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Madoka a cute. A cute!
>>139189430
>I will never be this cute
Why live?
>>139189462
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>139189119
Madoka isn't.
Why are they such dykes?
>>139189119
Except only filthy homu fags think this
Is there a reason why japan doesn't make explicit yuri? Is it so otaku can make each girl his waifu?
>>139189865
Because it's forbidden
>>139189865
Yuri is cute, but LGBT is gross.
>>139190078
This.
Homura did nothing wrong
Daily reminder that Sayaka sucks and Homura is the best.
Daily reminder that Madoka is a lying cunt who deserves a good ass kicking by every magi.
>>139189679
>Tfw all the ribbons and frilly dresses in the world won't save you from being 1.95m
You don't know suffering.
>>139190078
You might be a genius.
>>139189462
I hold hope for VR.
>>139189119
>>139189737
>>139189740
The HUG in SPACE!
>>139189865
>implying a TV station can broadcast them
>>139190078
....
>>139192026
>2 girls hugged
>Must be gay
Get your mind out the gutter you sick fuck, they're just friends
>>139192026
They should have hung out in space for a little longer.
>>139192120
>2 girls hugged
>Must be gay
At least I still don't say such a thing.
>>139192167
Yeah! In the next movie again!
>>139189119
Unless they using strap ons then they not dykes. They ain't about that life.
>>139189119
Being meg/u/ca is s/u/ffering.
>>139189737
Based on Gen views of homosexuality, his views on MadoHomu even before Rebellion, and the amount of intimacy between them in Rebellion, I'd be very shocked if Madoka wasn't gay.
1,0 - I post Madoka
2,3 - I post Homura
4,5 - I post Sayaka
6,7 - I post Kyouko
8,9 - I post Mami
dubs and I post Yuri I have of the digits.
>>139192653
This image. I would eat out that anime puss puss all day.
>>139189737
>>139192120
Haven't the staff already said they were gay or something?
I mean, I'll have to look more into but it's clear they're gay. I'd be shocked if they weren't
>>139189119
They're too young to have learned to love the cock.
Once their hormones cooked up a bit, and they wanted to start becoming baby factories, they'd both turn into meat stick hoovers.
>>139192847
Gen says Madoka and Homura in the series have a friendship that's indistiguishable from love.
The production staff said Homura's feelings are romantic in Rebellion.
In official material, Aoi Yuki says she thinks Madoka would accept Homura's feelings without hesitation. But at the end of the day, it's up to Shinbo and Gen. But I think it's a pretty safe bet.
>>139190608
>Tfw all the ribbons and frilly dresses in the world won't save you from being as wide as you're tall even when starved to 0% bodyfat
I do know suffering, anon
I know it too well
>>139192695
>>139193713
Delete this
OK. I'll stop now.
This thread is so fucking gay
>>139190608
I dated a tall qt grill before, enjoyed it very much. Still regret that she decided to break up.
>>139193713
>Homura is evil because no one has ever loved her or ever will.
But I love her ;_;
Madoka isnt gay.
>>139194168
But you're not Madoka, anon.
>>139193713
>Same shitty pasta every thread
>>139194259
Yes I am.
Pic related, it's me.
>>139194472
Well, it's a Madoka thread. They're never new or original.
>>139194472
Urobuchi is retarded and more people should know about it.
>>139194561
You're 14 and posting here is against the rules then
>>139194635
The scary part is that he's probably 22.
>>139193713
Oh my god, it's the homuhating faggot from the last madohomu post
>>139194690
He's been doing it for like two years you moron, why are there so many newfags
>>139194689
Don't be a bigot, xey's whatever they identify as
>>139194602
I think he's agreat writer
>>139193713
Hello homuhater. Resorting to lying about non-existent interviews now? Madoka loves homura and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>139194791
Don't do that!
>>139190078
>LGBT
Who said anything about that? Girl on girl love isn't LGBT, it is a pure, cute goodness.
>>139193713
Whenever you search for these quotes all you get are forum posts, so far I haven't seen a credible source for that interview.
>>139194818
MADOKA
LOVES
HOMURA
ONII SAMA DECLARES IT!
>>139194791
>>139194870
Oh my god how many times do we have to go over this, where do you people keep coming from?
>>139194870
>not realising it's just homuhater's pasta
Hello newfriend
Does Madoka's franchise mostly aims at girls? most of their recently merchandise are women's stuff.
>>139194923
I know that. I'm just saying don't feed HOMUhater
>>139192562
If we were to listen to the staff all the girls would be gay but turns out Sayaka is as straight as they come. Just admit, Madoka isn't a dyke.
>>139194923
Go away, Onii-sama. The only god in this thread is Madoka.
>>139194947
It's just you homuhater. Madoka loves everyone, HOMURA included.
Everyone but you.
>>139195022
My point is that he's been copypasting the same exact shitposts for two years and people still respond to it as if it's something new. Moron.
>>139195014
which is ironic since she probably acts the gayest.
>>139195085
Well, he does switch it up. People still believe his blasphemous speech about homu though, yeah.
He's upset madoka loves everyone but him.
>>139195014
>Sayaka
>Straight
Kek
>>139195014
>Sayaka straight
She's bi. Yes even before Rebellion she was all over Madoka and commenting on how pretty Homura was
>>139195182
That doesn't mean she's bi, faggot. Girls speak to eachother that way all the time.
Hell, 99 percent of girls have kissed their friends and they are still straight.
>>139195236
Girls don't hump each other
>>139195236
I am somewhat skeptical of this statistic
>>139195014
>If we were to listen to the people who wrote, directed, and produced the show, my headcanon would be invalid
You can't be that stupid anon.
>>139194990
It's complicated. While most manga that solely focus on yuri romance are usually made by women, for other women; series that feature yuri as a side element are probably marketed at both females and males.
>>139195236
As agrilldoing those kind of things is pretty gay,
>>139189865
Otaku in Japan send death threats to the studios when they pair their waifu's up with someone. Yuri is adding the romance without the intimidation to viewers.
>>139193713
Still no link. Try harder or don't try at all.
>>139194990
It's seinen and the demographic is mostly male, but they have a pretty big female demo. The clothing lines are pretty cute and I like the fan art.
>>139195338
Not that grills redily admit it. Im talking about preteen to 18 YO, by the way. When i was 15 my (spoiler)gf(/spoiler) at the time admitted she fooled around with her cousin before, but all kids do that sort of stuff right? Im a guy and i fooled aroind with my cousin when i was like 10.
Maybe the girls I hung around with were just weird.
So you're saying you have never kissed a female friend in your entire life? If you say no I don't believe you.
>>139195370
This is also why most obvious "canon" relationship aren't sealed until the final episodes of a series, straight or not.
>>139195554
>this entire post
>>139195554
bruh
I think there's something in the water in your town
Sayaka is the dark knight.
>>139195260
...well not in public. Even with the "fuckin homo" taboo with males, even guys mess around growing up. And the taboo for girl on girl is a LOT less, obviously.
Reality is lewd
>>139195554
Go blog somewhere else faggot. No one cares about your sexually depraved 3d land whale.
>>139195554
Just because you've done it doesn't mean there doesn't exist people who've never done it.
>>139195611
She's the blue knight of justice and love.
>>139195637
t. closet fag
>>139195600
>>139195610
You're starting to worry me. Are you guys being prudes or just baiting me?
I thought this was a well known phenomenon.
Hell, look it up. None of you people even "experimented" growing up?
Was there a time in your lives where you had friends?
>>139195763
Are you Korean by any chance?
>>139195664
>>139195724
I was 10, edgelords. I didn't say everyone has but it's certainly not uncommon.
