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Girls und Panzer - GuP und /ak/ thread
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Guys, I think I´m in love with Shizuka. What do?
>>143747135
Embrace it.
Hello.
>>143747135
Embrace it
>>143747204
Hello
>>143747135
Kill yourself
What if Erika really enjoys being bullied?
>>143747135
who
>>143745588
I typed out this long answer to this problem, but then the thread died.
So here's a shorter version: Raw providers dump teasers (like last thread) all the time, but it takes a while for the actual chapters to get uploaded. So there is a delay, but don't worry: It's being worked on.
Also, I'm going to try to establish some sort of intragroup messaging system or something so we can smooth this stuff out before it gets on the threads and stuff, and for us to get quicker answers to everyone's questions.
>>143747135
t. Rin
I want to commit a crime
>>143747135
Insure your house against fire.
>>143747410
That's only the case if Maho does it.
Guess what just arrived at Sad Panda?
>tag: prostitution
Hoh boy.
>>143747572
>Not using the other version
>>143747538
>>143747500
Azumi please, impregnating minors is forbidden, even if they're cute.
>>143747613
>>143747135
Where is new scanlations? Chap 11 was promised weeks ago!
>>143747613
>>143747613
My body is fucking ready.
>>143747613
>tag: prostitution
I hate it already.
Reminder that Shizuka is literal perfection
>>143747637
>You actually did it
I didn't stick around long enough to see it. I'm glad the GuP general doesn't disappoint.
>>143747204
>>143747750
No it was made in the previous thread.
>>143747613
>prostitution
This is my fetish.
>>143747748
But she is no part of history team.
>>143747836
>>143747836
Mika x Darjeeling when?
>>143747939
Where does the hitting Darjeeling with a cactus thing come from?
>>143747995
>cactus
>>143747475
What sex with those three would be like?
>>143747613
>no shot of the faceless fat salarymen buying their services
What's even the point.
>>143747995
It's a giant cucumber, I think.
Also, it's a Saint Gloriana's Flying circus sketch, don't ask.
>>143748037
Ask Arisu, she would know.
Irish team when
>>143748037
Totally Legal
>>143748068
>Also, it's a Saint Gloriana's Flying circus sketch
Imma ask
I wonder what Darjeeling's favourite movie is?
>>143748127
The Bridge on the River Kwai
>>143748127
Life of Brian
>>143748184
Don't bring Nishi on ideas when she needs repairs on the Chihatan carrier to be done.
>>143748127
>Bridge too far
>Battle of Britain
>Zulu
>Waterloo
>Dambusters
>Bridget Jone's Diary
>The Great Escape
>>143748112
Imagine a Japanese comedian trying to do british humor. Then add a space whale to the mix, and spice it with crack. You'll get Darjeeling. Or maybe Rosehip, depending on how much crack you added.
Momo Kawashima is a cute, cool beauty!!!
>>143748333
>Zulu
Actually a pretty good one
>>143748560
She would have pierced my heart, if she didn't miss.
>>143748560
The one exception is when she's behind a gun. Not so cool then.
Otherwise you're right.
>>143748374
I still remember how it melted down our collective minds that her great sayings made no fucking sense.
>>143748560
>ywn take Momo on a date.
>ywn have a nice dinner at a restaurant
>ywn take her to a Karaoke bar and badly sing the lyrics to songs
>ywn walk her home
>ywn tell kiss her goodbye or tell her you love her
Why even live?
Bonple is here to change your light bulbs
>>143748724
Just kill me. She's the perfect blend of cool on the outside, soft on the inside.
>>143748702
When Darjeeling talks about a cucumber, she says the words of wisdom.
When Mika talks about a cucumber, she just wants to eat a cucumber.
>Even if I sacrifice my body, I will never sacrifice my honor
>>143748756
>Black face, glowing yellow eyes
Jajka is a Jawa?
>>143748560
>>143748724
>>143748760
Go away momo, nobody likes you.
>>143748756
Poor Bonple immigrants will change your light bulbs for money.
