¡EL MUNDO!
>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
Johnny is silly
2nd for best boy
>>144346797
What if Johnnylobotomized (You)
>>144346882
I'd suck his dick, although he doesn't need to lobotomise me for that.
post quality cosplays
Post people making deeply grave mistakes.
>>144347124
>That GioGio
Muh dick
>>144347124
I like that Giorno tbqh
>>144347202
I don't have a picture of Diego fucking Giorno's mom though
>>144347235
>Diego
I fucked up
Whatever, a Dio is a Dio
>>144347124
I'm in love with a corpse
>>144347272
Holy shit
Just over 2 hours until digital UJ is released.
>>144347272
Are you posting this in an effort to dissuade my posting of him? That won't work my love for him cannot be stopped.
>>144347202
>>144347124
I need this D4C.
>>144347334
lol necrophile corpsefucker
>>144347357
Fuck off Narancia isn't a corpse.
>>144347426
But he is.
You want to fuck a dead guy, son.
Good grief, why are there so many shitposters today. It's fucking pissing me off.
>>144347426
Narancia is deader than all of Diavolo's deaths combined
>>144347329
The fuck is that on his head?
Did he burn a fucking cross on his forehead with an iron or something?
>>144347454
>>144347482
Who gives a shit? Why are you feeding the troll?
>>144347489
he's cosplaying as caeser
why do all stands have ass for days
>>144347349
I think I'm in love
That better be a chick!
>>144347454
>>144347482
He's not a corpse he died in Giorno's body. There's still hope. Death won't stop my love.
>>144347524
>He's not a corpse he died in Giorno's body.
And Giorno promptly returned to it, leaving behind Orange's lifeless body.
>>144347509
Because they're reflections of the user's psyche meaning the only things they're good for are fighting and fucking. May as well call them Freuds instead of Stands.
>>144347558
How can you fuck a ghost?
>>144347512
It is, and she's fucking BUILT according to the other images that guy shared a few days ago.
>>144347584woo wooo
>>144347124
>that Trish
>>144347557
Narancia's body couldn't have died then since it wasn't harmed at all. There's still a way.
>>144347509
Because they're constantly working their legs fromstandingaround all the time
>>144347272
Man, you guys sure like toRAILNaranciaposters! Why, if I didn't think better I'd say you were trying to make this thread aGATEDcommunity or something!
I have enough power to bring Narancia alive one more single time, but only for [10 seconds]
After that, Narancia and Naranciaposter will die in a painless infinite dead, and they two will die together forever.
>>144347611
His soul is dead, though.
If his body is alive you essentially have one of those creepy jointed fuckdolls people make.
>>144347349
thats cool as fuck
>>144347584
They can interact with physical objects when you will it, so you could have your Stand hold someone down and rape them and if they try fight back against their invisible assailant their fists will only hit air since the Stand can affect but is also unaffected by physical phenomena. So you can't fuck a ghost unless it's YOUR Stand, but a ghost can certainly fuck you. If I had a Stand I'd use it to finger women in public so they have to try and act calm since no one will believe them if they say there's definitely a couple of fingers gliding in and out of her holes.
>>144347642
What exactly are those things on Gyro's teeth?
Are they dentures? Grillz?
Either way I doubt his father would've agreed to this
>>144347512
This is proof, that God exists.
>>144347664
There has to be some fucking bullshit stand that can bring his spirit back. I can't let my love for him die.
>>144347642
STOP
>>144347683
Now THAT'S what I call edgy
>>144347642
what are you trying to say? that we should tolerate shitposts because otherwise shitposters will feel excluded?
Beetles are gross
>>144347728
What's edgy about fingering women?
>>144347725
You need Jotaro to bullshit revive him like he did to Joseph.
And he'sdead too.
>>144347734
Pretty sure it's just puns, brah
>>144347734
Shitposters are beautiful snowflakes that must be not tolerated since that implies dislike of them, but accepted and respected like the wonderful people they are. They deserve a chance at happiness and we must treat them like the special, unique human beings they are and accept their contributions to us like we would from anyone else.
>>144347791
fuck it took me too long
>>144347830
Yeah no
>>144347642
One Narancia walks into a BAR. The punchline is that he dies.
>>144347725
What's wrong, friend? Are you taking ofFENCEor something?
What was his name again? Killy Mcsplodey?
>>144347683
But would you able to look in your stand's eyes after that? We can fairly assume by now that all stands have some sort of conscious and self-awareness, even those who don't speak like Killer Queen.
