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Monster Girls are best
>>142600519
>Those empty voids instead of eyes on Tio
She's a spooky girl.
>>142600592
4U
U4
Newt is cute
>>142600834
Newt is lewd
>>142600834
I can't refute.
Bucket Suu
Will end you.
Remove Anasheya
>>142601133
Let me guess
Some sod comished another one
>>142601133
Its still early enough
Futa/fat/horsefags havent woken up yet.
>>142600834
Newt is indeed cute.
I want to touch Draco's cheek scales.
>>142600592
Tio is cute!
>she will never spoon you in bed with her boobs pressing against your back
>>142600991
But she will not want anon's flute.
>>142601244
I'd be willing to bet that if Draco got some male attention she'd love it
>>142601244
I am resolute.
I shall stay in pursuit of that cute newt
>>142601328
> getting male attention
By your logic she's already loving the orcs attention
You can choose to have any homestay, but no physical contact allowed or you go to jail.
Would you guys do it?
>>142601328
Not every lesbian is a LUG, anon. Draco's one of the few MM who has interacted with Kurusu more than once without getting dewy-eyed or damp panty'd. It'll take a lot to convince me she's bi and you'll probably never get me to believe she's straight.
>the look she gives you when you tell her "I don't feel like being tied up tonight"
>>142601491
I pick a ghost girl.
>>142601581
What kind of ghost?
>>142601628
The kind that has no physical form, so we can do whatever we like together without fear of the law.
>>142601464
Your desires are moot; she'll give you the boot.
You should strive to befriend her, instead of rear end her.
For she resembles her sisters, who are looking for Misters.
>>142601513
Maybe she just doesn't like Kurusu. Every time she's around him something bad happens to her, so it's hardly a stretch to think that
And no matter what anyone says I'll always love Draco and want to protect her, and since shedoesn't exist in this 3d prison, It'll all be okay in the end
>>142601678
>Draco has a sister who looks just like her, but is a gyaru
I could dig it
>>142601471
Look's like the tip of Draco's tail is an erogenous zone just like Miia's.
>>142601576
>implying Tara has time for any of that rope bullshit
She'll just overpower you, pin you to the ground and take whatever she wants.
Go ahead and struggle if you want, little man. That will only increase her fury and arousal.
>>142601831
Gyaru a best
>>142601866
Pure petite gyarus are a fucking miracle, and I've noticed a decent uptick of them recently
This is the dawn of a new day
>>142600592
I liked that image until you pointed that out
>>142601840
KILL ALL THE ORCS
>>142601576
Then she'll pounce you and drag you into her pillow fort.
>>142601967
Man, I remember making those as a kid
Good times
/jp/'s monster girl general is weird
>>142601673
Like this?
>>142601956
Don't worry, I fixed it.
>>142602043
Now she looked like a blind ogre
Let's all take a moment to imagine Miia in this.
>>142601241
>Getting spooned by all that softness
>>142602034
yes
>>142602148
How would Miia fit in a car?
>>142600519
So what kind of monster is Ms. Smith?
>>142602197
maybe a large van?
>>142602225
Semen demon
>>142602068
Look what you made me do
:(
>>142601831
One of the drawfags should make a gyaru Draco picture
It should would be nice of them
>>142602245
>tail stored in the back of the van
>lays her torso over the front seat and steers
>Papi hides underneath her and pushes the pedals
>Suu beeps the horn because she likes the sound
>>142602266
What happens if Tio becomes blind?
>ywn go on a pilgrimage with Cerea to the Holy land
>>142600834
We need a "I need a hug" version of this
Does Tio smell like brown sugar or cinnamon?
>>142602414
Both
>>142602266She's a blind ogre:^(
>>142601133
Yes
>>142602401
she's an abomination and not christian either
not to mention she'll probably die in the first heat wave
>>142602414
Neither. She smells like caramel.
>>142602068
>>142602266
>>142602339
You get to apply to be her seeing eye human.
>>142602452
>abomination
Half horse half woman? Hell no.
>not Christian
Proofs?
>>142602452
Wow fuck off with that bullshit.
nth for Lilith, Queen of the Andals and of the First Men
>>142602524
>>142602576
horsefags on suicide watch, top kek
>>142602576
>Horsefag asking an anon to stop their bullshit
Oh the ironing.
>>142602617
So you're just a shitposting snake or spiderfag? Thanks for wasting my time.
>>142602673
horsefag please
at best, the horse is made for big black steppenigger cocks, as they raid deep into europe
>>142602673
First of all, you're implying you don't shitpost here all the time.
>>142602647
>astrological symbol for Cancer
I don't get it.
>>142602673
I don't tink your time is all that valuable sempai
>>142602712
imagine if you were a human and you got sucked in to a pipe like that
>>142602604
Why is Lilith drinking ZUN?
>>142602707
>being this obvious
>>142602735
Lilith killed Touhou
>>142602754
I'm not even half kidding
There's a reason why the horse was domesticated in central asia (today's Kazakhstan) first
Daily reminder that centaurs were made for superior nomad cocks
>>142602780
*steppeniggers
Everyone knows that Monoeye is the best!
