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Domo for being pure autism and doing the /a/ sings songs so I can gain some self esteem. I like being noticed as that loli singer. It's been a tough 3 years.

Pic related. Real life chuuni
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>>138875138
That's good and all but now do voicings
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>>138875232
No one is interested in loli voicings in 2016 :((
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>>138875659
Oh.
Well that's a disappointment.
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>>138875659
I'm interested in hearing
"Stop cucking me, onii-chan"
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>>138876250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07dJ3kquFMm
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>>138877257

Gud enough for me senpai
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>>138877257

that was awesome. now say:

“But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests. Lonely one, you are going the way to yourself! And your way goes past yourself, and past your seven devils! You will be a heretic to yourself and witch and soothsayer and fool and doubter and unholy one and villain. You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame: how could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?”
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>>138877470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0npiiihJwAp
D-did I do alright, anon-sama?
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>>138877683

I'm scared to listen. I didn't think you actually would do it.
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>>138875138
Go away nyanners
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>>138877874
I did it; I promise.

>>138877984
Nyanners is my role model
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>>138878065
I thought nyanners hated us now. Do you hate us, new person?
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Wow what a bunch of faggot losers
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>>138875138
>loli singer
It can't be, you couldn't be, there's no way. It's impossible.
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>>138878319
You must be new here.
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Say this

"We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive! "
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>>138878316
I can't possibly hate a bunch of angsty, sexually frustrated weeaboos like myself
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>>138877683
That's pretty creepy. Would not listen to again.
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So, let's just get this over with.

You're a guy right?
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>>138878442
That's nice. Angsty though we may be, it's not fun to be hated by someone you want to like.

If you keep doing the voice thing, you might well meet people and move on to a "better" place. That's fine too, honestly. Just please don't turn around and outright reject us.
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>>138875138
Do
"Welcome home onii-chan! Would you like dinner, a bath or... me?"
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nobody gives a shit you fucking attentionwhore
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>>138878442
>sexually frustrated

You're angry that you're not having sex?
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>>138875138
Post your Patreon so I can enable your voice acting career.
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>>138875138
It's a voice changer?
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>>138878853
It's hard to "meet people and move on to a better place" when I'm a social reject and don't sit well with any community I've settled in. I could never reject these beautiful people!

>>138878744
I'm a big black man with a 9 inch hard on
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>>138879055
>beautiful
We're not mature enough to be beautiful anon. We all cute girls here.
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>>138879016
I don't have a patreon ;-; I don't know how it works

>>138879030
I'm technologically challenged and don't know how to do anything besides record audio and play games.

>>138878917
I'm a pure soul with a hymen intact!
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>>138879144
>I don't have a patreon ;-; I don't know how it works

Simple open up a page and your fans will give you money. You don't even have to do anything but doing stuff would get your more money.
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>>138878854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XKaQ0q0sQg

>>138878410
So sorry for I have no pop-guard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4s4bvvgVI
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>>138879055
1) lose weight
2) get a car
3) go to anime conventions and fuck lots of chads or the closest equivalent you can find at an anime place
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>>138879144
patreon is you say "I do a thing" and people give you money. You don't really even have to do the thing all that much.

and to the rest of the thread, I'm more than well aware of the significant possibility that I'm being strung along by a the illusory idea of a girl orchestrated by a man. But really, isn't that what anime is? If I wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't be here.
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>>138879356
Honestly, I've got all that covered it's just
socialanxiety mate
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>>138875659
That's right. I'm interested in sweaty ojisan voicings. Go with the times!
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>>138879337
Yes, that's the stuff. I am pleased.
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>>138879460
So what you're saying is you want to drown in an ocean of cum but you're too shy to tell men this
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Say everything in pic related.
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>>138879612
>>138879574
Exactly
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>>138875138
Say
"What are we going to do on the bed?"
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>>138877683
You sound like a Tachikoma.
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>>138879700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZVh5sdwZ6 :>
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>>138879748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQU5dKODiu
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>This blatant level of attentionwhoring by some wannabe internet star cumdumpster
>No one is telling them to fuck off or covertly convincing them to release their dox to ruin their self-promoting life
>People are openly encoraging their 3DPD attentionshit
/a/ is dead.
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>>138879955
Do you have a name you go by yet, cutie?
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>>138880041
Macho Man pls.
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>>138880028
Meh, could be better.
You sound like loli who definitely know what she's gonna do on the bed and she's completely not excited about it.
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>>138879713
I want to fuck tomoko
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>>138880041
It's clearly a man, I'm just waiting for the big reveal
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>>138880144
Pedophilia-chan

>>138880173
Because I've said that line so many times before in preparation for the disappointment I've been given too many times
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>>138878854
But I want it in Japanese
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How about:

"I'm sorry I lied to you onii-chan.. I didn't mean to be out so late. Please don't hurt me again. I'm really, really sorry. I'll be good!"
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>>138879612
I would want Pedo-chan to say "I want to drown in an ocean of cum" sensually of course.
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>>138880244
You could use tinder to get as much dick as you want

Too bad most people on tinder have STDs
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>>138880232
Same, I want a thick, soft black man to quote my japanese animes while calling me his honored brother.
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>>138880330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02t2f6NerZq

>>138880359
No thanks friend

>>138880280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s133SPP4AyQK
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>>138880330
You really like that Onii-chan thing, anon.
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This may be a strange request...

"John-chan, can you pass the wood for me please? Thanks!"
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>>138881011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EKcyuNonDM
Hi John-chan.
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>>138881147
please

"captin hut hut, please wake up! the ship is sinking!"
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do the I'm a little teapot rhyme
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Say "God emperor Trump will make america great again"
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Do

"Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey!"