>>143748724
>>143748760
Momo is one of the Garupans that just needs a friendly hug and some nice words.
>>143748560Momo a shit
>>143748891
>>143748607
>Pravda advance on St Gloriana singing Katyusha
>Darjeeling turns to Rosehip
>"Think the speedsters can't do better than that"
>"they've got a very good bass section mind, but no top tenners thats for sure"
>"Girls of Harlech stop your dreaming, can't you see their armour gleaming, see their t-34s streaming to this battlefield"
>>143748891
At the very minimum, Anzu and Yuzu like her.
>>143748702
Is there a link for this
>>143748970
As fucktoy
Please no bullying the Guppies.
>>143748970
Kaichou sees her as a pet and Yuzu as a stress outlet.
Do you even lift?
>>143749101
Bully the bullies
>>143748930
>>143748891
I can't imagine living in the world you guys live in. I bet you guys are Yukari fans.
>>143749137
Translate into a real language pls
>>143748917
>ywn be the one to do those things for her
Just end me now.
>>143749161
Is it wrong to love food?
>>143749279
>Mika sitting with everybody like a real human being
>not waiting in the corner to grab all the leftovers
What the hell is this shit?
>>143749279
Not even the T28 could break through the blockade of shit that these three would leave after eating that much.
>>143749210
>Rosehippu this
>Rosehippu that
>...
>Assam when did you get this swole?
>>143749279
Only when your love it more than your lolis
>>143749137
Rosehip is the cutest dog
>>143749517
It's OK if she lets them play with her funbags afterwards.
>>143749461
>swole garupans
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Let's gather in a circle around Momofag and shove him around.
I want Nina to break me in two with her bare hands.
>>143749595
Can't deny that
Need more kilts
>>143749718
>Mika stole Aki
>she couldn't see her mother since then
>she seeks the warmth of Mika's hug because it reminds me of her mom
Have a nice day.
>>143748196
>AHAHAHAH Biggus Dickus, did you get that Pekoe ?
>Bloody hell,mate, I almost spilled all of my tea
Who would win in a race between Rosehip and Mikko?
>>143749854
The audience
>>143749854
My dick
>>143747135
Burn yourself.
>>143749802
What's wrong with Bigus Dickus?
>>143747584
What's happening here?
>>143749791
Is ok now
>>143749933
>>143749920
>>143747939
>>143748034
>Implying Orange Pekoe is Welsh
>>143748531
Vice queen of fluff
>>143750033
She is scottish
>>143748041
>Wanting a fat, old bloke
Don't make me link you to THAT doujin
>>143749920
>>143748196
Now I imagine Caesar teaching Pekoe how to properly talk shit about Kuromorimine in latin.
>>143749137
>>143750132
>no doctor anon, I expect you to drink.
Anon, look what you've done!
Now you need to take responsibility.
Many cutties gathered in a single place.
>>143750351
>responsibility
>Condom
>>143750388
And Erika
>>143750132
>>143750441
Redfered to the thread
>>143750411
Yeah, Jingles don't use no condoms
>>143750381
>>143750411
Why didn't Earl Grey show up in the uni team? I want to see Darjeeling beingsoftlybullied.
>>143750351
>taking responsibility for your actions
All is fair in love and war, you said so yourself.
>>143747690
>>143747613
Why are italians such sluts?
>>143747613PUFFY VULVA
>>143750532
They need the money
>>143750132
You may have missed the point of my post slightly
>>143750532
NATION OF PASSION
>>143750616
>go to the first brothel made in Anzio
>every service is named after an italian dish
>you choose the one that sounds the most lewd to you
>it turns out the girls are just cooking that dish for you
>no lewds
>>143750827
I'll take the Carpaccio with Pepperoni please
>>143750526
Aki is so lewd
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>>143750874
I'm just advertising, go talk to the pimp.
