The last one was purged for some reason, so I figured that I'd create a new one (A Lala one for a change).
>>138696134
It was purged because /a/ mods are actually not lazy this time and deleted all generals from /a/, including KanColle and Monmusu generals.
Please move to >>>14930337
>>138696188
/jp/
>>>/jp/14930337
>>138696134
MonMus threads were back on /a/ for probation
You've failed, and are again banished to /jp/
>>138696188
I'll believe it when this thread 404's.
>>138696322
Even when this thread is purged, what's stopping another anon from making a new one immediately after other than non-sleeping mods?
Face it, we never had any anime or manga discussion for 10 consecutive threads, and other than the game discussion that actually has sustenance (but sadly still not /a/), the best discussions this thread has is which OP gets to post their girl up first.
Why does it even hurt to post in /jp/ anyway if all we do is waifuwarring?
>>138696418
because it's implying there is other conversation in /a/ that's worth more than what goes on in here. I've seen fucking Naruto threads on the front page
Why is that allowed
>>138696418
Jp threads have the problem of not dying for ages after bump limit. I generally read/post during US night hours(ie to/during/fromwork), which makes it hard enough following discussions sometimes, but my phone sometimes can't load threads with something like 1000 or more replies.
>>138696521
Don't ask me, ask the mods. (Or maybe because nobody reported the Naruto generals)
Mods have already 404'ed the majority of Kancolle threads in /a/ and pruned two MonMusu threads today as well.
>>138696522
I hate to say this, butyou probably wouldn't miss much unless you're here for game discussion.
All I can say is, we're allowed to post in /a/ when there are new chapters or possibly new season 2 anime episodes, but no more than that. We're not really supposed to post 24-7 circlejerking threads about which waifu is the best on /a/.
>>138696582What game are you speaking about ? Monster Girl Quest ?
>>138696651
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou Online.
>>138696582
I hang around forart, stats, game discussion. The pasta is a problem, but if we respond, it just feeds them. We could try reporting it, but the only one I've seen it work for is the "he's a cyborg" one.
>>138696725
Well yeah, but keeping monmusu threads on /a/ for the sake of game discussion will also open up a pavement for shitposting, circlejerking and waifuwarring, which will get us pruned in the end anyways.
The last 4 threads including the pruned ones have constant unrelated gigantes posting, blogposting, /fit/ gainz discussion, unrelated mothgirls posting, hitomiposting and whose-girl-will-be-the-OP-image posting.
You're monsterfu a shit. Discuss
>>138696895
Let's discuss why moon and mermaid is the best song.
>>138696960
My Sweet Feelings was surprisingly good, although maybe it's just that my expectations were significantly lowered by Kiss Me Darling.
>>138696895
>>138696960
>>138697010
>/jp/ discussion
>>>/jp/14930337
Just stop, everytime some anon attempts to come up with a pathetically short topic just by mentioning "Title, discuss", it ends up having a shorter half-life than carbon-16 and in the end just reduces to "I want to marry this snake" or "Zombina is the best girl".
Papi wadumb.
>>138697042
See this faggot? Completely proving me correct.
One hour in after 11 threads of nothing anime/manga and we still have nothing.
>>138697028
Actually, it seems like the discussions are short if posted at this hour, but then a couple hours later, an American wakes up, decides he likes talking about it, and it continues. Likewise, if I was asleep and a discussion topic comes up 3 hours before I wake up, I'll respond. It's just the nature of it. Unless someone wants to come up withMonMusuChanor something.
>>138697130
You do have a point. But how many American anons will be interested in music discussion? How many more will be interested in unrelated subjects? From all the threads I've been to so far, the majority content of the threads is still "My waifu is the best and yours a shit", and even the music/game discussions aren't even /a/.
>>138697028
>>138697202
Preach all you like, you won't be able to stop these threads by complaining about what gets posted.
The only way these threads will die is with mod support, so until then please just give it a rest. You're far more off topic than any other kind of discussion that goes on here
>>138697042
Not stupid, just naive and forgetful!
>>138697245
That's the point, mods are working this time. Two threads pruned in a day.