I'll save it and make it my alarm
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>>138881324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CXOUBs3WCL

>>138881347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08S5UXNUSSA

>>138881487
I love Trump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1SQmp31aT

>>138881497
Enjoy your cancerous mornings!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q04LAkJjdC
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Do EXPLOSION
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>>138881568
Alright let's amp it up a little
"Goldberg, you disgusting hook nosed kike, one day you will wake up in an oven and it won't be because you became a turkey"
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>>138881724
This is why I need money to buy a better mic.
Just finished Konosuba, and boy, do I know who to cosplay next.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TAYPsdBJaz
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>>138881845
Successfully amped?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13oPklMmZ76
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This is my soon-to-be wife btw. You guys are all invited to our wedding. I bet you're jealous.
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>>138875138
Who is your favorite loli seiyuu
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>>138882053
Read some of this
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>>138882225
Kana Hanazawa of course

>>138882250
B-but I'm Asian!
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>>138882142
But... Ah right, same sex marriage is legal now. Thanks Obama.
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>>138881849
Is that your real voice ?
You sound like lilypichu,your voice is so high wtf
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>>138882142
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

Pedo-chan is MY waifu.
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>>138875138
>Blog
>Attention whoring
>Not /a/

Just make a youtube account and fuck off.
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>>138882325
Honorary aryan
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BRISTOL
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T
O
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>>138882438
When will this vertical shit die?
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AUSTIN
U
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>>138882376
For me it's better that cock teasing like Russian Kumiko do.
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>>138882438
Is this a declaration of war against the londonistan empire?
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>>138882468
NEVER
..V
..E
..R
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>>138882468
When will you die?
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TORONTO
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T
O
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>>138882492
But Russian Kumiko do it how it supposed to be done. Just few few photos and a bit of technical information.
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>>138882376
Still technically /a/ related if doing animu voices/lines :>

>>138882250
Read "some" of it; enjoy my mess up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wh16q6v4Nb
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Say "I'm already having sex with Mari. She doesn't need you." So I can post it in response to the Mari-addict that visits every loli thread
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>>138882694
l-lewd
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>>138882694
please say "papi wa happi"
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>>138882750
Tanoshii
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nCiZvR4ZqN

>>138882790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0poWI2yn5nQ
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>>138882863
thats some cute shit anon
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>>138882694
"baby fuck baby fuck, it's awwwwwwright"
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>there are girls on 4chan RIGHT NOW
I'm scared, hold me anons
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>>138882927
>implying this is a girl
>implying you can't do this in 10 seconds with any voice changer
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>>138882927
what do you mean, I thought we were all little girls here?
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>>138882863
I love it
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>>138879713
>>138879460
Pls be in Asia pls.

But seriously speaking, it's easy to be a slut at cons, especially in the states since cosplay human resource is sub par there and beta white knights are plenty.
Play dress up and shitloads of thirsty orbiters will gladly follow you.
Good luck on your slutquest.
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>>138877683
Last line gave me some chills, have you tried getting into voice acting? Constructive criticism, the delivery could use a little work but it didn't sound as forced as it could have. Good job /a/non
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>>138875138
Jesus fucking christ you need a better mike, do you have an amazon shopping list or a paypal we can donate to or something?
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>>138883096
:> At cons, I give cookies out to hungry cosplayers. Life is set out for me to have weeb sugar daddies, but I don't swing that way.

>>138882927
>>138883032
>>138883073
I'm actually a big black man, excuse you
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>>138882927
Honestly /a/ sings changed my perspective of /a/ users. I was surprised the first time I joined it
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Voice-changers have really come a long way. Still too synthy to be convincing, though.
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>>138883244
>At cons, I give cookies out to hungry cosplayers.

holy shit that the fucking cutest thing i have ever heard
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>>138883244
>At cons I give cookies
Yuki that you?
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>>138883292
I blame my shit headset.

>>138883208
I've tried so many times, but I am dirt poor to afford any professional, serious equipment.

>>138883237
I hope I don't regret this.
amzn com/w/22FM5XJ31U4C8
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>>138883743
if you're serious about getting into VA I can help you as a VN & Game Dev but you need better recording equipment.
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>>138883927
Are you seriously trying to white knight a voice?
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>>138884034
it's business, if i can find someone to voice stuff for me I jump on it.
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>>138884034
helping someone start a career is white knighting now?
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>>138883927
>>138884083
Employment would be nice...
The job world is scary ;o; !
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>>138883927
>white knight
>VN & Game Dev
Spotted the nu-male.
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>>138884081
You mean you can't afford to pay professionals so you'll just take any random person on 4chan with a high-pitched voice and try to convince them to read lines for you for free so you can finish your indie dream game?

I don't know if that even qualifies as a 'business.' Maybe "false-hope" would be a better term.
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>>138884194
Not indie game dev guy, but i think you've taken a leap of logic there friendo.
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>>138884240
If anybody's desperate or poor enough to go recruiting voice talent off of attentionwhores on /a/, then it doesn't bode well for their 'business' as a "Game Dev"
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>>138884081
I'll be glad to help you out, Satou-kun.
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>>138884150
Everyone is going to call me a dumbfuck white knight fagg for saying this but i bookmarked your page and ill see about getting you that black snow globe sometime within the next two months...
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>>138883743
Can you say something like "I'll lead us to many glorious victories, toss gay!"
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SfxEMtBIUu
Us little girls, am I right?
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>>138884390
Literally all he said was that IF she had better voice recording equipment that she COULD get a role in his upcoming VN, and what is wrong with getting something voice acted for cheap, if he is an indie developer getting the voice actor some exposure and improving the quality of his product are not a bad thing.
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>>138884529
nu-male
u
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m
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e
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>>138884428
:> Gimmie your email lol

>>138884439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x8ORWzJzYn Domo
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>>138884631
[email protected]
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>>138884428
KUCK
U
C
K
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Pls say "where's your game, AGDG?"
Pls
I'll suck your dick
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>tfw you will never be a girl with a loli voice
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>>138884802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1drhKrsGFIe
Suck my dick good.

