ITT Girls you'd take home to Mom and Dad
My parents are dead
lil' honker
>>138940073
i'd mom her dad if you catch my drift
Why are her knees blushing?
>>138940073
If Erika would give me the time of day, then sure!
>>138940073
Perfectwaifumaterial.
>>138940073
I hate Honkers.
I don't have a belly button.
>>138940109
im so sorry anon
your waifu
You_______
>>138940073
can someone dump devilman on this trash thread, thanks and god bless
>>138940281
>tfw there's actually a hentai with that plot.
>>138940073
>I thought you said she was Japanese
>She looks white to me
>>138940160
white people tend to show blood through their skin easier than other races. I had a white friend that all you had to do was press your finger against her skin and it would leave a red mark.
>>138941137
tfw no shit there is
>>138941137
I take it you don't read too much NTR.
>>138940073
I probably do my best to keep them from meeting.
>>138941471
Nope. They became boring.
>>138940109
I'm sorry, Master Wayne.
Can't go wrong with Hotaru. She always gets complimented for acting mature and polite by the Biyorimoms.
>>138941598
She's 11 years old.
>>138941598
Shes like 13 you sick fuck
>>138941598
I agree with this. Hotaru is the kind of girl I'd love to introduce to my family.
>>138941640
>>138941645
>She's like 13
so? she would still be perfect to take home to mom and dad by a 15yr old boy, or by anyone eventually, as she gets older. Your argument is invalid, and also stupid.
>>138941640
>>138941645
>implying he isn't underage toonah who am I kidding
My waifu is 15 but technically she's been around much longer than that
I wouldn't even have to introduce her
>>138940073
Honoka's gap!
>>138941598
>She always gets complimented for acting mature and polite
There's also the bonus you get to enjoy when mom and dad are not around, if you know what I mean. She's the perfect girl
>>138941740
Kyousuke go to bed
>>138940073
At this point, they would be happy with anyone desu
>>138941808
>>138941811
This. My mom asks me if I've met someone yet any time I visit. I've been single for years take a hint.
>>138941895
Good taste.
Your parents are gonna be proud
>>138940073
dem those delicious theigh
Inaba wouldn't embarrass you either, and she's cute. mom and dad would approve
Yozora.
This one.
Her.
>>138941863
I'll keep that in mind
>>138941383
Also women have skin half as thick as men so it scars, bruises and breaks easier.
>>138941137
There's anime with that plot.
>eva.jpg
>>138940073
Perfect wife material.
Saya from Dagashi.
She's super cute, pretty and a good girl.
My parents would be delighted.
>>138940073
And if my parents didn't like her she could justrip their arms off
>>138941895
>Mio
You sir, are a gentleman of impeccable good taste. Nodoka would be good to bring home to meet mom and dad too.
>>138942300
doubt anyone could ever hate Alita
>>138942279
>irina jelavić
jebote japanaca, morati ču početi sad čitati to.
>>138942253
>women have skin half as thick as men
Interestingly enough, I also noticed asian girls are even more delicate than western white women. If you pinch the skin of white girls it still feels thick, if you pinch the skin of asian girls it's like rubbing silk together.
>>138940073
>taking that filthy whore home to your parents
It's as if you want to get disowned.
>>138942300
That's a pretty terrible image let me upload another one.
They're already plenty disappointed
>>138940073
She's just too good.
>>138942458
I give up
>>138942388
You lost me anon.
>>138942494
She's Croatian, I'm Croatian. It just feels weird to see Croatians in anime/manga of all places. Though I do remember stumbling upon some manga about a fisherman on Hvar or one of the Croatian islands and like a Japanese tourist (I think) and I think there was a mermaid there somewhere as well
>>138940073
Honk a kaka
And my mom would be a terrific mother-in-law and help her handle her grief, and I'd help her dad with projects. She wouldn't have to work at the factory anymore, but she'd still do seiyuu work for fun and to be with her friends.
>posting anyone other than the waifu
>honkers
I would rather bring Nozomi home to meet my parents. My mom would be nodding in approval while listening to how Nozomi volunteers at the local temple, and dad would be nodding in approval while staring at her tits.