>>142602808
>There's a reason why the horse was domesticated in central asia (today's Kazakhstan) first
Central Asian women age rapidly and badly, while horses stay firm and perky for most of their lives?
Fig. 1: Japanese burb cooking noodles
>>142602897
I'd like a naked lab coat Manako and sling bikini Hitomi to go, please.
>>142602897
This says otherwise
>>142602946
>while horses stay firm and perky for most of their lives?
if only horses had human boobs right sempai?
>>142602897
For you
>>142602897
You are mistaken. Centaurs are best. Monoeye is okay at best.
>>142603026
I want to prank Tio by telling her that the only way I can get it up is by reenacting the plane scene before fucking
>>142602972
Japanese snake poaching eggs.
>>142603050
>A literal horse.
I will never get why you keep forcing this meme.
>>142603072
Now we need someone to draw Tio wearing a bane mask
>>142603110
Goddammit, you don't poach eggs in fire! You poach them in vinegar-diluted water!
Fuck what is it with you anons not understanding the finer points of culinary art?
>>142603139
Yes. Centaurs master race.
>>142602897
Careful with that statement anon. You dont want to trigger the horsefags
I want to marry this snake.
>>142603197
It wasnt me it was Miaa
>>142603197
That is a pan full of water.
Japanese spider seasoning to taste.
>>142603279
I swear I have to teach this woman how to cook properly.
You don't use fish bones to make broth for a stew. And you certainly don't use a fucking rolling pin as a cooking ingredient in a wok!
>>142603050
>Twig legs
NYET.
Someone please feed that poor girl.
what ya think anon?
>>142603268
When Crabman's Crab men compatriots rise up from their undersea shell fortresses and overrun humanity the animators at DMM will be the first up against the wall.
>>142603409
>>142603009
I mean wtf is up with these
>>142603371
>>142603409
that's a man
>>142603356
Why not cook with her? Its more romantic that way anon
>>142603371
>>142603409
>>142603441
WHAT IS THAT!?
>>142603460
Best option here.
Supervision AND romantic activity.
Which girl gives the bestkisses?
>>142603460
> ywn teach Miia cooking
> ywn held her hand while cutting ingredients
> ywn feel her soft hands while you control her flow
>>142603471
It's a typical spiderfag
>>142603386
Will the Crabmen replace the DMM animators or will we have nothing? Cause I'd still like my new Miia's with hats to show up as scheduled.
I am not dealing with Crabmen bullshit if it interrupts the new HR and SR Miia releases.
I probably missed the last few pages of the manga chapter, but did Miia ever find a job that she liked?
Did she actually end up keeping the miko assistant job?Cerea vs Wasp girl when?
>>142603508
Miia. Lots of tongue action too.
>>142603508
Suu perhaps.
>>142603586
>Did she actually end up keeping the miko assistant job?
As far as we know, yes. She's currently a shrine snek for this arc.
The new dangerous species will probably mess it up and we'll all pretend nothing ever happened.
>>142603371
Hair's too long. Rach's hair is a bob haircut, but that cosplayer's wig looks like it goes further than just the back of her neck. Immersion ruined.
>>142603676
I think covering more of her is a bonus in this case
>>142603657
>not posting the shrine snek
>>142603714
Shrine snek just might be the best snek costume or at least tied for best snek costume.
I want all the girls to surround me with their tummies and abs
Why is small breed the objectively best kind of spooder?
>>142603764
I want to press my face against Miia's abs.
>>142603744
I concur, and I'm not even a snekfag
>>142603676
To be fair, Rach with long bangs covering her face would be kinda cute.
>>142603050
Why not both?
>>142603846
You improved Manako. I didn't think it was possible.
>>142603744
Sundress and Miko are best.
>>142603846
PURGE IT KILL IT BURN IT
>>142603836
short hair a best
fight me irl faggot
>>142603846
You made two marginally ok things slightly better. Weirhd
>>142603549
New Miia soon. Singer Miia maybe?
It looks like she's holding a mic.
>>142603999
I thought it was a hairbrush
>>142604041
I thought it was a mirror.
>>142604060
I thought it was a tenga
>>142604041
I can see it.
Maybe a spoon and she's weaning an apron?
>>142603846
Great. Now I want a side story about a light-weight centaur with a chip on her shoulder who eschews medicine to become a deadly assassin.
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>142604226
Something something Elder God
>>142603999
New Emeth?
>>142604092
probably this
>>142603508
Rachnera has the most style, but Papi has the most enthusiasm.
>>142601959
This faggot doesn't want to slobber all over a fat orc cock.
>>142604443
>New Emeth?
Probably. She's popular too, so it's not all that surprising.HR Misaki when?
>>142603019
We talked about that scenario last thread.
>>142597177
>>142604226
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
>Cthulhu fhtagn
>Is she nary an Elder God?
>>142603846
Every day we stray further from god's light.
>>142603357
Shire is great. But I'm more of a Cerea guy
>>142604816
Cerea is better than some shit game girl anyways.
>>142604860
Well I wouldn't put it like that. Shore has some good features. It's just I prefer Cerea
>>142604860
>>142604816
>"We don't like big girls with abs"
>>142605074
Didn't you know?