>>138884853
>>138884853
lol I just posted this thread to thank /a/nons for being so nice, and I don't fucking know where it ended up.
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>>138884584
VIRGIN
I
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>>138884936
>to thank /a/nons for being so nice
>/a/nons
>being nice
What?
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>>138884936
What song are we gonna sing next tho
Cracking voice-kun here
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>>138884996
better a virgin than a cuck
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>>138884996
Better to be pure than whatever sub-male thing that this anon has become >>138884428

Go wallow in one of the normalfag boards with your ilk, unvirgin.
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>>138885040
>>138885034
>>138885010
>>138885009
>>138884996
>>138884936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qlLhyidWk8
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>>138875138
I hate your emoticons, but since your voice is cute, please say this: "Onii-chan! You can't do that! I mean, n-not here. At least wait until we get home please!"
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>>138885127
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>>138885040
Good thing I'm neither :^) btw I'm a girl
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>>138885127
Why do boys make the best girls?
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>>138885102
*pure* it doesn't count if it isn't by choice buddy ;^)
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>>138885202
Aw shit nigga, five star post
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>>138885102
The only thing that's pure is the Mountain Dew and cheeto juice running through you're veins
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>>138879955
That was really good.
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>>138885132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yKPAysP8MS

>>138885127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04oZxWO63cM
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I tried doing one as well. Hope you guys like it...
Please don't bully.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QXrp9wno0x
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>>138885337
fuck nice post based annon

kek/10
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>>138885419
Every time
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>>138885419
Can you voice some lines for us mr.big black guy?

How about; ''White men are jealous because we fuck their bitches with our 9 inch cocks. Just last night i plugged a bitchs bootie up and it tasted supa spicey, damn bitch she eat curry or somethin''
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Called it.
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>>138885366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B5QM1qO9OG

Dankmeme-chan sings
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>>138885767
Why do niggers ruin everything, i wish we could get rid of you all dindus.
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>>138885366
You are cute, I approve your voice.
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>>138885419
Is this guy from the /sp/ invasion?
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/v/ermin here, can you do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivnidPAMGwo
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>>138885920
Dankmeme-chan doesnt like racism.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O8KFn0yM4f
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>>138885637
That's not me.
I can post some more shit until this thread gets deleted though.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17724ke9AJw

>>138885946
Not sure. I got it from /b/ about a year ago.
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>>138886017
Fuck off you stupid nigger., i didnt understand why the KKK was a thing until i went on 4chan and met your dumbass. I hope you get cancer.
>>138886049
Its obviously not you, but fuck that dumb shit nigger is annoying
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>>138885971
I wish I had cool audio affects
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTukWWayDI
But I don't

>>138886049
That's some nice voices you got there
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>>138886096
Fuck you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aKi9vAAlTZ
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>>138886105
Nah, it's good, danks.
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>>138886235
You do a good hulk.
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>>138886235
hOLY SHIT DADDY
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>>138878361
but all of us are little girls in here
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>>138879748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PbnuZ4uyZr
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>>138886235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUzxHkOYxQ

You wana go punk?
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>>138886485
Fucking amazing.
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>>138885034
Boku Dake ga Inai Machi OP if I'm not wrong.
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>>138886527
That was so cringy
I'm so sorry
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>go on /a/ to escape my loneliness
>suddenly reminded that there are cute girls in the real world

why
>>
Are you frustrated, kid? To the fact that you're the weakest one?
If so, hold on to that feeling.
That's proof that you haven't given up yet...
...on yourself.

Listen, kid.
Don't give up saying you're living within your means. Don't become a boring man like that.
If you have the guts to not give up, you can be anything you want to be.
We're living creatures that don't have wings, but still went to the moon.
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>>138886485
Please say this:

''Are you ready?''

*feminine voice* ''Ready for what?''

''Ready for this sunday night when john cena takes on the WWE world heavy weight champion the undertaker in a match of tabels laders and chairs only for 19.99$"
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>>138886646
Tell him it'll be okay because you'll be there for him OP
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>>138886635
I know it was i couldn't even get halfway through it without laughing and at the end it just collapsed badly.
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>>138886527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plZhnpUaO9

>>138886681
Not me, just posting shit other people made. Like a true faggot.
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>>138886646
>>138886721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XHCMr7MEjm :>
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>>138886879
>>138886793
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z29xQIAkHE
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>>138886879
hnng
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>>138886681
I'm sorry my mic is so shit but I couldn't resist.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Slqrrp8ezF
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>>138887271
Let's marry
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>>138887271
Based anon
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I don't care if you call this attention whoring, this thread is legitimately hilarious

10/10 keep it up
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>>138885366
The fear in that first one, makes me feel like I'm in the wrong.
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>>138886879
You are friendly and you have a cute voice.
Keep up the good work.

Regardless, it's my holy mission to fuck this thread up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s048bJNFAGsO

>>138887271
>that shit quality
>even added the music

pure gold
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>>138887700
That was a nice narration though
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Guys, guys, is it really a dude?
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>>138879144
What games do you play? Anime games right? Like mobage
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>>138887952
of course it is. Where do you think we are?
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>>138887700
There was this one group I was a part of for a very faggoty board that got together and read greentext 'tard stories one summer night. It was magical.

Rest in piece Yeehaw, you snek-loving motherfucker.
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Welp, I can't stand voices like that.
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>Anons complaining about white-knighting femanons
Femanon ass licking has been a corner stone of 4chan since inception, let it ride.

Side note how is this thread not deleted yet.
>>
>>138887962
I play stupid games like Garry's Mod and silly dating sims.

>>138888024
I'm quite proud it's been up this long. It's my first post on 4chan :>
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>>138888024
Mod here, I'm having fun so lay off cakebutt.
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>>138888024
>Femanon ass licking has been a corner stone of 4chan since inception, let it ride.
>Side note how is this thread not deleted yet.

Answered own question
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>>138888099
>it's my first post on 4chan
How does someone lurk that long?
>>
>>138888099
If you record something in Finnish I might unironically buy you something from the list
>>
OP, please say

>Newtypes aren't tools for killing each other!
and
>A Newtype is just a powerful weapon in battle!
>>
>>138888247
I think lolianon meant it's the first thread.
>>
I'm jacking my dick off to you, OP.
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>>138888247
>>138888428
Lurking for 6 years, never posted, replied. Nice to have broken that streak.

>>138888258
I tried. Was that decent Finnish or? /learned on a fly
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nPAxg1RFcU

>>138888292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NR7vdv7dMi
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>>138888537
>anteeksi, oon/on [puhuu?]

