Can we please not let this thread be infested with shitposters? Let's please just talk about the anime and the manga in peace.
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
you asked for it
gay priest is here now
/jojo/ draw thread challenge:
Re-draw your favorite panel in MS paint.
The shittier, the funnier.
>>138713724
I didn't want to endure that stalebread fucking shitposting for another second, quit contributing to the problem.
>>138713596
You can't escape my stand [COURT OF THE SHITPOST KING]
Alright, how is it possible that The World and Star Platinum have the exact same fucking abilities?
That just doesn't make any sense, every stand should have a unique ability.
>>138713763
>stalebread
You mean like the same 500+ posts that shit up these threads anyway?
Whats the difference
>>138713782
Jotaro inherited it from DIO when DIO became one with Jonathan's body and shoe-horned himself into the Joestar bloodline.
VERY important
http://strawpoll.me/7101261
http://strawpoll.me/7101277
>>138713747
1000 hours in paint
Post your Jojos
Which Jojolion girl would you like to fuck?
Which jojolion girl would you deform and mutate with a stand power, and with what power?
Which bouillon girl would you deform with a stand power and then tuck, and them what power would you use on them?
>>138713842
How the fuck does that work? You can't inherit an identical copy of someone's stand, plus if that were the case he should have a variant of Hermit Purple since DIO got his stand long after Jotaro was even born.
>>138714048
>having sex
>with girls
>>138714078
Also DIO used a stand like Hermit Purple at the beginning of Part 3, but that's never noted again.
>>138713891
>0 vote for Stand Proud
Really?
Reminder that Joshuu did nothing wrong
>>138713747
>>138714043
>>138714189
That doesn't mean no one likes it or everyone hates it, it just means all the voters like one of the others more
Literally all the voters could have Stand Proud as their second favorite for all you know, but it would get no votes since its not favorite overall
>>138714078
The World and Star Platinum don't look alike.
And Star Platinum was awakened when The World was awakened.
>>138714157
That's Jonathan's stand. Jonathan's corpse, Joseph, and Holly were all cursed with shitty stands by DIO.
>>138714224
His entire character consists on being a loser
>>138714321
It's the same stand with a different skin, how can Araki get away with saying every stand has a unique ability but have the main character and the main villain of a part have a stand with the exact same power?
>>138714321
Why'd it stop at Holly then? Why wouldn't Jotaro have gotten some shitty vine stand?
Also, why was Holly's the only stand to disappear after DIO died? Wouldn't Joseph's and Jotaro's go away too by the logic that they were caused by DIO getting a stand?
>>138713747
the best draw challenges are when everyone draws the same thing
give us YOUR favorite panel and we'll all draw it
>>138714344
You shut your fucking mouth, Joshuu is a pure cinnamon roll, and he would have been the main character if Josuke hadn't fucked everything up.
>>138714417
I'm sure someone would bitch if I posted my favorite panel
>>138714378
>It's the same stand with a different skin
The World doesn't seem to have machine precision.
>how can Araki get away with saying every stand has a unique ability
I don't think this is ever claimed, ever.
>>138713747
2000000 hours in paint
>>138714418
>cinnamon roll meme
I will erase you
>>138714413
Holly's love was protecting her son.
She took the brunt of it, being the weakest living Joestar. Joseph survived the curse and obtained a stand because he's a hamon breathing super grandpa.
Holly's stand wasn't a stand, it was a curse. They call it a curse.
>>138714418
>tumblr bullshit
>Attempted rapist
>Pure
nice general thread guiz
>>138714418
He's not a Joestar tho
>>138714559
I think that fucking /co/ shit flooded the threads with shitposters and tumblr kiddies.
>>138714616
You may be right.
>>138714616
I don't think it's the /co/ threads.
They mostly keep to themselves aside from one or two problem children. These shitposters came on their own.
>>138714418
>cinnamon roll
Just kill yourself already
Do you guys think Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town will be the same as the past openings and sound like shit at first but grow on you?