>>144347769
There's still probably some unnamed stand that can do it.
>>144347855
>>144347867
Stop now
>>144347883
I'd force my Stand to finger itself so it knows who's in charge. Gets me off because I have very sensitive nerve ending right against the wall pressing against my prostate and traumatises my Stand, it's a win/win.
>>144347908
Why? We're having a GRATE time here!
>>144347876
Lethal Liege Lord
>>144347876
Big Bomber
>>144347876
Liquidator Lioness
>>144347876
Murder Monarch
>>144347908
POLE your head out of your ass and stop acting like you're better than us.
>>144346797
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME
>>144347940
>>144347974
Please stop these puns aren't even good.
>>144347936
That's it. I'm calling PETS, stay where you are, you'll be locked up for good.
>naranciafags getting bullied
>>144346797
[СВЕТЪТ]!
>>144347202
Is this better than 1.0 edition?
>>144347876
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
>>144348003
Just admit that your taste in boys is aPOLEing.
>>144347876
Kitty queen or killer kitty
>>144347876
Kira Queen
>>144348003
Your argument isFULL OF HOLESandIMpales next to the joy of puns, you fuck
Ok boys, i have time to make at least one more fusion.
I'll do the best request.
>>144348003
That picture of angry Narancia is actually pretty cute. Besides that, you shouldn't be posting here.
>>144348003
Yeah guys, we need to makeSKEWERpuns
>>144348051
It's good, my only suggestion would be to make the cat he's holding a little more like his teddy bear if possible.
>>144348083
>>144348117
>>144348162
Just stop they're not funny.
>>144348003
I resPIKEt your opinion, but I don't think you respect how hard it is TOMB make puns.
>>144348153
whitesnake in pucci's clothes
>>144348153
the hand and Heaven's door.
but heaven's door on the hand.
>>144348207
ISPEARthat these jokes aren't going to stop
>>144348207
The artist really NAILED that image.
>>144348207
I'll stop once you stop acting so damnHOLEyer-than-thou.
>>144348207
You're reallySTABBING ME IN THE HEART AND MULTIPLE OTHER VITAL ORGANS HERE. LIKE NARANCIA. WHEN HE DIED. BY BEING STABBED AND IMPALED ON A GATE.HA HA HA FUCK YOU.
>>144348153
The World and Weather Report
GATEread?
>>144348207
I'd like toTIMEskip across the forset withHER
>>144348153
Star Platinum and Crazy Diamond
did i miss the read along for the new chapter yet?
>>144348242
>>144348254
>>144348261
>>144348266
>>144348287
>>144348294
HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY.
I GOT ONE. Caesar's a cool character but his development falls a littleSPLATSO FUNNY
I could go for some swiss cheese right about now desu
>>144348163
Now with 100% more teddys
>>144348365
Dude that pun sucked. Why are you making shitt puns?
>>144348153
Soft & Wet and Magician's red
>>144348365
You're making aGRAVEmistake if you think that will work.
>>144348365
Trying too hard/10
>>144348365
>SPLAT
That's terrible.
You're terrible.
Go lie on some pointy steel bars you loser.
>>144348359
raw in 1.5 hours, translation a while after that if HWMN do it quick again. I know that Kewl had the spoilers so there's at least a chance a lot of the chapter is already done, translated and typeset and just waiting to get the final thing.
>>144347876
Cuddly Quads
>>144348406
It's beautiful. Doesn't it feel good using your powers for good instead of minion-related evil?
I've never felt a sense of kinship with this general until everyone ganged up on the Naranciafaggot with terrible puns
/co/ here, does the name "Redwood" mean anything to you people?
>>144348456I'm fusion anon, not minion anon ;:'/
>>144348365
That's just bad my man
>>144348489
I don't know...? Should it?
also fuck off this is our thread
>>144348489
I've got your redwood right here
*unzips dick*
>>144348489
No.
>>144348489Only as the name of a cigarette brand in the GTA series
>>144348498
Whoopsie.
>>144348529
>>144348536
>>144348537
>>144348541
So this dumbass is most likely from cripplechan...good to know.
I was only asking because he's shitting all over one of our projects because it is funny to him.
>>144348365
It doesn'tSTAKEa genius toDEADuce that you're mad, but you need to cease andDECEASEDyour actions immediately. You're onlyGHOSTing to make people hate Narancia evenMORGUE.
