You may pick one of these fine ladies and only one of them, senpai.
>>135282462
I pick Kaworu.
>>135282522
Failed, F. You'll die alone.
The choice is obvious.
Sincerely, Mogudan
>>135282462
There is one and only one fine lady in there, of course I am going to pick Asuka. The other two belong in the trash.
>>135282462
Marry Rei, fuck buddy/side bitch Asuka, kill pointless character Mari.
Rei, of course
why would I want a red haired witch yelling at me all day
I'll let them pick me
>>135282462
The real question iswould any of them bother picking me
>>135282462
I'll pick Ray.
>>135285229
Never seen 2nd Eva but the original 2 have some mad dependence issues.
I will give them the d
>>135282462
Asuka, precisely because I hate her.
tying her up and hatefucking her with a few slaps in between, none of this nice relationship crap, she'll be a meat fleshlight and nothing more.
>>135282462
We all know the BD won the format wars
>>135285229
Mari as long as you're less than 60 years old.
>>135284263
Why would you fuck Asuka when Mari is just much hotter?
Really tough decide between Mari and Asuka. Well gonna have to roll with Mari for marriage.
Mari = Asuka >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rei
I told ya I love me the redheads.
Left gal please
>>135282462
Sweater windows are my weakness so I pick all three
>>135286080
>implying
>>135285229
would rei going along with it be considered "picking"?
2.22 Asuka
>>135286266
I have come to accept window sweaters, but the original is still nicer.
>>135286125
>mari
>even remotely attractive
Your shit taste is shit.
>>135282462
They're all shit, especially Mari and Asuka. Misato best girl.
>>135282462
Asuka for life
Can I just not pick any of them? I certainly would rather not have to deal with such low tier trash such as this.
MarryAsukathe wife personality is quite bad amongst the three, so the best from the worst
Fuckall of them all the time/spoiler]
Be friends withall of them
Asuka. Especially after she accepts her past issues and stops trying to be independent from affection
>>135282462
>Turtle.Fish.Paint
I was wondering who drew this, always nice.
>>135284115
Mogudan is the pinnacle of making the best choice for the worst reasons.
>>135282462
Misato
The 3d Hentai of Mari getting fucked by an angel is incredibly hot.
>>135287473
Her vagina probably smells bad
>>135286280
Only if she has an unwanted orgasm.
Rei looks like a heroin prostitute there.
>>135287575
link
>>135287742
nvm found it
>>135282462
Asuka, no contest
>>135282462
teh rei
I pick Rei Ayanami.
>>135287218
In other words, never.
Mari
>>135282462
Why is she so perfect?
>>135282462
I want this one.
>>135291289
Fucks like a tiger
>>135291316
/thread
>>135282462
Rei Rei Rei
>>135282462
Asuka. I don't know the one on the left and the one on the right is a meme.
>>135282462
I'd a Rei. A Metal Gear Rei.
>>135282462
I only see two girls, and of them the one on the right is objectively less shit.I can't even remember the third chick's name on the left, and don't even care enough to Google her. New Evangelion < Old Evangelion.
Asuka
>>135282462
>That art
Is this Turtle Fish Paint?
Easily Rei, kill the other two.
Mari got the best body and I'm horny, so Mari.
>>135282462
I'll pick the one without insanity.oh wait nvm asuka it is
Why is Asuka so pretty in that one? Is it the hair?
>>135291887
Who?
>>135295720
It's the semi-transparent clothes
I want to drench Asukas fave with my sticky shite stuff. Shinji should have done that when Asuka was sneaking in his bed. How would she have reacted after waking up?
>>135296042
Shinji.
>>135296178
UH....really? Doesn't look very much like him.
But genderbending is my fetish, so I would love it.
Rei
im actually convinced that anyone who picks otherwise has dangerous deep seated mental issues and should be put down
>>135296441
Shinji is a girl now
>>135296078
Na, her Asukas are too small to get a reaction out of me.
>>135296506
Mari > Rei
Mari has far less mental problems than Rei.
>>135296543
OK, now I need to know the name of this version.
>>135297136
You're better off not knowing.
>>135282462
Only the best one, senpai
>>135296601
Fewer than Classic Rei. Rebuild Rei hasn't really done anything psycho.
>>135282462
Asuka since she's my waifu. Stop making threads like this, though, they're just shitpost fests and lead to posters like this >>135285984 who should be ritually euthanized.
Of course, you'll go on being a tremendous faggot making such threads.
>>135297628
Fireposter?