I don't get it.
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>>138885419
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>>138888600
Mister Youtube video said it means "Sorry, I don't speak Finnish."

gomen ne, I really don't
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Hey OP, what are your favourite anime?
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>>138888750
Chuunibyou, Mirai Nikki, and Non Non Biyori
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>>138888715
should be something like "en osaa suomea"

Could you try something like audio related?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h002VgWI9Z
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>>138888537
I forgot to quote you earlier, heh.

Can you do this? A bit lengthy, but I really like that quote.
>>138886679
>>
Unfortunatly op you have the voice of a popular voice changer. So yeah that kinda sucks
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>>138888804
Damn son.
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>>138888804
What are you watching this season?
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>>138888804
You like shit.
Neo-/a/ is worst /a/
>>138888888
>>
Was waiting for like 10 minutes for it to happen.
>uploade failed
couldn't post, missed my chance
>>138888888
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>>138889000
>>138889000
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>>138888835
Was this okay?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s141D3oTxdw1

>>138888840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2k7MZsViQ

>>138888949
Erased, Dagashi Kashi, She and her cat, Koyomimonogatari, Sekko, and finished Konosuba
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>>138889141
Hotaru or Saya
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I really wished this thread didn't happened, voice changer or not.
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>>138889141
9/10

You saved Finland in anime. And anime in Finland.

Suomi kuuluu suomalaisille
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f1ac7hzWyw
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>>138889190
Saya-chan

>>138889247
I feel... oddly satisfied. Thanks anon!
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>>138889348
no, thank you, you really nailed it.

I tried to make the sounds as clear as possible, but I get that finnish can be tricky for foreigners, albeit it's pronounced as exactly as it's written.
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>>138889348
>Saya
You have good taste
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>>138875138
Hey mods, do your fucking jobs, please.
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This is a weird request, but can you say "bubinga is the best tonewood"? I'll be in your debt.
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>>138889645
It's nice to have a shit thread once in a while
Let it bee~

>>138889703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tePazJec5c
I hope you use this for a good purpose
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>>138889645
fuck off
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>>138889764
It's obviously a guy, AND this is not /a/ related. Kill yourself.
>>138889755
You too.
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>>138889755
NOICE! Thanks a ton. This'll be annoying /mu/tants for a while.
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>>138889703
Send it to WillsEasyGuitar
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>>138890169
poor will's been through enough trolling
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>>138890216
I can't say something so mean ;-;
Oh well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b98yOqA5pA
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>>138890310
d-do you have s-steam or something?
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OP you're being used by /a/ for voice requests.

How do you feel about being a voice prostitute but you're doing it for free.
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>Newfags and mods are defending this fucking trap
What is happening to this place?
>>
Please say "Malcolm-kun, you will never stop being a faggot if you don't fix that shit taste soon."
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>>138887271
I recognize that bulge.... Or voice rather
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>>138890368
Well in my case I'm a slutty anon, so it doesn't bother me.
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>>138890368
At least it is not as bad as tripfagging.
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>>138890344
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
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>>138890429
Incedo?
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>>138890448
Yeah no, this is far worse.
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>>138890368
>>138890433
It's something to do on a sleepy Sunday. At least I'm not pregnant.

>>138890424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DVdzCQsh8p

>>138890500
I'm sorry.
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>>138890344
Is this you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D2UxpcALVM
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>>138890535
Can you say that lelouch is a faggot?
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>>138889348
>Saya-chan
God tier taste.
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>>138890535
>I'm sorry.
Pls stop. This place is already shit and you're not helping.
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>please give me attention
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>>138889348
>Saya
Please say this: らん らん る って なん なん だ?
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>>138890562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDlSDUmCxV ugu
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>>138890586
Alright, but only a little bit. Do you accept gentle headpats?
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>>138890477
No, now I'm second guessing myself. Did you at one point live in Florida?
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>>138875138
MODS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO.YOUR.FUCKING.JOB.
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>>138890792
fuck off

It's fun.
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>>138890709
Sorry anon, but no. You got my hopes up too. If you are in Florida, tell Amelia to give me my stuff back when she's done.
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>>138890658
I probablt fucked it up fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Go0KF5Jkv

>>138890709
A not-so proud citizen of Florida.
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>>138890792
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>>138890881
Yes, I am. Why anon? Why are we doing this to ourselves?
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>>138890834
>Some fag making "cutesy" voices so the other horny fags can fap to it.

Still not /a/
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>>138890834
No it's not.
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>>138890982
>>138891014
;-; Fine I'll stop. It was fun while it lasted. Boosted up my confidence some. I'll go back to lurking.
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>>138891150
YES. Thank you! Please never come back.
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
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>>138891150
come back some day
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>>138891150
Finally. Pls don't come back.
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>>138891150
Guys like you are not welcome here. I hope you undestand this.
>;-;
Fuck off.
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>>138890843
Will do anon, consider Amelia dead!
>>138890871
What part of Americas armpit?
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>>138891468
Fuck off you too.
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>>138890871
If I come to Florida, will you be my gf?

Also, can you say "Onii-chan, daisuki!"?
>>
Mods. Ths faggot is over. Now could you please do your fucking job.
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>>138891150
Eh fuck it, don't listen to these faggots, do whatever the fuck you want.
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>girls posting on /a/
What the fuck is this shit.
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>>138891601
>do whatever the fuck you want.
Are you for real? Fuck off.
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>>138880041
I was quite surprised as well.
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>>138891639
That's not a girl, but yeah.
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>>138891644
Please commit sudoku
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>>138891693
I feel lied to.
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>>138891694
>newfag
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
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>>138891724
You first buddy :^)
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>>138891784
Okay. Done, now is your turn :^)
>>
great
we tumblr now
fuck you assholes
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>>138891842
Same here, just swallowed the cyanide pill cya on the other side ;^)
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>>138891888
It was good to hate you, anon. See you on the other side :^)
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>theboardsqualityhasdeclined.png
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>>138883237
Goddamn it /a/ when did you become so fucking beta.
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>>138891967
You're talking with a bunch of weeb NEETS who live in their mothers basement and spend all day browsing /a/ watching animu and reading doujin.