I will stop talking about this problem any further, but I doubt this thread will last long, just like the other two today.
>>138697267
Dat is a dang lie. We all know she's a birdbrain.
>>138697322
Yeah, she just didn't want to get aborted, that's all
>>138697080
whoa whoa whoa, anon you need to relax being that stressed surly isn't good for your heart.
>>138697300
It's just a new mod that is being overly strict, they've deleted 5 loli thread in the past 3 days too. Loli threads are a staple of /a/ no matter how much you hate them or think it's pedo bait, they've never been deleted before unless one anon goes too far and starts posting lewd
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>138697426
But she's mean to poor Lala! She's the real monster here.
>>138697473
Honestly, this is why I find most claims about Lala's supernatural abilities too outlandish to believe. You could argue that she's maintaining her facade of being a harmless girl subject to the whims of the all-powerful Nippon government, but she's showing way too much genuine fear of deportation and exile.
>>138697473
She's tsundere. Eventually we'll get a chapter where Smith risks her own life to save the girls, then passes it off as "I-I-IIt's just because if you died I'd have to do loads of paperwork, dummy."
If the migration finally happens this time it won't be too bad. Jaypee is comfy. Sure it'll take a thread three days to die, but there are advantages to having bigger longer threads.
And what Monster Girl doesn't like things that are big and long?
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>138697614
Are you honestly trying to tell me that this girl is not death incarnate?
>>138697732
Cerea's mom.
>>138697732
>And what Monster Girl doesn't like things that are big and long?
Mostfemale centaurs
Is the OVA out yet?
>>138697839
https://days.to/until/12-november
>>138697799
>>138697813
B-Bishies have decently sized members! It's big!
>>138697792
Her only proven, 100% indisputable abilities are
>harmless cranial detachment
>talking to those at death's door
Teleportation had been hinted at, but is not ironclad.
>>138697839
OAD releases in November, I think.
>>138697867
You missed one
>being cute as fuck
If you guys could change one thing from the anime what would it be?
>>138696134
>Dose dullahan thighs
I love Papi!
>>138698667
>Idiot
>Can't smooch her in public without getting the cops called on you
>Hollow, lightweight bones prohibit rough play
>Stupid
>Needs constant caring for, like a toddler
>Will probably cheat on you because she's
>A FUCKING IDIOT
Papi a worst.
>>138698667
But would you be Papi?
>>138698790
How could anyone think she's a child with those egg laying hips.
>>138698593
Removing Luz.
>>138698790
>idiot
Naive and forgetful
>can't smooch
Fuck off Australian
>rough play
Tender loving you sadist
>stupid
See above
>constant care
Not even once, she looks after others and has motherly instincts
>will probably cheat
You seem to think that no one else in the world is capable of cheating on anyone other than Papi. You're, to quote yourself
>A FUCKING IDIOTPapi a best
>>138698841
This post gave me cancer
>>138699077
Papi is great, but i think she's more friend material thank waifu. I'd like to chill out and play games and stuff, but hell no to having her as gf
>>138698667
Papi's the cutest!
>>138697786
she's an eldritch abomination, not your waifu
>>138699265Thank you for replying to me almost every thread
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
>>138699409
I'll bully the bishonen with hugs and kisses
I like big girls with big appetites like Tio
>>138699404no problem
>>138699210
Id love to have a dumb klutz of a friend like papi.I'll take any friends now that I think about it..
>>138696188
>>138696312
Sorry, I don't know that mods purged them out of /a/.
>>138697929
And beign a bully target
>>138700339
Ignore him, probably some mad horsefag.
From the official twitter account
>>138700618
>>138700618
>Two Manakos
>The rest of MON barely visible behind the logo
Someone hasgood taste
>>138700681
>liking human with one eye
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?
>>138700654
>>138700795
>>138700842
Okay, this is funny
>>138700893
>>138700893
>>138700842
I bet the mods are having aneurysms right about now...
>>138700654
What am I looking at
>>138701144
Everyday life with monster girls, almost.
BD release of the webshorts with much peeping tom fun to be had.
>>138701309
Well I do love me some monster nipples
>>138700983
Look how flat they are. God helps us if Auntie-Loli mod is still around.
