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Old Thread: >>413662
For the love of all that's holy and sacred, please share any and all Susie porn that you find/ make.
I'm starting a collection.
>>431846
kay
Someone posted this last thread.
Hoping for a translation.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/912853/b1bc73d8f2/
>>431887
I need a torrent of this.
So much lowbrow lasciviousness.
How about a little romance, guys?
>>431995
Black ties and evening gowns.
A little music.
A little dancing.
>>431840
Sauce?
>>432008
>a little dancing
Sounds good to me!
>>431887
>Guy fucks a robot until it turns into a squid chick.
huh.
>>432052
Yeah.
>>432234
XJ-6 is :3
The R. Wakeman Chronicle
>part 1
>>432283
>part 2
>>432285
>part 3
>>432287
>part 4
>>432289
>part 5
>>432290
>part 6
>>432291
>part 7
>>432400
>part 8
The End
Why are SD gundams so lewd?
We need more Metal Gear mecha lewds!
Rosy~<3
Is there any good animated or real porn of robots?
The closest thing I can think of is like warframe webms and that might not count.
>>432506
>real porn of robots
Good luck with that, palbert. Nearly every video I found of robot porn was either women pretending to be sexbots, women with fuck machines, or Zone's XJ-9 parody. The world's apparently just not ready for clang clang.
Also for Warframes, I'm sticking with the idea that they're remote controlled suits.
>>432506
There is a vid made by 3dgspot called doppleganger. It is good robot femdom.
>>431995
Romance is nice too.
Always be sure to properly upgrade and maintain your robofu.
>>432020
http://applefatdotgov.tumblr.com/post/138999278091/progress-progress-looking-fancy-i-guess-her
Because clicking and dragging into google images is hard, apparently.
Reposting an anon's GLaDOS OC from last thread.
Fuck we need more GLaDOS x male test subject
>>432831
>femdom glados
RIGHT IN THE FETISH
>>432052
Now I'm thinking of that in case comic where it was a ballroom dance and Abraham Lincoln showed up. Or maybe it was a different artist, but still same concept.
>>432750
Tell me about it.
Does anyone got Ssocrates's silanthropus pic?
>>431995
Here's hoping that when robo-wives become a reality, they'll do more than just chores and us.
>>432857
ayy
>>433211
>SSocrates Sahelanthropus
G-Guys? I'm scared. If that exists...I'm not sure my dick will survive.
Guess who!
Who wants to see these girls in their swimsuits?
>>433396
sure
>>433424
Sweet!
>XJ5, being a floating head with no body, gets an oversized t-shirt with a swimsuit graphic.
>>433427
>XJ6 is always looking for an opportunity to step out from XJ9′s shadow, with a high-cut 80′s bikini.
>>433430
>XJ7 doesn’t have the confidence to even try wearing a bikini, and settled for wearing a fairly plain one-piece. She didn’t even want to be there.
>>433434
>XJ8 doesn’t care about the impression a micro-bikini leaves on others. It covers what’s required, and thats all that matters.
>>433435
Jenny forgoes a bathing suit.
And her exosuit.
>>433458
>no human could survive bathing in hot oil
>you can't join her
Fuck.
>>433466
>she's not waterproof
>she can't join you
Double fuck.
>>433466
>>433498
Depressing.
>>433541
Brah why would you post that here
Well, if you don't mind
>>433548
That's fucking HORRIFYING
>>433555
I still came for a year
Just gave in and watched fireball + fireball charming, very funny, and drossel is hot. I wish there was more.
>>433548
I think we do mind; this is a porn dump thread so an image we can't get off to is a wasted post here
Thanks whoever dumped all that bonkle porn, i love it.
>>434878
>censored
You fucking retard please kill yourself
>>435242
>Dolores will never daydream about you
>Very erotic feeling
>Person seems to have either not made a finalized version or didn't post it
Such is life.
>>431846
a deal's a deal, kirby!
How do we feel about monitor heads?
How do we feel about robot pyjamas?
How do we feel about snuggling robots?
>>436418
Love them.
Think it's comfy as fuck.
Would fucking love to.
>>436418
Prefer humanlike heads.
Not sure why they would need them since they never sleep.
Wholeheartedly approve of.
>>436593
You ever played chibi-robo?
>>436418
snuggling robots and pj's sound great.
>>436418
>monitor heads
A+
>robot pyjamas
5 stars
>snuggling robots
10/10
http://blakeroats.deviantart.com/art/Skype-Gal-570813999
>>436418
>monitor heads
Strange looking and difficult for humans to adjust to, but expressive and functional for human interaction in the extreme. Very useful.
