>last name is Hirose, a river
>the two other confirmed rockmen are named after places around it
>rockmen only give birth to humans, but they must reproduce somehow
>Yasuho's father is missing
>Yasuho's father is going to reappear and forcefully transform her into a rockwoman
>Araki namedropped Pygmalion (the man who loved a statue) when explaining the name Jojolion
FUCK man
if araki kills her i'll go to his house to personally kill him
>>135327704
>Yasuho will be going to sleep for 3-6 months at a time
>Gappy is going to keep a log of pictures and videos she can watch when she wakes up so she sees what she missed
FUCK man
if araki kills her i'll go to his house to personally kill him
>>135327704
makes sense, goddamn
>>135327704
>rockmen only give birth to humans, but they must reproduce somehow
Wait, when did we learn this?
I don't remember that from any of those Rockman info pages
>>135328394
She won't die, she was narrating tje story at the start, so it will probably finish wih her narration too, similarly to Johnny in SBR.
Her father is most likely a rockman, but the only rockwoman will be the mangaka.
So who's ready for yasuho the pillarwaifu
>>135328394
>>135328683
you alright man
>>135328805
Check again, they're on the new chapter.
>>135330656
>pillar
Is there any Jojo character that can defeat Senator Armstrong?Hard mode: No GER, The World Over Heaven, or Tusk Act 4
>>135332499
Joshuu
Buccaleti
Pesci
Vanilla Ice
Okuyasu
Gappy
Sale
the guy with Soft Machine
Mannish Boy
Magenta Magenta
Funny Valentine
>>135332654
Civil War/axl ro
Whitesnake
Weather report
>>135327704
I'm looking forward to cute rock/Gappy stuff.
I hope the entirety of the next chapter is Hato fighting DamoI'd also laugh if she compared showing her Stand to showing her asshole, like her dad did
>>135328675
A
>River
Islands when?
>>135334522
I am a rock,
I am an island.
>>135327704
>The Higashikata's are just evolving into the rockmen's race.
>They just perceive it as a disease that turned someone to stone because of how long rockmen hibernate
>>135334657
No shit sherlock
>>135334771
Do you actually think most people in these threads realize that?
You're incredibly confident in others, I'm jealous.
>>135334771
Now let's not be rude, we actually don't know what's happening. It could actually be a stand power.
>>135328777
that iggy screams swag
>>135334816
>one family turning into rocks is a central plot theme
>a race of rock people who turn into rocks revealed as the main antagonists
You are not a special snowflake for noticing the connection
>tfw Daiya will never be real
>>135334893
>Yes, I'm incredibly confident in others
I'm jealous
>>135334958
THE CENTRAL FUCKING PLOTLINE other than "who am I?" is searching for the plants the rock people use in order to cure their curse.
Jesus what is wrong with you. This isn't subtext, this is what the manga is explicitly about.
Anyone got the rock human info pages?
Fatso Jazzman is turning out to be a decent villain.
>>135334999
>Rockmen
>Curing their curse
>Selling the Rokakaka
>Have no problem hibernating
Uh-huh.
I'm jealous.
>>135335003
1/3
>>135335099
2/3
>>135327704
>Rockman are associated with spikes
>Yasuho is associated with roses
>Roses have thorns
You're not sneaky, Araki
>>135335131
3/3
>>135335133
what if araki is actually rohan post universe reset?
>>135334578
oh.
>>135335112
You can't blame him
Alright guys, let me know if I'm retarded. I haven't actually started to read part 8 but I'm thinking about getting the medicos soft & wet figure. I mean it's not that expensive, it's also the stand that inspired me to start reading jojo again.
>>135335032
Honestly you are the only person in this thread I think would have a hard time understanding such a central idea.
>>135335325
Do it. S&W is the best protagonist stand in terms of design easily, imo.
>>135335328
>Having infallible confidence in others
So jealous
>>135335165
>Rockmen can't assimilate into human culture no matter how hard they try
>Yasuho is depressed for seemly no reason
Ironic that's she probably taking sociology to combat her issue
Do you think Kira and Josefumi will be friends shortly before they die?
>>135335359
is he a marine stand anon, spoil it for me. will I get my wish if sick underwater stand battles? please, say yes.lie to me
>>135335433
They were already friends
>>135335384
>Depressed for seemingly no reason
>Joshuu thinks she's his waifu and insists they're dating
>Mom is an alcoholic lesbian
>School friends are artificial people she doesn't take seriously (As evidenced by the twins)
>Spends all her time thinking about being with a murderous amnesiac with 4 testicles she found lying nude on a beach
She's kind of fucked up.