Cereafagsare gay
I know. It's shocking
>>142605074
>dumb drill hair and bikini armor
Shit design. Boob armor was bad enough, bikini armor just garbage
You want to live with your waifu right? What kind of furniture would you pick? How would you style your house?
>>142605130
Please quietly off yourself.
>>142605167
Drills are overrated as hell.
>>142605074
How the hell does she keep the armor on her back legs from flopping about and injuring her?
>tfw a mobileposter cereafag is better than >>142604860
No, really, what do you contribute exactly?
>>142605130
The thing is, bikini armor has another function separate from defense. Agility is the real stat.
>dumb drill hair
Stop lying.
>>142603297
Why's she so sad? Who cares about the picnic- I thought horses LOVED salt.
>>142605130
>dumb drill hair
>>142605240
To all those who think Horsepussy is heresy, you are wrong. We must unite against this (not exactly) new devilry.
I had a dream about Lala the other night,
and I don't even read this manga
it involved duct taping her head onto her neck
.. cause making out is awkward without a head
>>142605240
>Reminder that Papi has never been drawn with a dick by this artist
PAPI WA PURE HARPY
>>142605320
She blew making the tuna and egg sandwiches because she didn't taste them for seasoning after the animal protein went in.
Which you should already know, for the love of all that's unholy.
>>142605244
>Thicc sexy horse
>long sword
>worrying about agility
But like I said before. No need to be ass mad because I have a different preference of horse.
>>142605244
Drills are honestly shit. People obsess over them too much.
>>142605130
>dumb drill hair
>>142602295
I want to see this.
Waiting for Miia driving...
>>142605432
That's because she died after being destroyed by Cerea's thick cock.
>>142605432
Anon you fool. Someone here is probably comishing all of those!
Now you've done it!
>>142605478
You're going to have to wait for her driving a car, but here's snek on a scooter.
>>142605452
This
They are pretty shit
>>142605485
>New IP
Go away, shitposter.
>>142605588
Overused and overrated.
>Cow a Cute!
Yiss
Have a snexy snek
>>142605640
Cow a cheating shit.
>>142605432
Actually he said the initial draft of his Papi pic had her with a penis too, so it's been drawn, just not published.
>>142605640
Touch the cow.
>>142605643
Give the people what they want, anon.
>>142605693
But he did
Lala is pretty much the only one MC is interested in right?
as he's a leg man
>>142605659
Cow is the loyalest of monstergirls.
>>142605708
An Ogre is not a Snek. You won't trick me.
>>142605686
>Do it now
Posthaste
>>142605770
Still better than a horse.Not as good as a slime.
>>142605693
>ywn be woken up by a miia so horny she can't avoid touching herself and is outright begging you to give her the d
>>142605735
Not just Lala.
>>142605862
>implying she'll wait for you to wake up
>implying you won't be woken up by a morning tonguejob
She sees the heat in your pants and she's not waiting any longer.
>>142605770
Full fucking scans when?
>>142605961
Does she have a lamiass in this one? I'll be mad if she does
>>142605961
I have hope. If the other one can get scanned years after it was released, then this one can get scanned too.
DLsite exists. CC is coming up too, so chances of a reprint is possible.
>>142606068
I remember seeing the sample pop up on pixiv ages ago and i was so excited
When it gets scanned it's probably going to be my hands down favorite
Vanilla Miia doujini with actually good art
Gonna try and learn Japanese
wish me luck guys
>>142606308
I got most of mine from twitter when CC was happening. Personally I'm just happy to see get the tender, loving that she deserves.
The other one doesn't have bad art at all, but it does need work. I'm not even talking about the anus.
>>142606418
Good luck
>Tfw you would've known Nippon by now if you actually committed 3 years ago
Damn it
>>142605735
She's in the friendzone (Crabman said it)
So far she's the one who has it very difficult to win the darlingbowl
>>142605735
Why so desperate to pair Lala with MC? It's 99% gonna be one of the main 3
>>142603454
i agree
>>142605074
> liking abs on girl
>>142606308
When's this going to get scanned?
>>142606610
>not liking abs on a girl
What a gay, not even joking
>>142606032
ANSWER ME
>>142606610
>Not liking abs on a girl
Man
>>142606610
>not liking and on a girl
>>>/lgbt/
I want to lick this dragon-girl's abs
>>142606680
>>142606726
>>142606815
> liking girls with men bodies
> not gay
No you
I want Tio to spoon me while I spoon Lilith at the same time
>>142606967
>He doesn't like fit girls
>>142606856
That's nice, I want to kiss draco's untoned but taut belly and tell her she doesn't need big muscles, boobs, wings or horns to be the bestfor me
>>142606986
I want to lower Lilith onto Tio's horn, then bind them with rope so they're stuck together.
>>142607117
>Tio's horn
Which one?
>>142607168
The one inher heart
I want tio to stick her horn into my unworthy ass while she says dirty things to me
>>142607198
>>142607227
>>142607238
It's not the horn on the outside that counts, it's the horn on the inside.
>>142603773
> Darling-kun is coming home from grocery shopping.
