How do I become the main character of my story?

You already are but its a shit story

>>138391987
Just turn around

Look at what you see

In a face

The mirror of your dreams

>>138392040
deep

>never have a girlfriend
>have a weird quark that's uniquely yours
>your parents must be overseas or always busy at work
>average grades
>average looks
>have one or two best friends
>sit by a window in class

GOMAD

>>138391987
Hire a ghostwriter.

>>138392040

I honestly feel like my story would only be good for assholes who enjoy others suffering

>>138392252

They would just record my repeated cycles of masturbation and procrastination. If they're lucky they will see motivation and improvement.

>>138392059

Every time I look in the mirror there's a 50/50 chance of me either hating myself, or liking myself

>>138392466
Well maybe thats the answer

To your neverending story

>>138392505

So I must solve my inner conflict of self hate?

>>138392742
this sounds like the plot to an anime

>>138394803

A plot that I'm not in control of :(

>>138395574
the main character isn't in control of his story

the creator is

>>138395734

Wow that's true. Then I am the main character, I just don't like the character I am right now so I don't feel like a main character