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>It's raining all day today. It's called "Two-you"? As in, "To You"? What a romantic season. That's Japan for you.
>Iowa-san? Ah, isn't that teru-teru bouzu cute? Say, would you like to make one together? For the ones I make, it goes like...
What did they mean by this?
>Iowa and the useless hotel are good friends
>Iowa even likes Fusous because of their pagodas
>shitty artists keep trying to force Kongou x Iowa crack pairings just because of Engrish
Rainy season in japan is called "tsuyu" which sounds like "to you" in english
teru-teru bozu are those white dolls they make to ward off rain
Because you're fucking filthy gaijin. They don't cater to you
>>142517486
What?
>>142517023
>To You
She may be misunderstanding 'つーゆー' （Tsuu yuu) for 'to you'. But, 'あなたのため' would usually be translated as 'for you'.
>Iowa-san?
Teaching her how to make a teru-teru bouzu
>>142517426
>>142517505
>actually taking the OP seriously when he was just looking for an excuse to make a thread
>>142517539
pretty much the same for all OPs.except proper translations happen
>>142517794
>except proper translations happen
Not guaranteed in every thread.
>>142517839
I know
lets let this one die since its a /jp/ topic
>>142517910
>character lines
>/jp/ topic
>>142517910
>canonical character lines that give a look at shipgirls' personalities and relationships
>/jp/ topic
Are you retarded?
Did Aoba see it?
I'd like Iowa a lot more without the star-pupils
>>142519346
Who is this cute mustached boy?
>>142519312
They should be heart pupils instead.
>>142519409
My cute wife.
>>142517369
Doujin artists don't play the game.
>>142519471
Why does your wife have a mustache? Only guys have that.
>>142519492
Actually they do.
>>142519492
Are you stupid?
>>142519527
>Only guys have that.
>>142519312
But Misaki is cute
>>142517023
Please marry me, Kaga-san!
>>142519578
Give this kuzu ship a shave.
>>142519655
LET'S
LYNCH
LAGA!!!
>>142517369
She does like the way they look.
>>142519967
That's what I said.
>>142519577
Well they certainly don't pay attention to lines.
>>142519967
So? She probably likes the way all BBs look.
>>142519712
No
>>142520006
Yes they do. The non-shitty SEA or yuri ones, that is.
>>142520049
Laga deserves to die a slow and painful death, and you should be forced to watch.
>>142520184
>>142520111
Sameretard
>>142520499
You don't get it, do you? You brought this hate on yourself by your continuous posting of Kaga, and it's going to continue on so long as you post.
>>142520614
You don't get it, do you? He's not going to stop and you're just contributing to the shitposting and will continue to do so until the franchise dies.
>>142520614
Nah, not everyone is autistic like you
>>142520499
>Says the retard who samefags all the time with his phone
>>142520856
Never
>>142520840
Pot calling the kettle black.
>>142520856
He's too retarded to do that. He has only recently learned what it means, anyway.
Reminder that this day seventyfour years ago Kaga-san and her buddies got their comeuppance at midway
Akagi should just eat Kaga.
>>142522069
>actually reminds people to shitpost about your waifu getting BTFO
You're literally too retarded to even realise that you're hated. It's pretty amazing.
>>142522317
Chill out a bit
>>142522570
Learn how and when to use phrases we used weeks ago, instead of randomly posting and hoping it fits the situation. RNG is not so kind.
>kagashitter yet again begging for Kaga to marry him
Give up, she's mine and she thinks you're an annoying slut.
>>142523237
Thank god for dupes
>>142522069
Poor Kaga-san and friends
>>142523237
No, she's mine
Mou sugoi
>>142524426
Dude, you do realize this is like the 10th time you've posted that image with a blatant spelling error in the filename, right?
Please, continue being dumb, it's amusing.
>>142524520
Maybe it means Kaga is quite shite?
>>142524520
>Pot calling the kettle black
>>142524689
Pardon?
>>142524716
You are retarded
>>142524751
Just let it all out anon, it'd alright.
>>142524874
Kamikaze > Harukaze > Oyashio
>>142524751
Well, you got everyone to hate Kaga, what's the next step in your master plan?
>>142519409
The cutest boy in the fleet, of course.
>>142524874
This place is better without you, Kagahater
>>142525271
Rude, I don't hate Kaga, I just hate you.
>>142525391
I hate you too, shitposter
You wouldn't poke Fusou, would you?
>>142525499
>anyone's who dislikes me is a shitposter
Can't make this shit up, even if you fucking tried.
>>142525525
Man that's adorable.
>>142525525
I would poke her all day long then as the night sets in, tell her that I love her so much. Soft bullying is the best.
I love you too, Kaga-san!
>>142525862
Laga never loved youl and she never will.
