this is the most innocent thing i've read. no, nothing will happen if you smoke weed once. you need to smoke it a fuckton of times for something to happen.

>>17293091
If you do it regularly, yes. Once, no.

Im a daily weed smoker who plans on quitting for the fall school year.

I find it makes me lazy. Nothing cognitive though.

>>17293097
Sweet! Hell yeah!

>>17293091
No, yes, no
Have fun

>>17293091
No, it won't. Just use it responsibly like alcohol (though weed is much safer body-wise). Here's your checklist when you start:

>start in the afternoon/evening when you have no responsibilities.
>have a friend who's smoked before come over and hang
>have lots of snacks on hand (chips, apples and peanut butter, strong cheese, etc. Eating while high is really fun) and lemonade, tea, or juice.
>Smoke a 2-5 hits, wait a half hour before doing more. DO NOT do edibles the first time, it'll be way too intense. This high should last a couple hours.
>have a fun, light tv series on (Attenburough documentaries, MST3K, Bob's Burgers, Xena, etc)
>wear comfy clothes and get a soft cuddly blanket. Petting a kitty is recommended.
>if you have the chance, cap or have sex while high. A-freaking-mazing.
>don't drive or do anything you wouldn't do while drunk. But going on a walk/looking at art is recommended.

Have fun, even do it regularly, just don't make it your life :)

>>17293335
*fap or have sex

>>17293091
Dude give it 20 years and you wont remember what the fuck you went upstairs for all the time

>>17293335
Also don't do dabs the first time. Smoke bud ONLY.

Do not smoke 2-5 hits. Smoke ONE hit. (nobody hits pipes anymore, they hit huge bongs)

>>17293345
Good point, I'm a pipe man almost exclusively. If bong, less hits.