>>138700947
First one for each girl is Oyasumi(just plain counting). Second is Oyasumi Extra(with all the chuuni crap).
What was that phrase darling says when he recalls his dark past?
>>138701541
TF's take on it.
>>138701491
I though that Lala was the only one with two versions
>>138700983
But those are related to the anime and manga
>>138701144
The only nipples you will see in those webshorts
>>138701541
"Ja, jodan stern" or something like it. It's a 2ch meme. Guy there says he used to randomly utter it into his flip phone to spook people.
>>138698790
>>Can't smooch her in public without getting the cops called on you
>not living dangerously
>>138701658
The one you heard in the original shorts="extra" version. The regular one would literally be one sheep, two sheep, etc. all the way to 100 without all the other things.
Maybe it's really just a very strict mod 5-6 hours ago lurking around /a/ banning generals.
Doesn't seem like this is affected,despite being almost the same as ever with less unrelated content compared to the last two threads.
I love papi
>>138701725
It's spring break which would explain the influx of autismos who report "generals"
>>138701725
I actually don't mind this new mod as long he bans generals and just keeps the other threads up, he's okay.He should also delete the porn threads that make it over here.
>>138701786
Unfortunately these threads as of late are actual generals.
Literally, the last 3-4 threads were fags raging over who gets to post their waifus first on a new thread, followed by horsepussy discussions (again).
>>138701658
>The only nipples you will see in those webshorts
I hold out hope for hammock Rachnera with no foreground web.
>>138701878
>Literally, the last 3-4 threads were fags raging over who gets to post their waifus first on a new thread, followed by horsepussy discussions (again).
Well maybe people just got tired of seeing horseshit on the front page every thread.
>>138701786
Plus, the meta discussion really isn't helping either.
>>138701725
For a while there were dual threads: one that jumped the gun on creation, wouldn't get filtered for the delicate, but was chugging along; and another that wasn't a preemie, was filterable, but barely sputtered along. Duels typically get both yanked, to remind people not to do that. I wasn't here at the end, but I assume that's what happened.
>>138697786
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
>>138702162
>Spaces after meme arrows
Anon confirmed on mobile.
>>138700618
Have any BD groups talked about doing these?
>>138702162
Sire Darling is much wiser than thou art: she is in fact a terrible frenchman.
>>138697786
I am still well salty that we didn't get Doppel nips during her chapter.
>>138700842
>>138700893
>>138702365
Doppel wearing clothes is way sexier than Doppel with nip-slip.
>>138702365
We did. Here, I highlighted them for you.
>>138702488
see you in 3 days anon
>>138702453
I don't read this manga for clothing.
I want to cum in Centorea's Shianus.
Am I a bad person?
>>138703396
>Wanting to fuck an actual horse's ass.
I mean, if that's what youre into. Just stay away from any crowded city.
>>138703396
no, but you're into horses and thats close enough
>>138703396
>Am I a bad person?
Yes, for wanting a horse.
>>138703396
>inb4 horsefucker.webm
>>138704142
>.webm
>not .webms
>>138703396
Somewhere there is a capture of /tg/'s horse anus discussion. Note the phrase "sphinctoral guillotine" in it. Think long and hard about whether or not you'll ever be long and hard again before you try playing the back 9 with her.
Reminder that Bucket Suu is he log in reward for this round, be sure not to miss her.
>>138704168
for me its just become teasing, I no longer particularly care about criticizing another's tastes
>>138704284
Noted. Bucket Suu will be mine.
>>138704325
Don't go for the horse. It's overprotective.
>>138704325
You know, Rachnee would be far better off climbing up on Cerea's back. There she could nibble on her ears, fondle her chest, stroke her here and there with pedipalps, grind against Cerea's human horse interface, and use a rear leg or ovipositor to give Cerea somthing to wink about.
>>138704564
My waifu is Spider
>>138704615
wew lad
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>>138704615
...Continue. I would like to know more about how Rachnee and Cerea do the lewd lesbian monster dance.
>>138703832
>>138704039
There's nothing wrong with horse pussy.
>>138704284
Google translate suggests you can't miss her.
