My gf txt'd me that she felt unwell while cleaning the bathroom and that her lungs were burning and she felt dizzy. I came home and I think she's dead. Now I'm feeling really dizzy.
Ambulance on it's way.. did she make swamp gas?
probably mixed ammonia and bleach
>>16949935
Bleach and ammonia and agitating it by scrubbing?
Yep.
OP here.. she's dead. I have to go.
>>16949956
>came back to post this
>>16949935
>lungs burning
>dead gf by side
>vision tunnelling
>last gasp
>grab phone
>press 'Post'
>die happy to live blog it on 4Chan
As phone falls from dead fingers the screen says
"You didn't solve the captcha"
God damn
>>16949956
Please do give us an update on blogspot.muhlyfe.com
>>16949972
hahahahahahahahaha