They would both cry tears of joy for me.
>>138942929
Then they realize that she is in highschool and you are 28.
>>138943118
>she is in highschool
she graduated already, last I checked. thus why she couldn't continue being a school idol. checkmate, atheists.
>>138943104
>all this projection
I'm sorry you have a shitty dad, anon. but that is your personal problem
RIP
Who other than my waifu?
>>138942565
>bring Lalatina home
>she starts fidgeting and panting while parents brag about how you turned out well because they were strict in your upbringing
fuck that
>>138941071
This. Erika is literally perfect.
>>138940073
>All these people picking slant eyed nips
Your parents are disappointed in you anon. Why couldn't you just bring home a nice white girl?
>>138943380
It would only get worse as I'd ignore her through dinner and pay anyone else attention. Until she finally breaks down and drags me off.
>>138941808
>Son, isn't there something a little... odd about that girlfriend of yours?
Shec ooks, cleans, sews, and knows how to look after a family. She's perfect wife material!
I'd tell them to expect grandchildren soon because I will have already impregnated her by then
Kumin, full strenght, no words, no caring about the situation just riding her without changing positions, destroying her womb with all my might until i pass out and still clinging my body to her so when i wake up keep going until the day of my sweet death.
>>138943576
As if my dad hasn't been telling me to marry Asian since I was 5.
I already introduced my waifu to my family to prove to them I wasn't gay. Now everyone gives me an empty smile when talking to me.
>>138941788
>10yo
I think even your parents would call the cops on you if you brought home a 10yo girl, no matter how "mature" she is.
>>138940073
dressed like this ideally. she would fit right in with my mom's side of the family.
>>138940073
As in "safely escort them to their house where their worried parents must surely be waiting for them"?
>>138947425
Mah nigga
absolutely perfect
>>138941640
>>138941645
If you can figure out how to manipulate fucking dimensions I don't think social norms really matter to you anymore.
four candidates in one time
With the fluffy hat on.
Strong implication that one of them is atleast alive
>>138947425
>>138947670
Exactly what I was going to post. Why is Noa such perfect wife material?
>>138940160
They're worn out from being on them all day
How would you introduce your youkai girlfriend to your christian conservative parents?
>>138942642
>your parents think you're a freak when you bring Sumire home
>but Sumire doesn't give up
>bad things happen and Sumire stands up for your parents no matter what
>a bond between them is created that blossoms into eternal friendship
>>138948893
My brother!
>>138940073
I wouldn't bring any girl, my parents are conservative Trump supporters and they don't approve of me being a lesbian. I'm not bringing any girl home with me to those bigots.
>>138949195
Not subtle enough, anon.
>>138948880
>Hi mum, I've become a race traitor.
>>138949215
>>138949243
Since when did /a/ become /pol/? I thought this board was very supportive of lesbians
>>138948516
Ohh I get what you mean lad.
>>138943331
Just, don't let your family try her "Love Nectar" cookies
>>138949288
Would you betray your race and church for hot supernatural creature ass?
For me, it'd be Katyusha
>>138948516
diong wnat?
>>138948703
Jesus christ now that is a fuck up.
>>138949725
You wouldn't want your own kitty-tan?
>>138949320
Fuck off fatty.
>>138949320
>supportive of 3dpd
ayyyyyyy
>>138949320
It's the other way around, Poe's Law.
You are the true idiot here thinking you're at home.
>>138946956
>Implying my parents would know she's 10
>implying she isn't just about my height
this little qt3.14.
The ONLY correct answer
>>138942224
I notice her tits got bigger in the novel illustrations.
>>138952013
Are you 1.61cm ?
We would open an inn together, and live happily ever after, and she would be adorable, and I would never hurt her gentle soul.
>>138948952
You sure it wouldn't be easier to bring the parents to her?
>>138952766
Im 165 cm
Far into the manlet territoryAtleast im still taller than nip girls
>>138953033
>Same height as Kirino
>Shorter than all the code geass cast, strike the blood, asuna, Miyuki from LS, Saekano, and a big etc.
