>Millionare
>Longest reigning WWE champion of the modern era
>10/10 wife
No wonder you all hate him. He's a success and you're not.
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
Oh no! I lost my AJ Lee folder, please help me, /wwe/!
Nice thread Phil
>>1326021
The pepsi logo is a retarded tattoo.
>>1326021
fuck off phil
>>1326096
>6'2
lol
THANK YOU PUNK!
THANK YOU PUNK!
THANK YOU PUNK!
>>1326156
Nice dick in your mouth faggot, shouldn't you be writing a negative review for that burger joint that kicked out the fat kike?
amazing he made any money looking like shit and not being athletic, no ufc fight yet, not a natural athelete like Brock, lashely, or batista
>>1326203
You're right, he is amazing.
>>1326203
>batista
>natural
>>1326210
Naturally athletic, they all roid, I'm sure cm punk has or done so too despite looking like a pillowcase filled with shit
>>1326203
>Lashley
The ninja turtle? And by ninja I mean, NiGgEr!
>>1326021
>Undertaker calls Punk unprofessional for not dressing like a champ
>Punk makes an excuse about Cena not dressing professionally
>Punk loses title, thanks to based Undertaker
>>1326166
Kek this.
Phil is lucky if hes even
5' 10"
Still worked mid card while champion
>>1326506
wut
>>1326506
AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM
>>1326506
Is this real?
>>1326506
That's a shop... right?