>>135335438
He's marine-inspired stand and yes
>>135335438
No underwater stand battles yet but considering gappy's in a sailor uniform and S&W is nautical as fuck, you've got somethin' to look forward to sweet anon.
>>135335438
Just read the Dark Blue Moon chapters again. Or High Priestess.
>>135335537
>what is Yagiyama vs Gappy part 3
>>135335573
I actually forgot, there's your wish seanon, you get Gappy choking a bitch with his stand underwater.
>>135335550
you don't know many times I've reread them anon. I can't do it anymore. I've had dreams about araki doing a part about dio looking for sunken treasure and the whole part was aboutjotarotrying to stop him under water.
>>135334657
But they dont hibernate that long? Are you implying that they dispose of the rocked relatives when it happens?
>>135335649
If someone seems not living and turned to stone after 30 days, I doubt they'd think they're still alive.
>Rock relatives
They give birth to normal humans.
So what exactly can rock humans do, other then turn to stone?
>>135335649
Rockmen hibernate for 30-90 days, Higashikatas usually freak out and transfer it within minutes except Jobin who somehow got fucked up by it so it mustve taken longer for him.
>>135335131
>there's a pose after Prime 1 that isn't shown
>>135335758
>Live longer
>~understand nature~
Basically a non-violent pillarman
>>135332654
>Magenta Magenta
How?
>>135335758
be huge dick to people with minimal effort?
>>135335795
If they change poses every 6 years for 250 years there's a lot of poses missing
>>135335758
They all have Stands?
Nothing really, otherwise. They can live longer and hibernate by reverting to a stone state.
They're like Pillar Men before they turned.
>>135335835
I think the idea is that It's just minimal differences. Like how we normally perceive a child and teen, but there's years between the optimal ages of both those 'forms'.
>>135335815
Konica said that SAM could've beaten Armstrong if he waited for his Balanchine to lose power by wearing him down instead of ending the fight quickly.
All Magenta needs to do is sit and wait until Armstrong runs out of charge so he can shoot him.
>>135327704
>Yasuho's father is going to reappear and forcefully transform her into a rockwoman
Isn't he dead
>>135335879
For instance. They're estimated life is 240 years, if we assume six human years are equal to one of their rock years, then 240 means they'd be around 40 in their years, upon death.
They're ALL stand users, so we can assume they use their powers to be ambitious and end up dying younger than they should.
Which is why their estimated length of survival would be 240 years.
Surely there's elderly ones, which explains the weird transformation stages, but an estimate is usually an average.
>>135335981
>>135336031
>>135336067
Being Norisuke is suffering
He just wants to be a good dad and make his kids happy
;_;
>>135327704
So I just caught up with part 8. Rockmen are pretty much the SBRverse of pillarmen right?
Parts 1 2 3 had vampires and 4 had an Alien so it's great to see something otherwordly again
>>135336114
>Alien
We don't know that.
Part 6 had homunculi.
>>135336114
so we can all agree that mikitaka was 100% an alien right? I had a huge autistic argument about this with my friend recently.
>>135329432
>but the only rockwoman will be the mangaka
Wow Hold on a minute buddy.
So alt universe Rohan will be a chick?
>>135336035
I may be remembering wrong but i thought he was said to be dead, it couldve been Kira's dad
>>135336197
We have no real confirmation.
He's a stand user, the arrow didn't effect him, he claims he's an alien, he has a mother who says he's a kid with an overactive imagination, HE claims he's mind-controlling his 'mother' to blend in
>>135336247
Keep in mind that stands themselves came from a meteor.
>>135336181
>>135336197
Well I dont know for sure but he was definitely otherworldly I think. Though despite that it was the stands that determined everything.
The reason I'm kinda excited for the rockmen is because of their abilities besides their stands. Like DIO with The World and his vampire powers
>>135336247
I might be miss remembering. but wasn't he unable to see crazy diamond?
>>135336323
Maybe or he could have been pretending to not see it.
>>135336316
Oh, I know.
I've toyed with the idea of the meteor being from Mikitaka's planet.
Do you remember how DIO describes the arrow as a 'Stone Arrow'.
What is the 'Stone Mask' made out of?
>>135336247
I like to think he's an alien that's also a stand user
>>135336323
>>135336385
He didn't really react, aside from being confused.