>Robot pajamas
Problematic due to heat insulation. However, fleece pajamas can be helpful for interacting with humans by giving them a buffer between themselves and a hard outer casing.
>snuggling robots
th-this communication is terminated!
>>434305
I wonder if he was inspired by Myrs from MTG when he made this character. Since the heads look pretty close.
>>434918
I have some toy Bonkle shit, so I'll dump a few.
>>436836
I got more and will post more if people ask.
>>436794
>>436837
Do it.
>>436794
Why do I love this so much? They look so comfy.
>>436609
The first one, anyway.
Anyone know of a comic about two cop bots doing overtime and they get to talking about past jobs and the dude bot was a porn bot? Trying to find it again
>>436944
>tfw you will never hang out with your friends in your giant robot friend's big, soft, sexy belly
>>436840
>>437259
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Teamspeak-and-Skype-Comm-584496109
>>437348
>Skype: just chilling with her user friends
>Teamspeak: a horrible stomach ache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rAbt3HO5J4
Humans are bad. );
>>437265
http://exhentai.org/g/805151/364c25e9d1/
>>433498
At least her problem's solvable thanks to science.
>>436418
Robot pajama party?
>>437348
...JOHN CENA!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2G2w77jrayw
>>436794
>>436840
>>437259
>>437348
>>437415
This guy does good robots.
And he introduced me to the idea of fat robots, which I love.
>>437568
Same. Vore normally kills my boner, but these, however, I like. Something about those stomachs look comfy to float around in.
Caring for your M-0E's AI System
In addition to maintaining the M-0E's hydraulics and weapon systems, the AI must be supported as well. M-0E's can't directly communicate, except through their base terminal and hand signals, so it is important to be considerate, friendly, and kind to the M-0E. They are essentially fellow soldiers, and should be treated as such. However, there are a few things to take note of when using a M-0E:
They often refer to themselves as "her". Please use the proper gender pronouns.
Compliment them regularly. Anything from a new paint job to current armament.
Buy them cute things. Despite their size, their small retractable claws in their hands allow them hold small items.
Invite them to parties, or nights out. They will always decline, often claiming they have to "defragment their hair", but they greatly appreciate the sentiment.
They -will- refer to their primary operator as "baka" and the commanding officer as "senpai", regardless of usernames.
>>437632
Cute/sexy war machines a best.
>>437639
Damn straight.
>>437639
Imagine trying to teach one love when all it can think about is death and destruction.
>>437134
You remember you could get pajamas in that game too.
>>437661
It'd be worth it, though.
>>437682
>>437683
For a second I thought this was a girl version of Megas.
MORE ROBOCHUB!
MORE SIZE DIFFERENCE!
MORE!
>>437827
Both?
>>437884
UNF
PLEASE MORE
>>438117
Here's the short one, Sine, though nothin' lewd of her. Or her lanky friend.
>>437695
You know I just realized no one has drawn porn of that gaint robot chick that the junkyard guy day dreamed about in the episode where they go to that junk planet. I think the cockpit was in the middle of her chest.
>>438404
Got some snaps for ya.
>>438484
Check out Darleeeennn.
>>437922
Sauce? Its real hard to find new spiral knights porn drawings that aren't about gremlins.
Hey RoboSecksBot dev, if you're still around, are you planning on an Android port? My tablet's not a complete porn device without some Unity smut.
>>438484
two of my biggest fetishes, macro and robots. Nice.
>>439642
It's a shame there's not more giant robot porn.
>>439022
Sure. Its easy as balls in unity
>>439717
ill never know why but the idea of a robot bearing children gets me rock hard every time.
>>436938
Sorry for the delay, it's not delicio, it's delivery.
Surprise bondage!
All tied up.
Sorry for the image size btw. I'll resize them to be better next time.
Might not look very roboty but AlphaGo just beat lee sedol and somene drew porn of it.
>>440973
I'd make that shark lego/Bionicle girl if I knew the peices.
>Fleshlight Freaks have been discontinued
Well where am I supposed to get a robot/xeno themed masturbation sleeve now.
>>441627
bad dragon
>>441706
http://pochincoff.tumblr.com/
>>441744
Son I'm not made of money. All their fleshlights are like $130 and I'm not looking for fake animal puss right now.
>>442555
I heard /jp/ or some other board has a onahole general thread. You can go check them for the best ones out there.
>>441627
ayy lmao
ordered the vibrating robo-onahole like last year
pretty wurf the $60
Anybody know who made this cutie? This is the only pic of her.
>>443170
At least there's still Amazon for hope. So pricey, though.
>>437640
I...I've been lazy.
But now is sleep time. Will get back to my failure to deliver later.
