>fap to doujin
>cums
>still 20 pages left
>>139438546
>not waiting till the end, regardless of how much more shit it gets
>fapping to doujin
>30 pages in ready to burst
>there's like 19 more chapters with a complete story
>>139438546
>he doesn't edge
>>139438546
>read the story and look at the faces/ahegaos
>screencap them and forget to fap
4600 reaction images later
>holding your dick like a melting ice cream while you finish reading the story
You got to learn how to orgasm OP. Hold it by squeezing your ass cheeks. Then grab the tip and jack it off really quick and rub your nipples. Keep holding it. You'll feel really good and then you can let it go with a big nut at the end. Anal, maybe.
>>139438746
>rub your nipples
How do you switch pages when boths hands are used.
>find a great page to finish
>keep edging, surely there'll be something better
>there's nothing better
>going back and fapping to it doesn't feel as good either
>>139438546
>fap to doujin
>story reaching climax
>ready to explode as I click the next page
>internet fails
>try and tease a boner for ten minutes while internet comes back
>>139438798
Use your feet. I'm good at this shit, yo.
>>139438546
>doujin is in media res
>cums before the story even starts
>Decide to fap
>Visit [Insert doujin website here]
>Open up 50+ different doujins in different tabs
>Some have godlike art, some have shitty art
>Edge to the doujins with shitty art first as a warmup
>Accidentally cum
>No desire to go a second round
Every fucking time. I need to start fapping only to the good doujins.
>>139438856
This happened to me with the recent Megumin doujin. My dick suffered.
>>139439092
What a pathetic dick, anon.
After years of experience, you should be capable of controlling your dick with only your mind.
>>139438546
>open up a bunch of doujins
>read a bunch
>cum
>still 20 tabs left
>>139438546
>read doujin
>the plot is so good you forget to fap
>>139439299
I have lost so many boners because of this.
>have had like 10 exhantai tabs open for a week
>it just keeps growing
At this point I'll just have to save them for "later".
>Fap to raw doujin anthologies
>There's like 10 new realeasis like Hotmilk, X-Eros, Aun, Milf, Girls M etc.
>Open them all up in separate tabs
>Cum to one
>Still 9 more to go
My dick started bleeding at the end.
>3 good pages
>can't decide which page to climax to
>>139438799
I know this one all too well.
>orgasms are often full pages
>have to decide whether to cum to her face or her holes being cummed inside
>>139439732
>tfw I find the previous page with the sex talk and panels with diverse perspectives hotter than the actual climax page
>not waiting to time your cum at the same time the girl cums
>they fuck non-stop for hours
>one of them loses consciousness
>the other exploits moment to disregard rubber
>pregnancy ensues
>OH WELL MAY AS WELL KEEP GOING
>>139438546
>Open up literally every hentai site for new releases
>They're all shit tier fetishes
>Go back to the same year old doujin that you've been fapping to for years now
Will anything ever compete with Asanagi's Amazones? The mind break is top tier.
>>139439970
that's succubus (male) for me
>>139439839
This makes sense. The orgasm page is just her going AHHHHHHH while the previous page is them at their lewdest, both getting more desperate to cum.
>edge
>go over the edge before the finale
>>139440094
>every ohigetan release ever
>2016
>masturbating to porn
>mfw you have read all the good stuff for your fetish already
I have even seen all the worthwhile 3DPD stuff. Should I just kill myself or go creep at the local pool?
>tags:impregnation pregnant
>open a bunch of different tabs
>read half of them halfway before you cum to some random
>don't want to read then anymore because you've already fapped to them technically
So much fap material wasted
>>139440207
>2016
>Not masturbating to porn
>>139439839
Doesn't everyone?
>>139439951
S-sauce on the story?
>see sadpanda thread
>put a bunch of good titles in my favorites
>later feel urge to fap
>cant be assed to find one of the new ones and fap to one of the old ones
>find a specially good doujin
>cum to the cover
>>139440406
There are tons of doujins with that plot.
>>139438546
>fap to doujin
>don't cum
>have to read another one
>cum
>still 20 pages left
>>139439839
>edging
>almost cumming
>"stir up my insides onii-chan! Make me your woman"
>cums while laughing like a retard
>>139439266
>add them all to favorites
>never look at favorites
>repeat nightly
>>139440537
>implying a little sister asking for her oniichans seed isnt the hottest shit ever
that said having english as second language is a godsend. Most shit probably would sound retarded if it was my first language.
>>139438546
>fap to doujin
>always cum to the paizuri pages
Anime has intensified my mazophilia.
>>139439092
I know this feel.
>>139440617
A few days ago I had the opportunity to read a doujin in my language (well, Spanish is not particularly rare but I forgot to filter for english and I just kept going once I found out) and I could barely get hard.
It was just too retarded.
>>139440617
>little sister
>>139440214
Find an appreciation for new fetishes.
It's what I do every time I burn through all the good content for a particular one. That's better than being the kind of people who are so desperate for one particular fetish they will settle for completely garbage art.
>>139438546
>only one Fredrika-centrc doujin
>it's pretty mediocre in all aspects
>fap to doujin
>whatever it is you're fapping into falls onto the floor out of reach just as you cum
>>139440859
>not cumming inside a soft, warm onahole
>>139440859
you hand?
>>139440617
I wouldn't know what language I'd be cringing on if it weren't for English. Tis a language forged for movies, music, subtitles and everything else.My soul when the only material that is translated in first language is furry shit.
>>139440918
As soon as they invent a self-cleaning one, I'll buy.
>>139440928
>making a mess for no reason
>almost cumming
>someone ring the door
>>139438546
Just cum again towards the end
>>139439266
>>139439423
>>139439433
This is my life.
I edge for 3+ hours but for every doujin I finish reading, I open 3 new ones.
There's just to much porn on the internet.
But that doesn't stop me.
I'll keep fapping until I'm Hentaiking.
>>139439465
>not owning 2 monitors
>not cummÃng while having the 4 best pages side by side
>>139440859
>>139441001
>sister enters the room while you are cumming
>>139438546
>check out a doujin
>femdom, futa
>it's a boy fucking a futa, the only """"femdom"""" is the futa using her feet, and not a futa destroying a sissy boy
>>139440918
>no somersaulting and cumming into your own mouth
>>139440918
I sorta made one out of a pringles can, 2 sponges, and a latax glove. works great. I can pull out the glove and throw it away, while keeping all the other stuff to use again with a new glove. Only problem is warmth. I need a way to get it warm.
>>139438746
>Rubbing your nipples
Have fun with your gyno bro.
>>139440646
s-sauce?
>>139440994
They're not difficult to clean, Claudia. Get one that isn't excessively tight so your cum comes out of it easily when you squeeze it underwater.
Then soap it up and leave it to dry. No more than 5 minutes, and you get to cum inside something that feels great.
>>139441063
warm water bath?
>>139441103
How important is powdering?
>>139441036
>>sister enters the room while you are cumming
>not making your own eromanga story at that moment
Only thing that could be better if she walked in on you while you are sniffing her panties and calling her name.