>>144348407
>>144348423
>>144348424
>>144348437
>>144348503
Nah come on guys lets make awful puns. Here's a another. Johnny was great in part 7 but by part 8 he really lost his head. Isn't this SO FUN.
>>144348609
If it's that garbage Jojo ripoff that's like something straight off a Pooh's Adventures video I hope he succeeds.
>>144348652
I don't get it? Jesus MAKE BETTER PUNS OR KILL YOURSELF
>>144348652
Yours are awful alright.
Stay mad necrophiliac.
>>144348652
I've got one! What looks like a girl and takes six rods at once? Narancia!
>>144347876
Murder Monarch
>>144348724that was already done anon.
>>144348222
Quick edit
>>144347876
Female Head of Royalty that can apply Lethal Force
>>144348652
I got a good one too.
A gangstar walks into the Coliseo di Roma andNARANCIA DIES WITH NO HOPE OF REVIVAL AND HIS CORPSE IS BURIED IN A CEMETERY NEVER TO RISE AGAIN, WHERE IT WILL BE EATEN BY BUGS FOLLOWING THE CYCLE OF LIFE UNTIL ONLY A SKELETON IS LEFT
Young twink brutally fucked by middle aged man in multiple holes - click here to see more!
>>144348489
Fuck off you're more cancerous than wikifags and that's saying something
>>144348782
pretty good
>>144348739
>Someone took my idea
Feels weird
>>144348820
Polnareff vs hanged man?
I am loving this rise against the narancia fags.
Diavolo_
>>144348666
And why is that? Why do you think other people playing with your toys is bad?
>>144348669
So your saying we can't do anything about this until he get's bored of fucking with us?
>>144348894has faggot hair
I'm going to sleep anons, goodbye
>>144348782
why do pucci's legs look so weird in that model
>>144348919
>>144348901
Because it's fucking terrible. Note the Pooh's Adventures comparison above. If you don't know what those are look it up. Because it's the same kind of garbage you're doing, only somehow even worse.
Kudos to Redwood if he's here, keep up the good work my lad.
Dubanon just uploaded a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNfvxU749U
rate me for funs and giggles
i also really like kira along with pucci, maybe i should put him there too
guys can you stop please? I'm sorry I was mean but now you're just making fun of Narancia being dead.
>>144348968
Internet explorer my dude?
>>144348980
I hope I get the chance to do more Cream sound effects.
>>144348991
Sorry, that was a miSTAKE
>>144348991
Narancia is a poopy smelly dead corpse with flies and worms in it.
>>144348961
Well It's certainly better than these threads.
>>144349076
Who cares, we know we're terrible.
You fags keep pretending your autistic crossover fanfiction has any worth or value to it when it doesn't.
And you won't convince anyone of the opposite, so please leave and never come back.
>>144349076
i mean you're not wrong these days, at least you arent plagued by shitposters.
>>144348051
>>144348406
Umaru is the worst anime I've ever seen
And it's the only one I've dropped after the first episode
>>144349018
please stop. I don't want that image of Narancia in my head.
Your face when hanatos dad was at Cinderella trying to reignite the love only to be killed by kira
>>144349320
Narancia is dead covered in maggots and fly shit, rotten to the point of unrecognition, probably fucked by a ton od dogs andhas a nice fragrancebut probably not since he's DEAD
>>144349141
Well we're only doing this to show that we can finish a project we've started out on. We're not actually doing it to under the illusion that it will mean anything in the long run.
>>144349359
>>144349374
please stop I don't want to think of him like that.
>>144349359
Didn't Aya say Kira dragged him in to the salon against will?
>>144349277
I don't even know why I finished it. Maybe I was expecting it to develop in something better.
>>144349433
This implies that Sanders will win and beat Trump. Nice one.
>>144349411
Just keep it the fuck out of these threads and we're golden. Do your thing just don't bring it here.
>>144349411
I don't care, why the fuck do you people keep thinking you have to justify yourselves to us?
We'll always think it's autistic shit and tear it apart every time it's mentioned, stop bothering us and leave. Do whatever the fuck you want, we don't care, the less your garbage is mentioned here the better.
>>144349448
>Kira randomly picked Kosaku, the man with the most qt wife in Morioh
Kira deserves it too.
Chapter raws when
>>144349505
Literally right now. My dad works for Japan and he has the raws.
>>144349162
No we just get morons from /a/, cripple/a/ and /co/ harassing us.
Even the copyposters from here showed up in one of our threads at one point and got banned, and there was much rejoicing.
