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Bat > Bee > Bird > Snail > Crab > Monkey > Cat > Doll > literal poo in the loo > Snake
Bat a best.
>>140536910
Your arrows are reversed
>monkey that low
>>140537376
Literally all the girls except Snake are great. So exact ranking doesn't really mean very much. Monkey is still wonderful.
>>140536910
>Monkey that high
>>140536910
Bat > Snail > Monkey > everyone else >> Cat > shit >>>>>> Snake
>not worshipping a middle school age snake goddess
Sometimes I question the logic of the people here
>>140537095
>implying bee is not the best girl
Kaiki = Snail > Bat > Doll > Monkey > Crab > Bird > Cat > Bee > shit in the pit > Snake
Bat = Cat = Crab = Bee = Bird = Monkey = Doll = Snail
Snake unranked because 5K character limit doesn't allow enough space to explain just how awful she is.
>>140537624
>image
And I think I'm now turning to stone. It was nice knowing you g
I love snake
>>140536910
is cat autistic? what the fuck is she doing in there with that pose?
Where's sexy butt Karen?
>>140537798
Glad to see another Snake goddess worshipper
>>140537639
kill yourself pedophile
FUCK OFF SISTERFAGS
THEY FUCKING SUCK
>>140538050
but anonim a girl :^)
>>140538103
Karen sucksher onii-chan'stoothbrush.
>>140538103
why do they suck
high energy tomboys are great
I love bee!
>>140537695
>Bat = Cat = Crab = Bee = Bird = Monkey = Doll = Snail
>Snake unranked because 5K character limit doesn't allow enough space to explain just how awful she is.
Finally a ranking I agree with.
>>140537624
Snake fags are the worst type of people >>140537638
>beefags favourite scene is the toothbrush one
KEK
>>140540144
That's the only reason they like her
>>140539607
Haters gonna hate
>>140538255
>SpoilerAren't we all?
We all can agree that Araragi>all.
>>140541313
I cant decide between him or kaiki
>>140541313
At the very least he deserves his harem.
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>>140536910
Math >>> all
>>140543318
Math doesn't get enough love. Ougi and her were the highlights of Owari.
>>140536910
>bird on third place
I'm okay with that
>>140536910
Pretty accurate.
>>140536910
bat and cat a best fags
>>140543475
Ougi is great but I'm mad they never expand on who she is. The end of Final Season is such a ruined orgasm.
>>140536910
Bat=Kaiki>Monkey>Mama Ararararararagi>Snail>Cat>Bee>Crab>Bird>Snake
>>140543475
Of course they are going to be the highlights if it's centered around them.
What the fuck's wrong with people who don't like Snake. Go fucking kill yourselves and take your shit taste somewhere else you fucking faggots. Snake is best girl.
>>140545096
Snake would have been 100000000x better if she kept the Kuchinawa personality without trying to murder Araragi.
>>140545360
Go kill yourself you fucking tetraloid heptlaloid ooga booga scum. Words in the English dictionary cannot express how shit your taste is, and for that reason I'm creating new ones you fucking potataloid ooganooga sumu master.
Snake is a cute inoccent girl who has her dark side and therefore deserves to be loved, nurtured, taken care of, looked after, did I say loved enough times?
Snake a pure, she is beautiful on the inside and outside and that's why I love her.
Now go fucking kill yourself, you probaly like that Brazilian Ape Suruga as well, you filthy fucking nigger.
>>140545517
>snakefags
>>140538050
Not that anon, but I also rank the three lolis the highest. Am I a pedophile if I'd rather hug them than fug them?
Mamaragi>Kiss-shot>Gaen>Kagenui
>>140545556
Please don't believe that.
That anon is false flagging.
I'm a snake fag and I'd never post something like that.I agree with his description of snake though. I like her for the same reasons. She is a very interesting character.
>>140545601
One or two I understand, but all three makes me think it's about the archetype more than the characters and I stop caring.
>>140545663
Does mamaragi even get the dignity of a name??
>>140540144
I'm a batfag but my favorite scene is still the toothbrush one
>>140546192
That's depressing, she was sexy as hell. I guess all the mature women suffer in this series.
Kaiki>Cat>Spook>Bat>Snail>Bird>Doll>Snake>Monkey>Bee>Crab
>>140546153
But the Shinobu bath scene is great as both fanservice and story.
>>140537639
This is the correct answer. Anon, I think we may be the only ones in this thread who don't have shit taste.
I hate Snake.
>>140546330
I ultimately can't hate Snake. She's just too cute.
>>140536910
>implying such a thing called worst Monogatari exists
>>140536910
>hating on snake
This meme needs to die
This is now a cat thread
>>140536910
This is definitive rating
Doll should go up 1 tho.
>>140546971
You are not human if you hate doll, she said with a posed expression
>>140546627
short hair kuro a best
>>140546284
I didn't like the toothbrush scene because of fanservice or plot relevance so much as it was by far the most Monogatari ever had me glued to the screen in amazement.
Just the way the scene was handled enthralled me in a way that got me thinking about it for hours and hours on end. It just worked for me.
>>140536910
>those fucking uguu eyes on Bat
I never got used to them
Around when did they get huge again?
>>140549149
When she became happy and comfortable around Araragi.
>>140545819
>the edit is the only one people post
Thank god.
>>140550947
The original version of that image has ugly text on her top.
>>140537457
>>140544879
>>140537376
reminder that monkey is a snakefag
your waifu has better taste than everyone in this thread
>>140550991
Ugly howso?
>>140551202
Bad font, isn't shaded, and it says "private property" which is cringeworthy.
who /monkey/ here?
>>140536910
Good taste.
>High tier.
Kaiki, Snail, Bat.
>Good tier.
Bird, Cat, Monkey, Doll.
>Meh tier.
Bee, Crab.
Shit tier.
Snake.
>>140536910
bat >
Stop. Just stop.
>>140546274
Gaen a cute
crab is the shittest of them all. gaen is a close second.
>>140536910
The correct order is as follows and has tiers:
Shinobu
Karen, Suruga, Tsukihi
Ononoki
Mayoi, Sodachi
Hitagi, Yozuru
Meme
Gaen, Ōgi
Kaiki, Tsubasa, Mamarragi, Mr. Senjōgahara
Faeces
Rōka, Episode, Hitagi's mother, Hanekawa Tiger
Faeces that were eaten by a dog then thrown up
Kuchinawa
The following were so bad they do not deserve being considered as characters in the series:
Nadeko
>>140545752
Snail and Monkey were my favourites in bake but second season made me love the loli trio, the interactions between them and further expansion on their stories/background/personalities is really well done. Also they have the best designs (not even talking about them being lolis i usually never like lolis). Like, dolls colours are great.
>crab with short hair
She looks like a fucking bulldyke. It alone moved her to the lower part of the tiers. Why can't someone go through a little character development without cutting their hair?
>>140551836
If loving monkey is wrong I don't want to be right.
>>140543318
This, except with just > instead.
I almost wouldn't have even minded Araragi being lost with Snail forever, even if it was completely irrational.
>>140544863
>but I'm mad they never expand on who she is.
They didn't adapt all of Owari, that's why. Presumably we'll get the rest of it sometime next year.
>>140545360
I think that's how Nadeko is in Koyomi Reverse, actually.
>>140547380
Yay! Peace peace!
>>140551136
No she isn't, she's just a lolicon
