Objectively speaking, CM Punk is one of the greatest of all time.
>Banged half the diva's locker room and married a 10/10
>Went over Cena multiple times and sold more merch than him
>A god on the mic, never had a bad promo
>Played by his own rules and spoke out against Vince and HHH and still maintained UPPER CARD.
>Self-made millionaire who left on his own terms to join UFC.
Say it with me /asp...
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Didn't he marry a Pajeet ladyboy?
>>1308131
he married a underaged pajeet lady boy
>>1308110
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>So much of a faggot his dad became an alcoholic before he was even born
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>married a 10/10
come on son
>>1308214
Are you gay bro?
>>1308232
Is he? Because that looks gay.
WRESTLERS WHO MARRIED WELL IN THE BUSINESS POWER RANKINGS
1. Triple H
2. Undertaker
3. Cody Rhodes(rip in peas)
4. Daniel Bryan(rip in peas)
5. Edge(rip in peas)
6. The Miz
7. Tommy Dreamer
8. Shawn Michaels
500. CM Punk
99999999999999. Brock Lesnar
∞: Marc Mero
>>1308240
>Undertaker
>Married well
>>1308266
>>>/lgbt/
>>1308240
Brock Lesnar should be way higher, Sable looks even hotter than she did years ago.
I didn't even know Michaels was married.
>>1308351
Sunny > Sable
it's not even close
>>1308366
Shit, Sable didn't age as well as I remembered.
>>1308110
When's the fight phil?
>>1308240
Beth Phoenix looks like a grandma
>>1308196
I love this copy pasta, it just keeps growing.
>>1308240
Kek who did Tommy dreamer marry
>>1308110
Literally the best all around pro wrestler since SCSA, in terms of drawing, work rate, PPV Feuds, mic work...Just the complete package.
Miss ya punk
>tfw you know punk is never coming back to mainstream pro wrestling
>>1308110
when's your fight phily!
>>1308496
hi phil
>>1308240
I wonder how Shawn's wife feels about his homosexual encounters with Vince?
>>1308240
>kevin owens/steen not top 5
What is this
>>1308505
keyword being in the business
