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Not all of my body is necessarily dead...What did she mean by this?


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>"Not all of my body is necessarily dead..."

What did she mean by this?
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>>138464710
the dick, now fuck off.
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>>138465523
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>>138464710
back of the knee maybe
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Her heart is still alive. And she needs somebody to nurture it.
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What kind of fucking Lich is she?

>Still has tons of meat
>Apparently isn't completely undead
>Doesn't have a phylactery

Fucking Nips just calling hot looking 2D girls what ever they want. I don't mind you calling a Battleship a girl or even The God Hephaestus a girl but this is where I draw the fucking line.

That's not a fucking Lich.
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>>138464710
Her pussy is still warm and tight.
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>>138467052

It's not Japan's fault that Revenant is too many syllables.
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>>138467052
Japan is bad at things.

At least they gave us futa King Arthur
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>>138467052
Liches have meat for as long as the flesh isn't decaying. They just become skeletons overtime as their dead flesh rots off.

The no phylactery thing is BS I will give you that much.
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>>138467052
>What kind of fucking Lich is she?
A cute one.
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>>138467052
She's just a necromancer with a cool misleading title.
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>>138467052
>Muh D&D
Contain your autism
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>>138469441
>futa King Arthur

They're mocking us right?
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>>138471766
I think they just want strong female role models, but can't think of any without them having a massive feminine dick.
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>>138469610

Can liches have babies?
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>>138473741
Liches don't even have wombs
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>>138475280
This one does
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>>138475436
You're going to have to back that up with some proof
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>>138475505
Gimme 9 months and you'll have plenty of proof.
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>>138467052
When did she state she didn't have a phylactery? Don't remember reading that myself.
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>>138475601
Her phylactery is my dick, so she nurtures and protects it every day.
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>>138464710
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>>138467052

Fucking D&D autist, The ultimate lich "according" to d-d lore is a fucking floating head.

Fucking retard.
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>>138467052
>>138479631

It's not even good D&D autism. Gentle Repose is a third level spell that prevents a body from decaying for 10 days, and a Lich can absolutely use that to look fresh for centuries if desired.

There is a missed joke, in that Liches are the ultimate shut-ins, and start rotting because they fail to take even that basic, one action every ten days personal hygiene upkeep.
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