-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Triple H
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Kalisto
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
>Skype
>>1038166
Who are you quoting?
>>1038160
>this thread will be deleted or /wwe/ will have to be here
Fug
>>1038160
Slick pic
What new matchups would you guys like on the show? I've always wanted to see Kevin Owens vs Dolph Ziggler.
>>1038182
Naw, they wouldn't give away a match like that on free tv
Raw is in an hour, right?
>/wwe/ general just got deleted
>>1038160
>This list of champions
Feel like they just made kalisto US champ to say "Look everyone WWE is so progressive, we have a new Mysterio now!"
>>1038192
>/asp/ has mods
Was AJ the queen of cuck?
>>1038198
For the last 13 years John Cena has been pushed down our throats. Constantly being pushed to victory after victory all the while the announcers are telling us how much of an underdog he is. This has gone on for far too long, so long that Cena generates more heat than most heels in the company. The thought of having another Cena is enough to make any fan turn sour. Fuck Roman Reigns, his stupid hair, his dumb women and children that cheer him and Vince McHitler which shoves him down our throats. Ramen Rigs is a stupid asshole.
However this isn’t what made fans turn on him. This reason is still unjustifiable as booing a superstar because of a rumor that he may be booked like another superstar is just unfair. This isn’t fair in any form, luckily the fans stuck by Roman in a big way even after this rumor came about; some even cheering the idea that someone besides Cena would be pushed hard. This isn’t the only Cena related reasoning for not liking Roman Reigns that fans have managed to conjure up. Fuck Roman Reigns and his dumb hair and tater tots. Nakamura should be in the main event, not Raymond Wrongs.
TL;DR FUCK REIGNS
>>1038194
They really did it to attract the mexican market.
>>1038215
Also because they need somebody to sell lucha masks to little kids
>>1038217
That as well, yeah. Ever since Rey went they've desperately looked for a replacement.
Are we Rollin tonight boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwTSqcv37BE
SATURN ASCENDS
MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
RAW Pre-show is starting lads
Will the Rock show up tonight lads?
Who /PerrySaturn/ here?
>>1038218
Axelmania runs wild again next New Years.
# Bring back Axelmania #
Rusev giving away a car? Undertaker facing off with Shane? WILL THE CROWD GIVE ROMAN SYMPTHONY?! FIND OUT! - WWE XD
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
>>1038232
Lol if he does it better be an angle with the Wyatts
>>1038239
No sympy for Roman tonight
Where's the /wwe/ thread? should i make it?
>>1038246
of course, for the record, Roman only has one testicle, I stole one
>>1038248
Yes
>>1038249
awwww
>>1038249
Desperate as fuck.
>>1038249
JUST
>>1038255
>>1038255
>>1038255
>>1038250
Now you have 1 ball and 2 tater tots, son.
what's the /asp/ prediction on the Shane vs Taker angle?
>>1038259
More like 2 balls and one tot actually
>>1038258
fuck off
>>1038264
Taker will join Shane, Vince pissed will find someone else to fight in his name
>>1038269
Best Prediction right there actually
>>1038239
>XD
>>1038222
I will lose my mind if he comes back as anything but the Deadman. It's never gonna happen, but that era holds a special place in my heart
>trying to make Y2AJ a thing
Fuck off WWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKskeNth38
they team up with shane to fight the wyatts after mania
Who /fuckinburiedbylife/ here?
>janny forcing us to talk in tripfag circlejerk threads
just fucking kill me
>>1038306
You're a fucking pussy , man up
>>1038308
get the fuck over it
/wwe/ is dead
>Gibbs killed a man in cold blood with a sniper rifle
OH SHIT AGENT GIBBS NO
>>1038308
just leave faggot
>>1038308
I'm fucking losing it, lads
Stupid but fun theory: Taker tells Vince to fuck off you threatened to have my ex-wife gang raped and joins Shane. Other people Vince and the Authority join Shane. Seth Rollins joins, pissed at his run with the Authority, Daniel Bryan joins as the future Raw commissioner should Shane win, CM Punk's profile's gone back up on WWE.com, so CM Punk makes an appearance. Maybe he doesn't wrestle, but his joining makes waves and gets under the Authority's skin; everything he bitched about it coming true. Shit if we want to go deep lets get Chyna, for some real news-making material. Sunny's done porn, the excuse for keep Chyna away is gone. No one really gives a shit anyways, there would be a huge pop and it would be a great sort of final chapter on this story. Vince gets pissed, gets a new top guy (Cena??) and after losing Raw at Wrestlemania (Taker wins lols) Vince gets more aggressive with the material in order for Smackdown to get higher ratings then Raw. They've been testing that PG rating the last few months, I'm thinking they're doing away with it, at least some what.