>start a fap
>open up 30 tabs of doujins and a couple ~250 page tanks
>hour and a half to 2 hours later, finally start edging
>already out of material
>have to go look up more just to finish properly
>do this once a week for 15 years
>japan literally does not put out enough H material for me to fap weekly anymore
>forced to go back to and use the same old stuff time and again until I'm so bored of it I can't even get off to it anymore
It sucks.
>>139441046
cycle of life.Ive never tasted my own cum. Back in the day I remember someone who did it on 4chan really recommend against it. It chips away a part of your soul if you do
HELP
What doujin has properly drawn cum?
>>139441258
I've never powdered, and mine seem to still be in good condition. Buy the onahole bag though, discreet and safe storage is important.
>>139441293
Holy shit Ivan
>Decide to fap
>Not sure what do to read
>Randomly smack keyboard in url bar until a random doujins pops up that I have favorite and then randomly tap on up and down on keyboard to choose
What I do now a days. It is great when you find something you haven't seen in years
>>139441063
Have you tried putting sponge in warm water before session?
>>139438546
>fap to doujin
>cums
>still 170 pages left
>keep fapping
>on a new doujin
>40 pages left
>cum
>keep fapping and cumming till I get to finish along with the doujin i'm reading
>>139441203
The water might ruin the material or wet the bed, I say anon should use one of those heating pad covers on it. Wrap it completely in there, maybe, if it's flexiable enough,stuff some of it inside it and leave it like that for a while and it should be nice and warm when it's fapping time. If anon wants it warm throughout the whole session, I don't know what to say.
>>139441361
It's fine if you're dressed up like a girl and has a thick juicy dildo in your ass when you eat your own cum
>>139438652
My sides
>Find something new to read
>a whole h-manga
>keep holding back until you get to the perfect chapter
>Actually get interested in the plot
>stop fapping
>>139441361
I eat my own cum after every fap (unless i'm fapping on the toilet), not out of necessity or due to some kink, but because it's the handiest clean up method.
>open a bunch of doujins
>art may be good but stories are sometimes trash
>read the beginning pages but skip through actual sex because the story wasn't engaging enough, despite some really good ahegao
Its the vanilla doujins that have the best stories, or the cucking onesunfortunately. I should really comment on sad panda giving short reviews
>>139441682
Why does it seem like every degenerate on this board is a futa?
>>139441711
>so jan what is your hobby
>reviewing japanese comic porn
>What makes you do those reviews
>well I get +s and one time a guy contacted me and told me he was going to commit suicide because of not being able to find good stories until he found me, so yes I do think I reach some people. That is what keeps me going
>fapping to good art doujin
>turn on ASMR
>edging at climax page
>ASMR vid is still at foreplay
>looking through a tag for doujins
>find a really good-looking one
>it has like 15 different tags
>the tag i'm looking for is only in a few pages out of a 200+ page doujin
You boys are pathetic.
>>139442038
TRUMP 2016
>>139441843
Imagine my embarrassment when my employment adviser asked me to put together a sample portfolio of things I'd translated.
Hope he likes futa.
>>139441981
>bunch of insane tags including anal
>its 200 pages of insane sex but only 2 pages of anal
They cant keep getting away with this.
>>139441728
We have high libidos.
>>139442083
>so jana, Ive read through some of your samples and I notice you seems to like and vary things even though they are the same. For example you have "cum inside of me with your horsedick oniichan" while here you have "shoot it inside me with your equestrian shlong big bro". What makes you pick the best translation?
>>139441981
>always finding genderbender tag
>200+ pages and 20 different tags
>there're always one fag point out which genderbender page is
I love you faggots
>>139442213
>Randy Prince
>>139441981
>search for femdom
>5 pages in the guy pushes her down and she turns submissive
>>139440617
i recently read my absolute favourite doujin in german.
it was a horrible experience
>accidental_sex tag neverexhentai.org/s/e21f946791/508127-11
>doesn't read tags on new doujin
>unexpected scat
>end of session
>>139442347
this shit drives me up a fucking wall
>>139442404
You might want to cut back on the anal masturbation. Sudden incontinence is a really bad sign.
>>139442404
What's the problem?
>>139442372
>accidental sex
Reminds me of pic related
>>139438546
Then you go back later after stopping only to cum at the same part.
>>139442363
>bucken, SCHNELL
>jawohl mein herr
>you will never have military command style sex
>>139442347
I love it when a dom girl melts from the dick. Too bad it is hard to search since you either get black lillith style porn back or you get femdom without melting.
>>139440463
the covers are alot of times the best part
>>139442502
How does one accidentally stick their penis in someone. I guess serial killers accidentally stab someone.
>>139442630
covers are great but the retarded way they cover the pussy annoys me. Its like hair covering the nipples. Its just retarded.
>>139442636
its like those people who come to the hospital with something stuck in their asshole which got there when they fell on it while walking around the house naked
>>139442636
>>139442502
Pray tell we won't be discussing real world events, stick to cartoon porn, gentlemen.
>>139442558
>or you get femdom without melting
that's by far the most common type it seems, though
I can count on one hand the amount of good femdom doujins I've fapped to where the girl was still a halfway throughthough to be fair, I'd probably have better luck if I wasn't specifically looking for lolidom
>>139438546
>fapping while reading
you are supposed to read a couple of doujins then masturbate remembering the best moments
>about to nut
>orgasm page is coming up
>see some ridiculous looking ahegao with stupid amounts of cum
>cum while in fits of laughter
>>139440214
....3DPD stuff? creep at the pool?
Just what are you into, Everett? Surely, you can't mean.....
>>139442850
Years of shitpoting on /a/ makes my brain fuzzy
>>139442897
God damn that almost made me throw up.
>>139442850
>masturbate while reading doujins
>takes a good 40 minutes
>close eyes and masturbate to imagination
>takes 5
It's fucking magic.
>>139442897
Christ almighty Kelsey where did you get this pic
>>139442897
And I thought my last feeling of disgust died long ago
>>139438856
fucking this
or the page load slowly
>>139438546
>save 500 doujins in one sitting
>only fap to one
>delete the rest
>repeat
>Have a niche, somewhat obscure fetish
>Never really see it in manga and doujinshi
>Something finally gets uploaded with said fetish tagged
>Fetish isolated to one small panel in the whole thing
Just kill me, famalam.
>>139438546
>touching your dick while reading anything
/a/ is literally the worst.
>my only true fetish has like 10 doujins at max
It's truly over
>Cold outside and wrapped in a blanket while fapping
>About to finish
>Mom walks in and starts talking to me while I have no choice but to blow my load into my boxers
>>139441043
Name?
>>139438546
>Your doujinfu is only featured in one doujin
>it's shitty
life is suffering.
>>139442850
dont you ever tell me how to live my life again!
>>139442850
I've traded in imagination for the internet.
It is impossible for me to fathom an original thought.
>>139442897
>futanari's sukumizu.jpg
>>139442850
Sometimes I try to edge and then fap thinking about those doujin, and sometimes I believe I can animate them using my imagination, but it's impossible for me.
>>139443031
Are you the guy who likes tiles?
>he stroke his dick to ejaculate
>not massaging your prostate until you uncontrollably succumb to the pleasure
This is the patrician way to release your seed.
