3 days to go
>>143890337
So close
>>143890337
Leap year though
【発売してるのを知らない人に届け】
待望した‼︎ 久米田康治、初の画集『悔画展』発売中!
ロングインタビュー&全イラストに後悔コメンタリー収録!
帯には直筆サイン入り複製原画が当たる応募券付き!
>>143890524
Grow a few inches
>>143890524
Cry with happiness that we don't have to answer this question every single day any more.
>tfw you will never perfect sex with Chiri.
I'm getting kinda nervous about how little days are left
Because there's no harm in reposting this
Which girl is most likely to rape sensei in his sleep by riding his dick and forcing him to cum inside on a dangerous day?
I've only been in thirty or so of these threads. Mainly because timezone fuckery doesn't allow me to participate without turning into a zombie the following day. But, you guys are nice, and it's partially thanks to you that I fell in love with the series, so now that this is so close to the end, I wanted to thank you all.
Also I'm going to bed.
>>143891536
Chiri or Komori
>>143891657
Good night anon~~
>3 days
I think I started really notcing them when they were around 700 or 600 days left
>>143891657
Good night, Anon.
>>143891536
Matoi, Mayo or Chiri
You're my favorite anon.
>>143891853
>>143891883
>>143892004
>>143892043
>>143892079
>>143892121
>>143892189
Fun story, the first and second time I finished reading the Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei manga was in a psychiatry, two separate ones, too.
I had already seen the anime and it was amongst my favorites, but in the psychiatry everything hit me extra hard, I have never cried that much in my life.
>>143892232
>>143892244
Katteni Kaizo must have been a fun ride for you
>>143892189Friendly reminder that Romance Romanesque is the best ED.
>>143892268
>>143892310
>>143892344
fin
>>143892386
Cheers, man.
>>143892386
Goodbye Zetsubou Sensei
>>143892386
Thanks for the dump, anon.
>>143892386
Thanks
So on the 11th, are we going laugh right after midnight on the 10th or will we wait until this thread comes up before we laugh?
>>143892512
Laugh riot all day.
>>143892512
laugh all day
I forget this exist.
https://uboachan.net/player.php?v=/sugg/src/1451841345702.webm&t=Zetsubou%20Ramen.webm&loop=1
What was the other commercial they did?
>>143891657
Yeah the TZ fuckery kinda annoyed me too.
Good night.
>>143892542
And then wemake ourselves taller.
>>143892512
I'm predicting the thread from the day before is going to last all day, which is sad because I like fresh thread starts and don't like dumping a chapter in threads close to image limits.
Kakushigoto bonus chapter published in Weekly Shonen Magazine
>3 days
I really took these threads for granted.
>>143892595
The threads are starting to live longer and longer and they're always completely terrible at the end.
When they finally die it's like a mercy killing.
Who should Sensei have ended up with?
>>143892773
>he doesn't know
>>143892773
Matoi
>>143892814
I know about the ending, but who specifically if it was a traditional end or something did you think he should have ended up with? Who was best girl?
>>143892908
This still doesn't make sense
>>143892512
We should wait for the thread, I think. This close to the end, the thread will probably be forced to survive until it'd normally be posted the next day, and that can make issues with image dumps. I'd rather have as much of a buffer for the last dump as possible.
>>143893038
C-can you host a torrent for the entire manga? I cleared my hard drive and killed my laptop in a fit last week.
>>143893325
Check nyaa.
>3 more days
>only on episode 8
i-i don't think I can make it guys
Does 7 years mean
$PRESENT_YEAR + 7
or
$PRESENT_DAY + (365.25*7)
or
$PRESENT_TIME + (60*60*24*365.25*7)
?
>>143892386
Thanks anon.
>>143893567$PRESENT_DAY
$PRESENT_TIME
I want to properly tie up Chiri and do lewd things to her.
>>143893739HA HA HA
its been almost 7 years, the hell have i been doing with my life...
>>143893739Hahahahahaha
>>143891536
Mayo, definitely Mayo
>>143893956
>exactly how she looks
>looks like a fucking rapist
Welp
>>143893567
And you don't seem to understand
>>143894033
Does this look like a rapist to you
>>143894229
looks more like a victim to me
>>143890337
Why is komori best girl /a/?
>>143892386
Wait, so they were actually all just spirits of dead girls?
Where has the time gone?
>>143890337
Oh good, I was just thinking about this earlier today and was afraid I missed it. Looking forward to next Monday.
>>143890337
Fuck that's only 72 hours.
>>143896059
3 days from now is Tuesday.
its finally coming
>>143890337
>07/09/16(Sat)09:06:33
>3 days
>july 11 2016.jpg
Going by Japan time your 3 days would put you at Tuesday July, 12th 9:00 a.m.
>>143896451
The actual airing of the episode was at 11 or 11:30am eastern standard time, July 11th 2009
I started the countdown at nighttime since I figured more people would be around then and I'm east coast biased
>>143890337
O SHIT
>>143892875
Tomaruin is such an asshole
>>143896119
I like you anon.
