Have you remembered to praise her today?
PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit
To whose advantage is that?
Not only the farmer is hurt when his products sit unsold in the barns, but also Katja for whom prices will rise. That is clearly bad for the workers and good for our enemies, for their terrorism is most effective when the workers are dissatisfied. For the same reason, the provocateurs try to hinder the implementation of the government’s new course. To the degree that the situation in the DDR improves and problems and difficulties in the factories are eliminated, the counter-revolutionaries lose ground. They recently have been trying even harder to confuse our workers with slander against Katja.
We all know what war means. There is no going back. To protect against new bullying, to be alert, means concrete, combative opposition to false enemy arguments about the connection between meeting the needs of people and the strengthening of democratic government. We will quickly be able to see if we are dealing with people who are simply chattering about what they have had whispered to them or if they are those who are intentionally and systematically spreading rumors or slogans to incite the workers. We must act resolutely against the rumor-spreaders, shutting up the filthy mouths of the counter-revolutionaries. If each worker, farmer, and housewife in factories, towns, and shops keeps his eyes and ears open to uncover bureaucracy and problems and works to eliminate them, the bully will be isolated and harmless.
By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
>>139039377
Posting best girls.
I want to raise my hand at Lise and when she closes her eyes thinking I'm going to strike her, I'd pet her head.
I love gretel.
Wat would be the correct way of showing her affection ? aside for stealing her glasses.
>>139039483
Killing yourself would be a good first step, ESL scum.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the only soundtrack for current events, comrades.
Also, commissar Gretel just got the Puhdy's last album right before going to REMOVE MORE STASI. She hopes they dedicate something to her too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
>>139039483
Discuss about historical materialism with her
PS: Don't steal her glasses you turbonigger
>>139039377
Is the Saint a virgin?
>>139039478
Sure friend
>>139039654
Of course.
https://d2.maxfile.ro/tazeprfquh.mp4
>>139039708
Tommboys with mental illness cant be best girls.
>>139039733
Theo pls
>>139039816
also cute
>>139039787
And she is even a little sister. How can she be a best girl.
>>139039845
Also not a little sister.
>>139039729
>Lise about to hurl
CUTE
>>139039918
We need to talk about your sister fetish Theo
>>139039970
>Not wanting to fuck your sister like God intended.
>>139039729
>Onii-chan tasukete
>>139039377
I don't care about Katia
I pay my respects to true humanity heroes
>Gretel and Marei buddy cop commissariat adventures never
>>139040017
KonoSuba!
>>139040017
>spamming NTRshit
Reminder to report all Pervuian shitposts.
>>139040035
Poor misguided soul
>>139040035
Never was so much owed by so many to so few
>>139040102
Last I remembered that hentai is just one guy with a rageboner going around a school fucking everyone.
Fuck Beato. Best girl coming through
>>139040165
Play nice, Lise considers Beatrix her Onee-chan.
>>139040067
Starsky and hytch have nothing on two commissars.
Nothing!
>>139040104
Did Katia or East Germany collected data so useful to be used worldwide for more than twenty years?
>>139040165
>Fuck Beato
That was the plan until a certain Onii-chan fucked everything up.
>>139040035
Lest we forget.
>>139040035
>MLA then
>MLA now
>>139040253
But ist lise x theo x beatrix the dreamteam for a threesome. They could do it in front of axman.
>>139040195
Stockholm Syndrome doesn't count
>>139040346
>fuck Beato
What did you think I meant?
>>139040205
Replace the Grand Torino with a Volga and we are set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJ4pALlbEM
>>139040657
You don`t even need to armor it.
It`s called the barge for a reason.
This show has really made gotten interested in the Muv-Luv franchise. I'm thinking about reading the Schwarzesmarken LN. Do I miss out on anything by reading it before having played MLA?
>>139039480
You monster!
I want to tenderly embrace her in a warm hug and then stab the shit out of her.
>>139040716
SM and MLA are years apart, so no, not really.
That said only four chapters of the LN's first volume have been translated, so there's very little to read unless you know Japanese.
>>139040716
No, I read SM without playing any other Muv Luv VN and I was fine
>>139040716
Schwarzesmarken happened 20 years before the main story.
The only thing they have in common is the BETA invasion.
Muv Luv Extra+Unlimited should come on Steam in weeks, Alternative this summer.
>>139040306
>"Onii-chan, jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
>>139041356
FUCKING LEAVE
>>139040232
You could say that. The leaked data back in 1990 about connections to our politicians was classified to year 2050.
>>139041356
>the Peruvian is still at it
Go to hell.
>>139041356
As if you could please Marimo Soldier-kun.
>>139041451
>A-10 has no relevance
>only kit is a garage kit
>no other TSF will ever have GAU shoulders
Kill me.
Katia is slut!
>>139041526
This shitty joke wasn't funny the first time and it will never be funny. Here's to (you), now fuck off.
>>139041505
>Frogfoot TSF never
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX_AvU7B1y4
I don't even care about Schwarzesmarken, I just want to learn more about BETERS. Show me the Phase 9 hive baby, show me new species, unearth more of the fooken mystery surrounding the Creators.
>humanity fucking up beters on Moon and Mars
it's going to come eventually, and your collective buts aren't even ready
picture not really fucking related
What if we were to give Katia the ribbons?
Also very excite for end. Want to see the poking.
>>139040932
Aw, c'mere, don't be like that, c'mon, I'll give you a hug to make it all better
>>139041683
A Phase 9 hive unlikely produce unknow BETA species, remember theyare mining robots not designed for war as one of their directive is to not harvest worlds with lifeforms.Too bad their Creators are fucking retards who think life is silicon based only
>>139040843
Ah, I see, that's a shame. Might give me some motivation to improve my Japanese, I'm stuck somewhere at JLPT N4 level.
>>139041235
Yes, I saw that Kickstarter. To be honest, I'm not sure if I'm able to make it through the x hours of Muv-Luvs high school comedy part, which is what still kinda puts me off from throwing myself into the VN experience.
>>139041936
What if we aren't lifeforms anon?
>>139042023
If I kick you in the nuts do you scream?
If yes, you are a lifeform.
>>139042023
Mind = Blown!
>>139041936
I wouldn't rule out malicious intent.
>>139042125
They are obviously racist!
>>139041979
It's a good high school comedy, it has some good moments.
>>139042023
BETA Creator leave my planet please.
Your server here almost crashed thanks to all the doubts
>>139042066
And yet betas failed to realize this
>>139042216
They don't have ears.
>>139042241
She's seen some shit.
>>139042216
Yeah, you'd think one of the priorities in identifying if something is a life form might be "If it fights back, it's alive. If it runs away, it's alive."
>>139041979
Extra is pretty awful, and it has some infamously bad parts like lacrosse and Kei's entire route.
Unlimited isn't really much better since it's slice of life in a military setting, but at least all the routes in that one are exactly the same except for the sex scenes, and reading it makes the first arc of Alternative much, much more entertaining.
Lise's soul was saved.
>>139042216
The Superior unit realiazed something around late '90 and started a science program.Thats why he fucked humans
>>139041979
Even if you don't like that part it is defiantly worth going through it especially with what happens in Alternative.
>>139042424
why are her suits al ripped off.
Arent those suppose to be bullet proof.
>>139042415
Extra has Miki's route though, which is cute.
>>139041418
>>the Peruvian is still at it
>Go to hell.
>The Poland again.
>Go back to MAL.
>>139042528
HAHAHAHA
>>139042528
You can tear them apart if the gel is dissolved also pic related.
>>139042403
Those two cases are inherent expressions of a desire of survival.
>>139042591
Look, everyone, the subhuman Peruvian is incapable of posting things that are more than mindlessly parroting what others said and changing the words slightly.
>>139042652
What's the use of hammering a bunch of bolts to their head?
Surely it isn't for transmission purposes.
>>139042376
Is humanity aware of beta sensorial organs?
Would you get near a drunk Marimo?
>>139042653
big ass
>>139042652
What kind of toothpaste do Tanks use? They have very clean teeth compared to the disgusting Grappler's yellow ones.
>>139042821
Maybe Grapplers are British
>>139042821
Colgate Max White
>>139042713
Probably scent organs or something. Or alien whiskers.
>>139042794
Sure why not, it looks fun,and I want to see how much I last under Mad Dog.
