New chapter
>http://bato.to/reader#f2d3ea7217c2b918_1
Tomorrow's episode preview
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNRXToGgdAQ
>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
P O S T
H A T O
Can you fuck a stand?
>>141730544
You can fuck Surface
Go die Mista.
>>141730474
>hair arrows have the faces too・ω・
what are the modt average subs for part 1 and 2 i got these weird subs with tons of alliteration and british english, id prefer just more literal subs even if they are a bit dry
What do you want to see Part 9 be about?
>>141730544
Judging by all those doujins of Jotaro getting dicked by Star Platinum, probably.
Gureato tastu
>>141730657
No you faggot.
I want to fuckCinderella.
Anybody want to torture Norisuke?... Just me?
>>141730560
No you can't, even though it looks like something else, it's still made of wood. Try fucking a wood hole, enjoy your splinters.
>>141730530
There isn't much to post.
this fight is more exciting than the entire part 5 fights combined
>>141730647
About detective Giorno Giovanna trying to arrest a stand user serial killer named Tonio Trussardi who cooks his victims Hannibal style.
>>141730690
>what is sandpaper and wood varnish
>>141730662
pretty run of the mill desu senpai. like that part 6 stand choice though.
>>141730647
It's just someone slapping Gio for 70 chapters, and not a Gio counterpart but OGverse Gio
>>141730647
I still want the circus jojo
>Jonathan almost always most hated jojo.
why?
>>141730687
>>141730751
>most hated
Just least liked, that's all.
>>141730705
he went on /soc/ to try and get a f
girlfriend. but they made fun of him for his meme hair. so he shaved it.
>>141730751
He's not hated, he's just really bland compared to the rest.
>>141730751
Because he has nothing interesting going for him. He's just there.
>>141730751
he's pretty bland anon
plus it says least favorite so it doesn't mean they actively dislike him
>>141730751
Least favorite =/= hated, he's simply the weakest in terms of character because he's generic. I'd still marry him and give him a good happy life though.
>>141730530
>>141730722
>>141730739
Mix these two, it's Giorno getting raped by Tonio
>You are the phantom blood Dio!
>My battle tendency is more than yours kars!
>so you mean we are some kinda "stardust crusaders"?
>You would have erased my kira, but diamond is unbreakable!
>Hey giorno what does "vento aureo" mean?
>I will bury you in a stone ocean pucci!
>I thought the race was important....but we we're truly the steel ball run all along, gyro
Jesus christ araki
>>141730757
You're standing in my wa~~y!
>>141730846
What the hell man, Jolyene actually talks about Stone Ocean, why not choose that quote
>kira goes down the stairs
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
Psycho killer is the perfect ED after kira is introduced. I really hope David uses it.
>>141730647
Jewsus Jewstar
>>141730940
oy vey
>>141730940
>>141730974
>>141730683
>Not wanting to dick Foo Fighters
>Not wanting to be dicked by Stone Free
Faggot
>>141730722
I would read that
>>141730923
>that part 3 dio
Jesus how'd I forget that?
>>141731006
How didn't i notice this before?
How big is Yasuho's penis?
Is it as big as Karera's?
Would you say that this is an accurate demonstration of King Crimson's abilities?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9xEEm2isk
>>141731243
No, this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZwIVS17eWY
>>141731221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
Hato won't be killing best boy, right?
>>141731289
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33kAMeHVzBA
>>141730736
>Mikitaka
>stand
>>141731289
But that's how left side ataxia works.
>start watching beetle fights because of this and samurai champloo
When will a beetle get hit by an arrow?
What stand would it get?
Say what is your favourite beetle type?
>>141731355
Kabutomushi
>>141731325
who knows what the hell she will do, she just started climbing the wall for some reason
>>141731355
>What stand would it get?
Gray Tower
>>141731355
Kabutomushi
>>141731355
Cockchafers are neat, they're fluffy
>>141731325
No, he will flee and end up using the wall eyes to make the final boss.
>>141731355
>When will a beetle get hit by an arrow
Never. Arrow is gone mate. We Jesus now.
>What stand would it get?
The Beatles. Obviously.
>Favorite beetle
Ironclad beetle. These fuckers can withstand getting run over by cars.
>>141730751
Nobody hates Jonathan.