But, he could just not understand what Josuke means, if Stands are a commonplace thing on his planet.
Like asking a human to look at the fact that you have 5 fingers.
>>135336398
>>135336316
stone men are ayy lmao confirmed
>>135336437
I'm waiting for Araki to go in depth with how time and space relate in the Jojo universe.
And then pulling some shit like Cars' asteroid drifting through a wormhole and crash landing back on Earth in 50'000 BC and being the meteor the arrows are crafted from.
Or it could just be that the meteor is what both the Stone Mask and Stone Arrow are crafted from.
>>135335615
Is there a move in EoH where he bubbles the air out of someone's lungs? I heard he can encase someone in a bubble like he did in the same fight
>>135336487
anon I think we are stumbling onto something here. this seems to weirdly make sense and might be dumb enough for araki to put in.
Can't wait for the chapter detailing Josefumi's stand
>>135336525
>>135336487
that's why stand users are attracted to each other, it's Kaz's perfect body trying to reassemble.
>>135336525
I wouldn't say it's dumb.
The mysteries of time and space theorized are definitely realities in JOJO.
Like fate and destiny.
>>135336513
Don't own EoH so I can't say, he does however steal someone's eyesight and remove friction from his "buddy"'s body during his dual heat attack, making the funniest DHA in the game
>>135336566
Which is why Giorno was chosen by the arrow.
He holds an ability that creates life just like Cars could create life.
It was a prominent part of him and a portion of his body was drawn to it like
「Gravity」
>>135336548
I'm sure it's just stealing the properties of something like half of Josuke's power.
>>135336616
anon, this is making too much sense. how can we fit this with star platinum, I find it strange that they look kinda similar.
>>135336627
Nah it's the design.
The stands for Jojolion are slowly becoming my favorite ones just by design so far.
>>135336661
I don't think Star Platinum looks like Cars.
I think Star Platinum is just the manifestation of the combined destinies between Dio and Jonathan. Passed down to the most recent Joestar as he enters man-hood.
>>135336710
I think I am a rock's name and look is dumb. but s&w and king nothing are awesome
I'm so glad Araki changed how Soft & Wet looked from the preview picture where he he had a weird shaped nose and wide ear things
>>135336772
Paisley Park, Nut King Call and Speed King are all baller as hell
So what will happen in the story if Yasuho does turn into a Rock?
>>135336772
>I think I am a rock's name and look is dumb
The man with no taste
What stages are confirmed for EoH?
I hope there's a Shakedown Road stage, with a Les Feuilles stage hazard.
Situation Finish has the loser having a boulder slide onto his or her head
>>135336487
>Cars' asteroid drifting through a wormhole and crash landing back on Earth in 50'000 BC and being the meteor the arrows are crafted from.
Makes enough sense.
Kars was ridiculously OP, but that was because he was a stand user in a non-stand manga
His meteor lands in Norway or whatever and they make the arrow and mask out of the rock infused with his energy
>>135336772
What did Simon and Garfunkel: stand edition even do again?
>>135336979
I hope we get Yasuho as a potential fighter
>>135337014
selective attraction
>>135337014
If he touches you, he can make certain objects gravitate towards you, like garden pots or chestnut burrs
>>135336800
This one right? I sort of forgot S&W's original design
>>135336979
>Situation Finish has the loser having a boulder slide onto his or her head
Will we ever know who was boulder?
>>135337175
Quite possibly 8's main villain, considering rockmen's lifespan
>>135337125
I found it, look at that weird nose
>>135336987
It really fits what's talked about on this page.
>>135336987
But if Stone Masks are made out of the same material as Arrows why don't they grant Stand but something considered weaker?
>>135337478
The meteor may have had a certain mineral in lower concentrations on the outside of it when Cars crafted the Stone Masks. While the individual who crafted the arrows came after and discovered what created something like the arrows.
Or a meteor crash landed in South America that just wasn't as concentrated as the one in Greenland, anyway.
The difference of having to pierce someone's brain in return for power that relies on taking the life force of others, and it concentrated physically.
Rather than power that can seemingly exist within the user and their base appetites alone. That can travel past a physical form and take on shapes that the user themselves have more effect on than they realize.