>>143750998
that scene was pretty lewd
>>143750507
I wanna see her Cromwell
>>143751031
>3 threads AGAIN
This is getting out of control
Good night lil' hobo
>>143748905
>Bonple is actually a richfag school
Nogami must have lost a drinking duel with an immigrant with "making polan great again" as a bet
>>143750998
>Anchovy asking how anchovys smell
What did she mean by this?
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>>143751031
In retrospect, it's also kind of scary. Arisu almost became a cheap prostitute working at the whorehouse owned by mafia.
>>143750874
Carpacchio is taken at the moment, sorry.
>>143751113
Whose house did she break into?>inb4 mine
>>143750998
I want to sniff Anchovy
>>143751235
Your house /a/non.
>>143751235
Arisu's
>>143751165
>>143750132
>>143751087
Should be either two Mihos or two Erikas.
Or Miho and Erika.
>>143751304
She can dream on
>>143751281
The next day, Arisu found an horse head in her bed.
>>143751366
Psssh...nothing personal stronzo
>>143751133
Context-
Anzio has a food stand set up.
Duce asks Arisu how she likes the smell of Italian food.
Arisu doesn't like Italian food.
>>143751355
Excuse me?
Prostitution is against school regulations.
>>143751366
If Katyusha had said that, would she have found Nonna's head instead?
>>143751180
Looks more like Caesar is being taken at the moment to me.
>>143751132
>we wuz szlachta and kurwa
It's a long story, my friend. It started with Piłsudski's diplomatic mission to Japan. It ended in a huge hangover and an anime we all love.
>>143751465
>>143751484
Shut up Sodoko
>>143751465
It's a shitty /tv/ maymay that has managed to infect several boards, don't pay him any mind.
>>143750507
Doubt she will ride a tank other than the Cromwell.
>>143751490
There is no way Anzio could get the drop on Nona.
>>143751557
Assaulting the Public Morals Committee is against school regulations.
>Seiguro stole Maho
>>143751633
> Public Morals Committee is against school regulations.
>>143751633
>sodomyi laughed
>>143751165
To be honest, not liking those makes Arisu a shit automatically.
>>143751669
Sometimes they are.
>>143751484
Then explain this
>>143751595
>Yuzu
>Not american duck
>>143751669
>Sodoko serial number 96 faces logical paradox in the main process
>initiating self-termination sequence
>>143751755
Clearly delinquent propaganda.
>>143751720
At least it makes Chovy superior.
>>143751818
Don't post that!
>>143751826
Why are black shirts (or are they dark grey?) with a tie shade darker so cool?
>>143751880
I'll post what I want, it's free to post anything not X-rated.
Reminder that Miho can be quite the seductress:
>>143751924
I have no idea. I am so close to buying grey shirts and I don't even really like them
>>143751942
Stop this propaganda, there are no such things as worst girls in GuP.
>>143751952
That's true!
>>143752019
Nipples are against school regulations, and so is insertion. However, cute but seductive is not.
>>143751516
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronisław_Piłsudski
>All the descendants of his son and daughter live in Japan today as Japanese citizens. As Józef Piłsudski had daughters only, the direct paternal descendent of the entire Piłsudski Family is only Bronisław's, who lives in Yokohama.
>mfw this is possible
I am a fan of Darjeeling.
>>143752123
I want to cum in Assam forehead
>>143752123
I see what you did there.
>>143752092
I remember reading that trivia in my history book. Then I lived for years not googling it, afraid that it's just a false memory concocted by my weeb mind.
Shit.
I was just innocently browsing twitter for gup fanarts and fell headfirst into the KayDarjeeling /u/ trap.Help.
>>143752123
Assam, please.
>>143752236
No stopping it now. How convenient on the day after the 4th of July.
>>143752236
You can never have too much KayDar.
>>143752352
>>143752570
Where the fuck does it even come from. I don't even remember them talking to each other in the show.
>>143752624
I have no idea, but I love it.
>>143752624
America and Britain mommy issues.
>>143752841
Saggy.
>>143752624
They have a special relationship.
>>143753026
>Implying
Would you nerf her?
>>143753457
No. Put Ayumi in that suit first and I raise her apm.