>>142525525
Yamashiro's cuter
>>142525525
She'll poke my head right off with those cannons swinging around.
>>142524689
See >>142522752
Don't ignore posts you don't understand, retard. Use what's left of your brain and you'll get less shit.
>>142525761
Sometimes I feel like we are just being trolled, it's kind of hard to imagine someone past 6 could write like he does.
>>142525525
So fucking cute.
>>142525862
Fuck off ERPshitter.
>>142525994
Trolls rarely have this long an attention span. Even Yurispammer, who has been around for ages, shows up far less frequently than he used to.
>>142525921
Nah, Kaga-san is real
Has any one made a manga version of this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NtbnZ3nUWo
or any other historical works?
>>142526088
I don't see how it would be a troll either way, he's devoting way more time into this than either of us are.
And even if it was, it would still be "I was only pretending to be retarded"
>>142525956
I'm confused. Do arcade players get a ticket wiith a code once they stop playing so they can pick it up another time, or do they have to start from scratch every time they go to the machine?
>>142526088
I know, but damn, it's hard to imagine anything other than a kid to write these things. We could probably code a bot with more original responses and better learning capacities than he has.
>>142517938
>>142517969
Is Iowa in the anime? Is she in the manga?
No? Fuck off to /jp/ then.
Before starting his crusade on LNs I hope the mod start with vidya thread first.
>>142526229
Cute NuiNui
Would you let Suzuya star in a JAV?
>>142526209
That's what I meant, I don't think he's a troll. Don't know who you're referring to with "either of us" though.
>>142526321
I thought about doing it when a guy mentioned it earlier. A filename generator would be easy, at least. "Kaga <adjective> <number>.jpg"
>>142526515
No, her body is for my eyes only.
>>142526515
Suzuya is pure.
Now that fake ojou sister of hers, that's another story.
>>142526325
Why do you hate freedom anon?
>>142526325
This
>>142526229
The game prints drops as cards that store all their ship's data.
>>142526605
KILL
A
G
A
>>142526605
>>142526515
Yes
>>142526567
I think it's a crime not to show her off.
>>142526635
Holy shit, that's a lot of Naka-chan dayo.
>>142526688
I get see it all, that's all that matters to me.
>>142519178
See what?
>>142526605
Bad Kaga
>>142526635
I see. And then what happens? Do you stick the cards back in to load your progress or what?
I've known about the arcade game but I never understood how you can save progress.
>>142526832
A certain something.
>>142526863
>>142526605
Autism.
Literal. Fucking. Autism.
>>142526946
>Bono lubing it up with spit
She knows what's next.
>>142517023
Daijoubu!
>>142526986
Why? I'm not samefaging
>>142527142
Yes, you literally are.
Learn to spell, ESL.
>>142526946
Kaga is just too cute and pure
>>142526325
You're about as retarded as the guy last year who asked people to stop posting girls not appearing in the anime because he was a filthy secondary. Maybe you're even the same guy.
>>142526549
>I thought about doing it when a guy mentioned it earlier
It was probably me. I never saw any other post suggesting the same thing, except mine.
>>142527295
>I'm ignorant but deliberately choose to remain so
This is why you'll always be an autistic retard.
>>142527193
Looks like shit.
>>142527295
Then please refer to global rule 6.
>this thread
Kagahating is as autistic as Kagaloving
>>142526939
There's a slot to the left of the controls you can shove them into, and it loads them up. For good measure, here's the videos of the seiyuu playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPfFSo-hiWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAjOfoutg5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlzkMGYtEA
>>142527208
The only shitposters I really think stood out was the one guy obsessed with derailing any thread involving Kiyoshimo, probably also the same guy who was ESL and bitching about Maupon faces, and quite possibly either another shitposter or even the same guy who got threads deleted with Kaga image-dumping and calling Haruna a slut.
>>142527502
That makes sense then. Thank you anon.
>>142527466
Butthurt Kagafag detected.
>>142527502
Man, I remember arcades as just something you'd stick a quarter in and blow up some notNazis with a heavy machinegun.
>>142527716
Thanks for policing the thread, man. Going back and forth with a known retard you know won't go away is just what we needed.
>>142527716
Can't blame the guy. Nowadays posting a Kaga image would result in both the retarded kagafag and the haters go into spam mode, one because he saw a "friend", the others because they hate the retard. Final result: you can't post Kaga unless you want to start shit.
I want Kaga to watch me cum on Akagi's ass and force her (Kaga) to lick it off.
>>142527562
Not until Enterprise kills laga
>>142527980
>>142528045
So in other words, we should just ignore him?
It's not like he says anything new either way, it's just the same shit over and over again, any enjoyment that people might have had ridiculing him is probably gone at this point.