Becoming a beta on /a/ is a fucking upgrade, we're more like Zeta
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>>138875138
Just how ugly as to be OP that he as to use some weebs to boost his self steam.
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>>138891941
You have to admit it. This thread is really fucking sad.
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>>138882927
We're all little girls here, anon.
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>something about this thread being shit
am i fitting in yet guys?
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>>138892059
No you forgot to mention how this board used to be so much better and how its quality has declined because of newfags and btards
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>>138892035
>Being worst than NEETS manchildren makes me superior.
>>
>>138892048
Yeah, it's partially fun but the faggotry is overwhelming.
>>
>>138875138
What the fuck is going in this thread. Is this a /glbt/ raid?
>>
What the fuck is this /r9k/ shit?It doesn't even look like /a/.
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>>138892213
I have nothing against fags but this shit doest belong in here.
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>>138892213
That sissy faggot (OP aka: a guy) already has committed suicide. Everything is good now.
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>>138892213
Honestly, I just wanted to post this thread to thank /a/ for being nice to me and acknowledging me and mashing up our voices in songs so I have some confidence in my voice.

Sorry for being so cancerous minna-san. I didn't mean for a shit storm to go on this long.
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>>138892317
>Sorry for being so cancerous minna-san
No. You're just looking for attention you fucking faggot. Leave and never come back.
>>
>>138892317
Just ignore these faggots, they have miserable shit lives so they feel the need to shit all over everyone else's.
>>
>>138892317
>>138892371

Kill yourself.
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>>138892317
I think anons are more revolted with the people replying to you.
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>>138892317
This is why I get along with fags. If you what to have sex whit other guys is fine is your ass not mine but why do you people need to be so obnoxious about it.
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>>138892371
Not really, but this doesn't belong here. Newfags are so obnoxious.
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>>138892408
After you fuckface.
>>
>>138892035
Watching anime all day doesn't make you a beta, acting like a beta makes you a beta.
>>
>>138892462
My sides.
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>>138892460
>Newfags are so obnoxious.
It's funny that every newfags feels like he's some kind of special snowflake that doesn't obey to the ''rules'' of the board and is different from everyone else posting.
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>Now That's What I Call Samefagging: The Album: The Thread
>>
To those defending this thread, while in the past we certainly had a much greater leeway for off-topic fun, I think even back when stuff like trollface etc. were regularly used on this board, the emoticons and general feminine attention whore behavior (regardless of the poster's actual gender) would have been a bit too much even at our most liberal. This whole thread has a decidedly non-/a/, disturbingly tumblr-esque feel to it, which is hard to quantify but is definitely present. Much more innocuous threads than this (and some threads with great potential that defy some technicality of the rules but stay well within board spirit) are deleted on a daily basis, the fact that this thread has stayed up for so long really goes to show that the mods have their attention in the wrong places.
>>
>>138892317
>shit storm
That is honestly exactly why no one should be giving you trouble for this topic, they should accept it and move on. After all, shit shows are what 4chan is founded on. 4chan without shit shows is like cake without icing, or sweet tea without sweetener, or a freezer without freezing temperatures. If anything, this topic is closer to 4chan's true origins and purpose than anything this board has seen in a long time. You should be proud of yourself, you created a beautiful shit show. These other idiots are just mad that you made such a good one on the first try, many anons spend years trying to do half as well at making a shit show as you did here. Stand tall, be proud!
>>
>>138892419
No, I'm revolted with him AND the anons replying to that fag. Oh, and the mods.
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Leaving this here
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>>138892460
Literally nobody gives fuck, go do meta complaints on reddit you fucking inbred.

>>138892475
>acting like a beta makes you a beta
>watching anime all day isn't beta
>???????

Are you suffering from cognitive dissonance or are you just retarded?

>>138892544
>>138892559
>>138892563
Death is the only way to escape your retardation please do us all a favor and end it.
>>
>>138892544
I'm more worried about the mods. What the hell?
>>
inb4 this twat starts using a trip.
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>>138892604
>Are you suffering from cognitive dissonance or are you just retarded?
Okay anon. Explain to me why watching anime makes you a beta.
>>
>>138892604
>Literally nobody gives fuck
End yourself.
>>
>>138892317
You expressing gratitude to /a/ doesn't make it non-cancer when you express it in a cancerous way. Warm smiles do not make you welcome here.
>>
>>138892618
>loli gets deleted right away
>now this shit
4chan is dead.
>>
>>138892560
>/b/
>>
>>138892213
Everyone likes to feel loved but the fact that even break the rules just to get /a/ (of all people) to like you shows that you deserve all the bad things that happen in your life.
>>
>>138892604
Like I was saying. Newfags always think they're hot shit.
>>
>>138892729
Yeah. That guy is the only funny thing about this thread. I swear.
>>
>>138892604
>watching television doesn't make you a beta
>watching japanese television makes you a beta

No, acting like a 14 year old and going "oy vey be my internet girlfriend" to self-proclaimed girls on the internet is beta

>zeta

Term is omega you faggot, and an omega would be the type of person to say "my wife's son" or "my girlfriend has a penis" entirely seriously like the guy who is married to John Flynt aka Brianna Wu.
>>
>>138892519
>Newfag doesn't know how to samefag: cuckold edition
>>
Let's have a proper discussion.
Why do females always ruin everything?
>>
>>138892721
/b/? You mean the most pure essence of this entire site, 4chan at its most pure state? I fail to see the problem with this topic being like that, this thread IS 4chan.
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>>138892796
Because neckbeards like in those in this thread have to shit everything up.
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>>138892709

>loli gets deleted right away

As it should, this is a christmas cake board now, pedo
>>
>>138892811
Aren't you dead? :^)
>>
>>138892544
There's a difference between having not-entirely-on-topic threads like r/a/dio and having shitty "i'm a gurl uguu pay attention to me" threads you faggot