Talking lewd with friends and Anons is more exciting than any porn.
>fap to doujin
>its to short
>go back a few pages and reread the story until finally able to cum
>>139443181
I find my imagination is much more vivid while laying down, it feels like, depending on the position your head is sitting/laying in, your thoughts flow differently. When it gets going, the fantasy can get so intense that the sounds feel like my ears are almost actually hearing them and every other sensation is just as immediate.
Hentai has nurtured my imagination to the point there there's no end of things to fantasize about.
>>139443303
No, I like butt sniffing and most things butt worship. I dislike scat and farting though. So many would-be good doujinshi and manga ruined by scat.
>>139443308
I swear, my prostate doesn't exist. I've used fingers, an aneros, a thick dildo, numerous other things, and I have not once ever felt where my prostate is. If I ride a dildo long enough it feels really good, but.
>>139443342
>full color
>only 6 pages
Even worse is when it has a good story and it is fucked up because of the short length.
If you want to use color just make black and white intro pages and as soon as the good stuff happens go to full color. I know its probably impossible due printing but it would be ten times better than either full color or only the first 6 pages colored.
>>139443320
Thats because the heartboner will always be superior to the regular one.
>>139441966
This is the age we live in. I can't just play a game and listen to music separately. But I've never wanked to 2 different porn media at the same time
>>139443320
I want ERPfags to leave. Christ even your name is lewd
>>139442347
but Oliver, this is my fetish
>>139438546
>fapping to http://exhentai.org/g/333665/b80aea8d97/
>get through the entire doujin
>about to nut
>go back to the cover page
>imagine her eating that shitty curry
>loads and loads
>>139438799
This shit happens to me way too often.
Why is everyone now a namefag?
>>139442450
Oh Nadine, you always had a quick wit
>>139443614
We got tired of this anonymous shit.
>>139442897
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
>get hard looking at doujins
>try to fap to it
>get nowhere
>fap to hentai instead
Still images with no sounds just don't do it for me.
>7 million tabs
>All of them look amazing
>Cum within the 20 first pages of the first tab
>Feel a mix of carnal pleasure and disappointment
life is surfing
>>139442347
That pisses me off a lot. It totally kills the boner and there's no way to filter it.
>>139443614
Google owns "A" now.
>fap while reading doujin in my tablet
>tabs start to accumulate
>at some point it crashes and all my tabs are lost
>start doing it again
been doing it for some time. So many good doujins were lost and I don't remember the name of them.
And it will happen again
>>139443614
Being Anonymous is hard Rudy, so we decided to take a break.
>>139443717
I do this every single time, Sabrina.
I keep telling myself ill edge but i always give in at a particulary good page.
I wish i could fap forever. Imagine how great that'd be.
>>139443853
What's the point of fapping if you're not going to cum?
>>139443853
Can't women do this? Seems like paradise.
>>139443435
Even worse
>doujin is to long
>really good climax halfway through
>the end has a shitty climax compared to midway one
>frantically go through previous pages while cumming just to see the better climax
>dont make it and spend the next half hour mad your fap was ruined
>>139443853
Fapping forever without cuming sounds like some sort of punishment.
>>139443993
The feeling of pleasure you get from it, of course.
Quit being silly, Max. You do this all the time.
>>139438799
The fucking worst
>>139444074
Some people are into this.
>>139444057
This happens way too often.
>>139444139
5 stars name
>>139438546
>fap to doujin
>cums
>still 20 doujins left
>>139444023
Im pretty sure women orgasm too.
They just take longer maybe?
>>139444057
I hate how many tanks do this.
>actual climax is about 1/3 way through
>followed by a bullshit dramatic turn that leads towards some kind of bittersweet bad end or just a bland "they fucked happily ever after" epilogue that drags on for another hundred pages of uninteresting, passionless rutting
>the last 1/3 is just random unrelated side stories and short chapters, none of which even feature the fetish the entire tankoubon is based on and have no real business being included.
It's the fucking worst. How the hell am I supposed to pace myself if I can't tell when it's going to turn to garbage or unrelated shit?
>>139444023
Women are unsatisfiable when they masturbate, they can 'come' and still go on. That's why feminism will win in the long run. We can't compete
>>139443716
just let some porn run on the background while fapping to the pages. Shit made my fapping 10x better.
>>139439423
>At this point I'll just have to save them for "later".
>tfw you do this on your phone and have hundreds of tabs worth of stuff you keep forgetting to save
>had like 4-500 tabs open once
Why do I keep doing this.
>fap to some loli doujin
>cum
>change tab, go to /a/
>check the catalog
>dick still in hand, with the cummed tissue
>read a couple of threads
>find a fap-to-doujin thread
>write this post
>now I can go to the bathroom and clean myself
>>139444185
Yeah but they don't have to stop when they do. Only guys have refractory periods. It's practically cheating
>>139444139
>Leon Kennedy
Motherfucker.
>>139443797
use favorites retard
>>139444057
yeah I find that tanks with a story arc actually peak around page 80. Basically they keep escalating till about 4 chapters in (20 page/chapter is usual) and after that there is story stuff and they just do vanilla makeup sex. Also since the author is lazy it is only 2 pages long.
>>139438546
>faps to doujin
>doesn't post it
Cumbag.
>>139441490
To do that, I'd have to take the sponges out all over again,I think I'll try the heating pad method,first, then this one.
>>139440646
Source?
>>139444139
lucky bastard
>>139444279
Why couldnt i have been born a little girl.
This isnt fair.
>looking for doujin to fap to
>find one with decent art
>its korean
dropped.
>faps to doujin
>go take a shower to clean the mess up 30 minutes later
>lie on my bed with only the towel on me
>opens /a/ on laptop
>lewd threads everywhere
>open sadpanda to fap again
Endless cycle. I'll always be full of cum.
>>139444248
this. just put something good on you know in case you run into problems fapping to the pics. what i do is get the best pics i saw on pixiv that day with a reliable hentai vid. instead of cumming to just one thing i can get 3 or 4 things on screen. feels like a good use of fap material.
>>139444139
Nice jacket.
>>139438583
>load up 10 dojins
>about to come, stop.
>open next doujin
>do this for next 3 hours till you're tired of it and finally come to one of them.
>>139444687
>Earl Gay
>>139444687
happened to me all the time. what i started doing was set a time limit for the first time. if that time comes i just go to some old stuff i know works and finish in 5 min. saved me a lot of time and can go multiple times instead of just the disappointed once.
Rubbing your the head with your fingertips and then sniffing them.
>>139444687
And they are all yaoi doujins I assume, Earl.
>tfw the insertion scene is far hotter than the orgasm scene
>>139444949
>was into vanilla
>then lolis
>then guro
>then monster girls
>then Big Tiddies
>now Traps
It's true.
>>139442897
so is that like, dried puke? dried cum? or both?
>>139444687
>Earl Gay
Hey there.
>>139443853
>I wish i could fap forever. Imagine how great that'd be.
I wouldn't do anything else.
My life would be just endless masturbation.
Careful what you wish for, anon.