>>135337478
Because they are manufactured, imperfect, made to bring out potential in a different way than the arrow.or you could bullshit something about the quality of the stone in proximity to Kars' body. The stuff closest to Kars gets you a stand, the next closest made rock men, the surface stuff vampirism
>>135337580
Meaning, the Arrows with a more pure make-up, deliver an effect that causes sickness before the awakening of a new power. Whether it be from a more lethal piercing or a small piercing.
Rather than a Mask that targets the brain and delivers death and the awakening as something that lives beyond death. In trade for power.
>>135337175
http://bato.to/reader#005eed7d985e0fce_13
I thought the Gingko leaves caused it
>>135336398
when does DIO say that?
>>135337580
I don't know. I still feel like the difference(and effect) is too great to make this theory plausible. But I will think about this since it's something JoJo-like.
>>135336661
>how can we fit this with star platinum
>star platinum
>STAR platinum
>of the STARDUST crusaders
I wonder how Yasuho would feel if her dad changed her like that?
What would Gappy think?
What about her mother?
>>135337596
Sorry, anon but I think that even thouching the meteor could Stand you so it would mean that Stone Mask lost their powers in the process of manufacturing. And that's kinda bs
>>135337719
More like JoJo did it himself to stop the curse. He is a cause for Gingo leaves, or so I think
>>135337759
>>135337854
>>135337940
True.
You could also say several other things with these ideas though. That there could be more than one meteor and the Cars theory is nonsense. Or that Cars carved masks from his fellow rockmen and the arrows carved from Cars are so potent because he's the ultimate being.
>>135338013
Masks made out of rockmen? Not a bad idea, considering that masks were "alive" and instinctively drank blood.
>>135338013
By the way, have Perfect Cars ever thouched Joseph? If he did, why didn't he develop Stand right away?
>>135338154
He hamon'd his leg at one point.
>>135338154
He wasn't a rock.
>>135338105
I think the Rokakaka exist as a natural way to explain a lot of mystical things.
>>135336110
Wish I may, wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold, dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?
All the wants you waste
All the things you’ve chased
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there’s no one around
Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle’s crumbled
And you’re left with just a name
Where’s your crown,
King Nothing?
Where’s your crown?
Hot and cold, bought and sold
A heart as hard as gold
Are you satisfied?
Wish I might, wish I may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified?
All the wants you waste
All the things you’ve chased
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there’s no one around
Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle’s crumbled
And you’re left with just a name
Where’s your crown, King Nothing?
Where’s your crown?
>>135338277
What does it change if he wasn't rock hard? Do you want me to believe that he changed into the Stand-giving rock when leaving Earth, using his power as avatar of all things, which led to creation of said rock in the first place (because of time/space wormhole)?
>>135336710
With Killer Queen being part of the roster, Part 8 really does have some of the best fucking Stand designs. Except California King Bed and the Schottkey duo
>>135336110
I'm not so sure, now that we know he was involved with Kira
>>135338436
>What does it change if he wasn't rock hard?
The quality of not being a mineral.
There's gotta be at least someone who can rip the EoH OST so I'll keep posting this until then.
http://dbxvmods.freeforums.net/thread/137/anyway-rip-voice-files
I've downloaded the EoH ISO from the link in the pastebin to try nabbing the OST in its greatest quality and I tried following the above guide on how to do so but I'm up to this part below and stuck on it. When I do these steps, the 6th step doesn't produce any new folders or files so I can't proceed. Any ideas why?
>4 - Drag and Drop the [BIRD_BGM.awb] Into the [File to search] blank space > Screenshot : img15.hostingpics.net/pics/221345Sanstitre1.jpg (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
>5 - Wait for [searching string to complete].
>6 - There will be a new folder named [BIRD_BGM_CUT] who contain all the music tracks encrypted in [.hca].
Here's what's most likely the music in its awb format if anyone else wants to download it and try it out:
https://mega.nz/#!ItkjyDgb!vdkJR_Sr0vlB6SXijSGceWJtRqwL7IOm4FZpCU7-Xl8
I wonder what Dale's Stand would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4
>>135338465
Was there something I missed about minerals and Stand or are you just sticking with the rock Cars because the Arrows were stone?
What deity is this? The saint with the map of the corpse part locations?
>>135338589Papa Roach
>>135338636
Isn't that Lucy Steel?
Vitamin C looks pretty cool.
>>135338774
Better than King Nothing
>>135338596
Pretty much the latter. We should all also notice the different kinds of arrows.
>>135338774
I just noticed that his face is a hand.
I like how hes melding out of the hand marks.