That's literally how it's been with every other opening at least for me. Sono chi no Kioku sounded underwhelming as fuck when I first heard it but now I have it playing so often I think I might have listened to it more times than my favorite one
>>138713747
Why would you eat spaghetti like this?
>>138714514
Sauce on pic?
Dig the style
>>138714804
I'm going to be completely honest with you, if I had enough skill to pull that shit off I'd do it all the time if I could
>>138714780
The only one i liked immediately was bloody stream
>>138714873
>He didn't get hype with JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-JO
How?
>>138714811
OC from someone I know. She started a lot of Jojo stuff
>>138714804
is this the new rohan chapter? don't remember him doing this trick before.
What the fuck Araki
>>138714780
sounds pretty good to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnhrbjOzBck
>>138715226[G R A N D D A D] ?
Part 8 is shit so far.
>>138715203
welp time for off topic shitstorm about furries
>>138715302
how is it having shit taste?
This is fucking stupid
>>138715203
please delete this
>>138715302
please delete this as well
>>138715385
isn't heaven's door usable only on living things
>>138715479
Not anymore.
>>138713747
Far too long in paint.net
>>138713747
cold blooded motherfuckers
>>138715674
>>138715571
>>138714784
>>138714487
>>138714253
>>138714142
>>138714043
amazing
>>138714259
what am i looking at here
I'm completely caught up on JoJo and I've read all of the spin-offs. What now?
Just a thought, but why hasnt Araki made a David Bowie stand yet? Better yet which song would be perfect for a stand name?
pic related: My proposal
>>138713747
>>138714452
Jesus, this took a while.
>>138716021
SCARY MONSTERS
AND SUPER CREEPS
>>138716102
>>138716020
Shitpost for 16 more days until episode 1 of part 4.
>>138716021
>why hasnt Araki made a David Bowie stand yet?
Scary Monsters
>>138716021
Lazarus or Rebel Rebel
>>138716020
All of the spin offs?
You can wait for the new season/PV, shitpost, create memes/OC, watch the anime with us tonight, or read another manga
>>138716252
Im guessing Rohan at Louvre and Deadman Questions
>>138715863
>>138714857
This to be honest.
Imagine doing this in front of your bros.
I know I would be impressed as fuck.
cytube dot be /r/JOJO_STREAMAN
Streaming some quality jojo material
>>138715203
wait, what the fuck is this?
>>138716252
>>138716397
Rohan at the Lourve, Deadman's Questions, Rohan Goes To Gucci, Thus Spoke Rohan Kiushube, and PHF
>>138716481
Stop recommending just DMQ. It's only one part of Under Execution, Under Jailbreak and the whole thing is worth reading.
>>138716440
amazing
>>138716629
But DMQ is separate from the rest of UEUJ and it's the only JoJo-related thing.
ATTENTION
I'LL BE STREAMING THE BAOH OVA AT 9 PM EST TONIGHT. BE THERE OR BE RECTANGLE.
cytube dot be /r/JOJO_STREAMAN
>>138716873
I'll come if it's in Japanese.
>>138716814
>But DMQ is separate from the rest of UEUJ
No it's not.
>and it's the only JoJo-related thing.
Well, it does include one of the Rohan chapters too, but either way I don't see why you'd tell people to skip the other two stories.
>>138716940
It's the dub
>>138717149
Well shit.
>>138717149
Why
>>138713747
oh jeez
>>138717149
>It's the dub
You're a cheeky motherfucker, I'll give you that.
Would you join the ex-drug squad if it meant that you get a cool stand and that Fugo gets wrecked without any casualties on your side, with the downside that you become a crazy a addict?
>>138713747
>>138717508
>Narcotics Squad
You know, they seemed like a pretty tight knit group, so maybe it wouldn't be bad. But really, outside of old bro, they were all seemingly fucking unstable as hell. Especially dolly dagger guy, he was goddamn nuts, and I couldn't trust him not to kill me over a joke that was a little too sarcastic for him.