I just finished season 1 and I don't think I have time to finish the rest in time for the laughs. What do I do?
>>143895007
Read >>143892121 again
>We were the spirit proxies for those girls.
>Something like a medium or shaman.
>>143890337
wait seriously, already?
>>143890337
everyone got their laughing ropes ready?
I want to fix this properly some day.
i seriously can't believe it's been 7 years already. what the fuck have we been doing here
>>143890337
its been so long i dont even remeber what the joke was
>>143890579
to be fair i havent ever seen anyone actually answer the question
>>143890337
>only 3
Oh shit.
This show sucks.
Shes waiting for me, I just know she is
>>143890337
which season was the set up from?
Could you just stop before its over?`
>>143899772
nobody wants to be the first to drop
>>143892773
The answer is always Kafuka
>>143898656
I feel like a chapter of my life is ending
>>143893956
>Mayo
Nah, if anything she'd tie him up and peg him.
>>143890566
it's a good day for growing
Don't forget to laugh a little extra for the /a/nons that passed away while waiting these 7 years.
>Tfw you remember when the 3 had two zeroes attached
Technically it wasn't that long ago but it's still sad
>>143901251
>two days left
>start shitposting
>>143901280
we didn't need this, you could have had normal zetsubou threads whenever you wanted but instead let this guy spam same thread without adding anything at all to his OP for two years, how was that not misuse of the board?
>>143901398
Go shitpost Megumin Mondays before they get big.
>>143901454
(You).
Thanks for the input. Stay, get out, it's all the same.
>>143901436
they won't
I'm not ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noUJ6a-e1EM
>>143890337
How do i start watching this series?
It seems like there are a billion different animus to choose from.
>>143902659
from the start desu
>>143902659
too late bud. get back to lurking
>>143902659
Lots of anime series have weird naming conventions for their seasons. I'm sorry it's more complicated than Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, but this is easily rectified by a simple fucking Wikipedia search. There is no reason this question needs to be asked in every single thread.
Sometimes I wonder if it hurts to be so stupid. Get out.
>>143903236
>>143902879
So you mean I start from the first series made? Thanks fampais.
Is it worth investing in a multi-season, ~45 episode animu, though? I was sort of hoping there was one definitive season.
Sort of feel like even 26-episode anime are always plagued with bad filler, lots of shitty arcs that never live up to the first, and flanderization.
>>143903417
>So you mean I start from the first series made?
yeah, it's not haruhi or whatever
>>143903417
jesus christ
Just started watching this series a day ago because I saw how close this was and damn I wish I had started years ago. This is probably the best comedy anime that I've ever seen and wish I could have been a part of these threads through all this time.
>>143903493
let him play his game
>>143903417
Wow, I don't even know what to say. I don't think this is the hobby for you man, try something else like >>>/co/ or >>>/v/ or >>>/reddit/
And I thought I had attention span issues.
>>143903560
>>143903493
>>143903558
I'm only half trolling.
In any case, it's not really about attention span. It's just that, for the most part, the best series (whether cantonese shadow-puppetry or not) I've seen have always been 13 episodes or shorter. Anything longer almost invariably runs into terrible pacing issues or shifts from an initially stellar arc into a shitty secondary arc or vice-versa or loses track of what it wants to do with its characers, and so on.
You know this to be true.
ah nah fok of mate
>>143903830
It's a comedy manga. There's no pacing.
>>143891536
They all seemed like probably rapists, frankly.
I knew this would happen more and more as the day grew nearer. This is why you shouldn't serve first-timers.
stop remind me that I wasted a whole year on /a/ already
>>143903904
name a single 8.5+/10 anime that was 26 episodes
hardmode:name a single 8+/10 anime that was 40 episodes or longer
>>143904068
Turn a gundam.
>>143904068
/wsr/ is the greatest anime of all time and it's forty-eight episodes long
i've loved this series for a long time and only just started browsing these threads but you all seem very nice and I'm upset I never got to experience it until now and it's almost over
>>143890337
AWW SHIT
>>143904068
fma:b
checkmate nerdIt's a fucking episodic comedy anime, calm down.
>>143903830
>>143904068
Off the top of my head?
Revolutionary Girl Utena (39 is close enough)
Card Captor Sakura
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
ARIA
Monogatari, though I have a feeling you'll laugh at that.
Probably a dozen more I'm not thinking of at the moment.
Not even going to try 26 episode shows, there's too many to count.
>>143904100
>>143904212
>gundam anything
>fullmetal anything
>8+/10
And I'm the one being told to kill myself.
>>143904068
Shirokuma Cafe
>>143904332
It's literally the single best gundam anime, but I'm sure you've already seen it right?
>>143904332
You ask dumb questions, you get dumb answers.
Hey, answer my request too. What's the best joke?
>>143891536
Matoi probably did it already while sensei was awake.
I only watched SZS last year, does that mean I have to wait another 6 years to laugh?
