What would happen if these two meet each other?

>>142922245
hot, sweaty neet sex

>>142922555
Neither of them is a NEET

>>142922245
They create enough spaghetti for all of /a/

>>142922245
But, Umaru is a beauty normie outside her home

>>142923952
The one in the left definitely a neet

And if she was, then she's a fucking slut

>>142923983
Umaru doesn't spaghetti, you're thinking of Kyrie.

>>142922245
Umaru would help Tomoko

Tomoko is Kirie and Umaru's iPS baby.

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>>142927135

>>142922245
Dark Konata: Look at this slut over here.
Hamster: ..
Hamster doesn't think of her at all.

Tomoko would slaughter her
>>142925118
Don't use words you don't understand anon

Tomoko would avoid people like Umaru

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>>142929924
>people like Umaru
talented? gifted? popular?

>>142922245
Nothing, they're both toys

>>142930085
yeah pretty much

and since Umaru doesn't want too many people around her so she can enjoy her alone time, she'll probably not reach out to Tomoko. So they'll most likely go passed each other.

>>142929428
>Konata
who? That's Tomoko, anon.

>>142929924
She probably would sit in the corner mutter about how much of an bitch Umaru is, while ending have having sex fantasies with her.
>>142930375
>since Umaru doesn't want too many people around
She actually isn't very good in initiating conversations, since most people start talking to her instead of the other way arround, which ends up making hard for her finding friends. It never looked like she was directly avoiding other people, despite her himouto habits.

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>>142922245
UWAIMOUTO WOULD WORSHIP IMOUTO