>>135338800
>Guy whose manipulating your eldest daughter not only has a stronger stand than you, but has a cooler design, and better horns.
>>135338671
God dammit.
>>135338774
How would you guys react if it turns out Hato has the strongest Stand out of the whole family, but because shes kind of a ditz she doesn't really know how to best use it in combat.
>>135338822
o neat same
>>135338848
it's just not fair at least he still has his little girl
>>135338907
Unless Josuke tugs at her leash
>>135338874
So Okuyasu is part of the Higashikata family now?
>>135338956
Well shit, we got Josuke, Kira and Yukako, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a reference to Okuyasu
>>135339021
The maid is nijimura or something
Okuyasu nijimura or something
>>135338822
>>135338878
He's also got hands on his horns
>>135338848
He lost his Eldest daughter to some High-Stand level fatty, he lost his youngest daughter to Jo2uke, hois wife is kill, his first son is criminalist and his seceond is a bitch-ass faggot. Do I have to mention cross-dressing, lewd grandson? He really is King of Nothing
>>135338462
We knew that already. Before they fought Yagiyama, he told Josuke that he knew Kira was looking for a cure.
>>135339278
Oh, ok. Didn't reread that part yet.
>>135339110
At least he has his parfaits
>>135339110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBbOHohwR8&feature=kp
You definitely should listen to this.
Also, all men in the Higashikata family had to cross-dress.
>>135332499
Joseph is Batman so he can beat anyone
Norisuke's gonna die, ain't he?
Who else do you think Araki will take from us once Jojolion is done?
>>135339506
Did this, knew that. I just want to bully him and see him wearing that protective dress as he is now
>>135339669
right, ok
/r/ing a drawing of rocksuho
>>135338822
>>135338774
Another fun detail: the middle finger has a small bump on it. A reference to the hand Araki uses as his "logo". He calls it "the true mark of a mangaka".I'm also a drawfag so I have one too.
>>135338636
The corpse is Jesus and the deity is God. The guy telling the story to Gappy says its been changed heaps over the years. Its been over 100 years and the story passed through numerous languages as well, so 'God' probably got lost somewhere as 'a god', and they werent sure even in SBR for most of it if the 'saint' was Jesus.
>>135339736
What is that, a callus or some shit caused by writing/drawing?
>>135340169
Not that guy but that's the obvious explanation, when holding a pen or pencil it rests on that spot. Now try being like Araki drawing literally every breathing moment he has and you'll have a callus there too
>>135340169
Callus on the middle finger from rubbing it with writing sticks too much, or at least that's how I got mine
>ywn hang out with a joestar
>>135335438
Does that fight against Yotsuyu count?
anyone have good colored shots of jojolion
>>135340486
>tfw you will never snuggle jojo
>>135340263
My callus was on my ring finger, due to the way I held pens and pencils, which caused it to rub against the first joint on my ring finger. I still have some traces of it, but it's majorly faded over the years since I kind of stopped drawing
so I just got to part 5.
how the fuck does King Crimson work??? what makes it different than The World? Am I retarded or is this stand incredibly hard to understand?
>>135341041
I would explain it but you already come across as someone who will not get it after the first explanation with that filename.
>>135341041
Guys, I just finished Steel Ball Run.
Hold me.
>>135341334
It always makes me laugh when I see just how fucking angry King Crimson is. Like god damn
>>135341454
Does Araki ever explain why he decided to make King Crimson look like he just found out his bike was stolen?
>>135338874
Her Stand could very well be King Crimson.
>>135341485
I dont think Araki has ever explained any of his Stand designs. They just are.
>>135341534
Fair enough since the answer would probably just be "I don't know, I thought he looked cooler/more menacing/etc that way".
>>135341454
>>135341485
my friend was "liveblogging" their first read through of part 5 through skype and they fucking lost it every time king crimson was there and kept cropping really small pictures of his face and sending them to me.
now i have 50+ cropped angry KC faces.
why is he so fucking pissed?
>>135341041
King Crimson is extremely inconsistent throughout part 5 and no one single explanation can actually explain what it does. Sometimes KC can attack people, sometimes it looks like he can't. Sometimes he's fucking intangible and bullets go through him, sometimes he has to physically maneuver around attacks. When he fights Buccellati he does that "you're looking at yourself" thing but we have no idea how he did that. Some say he gave Bruno Epitaph temporarily, but we don't know if he can actually do that. King Crimson makes no fucking sense because Araki kept changing his mind.