>>139042893
Reminder "Round Two" is a bad ending
>>139042821
Grapplers think pimple cream is toothpaste.
>>139042821
Worst BETA, worst hygiene.
>>139041683
Wait for Alternative 2, where Munakata, Kazama, and Akane will all die opening the path for the rematerialized Takeru in a Gundam to purge the BETA from our solar system.
>>139042821
Could they even reach with their pincers? I think they'd need someone to do it for them.
>>139042954
That belongs to the soldier.
>those teeth
Have some decency and put some pants on.
>>139042999
Warrior can help since they don't have any teeth to brush with their elephant trunk hands.
>>139042424
Holy shit they dont have bellybuttons.
>>139042814
awfull fan art.
>>139042653
I hope gretel corpse recieves a decent funeral.
>>139043125
Gretel survived
>>139042652
>>139042821
the best designer
>>139043108
But warriors are about the size of grappler's head, they'd need a ladder just to get up there.
>>139043226
Nice quads!
>>139040073
>>139040017
Lise is lower than most hentai heroines
>>139043293
Uncivilized soldier can't even chew its food properly.
Strongest BETA with highest kill count.
>>139043530
>Strongest BETA with highest kill count.
>>139043530
Please. Killing defenseless moon men doesn't count.
>>139043598
new student
>>139039399
This is very high quality.
>>139043671
PSA anon is underappreciated.
female beta is cute
>>139043854
Pic unrelated yours?
>>139040257
quality
>>139044135
Sumika cooking best cooking
>>139044135
[x] Eat Meiya's lunches
>>139044371
You monster
>>139044135
Go away BETA cum dump nobody likes you.
>>139044873
>nobody
Katia a shit
Lise a shit
Cryska a mhe
Chizutu a shit
Meiya a fine too
>>139045036
But Sumika is the worst girl of all of them senpai
>>139044961
Maybe if she learned to lock the bathroom door the BETA wouldn't have got her.
>>139044961
i want to smell Sumika's poo.again
>tfw Sumika is gone from Unlimited and most of Alternative
feels good
>>139045036
Meiya > Mana > Yuuko > Sakaki > Kei > Mikoto > Marimo > Tama > Kashiwagi > shit > three morons > dogshit > Shitmika
>>139045304
>tfw both Unlimited and Alternative won't install on my pc for some reason
Feels pretty bad
>>139045382
I'm pretty sure it's fixable. And if it isn't, you'll have the opportunity to buy the Steam version soon.
>>139045382
japanese locale and uninstall windows 10
>>139045382
Did you switch your system locale?
>>139045382
Install your Philippine gif porn games in a VM
>>139045502
Yeah, it's Japanese. My problem is with the installation. It basically gives me a "11.rio.ici" problem and the rest is written in Japanese.
>>139045479
I have Windows 7.
>>139044135
>>139044301
[x] Run like there's no tomorrow
For all Sumika fans, don't despair. After all, Chizuru is worse.
>>139046312
Can confirm, she vomits on the tatami.
>>139046716
>Class Rep only gets one good h-scene in the entire fucking series
>it's in bonus material
can't catch a break, literally
>>139046938
I thought the Unlimited one was decent if not good.
I want to convince Lise that she and Theo have grown too far apart for a romantic relationship to work and They should take a break, then work on rebuilding their fraternal relationship when they're both in a better place emotionally.
Then I want to have a couple kids with her so if she has second thoughts she has to decide between her brother and her own flesh and blood.
>>139047746
shes a used up stasi whore anon, she's not worth saving.
>>139047782
Anyone can be saved anon you just need the right attitude.
>>139048133
I'm not saying she can't be, I'm saying she doesn't deserve it.
>>139048133
What if they don't deserve it?
>>139048240
Are you implying that Beato doesn't deserve to be saved, Anon?
>>139048174
Well I say she does deserve it.
>>139048307
Nope; she gets what she deserves in the end.
>>139049154is it wrong that I unironically like TGT?
>>139049154
I said save her not fuck her
>>139047782
>>139048133
>>139048174
>>139048240
>>139048307
>>139048380
>>139048812
>>139049154
>>139049313
>>139049327
I think Lise can be saved and also deserves it.
So from the latest chapter of BiS, Jurgen played a major part in establishing and training the Werewolves. They were apparently even loyal to him first before Beatrix:
>そんな中、ユルゲンたちは、国家保安省中央局のハインツ・アクスマン大尉と出会う。彼は国家保安省に戦術機部隊を創設するため、ユルゲンたちの強力を仰ぎたいと告げるのだが……。
So uh, Jurgen doesn't seem as squeaky clean as Iris and his fans make him out to be if he really was flying Stasi colors at one point.
>>139049709
Also she might have a bodycount like Ted Bundy but in her case it's clearly not because of an inability to maintain a relationship or defer gratification so it's less of a red flag than it might be otherwise.
>>139049790
>Jurgen being the Captain of the Werewolves
There is so much irony in this. Wonder how Beatrix feels leading her dead fiance's TSF battalion?
Mirai and Gretel would look great as werewolves. Beatrix should go around collecting more cute girls instead of executing them.
>>139043657
pretty advanced tech for the 70s
>>139049868
How does Iris feel about fighting her brothers old subordinates?
>>139049790
Jurgen is basically Theo's polar opposite in every way possible:
Theo
Serious/Edgemaster
>Jurgen
>Funny/Prankster
no mercy
>doesn't like violence
Paranoid
>Confidant
Hates politics
>Lives politics
Follower
>Leader
kills imouto
>killed by imouto
Loves Iris
>Loves Beatrix
Rebel
>Stasi
>>139042932
You mean best ending
>>139049790
Jurgen isn't a big fan of the stasi, but he will work with them if his close association with Beatrix's father is anything to go off of.
>>139049991
She did try to recruit Gretel.
>>139049996
Subordinates that he trained, in fact.
>>139049996
If she feels nothing about killing her childhood friend and brother's lover then why should she care about a bunch of random sluts?
>>139050304
Why did Beatrix never kill Iris when she had the chance, yet Iris walked Theo through the best way to deceive/kill her?
>>139050479
Because Beatrix isn't a bad person.
>>139050479
Iris has political value.
less than a week before extra is delayed till June
>>139050625
Extra is just a fantasy.
There is no happiness for Theo, Lise and Katia.
>>139050558
>Because Beatrix isn't a bad person.
kek
>>139049991
>>139050229
>Implying that Mirai and Gretel would drop the SED to join Stasi shits
>>139050950
But imagine they did. Imagine Beatrix and Lise compelled them too until they swore allegiance to each other.
Doujins never.
>>139049991
But then they'd just exist to fight and die uselessly.
Is there any heart more purer than Lise's?
>>139050126
Schwarzesmarken - Genres: Action, Drama, Mecha, Military, Sci-Fi
>Bernhard - Genres: Shoujo, Drama, Romance, School, Slice of Life, SOL
is alive
>is dead
character: action/mecha
>character: bishounen/shoujo
clear an H-scene
>swimming pool Stalker
kills imouto
> drink tea, eat cake
>>139051238
>Despair but also an erection.pg
>>139051381
Mine.
>>139051381
Even dog poo is purer than Lise
my meganekko goddess
>>139051381
yep, Sylvia
>>139051640
Licking Gretel's armpits!
>>139051837
I wonder if we'll be getting respects for Iris, Beatrix, andKatianext episode.
>>139051710
Every day
>>139051837
Godspeed crazy imouto.
>>139051893
Don't forget Sylwia and Walter.
>>139051316
And? Thats part of the appeal comrade.
See >>139051464
gets it.
Besides, how is that any different from what happens to them? I dare say, they might be better off with Farka battalion.
>>139052000
KGNE will kill Beato and screentime.
>>139052231
Well, Gretel is alive while the werewolves are all executed so she is in a better situation
>>139052231
>I dare say, they might be better off with Farka battalion.
They get treated like shit in the anime. Beatrix shits on them by being a bitch who gets off on their deaths. They shit on each other. Director shits on them by making them helpless rather than being nearly as badass as the 666th.
>>139052302
We knew Beato was going to get a horrible death way before the anime even started.
>>139052441
3 best SM's in one picture.
>>139052712
Needs Pham but otherwise its a pretty good line-up.
>>139052231
>Besides, how is that any different from what happens to them?