>>143904495
The manga's ending
>>143904422
>single best gundam anime
Sure, and Dr. No is the single best James Bond film, but that doesn't exactly count for much, does it?
Oh boy. Can't wait the last day.
Zan > Sayonara >> Zoku
Fight me.
>>143905070
Fuck you, I'm gonna open anyway.
Dawn of
The First Day
-72 Hours Remain-
>>143905183
>First Day
>>143905222
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
>>143892386
Thanks for the dump.
Well?
>>143905623
what a proper image
>>143904068
>latter one
Hidamari
>>143905783
That's pretty bad ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2XEqQ4AjHo
>that feel when following this
what will happen when it ends anon?
>>143906003
Wow, that's extremely bad ass
What happens if I laugh before that?
>>143906403
despair
>>143904141
The threads were pretty dead until a few weeks ago.
>>143906403
Oh look, it's Mister Laughsallthetime. Enjoying your glee-filled life, Mister Yuksitup?
>>143906521
Activity really picked up at 100 days.
paint are you here
>>143906977
Why would you say it's pretentious?
>>143905662
I wouldn't mind trying.
I only watched Zan ep 2 yesterday after not getting around to watching past first season for years.
Should I go through the rest these last 3 days and read the last 30 chapters of the manga or should I take my time and laugh in my seven years?
I don't want to miss such a big event but I wonder if "rushing" won't spoil the experience somehow.
What will happen on zero/day? I hope a sticky at least
>>143907733
no sticky
fuck off
>>143907733
Most of /a/ doesn't care, so most likely no sticky
I need to watch this, now. What episode is OP's post from? I'm going to time it just right.
not enough Doctor Death
What was the first of these threads? There wasn't a 2500whatever days to go.
we are getting so close
>>143907733
Sticky is the worst thing to happen. It always brings a lot of shitposting in.
>>143908587
It'd be a good way to end things off honestly
what am i supposed to be laughing at, i only watched the first season
>>143903830
By "anything longer" you basically just mean whatever shounen anime you watched when you were younger right?
Don't forget
Marathon happening on the day
galax.moe/szs
>>143890337
>check sekrit club
>the manga is fully scanlated
Wow, I've been waiting so long for this. But now the difficult question is, manga or anime?
>>143909900
Both.
>>143909900
I prefer the anime but it's not a complete adaptation, so both.
>>143903830
>zetsubou sensei
>pacing
what
literally makes no god damn sense
like asking if fuckin' Doraemon has pacing.
>>143902519
I've bought three albums by Kenji's band because of this show.
>>143892386
>>143892875
You're the real MVP's
>>143911783
alice a cute
>>143911803
I still remember a lot of it after so long. I suppose it's because I really enjoyed it.Promestein is best girl
>>143909692
Oh, was about to download the whole series to rewatch, good to know that we will have one all together.
WHAT
WHAT
I Thought we were at 90 days just a month ago, what happened to time?
Wait, the Manga is ending?
>>143912672
The manga already ended in 2012
>>143912672
>ending
pls
>>143912739
I will admit. I am out of the loop.What's happening with the series?
>>143913088
Just watch the anime again. Or read the manga. Nothing bad will come out of it.
Reminder that nothing will happen in three days.
>>143913616
Reminder that everyone knows
>>143913616
we'll finally say sayonara
>yfw S4 is announced
>>143913616
All the anons will be laughing in three days.
I picked this up and got to the second episode.
I'm not really enjoying the humor so far, there's too many nip references I don't understand . The only saving grace so far are some of the girls.
Does the humor get better, or can I just drop this now that I know what the 7 years gag is about?
>>143913821
Drop it, if it doesn't click for you straight away it probably never will
>>143913765
>yfw that's the announcement we've been waiting seven years for
>>143913821
It gets better in the sense that once all characters are introduced it actually gets to the despair the series is about. But the kind of humor stays the same, nip references included.
>>143913821
I found the observational humor bits pretty funny, even though they were the first time I got to hear about some the social phenomena being mocked.
The walls of text, IIRC, were about fifty-fifty, but the stuff that did connect was pretty funny, and the quick references splattered all over the show did not detract from it even when they went over my head.
Works of fiction are rich and multilayered things. Even if you don't catch most of the references, there's the character designs, the interactions, the plot, etc.. People still read and enjoy works like Ulysses or Gravity's Rainbow even when they're crawling with extremely obscure references that a modern reader can only hope to understand with the help of a companion tome.
>>143913821
It's social commentary in the form of powerpoint presentation disguised as animation.
3 days for what
>>143913821
You didn't start with Zan did you?
I just remembered that a.f.k. no longer exists
>>143914232
Oh my god.
How long ago was that?
Why must you make me so sad, anon?
>>143914659
You don't get to live without being reminded of your stupidity.
Isn't it 2 days now?
>>143914831
yes
this thread has 252 posts and is 14 hours old
>>143913616
Reminder that everything will happen.
>>143915658
>everything will happen.
and you'll wonder
>>143915774
Just wait.