>>143753457
>Mako instead of anyone from Anteater
It's as weird as Pepperoni Tracer.
>>143753544
I think besides the obvious Alice x Genji/Hanzo, most guys just pick their [favorite GuP character] and their [favorite overwatch character]Which is why we need Naomi with Widowmaker's suit
>>143751595
>very subtle tanlines
>>143753598
>Naomi in Widow's suit
Send help
>>143752624
It's that special relationship man. If there is a British character and American character, you can bet your ass they'll be shipped.
They look like they get along well enough from their interactions in Motto Love Love(if you want to count that) and Little Army.
>>143753598
That might reveal more than you want to see anon...
>>143753598
>Which is why we need Naomi with Widowmaker's suit
Thanks, my dick just exploded.
>>143753850
>Saori Mei's suit
>>143753933
>fat guppy wears fat suit
Fits like a glove.
>>143753933
>seal in a seal suit
Takeshi pumps and dumps, one carrier at a time.
>>143754000
Takashi is actually just Naomi in a boy's uniform
>>143753933
I want it
Looks like your pizza order was a little burnt.
>>143754236
Just the way I like it.
>>143754236
A waiter was killed because he served a pizza with a burnt crust here in my city.
>>143751087
Needs less Sauerkraut and more Anchovy. How about putting another chubby between the chubbys?
>>143753933
Who should Zarya be crossed with?
>>143754405
>40 Kg shell
Totsugeki
>>143754475
Pet the Tohtsu Fukuda Gehki.
>>143754475
>Nishi as Junkrat
Eehh.
Who is best Japanese themed commander?
>>143754573
Cute duck
>>143754608
The one that won't burn your house down.
>>143754608
Shizuka
>>143754616
Yep
>>143754838
Do not lewd the innocent Fukuda. She's the purest thing in the world.
>>143754859
>>143754838
Can we fucking not please, she legitimately looks like a baby
>>143754608
Let them both join forces.
>inb4 put your tanks on fire and charge the enemy
>>143754608
is Shizuka supposed to represent the war crimes aspect of the IJA?
>>143754871
>>143754925
Try and stop me
>>143754608
Is that even a question?
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I still don't like how they gave Fukuda a free kill. You don't enable bad behavior, Duck Team!
>>143752624
That's partly the reason, they've never interacted on screen so we can project whatever interaction we want onto them
Then there's the Anglo-American political aspect.
Kay's gregariousness and Darjeeling's reservation (but in a pleasant way, not in a KMM way) also contrast nicely in a relationship
>>143747939
>>143755097
She learned from them. In time, she will turn Chihatan into a real team.
>>143754963
How is she supposed to represent something that didn't exist?
>>143755130
Why are KMM's commander incompetent again? Because miho had to win?
>>143755160
GO TO BED NISHI
>>143755191
I didn't say she was incompetent, just that KMM's reservedness is colder than Darjeeling's personality-wise (because of the German thing)
>>143754608
Cute retard > crazy cunt
How much time do you give Shizuka before she discovers biological weapons?
>>143748333
>>Bridget Jone's Diary
wat
>>143754926
No, tanks on fire are for boring people.
Real Japanese crazies tie lunge mines to their tanks, in all directions, and charge in.
>>143748374
>Or maybe Rosehip, depending on how much crack you added.
I thought she was high on speed.
>>143755191
If KMM's chain of command gets broken they become worse than Chihatan. Miho's incident and the last two episodes are glaring examples.
>>143755354
Actually, she likes to smoke weed. It helps her hyperactivity. She likes to call it "the speed limiter".
>>143755393
Yeah but shouldn't they have reflexes/basics drilled into them at their level of execution?
>>143755334
How about a compromise? Put mines on fire, tie them to the tanks and charge. What's the worst that could happen?
>>143755304
She's currently testing them out on Chinese babies
>>143749364
Yeah, well, that's no surprise given its pathetic engine.
>>143755590
Apparently they don't, as soon as Miho got out of the tank to help her drowning classmates everyone forgot how to do anything.
