>>16766638
Enjoy your herpes while getting some real problems you need advice for.

>>16766638
Come clean to both of them and lead an honest life.
If troll, consider why you made a post looking to incite people on an anonymous imageboard.

>>16766638
Yeah I wish I could watch the trainwreck that your life has a potential to become. It'll be great.

>>16766665
They're both clean

>>16766677
What good is it to tell them?

>>16766679
Why would you wish anything like that?

>>16766695
Because I feel like you're probably a bad and dishonest person. It may be presumptuous but still I'll take satisfaction in the thought that horrible things may happen to you.

>>16766638
Kill yourself

as long as you're not lying and telling them you're being exclusive, AND you're not implying that you are being exclusive, this is fine.

Go out with whichever one you'd prefer on saturday and make an excuse for the other.

>>16766726
We aren't exclusive but I think the birth control thing from girl 2 is a move for wanting exclusivity. I think saying no to her isn't an option. Saying no to a condom free fuck date is too suspicious. Do you think dating one in the morning and the other in the afternoon will work?

> Tell girl 1 you can't meet up
> Meet girl 2
> Get that pussy
> ?????
> PROFIT!!!

>fuck girl 1
>have friend call you at a set time and tell you you need to come to his house right away because (dad just died / mom was captured by ISIS / he has just found the cure for cancer / he needs you to pick up concert tickets for him because theyre under your name)
>tell girl 1 you're sorry but you gotta bounce out early, it's an emergency
>go home and wash the pussy juice off your lil dirty dick
>meet up and spend the rest of the day with girl 2

By "just" got on birthcontrol, do you mean within the last week?
You're supposed to give it some time to kick in, might not be a good idea to forget the condoms yet.

>>16766787
No its been almost 2 weeks now. Doctor said to wait a week at least.

>>16766774
Already told girl 1 I might have something business related come up during Saturday (which is true), but she doesn't want to meet on Sunday due to the super bowl and I don't think she'll be into me leaving and me meeting up again.

>>16766773
I haven't seen girl 1 lately and she won't be available the next two weeks. I'm worried she'll become disinterested if I pass on a date this weekend.

>>16766826
Oh well, who cares? If she's liable to lose interest that quickly, just find a replacement. You can just plow girl 2 in the meantime.