>>139195639
Who in the shit are you even talking about, what?
Ohh, I get it. I'm the weird one here because I wasn't a social retard as a kid/teenager.
>>139195763
As a bi grill myself I can confirm that I never experimented with other boys or girls in my youth. I had tons of girl friends and we never did those kind of things. You just live ina weird country.
>tfw I can self insert as Sayaka
>>139195763
>I put a cock in my mouth, so it must be normal
>>139195780
Nope, burger
>>139195872
>you're a social retard if you didn't make out with your friends as a kid
This is certainly an interesting look into your culture
>>139195927
I didn't say I did that but look it up and weep
>>139189119
Madoka is canon straight
>100 questions with Madoka
>Do you have any marriage desires?
>Madoka: Would be nice if I can find a cool husband (that resembles) like my mama
>>139195900
A lot of my female friends actually have experimented with others.
Girls are unintentionally lewd at times??
Maybe it's just where I live, but I've moved around a lot, so as a bi grill I can't say much.
>>139195554
>>139195763
>>139195934
>>139195994
I think you got lost on the way to posting in a /v/ sleepover thread
>>139196043
>wanting to marry your mom
Sounds kinda gay to me desu
>>139195872
>So you're saying you have never kissed a female friend in your entire life? If you say no I don't believe you.
>>139195994
You sucked another dudes dick and you come to a Madoka thread and act high and mighty about it. Fuck off you retard.
>>139195959
10 is not a teenager, and good job twisting my words m9.
You're just acting like it's completely unheard of for kids to do that. Not fucking several times, but once or twice.
Not saying it's "the norm", just that it's common.
>>139196043
>looks like her mom
well shit. if that's not gay i don't know what is.
>>139196043
>Like my mom
PSP game dialogue:
Junko: Wow, Homura looks and acts just like I did at her age.
>>139196083
You can't read? I'm sorry
What's with this normalfag retard? Why are you fags entertain his inanity? Are madoka threads always like this?
Why would Homura hook up with Madokshit when there's the superior Kyouko who's also a lesbian like her?
>>139196096
When did I say I did that? I practised kissing when I was 10, once. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
What did you think I meant, that me and my friends all but fucked eachother on the weekends as kids?
>>139196177
No, Madoka threads are usually much worse than this.
>>139196177
>Are madoka threads always like this?
usually it's just a bunch of name and tripfags circlejerking so this is a nice change of pace
>>139196177
cringy? Yes but far worse.
>>139196194
Fuck off
>>139196194
I somewhat agree, but Homura wants Madoka.
>>139196194
gtfo kyouko is disgusting.
>>139196269
Nah, Kyouko is the best. Sh deserves her own harem
>>139196177
It's usually much worse, I'm using chemo to rid the cancer and homuhater.
You're welcome. Also
>not getting pussy when you were a teen
>not being able to fap to memories of 12 year old cunny
I feel bad for you guys desu baka
>>139196140
Obviously you don't know what gay is.
>>139196147
That would mean Madoka doesn't want a husband like Homura. Junko isn't her 14 year old self
Vita game relationship designations:
Madoka and Homura: Unmei no hito/Person of fate/soul mate
>>139196379
>Trigfag
Opinion discarded.
Where is Bebe? The shitposting always seems to stop whenever he comes around.
>>139196459
are you joking
Superior dykes incoming.
>>139196459
Bebe is shit, like all the other attentionwhore tripfags.Stop pretending you're not Bebe.
>>139196459
Nobody gives a fuck about bebe, go away
>>139196527
Please stop posting shitty tumblr gifs. They are displeasing to the eye.
>>139196511Sayaka is half dyke but I agree
>>139196585
I will post whatever the fuck I want nigga.
>>139196709
>this newfag[ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ]
>>139196776
And this is why I shouldn't post from my phone
Ive always just used ctl+s
How can Mado say no?
>>139197606
Because she has stupid hair
>>139197901
>Implying Madoka isn't stupid
>>139197606
She wears glasses. What kind of an irresponsible asshole would marry a woman that might pass on her defective genes to your children?
>>139197606
she can't
>>139198031
>Implying glasses are a bad thing
>>139194561
>Pic related, it's me.
C-can I wash your back for you?
>>139190608
>1.9m
>99 kilos
>Tfw you will never be crossplay material
>>139193620
You know, she really needs another meme.
Somebody make it happen.
>>139199070
This one's my favorite
>>139196194
All magical girls are at least bisexual. It's the desire to be with girls that makes them available to the contract.
If two girls can love each other can two guys love too?
>>139193713
>Some people deserve loneliness.
Literally no one deserves this. It is a fate worse than death.
>>139199720
fuck off homo
Why didn't they just make Mami straight instead of making her a loli rapist?
>>139199752
Reminder, this was Madoka's fate.
1/3
>>139200346
3/3
Homura did nothing wrong and she is the hero who has convinced herself she is the villain.
>>139200414
Homura is simply who we should all aspire to be
>Waifu is in another universe completely
>Fuck you I'll just create a whole new universe where I can be with my waifu
>>139200488
Homura's a go getter who makes the impossible possible and the impercetible perceptible.
>>139200624
Also, if Madoka is Jesus, Homura is John the Baptist.
>>139199924
She's a creepy loner pedo rapist with fat tits
She's for audience self-insertion
>>139202008
>Christianity in anime
Madokami's existence was made possible through Homura's wish. Homucifer was made possible by Madoka's wish (demons only exist in a world where witches cant exist). They complete each other in a way that Jesus and John the Baptist cant.
Why are they such dorks?
>>139192026
You type like NiceDaemonette
>>139189737
She might be gay, but not for Homura
>>139202715
While I was referring to the situation at the end of the anime proper, I would note that since John was a human, trinitarianism logically implies that God-Jesus made him too, both directly and via Adam.
>>139202944
>Might be gay
>Not for Homura
Wtf?
>>139203012
Fuck off with your christianity shit. We Madokami here.
>>139203137
In the name of the Mado, the Homu, and the Law of Cycles. Amen.
G-girls can't love girls!
>>139194599
Just like Madoka itself!
>>139195260
Somebody's never been to a club.
>>139200624
Original?
>>139203282
Her father was a priest, so they were obviously not real Christians. Probably some goofy protestant sect.
Wouldn't surprise me if they let gays marry in their church.
>>139203554
>>139192567
okay
>>139202944
Sayaka?
>>139199663
>It's the desire to be with girls that makes them available to the contract.
Makes perfect sense.
>>139203855
Are Mami and Hitomi related? They both have the same sleepy eyes.
>>139203856
She's gay for herself, obviously. The official art proves it.
>>139203550
It's from this.
>>139199663
Kyubey has good eye then
>>139203855
Don't worry Hitomi, they will all burn in Hell. All protestants do.
>>139203943
It's nice art but Madoka obviously cares a lot about Homura.
New project will probably have her trying to open up to Homura.
>>139204007
Why is she so smug?
What if the reason Hitomi can't be a magical girl is because she's the only straight girl of the bunch?
>>139204063
Because Mami is fronting like she's going to be the Jedi that balances the force. Hell no. Comical.
>>139203943
I mean, I would be too if I was her.
>>139204045
God wills it.
>>139204112
I believe in Mamisan. She can do it this time.
>>139204075
What reason?
She doesn't seem to be in dire need of a wish.
A shitty boyfriend isn't enough to maybe.
>>139204075
>Hitomi
>Straight
She's suppressing her desires. It also suppresses Kyubey. If she were honest with her feelings she'd be able to see Kyubey.
