Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say. Things seem really weird though. Should I bring it up with her or will she just move on?
>>17269420
>with a mask and snorkel on
lmao
why?
She's probably into it
Don't be a fag and ask her
Then have sex
>>17269436
Seconding this. Could be a new beginning. Don't be a pussy.
>>17269420
Alright dude, I'll bite. What's with the snorkel and mask?
>>17269420
o i am laffin
>>17269420
Your girlfriend is cool, your relationship is fine, and I'm laughing my ass off.
Bring it up if you want to involve her in snorkel-play somehow. Take her to the beach and go scuba-diving. It doesn't have to be weird
>>17269420
Explain please.
>>17269420
>Baked chicken
Oooh that sounds delicious but im getting cold vibes from this post perhaps next time wear some mittens then maybe the dinner will be more satisfying otherwise your gf is ignorant as fuck didnt even check to see if you were drowning
>>17269432
>>17269464
>>17269475
I have a fetish for underwater POV porn.
>inb4 does that really exist
It's niche but I've been collecting it for years. My main folder is approaching 30gb
>>17269443
>>17269474
Ok thanks I guess I'll just jokingly bring it up.
>>17269483
You sound awesome. There is no way this couldn't be fun as hell in bed.
>>17269483
>My main folder is approaching 30gb
you can't make a claim like that and not post proof
>>17269483
Not jokingly. Next time you're having sex, just bring out the snorkel and explain what the whole deal is. It sounds like a pretty harmless fetish, I'm sure she'd be willing to indulge it if it can involve her somehow
>>17269495
>he brings out the snorkel and explains
>they fuck in the shower with the water running and his snorkel on
top kek
>>17269489
>>17269495
Do you think I'd be going too far if I mentioned that I really want her to give me a footjob whilst wearing flippers? She's really good with her feet already but I'm not sure if this is a stretch too far lol
I appreciate the help anons I understand this may seem a bit weird
this thread is fucking gold
you go OP, your gf seems cool as fuck
>>17269505
i'd just question the effectiveness
it would be clumsy and probably won't feel as good as you imagine it would
>>17269505
Couldn't hurt her in any way, could it? If you're persuasive and she's a good girlfriend, you could probably make that happen. Just be aware that that shit works like "The Godfather." One day, and this day might never come, she's gonna ask you for a favor...
>>17269516
and that favor is to let tyrone rail her up the ass in a pool while you watch submerged in water DON'T DO IT SNORKEL MAN
Let's... just start with the snorkel in the bathtub for now haha... Then we can move on to flipper fapping.
OP is godtier
Keked.
OP, your gf sounds chill as fuck mate.
Like she just saw you doing you, and went, 'mmm.... okay, cool, I'mma just be in here a minute while you do your stuff'.
Alternatively, your girlfriend is really smart and evil, and now has leverage over you. She'll play nice for now because you're useful to her.
But when she's pissed, the whole world's gonna know you're a pussy diver.
Actually, look her straight in the eye and say that. Tell her "I was fantasising about being sea deep in a tonne of pussy". Don't smile or laugh, just give her a cold hard stare as you say it.
Pause.
Then smile.
>>17269505
Small steps, snorkelbro, small steps.
Honestly, just go for it. I was dating my girlfriend for 2 years (2 fucking years) and I always kept my 'kinkier' side hidden. She was travelling off the continent for a year for an internship and I felt the relationship going to shit so I stopped caring and I started showing all my kinkier sides in bed and she was totally into all of it.
Two fucking years wasted being worried what my girlfriend thought before it was too late.
Just go for it man, most girls are up to more shit than you would think.
This thread cheered my day.
Thank's OP, also underwater/partially underwater sex is hot as hell.
Just talk abut it so you don't feel weird and tell her you find it kind of shameful. She doesn't sound like she'll give a shit.
I'm g-going to marry snorkel-chan! B-Baka!~