>Fap to doujin
>She poops
>>139445060
normally guro is like the last thing people get into at least not before big tits
>>139444266
Eww, you communicate with us with your dirty fingers? I feel tainted now.
>>139442450
>he doesn't do Kegels so that he can hold in his shit while still be able to take 8x6" cocks
>>139445289
What is the normal order? I went directly from vanilla to traps.
>>139444266
Actually fucking clean yourself before you communicate with us.
>fapping to a doujin and really getting into it
>turns out I didn't read the tags closely enough
>suddenly scat
>there's so many of my fetishes going around that I decide "fuck it, I'm tired, I'll just try not to focus on it"
>cum just as I flip to a page of a girl shitting herself
>lay awake in bed horrified because I just came to a doujin that had scat in it and most of my weirder fetishes started like this
I'm scared. I don't want a scat fetish.
Is 'taker POV' or 'female POV' even a thing in doujins?
>>139442450
>>139445418
Jokes on you anal masturbation actually helps shitting.
I've never been cleaner since I bought a dildo.
>>139445289
Why is liking big tits on the high end of degeneracy? I love big anime tiddies and I'm still kinda vanilla.
>>139444687
>Earl Gay
>>139445418
>6 inches wide
That's not a cock, anon. That's a prolapse
>>139438546
>Masturbate to doujin
>Only like 3 or 4 pages becuase then it turns into scat or guro shit
>Masturbate to those 3 pages while imagining the rest
I'm the only one who mixes doujins with fantasy at the same time? I think is called "multitasking"
>>139445508
>I've never been cleaner since I bought a dildo.
Yeah because you shit it all out whether you wanted to or not since your bumhole is so stretched by the dildo.
I'm able to rip my dildo that's suctioned onto the wall off with just my pelvic floor muscles. GOML
>>139445060
You know the kind of guy who does nothing but shitpost in every thread he doesn't like and then wonders why he keeps getting banned? Well, that was me. Every time I discussed something I liked personally, some guy like me was just sitting around the corner. Karma.
That's when I realized I had to change. So I made a list of all the fetishes I've shat on, and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my shitposts. I'm just trying to be a better person.
My name is Earl.
>>139445547
its not, he's just being a silly nilly willy.
>fapping to a doujin
>god, this is such a good doujin I'll cum now and keep fapping afterwards
>cum, instantly lose all sexual desire and close the doujin
>reach the climax page at the end of a doujin
>go back and cum to the kissing instead
>>139445578
The measurement is in length x circumference, boyo
>fapping to doujin
NO
>>139445651
Wrong, my anal muscles are so developed that no shit can resist them.
Yeah I'm no longer able to distinguish a fart from a turd but whatever it is, it goes out smoothly.
Who /Futa + wrestling/ here?
>>139445780
>I'm no longer able to distinguish a fart from a turd
Holy shit must suck to be you. I'm able to tell that by how much I can compress whatever's in the rectum but yours is obviously on the next level
>>139445289
I don't know about that, Janis. I know a lot of people who got into guro as soon as they found out it existed. I could be wrong, but I always assumed it's either something you're either inherintly into or disgusted by.
>>139445928
I'm trying to train my ass so I can pulverize and compress whatever is on my rectum, kinda like horses.
That way it'll be no problem to hold it in.
>Starts fapping to a doujin
>Great art and everything
>Suddenly piss all over the floor
>INSTANTLY DROPPED
This is why I started to look at the tags in the first place.
>have a routine of 20 odd links to artist pages, sites like exhentai, booru's, etc.
>all just for one specific fetish
>check multiple times a day every day because it's all I can fap to now
What a wonderful and terrible feeling.
>>139446007
Yeah but it'll leak out if you compress too much. You're going to have to wear diapers for the rest of your life
>>139438546
accidents happen, anon. Just bookmark it and come back to it later.
>>139445906
What was the name of that one doujin again?
>>139446133
If they're strong enough to pulverize shits, they're strong enough to not let anything out.
>>139446295
There are two I know of, life is sufferin.
Chinpo Wrestling for Touhou, and Remora Works for random wrestling
>>139446337
The shit will quantum tunnel out of your ass though.
>>139444266
I do this way too often too
>>139440463
>find a really good cover
>start fapping
>realize the cover was misleading
>go back to the cover to finish
biggest let down in months
>>139445289
>tfw going straight to gender bender and trap.
>>139446381
Thank, but that wasn't what I meant...
But, I did some digging and actually had it saved:
Futanari Champion Road, maybe check it out.
>>139446991
I will, thanks
This is actually the best thread on /a/ right now.
>>139447353
Where else can you discuss your masturbation habits and fetishes with anonymous internet users?
btw add me Dennis :^) XDD
>>139447353
I don't doubt you.
>>139440030
>Succubus
>Male
>Not calling it Incubus
>prefer women crossed legs behind dude
only one in 1000 mangos have it
>>139447870
>Lock legs so he is obliged to cum inside
>search for inverted nipples
>they only last for a page, two at most
Enough.
>stumble on a really good artist with regular uploads
>decide to keep edging anyway
>forget about it
>later remember it
>can't find it again, has none of the tags you'd expect
>>139447870
>>139448061
Leg lock is god tier.
Especially when they're locking eyes and she says "I'm going to bear your child".
To send it into elder god tier, there needs to be a page with her pregnant or them holding the child.
>>139448178
>fetish has a shitload of content in the west
>japs haven't even heard of it
I got about 30 categories open on tsumino at all times, and I just pick different doujins from different categories, every few hours.
>decide to fap to cartoons, feel like mixing it up
>find this chocolate muscular shorthaired mom doujin
>shits hot as fuck almost there
>sudden line from the daughter
>IS THIS THE POWER OF COCK
>start laughing uncontrollably
>lose boner
How the hell do you people fap to this shit, its ridiculous
>Keep fapping without cumming for so long you blueball yourself
>Walk funny for hours afterwards
>>139444448
>yfw russian or beaner translations only
>>139448872
You can't just give up on h-manga anon. It's god tier. And I need the name of the one you just described.
>>139448872
if that didnt make you cum then your the one with the problems patel
>>139448913
don't forget
>china has like 4 different translations
>>139445677
10/10
>only 1 page is dedicated to ass play
>>139448920
just type tomboy/english and exclude loli/shota tags on panda, it should be the on page 1-3
>open panda thread
>holy shit that's a lot of links
>90% is shota/loli
>>139444687
>Earl Gay
I'm fucking dying
Earl Grey is my favourite tea too
>>139448913
I don't know what it is about Spanish. It just sounds "dirty"when I try to read it
>Load up Konosuba, Bakemono and some 10/10 loli doujins
>End up checking out a Gintama doujin too without checking tags
>End up fapping to Gintoki getting railed by tentacles.
Fucking Christ.
>>139449130
Its a subhuman language thats why, almost as bad as BR HUEHUE
>>139449131
>office lady,stockings,cake tags
>end up fapping to girls with gigantic futa cocks masturbating in public
every time
>>139449130
It's sounds so fucking stupid and cringey.
>ME CORRO
The only time when it was mildly amusing was in a touhou doujin that was translated with an argentinean accent.