>>139204075
But Mami and Madoka exist.
>>139204019
Kyubey is trying to rid the world of the lesbian menace
>>139204223
What has tumblr done to my beautiful Madoka?
>>139204007
I hate Mami. What else did she do, besides dying and having big tits?
>>139204313
Sorry anon, you are the tumblr.
You always have been.
>>139204252
>Mami
>straight
Not so fast
>>139204060
>they are friends
>>139204421
Homosexuality is the greatest form of friendship
>>139204313
>tumblr
It's in a doujin.
>>139192026
>broadcast
What is sakura trick?
>>139204062
New project will probably have her trying to open up her pussy to Homura
there, I fixed it for you
>>139204393
Mumi is as straight as her drills.
>>139204393
Nagisa loves to eat cheese.
>This sexually aggressive
>>139205025
Cheese comes from Milk.
I want to cum inside of Madoka.
>>139204393
Nagisa is such a shit. Why did they feel the need to add a character just so Mami wouldn't be left our of all the Yuri shipping?
>>139205623
Because lonely Mami should be illegal.
>>139205623
But Nagisa is cute.
>>139204368
Supposedly that's what the concept movie will rectify.
>>139205623
Because fanservice and someone to pair her with in official art. I fear for the quality of the sequel if this is the way they're going.
>>139205708
They need some time skip doujins. Cute and fluffy now, lewd later.
>>139205623
Regardless if you ship them or not, Mami was alone. One of the themes in Rebellion was dualism, and this Mami needed someone to "balance" her out. In her case, mommy needed a baby.
>>139205299
Get in the line
>>139205623
Because it makes sense that Mami is a lesbian pedophile, feeding off of the youthful vitality of the unfortunate girls she brainwashes into perverse servitude, and throwing them to the dogs the moment they undergo menarche.
>>139205765
yeah but I doubt that this will bring me to like her
>>139205902
This is the best answer.
>>139206026
Maybe not, but the character will get clarity.
>>139204641
New project will reveal that the Homuverse is physically located entirely within Madoka's pussy, like a yeast infection.
>>139203137
Given that one of the main characters is legitimately the daughter of a Christian clergyman, I don't think my thematic supposition is in any way unwarranted.
>>139203554
>not real Christians
I think you mean Catholics. Protestants have always allowed clergy to marry (originating from Martin Luther), and there are many such sects in Japan which exercise the sort of doctrinal control that would be consistent with the story.
I really want to see Kyouko's witch form animated.
>>139206104
oh god I can't wait
>>139206166
If Sayaka and Nagisa can control their witches then I sure hope the other girls can do it too.
>>139206167
I bet they blow their entire budget on 5 minutes of sakuga for the climactic douching scene.
>>139206166
Kyouko doesn't have a witch form because she's too pure of heart.
>>139206360
They can only do it because they've died and reached oneness in the Law of Cycles. Sayaka lost that ability when Homura altered her memories of the LoC. I'd be suprised if anyone will be able to use that technique as long as Madoka's powers are sealed.
>>139206465
money well spent
>>139204604
I actually don't think it's either. It looks like a funny edit of something else.
>>139206144
That's what I said. They're not real Christians, as in they're not Catholics.
>>139190078
No Western dykes are gross annoying tumblerinas but Japanese lesbians are cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ph4kWt7zKg
>>139206504
She does in the game. It's called Ophelia.
>pure of heart
Her soul gem was already tainted before she commited sudoku.
>>139207215
Maybe one day you will come to terms with your delusions.
>>139207994
>Denying yuri
>As Madoka is holding Homura's face against her naked breasts
>Shortly before linking their destinies with the red strong of fate
>Ignoring everything after
>>139208141
>He's still fighting it
Face it, your none of the ships are sailing.
>>139208141
She was just comforting Homura. Hugs aren't gay. Naked only because she was god/fanservice/symbolic.
>>139208432
Madoka was rewriting the universe at the time, right? Isn't interdimensional nakedness a common trope?
>>139208330
Even Amazon ships them together.
>>139208141
>>139207994
Worst friend.
>>139208512
Yes that too.
>>139208432
>>139208512
>>139208590
Samefagging
>>139208580
OMNOMNOMNOM
>>139208650
getting desperate there, friend.
This thread is fucking weird.
Also, why did you stop posting Kyouko?
Do you think Homura's into femdom and pegging?
Mami, please leave. You have a loli to attend to.
>>139208972
After her last screw went loose, most likely yes.
>>139209093
It's a glorious sight to see them grasp at straws.
>>139208771
>Implying you aren't replying from mobile
>>139209058
Can't unsee! Holy hell Kyouko!
Tell me /a/, what do you think of these two?
>>139208972
You even need to ask?
>>139208948
Want more Kyouko? Here you go brah.
>>139208972
>Homura
>pegging
Would you let Homura peg you, anon?
>>139209199
Shit ship
>>139209199
Kyouko's too old for Mami's degenerate sexual tastes, so they maintained a professional relationship as senpai and kouhai.
>>139209264
But that isn't Kyouko.
>>139209275
>getting pegged by homura while she forces you to wear a pink twintwail-wig and pink contact lenses
I don't know if the experience would be enjoyable.
>>139209275
girls are really bad at thrusting and I don't need my ass ruined again so no
>>139209384
>denying horny kyouko
I feel bad for your waifu, bro.
>>139209199
Kyoumami is the more mature relationship while Kyousaya is the more fun, carefree relationship. Personally not a fan of Kyoumami, I prefer them as sisters
>>139209499
>purple eyes
Someone trying to get me.
>>139209714
Kyouko has red eyes, my friend. Clearly is not Kyouko.
>>139209714
>thinking 14-year-olds are that innocent
I know it's adorable to think that, but I remember when my female classmates were that age. They were many things, but innocent was not one of them.
>>139209844
>comparing 3dpd to 2dderp
>>139206360
Ophelia is a cool witch
>>139209974
Ophelia is a hot witch.
>>139209829
>he doesn't want to deep dick his waifu
Guys like you are the worst.
>>139209929
They're pubescent, Apple-chan. Notice how Madoka didn't look puzzled or ask any questions when QB mentioned "secondary sexual characteristics"?
>>139210037
W-well. Anyway It has to be Kyouko, red eyes and everything. Anything slightly off is an imposter.
>>139210037
I'd prefer watching my waifu get deep dicked by someone else and being forced to watch, knowing that I can never satisfy her as well as another man.
>>139210117
Again >>139209929
Two very different things.
>>139209058
Shaft is pretty much prostituting them for swag now. But I don't mind. Still more respectable than Eva with those hideous canned coffee ads.
>>139209824
>have a strict policy against saving lewd or porn
>see cute lewd that's really well done
I hate these conflicting feelings.
>>139210186
>tfw googled "milking a cow" to make a dank meme
I should have known better.
>>139210356
>you are feel upset and lonely that no one wants to be around you on any holiday.
>you are feel
Anon please.
>>139210356
Just give up anon
>>139210356
This nigga again
>>139210170
That's why I used Madoka to establish a 2D baseline. You really have no reason to believe any of the Magucas are in any way innocent.
>>139210552
>>139210494
D-don't reply to him now too...
He'll think you're me!
This is an officially licensed manga.
>>139210494
>>139210655
Not him
>>139210790
It's also the best manga.
KetchupxMustardforever
>>139210426
>>139210494
>>139210552
>>139210609
>>139210655
>>139210790
>>139210802
>>139210857
>t. !Akemi
>>139210897
Why do you hate her so much?
>>139210897
Oh shit now I got sucked into this, just because I tell you to give up doesn't make me !akemi. Just please stop before you cause another shitstorm.