>Suddenly, a small breed drops out of a tree onto his shoulders like pic related.
>Said Spider asks for Rachnera's place.
>Thinking it's Rachnee's little sister, Darlking-kun brings her with him.
>To everyone's surprise, Rachnera responds to the little spider with a flustered "Ka...Kaa-san?"
how now brown cow?
>>142607321
Cow is alright, but I'll have sheep
>>142607321
I want a cut of that USDA Prime beef, if you know what I mean.
>>142607321
Brown cock.
>>142606967
>not liking snek abs and bellies
>>142607440
She has big tiddies too
>>142607479
I cannot stop laughing at those god-awful faces.
>>142606661
I had a bit of dust on my screen that mad me realizeshe's one ink stroke away from sporting the nastiest evil smirk.
>>142607492
Too big. Miia was the perfect size already.
>>142606661
Hopefully never. Shinotcha is not for lewd.
Tio having trouble with doors
>>142607746
>Heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out
>>142607746
This is her relaxed.
Mention sweets, and she'll channel her inner Kool-Aid Man
>>142607746
Thats gonna take a while to fix
>>142607321
Squiiiiishy yet hard brown cow
>>142607901
It happens often.
>>142606967
>Not liking a strong woman
>>142607936
they dont even sell the door frames part by part, the total cost to fix that is at least ~$150 without labour
fucking tio being cute and shit
>>142607982
Are you by any chance a carpenter or a handyman.
>>142607901
Think of it as an opportunity to upgrade to a taller door and opening. He should make it wider as well.
Would you rub her shoulders after she's worked all day?
>>142608083
I'd give her a full body massage
>>142608083
I'd rub her "shoulders" if you catch my drift.
>>142606856
When do we get muscular 8 ft genetically engineered dragon-girls?
>>142608083
Of course, they're probably super stiff from working hard all day long
>>142608140
Stop treating her like a cow, anon. That's how Farmer McFloozy fucked up.
>>142608290
The only thing the farmer did wrong is not report the trips to the hospital to the exchange program.
>>142608373
He should have invited Cathyl to participate in his midnight milkings.
>>142608373
It's as though he thought the cost of her milk was still low enough to make keeping her profitable.
Would you make her a healthy salad an run her a bath afterward?
>>142608450
> healthy salad
Is there such things as unhealthy salad?
>>142608665
I guess if you drown it in ranch dressing
>>142608665
a salad drowned in dressing
>>142607982
Honestly that door looks too narrow for Rachs legs, it was all part of Tios plan.
>>142608039
in renovation nonetheless
>>142608766
we're not sure how "wide" rachnee is, for all we know she might be able to get in all sideways or sumshit
mighty uncomfortable though
>>142608083
>>142608450
Cathyl seems more the type to stop off at the watering trough in front of the house; unhook her overall's bib; plunge her upper body into the trough; whip herself up and out, shaking water droplets in all directions; then give you a wide-eyed grin and ask you to come over to the barn to help her work out a couple kinks.
>>142608665
Take your base of lettuce, add ranch, french fry skins, barbeque bits, hemlock sauce, oleander oil, and garnish with nightshade.
>>142608851
>side way rach
I want to see rach walks like a crab
>>142606856
Is this a new character?
>>142608856
>ask you to come over to the barn to help her work out a couple kinks
>>142608887
I was thinking of a scenario akin to passing a table too wide through a doorframe; one half first, turn a bit, then the other half
>>142608959
Yes.
Also this one.
>>142608966
this gif never ceases to amuse me
Happy cow = Happy wife
Happy wife = Happy life
>>142608953
Is there a gif or webm of hers walking the crab? Rach doing the crab is cute af
Spooder tits
>>142606856
>>142605244
>these abs
Would you like Monoeyes if they were bigger?
>>142609638
I love monoeyes of every size.
Would you an Oni?
>>142609735
No horse pussy no deal.
>>142609638
I already like monoeyes though.
>>142609735
Yuugi is my favorite 2hu so yes.
>>142609638
Up to a point. I keep hoping she'll get a cameo.
>>142609852
Next time Darling-kun's house needs renovating?
I'm just waiting for Rach-kaa-san Mom-musu.
>>142609735
Little do you know that Oni girls are my jam, senpai-san.
you wouldn't let a Kobold feed you would you /a/
>>142608195
Studying genetics to do this sempaiIt might take a while tho
>>142609936
Not with those nails
Absolutely disgusting
>>142608195
Get a female winner of The Arnold Weightlifting Championships to cosplay as a dragon-girl
>>142609936
No, not Polt at least. She'd probably want to feed you some green-looking tofu, quinoa, and kale bullshit.
>>142609735
Son, i would an ENTIRE VILLAGE of Oni.
This series needs more daughterus
>>142610092
Stay strong, Momotaro...Don't let their dicks intimidate you.
I wonder what happened to the poor sod that was sent to live in the Lamia village as part of the exchange
>>142610334
Lots of law breaking
Just got the "I heart Monster Musume" anthology. What is the best story and why is it Manako babysitting Papi?
Worst is Cerea's chest expansion
>>142610334
He's living the good life. All he has to do is make his own food because everything else is taken care of by his harem.