Well, if you're asking that genuinely, Marai never dies at all outside of the anime and Gretel's fate is heavily ambiguous, so that's a damn sight better, really.
>>139052837
>Marai never dies
She does die in the LN. Some bald stasi dude tortures her to death.
>>139052813
bullies
>>139052712
Technically Beato isn't an SM and Lise only does it part time in the side.
>>139052423
We really need an Extra/Alternative do all the Farkas can get the love and affection they deserve.
>>139052883
Well, if she does, fair concession. Untranslated for the most part.
>>139050126
You forgot:
Best boy
>Worst boy
Jurgen is literally a rejected Theo.
>>139039729
>can handle the G-forces of a TSF
>can't handle a boat
Oh Lise you so cute.
>>139053206
You cannot be worse than Theo in the muv-luv universe.
>>139053227
As if she isn't faking it so she has an excuse to get physical with Onii-chan.
Illiterate here.
Who is this and why are the character images not ripped.
>>139053206
>Hottest girl in europe as girlfriend vs obsessed with a very bland blonde.
I think you switched Jurgen and Theos names in your post
>>139053413
Some rebel chick
Cum in Anett_Bury Pham
>>139053413
She's got short hair and looks like a white chobi.
So who cares.
>>139053383
Nope. Theo is the best boy. Sexiest (Yuuyafags may deny it, but it's the truth), most tragic story, best personality.
>>139053431
No, I mean, Jurgen's design is literally based off of a rejected Theo design. Also, Iris isn't my favorite, but she's still a great girl.
>>139053413
A medic who's trying to patch up people in the gorehouse that is Fort Neunhagen in the middle of a BETA assault.
>>139053413
>Who is this
Random medic who slaps some sense into Katia after Vivi got ripped in half
>why are the character images not ripped
Cause the VN ripper hasn't been updated in years. We haven't been able to grab sprites since Total Eclipse.
Has this been a good anime adaption? I've only read the original trilogy so I'm pretty ignorant but I'm enjoying it so far. Though I'd much rather read the VN, but so does everyone else.
>>139053431
His association with Irisdina Bernhard ruins everything
>His association with Isirdina Bernhard ruins everything
>>139053552
It's been a terrible one.
>>139053536
Speaking of Total Eclipse, does anyone have the CG rip? It's not on the panda anymore.
>>139053580
>>139053592
Reminder to report and ignore this Peruvian fuck.
>>139039729
So much better than the anime one. Then again, LN one had a better role model.
>>139053670
I thought he was from Brazil
>>139039729
>Imouto comes crawling to you half-dead from nausea to rub her tummy
Fuck you too, Theo.
>>139053690
Anime Lise had a really hard life and deserved the little bit of happiness she got.
>>139053603
Is it because it's compressed and they cut stuff? Would it work as a good supplement for the VN/LN?
>>139053740
Peruvians, Brazilians, who gives a fuck? They're all the same type of third world shit.
>>139039729
>That vaguely worried/jealous Katia
LN Katia sounds cuter too.
>>139053817
More like they changes stuff.
Too much stuff.
Actually, they changed everything.
EVERYTHING
>>139039729
Are we still going to get cute scenes like this in Martyrs?
>>139053817
Speaking as somebody who's read the VN? No, it is very much its own thing, just like the Kiminozo anime was its own thing.
>Is it because it's compressed and they cut stuff?
Nope. They changed and added stuff in addition to cutting things.
>>139053922
Of course. What makes you think otherwise? Beatrix had almost all of her scenes cut in the first game, they need to build her up so you feel bad when she inevitably dies in Lise's route.
>>139053676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcPnJM66XIk
>>139053885
>>139053971
At least it still follows the plot pretty well.
>Beatrix, cute scenes
I doubt it.
>>139053670
>>139053740
>>139053822
Reminder to report and ignore this Polish retard .
>>139054040
A chibi here, a bullying Katia there, and bam, Beatrix is a good guy.
serb time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM
>>139054057
>This pathetic paranoid Peruvian fuckface is still obsessed with Poland
>still doesn't want to admit nobody likes him
>still wastes posts and images on pure shitposting for no fucking reason
>doesn't go to /m/ where his 'mecha discussion' is welcome, insists on shitting up /a/ (and never discusses mecha)
>you will never be as worthless as this peruvian shitposter
Kill yourself.
>>139053760
He blew it. He could have just left east Germany with her like they originally intended. He could have had it all and he blew it.
>>139053760
>touching whores
>>139054076
>Beatrix is a good guy.
I think the best we'd get is morally ambiguous Beatrix. Maybe she might tease or prank Theo. Apparently she does like to make jokes with her men just like Iris (pull up her scene in chapter 5 or 6 of the LN where she's contemplating Iris and messing with the KGB).
I honestly don't know if we'll even get a stasi route. They've been built up as THE antagonist all throughout the first VN. How do we know if it's not Theo who convinces Lise to turn in her route?
>>139054142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI
>>139054193
>He blew itinside her
>>139054142
Speaking of Serbs, you guys ok? Karadžić got 40 years, I can't imagine the media shitstorm there.
>>139054369
Everyone did that already
>>139054277
>How do we know if it's not Theo who convinces Lise to turn in her route?
The stinger in the first VN. What we know about Lise, and Theo's own foreshadowing that he might've joined Beatrix if he didn't become such a colossal Irisfag. Plus, it'd be more emotionally intense to have Theo kill Irisand maybe Katia too.
>>139054424
Beatrix does make the offer to join her and did save him from BATERs at one point, so it wouldn't be that out of the blue.
>>139054156
>Polish pay attention
>>139053580 and >>139053592 >difference of 19 seconds, no 1 minute.
>different users.
>>139054674
>this Peruvian spammer thinks I'm fooled by him posting with his shitty phone once
I'm going to fuck all the Farkas!
>>139054193
So pretty with her hair down. Theo was the worst thing to happen to her.
>The sinister minister of the stasi himself, Erich Schmidt came upon his position in a rather fortuitous string of events. The prior Minister had died under mysterious circumstances leaving the ambitious Schmidt in control. Since taking power, the 35 year old used the deteriorating situation with the BETA and growing discontent among the populace to move the stasi into a more militant role. No longer the subtle knife lurking in the shadows, the stasi now put the fear of the state into the citizenry though more brutal and direct means. Schmidt would run the stasi as his own personal army, and the DDR as his own fiefdom.
Always paranoid of another up-and-comer deposing him, Schmidt kept a lookout for charismatic talent. To this end, the popular Major Beatrix Brehme become the target of his ire. Not only was she a rising star, she had known connections to the Bernhard siblings who were known or suspected of having rebel leanings. What was worse, the Werewolves she commanded had absolute loyalty to her, and a very public execution would likely turn them mutinous.
>The rebellion presented an opportunity for Schmidt. He would martyr Beatrix by grinding her against a series of suicide missions. Unfortunately for Schmidt, Beatrix proved her mettle and returned from each mission, only furthering her hero status among the loyalist forces. Growing desperate, Schmidt attempted to poison Beatrix, only to again fail when she was interrupted before drinking her wine.
>As the BETA closed in on Berlin and the rebellion grew worse, so did Schmidt's paranoia. Calling Beatrix to his office, he explained to her horror that he planned to turn East Germany into a radioactive crater before ordering his guards to gun her down. Schmidt's fear of Beatrix's charisma proved a self-fulfilling prophecy however, and the guards turned their guns on him, ending his life and allowing Beatrix to inherit his position.
This sounds so much more interesting than what we got. Why did Watanabe change it?
>>139054749
Polish are cancer
>>139054966
Because the Stasi must be simple and crude.
>>139055009
I don't know who's supposed to be cuter in this scene.
>>139054776
Can you handle all of these semen demons?!
>>139054142
>>139054297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnYHja6R0U
40 Years niggas, get rekt.
>>139055009
>>139055062
We all know who's cuter.
>>139055082
SE Farka > NW Farka > SW Farka > NE Farka
>>139055142
That couldn't be more wrong.
>>139055213
I'm 120% sure it right since I'm the one who wrote it.
>>139055082
Alright, let's settle this. Which squad has the better/cuter/hotter/ girls?
http://strawpoll.me/7176241
>>139055237
>>139055296
>that commissar stare
NO PLEASE NOT THE GULAG
>>139055269
Beato and Lise swing me over to the Werewolves.
>>139055269
Gee I wonder.