I am 167cm, at least I am taller than the national average and my Waifu (Hitagi is 165)
>>138940193
Proper British girls like her are a rarity nowadays
>>138941071
More importantly, will she be able to solve your grandfather's riddle?
She'd take me to her home to meet her mom and dad instead.
>>138940073
>Pssst hey son, what the fuck does she see in you? She think you're funny or something?
>>138953105
a shame that she has such a shit name
>>138942388
Od cega je ona? Assassination classroom jel?
>>138945023
I don't know what you're talking about
>>138941598
That's because she's a city girl living in the country. It's a recurring theme in NNB that any city-raised girl is going to have better manners and be better behaved because of having more social exposure. Honkers acted the same way in Episode 4.
That having been said, if you ever do go to Tokyo, everyone acts like Hotaru there so just meet any nice Japanese girl and bring her home.
Only one to ever bring home
>>138954050
Hey Mechazawa, I think you're missing one of your buttons
>>138949527
Is that really even a question?
>>138954659
Shouldn't even be a question. Into the stake of fire she goes
>>138942480
when the waifu taste of your fellow /a/non is just right
>>138949527
MUH DIK
>>138955054
But love always finds a way
>>138953076
Especially without bad teeth.
If I could become her Producer I'd love to take her home
I'd bring this beautiful lady
Dess!
>>138957550
But what is your parent's stance on firearm ownership?
>>138940109
Sorry anon.
>>138940073
Perfect wife material.
The only 2d girl that actually matters to me
>>138957752
They're okay with it.
>>138941137
theres real life with that plot
>>138940109
go back to chasing joker, batman
>>138942287
blonde aryan master race
My goal would be to break my parents.
>>138958036
They'll probably be wondering why you need a helper monkey.
This chick
>>138958609
Chitoge's character design is magnificent. She is at the top of human evolution, far from being a primat.
>>138940073
My mom would probably love her.
>her face whenShe's my waifu too so it's fine.
>>138959303
Your mom is you're waifu?
>>138959379
>your
>>138945249
I'm going to marry kuroneko!
>>138958585
>girl
>>138959646
what a cute group of sisters
>>138958446
Why are you bringing a cosplayer home, son.
>>138959379
I guess not everyone on /a/ can handle a real waifu.
Go back to fapping to your pedobait shit.
>>138959787
Pretty sure he was talking about how fucking bizarrely you worded your previous post
Delicious cake is always okay to bring home.
What could go wrong?
Hello this is my ninja vampire waifu with torpedo tits.
Enjoy.
>>138959767
I confused her for a beetle.
>>138959887
But can she fit through the door?
>>138959902
Maybe?
>>138942929
>dyke.
Enjoy your sham marriage to fool her parents.
>>138940073
Is she wearing sandals with socks?
>But Moooooooooooom, she only LOOKS like a slut. She's a good girl, really.
>>138954120
The drool fetish might make your parents question it.
>>138952915
You know what...thats true, kek.
This cutie
>>138942929
Nice taste anon.
>>138963388
>not your shitfu
To the trash you go scum.
< She's perfect.
Should've asked for girls I wouldn't bring home.
>>138948467
Go home Asuma, you have better things to do. Like wife-ing Noa.
>>138963388
Can someone tell me which ep this screenshot is from?
>>138941640
>>138941645
>anons post that they want to take home actual lolis
>other anons get angry over liking older little girls
I don't get it.
>>138963581
I don't know if my parents would approve
Only one true answer. Noriko is LITERALLY perfect.
I've already introduced her to my mom, as awkward as that sounds.
>>138940249
>mentally scarred beyond repair and only 'loves' you because she thinks your sister died saving her
>waifu material
>>138964522
>>138948467
Hang on, we need a third /m/ girl with red hair.
>>138940193
>>138942090
>>138942565
>>138943284
>>138943576
>>138945249
>>138947425
>>138948952
>>138949454
>>138952824
>>138959500
>>138960594
Y'all mothefuckers got good taste.
Here's mine.
