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She's a hoe and has sent noods to niggas b4. What are some
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She's a hoe and has sent noods to niggas b4. What are some alpha techniques so I can fugg her. Or at least get noodz.
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alpha techniques are: being attractive, and not being a nerd
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>>16969037
Nigga don't even. I know a guy who looks like a fish and pulls hella. Somone give me real answers.
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ok, let's do it in person then so i don't fall asleep

figure out how to say that in your children lingo
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Tbh she seems really stupid and if you kept insulting her like that it'd prob work easily. Good luck to ya m8.
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>>16969037
such shit advice. i know plenty of atractive guys that get nowhere with girls because they are socially retarded.
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Are you actually black though
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>>16969056
Yeah so just keep insulting her until she hops on my dick?
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>>16969066
Yaah
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>>16969069
Belittling her normie whore ass seems to be working for ya, yes. I'd say go for it mein negar. Easy normie puss.
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>>16969072
fuck off nigger
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>>16969078
ReeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>16969078
After I get my dikk wet.
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>>16969077
she isnt a normie. she is a ghetto btich. most women are not stupid and easy.
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>>16969093
Well, that's my impression of her. I'm the least ghetto thing to ever walk this Earth lol.
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She's geddin salty wat do? I'm thinking of ignoring her for a while to increase neediness.
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>>16969046
for one quit talking like a nigga. You do realize either the dude comes right out and ask for nudes or the woman sends them unsolicited hoping it brings her some dick. Playing pen pal by chat gets you nothing but a buddy
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>>16969104
why the could be better you just fucked yourself over lmao
or just be like "well if I had more maybe I could judge better"
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>>16969104
>u know im playan, you fine <name>
then ignore her for like thirty minutes
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>>16969104
The ignore technique is a classic. Strong niggerty at work here, I like it.
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>>16969104
lol "could be better tho" you are not meant to be a complete dick. you are meant to be cheeky and in control. she is obviously a silly bitch but saying shit like that is just insulting.
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>>16969104
'what do you mean, i'm talking about the pics'

come on man this is easy
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>>16969109
This makes me seem indecisive and like I care what she says but could be seen as playful while this >>16969107 seems predictable and kinda thirsty but could work. Decisions decisions.
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>>16969118
see your posts everywhere, selfie with timestamp?

>>16969104
bro you fucked up, you dont dis a chick you just make her feel like you know she isnt the best. you have to be subtle. a better response would have been

>cause i saw your booty pics
>i know you can do better though, better pics i mean.

your talking down to her but you arent insulting her directly. if you are trying to get nudes then you gotta be slick. subtlety and nuance is key. you gotta know youre better but never come off like you are strong enough for her to notice.

apologize but dont say sorry like this >>16969109 and you should be back in the game. ignore her more and act like less of a nigger. (but still subtly a nigger nawmean?)
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>>16969136
How about "U rite it was prolly just the angle u took it."
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>>16969136
Story time, I came here for advice on my wisedom teeth after almost a year gone from 4chan and being put inside a mental ward. I barely sleep and you guys need serious help. It makes me sad, I mostly get REEEEED at because I'm not single tho. Gives me a good ol' giggle. I've been awake for like 24 hours now? Sleep is for the weak.
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>>16969153
doesnt work in this context. try
>hey hey i meant the angle you took it at
dont apologize, youre better than her
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ITT we all niggers

>>16969153
lame af blood

>>16969109
this nigga know what he doing, just don't add the name part
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>>16969173
me too with the sleep, also reeeee.
selfie timestamp yo.
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>>16969183
>don't add the name par
the fuck are you talking about faggot? bitches love to read their name, its special because its just for them and no one else.
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>>16969187
It's in an as a femanon thread around here somewhere. I'm too lazy to find it myself. Fucking no one wants to talk to a girl that's taken.
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>>16969192
Not in this context
Just say "you fine bby"
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>>16969193
>tfw tripfag pegasus wanted to talk to my girl but she was taken

>>16969204
maybe your right. where the fuck is OP?
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>>16969215
OP is probably jacking his negro peen to that ghetto girl rn. Let's be honest with each other here.
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>>16969223
>pretending OP has a cock
kek.
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>>16969223
Right here I'm gonna ignore her til bout an hour or so. A little background:she was a bitch to all her friends and now has none (save for a few orbiters) so I'm trying to play off of her dependacy issues.
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>>16969232
Then you're already there my dark knight. You've got the skills. All you need to do is wait.
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>>16969244
this chick knows whats up.

>>16969232
we are here for you if you need the skillz again
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>>16969244
Sp to be clear how to I nurture further Dependancy and better yet how should I go in for the kill. And yes I'm aware I sound dumb but dumb bitches love it when you act like a nigger. I hate doing it but it's the only way.
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>>16969260
like i said, subtly talk down to her and never directly insult her or apologize. talk about how shes fine and shit and only really talk to her when she is talking about her body. talk about how you liked the pics a bunch and whatnot and eventually she'll send some riskayy ones ten just ask for more and talk about how great they are/were but how they could be better hotter sexier etc
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>>16969260
Just ignore her and be aloof. Act like a big nigger dick and she will totally wet herself over you. I have a nigger lover sister who works the EXACT same way with her nigs.
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>>16969283
I hear aloof alot explain to dis dumb nig.
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>>16969312
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>>16969273
>>16969312
Pretty much what that guy said. Act like you're not really interested, but a subtle cock. All these fucking captchas are making me wanna go outside the the happy trees. HUEHUE
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>>16969317
No but like how to act the part.
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>>16969329
b0ss you're giving me cancer, just act like a stereotypical nigger. it shouldn't be that hard, you just gotta be patient
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>>16969329
I'm naturally aloof, basically don't give too much of a fuck about people, but just enough that they still want to talk to you.
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>>16969329
okay dude you want a walk through? post your screenshots to this folder on drive

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bzl4k2mPXNyxRXdBMWw3S0htUFk&usp=sharing

me n tom cruise and whoever will give you tips with a doc. but you gotta share gets
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>>16969377
OK when I text next I'll tell u.
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>>16969377
Idk if this was the rite move.
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>>16969727
The actual fuck is wrong with this woman.
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>>16969746
How are you gonna respond?
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>>16969753
I'm not sure. I work better with suggestions. Somone propose an idea.
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>>16969757
>lol u wild ilu 2 boo

See if that works.
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>>16969760
I guess it didn't.
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>>16969760
She hasn't responded
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>>16969880
It's over OP. What you need to do is fake your own death, change your identity and move to South America.
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>>16969883
Chances are hes already from South America with the way he types.
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>>16969889
I think he's just doing an impression of a black guy based on rap videos on vevo and blackpeopletiwtter.
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>>16969215
I will literally talk to anyone if they aren't rude

just not tonight

cause i got a shit ton of hw
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>>16969215
Yours too?
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>>16969215
Pegasus f'd yo bitch
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>>16971551
Shieeeeeettt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjgU4EypX0w
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aye we want to see some pics of her
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