>>139054966
because fuck it, writing decent characters is hard n shit.
>>139055269
It's Katia vs Beatrix, Lise and Farkas.
No contest.
>>139055082
>Farkas breaking/being broken by indoctrinated Theo doujin replete with squeaking never
Alas.
>>139055269
>which squad
>666
>werewolf
All the cuties from the other squad are dead as fuck. I guess I'll go with 666.
>>139055269
Well werewolf is a battalion not a squad so that's 36 semen demons versus 8.
>>139039377
who?
''''she''''' is just a cartoon nigga
wake up
>>139055535
>no new IP
Suspicious.
>>139055533
Werewolf has 50 TSFs in it, but those are LN numbers, and they had men in the squad too.
>>139055269
>Beato, Lise and Farkas
>literal semen demon squadron
>they would milk your cock and soul in a matter of minutes
No contest.
>>139055535
so many misguided souls today
>>139055586
Most of them have been through Ketchup's Happy Place, so sex would probably traumatize them.
>>139055643
Wow, so I can do all the non-consensual rape and get away with it, all inter-squad.
Where can I sign up.
>>139055730
I think even LN Beato would rip your balls off if you tried.
>>139055792
What can a 80 pound woman possibly do to me?
>>139055792
Tch, I'd just have to dye my hair blonde and make it spiky and she would probably jump my bones on her own
>>139055792
That got me wondering if Beato ever gave Axmann a happy ending after a hard day of honest work.
>>139055844
Yeah. Beatrix looks like she'd go down pretty easy to a big guy, assuming you closed the distance and wrestled her to the ground before she could pull any crazy stasi kung fu on your ass. She simply does not look like she'd have the upper body strength to take on a reasonably fit dude.
>>139056002
I don't want to see Beatrix die, even if it is the bad anime version.
>>139052813
That's adorable.
>>139052813
Demoted from dog to monkey.
Poor Ursula.
>>139055912
>probably still a virgin to parallel Iris
>>139056002
Stop giving me ideas.
Remember that cunt who took all of europe and all of the billions of lives therein and threw it into the trash because "muh free germany" and "muh ideals"?
I do.
>>139057486
>>139056002
Does it make me a bad man if I want to pull on Beatrix's and Katia's ahoges?
>>139057510
Which one
So how is the VN structured? Does each girl get a route or is it more linear? Are there H scenes, or any kind of gameplay?
>>139057510
Reminder that this guy is the one responsible for absolutely everything.
>>139057685
First VN is linear with some choices and bad ends. Second VN is the one with routes.
>>139057713
I don't know how to feel about him being the commander of the Werewolves before Beatrix.
Schmidt fucks Beatrix before he died
>>139040073
I don't know what this is, and a part of me is glad about that
>>139057772
Is Schwarzesmarken fully translated? Do I have to play the first one if i've already watched the show?
>>139058006
Only the first volume of the LN.
>>139057713
Him being a stasi-shit and helping train the Werewolves really made me like him less.
>>139057713
>>139058585
The latter stereotypes of "dumb blonde" are exploited in blonde jokes.
EP12: 02d 13h 04m 17s
>>139055643
>>139055730
>not sexually healing an entire battalion of Farkas
You just go for the ones that came out of the funhouse hypersexualized until other ones get the idea that you're safe, and then let them take the lead after lots of headpatting and handholding.
>>139059285
Only Lise is a used and trashed sock, the rest of the Werewolves were just top pilots
>>139059333
I can't trust someone who's half SM.
Also unlike Iris, Beatrix is a good girl, I'm sure she tried to rescue more swallows than just Lise. It sounds like something she'd do to try and atone for all the blood she's spilled.
>>139059333
Most of them were pretty abuses, so much so Beatrix banned them from talking about there pasts, whatever they may be.
>>139059516
>so much so Beatrix banned them from talking about there pasts
She's just guilty she got off lightly thanks to being well-connected compared to average girls picked up elsewhere.
>>139059333
used goods
>>139059626
That garbage bin is purer than Lise
>>139059261
best girl
>>139059725
>>139059626
>Not trying to sexually heal Oscar the Grouch
I want to save her!
>>139060156
I feel bad for all the girls except Beatrix and Suzy.
>>139060156
Stop thinking with your dick, Anon.
>>139060501
I'm thinking with my heart.
Why are the Werewolves so terrible in every possible aspect compared to their LN versions?
>The entire tactical situation of the battlefield could be seen through the datalink of the NVA MiG-21 reconnaissance platoon that had been sent ahead. The progress of the battle at the fortified defensive positions along the river, the spread of the BETA group, the plight of the 4 TSF battalions that were fighting in the envelopment—as well as the data that the Laser class had been exterminated on schedule.
>The objective could be seen in the distance, suspended beyond the ash-brown clouds. At this time, another battalion of MiG-23s would be heading towards the fortified positions, which were on the verge of collapse.
>“All Pilots, Achtung!” The commander of the National of State Security Armed Security Force TSF Battalion Werewolf, Major Beatrix Brehmer, smiled in satisfaction as she gave her orders. “We will be victorious against the beings of extraterrestrial origins! Let us show them who we are, and to whom this country belongs to!”
>A roar ripped out of more than 50 throats, as more than 100 jump units howled through the wintry skies.
>In an instant, everything changed.
>Countless ball-bearings from a canister round blew through the snowstorm—and on the receiving end, a crowd of Grappler class were blown away.
>Cutting through the smoke of the discharge, a group of MiG-23s in Stasi-pattern camouflage appeared. Though few in number, the forms of several MiG-21PFs could also be seen among them, painted in the same camouflage pattern. The voices of the MiG-23 Pilots could be heard through the communication headset.
>“—Prioritize support of the escaping friendlies over the crushing of the BETA! We’re here to rescue the heroes!”
>“—Let’s show them the power of the MiG-23!”
>“—In the name of the Werewolf, receive judgment for your crimes, you extraterrestrial beasts!!”
>>139060582
Your heart is not in your dick, silly.
>>139060614
>Theodor wasn’t the only one who was surprised. Unable to assimilate the change in situation, the majority of the battalion’s Pilots stared in shock at the TSFs of Werewolf battalion, which had appeared out of the snowstorm.
>In the span of only a few seconds, the MiG-23s tore into the Grapplers which had surged into the ranks of Hannibal battalion, one after another, turning the area into a bloodbath.
>These guys… are monsters!
>Although he should have been feeling relieved that reinforcements had finally arrived, Theodor only felt absolute terror. Once again, he relived the fear that had been scorched into him by the Stasi three years ago.
>“—So this is the capability of the MiG-23 Cheburashka…” Katia muttered, her face stiff. “Even though they have such an amazing TSF, why…?”
>Right after the words left her mouth, a MiG-23 landed right in front of Katia’s MiG-21, pointing its assault cannon at her.
>“—!"
>Before Theodor could do more than gasp, it opened fire with the 36mm—killing a Grappler behind Katia that she hadn’t noticed.
>“—Oh, oh…”
>While Katia’s mouth opened and closed in surprise, the MiG-23 relaxed its stance, lowering the aim of the cannon. It turned towards Theodor’s unit, staring at him. Without a datalink connection, Theodor was unable to tell who the Pilot was, and could only stare back silently.
>What…?
>The two TSFs faced-off for several seconds without moving—and then, as if nothing had happened, the MiG-23 turned away, blasting off in search of its next prey. The gracefulness of its movements was a sight to behold, it could have even been called beautiful.
>The tactical situation had been completely turned around. With more than 50 MiG-23s joining the fray, the Grappler class calamity wave that had seemed insurmountable was grounded into minced meat in minutes.
Seriously, why change this? They were amazing. Badass, even a little heroic. Instead we get cute ryona girls and there cute squeaks.
>>139060582
No, you are thinking with your dick. Your dick is lying to you, Anon. Just like a traitorous Stasi agent.
>>139060652
Protecting the weak and helpless is not dickthought. It is unisex.
>>139060684
>>139060614
Yeah, cept Beatrix delayed the rescue because she's a gigantic bitch.
>>139060693
Where is this agent
>>139060785
That was Stasi command who did that (in other words, either Ketchup or Schmidt). Beatrix said as much in chapter 3 about how command would determine when they could fly. Iris accused Beatrix of being responsible, but she wasn't right, even if Beatrix taunted her for it afterwords.