>Spending hours finding some good stuff but end up fapping to some shitty flash on /f/
Also, thank you guys for teaching me to just squeeze my foreskin when I cum so there is no need for tissues.
>>139449284
It's not our fault women with penises are so hot.
>>139441474
>oh great, I haven't read ISDGJUOIDJSOGJAI x futa in a few years now
>find really high tier artist who draws your fetish
>but it is submerged by shit tier ones all over the doujin forever
>try to fap anyway willing out of your mind what you don't want to see or read
>fail miserably and cum anyway
My fetishes are not even that strange why are they so rare?
>open sadpanda
>check all the new stuff
>it's the same shit translated again or with new chapters
>end fapping to some old shit that I've already fapped like 5 times before
I hate this.
>tfw self inserting in fatalpulse doujins
>>139449654
are you okay anon
that doesn't sound healthy
>finally find doujin with fappable art
>kiss scene comes up, hot as fuck
>tongue and everything
>literally diamonds
>actual sex scene is disappointing
I can only fap to kissing these days
>>139438546
>Fapping while reading doujins
How? Is my dick broken?
What's the tag for girls eating man ass?
I want a qt 2d girl to tongue my butt hole senpai.
>>139449913
wouldn't that just be male:rimjob -yaoi?
>>139438636
I just do >>139438652
>Cum at the credits page
>>139449952
I tried but I only find for the guy doing it on the girl.
>>139450212
>Cum while reading the afterword where the author talks about what he ate today
>>139450212
The absolute madman
>Fap to doujin
>About to cum
>Moment of truth, all my training has been for this
>Time to see if kegels work
>Flex dick muscles
>Cum
>Still have a boner and ready to cum again
>I can cum as many times as I like in my wank sessions
Thanks /d/ & /fit/
>you like X fetish
>you hate Y fetish
>read doujin about X/Y feitshes
>starts with the X fetish
>When you're about to cum it switch to Y fetish
what do in this situation?
>>139450221
then female: rimjob
>fap to doujin
>has good storyline
>conflicted whether to fap or just read
>>139450378
head back to the page with X fetish and cum to that.
>>139450378
Shitpost on /a/ why Y is shit.
>>139450431
>be like "I'm gonna fap and taste my own cum"
>the thought of tasting your cum makes you really horny
>keep fappping
>cum on your hand
>the moment you cum the urge to taste your cum fades away
>end up just cleaning your hand
every time
>>139450378
>Regularly hate gangbangs or anything with more than one guy,because I'm possessive and selfish with my women.
>All is going well with just one guy dominating girls
>Then suddenly a group of people come out of nowhere and talking about filling the girls holes and shit
Fuck this shit.
>>139445060
>started of with shota and femdom
>then bestiality
>then futa
>then traps
>then yuri
>now vanilla
>all these people saying they can come from their asses
How the fuck do you niggas do it? I've tried so many times and nothing.
>>139450586
Holy shit, this.
I've never felt so connected to another anon before.
>>139450625
>hen suddenly a group of people come out of nowhere and talking about filling the girls holes
I know that feel, I have the same fetish as you, and almost every dominant guy - sub women doujin has a scene where the guy gives the girl to a bunch of dudes.
>>139450641
seek help
>>139440918
How are onaholes,got any reccomendations?
>>139440859
I've just been jerking off into socks I have lying about for years.
Ultra-easy clean-up since I can just toss them in the laundry afterwards.it's a huge turn on if i'm using a previously-worn onesometimes i even gag myself with/sniff the other one duringi don't know if that's a sign of narcissism or not
>>139450651
That means you're not homo
>>139450586
yes
now kill me
>>139450728
I have no idea why they keep doing this, I prefer to keep my harem to myself and not pass around my women.
I remember watching one mother x son hentai where the guy tricks his mom into masturbating and then eventually fucking him but he hands her over to a group of guys before he even fucked her. The shit was ruined.
>>139445677
When will this become an anime? It already has a good OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBH8Th-n6E
>>139450651
Don't you want to feel a girl's shit hole clench and twitch around your dick as she has an anal orgasm?
>>139450766
L-lewdI do the same, but I feel disgusted about it after finishing.
>>139440207
This desu
>>139450586
Are you me? This used to happen to me a lot, so a day I finally had courage to taste my cum with a great lick.It was not very interesting tb-h
>>139450996
No, that's disgusting. She poops from there.
>>139446119
Aha, a fellow /ss/ loving pervert. Good taste.
>>139450765
What sort of hole do you want? There are lots of loli ones if you like lolis. Also where you live might be a factor, too.
>>139450586
This
Happened to me just seconds ago
>>139450313
Wait how do kegels help you stay hard?
>>139451064
But that's precisely why it's hot, Theresa. The kink is having a cute girl expose the most private and disgusting part of her for you to stick your dick into and feel the insides of. It's because she poops from there and because it's taboo that anal is a turn-on.
>>139450765
Onaholes are basically like a detached vagina, some have little bumps in them, some have warmth, some vibrate and some feel like they're squeezing you.
Who risque fap here?
>Gotta piss like fuck
>Fap like a maniac to make it
>Not sure if gonna spew cum or piss
>>139444687
>Earl gay
>doujin
When will you fucks learn the right word?
>>139451253
>some have warmth, some vibrate
You can get it warmed up with the USB warmer or a sink, but vibrating?
>>139438546
what's the matter you like having a story?
or maybe it's2deep4u?
>not licking your own cum
>>139451073
>>139451253
I ain't a lolicon. What's the best site to buy from? Should I buy a heating pad too?NA West
>Find a new doujin
>Great art, beautiful character design
>Begin to read story
>Plot is FULL RETARD, everyone is dumb and lacks character
>Can't fap because of how awful it is
And that's why I only read untranslated doujins and imagine the plot myself.
>Open random doujin
>Untagged scat
>pg 10: "I'm defecating while you're fucking me!"
>Boner killed for the rest of the fucking week
>>139451267
I do that sometimes so I can piss after to get rid of all the semen that doesnt quite come out.
Unfortunately I leak precum like a faucet before and after climaxing so I burn through a lot of piars of boxers during the week due to them being constantly soiled by leftover semen and precum.
>NTR
>mfw I can't stop reading it
>>139451167
It's more the fact that it's a vulnerable and shameful part of the body. It's partially the intimacy of the part so private that it's normally kept out of sex and kept entirely to the washroom, so there's a sense of shame and a sense of privacy being invaded/opened up, of intimacy that goes beyond normal sex. The vulnerability means there's a feeling of trust, like you're there to be the only one to witness them at the moment where their guard is the lowest, and that guard was lowered especially for you and you alone.
Plus the idea that somebody gets off from their unpresentables being presented to you, of the one thing too shameful and filthy to be used for anything other than the most private and solitary bodily act instead being cleaned and used for something else entirely, something involving that pleasurably involves another, is naughty as all hell.
>about to cum
>click next page
>i cum while the page isn't even half way loading
I know I know >streaming but fuck if I'm gonna start downloading my hentai as well
>>139451491
Short answer is importing from a nip site called NLS if you're in NA, you're relatively safe with customs and shit. Or amazon or local online jew shops if you're willing to pay mark-up prices for faster shipping and reduced chances of going to jail. Though if you're not a lolicon you have less of a problem with that.
