Problem is, I dont have one. atleast not one that she would like to know
She talks about telling her something I wouldnt tell anyone, I know she wants to get off of it.and no, she doesnt want to know about my past relations, shes clear on that.
Im okay with making shit up, but I still dont know what to tell her, pls HALP
>>17271027
You stole like 5 bucks from work or some petty crime
Tell her something disturbing you've jerked off to
>>17271041
Don't do that
I diddddd, to which she said "I need high level stuff maynn"
I mean I told her about my petty crimes
>>17271048
Then say you've been a goodie two shoes for most of your life and there is nothing to hide
>>17271048
that's enough. This is a trap OP. She wants to know because she has a huge secret and looking for equivalency and whatever you tell her she will judge you. She is trying to tear you down.
>>17271071
This, it's so fucking obvious OP.
You better tell her about that time you reverse-gangbanged 20 girls if you don't want to be cucked.
>>17271071
It's either this or she's doing what girls and girl friends do: they gossip and share secrets. My first thought is she's trying to become closer with opie on some level, in a way she knows how
I wish it was the prior, but Ive known her my whole life, and its not that.
She just wants to be closer, I know that for sure. Though I wish I could tell her about the time I reverse gangbanged 20 girls
>>17271095
Tell her you have a shrine of Cthulhu in your closet
>>17271095
Can you two laugh about how you're such a good person together? Then offer to go out and do bad stuff together? So you can MAKE secrets to tell her
dude, THANK YOU!
she'd still want something though :d