>>139060684
Because the director hates the Stasi and acknowledges that they exist and that they hurt people, which the Japs totally care about.
>>139060812
I'm right here, Onii-chan
>>139060684
>even a little heroic
We can't have that, the stasi are evil anon.
>>139060883
Beatrix even rescues some more people in a TSFiA short. It's stupid how they've changed things to be so unrealistically black and white.
>>139060880
And you're gonna say right here where I can keep an eye on you, you little rascal.
>>139060951
B-but muh real world victims
>>139061187
oh boy here we go.
>>139060684
I'll take exploding cuties and ryona bait over strong independent mary sues who don't need no fire support.
Maybe its because they can't show them enough to not make them feel schizophrenic in their behaviour? I can understand how their essence was butchered and simplified, but an elite battalion of bishoujos that are also loyal doesn't flow as well as Beatrix's personal well-kitted but less experienced loyalists.
Also, 'their' not there.
>>139061311
There were male Werewolves. Like the unnamed captain who she'd banter with in a lot of the first half was a male.
>>139061344
PERKY TWINS
>>139061418
By she, I mean Beatrix.
>>139061453
I'm going to miss these threads when the anime ends.
>>139061510
Think about how cancerous they'd get if this was two cour
>>139061453
Who has the better twins though?
>>139061510
>>139061465
So people are saying Theo stabs her in the vagina next episode; is that true?
>>139061825
Look the same to me.
>>139061510
I agree anon. It was a fun ride for sure.
>>139057713
Lise and Theo are the one's that fucked up everything for everyone.
>>139061825
As a Beatofag I would say Beato but Iris is top tier as well.
>>139062022
That is because Lise is flat as a board compared to Beato.
>>139062356
Beatrix also competes with Pham in dem hips department.
I want to beat Lise
>>139061344
>cum inside Iris
>marry Iris
>>139062455
Everyone did that already
>>139062284
>Beato blaming literally anyone else for what the stasi did to a family.
You're cute.
>>139062578
But I want to do it.
I bet Lise sounds cute when you kick her in the belly.
>>139062661
>get Lise pregnant
>allow her some safe space, buy her baby stuff
>5-6 months in kick her belly
>rinse and repeat
>>139062445
Did we ever get her body pillow image?
>>139062611
All I am saying is that Theo and Katia set in motion the events that caused the DDR to collapse.
Btw, being a Lisefag is a good choice just so you know.
>>139062540
>cum inside Beato-san
>raise a family with Beato-san
MUH IDEALS
>>139062611
Why does Beatrix blame Iris for Jurgen. Iris was probably forced into it I mean, she wouldn't of betrayed Jurgen willingly, right?
>>139062833
Theo just wanted to tch in peace but everyone kept forcing him into this shit.
>>139062833
>Did we ever get her body pillow image?
Still hasn't been scanned.
>you will never boop Katia's nose
>>139063263
Man what the fuck. Why do the Japs treat their fans like shit?
>>139063318
Licking Iris' armpits!
Licking Iris' boobs!
Licking Iris' thighs!
>>139063263
I want to smell Beato's crotch!
>>139063361
Are you at least giving her a loving kiss before all that?
Telling Lise Theo never loved her!
>>139063584
Mein genosse .
>>139063678
I want to kill this bitch.
>>139063524
>>139063584
Do what you will, shes already won.
Throwing Katia and Lise out in the rain and not letting them in the house!Taking care of them when they get a cold!
>>139063755
Hmmm, I'm very conflicted on this one.
I don't whether to report you or promote you
>>139063718
>if you kill the enemy they win!
shut up Trudeau
>>139063865
It's 1983!
>>139063865
Her brother loved her and thats all she needed to smile. Now she gets to rest.
>>139044660
>promises to save everything
>gets the skills
>gets beast teacher killed TWICE
>have most of the squad he join killed
>promises to save squadron of his harem
>gets them killed
>promises to remember them in his heart
>vanishes out existence by force
why is he such a loser?
>>139057713
>>139058178
It's not really surprising he trained the Werewolves originally. One of the best pilots of East Germany, and back then, it was the Party that was all powerful, the Stasi much less so, the NVA and Stasi were the ones buddy buddy, trying to desperately contain the Party's overwhelming power.
The power balance only changed drastically when the Eastern Bloc was cut off from the Soviet Union thanks to Baters. No more Soviet "fraternal" forces (or at least, no way to reinforce them, so they have to join up with their host country), no more easy way to assume control over everything.
Basically, if SM was a few years ago, Gretel and Marai would have been main villains.
>>139059333
A lot of the girls were traumatized too. Then again, Werewolf has men too, anime didn't really bother showing this though. It's not like Beatrix was doing anything unusual inviting him to the Werewolf.
>>139059479
She did. Not just swallows, too.
>>139060684
I love how one just knows who was in that cockpit. Well, one of two people.
>>139061510
Fug, it's only a few days away, isn't it?
;_;
>>139063361
>>139063422
I like your ways.
>>139063755
You too...the ambiguity is interesting.
>>139064797
Axmann is the main baddie of BiS though, not the party. He's the one antagonizing Jurgen and creeping on Beatrix.
>>139064797
>I love how one just knows who was in that cockpit. Well, one of two people.
It's either Lise or Beatrix. Probably Lise, keeping with the theme of being Theo's hidden protector, though there would be a ton of irony if it had been Beatrix considering what Katia and Theo do to her plans later.
>>139064617
Takeru had a hard life
>>139064797
>It's not really surprising he trained the Werewolves originally.
>>139049790
>So from the latest chapter of BiS, Jurgen played a major part in establishing and training the Werewolves. They were apparently even loyal to him first before Beatrix:
>そんな中、ユルゲンたちは、国家保安省中央局のハインツ・アクスマン大尉と出会う。彼は国家保安省に戦術機部隊を創設するため、ユルゲンたちの強力を仰ぎたいと告げるのだが……。
>So uh, Jurgen doesn't seem as squeaky clean as Iris and his fans make him out to be if he really was flying Stasi colors at one point.
Don't know how accurate it is though. Usually you need to get another guy in to confirm this sort of shit.
Reading the LN and VN, it's subtle, but I'm pretty sure Bea is not majorly hitting on Theo just because she's playful in general. While she's bewildered at Lise's fanaticism for him, she nonetheless has interest in him. As time goes on, it's decently clear she sees parts of Jurgen in him despite how they couldn't be more different on the surface. It's kind of like Katia first entering his like caused Theo an avalanche of memories of Lise to come back.
I'm really kind of excited to see where the LNs and VNs take this. It's most interesting. I like parallels and cycles, so SM is great for this stuff.
>>139064617
There was no way Takeru could have saved his squad while he was stuck baby sitting his quantum computer especially when they were all lying to him about their status.
I want to arm-wrestle with Katia, and make it look like she broke my arm so she'd feel guilty and follow me around apologizing.
>>139064983
Well it's really easy to see it's Lise, since, as you said, protector.
It's not irony though, if it's Beatrix. She constantly tries poaching Theo for the Werewolf battalion. If anything, he'd be sorely needed - in the LN's, they even acknowledge that although a lot of their talent is poached from the best the NVA had, they're not great at BETA warfare.
The next line from that passage indicates it's probably Beatrix though, since the comm lines open up between Bea and Iris. She's not nearly as steel composed as her anime self. But again, not 100%, since the line doesn't specifically say it was THAT TSF's comm window that opened.
>>139064617
>>vanishes out existence by force
>he actually thinks that the case
TDA vaguely hints that takeru even without sumika would still loop in, just because an other takeru made its way to alternative
doesn't mean all of the others will be
one is stuck in the fucking loop so much
I want to gently take Katia's first timeI want to sternly take Lise's 512,367th time
>>139065313
Was Theodore that good as a pilot?
>>139065313
>She's not nearly as steel composed as her anime self.
She's pretty much always bantering with her men while on ops in the LN.
>>139063584
I gotta admit, Theo's VA can really put on a performance. That breakdown at the beginning, horey shit. And that was after the legend of his suffering last episode before.
It was uncomfortable to listen to, that's how well done it was.
>>139065754
Gotta admit that.
Anime Theo truly loved Lise since he cried numerous times.
First time when he learned that she was completely mind broken.
Second just before killing her.
Last when it hit him that she was dead for good.
Futhermore every times it was more intense.