>>138704210
>.webms
>not .txt
>>138704709
Did you know that you can make carrot jam? It's hard to get out of all the chitinous crevices without a little help from your friends though.
>>138703832
>>138704039
>>138704734
Proto-Darling always looked like he was having fun with proto-Cerea.
>>138704734
Horse pussy = Heresy
>>138705117
He knows what's good in life
>>138705122
Centaurs are love.
>>138698593
Speed of production with magical non-dropping quality.
>>138705122
Reminder that the Emperor approves of monstergrills.
>>138705122
>Worshiping a corpse
>>138705457
You say something lad?
>>138705302
the emperor approves of furries, scalies are heresy
>>138705517
Yeah. You're fuckin dead and your children formed a cult around your body, perverting your message into fear of death
>>138705651
This is an excellent way to go out. Whats you point?
Deification, especially deification of a monarch is a timeless concept, and one everyone gets a boner over
>>138705211
Centaurs are never love. They use you as their teasers to mate with stallions. Best ger an oger, a devil, or a monoeye.
>>138698593
Put the gym chapter back in and finish with an anime original ending where a real truck smashes Kurusu flat after he raises all those death flags.
>>138705966
Go to drunk, Human Defense Leaguer, you're obviously sleep.
>>138706001
At least he'll be free, the girls will have to be with new owners though. Maybe end up with ones that will bully them just like Draco.
>>138706195
Are ogers, monoeyes, and devils consider human?
>>138706321
Horny, one eye, extra horny. Pretty close.
>>138706245
>owners
That's dark, anon.
>>138706364
Oh come on. You know it's true. Why else would they allow us to return them if we no longer need them or that we sell them to a new one like Rachnera?
>>138704142
I've only ever saw the chicken and snek one.
>>138706994
I've seen chicken, snek, horse, coyote, fish(blowjob), so frankly, nothing fucking-related posted here really shocks me any more.
>>138707202
I've seen spider. And zombie.
>>138698660
i want those thighs wrapped around my head as she strokes my dick with her feet
>>138703396
>love Cerea's character
>can't get it up for her horse half
feelsbadfam
>>138707537
My brother.
>>138707537
How would that work?
If she's stroking your dick with her feet, she has to have the back of your head in her crotch meaning you won't be able to eat her out.
>>138707624
I have a better solution, have her sit on your face as she strokes your dick with her feet.And she's rocking frilly stockings and pantyhose.
>>138707672
Jesus anon.
>>138707672
My nigga.
I love frilly lingerie.
>>138707672
Stupid sexy dullahans.
>>138707624
'Tis better to receive than give, anon.
Just go for passionate kissing of her detached head while she toe taps.
>>138707672
L-lewd.
>>138707672
Wasn't there that one pic where Darling was doing laundry and saw Lala's frilly panties? So it sounds like she's a canon frilly underwear lover.
>>138707537
>>138707672
>>138707759
I need more official lewd art of her
>>138707784
>He doesn't give when he receives.
How rude.
Lala would not approve.
>>138707672
wew lad that some erotic fantasies ya got there
>>138707672
Nothing in this world gives me boners like the thought of stockings on a woman with damn sexy legs.
>>138707672
>ywn kiss and massage lala's toes while she's wearing frilly midnight blue stockings
>>138707814
Yeah, she uses frilly girly panties
>>138707814
>>138707968
Forgot pic
>>138708023
But those are Darling's frilly panties
>>138707948
id say she would look good with a purple or black pedicure to go with that beautiful smooth blue skin
>>138707940
Fellow brethren.
stockings, pantyhose, black knee high socks are my favorite
>>138708078
Goddamn, I'm not even a Lalafag. What's happening to me?
>>138705866
The Emperor never wanted that. He extinguished all other religions specifically for that reason.
>>138708207
You can appreciate a sexy woman even when you're with another anon.