Just started watching this but woah, this reference surprised me.
>>143890337
Please, remember me the episode of this scene.
>>143915882
I will remember you always, anon.
>>143909900
I prefer manga for the pacing and simplicity.
>>143899446
I don't know nip, what do the characters mean?
I tried drawing them in google translate and failed.
>>143917355
You can see the kanji better on this screencap from google.
It just says Right Eye - Left Eye.
>>143917830
Thanks kind anon!
>>143905170
Thanks for sharing this anon!!
Someone with better skills or the original might improve this.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I NEED TO CATCH UP
>>143899224
oh so you tried too eh
>>143914453chomp
Nani is this?
http://nav.cx/iRD8Zne
>>143893774
>>143891061
Every day until you turn pure.
>>143891697
>>143891793
I disagree.
>>143892386
Thanks!
>>143924048
It's just a site for Japs to read manga online for free.
>>143924097
Late.
>>143898572
>that butt
>>1176442
it's so close
>>143924310
Yaa, gomen gomen.
>>>/wsg/1176442
it's so close
>>143925064
Normal girls don't do that.
>>143921309
Seen that but didn't like the way the text is pasted.
>>143925064
That's not very normal.
>bumping this thread so the next one can't go ahead properly
>>143890337
>3 days to go
I'm in despair!
Time running out has left me in despair!
>>143925064
>>143925438
>You will never cum inside the Zetsubous
>>143925388
Kill this thread right away, mods!
LET THIS THREAD DIE
>>143927355
post more images to kill it
>>143927448
Just fucking stop, holy shit.
>>143904068
Eva
How will SZS threads look like after the day?
>>143927933
STOP
POSTING
>>143927933
We will all be taller.
in what order am I supposed to watch the series again?
SZS then Zan then Zoku? and what about the specials?
>>143928437
Poor Majiru.
>>143928104
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei > Zoku > Goku > Zan > Zan Bangaichi > 2012 special episode
>>143927243
requesting a gif of just the second half
>>143928952
STOP
POSTING
>>143929059
Improved version.
>>143929059
I think it would be easier to reach bump limit.
>>143890337
Just 3 days left before my last laugh
>>143929059
At this point it's probably safer to try to hit image/bump limit than not post.>>143929101
This is the only SHAFT anime I like
>>143929116
>Bun
>>143929218
Then let's post sexual zetsubous!
>>143929059
I will if you give me what I asked for
>>143928952
>>143912081
What time does it start?
what if
now hear me out here
we tried to reach the post limit
but also saged?
>100 images left
>200 posts left
will it last?
>>143929690
random people won't sage.
>>143929714
Those two looks really cute together.
>>143929491
>>143929714
more like this
>>143929784
>>143901259
What's gonna happen after?
>>143929675
this is an important question
>>143929858
are these the two with crotches touching in the OP?
>>143930159
something about that looks wrong
>>143930201
Of course.
How correct is this?
>>143901259
>tfw remembered when it was in 400s
>vowed would change when it hits 0
>nothing has changed since
>>143930396
I love that one. And this one.
>>143930477
She isn't drawn nearly enough
>That pic is over a year old
>>127707438
A lot can happen in a year.
>>143913765
>>143913953
We don't even need a full season.
Just a couple of OVA's to wrap up the ending.
>>143930551
indeed
>That week on /a/ four years ago when the manga ended
I don't even remember how many threads filled.
never mind found it
Thread still going, huh.
>>143931070
Killing it now
>All this lewd
>No lewd of best girl
WHY
>>143931202
Good idea.
Bure=Rumba>/=Ringo
>>143931225
Because Maria is pure, and needs no lewds.
Three hours until next thread, and this is still alive?
>>143931566
>Needs no lewds
nigga pls
I'm out of lewds, keep posting.
>>143931638
Crashing this thread.
>>143931664
WIFF NO SHURVIVORSH
No raws for せっかち伯爵と時間どろぼう or vol. 1 of かくしごと?
>>143931664
Joining in.
>>143931638
Fun Fact: When they first started I would keep them alive or post a bunch of variation of the 'don't forget to laugh' so Count wouldn't do it anymore. His autism was stronger than mine.
How will you spend your July 12th?
>>143931785
huh?
>>143931819dead
>>143931566
>Maria needs no lewds
Lies and slander.
>>143931871
We all knew how it would turn out.
I don't have any contribution to this thread.
>>143932007
So I might as well contribute in killing it.
Now text kill this shit
>>143932056
>>143932007
Kill it
>>143932084
Ok.
Text is not as easy as picking nice images to post.
>>143930278
>readers
>anime
>>143930281
will this image ever be translated?
>>143932134
>Words are hard
>>143932134
You can smash random buttons or words, this works too.
I've never even seen this show but seeing these threads over the years this really hits me in the heart. I'll be laughing with you guys if you'll allow it.