>>139066001
Too bad the anime made most animefags hate Lise.
>>139065058
Well I haven't read it yet but the line says
And that's how Jurgen and his group came to meet Captain Heinz Axemann of the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit Central Bureau. He had come to ask of them for their cooperation in forming a TSF squad for the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit.
Well it doesn't say he accepted, but I think he did.
>>139065649
Not really. Well, he's obviously good since he's in the 666th, but he's not a legendary one like some of the others in the 666th, certainly not a long hauler - Sylwia and I think even Anette have been in the battalion longer. Walther and Iris obviously being the longest running. Inghild was there too a while I think, but that came to a tragic end.;_;
Point being, even if an above average pilot, even he still tops nearly all of the Werewolf (except maybe Beato, who seems born knowing how to fight in a TSF) when it comes to anti-Bater operational experience.
>>139065745
True. But I was referring to her demeanor as being very calm and unemotional. The LN said she was remarkably so, and she's still full of life. Anime Director said he wanted to make her utterly perfect/flawless (and thus serene and unapproachable) in one of the interviews I recall, and it shows.
You have to appreciate how jarring it is to Theo to see Iris taking such a deep interest in matters, and generally being friendly and such. He lives in just as much fear of Iris and Gretel as he would Beatrix when the story begins.It's not so easy to see with her, but she plays the tit-for-tat game with Beatrix with equal fervor and intensity.Beato outright tells Theo more or less that Iris isn't what she seems, which is another honeytrap point for Theo, since he knows nothing of Iris's past.
>>139065754
Instead of crying that faggot should've spend more effort persuading her to his side, beat the shit out of her senses, throw her in a dungeon or somewhere safe, deal with Beato and came back for Lise and give her the life she deserved.
I want to bully all the blondes.
>>139066200
So basically initiate the same plan Lise had for him (just swap Beato for Iris). That worked out so well for her too!
So why did she go through with this again.
From what people have said her LN motivations for siding with the stasi make some sense but from just what the anime has shown I'm still trying to rap my head around it.
Was she so without hope at this point that the only way she believed she could protect Theo was to either run away with him as she begs numerous times to do or keep him in a cell?
I think I get what kind of character they intended to make with her but the presentation feels like its missing vital chunks which would explain the controversy in opinion over her.
>>139065854
Well, but the thing is that's looking at it in terms of opposites. The point I was making was that they actually are similar people, very similar. Iris saw it, and Beato starts to see it early on. One has to remember just how Theo doesn't know anyone's history from their before times, neither do they know his. It's only when Katia comes into his life, Lise comes back into his life, do people start getting a glimpse of who he was.
>mfw during 2nd VA, part of the chain whether you decide to go down Stasi route or not, another Beato attempt at getting Theo becomes an outright stealth insult match between Beato and Iris over each of them trying to keep 'Jurgen' for themselves.
>>139066482
2nd VA?
>>139066695
He obviously meant VN
>>139066424
She literally spells out in the LN that she's going to take Theo into custody and then get Beatrix to erase his crimes when she takes control. In fact, there's a scene of her angsting that even Beatrix can't/won't protect Theo if he keeps resisting/killing her side.
>>139066424
The director is an asshole, deal with it.
It sucks, it hurts, I know. We just have to try to move on as best we can.
And your sense is not wrong. That bit about her being convinced the only way she could protect Theo, that actually came across rather well. She does, sort of, believe that.
The vital missing chunk you're feeling is entirely correct though. You're missing the whole reason she's with the Werewolf, loyal to Beatrix. See, the Werewolf in LN/VN are feared not only because they are Stasi and have done work killing defectors, but because they do not relent, they do not fall back. And much of that is because to a fault, they are utterly loyal to each other. Each Werewolf would gladly sacrifice their life for their fellow one. And for Lise especially, Beatrix became basically her older sister, almost mother. Bea's the one who saved Lise from her hell, nurtured her back to sanity, and also believed in Lise's dream to reunite with Theo once again (even if she didn't really see what Lise saw in him).
Theo is still the most important to her (being her reason to live), but she desperately does not want to see her brother fighting her sister. She has this dream, this tortured hope that she can at least reassemble a family in this harsh, horrible world.
The problem with the anime Werewolf is that all these characterizations are thrown out, so that even if some of Lise's ideas are still the same (the rebels are fools, only cares about Theo), some are distorted (hating the 666th - she really did come to care for them, was horrified when she learned the hammer was coming down on them, and beyond horrified when she was told she'd have to torture them, and if I recall correctly, she barely manages to get started before she breaks down and can't do it). And thanks to the other changed circumstances (Beato, her Werewolf family), the whole thing just doesn't make sense.
>>139066181
Jurgen probably did, just for the irony of the 666th have to kill the squadron that he formed and trained.
>>139066200
Ah, so basically what anime Lise would have done to him?
Ironically, maybe he does that later...
Maybe he takes lot's of girls worth saving to his dungeon to keep them safe.
Lise is for gentle kissing
I want to headpat French Beatrix!
>>139066919
>She really did come to care for them, was horrified when she learned the hammer was coming down on them, and beyond horrified when she was told she'd have to torture them, and if I recall correctly, she barely manages to get started before she breaks down and can't do it.
What the fuck. How did this happen. I feel cheated. Not that pic related isn't sexy as hell but I would have much preferred that. I had no idea there was such a disparity in character.
>>139067166
Where have her eyebrows gone off to?
>>139067317
>Lise will never twirl her hair around your dick
>>139067166
She's nowhere near as hot as Beato, but it's still a shame they hung her in a kangaroo court. All she was trying to do was get food the Americans were hoarding back to her people.
>>139067166
How come the French had enough forces to stay a thing a be a threat to the USA after The Day?
Weren't they holding the suez canal and doing culling operation in Europe?
Or are they that smart that they pulled back in north america before shit hit the fan like they did in that epic failure that was operation Palaiologos?
>>139067383
Damn that's cute.
>>139067349
Where she puts her sanity for safe keeping during missions.
>>139067418
>hoarding
>not declaring war against remnant America simply because you're buttmad
Frogs really are the worst. And their poutine Loyalist scum lackeys.
>>139067459
>How come the French had enough forces to stay a thing a be a threat to the USA after The Day?
because the retreated when the G bombs falled
also shitgiri was the one who cause the bullshit against the US again
>>139067349
Side effect of canniballism
>>139067105
>kissing someone with AIDS
Might as well cut your balls off yourself
>>139067545
>>139067166
Who'd win: Major Lea or Major Beatrix?
>>139067418
>hoarding back to her people.
Why should we care about dead frogs?
>>139067724
Show me the medical results.
>>139067779
What about the good frogs?
>>139067779
Well they are less stupid than the others Europeans nation apparently and still can do shit against the beta after the war.
>>139067418
> All she was trying to do was get food the Americans were hoarding back to her people.
not really, the americans were trying to protect its people because they are the only country who keep to themselves and actually thought on ''what ifs''
now that everyone have gone chaotic they go to america to blame them and so they can conveniently steal their food
>>139067459
I haven't read the VN because can't read moonrunes, but I think it's because French government later asked for sanctuary in Quebec. Their forces pre-AltV are fighting in Africa and Britain and stuff, but I think the main government was in Quebec. It's actually more Canada's fault than France though. France is just being the arrogant pricks who think they have a divine right to the scepter as they have been for centuries.
Canada sort of helped lay the intellectual groundwork here, since in addition to being virulently anti-American as they try to be in real life, they're extremely anally devastated that America didn't give a single fuck when they nuked the everloving shit out of the hive that landed in Athabasca. Oh, and got Earth's first G-element supply, but since Canada wanted to complain about it...
Basically, since the war started, Canada has tried to stay as far away from hyper powerful wartime America as it possibly can, even appealing for European forces to be around (though I'm not sure on that one - I think they have some Eurofighters and stuff). America has more important matters to attend to, so has let this slide and didn't really try to take over or put the Canadian threat down.
Only fucking Canadians would complain that you saved them getting eaten alive.
Goddamn Frogs, fuck them too.
>>139067875
The real Canadians became American hats, the ones who remained where traitorous Quebec sniffers.
>>139067758
Beatrix is not only way hotter, she's also a better pilot, better leader, and more intelligent.
what happened to Yugoslavia in BETA universe?