>>138715226
i's basically rock version of OP from The Flintstones
cytube dot be /r/JOJO_STREAMAN
GIT IN HERE
STREAMING JOJO CRINGE AND THEN BAOH AT 9 PM EST
>>138717984It's exactly that.
>>138715385
>>138715479
>>138715524
>still can't save a guy whose having a heart attack
Rohan is absolutely useless.
>>138713891
I want poll nigger to leave.
You should already know that favored OP is Bloody Stream by a decent margin and ED is fucking Roundabout by a landslide.
>>138718019
is this seriously is going to be Part 4 OP, or somebody is trolling?
>>138718255
It's the part 4 ED. One guy has been saming about this for a week.
>>138718297
OP, I mean.
>>138718255
It's the confirmed ED, how can you not know that yet? Holy shit.
>>138718255
They're trying to be funny, here's the real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ci8ja3MO_w
>>138715203
What in za waldo is this?
![[Some-stuffs]_Jojo's_Bizarre_Adventure_18_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_AAC)_[80613DD1].mkv_snapshot_06.26_[2016.03.16_19.33.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7FTHBmK.jpg "[Some-stuffs]_Jojo's_Bizarre_Adventure_18_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_AAC)_[80613DD1].mkv_snapshot_06.26_[2016.03.16_19.33.51].jpg")
NAAAAISU
>>138713747Not actually my favorite. I'm just lazy.
>>138717831
>Gyro's face
Jesus Christ.
>>138717831
>>138717282
>>138716102
>>138714784
>>138714259
>>138714253
>>138714142
>>138714043
I LIKE IT
>>138713747
I did my best
>every stand user in PHF had a stand named after a Jimi Hendrix song
>most of them were crazy addicts
>Jolyne's stand is named after a Jimi Hendrix song
Jolyne confirmed for
M A D D E N E D
C R A C K
W H O R E
>>138719372
Forgot the face sweat
>>138716020
Read Duwang
>>138713747
I've posted this before
but i love it
>>138719372
>>138719482
i love it
>>138714413
Holly was the last person to bear the name "Joestar".
>>138719836
SMUG
Are they not allowed to say "Nazi"?
>>138719766
Thank you anon, that means a lot
>>138720017
That's a pretty damn good Kyou not gonna lie
>>138713747
>>138720083
Surprisingly good
>>138719836
THAT SMUG
>>138718009
Oh shit Baoh? I'm joining.
>no one drawing beetle battles
>Leave the stream to me
>>138713747
I am so fucking bad at drawing holy shit.
>>138720872
>that fucking undertale dio thing
>>138720958
Better that the smosh video, that was pue cringe
STREAMING BAOH IN 20 MINUTES
cytube dot be /r/JOJO_STREAMAN
>>138720958
FUCKING ANGRY
FUCKING ANGRY
FUCKING ANGRY
FUCKING ANGRY
FUCKING ANGRY
Post shitty OC stands and I'll draw them
>>138714418
>Cinnamon Roll
Tumblr be gone
>>138719881
Apparently 70 or so years after the fact, people are still sensitive about it.
>>138721109
We didn't even get to thatfucker skipped all the kung pow videos
>>138721126
Don't bother watching it's the dub
>>138721269
>>138714690
>>138714514
What's cinnamon roll supposed to mean?
>>138721641
A term for cute and pure that originated on tumblr.
Most would refer to Yasuho as one, for example.
>vento translations are at the white album fight
>>138721641http://www.theonion.com/article/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-to-35038
And so many an edit was born. Born immediately smothered of course.
>>138716472
>>138718657
this is from Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe, i think it's Episode 6
>>138713747
>>138722683
original panel just for comparison
Post Gappys
>>138723075
He makes me happy.
>>138723075
Post Hot Pants
>>138723150
>>138723201
>not actual hot pants
>>138723116
Why was she looking at him like that?
Could she see Soft & Wet?
BAOH HE HAS A LASER CANON!
>>138723870
Did you even read the manga?
>>138724136
Yes, but I must have missed something I guess?
>>138724261
Yes, good guess.
>>138724136
>>138724296
So no answer then?