>>142610334
>exchange
I thought it was one sided only?
>>142610465
No, Anon.
Unlike your sex life a cultural exchange does both ways.
>>142610524
>Unlike your sex life
I'm bi-curious though?
>>142610465
Centaur women have groups of "students" from which they recruit their teasers, so some informal exchanges have been going on for a while. There's no reason to assume that it's only other species types trying out the human world.
>sent off to monster village in exchange with one of theirs
>their race is all female
You probably think this is cool, but lets be real you're fuckin dead m8.
>>142610666
It's worth it satan
>>142606068
Is that the mind swap one? Which one am I thinking of?
>>142610465
Horse and Snake mom reveal their species bribe the officials to send them cuties as part of the program.
>>142610666
That's a good way to go.
>>142610729
So much for "muh horse Anhur"
>>142610666
>Triple 6.
I agree with you Anon, especially if it were a village of devils. No Anon would survive.
>>142610666
>lets be real you're fuckin dead
maybe of exhaustion
but if I was actually going to be a village husband, I'd like to be put through a strict exercise regimen first
>>142610745
>some sneks use the lamia ball as excuse to exercise pure love
>>142610745
Here's to a short life and a merry one.
>>142610795
Above all, all races humanoid or monstrous are united by one true rule: "no fatties"
>>142610725
Mind swap is already scanned and it's horribly drawn.
That doujin is an unscanned Miia vanilla that was released last year. You can see it in the big pile of doujins Crab bought along with another Miia doujin that I'm pretty sure is also vanilla.
>>142610801
>3 types of Devils
You've got the loli for the pedophiles, the ganguro for the degenerates, and the elder for the sophisticated gentlemen with excellent taste.
>>142610801
>Loli Devil will get you arrested
>Ganguro Devil looks rediculour
>Elder Devil has twigs for limbs
I'll take that SportsDog any day
>>142610832
I'd specifically request impregnate them first.
Why dont lamias just slither on down to the sperm bank like normal, rational adults?
>>142611449
Where's the fun in that?
>>142611449
Because they don't need just the sperm. They need the multi-hour multi-orgasmic multi-lamia orgies and penetrative sex leading to the their orgasm at the moment their partner's sperm is delivered by his pulsing penis to ensure a pregnancy occurs.
>>142611449
They can't test men that way. But just shoving soup in your bag you're going to breed weak children. By making a man go for hours and not die, you breed strong children.
>>142610801
I swear that Elder Devil is fucking perfect.
Tell me honestly anon;
Take a look at the mirror, would a horny lamia really have sex with you?
>>142611449
Because they also love the D.
>>142608373
It's tragically funny that the 3D guy who filled out the form to crabman for a cow waifu was portrayed as a character who loves udders so much that he fondles and sweet talks livestock in the middle of the night.
>>142611906
Probably.
>>142611906
Not all of us anons are outcasts because we're ugly. Some of us are just mental.
>>142612001
>Not sweet talking your livestock
Do you even farm?
>>142611906
probably.
Im not all that horrible looking, I've known a few banging hot chicks in my life. I wouldnt doubt id be able to find one Lamia willing to party.
>>142612001
He probably went on and on and on about his lactation fetish, to the point that Crabman just decided to give him what he wanted until he choked on it.
>>142611906
I have a good looking face but am quite overweight, Not "obese" looking b/c good fat distribution though.
Basically need to lose like 20-30 lbs and I'll be good to go
>>142611906I actually think I'm good looking enough.And given looks I could certianly blend in with the Eels.
>>142603846
>no feet for clumsy mono-eye footjobs
You monster.
>>142611906
Not every socially inept person has to be ugly, you know.
>>142612117you poo in loo?
>>142612170No, the other brand of shitskins.
>>142606967
>wanting a tub of lard
Negro detected.
>>142612211
aah, mymiddle easternbrethren
>>142612270basketball western
>>142612318
blacks aint "shitskin" afaik
>>142609735
Needs. More. Muscle.
>>142611906
no they would not.
which is why i am here
>>142611906
Three years ago when I use to workout, yeah, but I've lost twenty pounds in muscle from life kicking my ass. I'm right out of Auschwitz at the moment.
>>142611906
Probably.
>>142612528
Should've trained for strength
>>142612585
I had no fucking clue what I was doing and to be fair was just exercising because it was funand to justify having a waifu like me (pathetic, I know).It's unclear how but I have a degenerative heart condition now and a few other life things that need fixed before I can start up again.
>>142610578
>I'm bi-curious though
You mean you're a faggot?
Darling is best girl no matter what you say
>>142612804
No, I like fucking cute boys anon.
I like to fuck them right in the ass.
RIGHT. IN. THE. ASS. ANON.
>>142606573
>implying it'll be anyone but Miia
>>142612948
So you're a faggot in denial
>>142612948
>I like to fuck them right in the ass.
>RIGHT. IN. THE. ASS. ANON.
>>142612979
For you.I like traps, but only have fucked women so far, so maybe bi
>>142612979
It's not gay if he's cute.
>>142613024
like this except with their cute little penis
>>142613084
Anon, this is a Christmas Image Board
>>142613084
Something tells me this is incest.