Every day's unclear love
This world is a fleeting dream
Getting lost is a common thing
Skill is needed to overcome it
Things like loneliness should be ignored
Things like strangers shouldn't be thought of
People look their best in front of others for just one night
Walk on your own route
Even when sleeping, even when awake, don't let go of your dream
Even if the era ends, things like your life depends on yourself
It's nothing; go! Overbearing dance, yeah
The future compared to the present
By accepting to be hurt
The cold will want to bloom
It's nothing; go! Overbearing dance, yeah
You, continue to believe
Put your own perspective first
When you're lost, scold yourself
Because the neighboring lawn is green
When you compare it, it'll become dark green
If you look at it from your perspective
Bluffing is the biggest positive thing
To each their own is the way to live in the night
Despair and hope are reversible sides
It's nothing; go! Overbearing dance, yeah
Even if there's a downpour from the skies
Smiling just above the clouds
It's fine to just continue feeling the sun
Go! Overbearing dance, yeah
The wings on your shoulder blades
Spread out! Fly up to excellence
Even angels don't do well everywhere
Go! Overbearing dance, yeah
The future compared to the present
By accepting to be hurt
The cold will want to bloom
It's nothing; go! Overbearing dance, yeah
You, continue to love
Put your own perspective first
When you're lost, tolerate the scolding
>>143932191
Like thismocfuyfdamuhcswa
If you can't kill it with words, kill it with webms!
https://u.pomf.is/fqqeee.webm
(Apple Plucking Beam! Apple Plucking Beam!)
(YOUR LIFE CHANGES EVERYTHING!)
But if you can stop your feelings
Believe, shout THE PASSWORD!
Sing together, that everything will change
Change, fly, JUST FLY!
"Who do you want to show your changed self to?"
The dude who kicked me off!
Hey, let's go!
Over the slight side of despair (Come over here!)
I swear it's Shangri-La if I'm with you
The password (Apple Plucking Beam!)
But isn't it the same wherever I go?
(Are you staying there forever?)
(Apple Plucking Beam! Apple Plucking Beam!)
(YOUR LIFE CHANGES EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!)
If you meet a story as if it understands your loneliness
You better not believe it's the god
(Probably it just entraps you with a manual, doesn't she?)
(But you still like it, don't you? Say the password)
'Cause I cannot stop my feelings
I believe, I shout, THE PASSWORD!
I sing together with you, that everything will change
Change, fly, JUST FLY!
"Who do you want to show your changed self to?"
The dude who underestimated me crude!
TO DAMN 'EM!
Over there
Over the slight side of despair (Come over here!)
I swear it's paradise, we can do it
Our password (Apple Plucking Beam!)
But isn't it the same wherever I go?
(You haven't even started finding it)
Will this despair night end?
(I will tell you one thing)
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
The night is long that never finds the day.
That's the work of love and...
(It's as a manual)
Yes, let's go!
Over the slight side of despair (Come over here!)
I swear it's Shangri-La if I'm with you
Tur password (Apple Plucking Beam!)
Over there
Over the slight side of despair (Come over here!)
I swear it's paradise, we can do it
Our password (Apple Plucking Beam!)
Hey, let's go!
>>143932142
>Not reading anime
Apple Plucking Beam! * 3
Your life changes everything!
If you find somebody who sings your thinking whole,
you should not fall in love instantly.
"I might be doing it only for business."
Apple Plucking Beam!
Apple Plucking Beam!
But if you can't stop your emotion,
believe and shout the password.
Sing together that everything will change.
Change! fly! fly!
"Who do you want to show your changed self to?"
To guys who made light of me!
Now let's go beyond despair slightly
"To this side."
There surely is Shangri-La if I'm with you. The password is
"Apple Plucking Beam!"
But I wonder if it makes no difference wherever I may go.
"Do you intend to be there forever?"
Apple Plucking Beam!
Apple Plucking Beam!
Apple Plucking Beam!
Your life changes everything!
If you meet the great story which understands your loneliness,
you should not worship it as a god instantly.
"I might be only applying the manual.
But you love it for all that, don't you? Say the password."
Because we can't stop our emotions,
we believe and shout the password.
We sing together that everything will change.
Change! fly! fly!
"Who do you want to show your changed self to?"
To guys who looked down plainly on us.
To those bastards!
To the other side.
Let's go beyond despair slightly
"To this side."
There surely is Paradise if we are together. The password is
"Apple Plucking Beam!"
But I wonder if it makes no difference wherever I may go.
"You have not even looked for it yet."
I wonder if day can break from this night of despair.
"I will teach you one thing."
Everything's gonna be alright!
There is no endless night.
This is the business of love and
"the manual"
Yes, let's go....
Now let's go beyond despair slightly
"To this side."
There surely is Shangri-La if I'm with you. The password is
"Apple Plucking Beam!"
To the other side.
Let's go beyond despair slightly
"To this side."
There surely is Paradise if we are together. The password is
"Apple Plucking Beam!"
To the other side.
I guess time to read through the manga once again...
By the way, OP, what will you do after July 12th?