>>141731458
>fuses with the dog
>>141731459
Is The Beetles not Beatles
Karera is the best.
>>141731399
She will probably try to attack him from the roof. He retreated out of her range, if she wants to get into range, she would have to enter the house, or find another way. She's going to have to be fast though, Josuke and her father are bleeding out.
>>141731492
>Jojo always had vampires
>Now in JJL, we get our first werewolf
>>141731530
>she has the biggest cock out of everyone in Part 8
>>141731530
so many best girls in JJL
>>141731574
>implying you wouldn't let her enter you
>>141731399
>slowly starts running up the wall
>kicks off and spins
>extends heel and chops Damo's head clean off
>"Arigatou, tousan..."
Snoop Dogg stand when?
>>141731530
>>141731580
good taste in this thread
>No dignity tomorrow
>>141731574
>she fuses with Damo in the Wall Eyes and becomes a rockwoman futa
>>141731750
After we get 『Sex Machine 』
Is Karera really a manlady, or are you guys just memeing?
>>141731872
>tomorrow's episode will be 90% crew banter and squatting
>>141731750
Snoop himself is a stand.
>>141731964
Karera is all woman
>>141731750
『Still D.R.E』
Has the ability to phase itself into any surface that is a consistent makeup and reappear anywhere on that surface within a 100 meter radius (ie. if there is a park with grass surrounded by concrete, if the stand "jumps" into the grass, it can manifest itself anywhere in the area within 100 meters of the jump-in point, but only where there is grass).
>>141731750
>>141732145
>>141732036
How can I attain snoop dogg levels of relaxed?
>>141732205
Be a nigger and lose your 1 neurone you are born with
>no doujins
>instead there are infinite fujo shit
why is this allowed
>>141732205
Fry your brain with pot from the day you turn 12 until the day you die.
>>141732260
There are no doujins because we are better than that. The fujoshits do not understand the purity of JoJo like we do.
>>141732260
Because JoJo's have the best boys
>>141732260
Because
https://youtu.be/1bKT-UnA1L8
>>141732205
Meth and Red Bull
>>141732260
It's what happens when you only have two or three girls with major roles per part for over twenty something years. Also no one bothers to scan anything but stuff involving Jotaro and Kakyoin.
someone posted that damo and norisuke were going to fuse and now i am sure that is what will happen
who/JOJONI/here
>>141732349
Donutman make some good videos.
>>141731389
Rhinoceros Beetle
>>141732530
STOP HIM
>>141732517
The gunshot still gets me, even when I know it's coming
>>141731880
Oh my
>>141732349
>Now to shut your motuh...
>>141732446
>Tsurugi
This is bullshit captain
>>141732337
Agreed
>>141730736
A+ for Hot Pants and Blackmore
Why do these characters who are so amazing at deducing how a stand works, become so fucking dense when their friends are trying to tell them whats going on?
It happened with the baby stand and Kakyoin, and now its happening with Narancia and the shark stand.
The baby shows up out of nowhere, and everything becomes weird, and then Giorno/Narancia are attacked by stands and both groups are just like "WELL HE MUSTVE GONE INSANE OUT OF NOWHERE" or "HE MUST BE ACTING LIKE A DUMBASS FOR NO REASON"
i mean come the fuck on this is so dumb
>>141732777
Kill yourself, cancer.
>>141732822
why
>>141732789
comedy
Fuck I can't post today, I need sleep.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256608
>>141732777
Don't listen to >>141732822
You've got some pretty patrician taste anon, 10/10.
>>141732822
You should take your own advice
Post your favourite page
>>141733000
>>141733024
This is just depressing in hindsight
>>141733000
>>141733000
>>141733024
Since rockmen aren't humans, does that mean it was zoophilia?
>>141733076
>let's sit down
>>141733000
>>141732789
>now it's happening
Are we in 97?
I didn't notice the thread was dead while I was drawing up this stand, hope you don't mind if I repost it.
「Pure Furies」
Every time the user draws blood with its claws, the stand's attacks get hotter and hotter.
When it reaches a certain temperature attacks will explode.
>>141733166
>that nose
>>141733000
>>141732789
>Friend is accusing baby of being a psychic murderer
>A baby
>Only evidence is a reoccurring nightmare he can't even remember completely
Seems logical they'd trust him.