Would you let her take yourorder?
All of thread is !Akemi. We all go home now. Show is over.
>>139211103
Yes please.
1 Hamburger please.
>>139211040
Just keep reporting him until he's (Dead).
>>139210186
I don't mind it because of the fan art. I am curious as to whether Gen gets a laugh out of it or not. What are the chances the voice actors bought a pair of their corresponding sets?
>>139211103
She definitely took Madoka's order.
>>139200308
True, but she chose it for herself.
>>139211103
>>139211189
The quartet probably comes up with a lot of the official art and merchandise just to fuck with the fanbase.
>>139211139
>78 posters
>It's all !Akemi
pls
>>139211141
Here you go.
>>139211226
Nice pun
Thay guy is pretending to be ACK, guys.
If it was really him there would be copypaste replies with the links to images all over the thread.
>>139211249
>Muh agency
Choosing between making a wish so your friends and family won't die and watching your friends and family die if you don't make a wish isn't a choice.
>>139211141
>madoka
>ordering a burger
what?
madoka isn't american.
Who /lewdhours/ up in here?
>>139211347
Anon, I have some news for you...
>>139211369
>moemura
Literally fucking disgusting.
I want tough homura.
>>139211369
I prefer non-lewd
>>139211293
Do people feel that way? I genuinely like the stuff they come out with. It ranges from cute to decent fap material. What kind of edgy faggot do you have to be to get triggered by the official art and merchandise?
>>139211189
I doubt that Gen gives a shit. If anything he jacks off to it. Same goes for Ume-senpai.
>>139211522
I want to fuck God
>>139211522
>I doubt that Gen gives a shit. If anything he jacks off to it. Same goes for Ume-senpai.
He's been on record saying he enjoys and encourages doujinshi and the like.
>>139211408
Tough Homura is a meme. It's not real. Homura was never tough or cool.
>>139190078
>implying you don't watch yuri hentai
>>139211604
>he enjoys and encourages doujinshi
Gen confirmed for pervert
>>139192120
>mohura repeats the same things over and over just to save her
>they hug naked while homura's crying for her
Sounds pretty gay to me, at least homura
>>139194843
>Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transexual
>Lesbian
>Lesbian
>>139211588
Weird, those are the exact words used by Gen when he pitched his idea for Rebellion's plot to Shimbo.
>>139192567
Rolling?
>>139211769
POST BREAST GIRL
DO IT
>>139211588
The thought just occured to me: given that Kyouko clearly called out to Kami-Sama in the anime, does that mean Madoka is *THE* God, or *a* "god" (kami)? She didn't create the universe from scratch, and since she was born into one, that means she doesn't possess the "first cause" attribute of most singular deities.
>>139211835
Madoka isn't a god, she's a concept. In fact, none of the characters outside of Homura even view or refer to Madoka as a god. Kyoko was calling to the Christian god.
>>139211835
Pretty much.
Assuming THE God exists in this universe (which I doubt), he's probably just laughing at everyone at this point. Having shots with Satan in purgatory or something.
>look at these girls thinking they're us holy shit my sides
Their reaction, I'd think
>>139211741
>AOT
Has some pretty straightforward yuri relationship
>>139211925
Addendum, Kyubey refers to Madoka as a god, but this is a metaphor Madoka's karmic potential.
>>139211816
>there will never be another episode of nichibros
>>139211925
If the Christian god existed before Madokami then there's no way he exists after Madokami so Kyouko is basically calling out to a false god and should be punished
>>139212186
But she called out before madokami
>>139212186
>Implying she didn't
Why would god be real in a Japanese anime written by Gen Urobuchi
>>139211741
I'm sorry but, did the creator of this never even *watch* Madoka? It's clearly at least above Sailor Moon, if not in Level 1. Even a normie can see the yuri in it.
>>139211994
Her degree of power though would, at least to me, suggest she's on the level of a ministering angel. She's not the Big G-D, but she's probably on a first-name basis with Him.
Plus, being an angel would kinda fit her motif pretty well.
>>139212047
I think he's using it there to refer to any omnipotent, sentient being.
>>139211741
Most of that I can agree with... but it really does not take a yuri filter of any kind to see lesbianism in Yuru Yuri. Hidamari Sketch all but outright states Hiro and Sae are an item. Monogatari does outright state that Kanbaru is lesbian and hot for Senjougahara (though later behaviour suggests bisexual, still close enough). Railgun/Index are hardly subtle about Kuroko wanting to fuck Misaka. Evangelion's not too subtle about Maya's crush on Ritsuko.
Your favorite ships, in order.
I'll start.
>HomuSaya
>MadoHomu
>KyoSaya
>MamixBebe
>HitoSaya
>>139212265
I'd say Madoka is at most a 2 if we include Rebellion. 3 is appropriate for the series. 2 if we go by the manga. The next project/finale will probably end everything in the 1-1.5 range.
>>139212341
Red x Yellow
Yellow x Black
Yellow x Bebe
In that order.
>>139212186
>implying the Christian God exists on the same plane of existence as Homura and her "God"
>implying he gives a single fuck
>>139212341
HomuSaya makes absolutely no sense to me.
>>139212341
homuhomu
>>139212442
Homura x Sayaka makes sense because they both hate each other.
So it's only natural to settle there differences with hate sex.
>>139212265
Yeah, she's basically a high ranking angel, which means she's God's hooker
>>139212442
(ff, teen, mc, nc, beast, snuff)
>>139212463
I am legit sad that there isn't enough Homura selfcest. I'd love to see her learn how to love herself.
>>139212556
>Homura
>loving herself
You do not understand Homura.
>>139212574
>Implying I meant good love
>>139212262
The only time he's ever been asked about his faith, he gave a typical Japanese non-answer:
http://animediet.net/conventions/otakon-2012-gen-urobuchi-interview
>>139212396
>3 is appropriate for the series
I'm sorry, did you forget the whole "naked lesbian space hug" thing at the end there?
>>139212421
Well, there is no requirement for a fictional world to even have a god (aside from its author), though in the West that will, to this day, likely draw allegations of sacrilege.
>>139212529
>God's hooker
First of all, God is not a pedophile
Second, God does not have a penis, nor the desires associated with one. Even the use of "He" as a pronoun does not actually reflect a gender association.
Philistines...
>>139212341
Kyouhomu
Kyousaya
Madosaya
Homumami
>>139212341
Not shipping, but
KyouSaya for witch hunting.
KyouHomu for wraith hunting
KyouMami senpai/kouhai.
KyouDoka I have nothing yet.
>>139212399
Yellow is best
>>139212442
That's the point.
Joking aside, the reason I like it as much as I do is because of the "what if" factor of it. We obviously know what happens when Homura, first developing her powers, latches on to Madoka emotionally. But what if she grew attached to someone else, like Sayaka, or Mami and Kyouko? How altered would her personality be from that we know now? Would she have been more or less successful in trying to save "her only friend"? Would she still have taken "God"'s mantle, and fall as the devil, or would she have made a different choice at Rebellion's end, if that point was even reached? That's why I like this ship so much, the speculation of it.
>>139212463
HomuHomu
>>139212672
>God is not a pedophile
>implying having his first humans immediately fuck was mere coincidence
>God does not have a penis
In his normal state, no. But he's fucking God. He could give himself a thousand times a thousand penises if he felt like it.
>Philistines...
are heathens that must be smote.
DEUS VULT
>>139212672
terview
>>139212396 (You) #
>3 is appropriate for the series
I'm sorry, did you forget the whole "naked lesbian space hug" thing at the end there?