Where it goes from that who fuckin knows I'm excited Taker is back
janitor brutality
>>1038308
Just remember that /woo/ is even worst
Tonight is the ______
>>1038309
bury yourself faggot
>>1038331
shite
>>1038308
who gives a shit
>>1038308
Who /a/ here?
>Gamethread erased again
RIP /WWE/
>>1038334
i want to discuss raw, not attention whores circlejerking themselves and retards responding to them and ruining threads
If I brought a sign that said "ROMAN IS A KEK" to a raw, would it likely get taken away?
Who /killallpedos/ here?
Damn did everyone get banned
>thread about neck snapping is fine
>Deleting our gamethreads
Janny needs his hotpockets
Well sorry /asp/ies blame the mod not us.
We're cucking you of your thread
Roman is gonna make an excellent heel.
>>1038161
Undertaker is based as fuck.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan #
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
>>1038336
hey there :3
So they're selling the Ramen nose injury to keep Ramen off tv so he foesn't get booed
That's pretty low
Is the money coming tonight?
>>1038340
You know there's a wheel in between your two mouse buttons that you can spin that allows you to move past posts you don't want to read, right?
>>1038341
>the c.u.c.k filter is back
Fuck
Janny you're a fucking newshit retard who should kill himself go ahead and ban me I'll turn my router on and off you useless piece of trash
Who /Misses/sp/AndForcedToPostInThisThread/ here??
Make a raw is /wwe/ on /sp/ guys
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30 MINUTE PROMO TIME
THANK YOU BASED HAITCH
>>1038340
that was literally the same thing as /wwe/ threads
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
Anyway rusev has an open challenge tonight
If its ryback or beeg I'll flip
HAHA, time for a 25 minute HHH promo.
HHH is over as fuck now that he (kayfabingly) destroyed Reigns
>the state of the current top baby face
>styles on the intro video
awesome
>>1038351
Get fucked Beato
It's a Triple H episode
>>1038356
No, the retard mods just forgot to take it off for all caps.
cuck
Cuck
KEK
>no matter how many tripfags we have, we're still better than woooo and squaredcircle
Feels good
This thread is like roman reigns
>back to authority openings
The belts looks amazing on HHH tho
>It's a triple H opens with a 25 minute promo episode
Fake injury fake.
>all the usual posters popping in
where the fuck do you guys go during the rest of the week?
YOU SEE THE THING IS ROMAN
>>1038372
>having case sensitive filters in the first place
>>1038352
He will still get booed at wrestlemania
>YOU SEE ROMAN, UHHH
>>1038380
Jerk off
>>1038336
QUITE FRANKLY
>wanting fans to boo you
>doing the d-x crotch chop
and we start with a 20 minute HHH promo
>trips blowing out wagekeks
ALL OF YOU HAVE AN AUTHORITY FIGURE (THE JANNY)
>>1038401
End yourself spic
Mods: "stop giving life to a dead board"
>>1038160
Did HHH take the redpill?
Rusev offering a Maserati for someone to powerslam him...Sounds like someone's s.a.w.f.t.
...too bad, I'm the only person who doesn't give two fucks about Enzo and Cass.
I'm gonna go take a shower for this promo to end quickly
>>1038383
fapping to Lisa Ann and pretending she's Steph tonight, thanks anon!
WELL YOU SEE, THE THING IS ROMAN
Everyone go to infinity chan, blissfag was right
>deletes the regular gamethreads
>doesn't delete the weeb avatar fagging
Why moderate a board you don't care to improve?