>>138892559
>trollface

You've been here since the good old days of 2013? It was coolface, not trollface. Trollface is what fucktard newfags who didn't lurk thought it was called.
>>
>>138892317
If you really cared about /a/ and the atmosphere and style of posting which makes it what it is, you wouldn't post on it like a 12-year old from Gaia. If you want to show us gratitude, then report your own shitty thread and fuck off.
>>
>>138892796
1. Because they're attention whores, it's literally in their genes
2. Because males start to act like retards as soon as a female joins in
>>
>>138892559
I agree with you but I've been shit posting in this thread so go fuck yourself
>>
>>138892618
>be on /pol/
>someone posts a "can white bois even compete with black men?" thread
>it gets deleted fast
>be on /a/
>someone posts this thread
>it's still not deleted

/pol/ is supposed to be a containment board with low moderation
>>
>>138892857
>Cake
Fuck off to tumblr.
>>
Reminder to ignore bait.
>>
>>138892902
Now you're just nitpicking. /pol/ has one of the worst
moderations on 4chan, while /a/ is supposed to have one of the best, this thread not being deleted seems like anomaly to me.
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>>138892833
Ok, now I know you're baiting. Nice job m8, 7/10, you had me going for a while there.
>>
>>138892976
Fuck you, I eat what I want. It's my mouth, I'll eat bait if I want to. Fact is, this bait tastes great.
>>
>>138892709
After reading the posts I conclude that this is a sad day for /a/. We always get shitstorms but those are always /a/ related shitstorms and this as nothing to do with anime or manga.
>>
>>138892998
The mods tend to leave threads alone if a lot of people are posting in them unless they are blatant shitposts.
>>
I miss Moot.
>>
I'm surprised no one even tried a dubs-derail.
>>
>>138893119
Me too. At least the mods were more intelligent back then. Just a little.
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>>138893119
>Moot
>>
>>138893119
Moot is just like that old anime that you refuse to admit that's shit because you watched it as a kid and has nostalgia for it.
>>
>>138893214
No, it's like that old anime that was good but then got a season 2 and went downhill from there.
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>>138893119
It's clear the mods don't think much of hiro.
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>>138893247
This. Also check 'em.
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>>138893270
Gross
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>>138893328
If dubs black science man had sex with you're waifu.
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>all this mad.
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>>138849249
>(post deleted)
I seriously hope whoever posted that just deleted it to start shit and the mods aren't actually babysitting this thread.
>>
>>138893484
whoops, meant
>>138893328
>>
Delete this fucking thread, mods.
>>
>>138893555
Nah. I'm a huge faggot who love to suck the dick of OP. DICKS DICKS MILK MILK
>tfw banned.
>>
>>138893484
I mean that's probably what he did but other threads have been deleted while this one remains so at least one mod has decided that it's ok.

The other alternative is that a mod is bored and shitposting himself. Which would be funny if it wasn't so cripplingly pathetic in every conceivable way.
>>
>anon tells lolianon to stop
>lolianon actualy stops.

Is this why we cannot have nice things /a/ ?
>>
I should not be fapping to the vocaroo links in this thread. I should not be.
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>>138894510
>lolianon
Kek. That was a guy, faggot.
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>>138894567
sick fuck
ohwait.jpg
almost everybody is already doing it,
nvm then
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>>138894586
i couldnt care less
his/her/it voice was cute.
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>>138893555
>>138893666
Nice trips
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>>138894655
>voice changer
Are you a fucking twelve years old kid?
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>>138894510
>Shit thread was almost dying
>Retarded bumps it for no reason
Is this why we cannot have nice things?
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>>138894864
disconnect router
plug it back in
post
now you know who did it
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Ok, which fucking retard bumped the thread?
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>>138894864
Let the faggot enjoy his dead thread. I'm out.
Also, >>138893616 I'm very surprise I wasn't banned yet. I guess Mods are dead for today. Gives my little of hope. I dont want to think they are babysitting this abomination.
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>>138879144
NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND
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>>138894991
You did, anon...
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>>138894586
Even better.
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If I was more of a lonely weeb than I'd enjoy this little fantasy you're indulging us in, but this is a wrong. You're feeding us an illusion and it disturbs me. It's like a voice strip club.
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>>138895150
no you
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>>138895309
No, you.
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Did Pedophilia-chan leave already
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>>138895264
>It's like a voice strip club.
That's exactly what it is. When you're a little further down the rabbit hole, you'll understand the appeal.
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>>138895264
It's OK anon, you'll be at this stage eventually.
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I enjoyed this. It made me feel warm and tingly inside to hear what I wanted to hear from such a cute voice. So fuck the normies in this thread telling pedo-chan to leave just because they've got gfs and I don't.
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>>138895602
Kill yourself. Also, I do have a gf.
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>>138880041
There used to be a time when /a/ was fun and not full of edgy big boys trying to keep up appearances every single minute of the day. Relax and have fun nigga.
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>>138895602
>normies

That's not the point. The problem is that you act like fucking faggots, OP is attentionwhoring and this whole thread has nothing to do with anime.

>>138895783
S-Should we report you?
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>>138895872
Nah, I want to see how long the hentai pics last before deletion. If the point is to see if the mods notice, alerting them to it defeats the point.
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>>138895926
>>138895872
>>138895823
>>138895783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zfz4wh0zyj
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>>138895832
Im not against cute vocaroo threads, but the post quality is fucking low, with blogshit and emoticons.
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Wow, even all the hentai images aren't getting deleted. How long until some crazy bastard posts real cp? Because it feels like it's going to go in that direction, if the mods take long enough.
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>>138879285
>Supporting the SJW cancer that is nyanners.
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>>138896177
Loli and furry, it's getting even more extreme. Yep, cp is inevitable at this point. Or at least someone posting real scat porn or something. Maybe vomit play?
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>>138896111
Hopefully never. Those disgusting faggots are worse than 1,000 attention whoring women and the lonely white knight that infest this board.
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>>138883032
>Needing a voice changer.
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>>138895999
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>>138896111
Do it faggot and then post your area so we can check the news to see if you get v&.
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Someone post My Little Pony porn hentai, STAT!
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this is some gay shit yo
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>>138896323
DELETE THIS!
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>>138896326
Oh hell no, I ain't posting a damn thing with a picture in this thread. I don't feel like getting IP banned or IP vanned, so I'll pass.
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>>138896111
>>138896238
Holy shit calm down nigga. Nobody is stupid enough to post real CP.
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There's no hope
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This is fun.
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>>138896435
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gambatte anon-kun

>tfw I though about screen capping this thread but I'm not sure if I want to remember it
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>>138896496
Fuck off Kevin-kun no one likes you.
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>>138896624
Do it, for posterity.
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>>138896632
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>>138884492
Spooky
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>>138896445
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, A REALISTIC IMAGE, OF A ELEPHANT FUCKING A DEPRESSED MATURE GIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A MODS ARE KILL THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING MILFS BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS MATURE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off furries I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)
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You missed a few posts, hot pockets.
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>>138896860
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>>138896860
Why did it depress me more than Loli Tomodachi and Geiger Counter?
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>>138896907
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>>138895792
I-is that you Kevin?