I took it as: can the audience walk away thinking they're gay without explanation?
Madoka giving her ribbons to Homura was much more yuri (Nanoha, Kazonuki no Miko, and red strong reference all in one) than the space naked space hug which admittedly was changed to a white dress hug in the movies.
It's impossible to argue Homura isnt gay at the end of Rebellion, but Madoka hasn't given a hard answer, though she was leaning that way in Rebellion.
>>139212624
"Wherever I am, I must also rape."
-t. Homu
>>139212497
>>139212341
>>139212550
>>139212790
>implying Homu can move on from Madoka
>implying Homu would cuck her bro
>>139212739
>KyouDoka I have nothing yet.For the rescue operation of Sayaka
>>139212866
No she wasn't. You guys don't know shit about close female friendships
>>139212935
I don't have any time now. Bye!
>>139212935
I wanted to say that, but I didn't exactly want that either.
>>139212739
>KyouDoka
Protective older sister?
I want Hitomi to become a magical girl just so we could get some KyouHito fanart. I loved their interactions in wraith arc.
>>139212982
>>139212945
Seriously anon, you sound like a retard. We aren't talking about human beings. We're talking about fictional characters written by a 40 year old otaku who enjoys lesbians.
>>139213113
Please don't remind us
>>139213018
I'll stick with Sayaka lescue.
>>139212945
>Close female friendships
Compare and contrast Madoka's relationship with Sayaka and Homura. They're markedly different.
>>139213113
He also enjoys suffering. No such thing as happy lesbian relationships
>>139213152
>all the same person
Only two of those are me
>>139212866
Your post quoting is so atrocious I'm having trouble making sense of it.
But I think it's pretty obvious that the GU is intentionally trying to show a homosexual relationship in there. Sayaka and Hitomi are probably canonically straight because they have a male love interest, and Kyouko isn't really shown as a romantic agent, so to speak, but Madoka and Homaru are pretty much dead-obvious lesbians.
>>139212739
KyouDoka is for monster hunting
>>139212265
>>139212672
Back when I watched the series for the first time, I was really frustrated that people saw the show as yuri. I didn't see where they were coming from and still really don't.
>naked lesbian space thing
see >>139208432 >>139208512
>>139213245
Monster Hunter Madoka Magica when?
>>139213186
Madoka's relationship with Homura during the first time line is how any girl would act towards their best friend.. And if you're referring to how Madoka treats Homura after becoming a goddess then thats obviously because she became aware of what Homura did for her, yet after all that she still calls her her best friend.
>>139213295
I dont know but Monster hunter anime is this year.
>>139213227
>sayaka
>straight
Kek
>>139211741
>Legend of the galactic heroes
But Reinhard and Hildegard are canon
>>139213227
Sorry about that. And I'm not arguing against it, as I completely agree they are lesbians and will be open by the end of the story. I'm just going by what we've seen so far and saying why you can out Madoka at a 2 or 3.
>>139213298
I've so far only seen the anime, so I can't speak for the movie.
BTW, is there any particular benefit to watching the 1st and 2nd movies if they're just recaps? Do they add or elucidate anything new?
>>139213280
>>139213298
>Never read supplemental material, production materials, or interviews
Yeah, you're a fucking idiot, we've confirmed that.
>>139213571
Don't be so harsh, mate. We all know that you're mind is going through hard times.
>>139213455
In the movie it's the exact same. Of course Homura has a special place in Madoka's heart, she would be a bitch if she didn't at the very least appreciate all the sacrifices Homura made. Besides, Madoka is always talking about how she wants love letters from BOYS. Hkw she wants to marry a MAN. At best she's bi
>>139213571
Nothing in those interviews confirm that Madoka's love is anything but platonic. Hell, even Homura's love was confirmed to be non romantic in one of those interviews. Side material, see>>139213607 not canon
>>139213646
This guy gets it.
>>139213646
I meant in general, for the plot and such. Having watched the anime, is there any reason for me to watch movies 1 and 2 before moving on to Rebellion?
>>139213777
I'm not a yurifag, but the lesbian undertones are so loud they practically become entire chords.
>>139213777
Amen. The battle will be glorious.
>>139205814
there's nothing wrong with lewd now and fluffy later
>>139213777
Oh, also, nice digits.
>>139213848
Watch it if you want to see splendid animation. It has a few new soundtracks. Some scenes like Mami's wish are cut out. It made a few changes here and there. I'd recommend watching them.
>>139213980
Ah I get what you mean, as a movie they were able to put a lot more into it budget-wise, so they could really pull out all the stops.
I want to havehot impregnating sex with Madoka, with my body carving into hers,while Homura is forced to watch.
>>139214110
And Rebellion's last 20 minutes should be completely ignored. Urobuchi pretty much said in an interview that none of that was his idea. Never forget that.
>>139214219
>>139214296
So is the sequel hook thing Urobuchi's attempt at fixing what the studio executives fucked up?
>>139186221
WHEN WILL THIS NEW PROJECT HAPPEN
NO FEB UPDATE???
>>139214296
I hate you.
>>139214219
If I recall correctly, Shinbo thought Butcher's original ending was shit so he asked him to change it. The new ending was Butcher's doing still, but not the original ending he had in mind.
Imagine the squeaking sounds that are made whenyour dick wracks this petite girls pussy. Imagine the sucking and squirting that it makes when you cum inside of her.
>>139214519
How do you know?
Is Urobuchi your father?
>>139214639
You need to rewatch from the beginning.
And when tf did he say that desu?
>>139214101
>>139214682
>falling for bait
>Decide to pop into a Madoka thread for once
>Yuri is getting BTFO
>In a Madoka thread
what a pleasant change of pace
>>139213646
Madoka never says love letters from boys, just love letters. It doesn't matter, Homura is manlier than any man Madoka could ever get. There's no way Madoka isn't a little gay for Homura, anyone would be after all she did.
With all that said, it works best as ambiguous. Keep the lewd stuff to fan arts.
>>139214759
Kill yourself.
>it's another "let's make up shit that never happened" episode
>it's the "yuri denial" rerun
>>139214865
Go back to your hole, please.
>>139214975
Explain?
>>139215006
>tumblr
>>139215006
>comforting a friend is gay
May God save us from this stupidity.
>>139215130
What about this?
I just started watching this anime. What am I in for?
I really want to purge degenerate yuri from the face of the earth.
Madoka despises Homura.
Sayaka doesn't love Kyoko.
Hibiki doesn't love Miku.
Yuuna doesn't love Togo thank god.
Nanoha doesn't love Fate.
Sakura has long abandoned Tomoyo.
Kumiko and Reina both want a dick and are adolescent, not gay.
All the girls in shows like Yuru Yuri, Sakura Trick, Yuyushiki and such are just in a phase and will all marry men.
Yuri is never real outside of shitty hentai for degenerates and that is never love, just lust. Lesbians are not loved by anyone they know.
Madoka never loved Homura. Here's the proof. Madoka lied to her in episode 12 about being her friend. She saw how evil she was but was tripping on hope, so she thought faking friendship could save Homura.
No matter how often I get silenced, facts remain the same.
Homura is the most hated character in both Japan and overseas.
Homura killed the franchise, it no longer sells high numbers of merchandise.
Madoka and all characters were ruined.
Even the staff hates Homura.
I hope you never forget these facts, and I suggest you post them whenever you can. I can't remind the degenerates all day every day, so remember to attack all homuposters and yuri.
Thank you, and let's all HATE Homura.
>>139215247
Never happened. Only occurred in Homura's mind. Madoka would never do that shit to someone she hates.