HHH making sure the crowd boos him this time
YOU MADE IT PERSONAL ROMAN
>>1038401
Kys
>>1038405
We should have our own board and ZOMark should be the mod because his diet consists of hotpockets already anyway
Oh god, Roman chants
Please end me
>Roman chants
bye lads
where is raw tonight?
>>1038413
that place is shit too
>>1038409
>Only "sports" airing are apehoop and furpuck.
See you at the Zika virus Olympics fag
>Roman marks
>dat failed roman chant
>Putting Roman on the shelf for the rest of Mania in fear of smark backlash
"Hey lets start with Tennessee. The markiest place in America."
>>1038428
>>1038428
>>1038428
>dat low energy chant
Reignsfans are a complete mess!
I wish they'd just sticky RAW and PPV threads as opposed to having about 9 of the on page 1 at the end of every WWE thing.
>>1038376
Fuck this shit, why can't they open with a goddamned wrasslin' match for once? I'm here to watch the wrasslin, you sports entertainment shitbags.
>>1038420
They were so weak it was pitiful
I hear Roman chants yet no one's mouth is moving?
so how empty is the stand behind the camera?
>tfw Roman free raw
[Muffled Roman chants in the audience]
RAW always has the worst crowds.
18+ when?
Is this Trump's platform?
>Those piped in Roman chants
fuck this company
>>1038404
you dont have to be this butt hurt let me rub it for you maybe itll feel better
Die Nashville!
Also is the money coming tonight?
>Roman Marks
Oh nevermind it's Nashville, Tennessee.
Fuck you, fuckin hicks.
>deanetty
>his dream of going to Wrestlemania
He just fucking main evented last year, fucking hell what's he got to dream about?
HE'S LIKE CRAZY AND JUMPS OFF STUFF
bruh who the fuck wants to see Triple H main event Mania in 2016
>>1038351
Well that's better than Rin.
>inb4 winner of dean v. brock enters the main event as a triple threat
>>1038415
Nashville not cheering our new face of the company Haitch
>>1038435
This has become the gamethread. Get over it.
WHATS THIS NUTCASE DOING
WHAT A MADMAN INTERRUPTING THE COO
Where we watchin' it tonight, boyos?
>Ambrose chants
Hey its wacky Deanetty!
>ate up with stupid
>Ambrose chants
REIGNS BTFO
>Dean literally wheeled out to deliver a message for his onee chan
>yall
WOW HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!
This fucking crowd Reigns and Ambrose chants. What a bunch of cucks.
BASED HHH
DEANETTY BTFO
>needing Dean to deliver your promos because you're an actual charisma vacuum
>>1038472
USA Network
>>1038460
>Basketball Americans calling someone cucked
>>1038494
Is there a stream?
>I was in a movie
Has anyone seen it?
Ambrose being used as Romans little buddy once again
Who /ambreigns/ here?
>>1038489
That was the weakest shit I've ever heard honestly
inb4 New Day deliver something even weaker and make an edgy le self-aware black people joke
Dean makes me cringe
please come back Seth
>>1038499
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/wwe-monday-night-raw-live-streaming
>Dean on shill duty
HHH we comin' for you, nigga.
How much of Triple H's promo was aimed at Punk?
>Large white guy in a black shirt with a Donald Trump hat on in the 1st or 2nd row.
>on camera
AHAHAHAAHHA
Warm garbage. Vince please die.
>>1038508
>Mod nowhere to be seen when these degenerates are posting
Please die janny
>>1038524
You mean WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump?
>>1038524
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Hahaha oh homophobia.
I'm hyped for Lesnar vs. Ambrose
wwe finally doing something right
DEANETTY GETTING BURIED
HE'S CRAZY
>Haitch breaking kayfabe again
>Haitch burying again
>DEANETTY KAYFABE BURIED
TOP KEK BASED HHH
TRIPLE H DEFENDING HIS TITLE AGAINST AMBROSE AT MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA LIVE EVENT CONFIRMED
TRIPLE H DEFENDING HIS TITLE AGAINST AMBROSE AT MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA LIVE EVENT CONFIRMED
TRIPLE H DEFENDING HIS TITLE AGAINST AMBROSE AT MARCH TO WRESTLEMANIA LIVE EVENT CONFIRMED
CRAZY MEME BTFO
HE'S CRAAAZY MAGGLE
>>1038526
Well at least it got deleted
>>1038359
done, look for chicago phil. the jannys will never know.