The onahole general at /jp/ can probably answer your questions better, they have a long pastebin that can get you started.
>>139451760
Ok, thanks. Time to delve deeper into my degeneracy
>>139451801
No problem. Onaholes are like discovering masturbation all over again.
>>139449290
How is that any more stupid and cringey than English?
>>139451492
>Find a new h-manga
>It has plot that rivals some of the better non-h mango out there
>Find another h-manga
>It just so happens to have the greatest love story ever told
>>139445289
>Tfw was always into guro and vore as a kid
Of course I didn't call it guro but I just found something really hot about people being violently murdered or eaten, it really does seem like something you're born with.
>>139445717
Kissing is very underrated, or something. It's so hot especiallyif it's between a loli and a older male
>>139451890
That'd make a great slogan. I wonder if anybody hasn't used it yet.
>>139452072
Some of the Korean h-manwhas I've seen around have surprisingly good plots too. The hentai scenes don't tend to be long enough or as frequent to be fappable, so you end up staying for the story.
>>139438652
This desu senpai.
>>139452130
>especially if it's between a loli and a older male
>>139452134
Oh yeah, one more thing. Never buy the anime parody ripoffs, no matter how much you want to cum inside the character that's on the box art. They're usually shit. Stuff like 'My little sister can't be this tight' or the SAO ones.
Always go with what's popular and often recommended.
>>139451637
Tuck your penis into toilet paper. Never will you have to deal with cum in boxers again.
>>139442850
Haven't read Futabu in years and still fap fantasizing about being a cute dickgirl in their club.
>>139438546
>he only jerks it once a day
>Fapping to a doujin
>The first sex scene is better than everything afterwards
Why.
>>139441063
Just use KY warming jelly. You'll thank me for your orgasms. N-No homo.
>>139452298
Oh, I'm not that anon,anon, I'm the poorfag who uses the sponges, glove and pringles can combo.
>>139448882
is that when it aches? I hate that shit
>>139451267
>>Not sure if gonna spew cum or piss
I've never understood this. I also fucking hate it when somebody "pisses" instead of cums in a doujin.
Your body is unable to piss when you're sexually aroused unless you put conscious effort into it.
Anons who need to piss, try it now. Get yourself hard, then relax your lower half completely. Nothing will come out while you've got a boner unless you really force it.
It only gets harder the closer you are to climax because your body literally clamps down on the mechanisms that enable you to piss.
Shit is borderline impossible when you're about to cum.
>>139452505
So how does the glove stay in place
>>139452505
You should upgrade. Don't you want to feel all sorts of bumps and spirals and suction chambers massaging your dick?
>>139447870
Look for mojarin's story in kairakuten 2016-05
The girl does that as well as a lot of kissing
>horny as fuck
>open random doujin
>tentacle
>it is turn off
>play game
>>139452556
just a fetish I guess. still fucking hate it
i fap without lubricant..so nice to live dangerously
>>139452564
I put tape around the outside with the glove.
>>139452643
If I had a job, my own place and the money I would without any hesitation. But now, I'll be iron manning my onaholes.
>search the gangbang tag because love when girls are being unabashed sluts and lose themselves to the power of cock
>it's all old man rape
>>139453010
Do people actually bother to lube? I don't think I've ever done it in my life. Precum usually ends up being a good enough lubricant since it drips down the shaft anyways. If your fap takes long enough for there to be soreness or, god forbid, damage, you ain't doin' it right.
>>139438799
Fucking this.
>>139442347
there are people who like it like that.
I've enjoyed a bit of both, I just wish there were different tags.
>>139442372
I like accidental creampies(slips trying to get off the D and hilts instead), too bad I can't remember the name or I'd link a good one.
>>139441682
>not holding the cum inside
It's so much handier and your breath won't smell like spunk.
>>139453196
A good one that comes to mind is the one with those twins who share brain waves getting gangbanged.
>>139450641
fuck im into shota and femdom right now
i really hope beastiality isnt the next step
>>139453500
Inside what
>>139439465
Goddamn this.
>find a doujin with amazing art
>It's femdom
'no'
>>139453590
Your foreskin.
>>139453590
Apply pressure on the base of your dick and the cum will end up in your bladder instead of coming out and making a mess. I typically just sit on my left heel and it works like a charm.
>>139453727
This boy ain't right
>>139453727
What the fuck am I reading
>>139438651
Kek, same here. Sometime i don't even read for the story
>>139453775
You ain't right. Another upside for the method is that you'll feel far less exhaustion after fapping.
>>139453798
An introduction to a superior method that all sensible people use.
>>139453727
That can't be good for you.
>>139444687
>Earl Gay
>fap to porn
>unexpected NTR/Cheating
it was that h-manga people got the image of the girl saying "those who want to date someone despite being ugly themselves are shallow" or whatever.
it wasn't tagged as either
>>139453885
Well, I've been doing it for a decade without any problems.
>using hand held device so i can sit in be to fap
>just about to flood cream
>device drops out of hand
>lands in my ejaculating genitalia
>>139452310
Maybe anon but it might come off and makes me feel a bit uncomfortable
>>139438799
my nigga
>>139453992
Oh trust me this works like a charm. I been doing it for years.
>>139453512
Title?
>>139454211http://nhentai.net/g/149577/
>>139440859
>not cumming inside your foreskin
>>139454297
Disgusting.
>>139454297
Does it swell up like a water balloon?
>>139454330
>the jew can't do it
>>139454397
yes, and it's super handy since you can just hold it in by pinching and finish reading the doujin, then after you're done, go to the toilet and let it flow out
>>139438798
>Okay, Google...
>>139453727
That can't be good for you.
>>139454288
Not bad.
I tried to match my times with protagonist cum, if he cum 5 times in a chapter, so did I
>>139438546
>cums
>to doujin
Literally how the fuck can you do this? Shit, when I blow my load, it has to be after a minimum of 20 minutes of edging, and I usually have a hentai video playing and a massive collage of images filling up my screen, some of which may be animated.
>>139454566
I can do what he describes simply with my kegel muscles, but I've read somewhere that it can cause bladder infections, so I'm avoiding doing that if I can.
>>139454658
>watching hentai
Hentai is objectively shit compared to doujins.
>>139454566
It's fine, there isn't really much that could break, really.
>>139453966
>fapping in bed
>cum
>hear it landing inches away from your head
>See hot lewd image on /a/
>Feel the urge to fap
>Start looking
>Can't find it first round
>Spend hours of my time looking for sauce.
>Find sauce
>Boner wilted
>>139454752
This.
Hentai is fucking awful, there's a few rare ones that are good but other than that I can hardly fap to anything nowadays.
>>139454873
I can't fap in bed. For some reason I have the most unremarkable orgasms lying down.
>>139454752
I disagree, because even low-quality art, if done with proper angles and decent movement animation is more arousing than the most skilled porn art being limited to monochrome and not including things like voicing.
>>139454890
>he can't get hard instantly
>actually reading the text in the doujin
>not just skimming through and fapping through the good pages.