>>139215247
Still not gay. Girls are often more physical than guys.
Madoka 4: Homura's Redemption
>>139215444
Yes but the souls of the rest wandered into the field. Did you even comprehend the movie?
>>139215530
Yeah okay.
>>139215566
Madoka will kill her and kill her remorselessly. Homura is purest evil and irredeemable. She DESERVES TO FUCKING DIE.
>>139215588
>tumblrshit can't pose a coherent thought
As usual. Let me spell it out, shitlord, Homura imagined that scene, it is not representative of reality.
>official Madoka lingerie
That's new.
>>139215588
Girls are more emotionally and physically intimate creatures, you cannot deny that. Especially Madoka herself, who values and cares for her friends. She would do the same nuzzling to Sayaka.
>>139215767
I wonder if they are color coded to the girls actual cup sizes.
...These are 13 year olds, right?
>>139215767
Why would Homura be wearing Madoka's underwear?
>>139215767
>Shaft milks the franchise further by sexualizing the megucas
>>139215815
14. Mami is 15.
>>139215783
>Madoka would for no reason initiate physical intimacy with literally anyone she deems a friend
>ignoring Madoka is emotionally extremely intimate with Homura
Yuri deniers are pretty delusional.
>>139215887
Slut.
>>139215920
IT. NEVER. FUCKING. HAPPENED.
MADOKA. NEVER. LOVED. HOMURA.
>>139215738
I just got the first thing, that was actually related to the anime, that popped up.
Kill yourself.
>>139215815
Nah, the site offers them in an assortment of sizes, so no official Meduka busts yet.
>>139215920
It's alright mate. Maybe if you take of your goggles sleep on these revelations you will finally see that you are actually in denial.
>>139215889
I feel so much better now.
>>139215972
No you didn't, tumblrshitlord. That's the excuse those vermin always use. Go kill yourself, I cornered you and your shit argument. I won.
>>139216014
You are blind without your goggles.
>>139215920
The intros were the places for fanservice before Rebellion came along.
>>139216032
After you.
Why would I perfect my post for someone unworthy?
MADOKA LOVES HOMURA FOREVER
>>139216014
You're the idiot inserting a Madoka without feelings and shitting all over her relationship she built up with Homura just to jump through hoops to rationalize your headcanon.
>>139216037
I'm blind to bias, unlike you. You just want justify the story to your fap material.
>>139216077
You have no argument, tumblr. Go to hell with your degenerate ship.
>>139216114
You just want to justify your headcanon.
>>139216118
Kill yourself.
Please.
You are a useless, piss and shit everywhere cunt.
>>139215889
It's Aniplex, not Shaft. Shaft just draws the animes, Aniplex sells all the characters.
>>139216140
Anon, you're projecting. Have some insight on yourself.
>>139216181
>lost so hard he resorts to petty namecalling
smdh
>>139216206
Your argument is irrelevant.
>>139216221
how do you know anon is he?
anon sounds like a she
>>139189119
>Fap-fap-fap.
>Kawai-i-i!
>>139215391
You realize lesbians actually exist, right?
>>139216284
You're right, tumblr is full of degenerate women. I still won and am better than xir.
>>139216243
They're no more valid than yours.
>>139215887
Why would she not be wearing her underwear?
>>139216305
They are never loved. Lesbians in anime obsess, not love. They also are never loved and always detrimental to those unfortunate enough to meet them.
>>139216323
sure you did.
>Yurifaggots this triggered
Oh how the tables have turned.
>>139216324
How so?
>>139216277
Drop dead with your constant shitposting.
>>139216387
This shit happens literally every madoka thread
>>139216373
You have no argument you wasteof life. You are less than human. You are nothing compared to my genius truths.
>>139216387
This lmao
>>139216289
>Fap-fap-fap.
>Kawai-i-i!
What did he mean by this?
>>139216242
>being this edgy
>tipping this hard
I can't cringe any harder
i'm madoka!! i love homura and she loves me.~~~
~from the pmmm world to clear up everything ^_^
>>139216414
>You're an idiot!
>You're biased!
>You're just trying to justify your headcanon!
>Your arguments are invalid!
>>139216387
>litterally just one faggot triggering everything
>>139216498
lol.
>>139216497
Fuck off tumblr.
>>139216498
Nigger you ignored my post earlier calling you out for disregarding Madoka's feelings and saying she treats everyone the same, which she doesn't, just to justify your headcanon.
Talk shit get hit.
>>139216497
I see through your disguise.
This is a Yuri anime.
Sorry to break it to you.
>>139216497
Alright, NOW I can't cringe any harder
>>139216598
This is true. Just look at them. They're GIRLS. And the TALK TO EACHOTHER. There's no denying it!
>all this shit itt
How have you not killed yourself yet?
>>139216612
I fapped.
>>139215767
>Mami-san's lingerie is the fanciest and most elegant
>Homu's lingerie is edgy
>Madoka's lingerie is childish
>Sayaka's lingerie is chuuni
>Kyouko's lingerie is fancy but understated
Kudos to these designers on matching everything so well.
>>139216497
Ｎｏｔ ｗｉｄｅ．
Ｆａｋｅ ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍｅｄ．
>>139216652
And they hold hands and hug, IT MEANS THESE 14 YEAR OLDS ARE LESBIAN!
>>139216655
I'm just trying to have a discussion with a retard who isn't actually homuhater/ACK but I'm being ignored.
>>139216652
Fucktard, they have their intimate moments.
![劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[新編]叛逆の物語 BDrip ENG JPN x264-ank.mp4_snapshot_01.02.33_[2014.03.29_22.41.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jk14qJr.jpg "劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[新編]叛逆の物語 BDrip ENG JPN x264-ank.mp4 snapshot 01.02.33 [2014.03.29 22.41.05]")
Cute! CUTE!
>>139216592
>Nigger you ignored my post earlier calling you out for disregarding Madoka's feelings and saying she treats everyone the same
sorry m8. My intention was never to say that. Of course Homura holds a special place in Madoka's heart, no doubt, but Sayaka is still Madoka's best friend. Plus, she is a teenage girl. They're always more emotional.
>>139216655
We're having fun.
>>139214820
>Shimbou
>PYCHO-PASS
Doesn't seem terribly trustworthy familia
>>139216652
>>139216729
>being this naive and dense
How's the virgin life going for you?
>>139216732
WHAT? Teenage girls having heart to heart talks???? LESBIANS IS CONFIRMED. YURI DENIERS BTFO.
Yeah not a yuri anime. At all
>>139216363
Um, you realize that there are REAL, as in 3D lesbians, right? I hope? They're not like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot, they are certifiably real.
>>139216768
>ignoring that Sayaka and Madoka both go on their own separate character arcs and end up closer to different people by the end, yet still reuniting as new people in the final episode
Madoka is vastly, immeasurably more intimate with Homura than she ever was with Sayaka. She doesn't go on dates with Sayaka pondering about how she feels that moment was what she had longed her whole life for.
>>139216864
>holding hands is gay.
>>139216815
Nice quality posting.
Like you'd know what real love is like.
All you do is act like a retard shitposter who attacks anything yuri related.
>>139216755
Madoka never loved Homura.
Madoka never loved Homura.
Madoka never loved Homura.
Madoka never loved Homura.
>>139216864
Correct!
>>139216893
And they're degenerate filth. Anime tropes are accurate to my post.
>spam
>>139216909
>dates
I'm sorry?
>>139216944
Like you'd know what friendship is like. Maybe a friend is having a bad day. Maybe you'll open up to them a little bit, maybe put your hand on their shoulder or give them a hug. There's nothing gay about that.
