Starting with best girl, please join in
Bout time we had one of these threads.
>>297706
Kaihlan did loads of Mass Effect stuff a while ago. Most of it is pretty good imo.
>>297708
This used to be one of my favorites back in the day. Its got a companion piece that I'll do next.
>>297710
I remember finding this one-shot story on the old ME kink meme a while ago, about Miranda getting felt up by Legion, of all creatures, and then starting up a quasi-sexual relationship with them. I'd have done anything to have seen that one get expanded into a proper story.
>>297696
SFM art always leaves out EDI's visor, and it bugs me.
>>297712
It does kinda get in the way a bit.
>>297717
Please tell me that Joker isn't getting it up the butt from Wrex in that one?
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>>297720
He's probably not
>>297720
What's everyone's favourite crack pairing? Mine's a toss-up between Miranda/Legion, Miranda/Wrex, or Liara/the Original Shadow Broker (the gribbly monster).
>>297732
Before anyone says anything, yes this guy's english isn't very good, I think he's spanish or something.
>>297735
The sound effects are pretty funny though (PAFF).
>>297729
Jack/Oriana
I read a dominant Miranda/submissive Aria story once, it was great. I like submissive Aria stories in general
>>297718
I'm pretty sure it's a hologram, though, not a real visor
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>>297737
I think I read a story where Jack(futa) gathers a bunch of former partners in crime to take revenge on Miranda via Oriana. Had a psychopathic hanar in it.
>>297742
Yeah, I read that story. Unfortunately that guy stopped writing and deleted his HF account, though I think some of his stuff might be on other sites
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>>297741
Yeah, but its quite eye-catching pulls your attention away, you know?
>>297746
As I recall, the Red Dakhar (don't know if I've spelt that right), did a lot of pretty good ME stories. I think you can still find them on his HF account.
contribootin
Y'know, it depresses me sometimes how small people's imaginations can be when it comes to this sort of thing. I love to see people really go out there when they're putting together various porny scenarios.
Not enough quarians
>>297767
Hence why sabu is one of my favourites for this sort of thing.
>>297768
There are plenty of quarians over here >>295217. Take it there.
>>297747
Those asari/hanar porn games are nasty
>>297775
Not nearly nasty enough!
>>297780
I'm suprised there isn't more bodyhorror stuff with Mass Effect, considering all the in universe stuff.
I mean, I hope we at least get something like Kerrigan in the next game, sexy girl forced to be fused with alien stuff, would make a great teammate you can bang
>>298149
I'm no expert, but I don't think that's a quarian.
So the Asari don't actually have sexual intercourse to reproduce right?
Than why would they have vaginas with which to have sexual intercourse with? It would be less than useless; they evolved for millions of years as a solely female race, so something evolved to accommodate male genitalia makes less sense than... not much else, actually.
>>298441
Here, this should help. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8077623/1/Introduction-to-Asari-for-Humans
>>298441
because mechanical cuttlefish AIs and eezo.
>>298441
well, they have to have some sort of birthing canal, right?
>>298441
>they evolved for millions of years as a solely female race
Nah, when Javik's race was around 50,000 years ago, he said the asari were very different and eventually changed to become what they were now
Still doesn't serve an evolutionary purpose for thousands and thousands of years, but it would serve a purpose now that asari are encouraged to find mates from across the galaxy, who all come from sexually dimorphous races
But even then, I don't think any of the races met each other until 2000 years before the start of ME1, when the salarians discovered the Citadel and met the asari
>>298481
True. Sex for them is entirely neurological so it's possible the birthing canal is just for the male partner's pleasure.
>>298500
Asari can't truly reproduce with any race. Any offspring will be Asari with random other generic trash thrown in, because of the fact that they reproduce using space magic.
Coincidentally, the birthing canal is for actual births.
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>>298536
That is reproduction, it's just not typical reproduction. There's some amount of genetic material from the mate even as the offspring are asari because pureblood asari matings have a high-risk of causing Ardat-Yakshi. Even before they met other alien races, they were supposed to mate with asari from different continents on their planet to reduce that risk.
Yeah, inserting a penis into their birthing canal likely doesn't cause any pleasure for them, but since all their male mates come from sexually dimorphous races, it probably causes pleasure only for the male mate while the asari herself gets pleasure from the neurological aspect of it all. They have sex and reproduce by melding nervous systems together, remember.
>>297711
>old
The MEkinkmeme is still going strong.
>>297729
Jack/Kelly.
...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
>>298441
Paging dr buzz killington
>>298545
No genetic material actually goes into the child, the asari uses it as a map to scramble the childs genes so it doesnt end up an ardat-yakshi
Asari are illusive creatures. They use their mind to feign others into believing they perform coitus. Initially there was no doubt of their asexuality until we meet Javik, the Prothean. Asari were genetically manipulated beings that have a gender. Quarians were deemed sexually attractive to protheans and humans were being monitored by protheans until the reapers awakened.