Am I wrong?
>>142613233
yes, you actually are
_Hi_
>>142613084
>>142613130
Faggots fuck off to >>>/soc/ or >>>/lgbt/
>>142611829
>>142611906
Great. I'm an emaciated corpse with weak lungs and hand tremor, who dropped out of college after over 2 dozen mental breakdowns.Guess all I have left that will take me in is horsepussy
I want MamaMiia to violate my ear with her tongue. Right now!
>>142613294
I'm not gay though
>>142611906
Possibly, the biggest problem is that I probably don't have enough stamina for the entire ride.
>>142613311
>emaciated corpse
Don't feel bad. A little surgery to have your olfactory nerves cut and you'll be a great match for any desperate zombie.
>>142613294
Fuck you.
>>142613401
>not being /fit/ for your snekfu
>>142613427
Nah fuck you leatherman.
>>142613346
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me!
>>142613535
Some people say my love cannot be true
>>142611906
...
Fuck.
Love this horse.
>>142613535
God bless that glorious faggot.
Rest in pepperoni.
>>142613427
>>142613485
Just kiss already.
>>142613785
Pls go and stay go.
>>>/y/
>>142613696
That horse was built for taking horse cocks. And horse shit.
>>142613785
Maybe after he gets out of that, uh, jabroni outfit and we settle it in the ring
>>142611906
I'm not hideous, but no probably not.
>>142611906
fuck you
>>142613856
I cherish all of my waifu as she is.
>>142613435
I have plans to get /fit/ but my two main problems are procrastination andthat they aren't real.
>>142613898
I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.
>>142613949
>spoiler
Thanks for reminding me ;_;
>>142613949
they are real anon
except they are on a 2d plane, you are in a 3d one
now imagine the superior beings in a 4d plane, would you be real to them?
>>142613949
She is real, anon. Do it for her.
>>142614140
anybody have something like this, except forRach-nee?
>>142610745
What's the blonde on the left licking of her fingers?
>>142614184
When you stop being lazy and make it.
>>142614107
Are you saying... I might be someone's husbando?
>>142614107
Does that mean that there is some 4D being somewhere that wishes I existed and I was their waifu or whatever the extradimensional equivalent is? That's hot.
>>142614184
What are you, a cad? You have to make it yourself if you truly want to show your devotion.
*ahem*
Just posting Smith.
>>142614240
we can only hope
>>142614255
Hips & legs or GTFO.
>>142614240
>>142614250
Yes
Think about it; there are tests going on now, trying to figure out if our universe is a simulation.
We are a 4D being's "chinese cartoon" and every one of us has a husbando/waifu in the multiverse
>>142614255
When did MJ grow out his hair?
>>142614254
They keep posting the same fucking news since 2008
>>142614254
>inb4 ethics, morals, religion, femininism, human rights, animal rights, animal cruelty ruin the opportunity.
>>142611906
I'm not entirely fucked in the face department. Plus I've got a special touch with snakes so yeah, probably.
>>142614423
>inb4 waifus
FTFY
>>142614423
>international team of /k/ommandos assembles to perform strikes on their faggot rallies and assassinate their faggot leaders
>>142614424
You're the guy who fucked that snake arent you
>>142614697
Would /k/ fags really defend the creation of monster people? I thought it was /v/ that wanted living Dragon Dildos
>>142614806
>Would /k/ fags really defend the creation of monster people?
Promise them Polt like battle buddies and see how fast they leap up to help.
>>142615013
/k/ is filled with underage who dont even have weapons/guns
they'd be useless
>>142615134
So, would they want Zombina or what?
>>142614871
/k/ would do anything for fluffy tails
>>142610281
I want them to intimidate me.
>>142615134
Every evil genius needs cannon fodder once in a while.
>>142615208
Well, fluffy tails *are* the best things ever.
>>142615208
[ ] Touch.
[ ] Do not touch.
Well, /a/?
>>142615475
[x] Molest
>>142615475
[x] Touch.
>>142615371
Oh boy, time for Poltposting.
>>142615500
I want more Luz art
>>142615809
I wonder how large she can take it
>>142615870
Don't sexualize my daughteru
>>142615854
Jesus, Anon. We get it. You want to touch the fluffy tail
>>142615923
too late because I want to split her in two
>>142615923
I want to fuck your daughteru.
>>142616345
Don't worry anon, unlike >>142615973 I'll be very gentle with her.
>>142616489
Will you walk her home gently?
Yo so is the dude's name actually Darling?
Is his name Mr. X Darling?
>>142616510
As gently as she wants.
>>142616602
His name is Mr. Person.
>>142616602
His name is NANOMACHINES, SON
>>142616701
>>142616659
Nah I don't really believe it. I think Mia and Ms. Smith are the only ones that actually get his name right.
>>142616745
SAY MY NAMEKurusu Kimihito
>>142616745
Mr. Squat AtMyHouse Doormat
>>142616659
Actually, it's Mr. You Person.
>>142616795
I know hito means person, but what does kimi mean
>>142617115
He has too much personality to be a blank slate insert. Right?