Why are we killing this thread again?
bai bai
>>143932142
>Calling a slideshow an anime
>>143932244
really really did not like that theme
Waiting for the night train that comes late at night, exactly at 0 o’clock
I walk crabwise on the cliff-like home platform
I have 1 suitcase, that’s what my life is like after all
You, who I picked out, are my treasure
I gently kiss your closed eyelids
And we’re wrapped up in the cloak of Hades
It’s only you who I won’t allow to go on ahead of me
Let’s depart, ready? C’mon, please give me your hand
If I’m a manservant of fate
Then indeed today, I’ll betray it spectacularly
If death is indeed eternal
Then embrace me, I don’t mind if I turn into stone, hurry
I love you, mon amour
Our lips locked together again and again, saying, ‘Don’t leave me’
They suck me dry, as I haven’t matured
How would I die? That’d probably be for the end
How would I live? It’ll get decided
Mon ami, mon ami, oh the life force
Mon ami, Mon ami, of my beloved one
I drown in love, then fighting flames
If you’re departing, then everyone, please go ahead of me
If I’m a manservant of fate
I’ll betray it spectacularly tonight
Throwing away the reservation ticket
There’s a smile in your mischievous gaze
My heart gets shot through by despair
Let’s depart, ready? C’mon, please give me your hand
If you want to hog me all to yourself
Then I’ll follow you beautifully to the end
If death is indeed eternal
Then embrace me, I don’t mind if I turn into stone, hurry
I love you, mon amour
Kurayami Shinchuu Soushi Souai
Vocals: Kamiya Hiroshi as Itoshiki Nozomu
Shinya reiji choudo no yakou ressha o matte
Gake no you na hoomu o kani-aruki
Suutsukeesu hitotsu no shosen sonna jinsei
Erabitotta anata ga takaramono
Tojita mabuta sotto kuchizuke
Yomi no manto futari kurumare
Anata dake o saki ni ikase wa shinai
>>143932319
To have a new thread 8 to dump in
>>143932280
>To the other side.
See you all on the other side in just two days
>>143932173
What do you need translated? It's literally the names of the parts of the body.
>>143932319
To star another soon.
Just make a new thread is all.
>>143932319
What's the point on keeping a countdown thread going longer than the day it's counting down?
Show of hands people who have prepared for the big day.
>>143932350
Tabidachimashou ready saa, o-te o douzo
Watashi ga sadame no geboku nara
Hanayaka ni uragitte yaru no da, kyou koso
Shi koso ga eien naraba
Dakishimete ishi ni natte kamawanai isogou
Aishiteru yo monamuuru
Hanasu mai to ikudomo kasaneatta kuchibiru
Mijuku mon no watashi o suitsukusu
Donna fuu ni shinda ka, tabun saigo no sore de
Donna fuu ni ikita ka, kimaru no da
Monami, monami, itoshii hito no
Mon ami, mon ami seimeiryoku yo
Ai ni obore soshite tatakau honoo
Tabidatsu no nara mina-san, o-saki ni douzo
Watashi ga sadame no geboku nara
Hanayaka ni uragitte yaru no da, konya wa
Shitei no kippu o sutete
itazura na manazashi no hohoemi
Shinzou, uchinukareru zetsubou
Tabidachimashou ready saa, o-te o douzo
Anata ga dokusenshitai nara
Utsukushiku shitagatte agemashou saigo wa
Shi koso ga eien naraba
Dakishimete ishi ni natte kamawanai isogou
Aishiteru yo monamuuru
(Squeeze, squeeze squeeze squeeze…)
Marionette (marionette)
Teacher’s pet (teacher’s pet)
Marionette (marionette), teacher’s pet
I’m a marionette (marionette)
Teacher’s pet (teacher’s pet)
Marionette (marionette), teacher’s pet
I’m a marionette
I’m Romeo
You’re Juliet
Teacher’s pet, teacher’s pet
A spring-fitted Grand Guignol
My beloved thoughts are violet
The freedom of my heart is stolen away
(It’s like hedonism, right?)
Teacher’s pet, teacher’s pet
Teacher’s pet, teacher’s pet
(Squeeze, squeeze squeeze squeeze…)
Marionette (marionette)
Teacher’s pet (teacher’s pet)
Marionette (marionette), the teacher’s a pet
I’m a marionette (marionette)
Teacher’s pet (teacher’s pet)
Marionette (marionette), the teacher’s a pet
I’m a marionette
I’m an onanism pet
I’m a marionette
The teacher’s a pet, the teacher’s also a pet
A spring-fitted Grand Guignol
My beloved thoughts are violet
The covetous doll is a Grand Guignol
My overflowing thoughts are violence
The freedom of my heart is stolen away
It’s despairing, right?
It’s despairing, right?
Teacher’s pet, teacher’s pet
Teacher’s pet, teacher’s pet
(Squeeze, squeeze squeeze squeeze…)
>>143932353
>>143932374
>>143932376
I recall a time or two that the next day's thread continued in the same one. And a time or two with dual threads.