Can someone enlighten me where does these two got their stand names? Also, what would be each of their powers?
>>138724376
KILL YOURSELF
>>138724376
Stop.
Reminder: don't reply.
>>138724324
Yes, good guess. How do you do that?
>>138724376
Christ.
The worst part is it's all bait. They've figured that out on the /co/ threads since they started, you're just trying to start shit.
>>138724433
Looks like you figured out my [STAND]
>>138713891
>Stand Proud - 6%
>>138714044
>tfw that's going to be Star Platinum: The World's default color scheme in DiU
>>138724620
It makes me not regret pre-ordering the SAS even more.
>>138715203
CRABS
>>138724376
kek
it won't stop
The OVA was pretty cool. I should read Baoh.
>>138715674
I still want to fuck Narancia. [If he were a girl.]
Did Joseph impregnate Josuke's mom before or after SC?
>>138725146
before, josuke got sick just like Holly
>>138725146
Before, I think Josuke was 4 when SDC took place.
>>138725146
Before, possibly. Some people think that scene where Josuke is ill as a kid takes place during SC and that was his stand awakening.
Why the fuck was Baoh axed?
>>138725393
It's a shame. Boah was easily one of my more liked character designs by araki.
>>138725393
it was too fucking metal for audiences
>>138715203
this rabbit dude comes from a traditional asian fairy tale. a rabbit that lives in the moon and make the medicine of immortality.
also,in asia , moon represents family reunion,which is the theme of this rohan spin-off
>Some people think that scene where Josuke is ill as a kid takes place during SC and that was his stand awakening.
It's not "some people think", it's goddamn fact. If Josuke were born after SC, that would make him no more than 11 years old during DIU.
>>138718255
>>138726077
Alright, I wasn't sure if it was just fan theory.
>>138726171
This panel just keeps getting better
Araki is thinking up a new part. What happens in it /a/?
>>138726294
He goes on hiatus
>>138726294
Ikuro gets a stand
>>138726294
A dog will die on every page
>>138726294
Joey Joestar has a punchghost Stand which he just uses as an extra pair of arms so he can use 4 guns at once. He doesn't get involved in mind battles and prefers to quickly kill his enemies. He also doesn't do poses, dresses normally and calls everyone who does those things gay.
It will be the last part in the series and wrap things up for both universes. Joey will also marry Yasuho, NTRing Josuke in the process, but will be an abusive and unfaithful husband. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure will end with him raping Yasuho after beating her up for not cooking dinner.
>>138726294
Pro Wrestling in Mexico
>>138726294
Jorge Joestar's adventures in the british airforce during WW1.
Okay, just wanna make I've got this straight. The current best translation for Part 5 is the stuff that the Jojo's Colored Adventure guys have been working on, right?
>>138727104
Yes.
>>138715203
Even for Araki, this guy looks like a total jackass.
>>138727104
They're not quite as good as the invincible trio guys who did part 4, but they're doing a pretty great job.
I don't understand how part 5 has taken this long to get a decent translation when the international fanbase fellates it constantly, yet part 6 and part 4 have excellent translations.
>>138727336
But part 4 is one of the most popular, while 5 is one of the most disliked.
>>138727411
Part 5 is supposedly really popular in Europe and Japan.
>>138727411
... In the west. It's the opposite in the east. Then again, these ARE the translations.
would part 4/5 have been more interesting if:
polnareff replaces jotaro in pt 4
jotaro helps giorno instead of polnareff and doesnt get stuck in a turtle
>>138725393
I love Baoh, especially the manga. It's just pretty mediocre as far as it's plot goes.
Ever watch/read Guyver? It's the same concept but just executed a bit better, plus the series came out at nearly the exact same time. Baoh in 1984 to 1985, and Guyver from 1985 + that manga is still fucking publishing.
They have very similar plots, both are teenagers that have their bodies turned into alien-like beings due to Biological enhancements/a parasite and have to deal with the government. Araki probably wouldn't have been able to make a proper sequel to the manga without people going "Hurrr, just like Guyver" since Guyver covers both Monsters, Aliens, The government, Classmates, Romance, and other things.