>>139455175
>not wanting to know the context for the extra boner fuel from the little things
>>139454963
Well if we compare the amount of good h-anime to good h-manga, manga wins by default.
There's plenty of good series,artists and cg sets to chose from when it comes to h-manga but h-anime is lacking.
Not saying there isn't a thing such as bad h-anime but when compared manga has it beat. Much like with any form of source material vs anime adaption.
>>139455175
disgusting.
Is it sick that i like guro as long as in the end the girl is alive?
you can rip her head off and impale her from ass to mouth but as long as the girl is still alive somehow it's super hot to me
>>139451637
This but I purposely cum in my boxers easy cleanup I have a lot of pairs
>>139455485
Its all about efficiency Nicole, I can get through way more Doujin which allows me to get more boner fuel faster per stroke.
>>139455538
Can you explain Homer? I am trying to understand your mindset here.
>>139455691
Nigga that's not how it works
>>139454297
How exactly are you even able to do this? When I'm hard enough to ejaculate, my foreskin is automatically pulled back too far to even reach the head, much less capture its massive semen output.
>>139456115
My foreskin is pretty stretched out. It covers most of my glans when I'm fully hard.
>>139456222
Nice trips. I'm also guessing you're a dribbler, which makes it easy to catch? My ejaculations are like a shotgun.
>>139456082
seems to work for me. other than finding guro that does not end in death is fucking hard
>>139456115
>>139456222
You fucks are gross.
The jews did nothing wrong.
>>139456356
Not him but I spray and dribble sometimes. Some days it's the ultimate impregnating device; shit sprays like a sniper rifle accurate and thick meant to full up wombs , others it's like a shotgun just sprays everywhere or dribbles out. Needless to say, I love it when I cum like a God.
>>139456356
>I'm also guessing you're a dribbler
No, if I was a dribbler I wouldn't cum inside my foreskin. Since my benis muscles are trained and I ejaculate a large amount, it would get really messy and tissues never help at all. It's easy to catch because I pinch hard, there are times when there's just too much and it comes out even outside the foreskin bubble
>>139438799
This right here
>>139445268
This doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
>Commence fap
>blow load a couple pages in
>proceed to read the rest of the doujin laughing at all the stupid dialogue
>>139456400
it also feels really good to stimulate the foreskin, jews are missing out
>>139443031
>Have specific fetish that isn't tagged anywhere
>Need to skim through related tags hoping it shows up
>related tags have billions of results
This is true pain
>load up sengoku rance expecting to rape bitches and fap furiously
>end up raping bitches and enjoying the gameplay insteadGWAHAHA
>Fujoshi reading this thread
>half will have penis envy
>half will feel superiorand all of them are probably fapping
>>139454963
This
I can't fap at all to doujins now matter how good the art is. The best it could do to me is just give me a slight hard-on. Animated shit gets me going unless it's shitty animation like Secret Journey.
>>139457276
I end up doing this with a lot of RPG maker doujin games. I don't really download them to fap, per se, but I end up getting so engrossed in the game the thought of fapping doesn't even enter my mind.
>learn japanese
>read raws just fine
>search for specific tags
>only results are specific translated sections in russian or chinese, or the full monthly books
>russian vs scouring every fucking thumbnail for the section that you want
It's not all smooth sailing guys
>>139457389
These are like the male equivalent to those female hygiene body horror threads. I doubt anybody's fapping here except the gay manslut anons who've lost all dignity and self-respect and are addicted to fetid cockstink and rectal discharge
>>139457522
I forgot to mention, I can read russian too, but I might as well put my dick down and stop fapping instead of reading that language
>>139457518
I just went into Rance expecting much more sex scenes and no idea of how good and addicting the gameplay actually was
>>139457621
checking in
One long night I read the entirety of My Balls for the first time in one sitting and didn't cum until the end.
That's how I transcended the physical realm and reached enlightenment.
>skim through the daily releases
>divide the tabs into "good" and "mediocre"
>good depending on tags, artstyle and new release of a favourite artist, mediocre being the rest
>read through mediocre works, mostly skipping through actual hentai and place importance on the scene after intercourse with a smile
>get ready to fap to the good works, usually reading everything eagerly and remembering the good passages
>RELEASE at the best
If I fap too much, i ran out of fuel so I just take some classic old doujins from meme50 or number2
>fapping to doujins
>always wait until there's a kissing scene, a panel of the girl's arching back, or a good shot of the girl's feet to cum
>>139453923
It feels forced a lot of time.
>guy doing putting his advances on a girl
>i have a boyfriend or husband but it's okay
>>139456929
tfw no jew but father decided to get rid of my foreskin anyway when I was too young to say anything against it.
>>139458572
It's not that bad, not even Jewish.
>Not fapping to sacred geometry
>>139438546
I just read the story from there on to be honest.
>>139443090
I'm glad I'm not the only one
Why does all of this talk about anons masturbating get me so aroused?
>>139462200
Because you're a homosexual and a slut.
>>139462200
See:
>>139457621
We're all very disappointed in you, Carl.
>Start off with Vanilla
>Find NTR
>Start spiraling downward into rape
>Then to Snuff
I think scat is the lowest level but fuck all that. Get me off this ride.
>>139458262
Number2 is so fucking good.
But I just come back to it if it's really good. I've been fapping off of the entire Brandish series these last 2 weeks.
>>139442347
Teach me sempai. This is my fetish and I can only find a couple of these in years of borwsing.
>>139440207
>2016
>still being strapped to the anti-masturbation cross
>>139449099
I'll fap to that.
>>139451064
>usually into NTR, mind break for a good fap
>come across eroge that has hot drawn CG
>spend 2-3 hours stroking the dick because eroges always have so much fucking text
>cum only after a few scenes
A-At least there's still more than half the game to go!Studio Pork is the best thing ever, hot as fuck MILFs.
>>139444687
>Earl Gay
>>139444687
I bet you love those black butler doujins huh earl
>>139458572
Your father is a good man
>not fapping to eroge
>not fapping at the same exact time the MC does
Shiggy diggy dandoogy doo.
>>139438651
>that one 3gig folder of screencaps from doujins named 'reaction faces to name' I never look at
and I still do this every time nstead of fapping
>spend hours researching new releases
>download thousands of doujin and tomes
>fap to same Royal Koyanagi volumes every time
>>139454121
A-alright anon ill do my best.
>search for a bunch of thick okaasan /ss/ doujin on panda
>edge for 2 hours straight
>cum ends up shooting all over monitor and mechanical keyboard
>spend the next hour cleaning with qtips
>>139455004
Not that anon, but after fapping pretty much everyday for 4 years in a row I think im starting to get ED, but ive got to many doujins in my backlog to fap to that I cant stop.
>masturbating
>>139464906
>doujins in my backlog
Whoa, people do shit like this? I only do it when I'm in the mood, not because I have to complete a backlog.
>>139453727
enjoy your cancer when you're middle aged
>>139464906
I've been jerking several times a day for almost 7 years, and I get stiff even when I'm not looking at porn. It just takes a thought sometimes and I have to hide myself in public.
