Is it a good idea to put some hard-boiled eggs up my ass?
Yes. Do it.
Then eat shit and die.
>>16985480
let me know how it feels. also, it will probably fall part as youre shoving it in there. you need to go to costco and buy a pack of those pre-harboiled eggs. they are all lubed up and shit.
>>16985480
Dude just eat them. They are fucking delicious.
Put some salt on em? DAAAAAMN DAMN DAYUUUUM
>>16985593
Paprika too, goes great with eggs.
Yes. But make sure they're free range. Colonel Sanders approves.
Source: I have six hard-boiled eggs up my ass right now and it feels so good.
no, just fap to some weird egg insertion related furry porn instead to get it out of your system
send me a pic "wink"