Baoh is just really simple in both concept and execution, it's overall pretty lackluster if you're not a fan of 80s action , I think Araki realized he wanted to make something more unique and moved on to JoJo.
Also read the manga.
>>138727493
He said international fanbase.
>>138727490
I dunno about Europe, I'm pretty sure we're not some crazy continent with tastes and translations that vastly differ from America's.
>>138727531
The only thing about part 5 I didn't like was how the "Jotaro investigating Giorno" bit was dropped so fast.
So maybe a follow up on that would've been nice, but Jotaro already had a bigrole in part 4.
>>138727531
>polnareff replaces jotaro in pt 4
>jotaro helps giorno instead of polnareff
>European in Japan and Japanese dude in Europe
>>138727576
I seriously thought you were talking about McGyver and I had to reread those first few sentences a few times before I realised I'm retarded.
>>138727603
I mean the parts of Europe outside the anglosphere, like Italy and France, that got official, competent translations.
>>138727726
So two countries, one of which is just as bad at English as Japan? I'm not sure how much I'd trust rumours about the popularity of the parts in those countries.
>>138713747
Explain why we can't copy the BW translation and paste it into the colored scans?
>>138728090
You mean from the current retranslated BW scans? I wonder that too.
>>138728090
laziness
>>138728090
BW?
>>138713596
Does any anon have the image of OVA Jotaro where he looks like a roided up ogre? It had a like a close up of his neck or something. Google image isn't getting me the right image.
>>138728230
black and white
>>138728305
Because they will be black and white I guess.
>>138726606
Joshuu's Bizarre Adventure
>>138728334
you're trying my patience
>>138728417
That's such a random thing to screenshot in this game. Surely you've seen this same line in the manga and/or anime before?
>>138728470
i guess
>>138716481
>didn't read nikola tesla
go read it.
I don't get it, what was the joke ?
>>138728688
this
>>138725244
>>138725146
It's not "some people think," SDC was in 1987-88 and Josuke was born in '83. He was 4 during SDC and 16 in '99 during DIU. There's a fucking coherent timeline
>>138728728
thanks
>>138728688
>>138724376
Fuck off back to /co/mblr asshat.
>>138724376
>tfw people are going to hate Daffy because of this shit
And he's my favorite Looney Tunes character.
Would Johnny have lost in part 7 if it was Trump with D4C instead of Funny? Which president would have the best Stand?
>>138729108
Only if trump switched places with Valentine.
>>138728688
The joke is that if you like Jojo, you better be blazing it like Araki
>>138729108
Almost certainly. I don't think that Trump would've chased Lucy around trying to rape her, meaning she'd never hide in the chimney, meaning she'd never get pregnant with Jesus, meaning no Love Train. No Love Train means he'd get brained by Ball Breaker.
>>138726294
I want Achtung Baby, Shizuka Joestar the child of Yasuho and Gappy with her stand to turn things invisible to fuck shit up
>>138713747
What I've done?
How many episodes do you think we're getting? My tisms are acting up and I've been trying to fit everything into 36 because 48 is too much.
>>138729571
Pretty nice anon.
>>138729636
48 with filler. Given how painless the Stardust Crusaders filler was, and how much more receptive Part 4's atmosphere and pacing will be to pointless bullshit, the filler shouldn't be so bad.
>>138729571
I refuse to believe you did this in MS Paint using just a mouse.
>>138729701
there was filler in sdc? the only thing i remember was dio having nukesaku firing a shotgun at him
>>138729636
Stardust Crusaders had 152 chapters, and 48 episodes. Dividing that, that comes to about 1 episode per 3 chapters.
Diamond is Unbreakable had 174 chapters, so if we keep that trend that'd come out to about 58 episodes. We probably wont be getting that many, so I'd say 48 is probably what we'll get.
So what are the ability's of Donald Trump's 『The Wall』?
>>138729766
FUCK sorry, I hate how trips stay on automatically
>>138729786
It is similar to Josuke's crazy diamond but can only restore something back to it's greatest form.