>>141733117
Rockmen aren't animals, so it'd likely just fall under interspecies relations, or xenophilia.
>>141733000
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNRXToGgdAQ
>>141733000
>>141733264
>hqdefault.jpg
>>141733225
How aren't rockmen animals?
>>141733275
chumiiiin
>>141733264
hur dur QUALITY animation amirite?
>>141733222
>already seem an orangutan with a fucking freighter for a stand
>but a baby with fangs is out of the question
>>141733166
>Pure FuriesWhereabouts Of The Heart?
>>141733278
Because they're intelligent on a human level, self aware, sapient. That makes them people, just not human.
>>141733278
They're sentient and sapient and additionally cover of that chapter with the spread about their biology implied they're descended from same ancestor as humans iirc
>>141733000
>>141733338
Why does Blackmore have the best design in all of Jojo?
>less than a day until NO DIGNITY
So what do you think Hato's stand is going to be called?
I'm hoping for [CRAWLING KING SNAKE] Or [CITIZEN KING]
>>141733311
But the baby never showed any intelligence when the gang was paying attention to it. It just looked like a normal baby.
>>141733317
Yep
>>141733439Sublime taste anon, that alone gets your stand a 10 from me.
>>141733000
>>141733387
>NO DIGNITY and Feel you deeply tomorrow
>Feeling so complicated next week
Glory to Duwang
>>141733000
>>141733237
>Underworld
Truly patrician taste
>>141733367
Not just his stand
>Coolest fight
>Coolest stand
>Hero killer
He's the best minor villain of the entire arc.
SECCO IS A GOOD BOY
>>141733595
GOOD BOY! GOOD BOY!
>>141733000
I had no idea this was gonna happen
>>141733264
>Josuke has a bandage beneath his eye
DavidPro strikes again!
>>141733323
>>141733335
Sapience doesn't make animals stop being animals.
>>141733659
This was in the manga
>>141733642
SECCO IS A GOOD BOY
>>141733659
that's because Show Off made him stab himself in the eye with that pencil last episode
this hair chick seems interesting though, i'm hype for tomorrow's episode
>>141733703
They're neither humans nor animals, they're sentient rocks. A new for of life like FF.
>>141733642
PESCI IS A GOOD BOY
>>141733778
READ THE MANGO
>>141733778
You should leave before you're spoiled, animeonly-sa~~~~n.
>>141733778
>this hair chick
>>141733573
>Coolest stand
It can only work in rain though. That's pretty lame.
>>141733778
nice bait
>>141733845
This board is for anime, right?
Manga should really have a separate board. It belongs in either /co/ or /lit/.
>>141733804
They look like rocks but they aren't rocks. And FF isn't a new form of life, she is plankton.
>>141733901
>JoJo thread
>/a/ - anime & manga
>>141731964
she's a manlady, yes.
>>141733916
The page describing her stand states that she's a new life form directly, she's not mere plankton anymore but something one of a kind due to gaining sentience.
>>141733367
It's only natural when you're named after Ritchie Blackmore.
>>141733916
We call blacks humans because they know how to steal from the governament
same goes with Rockmens with the difference that they may be closer to be a human than a negro
>>141734001
true story bro, but you were off by one.
>>141733888
So are a lot of stands that the threads like.
>Tusk
>Underworld
>Enigma
>Oasis
>King Crimson
>Aqua Necklace
>Schottkey 1& 2
>Paisley Park
Just to name a few.
>>141733901
Don't say we didn't warn you when we start discussing a 25 year old manga series.
>>141734088
>>141734088
HERE
THERE
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
HIP HIP
HIP TO BE SQUARE
>>141734100
People like Schottkey 1 & 2?
>>141734181
yeah, people like watching them get their fucking skulls bashed in
>>141734109
Someone should edit this so it starts with Diamond is Unbreakable.
>>141734181
Schottkey 1 is pretty cool.
>>141734238
Does Araki support a club?
>>141733778
>>141734238
They didn't even get the chance to use their stands against Josefumi iirc
>>141733778
>>141734181
No.1 is pretty neato. Would use/10
No.2 is just a fucking ball
>>141731880
cockwoman anon, you need to try harder with puns
>>141734238
Well, it's just that the threads seem very defensive of the brothers, for some reason.