Place would actually be better if we treated him like a tripfag, i,e. Ignoring him completely.
>>142528136
I want to cum on Kaga's face and then lick it off.
>>142528270
Isokaze should step on my dick and beat the shit out of me.
>>142528276
If he were a tripfag we wouldnt have a problem.
But yeah, just ignore him and deny him the attention he craves.
>>142528228
You should've slept since Midway then.
>>142528474
He doesn't crave our attention though. The strangest thing is that he ignores 90% of the thread but still comes here. All we can do is hope he doesn't get enough free time to start spamming in force again.
ATAGO
>>142528677
He still gets it though.
>>142528684
That damage model reminds me of their horrendous looking damage CG.
>>142528276
He doesn't care if he's ignored or not. He's just here to spam, or at least used to, the heavy countershitpost made him stop somewhat. But he still regularly just ctrl+f "kaga" and responds to every possible occurrence. Worst thing is, he has yet to learn to write more than one sentence per post, so he sometimes spams like a dozen posts in a row in response to a dozen different posts.
>>142528677
He kind of has to ignore 90% of the thread, his limited writing skills does not permit him to participate in anything other than image spamming and grade school arguments.
Kiso is a qt
>>142525525
>using it as a shield
Fucking adorableee
>>142529184
I want to kiss Kiso
>>142525525
This just further proves my point that Fusou is in fact the loveliest ship in KanColle
>>142529493
Fusou a cute
>>142529544
*cutest
>>142529431
I want a Kiso to beat me up.
>>142525525
This rather poorly designed warship needs more love.
>>142529184
And I forgot the pic like a retard.
>>142519655
She would be happy, anon.
I hope I could marry my Kaga too.
>>142525141
>boy
you need glasses anon.
what happened?
>>142529902
It's what happens to Zepp if you don't rescue her.
>>142529778
Fuck off back to your ERP threads.
>>>/trash/
>>142529902
>That face of utter despair
Makes me feel bad for her.
>>142529902
This is my fetish
>>142525525
This is fucking lovely
>>142526325
just how new are you anon?
as if you know nothing about Kancolle.
>>142530675
Expect worse when the movie and season 2 come out.
Shouldn't you take this girl into rehab?
How about you just, like, lay off, man?
>>142526832
Her well deserved Kai Ni.
>>142529824
Would Shigure let me eat out her asshole with my tongue while squeezing her ass cheeks hard?
>>142530891
Is Pola the most popular italian in virtue of being amusing unlike the others?
>>142525525
Cute. CUTE.
A good dog eats their food.
>>142531462
Poi is more of a dog girl that shigure. Reeee
>>142531540
They're both dog girls.
just how much suffering can the ducks get?
>>142531693
Their suffering has ended.
...kc arcade get livestreamed...
>>142529493
Fusou is definitely one of the prettier BBs.
>>142531240
Amusing, good voice and her actual design is quite a bit better than the others in that she bears some resemblance to Chaika.
>>142531693
I look after my Duckies. And she is currently my secretary ship so she definately can afford good food.
>>142528684
How the fuck are those clothes even staying on
>>142528684
cover your fats fatago!
>>142526635
Nope, progress data are stored on aime card
>>142531693
>not opening can with stable grip on table
Why
What if you drugged Zepp's coffee?
>>142533475
She likes to live dangerously.
Ship-girls who you'd pee in their mouths.
>>142533615
She's a coffee connoisseur so she will immediately tell, and then be very upset with her TTK.Then tear up because she can't trust her coffee drinking buddy anymore.
>>142534048
What kind of carrier is she?
>>142534360
The useless but cute and sexy kind.
>>142534656
>clothes show belly button
How
>>142534048
>wanting Zepp to prepare your coffee
>not wanting Atago to prepare your coffee
>>142535178
They are tight as a swimsuit.
>>142535302
So she could pan-pakapakapakapaka-pa-n my drink? I don't think so.
>>142535475
I want Atago to panpakapan my drink
>>142535302
None lovelier or lustier.
This is yourkamotonight.
>>142536019
Ahem.
Yayoi
>>142536704
>>142536704
>donut
>child
Nigger, if I was having a shit day and I got a donut, I'd say fuck yeah. Donuts are rad.
>>142536769
>Yaoi
>>142536830
You worry to much.
Hi
>>142536874
>Yaoi
>>142536900
Wo
>>142536982
Wo is moe~
Got Wikipedia ADD today and looked up stuff.
TFW...
You will never see Design A-150, Plan Z/H-Class, or Montana-class Battleships
>>142537185
>not having 4 16 inch Mk. 7 guns to give your Iowa the Montana treatment
>>>/k/30168363
Is this what battleship porn looks like?
>>142537185
Hopefully we'll at least get Vanguard as the last BB added to the game.