>>1038533
>Favorite Cartoon Character: Shawn Michaels
Shane O'Mac is the most over face in the WWE right now. I don't know if that is amazing or awful
THE TRUTH IS AMBROSE
YOU WERE NOT A FACTOR
Who /supertuesday/ here?
13 minutes into raw and zzzzzzzzz....
>>1038532
At the expense of making the wyatts seem even more retarded. But I digress, that match will be dope. Every match on the card so far is better than the main event.
Jesus christ dean is awful
HAHAHA HE'S ACTUALLY MENTAL THE MADMAN DEANETTY SO INSANE
>Smells like your mom
>>1038505
Cause you're humourless
This segment is so bad HOLY SHIT.
>>1038536
>with but a mere thought
Kek. Gets me every time
>Festivus sign
>>1038524
lol, now I can't unsee you fuck
>>1038413
At this rate it's gonna happen. Mods and janitors are getting more out of control since Hiro took over
>>1038539
This
>"That unfamiliar smell, its laundry and clean clothes"
AMBROSE BTFO
>>1038553
lel i thought i heard that
>>1038554
>posting whilst in the ring
I'm impressed, Hunter.
>>1038546
Based Haitch
FUCK OFF JANNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shit crowd Tbh
We are going to start shitposting in this thread. So /asp/ies go and help us to get our own GameThreads.
HOLY SHIT, JUST BRING OUT SHANE O MAC AND TAKER ALREADY.
>It's a Triple H buries someone's kayfabe episode
>>1038563
New gamethread
IF THEY WERE GONNA DO THIS WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST HAVE DEAN WIN AT FASTLANE FFS
>>1038547
Sanders better fuckin' lay the smackdown.
>you can't beat him chants
There's a -14% chance the title will change hands
>People sayng this is bad
>When this right now is far better bants than 'Baleeb dat Suffing Potato Tots Succotash baby girl. WOOOOOOOOOOOO'
Only these fucks can make pro wrasslin' boring. Fuck this goddamned shit.
>mfw no Texas Deathmatch booked at WrestleMania.
>You can't beat him
Holy shit the cringe. Dean is basically a punching bag for everyone and thinks he can beat Trips. HOOOOOK
>Yes chants
They're really annoying when Bryan isn't involved.
This janitor is fucking retarded
Dean is pretty shit desu
>>1038567
no. you just sit and watch raw with us.
Dean is taking the spotlight from Roman, about goddamn time.
>The state of Dean cutting promoes
And this clown is over?
>>1038580
You made a threaf yet bro?
It's amazing how Trips patterns of speech and the rhythm he adapts in promos manages to drag everyone down to his boring level.
Shit thread.
Shit RAW.
It's like pottery.
QUITE FRANKLY AMBROSE
IN THAT TRIPLE THREAT
YOU WERE JUST THE JOBBER
YOU SEE DEANuuuhhhhh
THE FACT OF THE MATTER ISuuuhhhhh
>>1038580
Fuck it, just ruin this thread for the /asp/ies
JESUS CHRIST LET US KEEP OUR THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dean legit getting buried tonight
oh shit
Fucking Dean man
League of boring
>>1038591
pretty much
>League of nations
>>1038572
Because they want Roman to Main Event Wrestlemania, but still want the program to have some heat, so they're throwing the actual over one (Dean) against Haitch in hopes it rubs off and gives Roman last-minute leech-over.
Why do people like Deanetty again?
>Dean is good at promos
He's a literal memer
>League of nations
pls no
>The League of Filler matches
league of nations is still a team?
Auugh!
>It's a League of Nations vs Ambrose match
I just wanna talk about wrestling but janitors keep making the thread about them