>>138949320
>I thought this board was very supportive of lesbians
Wrong board m8. >>>/u/
>>138964603
Here's the thing anon. A lot of anons out there don't want a real relationship with a woman, they just want someone to be emotionally dependent on them so they can dump everything they don't want to do onto them while also using her as a cocksleve.
This is why Grisaia's Amane is so popular, she's the literal embodiment of the fantasy.
>>138964537
>I've already introduced her to my mom
I don't even want to know, but explain
>>138964817
She saw my daki, that's about it.
>>138964783
It really is sad commentary on the state of the industry that every single cliche girl of Saekano is worst girl compared to Kato, the plainest girl alive.
>>138963690
Good taste.
And if you don't know which girl I'm referring to, you're a fucking pleb.
>>138964620
>third /m/ girl with red hair.
see>>138961572
>>138964860
Anal Queen
>>138953440
Shut up Kamille
It would be weird explaining the Snek half but other than that she's great.
>>138948703
>catgirl
>loli
>abused/disabled
They should have been applauding his great taste in waifu. I'm on your side, anon-chan.
>>138954101
But what about Shinkasen?
I'm sure they'd be proud.
>>138943249
>Knowingly bringing in a felon into the family
It'd be cool to hang out with the father-in-law though (granted if he liked me).
>>138943284
>Bringing trash back home
no thank you.
>>138964906
But Miya's not even in that picture
>>138948703
someone needs to make this a short film and put it on kickstarter
>>138965006shes a picky eater and cant cook
>>138940073
My dad would be so proud of me.
>>138966157
my nigga
I'm marrying into money, mum's gonna be glad.
>>138967868
You're waifu is a real qt, anon.
>>138968001
Thank you.
They'd probably be disappointed
>>138968143
Adult Tomoko is a cute, I would make babies with her in a instant. Good taste.
>>138942680
Tits not big enough
>shitty Photoshop for shitty standards
I think my parents would just be glad I found a girl, at this point to be honest.
But nobody can hate Wo.
>>138968571
>Saber
I haven't played the VN or watched anything from the series but she gets dicked on the regular. If it's true,>Used GoodsIf not, good taste.
>>138967892
Dressed like that? Your parents would think she's a slut.
Claimed and engaged
>>138968978
congratulations anon
>>138940109
So?
Just post ghost girls, zombie girls, shinigami girls and so on.
>>138964261
Honestly. I wonder if there's even a single character posted in this thread old enough to be out of high school. Anime sexualizes little girls, that's just how it is.
>>138941137
>>138964134
The season 1 opening
>>138969073
>s-s-she's 18 mom and dad, I swear!
>>138940073
My mom gave us her approval when i was 9
To take home and introduce to my parents before the wedding date is announced.
Dunno how I would explain those horrendous food expenses yet how she stays so fit.
>>138940073
She would love itShe would accept them easily since her parents are dead
>>138969149
>being amemerican
>>138964620
What show is she from? She is so familiar but I can't remember from what show.
>>138969357
>being lolicon trash
>>138969398
Ain't that the tomboy chick from Planetes?
>>138969398
Think she's from Patlabor.
>>138969439
>not being lolicon trash
>>138969439
>living in a country where the AoC is >16
Sucks to be you.
>>138969073
Why don't you take a seat right over there, son?
>>138940233
he wants to see girls you would show your parents, not the police.
>>138959554
>being this new
Mom ... Dad ...
>>138948703
I'm losing my shit just reading this
>>138969504
That sounds right, thanks!
Well, mom always did tell me to date a nice girl.
>>138970667
>NTR
>>138959887
They would make a joke about being into bigger girls.
>>138948703
I'M WEAK
>>138971063
that qt and those feet don't deserve a low quality version being posted
>>138968643>used goods
Compared to the other Fate girls she's the very picture of virginal purity.
>>138970099
She's quite scary isn't she? I feel like she'd scare your parents.
>>138942929
Terrible taste anon.
>>138969286
Best girl
>>138968643
I havent gotten into the series either but I hear that a lot, where does it say she gets regular dickings?
>>138972797
Balalaika is definitely the kind of woman where you take her last name as opposed to her taking yours.