Also sage faggots
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>>138896946
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>>138896955
Probably.
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>>138896990

>>138896928
It hits you right in the kokoro
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>>138896860
"hey the art looks cute, I wonder what story..."
>presented by Quzilax
God fucking dammit.
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>>138896624
Do it for us. I don't want to stain my hard drive.
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>>138897033
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>>138896990
He'll fuck he because he thinks she's an adult, calling it.
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>>138897080

>>138897087
You're a clever one, aren't you
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>>138897068
You want to be depressed? Then go ahead and read it. It's a really sad story...
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Yep, I just get banned. Now we know what kind of mods we have on /a/, guys. This is a sad day.
Mod, you know pretty well this thread is not /a/ related. I don't know what the fuck are you doing with your life but the only thing I know is that you're a huge newfag.
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>>138897136
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>>138897184
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>>138897141
Even by Quzilax standards? Damn.
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>>138897227
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>>138897275
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>>138897324
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>>138897371
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>>138897420
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>>138897465
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This is the best thread we've had in years. I miss the days when attention whores could hold /a/'s attention so thoroughly and play anons like a fucking fiddle. Brings me back to the glory days /a/ shitposting.
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>>138897524
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>>138897576
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>>138897623
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>loli posted
>no 404
Clearly the mod is fapping to the vocaroo files while reading. We need to change tact.
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>>138897668
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>>138897713
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>>138897763
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>>138897536
No, I'm actually really fucking sad.
>>138897668
You're doing a great job, anon.
>>138897698
He banned me, but he didn't delete this shit yet. I hope he lose his job soon.
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>>138897795
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>>138897844

>>138897834
Thanks, hope people are enjoying it
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>>138897844
Oh god, here it comes. Get the tears ready everyone, because crying may happen.
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>>138897908
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>>138897948
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>>138897988
I'm heading to bed, /a/. Enjoy your melancholy masturbation.
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>>138898035
Sleep well, my friend. Hope the mods learn something.
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>>138898035
Thanks anon, this was one hell of a ride.
Though that girl is an urban legend is still my favorite 2deep4u manga.
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>>138875138
You're a cute, OP. You're slowly making /a/ fun again.
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>/a/ is dead.
I'm going to sleep too. Maybe things will be better tomorrow. I hope.
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>>138898366
Kill yourself
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>>138896860
Joke's on you, I just imagined OP talking throughout the whole thing and came buckets.
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>>138898635
I can see your IP faggot. Stop bumping this thread.
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someone post gas leak loli
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>>138898674
>Stop bumping this thread
Or else?
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>>138877257
This seems strangely realistic for a voice changer. Is OP around? Gonna need you to say "fucking normalfags!"
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>>138898961
If he learned something from this he's not going to do it anymore. Okay, OP? Okay.
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>>138899153
What's there to learn? We have "/a/ sings x" threads all the time.
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>>138899219
Enjoy your death thread alone. Bye.
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>>138899284
Aww yiss.
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>>138899284
I mean, the thread is almost at bump limit.
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>>138883244
are you by chance slav and about 180 cm tall?
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>>138899219
Who creates those I wonder
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>>138899970
me. I only make Nichijou ones though.
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Bump.
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>>138899963
>slavs
>with cute voices
Haha oh anon.
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>>138900335
>voice changer.
Haha oh anon.
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>>138900335
I've heard plenty of slav girls with cute voices, the only problem being that they were being 3DPD
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>>138900390
>implying that's a voice changer
Nah, it actually sounds legit.
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Fuck you guys for making me do this I was watching Ideon.
I just put as many posts in that I felt were somewhat relevant or funny or whatever.
Not a perfect image, much space wasted and somewhat unorganized but who cares.
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>>138900505
I love you. Saved and goodnight. Hope that fucking tranny dies.
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>>138900505
>didn't even include the vocaroo links
>no laughing black man or John Cena
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How the hell is this thread up while the one complaining about /a/ is down?
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>>138900680
I just came here to post that.
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Fuck the mods, ill just continue my post here.

>>138900594
>meme waifu
Don't even get me started. Look, even I have a waifu, but constant "claim your waifu", "claim your hentaifu" (also you don't just add "fu" on the end of everything) threads are fucking retarded. What's the point? What is their aim? What is the point of discussion? Its just people dumping pics of their waifu hoping for some kind of response.
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>>138900505
Eh, it's not really a cappable thread.
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>>138882927
>there are people who aren't little girls on 4chan RIGHT NOW.
Hold me I'm scared.
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>>138900675
Don't they get deleted after a while?
What would be the point?

>>138900800
Shut up, you are not cappable.
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>>138900680
Mods are fags that's why.
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I've been avoiding this thread all day because it looked cancerous as fuck. Why the hell is it still here?

>>138896928
Loli Tomodachi wasn't depressing. It was a heartwarming tale of brotherhood.
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>>138901086
>heartwarming
Literally Kill yourself
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>>138901086
>Why the hell is it still here?

Mods are being retards.
They did delete certain posts containing porn (see >>138895999) but they didn't delete the rest, let alone this god awful thread.
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>>138901297
Fuck you, i for one think the mods are being non cancerous for once.
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>>138901372
Congratulations, you've learned how to identify if you're part of the problem.
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>>138901372
Fuck off.
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>>138901403
>>138901409
Madfaggots
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Aim for the bumplimit!
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>>138901923
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>>138901950
>muh shading
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>>138901923
For you, anon-kun
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>>138902011
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>>138902042
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>>138902071
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What the fuck why is this thread still alive? It's nearing bumplimit.
Are mods in cahoots with OP?

