My wife is talking to other guys too much for my liking. With past girlfriends, I would just dump them if they pissed me off. I'm going to lose half my shit if divorce my wife. I tried choking her but that left some light bruising.
Normally it irritates the shit out of me when people post this, but ...
... this is bait.
Saged, not bumping this.
Solar plexus ;^)
>>16624460
Walk behind her while she's walking and kick one of her feet. She's a real klutz.
>I'm going to lose half my shit if I divorce my wife
Should have signed a pre-nup. You're fucked. You can't divorce, so I guess you could threaten to hurt her if she divorces you and just get another girlfriend. E.G. Fuck up some guy she talks to (make sure he's not her dad) "This'll happen to you if try to divorce me."
Just some advice. Also, figure out a better troll.
>>16624460
Hit her with your erect penis in her face until she bleeds.
>>16624460
Rear naked chokes leave no bruising.
Water-Boarding doesn't either.
Best bet is psychological torture, like restraining her with cloth wriststraps until she complies.
>>16624460
not gr8 b8 m8
0 battered womens/10
With words.
