At least it's an improvement compared to that chick that's cumming from imagining her brother getting fucked.
here you go
>>138718608
>>138720014
>>138721724
What the actual fuck?!?!?
Are these suppose to be witty? Fucking christ they seem like something a fucking tumblr porn sociologist would come up with for a damn witty blogging section in his college's humor section.
>>138723076
>everything I don't like is tumblr
Hush, child.
>>138723076
Do they sound witty to you, you fucking retard?
>>138723096
No, its the fact that what I said holds up to truth. They could as least be more original with it rather than using the same metaphors and situations to base this humorless rhetoric on.
>>138722625
I think I've read this one.
It's pretty hot.
>>138723204
>I expect the race that thinks hand holding is a big deal to write well written porn
>>138722388
>>138723293
Are hardly think they believe this, more over it becomes a popular trope in the context of their work and people follow it because it works for the mindless jobbers in Japan buying the manga. The only reason we even think this shit is natural is because we're basically following whatever they like and we just agree and go for it since it isn't our nations work.
They can write well-written porn, not in fallacy but try to actually be more positive about them in the writing department. I'm questioning and criticizing their overall word-play. I never said I hated it.
I fucking love these threads. Always bring a tear to my eyes.
>>138723853
Damn, son.
>>138721724
>the Rabuyan clip
kek, but there are quite a few worse ones they could have gotten from the same series
Why is nobody posting birds?
>>138723853
We got a rich fella around here.
>>138724008
I miss rabuyan
>>138724062
Bears>Birds
>>138721724
>but I'll take your virginity, mom
Every time.
>>138722019
>>138722570
>>138723076
>I'll be that guy
Holy fucking newfags, lurk more.
>>138721724
>kek doujins
Not this shit again.
>>138718608
>this thread
Someone post the thousand suns one with the math
>>138726564
I don't understand why they censor it at that point.
While you fags are arguing whether Kayano and Nagisa fucked or not. The more important question is whether the sniper couple fucked or not. They were more confirmed as a couple more than anyone in the series.
>>138727024
Wrong tab?
>>138727024
Wrong thread m8.
>>138720014
source
REMOVE OUTLANDER
>>138727140
mass effect
How bad am I if I know 90% of those not from captions but from actually reading the source?
>>138727157
Gets me every time
>>138727157
kek
>>138726564
I enjoyed that doujin tbqh
I've never thought about it until now, but these are actually absurd things to say, aren't they? I fap to doujinshi/h-manga every day but people would normally find these dialogs abnormal wouldn't they? I think they seem less ridiculous when they're paired with drawings.
>>138727585
The doujin dialogues aren't that strange when you realize what bizarre things people can say during intercourse.
>>138727696
>when you realize what bizarre things people can say during intercourse
>>138727157
Topkek! Saved.
>>138727590
This is a really weird Madoka doujin, isn't it?
>>138723427
upvoted
>>138727157
source?
>>138718608
Silly wording aside, I imagine it would be quite easy for a girl to get off to the thought of being impregnated even though it would be really bad if that happened
>>138727585
A lot of it is due to translation, but yes, if you talk like your animes during sex you will be seen as a weirdo
>>138730326
Yep
>>138731078
The Morrowind manga.
>>138731543
Source?
>>138731768
Just look up futa Madoka giantess it is pretty much the only doujin that will pop up.
>>138720014
ayy lmao
Do translators mistranslate because it's funny?
>>138723853
Rough life.
>>138727439
Sauce of this one please.
>>138722570
fuck off, faggot, you don't even know what that image is from, you shitlord meme loving fuck face
>>138726983
Why does this exist?
>>138721724
>one horned bitch destroyer
my sides
>>138726776
At least Tuna Empire tuned the weird shit into hilarious weird shit in this one
>>138726983
where do i find this
>>138726983
Now I'm imagining Hulk Hogan getting assfucked by a shota.
>>138723427
Are you legit autistic? Serious question, I mean, isnt it blimy obvious what this thread is about? The whole *point* is that they are nonsensical or hacknied.
Just look at them. Look at them and laugh.
>>138732275
kek i just jerked off to this
almost couldn't finish because of that note
>>138732019
06 [Marui Maru] Muchuu ni nari Sugite - Getting too focused (Double Wife Sand) [English] (Doujin-Moe)
Can you return the favor? >>138727140
>>138718608
>No "Satan guide my cock!"
>>138723498
Too far
>>138727116
>:D
Fuck off
>>138732408
Thanks, kind anon. Sadly I don't know the exact source of that but it could be this one, or not.
http://exhentai.org/g/611351/3e8bda98c2/
>>138732616
forgot to add:
[TYPE.90] Otonarisan wa Alien | My Neighbors Are Aliens
>>138732418
Too mainstream.