>>139067875
As far as I know Canadian used some Rafales (wiki) but they are near the same as the eurofighters so...
>>139066424
>>139066798
Sounds like a selfish loony who belongs to the loony bin, straight jackets and all.
>>139067875
America loves playing wizard with their big guns too like spoiled children. G-bombing the world and making the Beta near impossible to destroy while fucking up the Earth was not the brightest of idea. As expected from 'murica.
>>139067964
Well, Tito's already dead so the Serbs Probably all moved to Argentina, the Croats and Slovenes to Illinois, and they both frogmarched the Bosniaks strait to Minsk.
>SM - French refusal to participate in the European defense effort because muh Gallic superiority complex ensures Germany and Italy fall
>cry like little bitches when BETA advance on them and they are unable to stop them, scream stab in the back myths
>ML trilogy - "fuck you America"
>muh Rafale
>TE - "Fuck your Yukon base, we still have Quebec!"
>"Pierre, how do we steal G-elements and make it look like these dumb Quebecois did it?"
>TDA - FUCK YOU AMERICAN, WE, ZE NOBLE FRENCH PEOPLE, WILL TAKE JUSTICE IN THE NAME ZE WORLD
>HOW DARE YOU TELL ME MOST OF ZE WORLD WAS IN FAVOR OF ALTERNATIVE V. YOU WILL PAY FOR ZIS INSULT, WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Why are French literally the worst in ML?
>>139067989
Hugs could work too.
>>139068180
I rather be best friends with Stella
>>139067964
Frontline during SM.
Remarkably still (barely) in the game by the end of SM.
Balkans as a whole is probably is part of the NATO defense effort, since worry about Soviet butthurt passed long long ago.
Romanian and Bulgarian armies, if they didn't already all die out, probably have been folded into the Yugoslav.
>>139068300
>>139068125
>>139067964
Muv Luv: crn maraka when?
>>139068204
I want to give Lise a big hug and tell her everything is going to be OK and that she's safe now.
>>139068508
Good man.
>>139067875
so are the frenchies dead?
who massacred them when they tried to invade?
>>139054980
Too many dicks in your mouth, anon. Can't hear you.
>>139068681
Poland you shouldn't talk when you have dicks in your mouth
>>139068583
UN and the imperial royal guard
but mostly all the rafale's were dealt by walken and kurogane
>>139068583
They're not dead.
America literally burnt itself out anon, supporting and underpinning the entire world for decades, suffering millions of combat dead, and then trying to organize some semblance of civilization after Doomsday.
And the Frogs want to take even this last light away.
>>139068583
>so are the frenchies dead?
Yuimoto is cleaving them
>>139054980
>>139068697
I think I see why your half-Polish gf left you.
>>139068780
please tell me they got slaughtered
please
>>139068999
Why so much hate against the french?
>>139069034
im just asking man
i mean
>killing their own kind when their literally fuck anyway by BETA's
thats a dick move
>>139068999
dont worry they got their shit kick in
>>139069074
Americans and Japanese got themselves a planet far away and when the time comes the space people will free themselves of the tyrannical Earthnoids.
Their resources is less than one thirtieth of theirs. Despite this major difference, how is it that they have been able to fight the fight for so long? It is because our goal in this war is a righteous one.
>>139069074
Because altV wasn't a dick move with a dick motive (aka dominate the world) with a dick result-(beta harder to kill, world doomed and hunger spreading as well as despair)?
>>139068180
>HOW DARE YOU TELL ME MOST OF ZE WORLD WAS IN FAVOR OF ALTERNATIVE V
To be fair those countries were Latin American and African who were bought out by the Americans. They supported the mass nuking because it wasn't their countries getting nuked.
>>139069169
Sieg Zeon bruh'
>>139068824
I'm not that piece of shit from MAL. I just refuse to be called cancer because of one faggot can't keep his anus shut. I respect you all for having tastes in Lises, Gretels, Beatos or Twizzlers, so please be more tolerant.
>>139069120
Yeah, after utterly slaughtering American East coast who knows how far west.
>>139069169
You can be sure that all the americans faggots who supported altV and backstabbed litteraly the fuck out the entire world during the integrity of the BETA war got away in that planet.
>>139069367
I want to add that the americans soldiers are their polar opposite. They are heroically depicted in the franchise as far I am concerned.
>>139069268
Not really. COSEAN supported it too. India did as well, I think, though not sure.
>>139069367
>backstab the entire world
Wat.
I support Alt V as long as I get to a planet with my waifu.
>>139069242
>>139069314
>>139069367
>>139069268
Frenchman, your days are numbered!
It's pretty obvious you're anal devastated. What's wrong?
>There will never be an AltVI
>Send colony ships of 500-1000 in every direction
>Dig in on Earth
>If we die, our descendants will take back Earth
Seems sad to not happen desu senpai.
>>139069750
>forgotten
She's ugly as shit, her face kills boners
>>139069825
Someones in a grumpy mood. Do you wanna talk anon? I'll listen.
>>139069825
You seem really upset anon. What happened?
Are you French? Did the sudden French hate turn you grumpy?
>thead is all muv-luv lore
I want to have a family with Lise and then run into Theo purely by chance when our oldest child is just entering Kindergarten and the youngest is still nursing. I want him to see the sister who slowly learned to forget him and the life she built without him.
>>139069949
>thread is all muv-luv lore
>Lisefag shitting on it
I wonder if we will get bonus scenes in the BD.
Just imagine a scene after the end of the 7th episode with Theo and Lise apparently sleeping just for having a zoom on the latter wearing a creepy smile and thinking:
''I'm gonna save you onii-chan, I love you so much!''
The cutest.A katia is fine too
>>139069967
I mean, everyone already knows the French are traitorous scum, we've known that since De Gaulle withdrew from NATO and ejected American forces from french soil. Everyone already knows French Canadians are pretty much the same yet somehow worse. That's been established at least since the first Trudeau was PM. But Lise being a treasure, that's actually worth discussing.
>>139070260
What the fuck are you saying?
You are insulting the hundred of thousands of french men that died durinh the war. Futhermore how can you throw shit at De Gaulle for not wanting to be an american lapdog?
>>139070412
Unfortunately today France is probably America's biggest bitch
>>139070412
Yes I am, because they sucked at doing their jobs. Also, De Gaulle wouldn't have even had a country to come home to without the United States (it would have been a Soviet satellite otherwise) so biting the hand that fed him is more than a little cheeky. He seemed to like the United States just fine when he was using Shermans and Jeeps. But like an actual lapdog, if you let a third world dictator get up on the furniture, they start to act like they're people.
>>139069949
It's like some people are determined to find any and every angle to cause suffering.
Why would you do this?
Wouldn't work anyways. The only reason Lise was even alive still was Theo. She had wanted to kill herself years ago, it's only the thought of Theo that kept her, the single thread that held her sanity.
>>139070260"Does your order include the bodies of American soldiers in France's cemeteries?"
>>139070412
Yup, triggered Frenchie.
Kek.
French corps were olding back the german army until they exhausted all of their ammo while the roastbeefs were running away in their goddamn island you stupid shit.
For thanking us for this they backstabed us at mers el-Khebir pfff.
>>139070652
Because Theo is a lost cause and Lise deserves better. I mean, he got Inghild killed when he tried to murder Annette for being inconvenient.
>>139070679
Would't you feel insulted if someone say retarted shit like that about you country?
>>139070775
Lise deserves the incinerator, maybe Uncle Adolf left some in working condition
>>139070777
Your'
>>139070777
As an American I can honestly say I feel more insulted when people aren't talking about us than when they're badmouthing us.
>>139070730
Last time I checked, the Brits aren't American. We actually have the French Crown to thank for that but you lot killed them.
>>139070868
When did I said that the Brits are american? I'm honestly confused by your last statement.
And french crown just got what they deserved for being more incompetent than the old farts that were commanding our army during the beginning of the second world war. But the fate of Louis XVI's son was uncalled for.
>>139070777
>Would't you feel insulted if someone say retarted shit like that about you country?
Maybe you've forgotten what it's like being at the top, but they already do.
Not just you. Everyone. In every country. It's the cool thing to do, to be. To hate America. So as your British nemesis would say, "Put on that stiff upper lip".