>They're not Oingo Boingo tier, they're just young
>They're pretty cool assassins even if they get taken out easily
They're just lame characters that Gappy takes out easily after pages of build-up. I do wonder if they'll be more significant though. Their stands are named after Schottkey 7 Path, right? Is that supposed to imply there are really seven of them in all and five others somewhere else?
>>141733778
Gave out like 6 of these cards today man.
>>141734501
>A family of jobbers
Oh boy.
>>141734501
I hope so.
>the main villain has Schottkey Number 7
>>141734544
>all this prediction about the main villain and its fucking Aphex Sr
>>141734501
>seven stands with the same name
pls no
>>141734628
The Boom Boom family did it first.
Besides, they might have a sorta sub-name with their stands to make them stand out more. For example.
>[Schottkey no.5 - AVRIL 14TH]
>>141734724
The father's stand could be 「COME TO DADDY」
>>141734628
>Tatoo You!
>>141734606
Of course he is.
How else did those two fuckups get hired in the first place? Their dad is the boss
>>141734759
Tatoo You is one stand.
>>141734501
Those guys really weren't fullblown stand users of the week to begin with though, they were only there to spice Karera's arc up a little bit more. The "buildup" was short and again just there to establish that Karera was being hunted down.
>>141734760
no you retard, Shottkey 1-11 are players on a soccer team, and the leader is 「The Sporting Life」
>>141734753
>His Stand Cry is just making horrifying screeching sounds
So has anyone come up with any plausible ideas about what good walking up the wall could accomplish?
tfw the higashikatas will all be buried and fuse together. their fused stand being king crimsion.
>>141733491
Does that mean that Karera's stand is going to be named love love you deeply?
>>141735055
stabbing Damo from the ceiling
>>141734606
>the Aphex father is also Yasuho's father
>his stand is Scottkey #6
>after Yasuho finds out, she renames Paisley Park to Scottkey 7th Path
.after Big Daddy Aphex dies, she takes over the syndicate Giorno style and starts to use Aphex as her last name
>You will never feel yourself exploding and getting healed back to normal
>>141735055
most likely: making a cool fucking exit
possible: going to check on norisuke-san without walking through damo's stand
>>141735086
How would she know his exact location?
>>141734759
>>141734800
I feel bad for this guy. He accomplished his goal, but Johnny murdered 10 of his comrades.
>>141735135
>making a cool fucking exit
>Hato walks up the wall and never shows up ever again
>>141735055
Watch where Damo is trying to escape, then dropkickstabbing him on the noggin
>>141735202
>Hato pulls a Joshuu
>>141733778
>Show off
>Don't even need to read the manga to know it's supposed to be Surface.
>>141730474
BURY MY FACE IN HATO'S ASS AND SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>141735055
She's going to get on the roof, raise her heels to the sky, and give a signal to alert Jobin about what's going on.
Then she'll save Joshuu, who is stuck in the sewers, and he'll help save them.
>>141731623
How is she so cute?
>>141735161
How does his hair work?
Why didn't Josuke help Koichi by seducing Yukako away from him?
>>141735202
>gets to the top of the wall
>can't get down
>Just standing at the top of the wall not sure how to mount the roof or decend
>Iwasuke is chilling on the roof and nonchalantly bites [CRAWLING KING SNAKE]'s ankle
>evolves into [CRAWLING KING SNAKE REQUIEM]
>heels can now pierce the fabric of reality
>with the universe's entire Y axis now available to her, she now has an infinite wall to walk up
>tears dripping perpendicularly to her face, Hato realizes her true calling
>Continues walking upwards, her stand-augmented heels gripping dimensions other than her own
>Rest of the battle with Damo plays out, with periodic shots showing Hato becoming a smaller and smaller dot in the sky
>>141735337
There is so much filth and semen glued to her face that it altered her facial structure.
>>141735428
Josuke would spill all his spaghetti if he tried flirting with Yukako
>>141735202
>>141735431
I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages holy shit
>>141735431
That's beautiful, anon.
So the bitemarks are from Iwasuke, right? Is he dog-jesus?
>>141735428
Because Josuke is gay.
>>141735379
Araki grabs one of these and pastes it onto their hair.
>>141735431
>CRAWLING KING SNAKE
The absolute worst meme that this cesspool came up with. Wikifags please fuck off.