>>139216964
>degenerate filth
>>>/pol/
>>139216911
Intertwined fingers, author's way of a pair showing affections.
>>139216940
The movie will age up Nagisa and make MamiNagi canon.. As well as MadoHomu and KyouSaya. I will bathe in Homuhater's tears.
>>139216698
>Sales ranking so far
>Madoka > Mami > Homura
http://www.super-groupies.com/ranking/index.php
Sayaka's and Kyouko's are not released yet.
>>139204007
WHERE DA HOOD WHEEL DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?!!!
>>139216940
ur bretty gay 2bh kinsman.
>>139217014
>It's the specific way they're holding their hands that makes it gay
Holy shit, dude.
>>139216997
>The /pol/ card
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>139216992
Madoka in Rebellion spends 100% of her time either with or chasing Homura because that's what she wants most.
>>139217017
I'll sufk your tears when Madoka murders Homura.
>>139217092
>brainwashed fake Madoka being forced to befriend Homura
Pathetic.
>>139217071
Facts are facts, Sayaka and Kyouko have grown closer.
>>139217092
>Mami told me you were in a bad way so I cam looking for you
Yes. This definitely means they're gay.
I know what you're going to pull up next.Keep going, I'm ready for it.
>>139217142
You're just mad because you would never get any meguca's pussy, desu.
>>139217054
>Madoka outselling Mami
Truly, the Nipponese have no taste.
>>139217142
Madoka wasn't brainwashed. She hid her memories in Sayaka and Nagisa to keep her safe from Kyubey.
>>139217174
Yes, they're obviously friends now rather than acquaintances. They were growing to become friends before Sallaka kicked the bucket.
>>139216490
Answer to OP's question.
>>139217181
Okay now I know I'm being baited. Disappointed, hoped I was actually talking to a retard in order to further understand how their brains work, but it's just another poe.
>>139217255
But that image is absolutely right.
>>139217306
No. It is not. Goddammit stop.
>>139217195
Madoka would love me.
>>139217210
The barrier brainwashed her to act a way Homura wanted. Confirmed to be Homura's powers in Wraith arc.
>>139217255
Wow, I've never seen such an accurate description of why Madoka never lovedHomura.
>Homura can now control everything and make anything possible
>Homura makes it so that everyone's powers are suppressed
>Homura forces herself onto Madoka and then erases her memories
>Homura makes Sallaca forget about Madoka by making her hook up with Kyouko
>lesbian relationships are now completely normal
>in other words. homura is based
>>139189119
Those are some cute little drinks.
>>139217341
Mate, if you don't think Homura's love is an obsession, at least after the events of Rebellion, you're pretty goddamn deluded.
>>139217202
Why should a joke character outsell the main plot device of the series?
>>139217226
It'll only go further.
They even indirectly kiss by sharing the same Pocky.
>>139217422
It's a longing.
It's LOVE.
Love.
Say it with me.
L-o-v-e.
Have you ever felt intense love? I think not!
>>139217422
This. She only ever cared about owning Madoka for herself at all other costs. She never cared about Madoka's happiness or agency.
>Q: Is Homura in love with Madoka?
>Urobuchi: It is a very twisted love, but it is love nontheless. It is kind of scary to be honest.
>Q: Does Madoka like her back?
>Urobuchi: Madoka never loved Homura. From the beginning is was just Homura's obsession. It's that kind of tragedy of never being cared for that makes you evil. In this case, Homura is evil because no one has ever loved her or ever will.
>Q: That sounds horrible! (laughs)
>Urobuchi: Some people deserve loneliness. I think Homura is one of those people. (laughs)
>>139217371
>Sallaca
you had one job.
And I'm pretty sure those eyes are saying "I want to fuck your brains out"
>>139217504
Source?
I have literally seen you post this same exact dialogue millions of times across all Madoka threads.
>>139217202
But I must admit, Mami's undies don't much fit for average Japanese woman's body size.
http://www.super-groupies.com/products/detail.php?product_model_id=1655
>>139217504
>copypasta of a nonexistent interview
>>139217469
Screenshot please. I don't remember seeing this.
>>139217486
long·ing1
[ˈlôNGiNG]
NOUN
a yearning desire:
"Miranda felt a wistful longing for the old days"
synonyms: yearning · pining · craving · ache · burning · hunger
It's definitely not longing.
>>139212497
>Homura x Sayaka hate each other
>Completely ignores the "Stop trying to take everything on your shoulders! We're here for you." from Rebellion in favor of their own headcanon.
You can maybe argue that Homura tried over and over to save Sayaka during her loops primarily because she meant so much to Madoka, and that Sayaka risked her existence to enter Homura's barrier to save her mostly because she wanted to have lewd hand sex with Kyouko again, but the idea that they hate each other is stupid.
>>139217570
Right out of his asshole.
Pulls more lies than triocodes.
>>139217579
It's real and older than fuck. You'll just have to accept reality, champ.
>>139217581
I mean not just longing. There's definitely something else to Homura's love. Like obsession.
>>139217469
Things in the OP aren't canon anon. Unless you're implying Madoka had sex with herself.
>>139217692
Excuses, excuses.
The bs in this thread...
>>139217747
Tumblr is fucking mad
End your life f@m.
>whole thread shitting on Madoka's nonexistant yuri and the degenerates who post it
Great!
>>139217747
>He gives up
Pathetic desu. I was having fun.
>>139217730You don't think a budding adolescent girl would have a little fun with herself every now and again?
>>139217577
>implying women are buying those
>>139217833
Do you think the underwear smells like the characters? If so, what would they smell like?
>>139217688
BS.
>>139217798
More bs. Mad because it's without a doubt fucking yuri.
>>139217826
Who do you think she thinks of when she reaches her climax?
>>139217688
You got any proof of that interview, by chance?
>>139217581
>Screenshot please. I don't remember seeing this
There's a webm somewhere in the archives or someone who has it can post it.
It's when Hitmoi's nightmare occures and in that moment Sayaka tells Kyouko how much she's moved on from Captain oblivious.
>>139217879
>It's yuri because I say so
Take off the goggles mate. It'll do you good.
>>139217924
Maybe you need prescription goggles?
Cause you're damn shortsighted without em.
>>139217833
Holy shit, you're right.
But it just ain't right.
>>139217879
Prove it. Oh! You can't? It's all del/u/sion? Oh! I see! You lost.
Kill yourself.
>>139217871
Homura's smells like shit.
>>139217895
Yes, long ago off a japanese blog site. You can google it, spoonfeeding is bad.
>>139217917
What. They're literally standing meters apart from each other. Yurifags will really look at anything and think it's yuri
>>139217871
It's cheap straight-from-the-Bangladeshi-factory linens, anon. They wouldn't have any smell you wouldn't find in a pair of newly-bought socks.
>>139217890Is this a thing? People always thinking of someone specific when they orgasm?
>>139215391
All internet pretending and bullshit aside, you are a uniquely pathetic individual. But I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know, am I?
>>139217996
Master of bullshit.
>>139217973
I don't need your bias goggles. I'm asking you to see the light by taking off yours.
>>139217613
>Completely ignores the "Stop trying to take everything on your shoulders! We're here for you." from Rebellion in favor of their own headcanon.
Not that guy, and not trying to say they hate each other; but if you take into consideration the talk they had about who was behind the labyrinth, I'm quite certain Sayaka was being spiteful as the person in the know.
Not to say that she had bad intentions, but her whole thing with Homura seems more like pity than kindness. Like a kind of arrogance from being part of a higher order.