>>138725018
who are you quoting
>>138723292
Isn't it literally what that Harem Island is about?
>>138721724
>Madam, please start having sex with this siberian tiger
What the actual fuck? Whats the source for that one?
>>138723307
Source senpai.
>>138727157
Why are dark elves so shit? Why is there no elf genocide quest in TES?
>>138727214
>guts
Is this one of those yaoi berserk doujins? Ive always been curious about them but stay away in fear of shipfaggotry.
>>138727398
That dude looks to manly for your average incest h manga.
>>138732407
>>138723416
>>138723460
>>138731253
Dont wanna blogpost but youre kinda right. My old gf would leg lock me and cum when I whispered that I would keep fucking her until she gets knocked up.
>>138732067
Source?
>>138733789
Getting knocked up is a top tier fetish.
>>138733843
It really is anon. Especially when you keep fucking her and keep cumming inside to make certain she gets pregnant. All while howling like animals and kissing deeply.
I dont think a greater pleasure even exists anon.
>>138722496
>>138721724
>so this ts cat masturbation
>>138733928
>I will never experience it.
>>138723427
>>138723204
stop overthinking things, anon
>>138726605
because MUH LAW
>>138724921
FUCKING FILENAME
>>138723249
The author made another that was pretty similar. Dad with a son marries a mom with a daughter. They go to an onsen and everybody fugs.
>>138721724
>homura-chan's shit looks like a bunny
>>138727157
>skooma addict
>>138726776
Of all Maguro Teikoku's work, this is the one that I've struggled to finish the most
>>138723411
>Modern Japan's view on the Imperial Japanese in China.
>>138733964
An even better pleasure exists anon.When you watch another man do it to your significant other and make her howl and moan like an animal. When you watch as he makes her orgasm over and over again. When he hits pleasure spots deep in her pussy you cant fathom reaching. When she tells you she cant go back to your inferior prick. It hurts but feels so good.
>>138734617
I know what you're trying to do but I'm afraid that's not really going to work on me.
>>138734688
It's like I'm reading a script penned by Chuck Lorre, only without the canned laughter.
>>138718608
two years worth of ... made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly
>>138734803
What exactly do you suspect me of anon? I just like NTR porn. Unfortunately I am a cuck.
Id kill myself but I like living a bit too much.
Does anyone have "that was a good rape, eh?" "yeah, nothing can beat the dick, man"
>>138735086
Yeah source me anon. This I have to see.
Someone post that Takeda Hiromitsu one where she plays a trumpet with her ass.
>>138734298
That one was super hot. The daughter was an absolute semen demon.
>>138735213
Oh. Well, whatever. To each their own, I guess.
>>138721724
>This isn't...
>An esophagus anymore...
>It's a sexosophagus
lost it
>>138735261
No not to each their own. Im a disgrace anon. Im afraid to even have kids for fear that theyll be cucks too. I want to stop but its so fucking exciting.
Someone help me...
>>138735333
Okay, well, good luck with that, buddy.
>>138721724
>The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
>>138735333
nice trips tho
>>138735426
I ask for help and all you do is tell me to keep being a cuck? Youre a monster anon.
>>138735579
I can do nothing for you, non. I'm sorry. I'm definitely not one for breaking myself from obsessions.
this one's for all you 出来る folks
>>138735719
Goddammit. Why cant I be turned on by vanilla, futa or loli like other fags. Hell Id rather be a furry.
>>138735240
Sorry, no idea.
>>138735822
Hey, at least NTR is a vice you can actually partake in.
>>138722388
>>138723416
I dont think thats how it works
>>138735227
>>138727157
JUST REMOVE ELVES IN GENERAL
>>138735995
Look up mpreg.
>>138731693
No, I've seen this. It's Emergence by Shindol.
>>138727157
>>138735090
Did someone say glop? Because I think I heard someon say glop!
>>138735838
Id enjoy it maybe but its too fucking pathetic.
>>138723292
Amen
>>138723996
Gold
>>138727256
>Everytime I walk through a ghetto neighborhood
>>138721724
>...Ah, yes, is this the police? Two adults with their dicks hanging out are playing rock-paper-scissors beside an unconscious girl near an elementary school
>Dispatch operator: "Da phuq?"
>>138736630
I swear I've read this before
You know where it's from?
>>138737164
Yes.
>>138721724
>cover me with your entropy
That's my fetish.
>>138733682
nope, it's schierke x trolls, then guts
I love these threads.
>>138735013
What's this artist's name again?
Ive had a tug to his stuff before but I cant remember his name
>>138736505
Well memed, sir.
>>138721724
Who was that with the "mollusk" again? Nasu?
>>138732202
http://exhentai.org/g/795608/46c6ade4fb/