>>144349447
Half-decomposed Narancia corpse with his eyes gone and some of his bones showing, lying in a smelly coffin.
>>144349500
That's ok just don't type it or go into detail.
>>144349505
UJ comes out on the hour, raws could be at any time after that. I found them on baidu around 20 minutes after the second digital UJ came out. They weren't up on baidu for a couple of days last time.
>>144349464
well it's very hard not to level it on you when someone shits on it, "acceptable targets" and all that.
>>144349471
Fair enough, call off your bulldog, and we'll stop mentioning it here.
P O S T
Y A S U H O
>>144349447
He died in 2001. 15 years. His lifeless body has been lying in a wooden box slowly rotting away into nothing for 15 years. He'd just be a skeleton and a few clumps of what used to be everything else congealed into a black, sticky mess. It's not even recognisable as Narancia anymore, what made him Narancia was cast into oblivion forevermore over 15 years ago. Almost half of the time since Narancia came into being has been spent not being, and that can never be undone. Think about that for a bit and have a nice day.
>>144349533
>>144349605
Please stop
>yfw part 8 vilain do time or reality fuckery again as his stand power
>>144349591
Here's one.
>Kira could have had his quiet life with a loving wife and a good son if he hadn't fucked up
>>144349587
I can't call him off, that anon doesn't belong to me. Do you condone slavery or something? For real though, enjoy yourself.
>>144349644
Kaato seems to have a power similar to D4C.
>>144349587
mfw I'm redwood
>>144349635
What's wrong with her legs?
>>144349655
Thanks.
>>144349591
YES SIR
>>144349587
What fucking bulldog?
We're not a single fucking entity and we want nothing to do with you. If someone wants to take a dump in your garbage it's your problem, this isn't some shitposting raid IRC where we order people to bait threads like some kind of shitposting supervillains.
Stop being deluded and fuck off. We have problems of our own to deal with to have you losers blaming us for yours.
>>144349696
So Redwood was the Terufag all along...That's it, that explains everything! If only we had know this sooner!
>>144349522
You do know there's a reason people harass you.
>>144349748
Because idea is stupid and autistic and we should all just die in a fire? I mean, it has to be that, it can't because they have nothing better to do with their time, can it?
>>144349708
>We have problems of our own to deal with
the only one I can see is the naranciafag who bombards everyone with horrible puns...and also the anti-naranciafags who are bombarding HIM with even worse puns.
I'm in love with a very cute Italian gangstar.
>>144349743
mfw I'm also the Narancia poster
>>144349591
>>144349852
Corpses aren't cute
I used to like being here
>>144349857
You're not me fucker.
>>144349887
Perfect just like that.
>>144349591k____
>>144349852
Good for you, I have no problems with this, I too think Narancia is cute but I will not try to take him from you if that would make you have a sad.
>>144349873
>>144349634
Narancia is dead. He is no more. He just simply ISN'T. Narancia was here and now he's gone. You can't bring him back. Everything that made him is broken beyond repair and only becoming more and more broken by the hour. There's nothing you can do for him since 'he' doesn't exist except in our memories, and one day even your memories will melt away spill out into the dirt and all traces of Narancia's existence, everything to prove that he WAS, will be gone forever. And no one will even know. An absence so huge there's even an absence of anything suggesting an absence. Simply gone. Unknown and unknowable, forgotten by the universe at large and never to be seen again. That is the end.
>>144349920
I am more you than you know. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>144349928
Why does she look like she has a Hitler mustache? Well she either looks like that or one of those yappy dogs with long white fur who has been dropped into pink fondant icing
>>144349945
Go ahead do it.
>>144349993
Great job. Posts like this are acceptable. >>144350036
Who are you and why are you saying you're the Narancia poster.
>>144350036
Wait wait...are you going to parody Star Wars? because if you are...then I need to get some popcorn!
Wow. This thread has even more shitposting than usual.
>>144350042
>icing
>>144350069
>Go ahead do it.
I refuse. The one thing I, Anon, like more than anything is finding people who think they're hot shit and saying no straight to their faces.
>>144350097
I'm not sure why you would find that funny.
>>144350069
Narancia poster... I am your father.
>>144350094
Thanks bitch.
>>144350178it's cum anon
Raws when
We need something to discuss
Naranciafags are taking over
>>144350180
And then they fucked.
>>144347876
Noseless Catman With a Explodey Skulltank for a Hand
>>144350136
Fine I'll take him for myself.