See a doctor, anon.
>>139464906
You need to strengthen your penis. Or your pelvic floor.
Been fapping every 2 days between 3 and 7 times since I gained the ability to ejaculate and I still get hard by simply looking at a good cover.
ED shouldn't be an issue for anyone.
>fap to a doujin
>it's almost here
>icchau
>internet cuts out
>close my eyes and conceptualise the next few pages based on the story and art
>still cum
>>139464969
Well I normally go to fap and look up a new doujin, start reading and then realize its not what I want right now, so I favorite for later because ill probably want to fap to it.
>>139465017
Maybe but i think if i just nofap for a month ill be good, however it might be related to surgery I had on my dick in December 2014
>>139465170
How do I strengthen my dick sensei? Kegels?
>>139465327
I'll be doing nofap with you anon~
>>139465202
Forgot my image.
>>139465370
Ok anon, lets do it.
Ive been trying for like 2 months, but since I spend most of my time on /a/ the constant posting of lewd images gets me in the mood. Ill just aim to be an individual with higher morals
>>139465692
Same thing here, I wouldn't fap that much if I didn't see all those lewd pictures.
It's gonna be a hard month...
>>139465692
>>139465853
Got room for one more? I can't fucking stop fapping, especially because of /a/. I'm going to make this time.
>cum on credit page
>>139444139
Small time
>>139465881
of course anon!
>>139453727
What the fuck.
>>139453727
wat
i'm creeped out but also curious
>>139448061
>>139448579
fucking this with gusto
It's the masculine equivalent of rape fantasy, the thought of her clinging to you, forcing your seed into her.
>>139466074
>>139466129
You cum inside yourself, making you both the guy and the girl.
>>139466184
I just see it as a sign of love.
She's eager and willing to raise her kids with you.
Holding onto you and never letting go, it's amazing. I never saw it as dominating or submission.
>>139466252
ugh I want to try it now
fuck
>>139451001
she lived didn't she?pls
>>139466257
yeah I think you're right actually
>>139466585
Join the vanilla club mate, we leg lock and mating press to have kids and be happy together.
>>139445485
Does it really bother you knowing that I'm typing and replying to you right now with cum on my hands?
>>139466717
Not really, just make sure he clean your keyboard and wash your hands. I can't stop you. Continue anon.
>Find a hmanga with an amazing cover and all the tags you can ask for.
>Intentionally save it for last, making sure to edge and not cum while perusing other stuff.
>Finally get to amazing hmanga
>Cover and tags are misleading, the art is shit, the sex is awkward and uninteresting, the story is a total bore, can't even maintain your boner
>Frantically try to find something old and familiar that works just so you can finish properly.
>It ends up being unsatisfying.
I swear sometimes I feel like if I need to let it out, I should just do it and worry about the rest later.
>>139466669
It's more that I'd be reserved and full of questions over having children, uncertain of my capability, of her etc.
In that moment of passion for her to lock me in is like she's telling me she's ready for a family and we're in this together. I get to let go of my worries, and the biological part of me fills her and feels fulfilled.
>reading fast through a doujin
>about to cum
>think "just one more page"
>finish to the grey background between pages
The worst feeling.
>>139466938
Thank you anon, I have reached a new plane of imagination. That sounds amazing.
Get a life you fucking losers.
>>139467248
Fuck off, Candice.
>>139467248
I'm trying buddy
>>139467248
This is my life.
I'm breathing so this counts as living right?
>>139467248
Don't be such a cunt, Candice.
I read somewhere that peeing right after cumming is actually bad for you. Anyone know more about this?
>Find a decent looking doujin while trying to find imouto stuff
>Tags: Rape, NTR, incest, snuff. Male: Dark skin, bbm
>"Oh it can't be that bad"
>It was that bad
NEW THREAD.
>>139467406
>>139467406
>>139467406
>>139467406
>>139467325
How would that be bad? The dick is trying to remove the remaining semen in it.
>>139467439
Fuck off. We don't need another off topic thread.
This one hasn't even hit bump limit.
>>139467081
Fucking this. I found a plugin that preloads pages on sad panda and it helps so much. Can't live without it.
>>139467551
You just can't hint at greatness and not give a name.
>>139453727
How does it feel, anon?
>>139467634
I got you pham >>139467823
>>139464906
I can't get hard whenever I want to fap, but that's 'cause I do it like 2/6 times a day. I still get fucking hard though, that seems grave anon.
Does ANYONE else enjoy fapping in public?
>shove tissues into underwear
>using nothing but my legs, cum while sitting next to some girl in class
>get even more aroused by the sheer shame of it
>go to bathroom and clean up
>>139467922
And what's the deal with public masturbation?
>>139453727
Surely that has to cause UTI and bladder infections
>>139440578
Please use something like Pocket for this shit, not favorites.
>>139467985
I don't know, but there's no greater joy in life than reading an exhibitionism or femdom doujin in public and cumming to it. If I actually got caught it would destroy my dick once and for all from my sheer lust.
>>139467917
Well I still get hard its just I get soft real fast if im not focused and I dont get boners unless im trying to fap, which is honestly kind of nice because I dont get them at random anymore, but I also know its probably bad
>>139453010
Never used lube in my whole life
I wonder what people do with lube
My skin doesnt go behind the head anyways
>>139468186
I wouldn't want anyone else to know about all my loli doujins anon. Google, nhentai and gelboory. That's more than enough people knowing for me.
>>139468186
>cloud service to store porn
Are you retarded
>>139468338
It's not illegal.
>>139438546
This always happens to me, but I usually choose what page to release on. Try to choose the one that gives me the best satisfaction, the fap is only wasted if I cum on a shitty page.
>>139454873
>Fap in bed
>Cum
>All of it lands across my fucking mouth and nose as well as my pillow
Some would think this is attractive but it isn't fun at all
>>139453727
HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEL?
>>139453727
I did that for a while and then stopped. It's probably not a good idea (especially not the base of your dick) even though after a full checkup I never had anything.
If you really need to, try the tip of your dick not the base, and drink a lot
>Two hour long fap session
>edging the whole time
>Finally cum, accidentally hit self in eye
>Oh god it burns
Why?
>>139469745
Hello infection.
>>139469745
pinkeye.png
>>139469745
Holy shit, that just happened to me, I followed >>139453727's advice and I came in my eye.
I posted in the other thread as well... ;_;
>>139469691
>Get off to the same fetishes for years
>Finally experience them in real life
>Not that great
>Sex isn't that great even if you don't have high expectations
>Slowly stop caring about lewd things
I dunno.
>>139470000
What fetish was it?loli?
>>139470014
Being a bottom for a black guy
>>139470000
>mfw after all these years of fapping I'm still stuck at vanilla
All these bizarre fetishes just do nothing for me.
>>139470014
Water sports, general butt worship stuff. Everything is just kinda dull. It's easier to just fap.
Loli is nice, though.
>>139470256
I tried to fight loli for the first 3 years or so. Now I lap that shit up. But other than that? Yeah, vanilla too. I've learnt to tolerate weird fetishes, but not all of them, and even then it's just tolerance; they don't actually do anything for me.