I don't mind thing a little bit past their expiration date, so Asuka seems like an ok choice.
Megan and blue hair are both shit so asuka
>>135285984
>I hate her tying her up hatefucking slaps meat fleshlight
So hardcore
>>135282462
It's funny how "f am" became completely acceptable here after it got wordfiltered.
>>135282462
Maris.
>>135297831
>that asuka
Dear god
>>135282462
Asska.
>>135282462
Rei for oral sex
Asuka for anal sex
Mari for vaginal sex
>>135285325
>>135299911
And this anon is for the gas chambers.
>>135297136
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOBK-1847477
Rei is not human being.
Do you like non-human?
>>135300194
>complaining about not human on a board worshipping 2D chinese cartoons
Anon, how did you fuck up this hard?
AHSUEKA!
>>135282462
Asuka, hands down. I feel our personalities would balance each other out.
Mari might be pointless but she's a semen demon of the highest category.
Rei for deep vaginal penetration.
>>135300954
>all that meat
>>135282522
muh ningen
>>135301057
I can't really even pick JUST one...Sorry, OP.
I pick Rei
>>135282462
Mari looks a lot more semen demon than usual in this picture.
An obvious choice.
F Mari
M Rei
K Asuka
>>135285984
You're a sick person
>>135302009
It's just an edgy faggot trying to get replies
![[Shinseiki Evangelion] Group 001.png](https://i.imgur.com/KQKVPlt.png "[Shinseiki Evangelion] Group 001")
>>135282462
>>135284263
/thread
>>135282462
Rei. However, if Misato becomes a choice, then Misato.
>>135291316
Sauce?
>>135282462
Rei. I want to know what the insides of agoddessfells like.
>>135303000
Trips confirm for best girl
>>135282462
Rei <3
But did anyone mention when Shinji fucks Rei it would be incest?Rei is a Clone of his Mother and an Angel. Crazy shit Anno
>>135302777
>>135303000
two trips in a row
>>135302589
KIMOCHI
I
I
>>135303050
She's his mom, his sister, the origin of terrestrial life, and she's into it. She doesn't get determined to become one with him until after she learns exactly what she is.
>>135301244
>Shinji being the dominate one
Bullshit
>>135282462
Rei without a doubt.
>>135282462
They are all crazy bitches. Also, they're like 14 years old.
I'd rather just hang out and grow watermelons with this nigger.
>>135300194
And why exactly can't I like a non-human creature?
>>135282462
Have no fucking idea who they are, bu I choose pink
>>135291289
Not psychotic/human construct.
Also cool and hawt as hell.
>>135302102
>>135293204
>>135298978
You call hatefucking edgy? How do you people even surive on 4chan, like with all the /pol/ and /r9k/ around.
>>135282462
Mogudan Rei!
>>135282462
Is the BD television series worth DLing even though its 16mm?
If so, RX782 or Sephirotic? I was fine with RX782 before the BD, but is Sephirotic better for some reason?
>>135304236
>Is the BD television series worth DLing even though its 16mm?
Yep. Sephirotic is good shit. I'd recommend.
>>135304307
In what ways is his series release better than RX782's?
I know why his EoE release is better than Commie's: better subs (bloat), and Commie cropped his shit for whatever reason.
>>135303637
>Have no fucking idea who they are
how is this possible?
Why are they so gay?
I pick a vender swaped Shinji or Kaworu.
asuka = dick is diamonds
rei = not as hard
mari = hate fuck
but I still pick rei over asuka because fuck that whore
>>135307534
Goood answer
>No turtle.fish.paint eva doujin
Why live?
I want Asuka to sit on my face while Mari dominates my dick with her feets and Rei gives a rimjob.
>>135282462
sweaters are my fetish
>>135303841
Because not every board on 4chan acts like /b/
>>135298076
Obvious choice. Hikari will always be best girl.
>>135282462
The best.
I need the picture, I need the picture where Asuka sits on shinjis face.
>>135282462
Mari. She's a little loopy but seems to be the most stable of the 3.
>>135282462
Mari is shallow Mary Sue and a lesbian.
Asuka has fuckton mental problems and mostly likely unable to form healthy, loving relationship.
However near the end, Rei realized she is lonely, that she able and need to love someone and she started to express her feelings. Rei is the only sane choice for people who want anything more than kinky sex from relationship.
>>135282462
Fuck your choices, I'm going with the actual lady.
>>135311194
Yeah that sounds about right.
>>135311194
Well said.