Best girl forever
>>138959303
Nice taste
Mom, Dad, remember when we stopped going to church?
My dad likes shooting and hunting. We'd go to the range and she'd show off for a bit.
>>138974019
Likely. Though I did forget what her real name was since she's typically called by that.
>>138949543
Why would you bring an autistic girl home to mom and dad?
>>138974019
>Anon-BalalaikaDo you think she's secretly submissive in bed?
She's dominant in all parts of the relationship but in the sack would probably be her one place where she can take orders instead of giving them, she was a soldier she could be good at taking them.
>>138975261
Hey, she would want to feel like a woman so I'm sure that MIGHT be the case. Emphasis on might.
My mom loves green tea
>>138940073
She is not dangerous mom.
>>138965905
lel
>>138940886
Thanks.
>>138940073
>>138975633
You laughing at my girl, anon?
>>138975727
Not really, just the ship.
>>138975626
You can say that she takes your breath away.
>>138975823
Oh, okay.
>>138941593
Underrated post.
>>138974095
Well thank God I'm not that guy
>>138977088
>Chinks
>>138942458
I cannot believe it is still going nowhere fast to this day. The series really should have ended with that flower thing, not the garbage order than still trudges on with no end in sight.
>>138959846
Isn't she like 21?
Fuck me she's hot though.
W E W
>>138941895
literally just anime girl version of Paul McCartney
>>138975148
It was Vlad-something or other wasn't it?
>>138940073
>>138977790
Yep, that one's going to /r/4chan for sure.
>>138942680
Hypothetically speaking, good choice.
>>138942929
Also good.
Just gotta be sure to gloss over the whole mass murder and torture factory thing.
>>138949320
We're all little girls who love each other very much, we just don't talk about it.
>>138978255
>not Gato's girlfriend
One job.
>>138966157
I'd let her bug me anytime.
Her being a teacher might actually disappoint them
>>138949320
Blame yurifags for being cancer.
My mother would just be overbearingly nice to the point of anxiety, and my father would ask her awkward questions along the lines of "How much does your father make?", or "I noticed your mother isn't around, what happened to her?"
As long as nobody mentionedwormsI'm sure it'd be fine.
>>138969357
>>138969541
Oh look another dumbass eurofag that gets all their "facts" off /int/.
Also, perma-virgins bragging about the age of consent in the country they happened to be born is is just about one of the stupidest things ever. Like it takes the usual stupidity of thinking where you're born is an accomplishment and doubles it by making it about something that will never even affect you. Age of consent could be 0 and it still wouldn't affect your life in any way.
>>138978243
Had to do a bit of digging for this. Apparently her real name is Sofiya Pavlovna.
>>138970385
Just hope she doesn't meme too hard at them.
All of the Arias are pure, all of them are perfect.
No doubt about it
Package deal.
Come on now people. Your parents have spent the last 2-ish decades experiencing more than enough disappointment in you, do you really have to add on to that by taking home a picture of a cartoon girl and telling them it's your girlfriend?
>>138979783
They'll just be glad that I'm not gay.
>>138979862
No anon, because if you were gay you could at least potentially adopt grandchildren. If you show them a cartoon they're going to think you've gone insane.
Or in most of your own cases, "know".
>>138964522
Would your dad be mad or proud when he realized she's more hot blooded and manly than you are?
I wouldn't take her to my mom's since she has issues, 4 dogs, and rarely cleans due to back problems. It smells.
>>138982431
Why don't you help your mom out, you god damn bum?
Easy choice.
>>138982568
Because I don't live with her.
>>138979783
It's if they were real, you stupid piece of shit.
>You always said a girl would have to be retarded to date me, well ha!
How fucking young are you people?
If I brought home a high schooler and said they were my girlfriend my parents would be very disappointed in me.
Makes me think you're all underage highschoolers.
>>138983132
It's just a joke anon
Sorry you're not capable of having fun any more
>>138983132
But anon, I picked a high school teacher.
>>138983154
I am having fun. For me the fun would be trying to think of a girl I would actually take home to the folks. Not just post any random girl.