>>142537296
I only they'd add the Tillman IV-2. 15 18 inch/50 guns.
Mutsu a cute I want to marry her
>>142537421
>>142536452
The only thing lustier than Atago or Takao is both Atago and Takao.
>>142517023
MASSIVE LESBIANS
>>142536769
Which Whozuki is that?
>>142537682
>>142537421
>>142537464
>>142537608
Mutsu is flirty nee-san material
>>142537989
Ara Ara
>>142537989
>>142538137
>Mutsu
>neesan
>>142536900
Sup fluffy angel.
>>142538172
As supposed to little sister?
>>142538172
Nee-nee~
Would you let your boat play around with a drunk?
>>142537512
Well, everyone's gay in the navy
>>142538655
I like this boat.
The one with the hangover and the titties, I mean.
>>142538655
She may be a good influence by showing her why you shouldn't drink so much...especially after waking up naked at a trainyard with just a newspaper.
>>142538655
I would take so much advantage of Pola.
>>142538796
That's a ship, not a boat.
>>142538901
They are all boats
>>142538999
>boats
>>142538999
Dont post Zara. She is bad. Post more Pola.
Aquila when?
I want to trigger Shigure's PTSD over and over while she's strapped to a chair.
>>142538820
I want a Prinz of my own.
Cutest German
>>142530675
Mad Kaga is cute
>>142538820
She's just asking to be raped.
>>142529778
Would marry/10
>>142539393
Squeal Shiggy squeal!
>>142539700
She's much too cute for that.
Lunch with Kaga-san
>>142540145
I want lunch with Kiso instead.
I bet she is thinking about committing war crimes on her TTK.
Once railguns become equipment, it's all over for the abyssals.
>>142540909
Modern weapons don't work, you need fairy magic.
>>142540909
I'm pretty sure abyssals are fucked when we introduce nuclear powered ships.
Long Beach-chan when?
>>142540994
Never.
>>142540994
The servers will go down long before Long Beach would even be considered for implementation.Which is a damn shame.
>>142540994
Super busty Nimitz with a cyborg eye and a sniper rifle when?
>>142541083
>>142541111
>wanting non-WW2 ships in the game
>>142541158
Technically Miyuki is non-WWII.
>>142541158
>>142541182
>>142541111
>>142540994
>>142540909
Don't fret. Iowa will get Tomahawk and Harpoon and her katie shells.
>>142541256
>tfw will never see Iowa AACI with modern radar and Phalanx CIWS
>>142539393
I seriously hate that picture, the Battle of Surigao Strait is depicted as complete bullshit in fan art.
>>142541158
Pre-Dreadnoughts when?
>>142541158
>Not wanting Mikasa
She would show these girls how to win wars.
>>142539872
>>142541544
You mean how to be target practice due to slow as fuck speeds.
>>142541367
Yeah it was wave after wave of torpedoes with big gun salutes punching holes through Yamashiro for a grand finish.
Also a Fletcher got caught in the crossfire.
>>142541544
By being allied with the UK and fighting an enemy that has to sail more than halfway around the world?
>>142540994
They'll just use the same weaponry and then everyone will be fucked.
>>142537185
You will see A-150 in a way.Yamato's future K2 will be based on it. Just fucking imagine even bigger guns, being a fast battleship despite the tonnage, and a mighty AA rating.
Iowa's might be based on Montana. Or maybe even her '80s refit, which would give her a preemptive missile strike.
>>142541591
No, I hate the fact that Shigure is depicted as a coward who ran away, when she rushed into combat along with the rest of them.
Or the fact that Mogami is not depicted as a survivor along with her, and the fact that Yamashiro isn't running to her death like she wanted her own tale of the Charge of the Light Brigade.
>>142541367
Same, also Midway with fan depicting Akagi dying first when it was Kaga. Just to push that whole "I failed to protect her" shtick when she couldn't even protect herself.
>>142541728
>Or the fact that Mogami is not depicted as a survivor along with her
Yeah I find that particular part sad too. Must be because she sank shortly after due to a collision which is rather embarassing.
>>142541798
Well, being bombed and being unable to coordinate an effective CAP IS failing to protect Akagi.
>>142541722
>Just fucking imagine even bigger guns, being a fast battleship despite the tonnage, and a mighty AA rating.
You're a retard if you actually expect that. She'll still be a slow BB and only carry the same 51cm guns we already have.
>>142541722
Yamato's Kai 2 is just an excuse to add 5-slots, her stats won't be that much higher than she currently has, will have even higher consumption, will still be slow, and won't have the stellar equipment you're imagining. The Montana remodel for Iowa is even more delusional.
>>142541728
>>142541815
Asagumo survived the night battle as well.