>>443922
Pretty much that, beb
>>441627
Friskybeast.Com has a robot/xeno themed fuckhole and dildos.
>>443868
...I'm having difficulty figuring out what's going on in this picture. I can make out some tits in there, I think, but the rest is just a mess.
>>443922
God damn that's sexy as fuck. I want to gently slide my fingers along her exposed innards.
>>445138
I'm not one for novelty fleshlights, or fleshlights at all for that matter, but I think I might have to make an exception for those ones.
>>445150
Herring's artstyle is rather unique.
>>443922
Bigger and without the watermark.
>>445138
Ended up buying one of those, but the regular size was like $110. So I bought the smaller $45 option that'll most likely work for me.
Kudos, Anon.
Tape an Onahole to it and good to go.
I get that we want to fuck robots...
But why?
>>447559
But why not?
>>447536
>Pivot
MY DICK!
No Hajime Sorayama? Really?
>>447778
>>447559
Well they're non-organic, so we've not to worry about STDs and pregnancy. Plus they can go as long as they want.
Though to be more broad, it has to the thrill of fucking something non-human.
>>447806
Oy vey.
>>447559
Personal reasons ahead.
1) Robots use logic rather than emotion, making them much easier to maintain a relationship with.
2) Should a part get damaged or wear out, the part can be replaced or repaired until the unit is as good as new.
3) A robot is more likely to love you unconditionally than a human as it thinks of you rather than itself.
4) Robots will never grow fat or old, maintaining their sleek (Or bulky, dealer's pick) design for eternity (With proper maintenance.)
Just a handful of reasons from me.
>>447559
The wide variety and endless possibilities.
So with humans you can fuck someone small, large, tall, short, fat, thin, black, white asian, whatever. At the end of the day, they're all basically just minor variations on the same shape. Two arms, two legs, a torso and a head, plus the gender specific attachments.
But the beauty of robots is the fact that they are so insanely diverse that it's not even funny. Like, it could be something as simple as a painted human if that's your jam, it could be a roomba with a fleshlight duck-taped to it, it could be a 20 story war mech, it could be a thick, blocky maid-bot with a screen for a face, it could be a giant chicken covered in latex, you get the idea.
It's the same with xenos, the only limitation is your imagination, and humans are very boring comparatively.
>>447806
looks neat
>>448609
>the lack of trigger discipline
SEXUAL EDI WAIFU OR NOT THAT'S A REEEEEEEEEEE
>>448501
>But the beauty of robots is the fact that they are so insanely diverse that it's not even funny.
>in a thread with nothing but silicone realdoll titties painted metallic colors
>>448687
You could have just asked if you wanted people to post more non-humanoid. No need to try and manipulate people with shitty bait.
>>448872
There is a criminal lack of Zoids porn out there.
Drawfriends plz.
>>449212
Are zoids sentient, or pure pilot operated mecha?
>>448420
>>448501
I completely agree with these.
>>450256
If I remember correctly, they are sentient.
Hello robofuckers
After a long and gruelling battle with many forms I am fairly certain I have just purchased a copy of kni-droid's latest doujin. If this turns out to be true then at some point in the future I shall scan it and post it here. If not, I'll try again later.
This is supposedly his third doujin so I am now going to try and track down a place to buy his other two despite having no way to read moonrunes.
>>450354
Fucken sweet. I look forward to it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?type=manga&id=1937581
After a gruelling battle with this hateful language I give up. If there's any links to other works this guy has sold, it's up to someone who can actually read Japanese.
But if you find a link to those, or some other weird kink doujin that needs scanning, just post it and I'll consider buying it.
why don't we ever see Evangelion on this board? Like espescially until 0, or the mass production models? Theres some porno chance there, despite not being like totally robots? So maybe they wouldn't count?
>>451251
Maybe because it's the WESTERN board.
>>451329
>WESTERN
See, you say that, but about 3/4rs of the images in the thread are disagreeing with you.
OC here. Critique is welcome, but wanted to contribute something to this beautiful thread.
>>451606
She's super cute. If you have more drawn up, do share. Ocs are always welcome and encouraged.
Who is hype for automatron?
>>447559
Personally, for me it's about obedience and submission. Some sort of a slave, you can do almost any fetish you want with it without judgement, like a fleshlight given form by God or shit. It will follow through with your needs and even if you abuse it, curse it or anything, it will never leave you. It stays faithful.
I mean these are robots, almost human like features or something with female form yet maintains it robotic semblance, anything goes. Heck, mannequins give me boners for some reason I don't even get myself.
>>450354
Your a hero.
Any ideas on how to get his earlier ones?