>>138708023
Man, Lala is a good girl. If I had to rank them. It would go
>Miia(She grew on me despite her jealousy and failure as a housewife)
>Mero (Love her chapter and how she want's to love Darling and not be a cuck anymore)
>Lala(She's only a little bit better than below)
>Rachnera = Cerea(Only downside about these two is their body types and lack of chapters/character development)
>Shit
>Everyone else
>>138708228
Yes, Anon, that is the Imperial Truth
But I'm just pointing out that most WH40K readers have a boner over the concept of a deified emperor
>>138708078
Surely I cant be the only anon here who finds painted nails on a woman off-putting?
It ruins a nice natural look
>>138708276
>cerea's lack of character development
I thought she had nice development, with her introduction, that episode (or chapter for you manga fags) where she and Darling spent the day together, and when her mom visited.
Also
>shit: suu
Genuinely curious about this.
>>138708346
To me it's like lipstick.
It can look nice if done right, but for the most part it's like kissing a big layer of wax.
Plus the different colors can just make a woman have clown makeup.
Granted, painted nails aren't that bad but that's just how I compare it.
>>138708207
The subliminals in the manga are starting to work on you. Soon, you'll realize that the more legs the merrier. Next Rachnee stops looking scary, because she's just lovely leggy lady. Then when enough others have followed the same path, the Crab will signal his people to rise up from their undersea hideouts and take the surface world from its softened up citizens.
>>138708276
>and not be a cuck anymore
Now she wants to be cucked
>>138708680
Give her time. She'll settle into the middle ground of a harem ending. She and Miia can console each other in the tub, as in that steamy webshort, on the nights that Darling is tied up with another girl.
>>138708378
She just hasn't shown as much love for Darling or expanded on why she needs him so bad, save for that one time she mentioned that no one has stood up for her before.
But that can be said for most of the girls on my list, the only person who screams about how much she loves Darling is Miia and I guessMero. But about Cerea's character
>pic related, top panelIf you ask me it sounds like she has a dark past where she was bullied, hurt or something probably by the guys in her tribe or clan or whatever they call it.
Would've liked for that to be expanded upon. Probably won't be.
I wished she had a chapter where her and the girl's complete past was explained and expanded upon. More than just a brief nod to it. Like I really need to see their childhoods and how they came into the exchange program and why they did.
Honestly,Crab could've talked about his current harem who has shit characters as it is, instead of wasting chapters on M.O.N.
Can't really complain too much about it because the series isn't supposed to be that.
As for Suu, she's a meme character who's only there to put the girls into sexy poses and scenes. No character at all. Rachnera is no better but at least she can speak and has the best character out of all of them.Too bad it seems Crab won't talk about that.The pacing in the series is way too slow for me, to be honest.
Who's the shittiest girl and why is it Mero?
>DUDE KEKOLD LMAO
Cuckfish dropped when?
>>138709138
Nah.
Shittiest character would be Suu.
Her character is non-existent.
Also, 4/10 bait, made me reply.
>>138709138
>DUDE X LMAO
This is probably the shittiest meme yet to be created in these threads aside from doppel.
>>138709138
>can't move on land without help
>wants a kucking relationship
>almost got darling killed twice just for muh tragedy
>is literally Miia but boring
Thank fucking god someone else agrees.
At least Suu doesn't want Darling to die just because it'd be hot.
>>138709287
It's been around for quite a while, but it's gotten more common because of /pol/ and /int/ mocking Canadians
>No dragon wife
>>138709524
No pics of the wife?
>>138700842
>>138700893
That is wonderful.
>>138708207
you seems to be recognizing a good pair of legs
>>138707940
>>138707940
>>138707672
my dark-skinned brother
>>138709287
>This is probably the shittiest meme yet to be created in these threads
>created in these threads
Anon it was not at all created in these threads. Somebody just brought it here.
>>138709578
You mean this?
>>138709318
My brother.
But this:
>is literally Miia but boring
>comparing princess cuck to Miia
Fite me faget
>>138696134
>that amazing pic
I'm gonna need the responsible of this OP
>>138709665
Well, I've not seen it before. Its still shitty as fuck
>>138709669
>>138709669
Since my degeneracy has not progressed that far, I need a humanoid version of the dragon to masturbate
>>138709790
that'll do nicely
>>138709035
>If you ask me it sounds like she has a dark past where she was bullied, hurt or something probably by the guys in her tribe or clan or whatever they call it.