>>135341578
I think it might be because Diavolo is a pretty angry person, he never really hides how extremely emotional he is, though he does try to keep his cool, I think King Crimson is just Diavolo's extreme emotions personified into a face.
That kind of ties into my personal opinion that King Crimson was the villain, not Diavolo, since whenever Diavolo was around, King Crimson was almost always present, and more often than not, in front of Diavolo, or even replacing him in panels. So King Crimson felt like he had more of a presence than Diavolo did.
Anyone have screenshots of the EoH ending where sort of everybody lives?
>>135341578
That's fucking great
>>135341041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U6FAuuet9e
>>135341593
It's not that hard to understand. The "looking at yourself" thing was just Buccellati being caught within King Crimson's time skip, he was seeing himself skipped ahead five seconds in an instant, because Araki really likes stylish shit. As for intangible vs maneuvering around attacks, in the end it comes down to the same thing, within King Crimson's world, nothing can touch Diavolo, since he is no longer bound by time. As for King Crimson attacking, he can attack, but from what I remember, he can't do anything while skipping time, so he just uses the time skip to maneuver around and then attack while his target is disoriented
>>135341578
you should post some since this thread has no direction and going super slow until the king crimson talk came up.
>>135341722
King Crimson always seems to spark conversation, if at least for a little bit.
>>135341631
>That kind of ties into my personal opinion that King Crimson was the villain, not Diavolo, since whenever Diavolo was around, King Crimson was almost always present, and more often than not, in front of Diavolo, or even replacing him in panels. So King Crimson felt like he had more of a presence than Diavolo did.
hu~h. that's pretty cool!
Does Diavolo lose his Epitaph powers because GER punched it off of KFC's head
>>135341713
There are three times where Diavolo attacks someone during skipped time. He cuts Trish's hand off and kidnaps her, he cuts off the fortuneteller's hand, and he impales Narancia on the fence (which he also broke during skipped time).
>>135341821
Well, as I said, I didn't remember, so you've proven me wrong.
>>135327704
>the two other confirmed rockmen
There have been three more by now though. Also Sakunami is a place very close by too.
You shouldn't get too attached to your theory because every indication so far is that they're born and not made.
What's with the "King Crimson is the strongest stand" meme? It has no special strength feats.
>>135341870
Yeah. Like I said, Araki himself doesn't know how KC works.
A while ago I went through and wrote down everything Diavolo did with KC to try to make sense of it.
http://pastebin.com/PzYZ8Cxx
If someone wants to try to make sense of it, be my guest.
>>135341907
Probably because it's killed by such a gigantic asspull that people equate it with being unstoppable save for some "nuh uh" Stand like GER.
>>135341907
Maybe people think it's real strong because it only does one punch at a time, no ORAORA/MUDAMUDA
I don't remember, did RHCP do one? I think Killer Queen did, too, but I'm not sure
>>135341907
Most people, myself included, saw King Crimson as stronger than most others because of how intimidating he was, constantly fucking angry, and he only ever attacked in single strikes, most of which took out his target in that single shot
>>135328683
Who will do part 9 and 10?
>>135329432
Ghost narrator.
>>135338848
>>135339110
It's weird how he's the most normal person in his family despite having the most outlandish appearance.
how many parts do you think there will be? take a guess.
im going with 12 before araki gets too old to continue
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean how much more can you possibly fuck up the entire story of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of Eyes of Heaven is that it'll be around...forever...it will never go away...it can never be undone. If you're someone who's under the age of like 20 who says his least favorite part in the series is Vento Aureo because it was "The most boringest one" then I suggest you unlike this page right now before I carefully explain how much of a fucking idiot you are.
So where do I possibly start? Nothing in Eyes of Heaven makes any sense at all, it comes off like a script written by an 8-year-old. It's like Hirohiko Araki finished the script in one draft, turned it in and they decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense at all or was a stupid incoherent mess. I guess at this point who's gonna question Araki or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. He probably got rid of those people that questioned him creatively a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumed that a JoJo game would be an instant hit regardless of what the plot was. Really! How hard could it be to screw up? It's like screwing up mashed potatoes.You boil the water and POUR THE PACKET.
Also Khan's not in it.
Bet you fucks will defend this game just because it's a jojo game
>>135343064
>araki gets too old to continue
araki is a vampire you fool
>>135337266
Stands shouldn't have noses, that shit ruined stone free.