>>142617435
He only has one "personality"
>>142617554
Is bland understanding durable lucky son-of-a-bitch really a personality?
>>142617554
He's not a schizo so of course he has only one personality.
>>142602452
>die in the first heat wave
>candyass Canadian in charge of not projecting
Good news guys, they're working on the dub.
>>142617941
Where's her dick? :^)
>>142618781
so? Its not like we're required to watch it
>>142618793
Tucted away
Do you guys remember which episode had Darling going on a date with MON to find who sent the letter and they caught Doppel?
>>142619318
11.
>>142619433
Tio getting fat
>>142600519
I want to hug Lilith.
>>142619518
>Lilith in Morrigan costume'
This awakens the penis
>>142619537
>Morrigan's costume
>>142606573
I don't see it as pairing.
So far the pairing friends are: Miia-Mero, Papi-Suu, Cerea-Rachnee andLala-Kimihito
>>142619718
Do the girls even know that she can whisk him away to their little field of flowers and flowing stream at any time and just shoot the shit for lord knows how long?
>>142613918
Too soon, man.
>>142610666
probably they sent a female human exchange student to the lamia village/harpy village (or any other female-only species village) just for the sake of the human's security and health
>>142619862
of course not
even when darling told them that he found out Lala naked in his bedroom, they didn't give a shit (except for Miia, of course), like they don't even consider her as a marriage candidate
>>142619862
Keep in mind he has to nearly die to go to the field with her
>>142619977
Not if Smith was involved in any way.
>>142620119
Chapter with Smith getting fired when?
>>142619718
Indeed. Friends. Lala is in the friendzone. She's too young for him, anyways.
Why is Vanilla x Oni the best combination?
>>142620107
Well yeah, but "nearly dying" is simply her bonking him right on his fucking dome. It's not like it takes much. But then again "blows to the head aren't a laughing matter."
>>142620098
Purple nips.
>>142620142
Not until grandpa John passes on and no longer controls all of the Otherspecies Exchange Committee from behind the scenes.
>>142620142
>Main girls getting annoyed by Darling insisting on chores and overbearing about having fun
>Smith gets fired and crashes at Darling's giving him a sob story
>Darling forced on business trip for 2 weeks so Smith becomes homestay
>Never does chores, always fun. house turns into a living shithole and girls feeling under the weather from eating from 7/11 and messy house
>girls forced to deal with her and makes them wish Darling comes home
Would be a fun chapter, but a bit sitcom.
>>142601959
>KILL ALL THE ORCS
ALL of them?
>>142620176
>She's too young for him
I feel it otherwise
>>142620452
13 is too young in Japan, she's just one year away
>>142619518
>>142620379
The bestest
>>142620379
BESTEST OF THE BESTEST
>>142602524
>Proofs?
She is more likely to take after one of the ancient Greece deities. Remember that Greek Gods actually created many of the monster girls.
>>142620452
>official merchandise
>looks like it was printed at home on the lowest DPI setting from some MS Paint resized jpg
I really hope it's the camera and lucite making it look like shit because there is so much noise in that.
Congratulations. You've picked your one and only Monster Girl waifu.
...but suppose she changed? Just small minor change that would change her appearance?
Would you love her any less?
>>142620559
Nope, unless it was extremely obvious like an entirely different hair color or something.
>Miia with Feminazi Pink Hair.
>>142620611
>unless it was extremely obvious
>>142620559
>Would you love her any less?
Nope. She is the love of my life and that isn't changing.
>>142620559
I'm not sure if her hair colour is black of deep, dark blue (like blueberries blue)
>>142620677
> is black of
is black *or
jeez i need some coffee
>>142620518
Acting like a delusional eighth grader and being in the eighth grade are two different things, anon. I doubt that any of the girls in the exchange program are under age.
>>142620719
>Coffee
Need milk in that coffee?
>>142620760
Yes, directly from the source if possible
>>142616602
Yes. Eventually, he'll have three kids, and the eldest daughter Wendy, will elope with a boy who never grows up.
>>142620559
>Would you love her any less?
My love for her is endless.
>>142619518
>Lilililith
Sheer pottery
>>142620927
>My love for her is endless.
What if she became a ditzy blonde?
>>142610092
>talon feet
>>142620738
fuck senpai that ending segment hit too close to home
>>142621102
Is she still the same sweet, lovely and cute girl?
>>142621110
Bite your tongue.
>>142620431
Well, the fat ones kill themselves anyway through heart problems and beetus.
>>142621110
Are you some kind of queer, son?
>>142621180
Reveal your dark past!I didn't really have one, just the standard teenage angst of im smurt
>>142620559
Redhead Cerea? I'm also fine with airport Cerea.
>>142621325
For Cerea is would be asandniggerwit auburn hair, since she's the "token european blonde girl"
>>142621102
Blonde Miia is still good. Her personality is what's important here.
>>142621269
Now, papi has raptor feet, which is fine since she's avian. But a giantess or any humanoid with talon feet is just gross.
But I only want Zombie feetand the rest of the body
>>142621150
She looks good as a blonde!
>>142621369
Fine by meI'm half sandnigger myself.
>>142620611
what's wrong with pink hair?