>Would've liked for that to be expanded upon. Probably won't be.
Her mom makes Asian tiger-moms look like itty bitty kitties. That's all the abusive past she needs.
>Crab could've talked about his current harem who has shit characters as it is, instead of wasting chapters on M.O.N.
He got too many well liked characters. Trying to please all your fans means never pleasing many at once.
>Rachnera is no better but at least she can speak and has the best character out of all of them. Too bad it seems Crab won't talk about that.
The back story in your head, or mine for that matter, will always be better than the back story that Crab finally tells. Enjoy the mystery instead of insisting it get solved right now.
>The pacing in the series is way too slow for me, to be honest.
Think of it as a soap opera, not a movie of the week. Telling the story then stopping is not the goal.
>>138709790
Fag.
>>138709812
Like so?
>>138709685
I've always felt like Mero was just a copy of Miia but meant to be more "elegant" I suppose. Which doesn't work given the whole "die for my love" type thing.
Miia >>>>>>>> Mero
If I had to die for one of them I'd rather suffocate after six hours of full moon snek sex than drown during full moon fish sex.
>>138707672
>>138708023
>>138708078
>>138708207
>>138709628
I promised myself I wouldn't write anymore verbose, extremely lewd descriptions of all the passionate sexual things I'd do to Lala. You're all making it very hard in more than one way.
>>138709318
If you want to start shit, at least use better arguments.
>>can't move on land without help
Suu literally can't survive without water or rain jacket. In some cases she's just as bad as Mero. When it was raining, Suu would've died. The only time Mero was immobilized was because Miia broke her chair. And she's a mermaid, how is that her fault?
>>wants a kucking relationship
We've been over this, Mero hasn't wanted this since her Mom's chapter.
>>almost got darling killed twice just for muh tragedy
Who in the hell hasn't put Darling in near death danger? The opening scene of this series was Miia killing this man in his sleep.
Only person who hasn't damn near killed Darling is Rachnera. But even then she's hurt him in some sort of way too. Darling getting hurt is apart of the "comedy" of the series.
>is literally Miia but boring
So that means Miia and Mero are both boring? They can't be the exact same type of people but Mero is somehow "more boring".
It sounds like you're a Suufag.
>>138709722
Closest thing I found was on monmusu(dot)jp/fanart/illust/
>>138709883
My nigga. I was hoping you'd show up sometime.
Dont sweat it brosef. im sure you can resist the image of lala'ssweet purplish lips hanging just barely above your face, as they tremble lightly to the thought of what you're about to do to her.
>>138709883
You won't be able to resist!
>>138709840
Dragons have a need to capture princesses. You need to fulfill your wife's needs.
>>138709923
>Who in the hell hasn't put Darling in near death danger?
Mero's the only one that wants him to die to fulfill her fantasy. But as you said, that was changed in her mom's chapter.
>So that means Miia and Mero are both boring?
No because Miia is cute and fun. Mero is just. There.
The other two you got me on.
Suu second worst. I'm aRachneefag.
>>138709828
Meh, that's a good way to think about it.
I mean it excuses the shit writing but hey at least people won't be disappointed. But I'll still stick to my feelings on how he should've at least talked more about his main harem first.Never forgive, never forget.
>>138709722
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=195849
his last works started looks weird because of the colours
his name on twitter is "s-now"
Daily reminder that Zombina a best
>>138709931
>>138710310
Thanks!
>>138710185
>Rachnera
Hm. Good taste. I also like Rachnera.
As for saying Mero is the worst when Suu, Doppel and Lilith exist, that will forever be baffling to me.
>>138710414
HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THOSE FACES
>>138710414
>Literally a walking corpse
>muh modularity
>muh formaldehyde
>muh gunz
>a best
I'll show that bitch some firepower.
>>138700842
>>138700893
Holy shit
>>138710414
Zombina definitely is cute.
I bet eating her out would be repulsive though.
>>138700842
>>138700893
It's not even that funny.
I'm going to marry Draco!
>>138707537
FUCKING YES
>>138710758
>implying There's anything wrong with undead pussy
>>138710758
You will never wind up with a swelled head after feeling a multi-orgasmic Zombina go to pieces on the tip of your tongue.