I think there was an attempt at three simultaneous threads but it didn't work out.
Sayonara
https://u.pomf.is/huqwsx.webm
>>143932373
Translate it then!
Had you all taken the advice from the other guy to sage when you kill the thread I'm pretty sure the thread would be dead by now.
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
My wandering figure is exactly a rumba
(Your staggering figure is also a senseless rumba)
Even while I’m tottering, I’m living rumba
(If I look at you from the side, it seems like a dance rumba)
If you’d like, shall we dance together?
(No, no, I can’t dance with you)
Dance alone in vain rumba
(Don’t ever come again, be alone rumba)
Who decided my worth?
Tigers and leopards are in our hearts, too
(Because they don’t know that the beasts are lurking)
They stick a cheap price on me
And let me go!
C’mon, run around trying to escape during that gap
Dance, for we are a rumba
To have a light smile with you-
I don’t know
When that day will come
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
(Rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba)
A late-night mail order lecture rumba
(You, who can dance just by watching, is also a rumba)
Isn’t that expensive? How much is it rumba?
(If sold in a set, there’s a discount rumba)
If so, how about having us in a set?
(No, no, I don’t want to be in a set with you)
If I lose, it’s a frustrating life rumba
(A stamping and stomping on the ground life rumba)
Who decided my worth?
Stars and flowers are in our hearts, too
(Because they don’t know that you’re shining)
They stuck a cheap price on me and underrated me
(Because they don’t know that you sharpen your fangs and claws)
They stick a special price on me
And eat me up!
C’mon, run around trying to escape during that gap
Dance the real rumba
To have a light smile with you-
That day will come
(I believe in it rumba)
If there’s worth in people
Then who decides that?
Shall I decide on a price, too?
I’m unable to even
Decide your value
I don’t know what it is
If we hadn’t met back then
I wouldn’t be having nightmares in my dreams
If you weren’t born in this world
Then I would’ve passed without knowing jealousy or pain
What you wanted
was someone who is the complete opposite of me
I can see that you’re connected by a bright red thread…
But I’m a blue thread
Touch me and see! My heart is now
falling in love on its own and getting hurt on its own
Don’t you touch me! If my feelings can’t be answered
Then only a dark bruise will remain inside of my heart
I make a wish on a night of shooting stars
for you to fall out of love
So then I can hold out (I’ll be holding it, right?)
an umbrella over your heart while looking nonchalant
If you’re happy
Then I’ll be unhappy
The bright red thread is sadly strong…
The blue thread is tearful
Notice me and see! My tears
will spill out on their own and cool down on their own again
I want you to dump her! If my wish doesn’t go anywhere
It can’t end, it can’t ever end
Even though I have my eyes on you more than she does
Even though I only have eyes for you
The bright red thread sways back and forth, shining…
The blue thread is wet
Touch me and see! My heart is now
falling in love on its own and getting hurt on its own
Don’t you touch me! If my feelings can’t be answered
Then only a dark bruise will remain inside of my heart
DELETE THIS
ganbare anons
They’re only “fairly embarrassing” things
I don’t want to look back at my self, and life
On back streets and highways, I take shelter from the rain
In the wintry bleakness that pierces into my chest at the ribs,
My footprints make themselves step by step
On a continuing road of only rows of “worthless mounds”.
Just as I thought, I didn’t make it in time this time around, either
Is it the horribleness of my luck to become predestined?!
Until the day we meet again, please wait for me
Farewell, light; reach there, my excellent song
>>143932400
No one then.
I hear a happy scream today, too…
If I’m with you, then I’ll journey
Through forests of nothing but fantasies to the ends of this world
Even if I am reborn, my fate is to fall in love
But even myths are constitutions of romance
If I look back, there’s an unparalleled beauty
The beautiful die young like a cactus flower
Shadows make women beautiful
Quietly arrest me
The line between life and death creeps up to my dark back
I hear a happy scream today, too
Of an over-loved and drowning criminal
On the night of a crescent moon
Turning your back is a wonderful thing
Money that people lost are lying around
If there’s a god who abandons us, then there’s paper to take us
It’s the ultimate waste management society
Where will you pass away to, unparalleled beauty?
The beautiful die young, a short-lived beauty
Mirror, oh mirror, I want to become beautiful
What will happen when I die? …Let’s put on lipstick
If I can love another person, then both of us will fall into a pit
If you’re made to consume poison, then have the plate, too
A suffocating anticipating bewilders my chest
On the night of a full moon
The power of your words is in despair style
‘Oh no, oh no’ is also a part of love
I hear a happy scream today, too
That seems to be over-loved and asphyxiating
On the night of a crescent moon
>>143890337
Scared.
