt angle just walked in and angle slammed everyone
>>1094650
Soldberg
>please chant aj styles
>they chant y2j instead
Jerigod
>>1094650
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG
>>1094650
Triple H
Have smarks abandoned all hope for AJ?
>>1094650
Bill Goldberg
>>1094656
i thought it was DONT EVERY DISRESPECT MY JESUS TO ME!
>>1094660
>>1094663
>Implying gays are accepted in the city of brotherly shove
>>1094652
His tag team partner might br WWE bound
>>1094663
have you had sex yet?
This lazy fucking crowd couldn't get a chant off if their lives depended on it. Like no one has gotten one. New Day and AJ hand the keys over and the crowd stares at em like they're fucking rubiks cubes
Did anything of intrest happen yet? Missed most of Raw
>AJ
>over
>>1094642
I really wish they would've played with the 2 sin caras more but dropping mistico for hunico was the right thing
>>1094650
Paul Heyman
>>1094650
Colt Cabana
Randy Savage
Billy Kidman
Dean Malenko
Barry Horowitz
>>1094674
AJ Styles vs KO
Ziggler name dropping botchamania
City of aj styles m8
>he's over
>>1094673
Because they're lame.
No one chanting along with that vanilla midget. lol
>the AJ Styles chant is a big part of the A2Jackass feud
>2 dead crowds in a row don't do it
You aren't recapturing the YES chant, Vince. Stop trying.
>have to turn Jericho heel to feud with AJ because WWE booked all its other heels to look like pussies
good work
>>1094673
Because AJ and New Day fucking suck
KURT ANGLE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>>1094674
>Raw
>anything happening
>>1094670
>NXT bound
and yea he might be, unless HHH wants to make an example out of him for turning down an NXT contract a few years back. I honestly do hope they pick EY, he is based as fuck.
>>1094678
This desu
>>1094687
this
>>1094650
Raven
>>1094681
wow sounds like fun times
lol is it a MMA fight or something
wow look at shane go
>>1094696
Tripfag cuck
>>1094689
New Day is stale and AJ is garbage
Fuck, I bet Shane would do better than Crying Manlet at UFC
Shane > CM Punk
Vince is bodybuilding; Shane is training to kill.
>These SUPER SERIOUS promos about Shane training and legends discussing his recklessness
>Not doing a silly as fuck training shit like when Shane trained Vince back in the Attitude Era
>>1094642
Not even close
God this will be the worst mania ever
>Shane vs fucking undertaker when sting said himself he is fine and wants to fight taker
Shane would probably win a UFC match before Punk
Phil Nurse is a weird ass looking dude
>>1094696
Back to /sp/ desu
Fucking Henzo on WWE tv what the fuck my negroes
if Shane doesn't win at mania this whole thing will just have been a huge waste of time
if he does win then Undertaker has to lose which is shitty especially if its his last match
how can they make it all work
you're gonna swing at me I'm gonna miss
>>1094706
Shane bought WCW so he has the power to control Sting to fight for him
>>1094700
Here's your (you)
Who the fuck can draw anymore? Last guys that did were Punk and Bryan.
>>1094687
Then who is good?
>>1094710
is that the ghandi looking dude?
>pretending Shane would have any chance vs Taker
He punches like a retarded child
>>1094706
sting is not fine
>this shill
>Jericho trying to get haitch out of his main event spot
Kek
Would you /asp/?
Shane and Taker are maineventing? Cool.
Roman Reigns is not in the Main Event at Wrestlemania. Jericho says Shane is main event.
>>1094704
>the fate of your company on the line
>"hey lets do some silly shit!"
come on smarks honestly think it out a little
>>1094696
Well, they're not going to show him doing German suplexes and 450 splashes are they?
>>1094702
His kicks and punches sure as fuck look better then Punk's.
>>1094725
No
Now fuck off
>>1094725
No, I'm not gay
>>1094680
Dean malenko was jewish?
How come they don't just say "If Shane wins, Undertaker retires"? Because we all know that's what's gonna happen.
>>1094706
>implying you aren't being worked
Is Mania gonna close by the Championship match or the HIAC match?
Call it now: Do they let Shane do an insane bump at mania and if so what is it?
>>1094721
Sadly they have to build it up somehow.
Hitting some bags in a fighting ring apparently shows he's ready
>>1094706
Sting v Taker? Ain't that a bitch. They had one fucking job
Shane will jump off the moon at WrestleMania 32.
>>1094725
Yes, god i am so sexually deprived.
Just give me any hole with some hair around it and i will go to town on it FUCK i am so HARD.
is /asp/ a codeword for anti-white?
Am I really supposed to boo Undertaker? Is that was WWE is trying to push on me
Do they really want me to boo an old man
>>1094719
Your mom
>>1094738
Taker throws him off the top of the cell through a table.
shane eating HGH like we eat Taco Bell?
its not like the WWE would make public any "failed drug tests" for shane-o-mac let alone any failed test unless it's a jobber they feed to wolves so they look proactive about stopping dajuiiceeee
>>1094720
yeah, that extreme close up of his face was strange as fuck
>>1094737
>IMPLYING Haitch isn't letting himself main event the biggest Wrestlemania of all-time
>>1094737
Roman Standing tall to a cheering crowd will close mania
>>1094737
title match for sure
HIAC will be before the divas match because it's fucking stupid and thats what WWE would do
>>1094735
That's been said for the past 5 years now
Its been leaked he's working after WM
>>1094735
Because muh sting
>>1094749
It would be good heel heat 20-30 years down the line when he's Vince's Age
>>1094750
Hey Vince.
>>1094753
This is a safe for work board, anon.
despedite de tu ip
Lillian used to be hot in the RA era.
Is there anything that KO can't do?
>KO is back out
>>1094734
Yes. That's why I mentioned him.
Based Fat Ass.
>>1094760
Lose Weight
TIME FOR BASED STARDUST
STARDUST OUTTA NOWHERE
THE MASTER RUSEMAN
>>1094760
lose weight?
>>1094743
ZACK RYDER INCOMING
BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY BASED CODY
>>1094741
Moon you say?
Jobber status so cemented they use it as a fake-out.
Zack Ryder coming out soon
Fucking Stardust
>>1094760
Eat a nutritionally balanced diet.
B
A
STADUST
E
D
SPEAKING OF BOTCHAMANIA
RYDER FOR IC CHAMP
tyler is coming
IT WAS A RUSE ALL ALONG AUSTIN
>KO picked jobbers to fight him
Based Fatass
>>1094714
They have to bring back a legend to defeat Taker. Kurt Angle might suffice
>>1094770
PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN!
So these three and the other 3 plus owens at mania i guess.
Mfw fat weeboo near me
>It's a yearly intercontinental title cluster fuck episode
>>1094776
kek
what a fucking savage
who's next gillberg
>botch cara
BASED SIN CARA
Stardust got zero reaction out there. It must be so awkward to walk out there and just hear crickets.
woo woo woo
>>1094778
This
ZACK RYDER ON RAW!
MARKING THE FUCK OUT!