>>138729786
stumping people with ease and causing them to 『Retire』
>>138729729
The Egypt half had some Iggy scenes that never happened in the manga. IIRC him wandering into the Mariah and Anubis fights were filler. It was pretty well done, since it further cemented Iggy as a little piece of garbage.
I think Jotaro calling Holly in the submarine was filler as well.
>>138729802
Isn't that basically Strength?
>>138729729
I think they flaired up a lot of 2 panel flashback stuff, mostly with DIO being menacing and whatnot. The whole Kakyoin's childhood thing is a good example, also with the different pacing of finding out The World's power.
>>138729766
Yeah 48 makes sense, and if they're going to market it into 2 parts like SDC was then I'm at a loss as to how they're going to stretch out Finding Kira. SHA ends after 100ish chapters and there's only 70ish more to go so I think it would be hard for them to really stretch the second half in a good way. Fuck everything if Enigma Boy is 2 episodes long.
>>138729945
Why didn't DIO just use Strength as his base? Or hijack a ship? It'd be much harder to find DIO out at sea.
>>138729945
>>138729991
I think after 100 years of submersion Dio was a little bit sick of the sea and/or motion of waves, hence the trip to egypt. He definitely could've abused Forever a little better though.
>>138729945
>>138729699
Thanks.
>>138729711
It took me 50 minutes and I had to use ctr+z almost every stroke.
>>138729966
>Fuck everything if Enigma Boy is 2 episodes long.
Enigma Boy deserves so much better. Can anybody think of a stand battle that better represents the perfect stand battle formula?
>enemy introduces power by turning it on ally
>protagonists scramble to piece together how it works and hunt for the stand user
>enemy introduces a clever application of the power to get the edge on the protagonist
>protagonist gets blindsided by ANOTHER new application of the power
>protagonist counters with a clever use of their own power, defeating the user
The only other one I can think of off the top of my head is Sale's Kraftwerk.
>>138713747
I'm going full retard and posting my speculation on these episodes. If they do 13 episodes per cour then I got something else in mind.
Ep 1: Jotaro Kujo meets Josuke Higshikata
Ep 2: Josuke meets Angelo
Ep 3: The Nijimura Brothers (The Hand fight + entering house)
Ep 4: The Nijimura Brothers (Bad Company + Chili pepper)
Ep 5: Koichi's Echoes
Ep 6: Hazamada's Surface
Ep 7: Yukako is in Love (Yandere + Kidnapping)
Ep 8: Yukako is in Love (Studying + Fight)
Ep 9: Let's Eat Italian
Ep 10: Red Hot Chili Peppers (vs Hand)
Ep 11: Red Hot Chili Peppers (vs Diamond)
Ep 12: Something Dangerous
Ep 13: Manga-Ka's House (Visit + Suspicion)
Ep 14: Manga-Ka's House (Fight + Flashback)
Ep 15: Let's go Hunting
Ep 16: Rohan's Adventure
Ep 17: Shigechi's Harvest (Jewing + Bank)
Ep 18: Shigechi's Harvest (Bank + Chase + Fight)
Ep 19: Kira wants a Quiet Life (Kira sneaking + discovery)
Ep 20: Kira wants a Quiet Life (Fight + People of Morioh-cho)
Ep 21: Yukako wants to be Cinderella
Ep 22: Sheer Heart Attack (Shop + First fight)
Ep 23: Sheer Heart Attack (Echoes fight + Kira Escape)
Ep 24: Atom Heart Father + Kira's New Life preview
>>138730181
I didn't mean to imply it sucked, I meant that it was too short and if they turned a fight like that into 2 episodes then David would be really grasping for filler.
>>138730188
>>138729966
>>138730181
Which one was Enigma Boy again? That was rock paper scissors, right?
>>138730247
enigma was the fear fag
boyz 2 men was RPS
>>138730247
Yeah, that was him. And Rock Paper Scissors Kid was the kid with paper. Yeah.
>>138730254
Oh right, I knew it was either him or RPS.
