Post god tier housewives only

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>>135980467
No contest.

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>>135980552
step aside for the queen

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>>135980467
can you even compete?

>>135980694
what, since when is bat good at anything household related

>>135980639
Too beta.
House wives have to exert more dominance in the household.

>>135980715
Araragi's dick isn't going to suck itself while he's cleaning Kanbaru's room.
Dick-sicking skill like a vacuum, yo.

>>135980756
The best cocksucker in Monogatari is either Gaen because she knows everything or Crab because she's the only one who isn't a virgin.

>>135980756
>araragi cleaning kanbarus room
You got a point there

>>135980796
Gaen obviously has the best technique due to knowing everything but she'll never suck your dick because she's Gaen.

It's a harsh reality Araragi lives in but one he'll have to settle for second best like Kaiki told him to.

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>>135980696
>cute milf doing cute milf things
Please make it an anime

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Mai is great at cooking and housework.