>>144350180
That's impossible but I'll accept it as long as you keep posting Narancia.Dad
>>144350230
If your jizz is pink, then I think there might be something wrong with you and you may need to see a doctor.
I don't understand how someone can be so autistic that they sit here roleplaying for hours on end just to shitpost and ruin every thread
The people replying to them are even worse
>>144350363
Makes the Gay Priest era feel like halcyon days
>>144350278
>Fine I'll take him for myself.
What made you think I wanted him in the first place?
>>144350075
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Diavolo the Wise? It's a Passione legend. Diavolo was a Dark Lord of Italy so powerful and so wise, he could use his stand to influence time to...skip. He had such a knowledge of his stand, he could even use Epitaph to keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was being identified...which, eventually of course, he was. Unfortunately, he taught his gang everything he knew. Then his gang killed him in Rome. Ironic. He could save others from a infinitely looped death...but not himself.
>>144350402
Who wouldn't want Narancia?
>>144350447
Well he's obviously yours, so I want nothing to do with him.
I thought that theae threads would get better once the anime for part 4 came out so that people had something to talk about besides ramlant shitposting but they avtually got worse
I want Naranciafags to die just like Narancia did
>>144350490
>part 4 anime comes out
>""""real fans""""" shitpost part 5 crap just to make sure the """"""""filthy secondaries""""""""" know that they're super cool neat guys because they've read further than the anime
/sigh
>>144350414
What would Palpatines Stand actually be? [I Don't Need A Reason]?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReFp9V9KG6Q
>>144350502
But anon, knowing how Narancia died would require understanding King Crimson.
>>144350526
I can't imagine Akari listening to this.
I want to make hobo Narancia completely dependent on me, so much so that he'd do anything I say.
>>144350553
>>144350595
I can't help it but imagine /jojo/ as a big familly. Terufag and other older shitposters are the patriarchs and older generation, while minion, fusion and pixelfag are the grown u kids. Dubanon would be the leader of the house and Narancia and F.F posters are the little kids, everybody secretly wishes would be run over in the street. Call me crazy, but I kind of find the idea interesting.
>>144350611
/jojo/ fanfic when?
>>144350611
Stop being as sensible as a piece of wood, you fistless sack of sassy-sauce.
does anyone even use hamon anymore after second part? I am at beginning of third part and everyone only seem to use stand.
>>144350756
in part 3, joseph uses a fusion of his stand and hamon, but that's it
part 7 has a unique mechanic that's closer to hamon than it is to stands, but this is dropped again in part 8
>>144350611
>I can't help it but imagine /jojo/ as a big familly. Terufag and other older shitposters are the patriarchs and older generation, while minion, fusion and pixelfag are the grown u kids. Dubanon would be the leader of the house and Narancia and F.F posters are the little kids, everybody secretly wishes would be run over in the street. Call me crazy, but I kind of find the idea interesting.
Mosiacanon btfo
>>144350756
No
If the new OP isn't your favorite, you might be an animeonly.
>>144350606
>>144350664
Hmm, maybe it would work as a sequel to Shitpost Crusaders.
Terufags Stand is a punchghost covered in postitnotes that have been colored to make it looks like Enigma. It can remove these notes and place them on anything to make a 2D version of Enigma that draws all stand attacks towards itself.
It's speed and learning are A ranked, but everything else about it is terrible.
>>144350848
>His favourite OP isn't JoJolion OP2 "I like Large Fries"
>>144350611
Pixelfag needs to neck himself along with all the retards that enable him
>>144350816>Avdol dies twice
Gets me every time.
>>144350611
Who'd Cousin Frankie be?
>>144350848
I was fairly indifferent about the song at first, but it grew on me.
Also the visuals are top notch.
>>144350879
But there are at least two terufags, including myself. Also, how would Doc's stand work?
>>144350611
Meanwhile all the nameless anons just want to burn the whole house down and claim the insurance money while also killing them.
>>144350848
After a while the new op has gotten better but it'd still definitley the worst one
>>144350974
>seriously implying CHEISU is worse than Stand Proud
>>144350926
The Gardner
>>144350961
Presumably its the same as the one that was originally created.
Also the other guy creates cheap knockoffs of Teru that shamble around like Flaccid Pancake zombiesand will attack anything near them.
>>144351018
I thought stand proud was pretty good. Now Sono chi no kikou was always pretty bad but it's still only just better than chase