Now, is there such a thing has sex with an Asari? By prothean standards, yes. In fact, quarians, humans and Asari are quite familiar with each other. Closest i have heard in Asari is that their canal has a prehensile inner tongue shapped penis, that can knot and twirl, similar like snails. By breathing with a human female, they can imprisoner with an actual sexual act with a severe risk of fertilization. However.
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>>299041
This is Dr. Killington, DR, how may I help you?
/meg/ is dominated by WesternGerman
>>298545
>it probably causes pleasure only for the male
More like the male is the source of the pleasure and the Asari receives a feedback through the mental connection they establish.
In addition they likrly achieve some sort of pleasure/reward from the act that doesn't necessarily come from the penor in vagoo arangement as part of standard evolutionary pressures.
>>299556
Despite many people dismissing the inclusion of Asari genitalia as nonsensical, its purpose has actually been known for quite some time within the scientific community. Critics of its presence often bring up the fact that Asari had no need for a structure designed to stimulate male genitalia with no males present, citing the many thousands of years between the rise of Asari as a race and contact with the galactic community; yet these critics fail to note that there were, in fact, a plethora of males present on Thessia for the entirety of the Asari's existence, in the form of numerous species of fauna.
Indeed, though a closely-guarded secret and source for extreme shame within the Asari community, Asari actually relied on Asari-non-sapient sexual contact for reproduction ever since their species evolved to rid themselves of males. The Asari vagina, therefore, is designed to accommodate the genitalia of various lower species.
Despite contact with extraterrestrial sapient species, this practice is still carried on by a surprising number of Asari, often with household pets such as human canine and equine species and often without their romantic partner's knowledge.
>>299224
Who knew liara was a cuck?
And that's all I got
>>301290
anyone have the tumblr for this one?
p. good quality
>>301440
Hazard3000
Here's the clean version
>>297720
>Please tell me that Joker isn't getting it up the butt from Wrex in that one?
Can't tell you that bubba.
>>299638
statistically she's the most cucked person in the game.
Most popular romance for ME1 and thus most cheated on in ME2 and ME3.
>>302478
Hell yeah she was all cold and shit to me in ME2 so my femShep slept with everyone with that brand new cyborg body of hers.
>Heresy
The thread.
>>302478
Yeah but I mean jerking off to tali getting knocked up by a robot is another level of cucking.
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>>302675
I lolled, hanar porn ftw
Sigh
Never any good porn of the best ME girl ever
Jack is the hottest, most perfect waifu.
>>307091
Literally a cum dump anon.
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>>309116
Christ on a bike, I don't even know where to start with that. What the hell is going on withe her spine. And around her pussy, what are those weird bits that look like tendons?
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>>311124
Broken Fem shep...hnnnnnnng
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>>313204
I pleases me that varren are an important element of Mass Effect porn
>no pregnant tali pics
Why live
>>314177
Then post them you cuck
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>>313229
It's one of the only ways to get beast stuff on this board
>>314633
How is it not banned?
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>>314334
Thankyou based anons
>>297698
>cerberus cheerleader
>>309240
Her spine looks fucked because the top of her pelvis has been drawn so high that it's practically eating her lower ribs. As for those tendon-looking things, they're what happen if you try to draw the adductor magni anchored to the front of the ischiopubic ramus instead of the back.
This artist could really use a better anatomy course.
WHY isnt there more femshep corrupted by reapers smut?
>>300885
All i can think off is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1alISOTGfE
more preg tali
>>315315
varren are fictional. observe.
>very little Traynor
A saddened cock I have.
Futa on male shep please
>>318747
Not white enough.
>>318716
I sort of get where the other anon is comming from. Lucky for me mass effect porn is varied enough that space dog fucking is just one part of a larger whole
>tfw all the pregnant pics aren't futa
>>318756
Might have one more, but my folder isn't sorted.
>>319498
Thanks!
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>>319509
I need more like this, holy shit
>>297696
>best girl
>>299224
her belly is clipping through the fucking glass how did the artist not notice that
>>319441
Guys don't get pregnant, sperglord.
>>321562
Futas aren't guys, and they are feminine penises. A futa is a hermaphrodite faggot. They are tits a vagina and a penis, no balls. A futa and a trap are completely different. A trap is just a super passable crossdresser that traps you into having sex with a man.
>>321601
Hermaphrodites are infertile.
>>321081
Best girl.
>>321601
see this is why we need to be more clear. Futafags use the term for every-fucking-thing
>>321169
Well, that's clearly a result of a mass effect.
>>321562
I'm just wondering. If a dick on a girl makes it a dude, then surely a pussy on a dude makes it a girl, right?
Dick = dude
Easy math m8
Dick + pussy = dude
Pussy + dick = dude
Dick only = dude
>>322501
>then surely a pussy on a dude makes it a girl, right?
Yes, but a very ugly brawny girl.
>>322708
with no tits
>>322586
No. XX = grill
XY = man
>>321867
Whoa...