>>143932493
that's not how it works. that's not how any of this works.
besides we don't want it gone too soon
(Shaky shaky shaky shaky)
(Shaky shaky shaky shaky)
(Shaky shaky shaky shaky)
(Shaky shaky shaky shaky)
Late at night, I was watching the TV
Because I didn’t have anything to do, I was watching blankly
I channel surfed through successful people being praised
(Their axles aren’t shaking for those people, so wonderful)
I’ve got no interest, so I thought and turned it off
I’m going to sleep now, I’ve got work again from tomorrow on
Without falling asleep, I flipped through a comic book
The gravure idols were smiling
(Athletes are my type.
Their axles aren’t shaking when it comes to them, so wonderful)
I knew it, the reason why I wasn’t getting rewarded
As a person, for me, my axle shakes
If that’s so, then grow a spine! I’m already
Shaky shaky shaky shaky shaking away
Make it so that I don’t know I’m trembling!
Slip away! I’m already a shaky shaky human
But certainly if you are here, I’ll change?
(I’m here, please notice)
Think of an axle’s shaking as undulations
This shaking will change the world, right?
People can’t help but notice me
Even if they can only see that I’m trembling
I already know, the reason why I wasn’t getting rewarded
As a person, my axle is shaking
Ah, I know it, the reason why I’m trembling
Because I’m not being supported by anyone
Grow a spine! We’re already
Shaky shaky shaky shaky shaking away
Make it so that I don’t know I’m trembling!
Slip away! I’m already a shaky shaky human, but certainly
When I meet you, I’ll change?
(I’m here, please notice…)
>>143932491
Lips. Chin. Biceps. Spine. You get the idea.
To paradise
To freedom
destiny and I embrace each other
Start running, go go go go go
Yay yay, on the highway endlessly
Become the wind, go go go go go
lalala, my skirt flutters, WAO!
To paradise
Go go go beauty
To freedom
Go go go beauty
…Go go go go go
Come along behind me
Don’t catch me
If you fall over due to my wink, I’ll throw you away, WAO!
To paradise
I make my way to freedom
destiny and I embrace each other
Go go go beauty
So I guess the 8 people that always posted in these threads have just gone full psychotic now.
should i import the manga
visible in the white snow
are poisonous bugs
the will of god
bring death to the world
spare nobody
a farewell
brought about by the hands of an angel
the doll that was presented as an offering
oblivious to this fact
it knocks on the door
knock knock knock knock
if you don't like it
you can trade it
but what's no good is no good
too bad, what a pity
knock knock knock knock
visible
in the fathoms of love
are fleeting dreams
the will of god
bring death to the world
let it be known by none
a deceit
fabricated by the hands of an angel
the doll that was sent
wearing an innocent smile
it knocks on the door
knock knock knock knock
i can let you in
but you haven't a heart
what's hopeless is hopeless
too bad, what a pity
whoosh whoosh
howls the blizzard
the end of the world
a snowstorm of poisonous bugs
you and i
are small bugs alike
so
hey
before we disappear for good
let's play for a while
let's play tag
and run around in circles
the doll that was presented as a gift
listens to whatever it's told
ready to buy
anybody's excuses
i want to open the door for you
but there's a raging white storm outside
no one is alive
knock knock knock knock
the inorganic doll
all the time in a businesslike manner
it knocks on the door
knock knock knock knock
knock knock knock knock
knock knock, and it broke
Come on, mods. The thread is telling you to end its misery.
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
>>143932792
long gone
Hail Kafuka, full of Grace, the Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Nozomu.
Holy Kafuka, mother of Hope, pray for us sinners
Now and in the moment of our death.
>>143932873
I foretold that this would happen >>143892748
>>143925064
This is one of the most interesting pictographs I have ever seen in my entire life on the internet.
>>143932970
Wait til you see the animated version
HO HO HO HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA
>>143932961
Oh wow you are so smart eh.
ALMOST THERE
>>143933130
You know it, my man.
1
>>143933169
I'm not your man, buddy.
2
The DAED isn't working
500TH
cya in a few hours
Ded
Reminder for tomorrow, sage it
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE2 days to go
>>143933046
I am waiting but nothing happens.
inb4 mass post deletion
>>143933401
Do you see the responses about sage in here? These newfags don't even know what sage is anymore.
>>143933460
It would be perfect.
>>143933412
Took me a while to find it
http://i.imgur.com/HjNfBDj.gif
>>143933698
real vaginas don't look that pretty!
>>143930464
Please be quiet anon, I'm trying to push the fact that I made the same promise ages ago out of my mind.
>>143933698
Thank you for the effort.
But to be honest, I found the one with the red bloomers the most lewd.
>>143930464
>>143934020
there's still two days left! you can still change!
>>143934343
Please go back to the NHK thread Misaki, I'm despairing here.
>>143934444
https://u.pomf.is/crayer.jpg
Hear the guitar strumming in the back of your mind?
What's that saying about your social life?
>>143934549
>Social life
Explain further.
>>143934713
It's worse than I thought.
bai bai
>>143934549
I dont have a social life
>>143935482
You have us. Isn't that enough?
Sayonara
Zetsubou
Sensei!
I want to fuck Chiri so badly.
For fucks sake die already.
It's over SZS General! Recite your death haiku!