>>138940193
this or german qt, before all the muzzies rape and kill everyone
>>138983132
It's not my fault that my waifu is 14 years old!
>>138983336
Heh, dad would probably freak out. Old bastard's scared shitless of roaches.
>>138974378
Good taste, tripfag.
>>138940073
Nozomi is the best Raibu
perfect wife material.
>>138940109
yaa gomen gomen
>>138940109
im sorry
>>138985478
>boatshit
>anything but fap material
Pick one
>>138940073
>"Mom, I think I found her! She's really a nice girl!"
>>138985593
for some reason, I'm not even mad at a young 'un like you.
wtf, I posted on this thread like 4 days ago and it's still up. /a/ must be a very slow board. anywho, pic related is another acceptable example, hardworking and polite and friendly disposition
>>138985989
>wtf, I posted on this thread like 4 days ago and it's still up.
Dude, what. The thread was created yesterday: 22/03/16(Tue)04:54:42
Two hambargahs, please.
>>138986048
and a smile, please.
>>138974095
>forever alone edgelord screed
Cut wrists when.
>>138940728
then, kill her
>>138959854
your family are sent to vacationon Syria
>>138960594
Fucking immaculate taste anon.
>>138940109
Gomennasai anon
>>138970099
I'm sure she keeps her personal and work attitude separate
>>138985478
>Son, what is an aircraft carrier doing in our living room?
this girl
My Emperor.
>>138947425
>>138947670
>>138948467
Stay classy, gents
>>138965905
A chunk of that head is missing
>>138941640
>>138941645
spotted the americans
>>138940073
Nothing can go wrong...
god tier taste:
>>138941736
>>138942090
>>138946037
>>138940761
>>138948893
>>138964677
>>138964783
>>138969385
>>138970385
>>138978477
>>138983925
high tier taste:
>>138941872
>>138941895
>>138942468
>>138942468
>>138947276
>>138948075
>>138949519
>>138949543
>>138953105
>>138953424
>>138957550
>>138959500
>>138959995
>>138960594
>>138962443
>>138966416
>>138966526
>>138969073
>>138970409
>>138971063
>>138978683
>>138982261
medium tier taste:
>>138941071
>>138941598
>>138941808
>>138942224
>>138942241
>>138943182
>>138945569
>>138946984
>>138940227
>>138949328
>>138949497
>>138953252
>>138954448
>>138958036
>>138964537
>>138970257
shit tier:
>>138941189
>>138942161
>>138942565
>>138968571
>>138940073
>>138940193
>>138940249
>>138942287
>>138975487
DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK tier:
>>138940233
>>138941740
>>138942232
>>138942680
>>138943331
>>138945249
>>138952074
>>138969906
>>138973718
>>138975128
>>138997070
>satsuki and mami high tier
>darjeeling and chiya shit tier
>hanekawa lowest tier
You made mistakes, anon.
>>138997070
what the fuck do you have against neko?
>>138964603
> been mentally scared in a very similar way an amane.
>400+ post and no one has posted Kobeni
You guys are a huge disappointment.
>>138997783
>>138952169
tut tut
>military operative
>gun nut
>likes zombie movies
>likes barbecue
At the very least she'd get along with my dad and brothers.
>>138998086
>tfw your dad and brothers gangbang your waifu
>>138998286
They're 14 and 11, Anon.
>>138998360
If your dad is 14, you've got something to explain.
>>138998410
goddammit anon
>>138997070
The (you) in god tier tells me all I need to know.
>>138998631
My black friend
>>138948703
Reminds me of nurse-kun a bit.
>>138997070
Thanks for the God tier (You) my man.
Why haven't you told your parents about your waifu yet?
>>138997070
>having objectively, subjectively, literally, metaphorically shit taste
>>138998932
No. Thank YOU for the amazing taste
>>139000387
I bet you were in one of my bottom tiers
>>139000427
>>139000469
Great taste
>>138997070
Thanks, I guess
Honk, from beginning to end
>>139001704
Well played, good sir!
>>138997070
God tier taste to you too, my man.