>>135343091
I want Plinkett to do anime reviews.
>>135343196
I fucking knew I recognised the quote from somewhere.
>>135339412
>At least he has
Didn't Tsurugi say the parfaits were all Jobin's idea and he is the reason it is successful? Back when he was telling gappy how to corner him.
>>135336487
That kind of happened in Jorge Joestar.
>>135343265
No, the parfait was Norisuke's idea, but the majority of ideas that made the fruit shop more popular and trendy came from Jobin
>>135343327
So Jobin is Steve Jobs?
>>135335165
>People like mangaka that take lots of breaks are very suspicious.
>>135343336
Hes both excited and feeling the joy of living
>>135343422
Kishibe Rockhan when
>>135343455
>Rohan missing a deadline or taking a break
You want to step outside?
I was flicking through TV channels and heard a crime channel say some guy called "Jean Pierre" got murdered.
Fucking bizarre man.
>>135343473
>implying he wouldn't be an entire volume ahead of deadline before he went to sleep so it would seem like he was still working
>>135343553
Was he murdered in Italy?
>>135343582
Nah, it was somewhere in the US.
On another note...
>Would Boingo's drawings and text in those become more sophisticated as he grows older?
>Is Star Platinum better at drawing than Rohan?
>Could Mariah's use her magnetism to beat Pucci's C-Moon?
>>135343656
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>>135343422
dubs confirmed, Araki is not a vampire he is a rockman
>>135343748
But Araki doesn't take lots of breaks.
In fact he only takes one per year and usually uses the free time to draw a new Rohan chapter.
>>135343656
>Could Mariah's use her magnetism to beat Pucci's C-Moon?
Nope her magnetism was really shitty, only sorta strong when you are near her. More importantly than that C-moon had ridiculous range, wasn't it a couple miles?
Could Mariah defeat Nero?
>>135341907
Because every time King Crimson throws a punch limbs fly off or people get impaled. He only ever does single strikes, they must be strong and fast as fuck.
>>135341907
Because every time King Crimson throws a punch limbs fly off, people get impaled or fatally injured. He only ever seems to do single strikes, they must be strong and fast as fuck.
Jojo is one of the few pieces of media I've seen that portrays the Nazis in a not-completely-negative light with two of the three named characters belonging to them being fairly sympathetic.
>>135344043
>>135344057
One of your comments needs to be 「E R A S E D」
>>135344016
Assuming she gets pass the first hurdle of getting him to touch the electrical socket she would still need to get him near metal. While Nero can make razor blades appear inside her head.
>>135344101
jews fear the samurai
>>135343896
Oh, right. So he's more calling out his contemporaries.
>>135344184
It sounds like they'd both die in that case. Mariah gets a bazillion knives pulled out of her, which then impale Nero.
>>135344522
If she dies first her power will deactivate, like it did when she got knocked out in SC.
So my little brother is a retarded little shit and only will read things I can sell him on in one sentence. He doesn't care about spoilers and I want him to read Part 8. Help me out, /a/ - what's Part 8 in a sentence?
>>135344665
Four Ball Run
>>135344788
「Soft & Wet」
>>135344665
How little are we talking? Also he should read Jojo from the beginning and the best way to sell it is LASER BLOOD EYES AND KUNG FU GENTLEMEN
>>135344572
It's very possible that the sharp objects could keep their momentum long enough to still kill Nero. And it's JoJo, Abdul blows a hole through his own brain with his own Stand and still lives long enough to monologue about DIO.
>>135345016
>Abdul
I meant N'Doul
>>135335165
>3 page discourse on Rock People
>People like mangaka that take lots of breaks are very suspicious
>JoJolion has 'going on hiatus, please understand' all over every chapter
IS ARAKI A ROCK HUMAN? IS THIS WHY HE IS IMMORTAL?
>>135344883
About 16
>>135345152
Araki doesn't really take breaks, he just works on side projects. The three hiatuses in the last three years all resulted in Rohan chapters.
Considering that the rockmen can't reproduce normally I think they are more like vampires than pillar men.
>>135335165
So Miura is rock person them
>>135337864
Yasuho's mother probably fucked the father on a night out, like what Giorno's mother did. The two of them are hedonistic sluts who don't let having children weigh down on their fun, after all.
>>135343174
star platnium and even the fool with its big jewelry nose looked fine with them.
>>135343174
Stone Free was ruined by looking like a gay Transformer and also having a shit tier power.