>>139218063
You mean distorted light rays that don't focus on the mental retina? Hmm
>>139218042
You're delusional. There is no yuri and this threadPROVES IT.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
Say it with me!
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
>>139218003
Sometimes it's the littlest things.
Kyouko tosses Sayaka a Pocky she had in her mouth and Sayaka proceeds to taste.
Indirect kissing.
>>139218110
I would say the goggles are distorting yours since they are tinted.
>>139218151
>Sharing is gay
>>139218150
Extend the homuraXmadoka. Use this grief seed to clear your soul gem.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/HoYay/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica
>>139218024
To be fair, all of them are manufactured in Japan at least they say soexcept Homura's, it's manufactured in China
Why do they hate Homu?
>>139218198
>tumblrtropes
>most of it never happened and is non canon
>fanart
LOL. Delusional scum.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
>>139218198
>tvtropes
It's infested with reddit and tumblr.
>>139215391
Madoka loves Homura they even had space sex
Sayaka loves Kyouko and never wants to leave her side again
Hibiki loves Miku
Yuuna loves Tougou and would literally die for her
Nanoha loves Fate and they're married and have children
Sakura will forever remain a dyke for Tomoyo
Kumiko and Reina have already professed their love for each other which they will exploit further in season 2
All the girls in Yuru Yuri, Yuyushiki and Sakura Trick are massive sykes and will remain that way for the rest of their lives.
Everybody LOVES Homura.
>>139218305
FUCKING THANK YOU
Is it possible to be terminally gay?
>>139218242
>>139218183
Sharing the same exact food that the other has already tasted?
Yeah, that's indirect kissing.
>>139218305
>Sakura
She denied Tomoyo and paid for that with her life.
>>139218362
That's what they used to call AIDS.
>>139218305
>>139218357
Tumblr BTFO and resorting to making shit up and samefagging.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
>>139218362
Yes, Homura. Because Madoka will happily murder her.
>>139218425
How. Would. You. Know?
>>139218228
>tfw wearing chinese panties
being homu is suffering
>>139218104
How can you misinterpret Sayaka's "Is someone like that really all that bad?" to a self-loathing Homura as "spiteful"? She was legitimately trying to tell her not to be so hard on herself. I haven't seen any proof that would indicate Sayaka hates Homura or vice versa in Rebellion. If anything, Sayaka seems to have grown up quite a bit after becoming a part of the LoC and is trying to help a Homura who is struggling with her emotions like she used to.
>>139218431
Ugly.
>>139218458
I anylyzed the whole canon and many fake yuri shows. I am right on all counts.
>>139218425
you sound like a crying baby and your life is all fucked up, get it together!
>>139218499
Ha. My ass.
>>139218425
>been banned multiple times
>in that time !Akemi's fake homu hating trip has been ignored multiple times
Do people even pretend that Troid is doing his job correctly? Of course !Akemi does not care that he gets away with evade a child porn ban because he get's to keep attacking people with crack shit.
>>139217534
>>139217371
What's it like having to talk to yourself because no one, other than a retard like Apple, will give you the replies you want.
Also, sure if interesting how you refuse to acknowledge how you are treating the characters like shit, and thus posting low quality content that damages the thread.
>>139212497
>>139212550
No, that doesn't actually make sense and you know it. Not everyone is a degenerate shitbag like you.
>>139218458
I'm starting to think he's samefagging to create the impression of people being baited.
>>139218526
How pretty is your ass?
>>139218425
Do you post from a mental asylum? They really should keep you off the internet, it clearly riles you up anon. Why do you care so much about two fictional girls who may or may not be in a fictional, mutually-romantic relationship?
>>139218516
No, you.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
>>139218526
Prove me wrong then. You can't? Thought so. Fuck yourself!
>>139218549
hi bae
How do you feel about all your degenerate ships being proven non canon this thread?
>>139218552
Probably.
He's failing though
>>139218305
Sakura not only liked the dick, she liked Chinese dick. She's the worst girl ever.
P U R E S T
F O R M
O F
L O V E
>>139218606
Because you insinuating yuri shits on these characters. Madoka has always thought Homura was shit. I will make sure all yurishit dies on/a/.
Thread is dying so let's do quick wrap up.
Is this thread about Yurifriend vs. Homu-not-liker right?
Someone make another thread quick! This one's gonna die pretty soon
>>139218669
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
MADOKA NEVER LOVED HOMURA.
>>139218689
On it familia.
Kissu
>>139218734
>homuhater is making the next thread
Just fuck my general up familia-tachi
>>139218676
You will die the same pathetic sack of shit that you know you are, while life goes on and the concept of yuri will forever exist. Stop running from the truth and listen to the little voice inside your head that tells you it's time to stop posting.
Oh, and here's your (You), since we both know that this little bit of validation in your day is all that's keeping you from killing yourself. You're welcome.
>>139218734
>>139218689
Fuck off, samefag
>>139218678
It's more like yurifag vs yurihater vs Homuhater
And then there's the side conversation.
The thread was pretty fun until it devolved into name calling.
>>139218678
No, it's about one tumblrette being told by multiple redpilled, anti yuri normal posters.
>>139218676
>Madoka has always thought Homura was shit
It's been a while but I'm pretty sure they were at least friends.
>>139218837
>redpilled
You cancerous /pol/ faggot, fucking slither back to your own board you actual human garbage.
>>139218759
Oh, It's in the intro.
>>139218689
Wait a week for this shit to die down.
>>139218790
It's a good thread for you, fellow homuhater.
>>139218781
>>139218795
You lost. Lmao. Get over your fetish being proven non canon.
>>139218491
"Are you going to hide in your own time again?"
"When you find that witch, what will you do?"
Then there's the headtilt scene where she suddenly goes "Transfer Student" that comes after they've supposedly been working together as a team and addressing each other casually.
>If anything, Sayaka seems to have grown up quite a bit after becoming a part of the LoC and is trying to help a Homura who is struggling with her emotions like she used to.
Again, not trying to refute that. Just saying it's more akin to pity than kindness. Now, rather than seeing Homura as an enemy, she sees her as a victim, not quite a friend. She gained some perspective in Rebellion but nonetheless she maintains some aspects of her stubborn character.
>>139218896
Will you MAGA with me, Anon?
>>139218914
It's beautiful. Thanks Homuhater.
>>139218737
At least, it was fun to watch from the side.
>>139218914
Autist
>>139218884
Never were. Madoka just pitied her.
>>139218986
Your welcome fâm.
>>139218790
I have a better one:
>>139219053
This thread went from quite boring to actually fun to a total shitshow. I guess that's an improvement to the usual.
>>139219129
Mine has more posts and isn't a lie.
>>139219166
You are a lieand so is the cake
>>139218461
Since they got a design from Devilhomu, not homuhomu, it looks too edgy. That might also be a reason why Homu's are outsold.
what the fuck is this thread
>>139219149
Shitposting is never fun.
It ruins board quality.
>>139189119
Yurifags!!!!!!
>>139219182
nice maymay, f@m
>>139219184
Would homuhomu be anything different than plain white panties, black pantyhose, and a plain white camisole?
>>139219202
Welcome to Madoka threads, the embarrassing shitstain in /a/'s panties. It will never be cleaned.
>>139219199
This, Madoka never considered Homura a friend, Homura is pure evil and has an obsession.
>>139219204
Yuri needs to die.
>>139219371
You need to die
>>139219476
Everyone needs to die.
>>139219371
You need to down yourself with Bleach.
>>139219337
She wouldn't. But that's perfectly fine at least for me.
And the pic is too lewd.
>>139219600
>too lewd
no such thing