>>138710957
You can, nobody else wants to marry a character who's that shit
>>138710957
... why?
>>138710957
Gayyy
>>138711364
Because I love her and she is wonderful
>>138709976
That calm before the sexual storm is precisely what causes the passion to ignite with such tremendous force. You wouldn't be able to help but sweep her head off of her shoulders and vigorously french kiss her while her body falls to her knees and quickly heats up from the passionate sensation of your tongue plunging into her mouth and entwining with hers. Losing herself she'd fondle her ample bust with her left hand while sliding the fingers of her right into her sexy black panties, twisting and rubbing her stiff purple nipples and clit while you lower her dazed head before you throbbing hard-on. Unconsciously she'd open her mouth and slowly lick at the precum running down the underside of your member, teasing and kissing it leaving light lipstick marks all over your shaft. Suddenly she'll be brought back to reality when you bury your fingers between her long white locks and force your painfully erect cock down her tight throat, ramming in and out mercilessly while her body masturbates furiously with the desire to feel your throbbing cock penetrating her drenched purple pussy, her love juices soaking through her frilly panties and running shamelessly down her thick blue thighs. Even after erupting in her throat and pulling your saliva-covered cock out of her mouth, the sight of her body ravishing itself in anticipation of your hot manhood would turn you into a wild animal ready to pounce on it's defenseless prey. There would be no doubt, the horny headless bitch in heat will be impregnated thoroughly and relentlessly, without even the slightest modicum of hesitation or pause.
>>138710148
Well, guess you were right. Sometimes you just can't fight who you are.
>>138711495
Ok before I read this, just letting you know. You should post on pastebin or other websites before you trigger some people.I love you by the way.
>>138711495
fug
d-do you have moar?
>>138710606
> TR
> Firepower
>>138711495
sweet jesus
>>138711558
Come on, you know it's all spur of the moment. Not sure if I'll write more or when but know that I'm often in the threads so if I do I'm sure you'll notice.Oh and thanks
>>138711694
It's all right off the cuff, I adore her so much that sometimes it just slips out and goes on much longer than I anticipated. You might find more in the archives if you try searching some of the images I use. She's just so wonderful.
>>138712323
Lewd Suu story pls
>>138712555
No one here likes Suu. Go away and take your plot device creature with an incredibly cute face and body that can be sexy for all occasions and nicer personality than any of the other girls away from here.
>>138712323
I'm this anon:
>>138711694
You have the gift of words, and you use it for writing smut. Glorious.
Doing God's work, anon.
>>138711495
Thanks anon, now I have to fap.
And now, something completely diffrent... I drew something... On a piece of paper... Is it tolerable?
>>138710606
can TR even hit anything with their bullet hoses?
>>138713308
I don't get it.
>>138713403
>reference to the first issue of the manga
>>138713478
Yeah, the reference was the only thing understandable. But I still don't get it.
>>138713612
Well fuck, i'll try to draw something more coherent next time
>>138713669
At least avoid using your self-insert to make jokes that only you get.
>>138713669
who even are you?
>>138713927
At least avoid using jokes that are just plain terrible*
>all this Lala love
jeez, I've been out of these threads for some months and I found this
I'm glad
>>138713308
Who the fuck are you?
>>138713308
As a way to redeem myself i made a cafeinated spider... Sorry for self insert, i'm not the brightest of lights
>>138714676
I don't get it
>>138714613
Your prom date you ugly sack of shit
>>138714882
So this is going to end in marriage or is crab gonna die first?Rape the head and cuddle the body.
>>138714965
They're all going to go on a boat cruise, crab will start playing im@s, hiatus ensues.
>>138714676
Your comics are trying too hard to be funny, and they're taking away the little joy in life i had
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Non-medy&defid=7585548
>>138714250
She is the love of my life.
>>138714965
Honestly? I think crab will keep making pointless chapters with the same structure until sales drop and the series gets axed.
>>138714250
I'm going to slam her head into our kitchen counter after a long day of work and have my way with her. She looks like she likes it rough.
>>138714250
who?