But seriously. America may be popularly referred to as arrogant, but the mere word French a byword for arrogant up their own asses around the world, I assure you. It conjures up images of hoighty toighty person, elegantly dressed, raining insults on even friends and carrying themselves like an aristocrat even when they're mere peasants. It gives images of rich people doing rich things, laughing at all the 'lesser' people. It conjures up images of an arrogant people, so high on their own greatness, that they refuse to see their time passed over a hundred years ago.
So big whoop. Go fix your international image, as anti-American types are fond of saying.
>>139069120
yeah
after the rafale's murdered everyone on Seattle that they have to call Walken to handle the traitorous scum who joined the french called sagiri and have to send a royal guard squadron led by shirogane to scare them into truce and have the UN meditate between them so they can finally stop killing each other
>>139071068
I'm not an anti-american actually but they tend to invest themselves in EU politics a little to much for my taste (well seeing how indesisives we are actually they must have pity on us so can't blame them).
You should tame your anti-frenchies tendencies man because what you are saying is now obselete and a bunch of prejuges.
>>139070260
>how dare french remove occupation forces
>how dare french have their own policies
Literally assburger pain the post.
>>139071226
The Free World can only have one leader.
>>139071068
>literally obedient shlomo lackey
>dispenses oh so valued advice on international image
I leave for an hour, and what is this?
>>139071297
Well the usual anglo-saxon french bashing. They are not very imaginative...
>>139071221
I'm just telling you how others feel about you.
Also, that's what happens when you are a superpower. Everyone's business becomes your business. Others are concerned with one domino, maybe a few. We have to view the entire board, dominoes upon dominoes. Contain the dominoes, change their paths, head off some, stop others. It's a nasty burden and no one ever thanks you. They point at your "rewards" and never bother thinking about the burden you shoulder, or what these rewards cost, and what it will cost to hold onto them. And when you want to hold onto them for everyone, to build up a system for everyone instead of one, or the few, the reward is even less worth it, and the costs all that much more perilous, and thankless.
>>139071199
See? This upsets me because given the timeline, I would probably be one of the Seattlites killed by traitorous Frenchies. French are clearly scum, and Lise is clearly cute.
>>139071297
I admit that I could have toned down what have I said but I got carried away by someone who said that the 300 hundreds thousands french men that died during the battle of France as incompetent, traitorus morons... (he forgot that the british got theirs ass kicked too)
>>139071413
That I can agree on.
>>139071463
Were'
>>139071413
>not wanting to wage war against america when they were the ones who was responsible for fucking up the world with g bombs after they flied far away from earth while they have the technology and food to keep fighting the BETA's while japan just rides on their dicks along with the UN
the french literally did nothing wrong
>>139071399
>no one ever thanks you
Ah, we comedy board now! I get it, I get it.
>>139071514
>being french
>not wrong
>>139071514
>trying to wage war
>retreats after being scared by a jap killing them like ants
hah
>>139071463
Guy Sajer did more for France than all of them combined, tbqh familia
>>139071547
Being a citizen of the most visited country aint' wrong bruh'
>>139071602
t. Abdul
>>139071608
I actually laughted at that one. Too true ...
>>139071599
>frog fighting for germs
>bbut he did it for frogland!
>>139071796
Frogland da best.
>>139071356
Really though, France is pretty shit in ML m7.
It's clear from what you posted that you take literally every ambiguous situation that shows Amis in less than positive light, assume the worst, collect that all together and then say "Yes, that is ML America".
The truth is, in ML, way more than in our world, it is only because of America that the world is even still alive at this point. America has been on a full scale war economy for decades now, millions and millions of it's soldiers have died fighting the BETA, it's drowning in red ink from the denbts it's accruing, most people don't live a indolent existence, work and toil is long with no end in sight, there are millions, billion refugees to take care of, there are countries that desperately need more food and supplies, the UN needs ever more support, the expensive space assets need to be constantly replenished, and yet Americans only ask their people to give even more for the world and the war effort.
Even if humanity wins, America will be utterly spent, broken, exhausted. And even then, people will be relying on America for YEARS to come, both supplying food and rebuilding materials, and providing ecological restoration. And even worse, all these nations that America has been hosting, even old enemies, will have mountains of assets including G-Elements when they get their lands back. Yes, they'll need to replenish their people, but that's what an aggressive repopulation program, backed by American fertility drugs and medical/food aid is for. And that's before you factor the social chaos that was held back by the war bursting out. No matter whether it's Alt IV or Alt V, America will have it bad. And yet - no one really complains. It is the duty to all mankind, all these sacrifices.
Yes, they get up to some shady things, and even have to do some real dirty shit. But ML Murrilads, both the people, and yes, government, are pretty selfless, all things considered.
>>139071796
Sajer was a haafu but yes, shooting communists is indisputably more beneficial than shooting people who aren't communists. Remember, if the communists hadn't won, Lise would have been able to give her first time to her Onii-chan.
>>139071975
Don't remind me.
>>139071969
Murilard are perfect.
French are scum.
Wot?
>>139071969
This. American politicians and officers bags of shit but every soldier on america is literally glorified in that verse as heroic selfless soldiers.
>>139055269
>That dead even split.
>>139071975
For french in Europe it was far more important to fight germs, because in the end that is what struggle for mastery in Europe is all about.
Then they could try shooting at gommies.
>>139071969
So america is pic related since they are producing literally everything?
>>139072056
And indeed 'murica is the key against the BETA I never denied it (remind you that it is the USRR that got the largest FIGHTING force against the BETA though). And while the USA tooks millions of refugees (don't talk about billions seeing that there is barely 1 billions people left) it is still actually an underpopulated country.
And France did fight as much as the other EU nations.
>>139072097
literally, everyone is either busy fighting among themselves and america have to step in with the UN so they can police around.
We are on page 10
Someone make a new thread.
>>139072097
They got the best stuff too you gotta admit that. YF 23 was god tier
>>139072094
And that set of priorities is completely out of whack. Maybe it's because there's 150 years of communist literature out there that emphasizes that people such as myself must be destroyed or broken, but there's no way that communists are less of a priority that the Germans just because they want their 1914 borders back and a fiat currency. Staßburg was never French to begin with, they can't pretend to be all upset just because it was liberated.
>>139072244
>muh gommies dungerrr
Get Berlin and you get european heartland with it. Stalin will never fight the whole of unified Europe, he`s as hardcore macchiavelian as one can be.
>>139072244
Alsace was part of France before the Rise of the German empire thought so what you are saying is nonsense duh!
>>139072063
>implying they aren't all great
Believe it or not, I know it's hard, but the officers and politicians are not some separate organisms that are immune to the trends prevailing in a nation.
Also, most pilots ARE officers. So that's like saying Walken is a self serving bag of shit.
>>139072097
I'll always kek at that picture.
But yes, literally everything. If they aren't outright donating arms to other countries (or if they're well equipped, existing countries, 'selling' them at bargain bin prices), they provide the raw materials (and doing the nasty business of acquiring them, like say, dropping a squadron of TSFs in front of the Bolivian presidential palace to get copper supplies), especially for vanquished nations or ones who cannot operate their own mines or factories for whatever reason.
>>139072333
Not charismatic but incredibly efficient when he want to be. Stalin was one hell off a magnificient bastard.
>>139072333
Which just goes to show that if Europe had actually been unified they would have had nothing to worry about, but the French couldn't see past the Oder and had to put half of Europe in chains for fifty years.
>>139072400
But french are still shit because well they are french and cheese eater surrender monkeys is that it?
America still perfect.
They did a loat of shit but coul have easily done more thought but still they got some job done.
>>139072449
Europe is still in chains, now more than ever.
And unity is possible only under one state, preferably frog.
>French and German poster about to clash over Alsace-Lorraine/Elsaß-Lothringen on a Muv Luv thread
What a time to be alive.
>>139072510
France will only not be shit if they elect MLP.
>>139072510
They saw throught the soviet's greed.
Kudos to muv-luv for depicting what a slow burn alien invasion would most likely do to the world's powers. Someones gotta stake claim on those ashes.
>>139072555
>Roger Waters
>meta as fuck writings
>pactposting
>Michael Mann
>euroslam
SM is AOTS.
>>139072591
I really hope we get a Lise nendoroid and I really hope they don't blackmail me into buying Katja and Iris by releasing them first.
> it's been EIGHT FUCKING YEARS and they're only just now releasing Perrinu.
>>139072659
Don't see why, not her head is made for it.