>>141735500
well jesus was buried there at some point, and dogs do love digging for bones
>>141734753
>He'll be mystery man
>His stand makes him a non-linear being, and let's him move through time and swap with past or future selves like D4C.
>He had met the heroes previously, but erased himself from the timeline, hence why Gappy had a flashback of him despite seemingly never having met him.
>He was Yasuho's father, but erased himself from that time, so Yasuho was born seemingly with no biological father.
>He wants to alter time so he can become a supreme being.
>>141735202
>>141735431
P o t t e r y
>>141735500
Dog is god backwards.
What happened to Mrs. Norisuke? I don't remember her ever being mentioned to have died or anything.
>>141735571
>>141735549
A lot of people guess that name before the stand was revealed. And besides, it was one guy that made the wiki page for Hato's stand, and it was deleted as soon as the mods found out.
>>141735566
>a mother having a child without a father
>immaculate conception
You know who else was conceived in such a manner?
>>141735599
Obviously the main villain
>>141735528
You're gay.
>>141735549
people guessed this for ages before the wiki used it
>>141735599
Died to save Jobin
Now I'm sad we won't see more Schottkeys
>>141735599
Kaato probably died to save Joubin, but she hasn't been mentioned at all.
>>141735599
She gave herself to save Jobin, no?
That's probably why Norisuke is so adamant about being the one to save Tsurugi
>>141735428
Because Josuke is more of a love kinda guy, ya doofus.
>>141735599
Are you suggesting the dog is the reincarnated Saint?
Didn't that happen on Moral Orel?
>>141735431
Underated
>>141735700
Yukako is all about love too, to a scary degree even.
>>141735735
>Underated
Not at all anon.
I want to cum on Josuke's hair
>>141735754
Nice tits, Josuke.
>>141735754
How many months would you be in the hospital if you did that?
>>141735754
Those are some gureato tits
Do you think a zeppeli will show up for part 8?
>>141735599
Thanks to my stand ability, I can read at the speed of light
-
(You)
>>141730846
HOL UP
*acts as a good kid*
SO U BE SAYIN
*strange being appears in front of him*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*beats the shit out of thugs to go to jail*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*calls mom a bitch*
U BE SAYIN
*meets grandpa*
HOL UP HOL UP
*tries to stay in the cell*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*fights some nignog with a fried chicken stand*
SO U BE SAYIN
*accidentally steps out of cell*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*goes to restaurant with mom, grandpa and nignog*
WE GON BE
*watches grandpa smash expensive camera*
FINNA WE GONNA BE
*sees DIO*
AYYOO HOL UP WE GONNA BE
*finds out DIO's in Egypt by the species of fly*
SO WE GONNA BE
*beats the shit out of a cherry enthusiast*
SO U SAYIN WE GONNA BE
*befriends him and it turns out he likes your mom*
SOME KINNA
*poses before going to Egypt*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSST CRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAADERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>141735754
>you will never lovingly pinch and squeeze Josuke's nipples
>>141735855
I hope Zeppelis or Dios never appear again.
/r/ing art of the 5 other Aphex membersand Yasuho
>>141733297
Yep. QUALITY fucking everywhere.
Part 4 over, just stop here.
>>141730923
>IS NOT CRASH
Jesus my sides
>>141735161
Yeah like if he was gonna give him the corpse part anyway might as well have done it at the beginning without causing all that mess.
Also I keep seeing people say they like Giorno because he's a jojo with the "ruthlessness" of Dio, and yet the only people he's ever killed were villains who went out of their way to be as evil and assholish as possible.
Meanwhile Johnny
>has 'dark intent' and is willing to do anything for his goal, including killing unaffiliated people
>is probably the JoJo with the biggest killcount in the series
>was willing to destroy the corpse through his spin in spite if he couldn't get his hands on it
>killed some innocent girls flocking around Dio through friendly fire and didn't care in the slightest
>cut in front of someone else at the opera
He's got more ruthlessness in his fingernail than Giorno shows throughout the series.
>>141735923
>Brothers have an older sister.
>She's very seductive and perverted.
>She has a hot body, but a seriously fucked up face.
>She might be an okama rock man
>Her stand is called [Schottkey no.4 - WINDOWLICKER]