>>142621382
>Miia
>good personality
>>142621413
that cool, I'mfullsandnigger
Thankfully not a horsefag
Though we had a steppenigger for while who was a massive horsefag
>>142621325
>Redhead Cerea
Scotch Highland based version of Cathyl, voiced by Fiona Ritchie.
>>142621425
Nothing, I specified Feminazi.
Mero is lovely.
>>142621487
>Though we had a steppenigger for while who was a massive horsefag
I'm surprised we don't have hordes of them.
>>142621369
Could she be east Asian instead? My people tend to prefer lighter skin.
>>142621444
>Horsefag talking about personalities
>>142621413
>>142621487
no wonder
>>142621444
And then there's this faggot
>>142621584
She could be a Mongolian trying to take down China's wall.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Centaurs supposedly based off Mongolians because the Greeks couldn't understand how a man riding a horse could aim with their bow so accurately so they thought they were one being?
>>142621567
I got this joke
>>142621547
She is, but I want to know more about brunette and blonde Mero, for science
>>142621609
Hate all you want, but Cerea's knight personality is better than boring and bland Miia.
>>142621672
>Centaurs supposedly based off Mongolians
nope. Scythians (so were the amazons)
>>142621609
>L'elf Oneface("it's pronounced 'oh-nay-fa-shay!'") criticising others about criticising others
The ironing.
I want to dick this demon
>>142621700
I wasn't talking about cerea, m8
>>142621736
Bestest devilest.
>>142621736
I want to cum all over her face and watch her lasciviously smear the semen around with both hands before she licks it off her fingers.
>>142621700
Saber-clone is objectively the most boring. Whether you accept this fact or not is none of my business.
>>142620559
Lala with dark brown skin, redhead and a normal sclera with brown/blue iris would be a very huge turndown
>>142621851
opposite of blue is red
lala would be a red oni
>>142621845
What does Miia have besides Darling obsession? At least Saber clone has basic characteristics thanks to it being used so often.
>>142620760
WTF, where is the source of that? holy shit... i nid to masterbait rite nao.
>>142621845
Well you're wrong. Miia is like bland white bread
>>142621943
I feel that this'd only work if her fishy half were blu too
Would you take snake on a deito? Maybe to the hat shop?
>>142622032
I'd take snek to me bed
>>142621924
Then it would be: red skin, dark orange/red hair, white sclera and purple iris?
I'm OK with it
>>142621939
You can answer your own question just by reading the manga.
>>142622069
Irish detected
>>142621943
The fish half would be blue too
Still, she's cute AF
>>142622105
That cute face does thing to my heart.
>>142607901
nah is cool
>>142622239
Miia's hair color is a bit darker
>>142611906
anon why did you have to go and do that
>>142622341
Something something frogposter
>>142622239
What if her ears were reddish too?
>>142622001
Srs, what chapter is that?
>>142622289
More Red/Pink helps!
Miia=redhead Kaga Kouko - money + snaketail?
>>142622521
DARKER
>>142622588
>inb4 he just gives you a niggeredit of the previous two
>>142622547
why is black-fur merino so lewd?
>>142622676
>fur
it's wool
>>142608081
>automatic door gets stuck closing
>instead of opening again it continues to close
Fuck, how common are doors that do that? All the ones I'm used to just open again if they get stuck.
>>142622588
How about this?
>>142622547
>Merino must touch herself every time she pees to avoid it from getting on her wool
That's kinda hot, imagine walking in on her sitting onn the toilet with her fingers buryed in her pussy wool to keep it away from the stream
>>142622741
Forgive of me wizard, I meant wool.
I'm under the effects of Mr. Booze.
>>142622782
Silver hair is tine, too
>>142622782
If she still looks that good in her twilight years, damn!
>>142622547
Nono, the one i quoted you first. I didn't see it.
>>142614254
I'm sorry, what?
>>142622842
I love that smug
Do you like Kimihito (Darling, Husband, Bae, Honey, Master, etc.) as a character?
>>142622778
Flimsy construction allowed the door to crumple without generating enough force to trigger a retraction.
>>142615500
>pat fluffy tail
>pat
It's touch fluffy tail though.
>>142622875
Better?
>>142623089
Yes.
>>142623136
Oh Lawdy.
I like it.
>>142623093
No, it's burn fluffy tail
>>142623198
>not torch fluffy tail
>>142623089
As harem leads go he's pretty inoffensive. If he hadn't turned down that full moon foursome, I'd actually like him.
>>142623089
>bae
>>142623323
Doppel calls him that if I'm not mistaken?
>>142623089
He's great, easily the third best character.
>>142623282
At least he can keep it under wraps, and the story has an explanation as to why he can't have a foursome rather than "I'm shy" or something along those lines, not to say it's the best explanation but it's something.
>>142623403
yeah I think he's a pretty good character, when I first started reading I thought he was going to be this weak lad surrounded by all-powerful people until I saw him punch the shit out of that couple bullying Miia.
>>142623323
People on the net are saying it's an acronym for Before Anyone Else.
I say it stands for Brown Anal Excretion.
>>142623089
> Youngblood's disease
>>142623089
> easily the third best character.
How about now?
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