Should have requested lewd lines earlier but whatever
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Thank you anon.
We can do it.
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>>138902093
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nBJaXroqD2
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>>138902242
You're too late fag
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>>138902242
ohh anon
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>>138902242
+ 1 for clear mic and nice voice

but yeah you're too late.
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>>138902242
Are you that fag that pretended to be Crispin Freeman in that thread like 2 years ago?

You're rusty
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>>138902242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o3UNBjZkqj
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>>138902242
Your voice is so sexy~ Say something else pls. I love how english sounds.
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>>138902697
fuck i am dropping the ball hard

meant for
>>138902449
>>138902461
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>>138902704
Fuck off whore.
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>>138902697
Uuuu... ;~;
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>>138902817
Why are you tripping
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>>138902843
Hmm? What do you mean? I always use my trip on /a/.
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>>138902843
It's the designated shitposting thread, dude.
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>>138902908
You right
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>>138902817
What kind of reaction even is that?
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>>138902994
A sad one ;)
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>>138902697
Just go get a patreon like all the other cool attention whores dude
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>>138903063
Kek that's an idea
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>This thread still not dead

The gods must be joking
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>>138903170
These things take time
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>>138891150
Good riddance.
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This was a very interesting thread for what I'm seeing. A lot of hate and fun everywhere. My kind of thread~ A shame it's dead and buried now, just like moot.
>>138903170
Strange, isn't it? Oh well, who cares? We're just about to hit the limit. The end is near.
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Is there a way to save all the vacaroos with one click? script, anyone? This is gold
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>>138903335
What, you even want to save the late dude?
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...and everyone lived happily ever after.
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>>138903266
Vocaroo is cancer and always has been. We don't need fags attention whoring. /a/ sings is different if you're gonna cite "but that's also something where we talk", because that's actually a community event, like secret santa etc, which is very different from making a thread just to have people ask you to say shit so they can remark about how cute your voice-changer program sounds. That's fucking /b/ tier.
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>>138902697
>>138902242
Damn boi. You could be an actual VA.
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>>138903754
If you heard him in a dub you'd hate him, though.
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>>138903904
Probably, but who gives a fuck? I don't watch dubs.
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>This thread is STILL HERE
If Mods=Gods, then God is dead.
>>
So is every attempt to be entertaining considered attentionwhoring now? I fucking hate this newfag culture where everyone pretends to be mature big boys that always discuss on topic and refuse to have fun.
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>>138903522
I understand your anger, but this is what you guys have now. I don't have nothing to say about this, because this place is just my playground to play when I'm bored and I don't care about anything else. If you feel that your "precious place" is being raided by a bunch of "disgusting newfags, attention whores and 3DPD girls like myself then just let them know how thinks work around here. Ignoring them and reporting are not going to do any good because they don't understand they are doing wrong. There are exceptions, of course, and you know what to do when they get out of control. If you can't count with the mods, like this case, you're the one who needs to take the control of the situation. Kill the thread, it could be fun. Every fucking idiot knows how ban evade anyway. This thread is not really something so terrible. It's just a bunch of pathetic virgins, maybe a few teenagers, and OP dancing a little. Nothing out of the ordinary
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>>138904019
When it brings in faggots like this >>138903033 then it's a fucking problem. Do you want /a/ to look like that from now on?
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>>138903754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FAWVwUcyEz
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>>138904019
There is a difference between fun entertainment and straight up cancerous attention whoring. This thread is filled with ironic idiots using emoticons and acting like people who came from fucking reddit or mal.
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>>138904019
Did you miss the guy literally coming to shitpost
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>>138904118
unironic*
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>>138904079
No, but that doesn't mean we have to be so strict on the whole thing. Emoticons have been perfectly fine on 4chan until relatively recently. We used to have tons of people that did it and no one really cared. The "lurk moar" thing was only really brought up when people didn't understand or misused memes.
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>>138904195
the only emoticons that were ever not verboten in any capacity were ;_; and :^)
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>>138904150
>Did you miss the guy literally coming to shitpost
Who? The lolicon or OP?
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>>138904195
>emoticons have been perfectly fine on 4chan
You can't possibly be this new.
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>>138904265
>>138902242
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>>138904262
That's completely false, and again those only became popular recently. We had tons of people that used ':]' and ';)' especially.
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>>138904275
Let me guess, you came here around 2010? Please tell me no sooner.
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>>138904291
Oh nice. Then I'm not doing anything wrong ;)
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>>138904329
You actually aren't. I fucking wish we could go back to when everyone wasn't such a tryhard, but it's never going to happen.
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>Mods are banning people
>Thread is still up
Why hot pockets are such useless fucks?It really seems like mixing MLP with junk food affected their capacity to think rationally.
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>>138904342
That's nice to know. Thank you.
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>>138904376
Anytime, fag.
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>>138904376
>>138904395
And don't let nobody call you a newfag just because you use emoticons. Even if you are a newfag, you're a newfag for other reasons.
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>>138904376
>>138904395
>>138904415
>mfw thinking of you hurting
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>>138904440
I don't understand /pol/ memes.
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>>138904329
>>138904376
I just want you to know that for reasons entirely superseding your use of emoticons you sound like a massive faggot and you should probably either leave this board or just kill yourself. Don't let some fag trying to make a point about the acceptability of emoticons sway you from the knowledge of what absolute worthless shit you are.
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>>138904415
>Using emoticons on a fucking imageboard
That's something that only a newfag would do, you can easily convey any feeling through images.

Besides, emoticons look like shit.
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>>138904470
Nothing wrong with that. It's a preference.
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>>138902704
>>138902817
Kill yourself french whore
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>>138904329
>>138904376
Stop fucking tripfagging, fuck off.
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>>138904395
>>138904415
>>138904468
>people are actually replying to that fucking cum dumpster slut.
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>>138904490
>preference.
No, I'm saying that you're probably new if you use emoticons instead of images on a imageboard.
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