>>135282522
Best grill
>>135300954
Rei has a cute butt.
Asuka.
I have no idea who pink gril is but i'm pretty sure Asuka would still be my choice.
>>135311194
>and a lesbian.
Flirts with Shinji on arrival. Goes all out fighting in front of him.
Mockingly calls Asuka princess. Half-asses working with her.
Lesbian.
>>135316301
You can tell they're in love because Mari laughs about leaving her to die alone in space and never says a word to her that isn't about work or boys.
>>135302343
KEK
>>135303453
My nigger Kaji
I pick the only real option
>>135282462
Asuka, but I'm sure none of them are that stacked.
>>135282462
>Picking any damaged goods over Mari
Easy decision
>>135282462
Mari.
Because glasses and Asuka a shit.
>>135291887
I don't even know who this girls is, but she seems to be already the best girl of the franchine.
>>135320229
You a shit.
>>135284263
My thoughts exactly.
>>135284263
this
>>135282462
Blue is my way of life.
>this thread is still up with mindless retards parroting stupid shit
Just kill it already.
>>135282462
M A R I B O I Z
A
R
I
B
O
I
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>>135285984
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Reifags have shit taste.
>>135323505
That's correct.
>>135322451
My one and only waifu.
>>135323902
>having more than one
>ever
Literally haram.
Asuka is fucking shit.
Rei is not even human and cannot be a waifu.
Mari is not canon.
I pick Tatsumanko.
>>135324173
Oscar is outraged.
>>135324265
You're fucking shit along with your taste.
>>135324584
When will the Evangelion's find happiness?
>>135286251
Alexander please, your meme is dead.
>>135325134
After years of not having anything to do with Eva, Nerv, or any of the other Children.
>>135324102
>>135324173
>Reifags don't ship
>>135326404
Just posting fun official art of Asuka being butthurt anon.Also it triggers my Oedipus complex
>>135326482
>just for funsies I totally don't ship I trol u
>>135282462
Asuka
>>135325619
Best girl
>>135325240
Didn't Sadamoto draw a spread of this?
>>135328284
But I just said that I do ship it, since it triggers my mother complex. But I didn't post that art for that particular reason, just because both had an angry Asuka in the background.
>>135282462
Rei.
I have a thing for short haired girls, and cold girls.
>>135282522
Fantastic taste.
>>135296116
>Asuka
>Shinji
>Mari
>Rei
>ASMR
2DEEP4ME
>>135335763
What that fuck is Boa Juice? Snake blood?
>>135337259
Hwa Jai knows about the snake juice.
Marrymari.
>>135331270
Literally figuratively who??
Someone post genderbended Kawouro.
>>135338041
There's a lot more Mari in this thread than I expected to see.
Cool, you're finally getting over your issues and accepting her.
G E R M A N Y
E
R
M
A
N
Y
How do we rid the world of the cancer that is Mari?
>>135341089
We kill Anno.
lately I've been having constant hard-ons for Mari, I've masturbated to her for like the past week. I don't even know what brought it on since I haven't watched any Eva stuff since 3.33 came out.
>>135341548
Lately I've been noticing a lot of Gaiafags who can't type properly and make useless post like yours.
>>135282462
Unit 01 best waifu, bitches leave.
>>135282462
I like Mogudan Rei
>not posting best girl
For shame OP
>>135282522
>not both boys
ONE JOB
N
E
J
O
B
>>135343692
>Shinji
>Boy
>>135342327
>Not liking Saigadou Rei
Go for a walk, anon.
>>135306108
Why not?
>>135346722
So gay
Bethany Base is pretty representative of Mari. There's this place pursuing alternate Eva development, there's a captive Angel stripped to the bone with stencils on it like a naked Eva and some kinda plug in its neck, just a completely new addition that's mysterious and interesting and then goes fucking nowhere.
>>135291026
In otha wooooords, HOLD MYYYYY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>135348221
>>135282462
I don't know who the one on the left is. I guess her because neither of the other two where very attractive romantic options in the show.
>>135303453
Watermelons is just a metaphora for weed. Anno is this kind of dude.
I want to make Shinji fall in love with me. Should be really fucking easy
Mari is cute with a fun/playful personality
Asuka is a psychotic piece of shit wreck
Rei is an emotionless, empty fuck-doll
Even considering the latter two makes you a complete retard
>Not going for teen Ritsuko
>>135291887
This.
Genderbended Shinji would be best girl. It's a shame that there is so little fanart of this version.
Hell, I would love to find a place to download these mangas.
>>135351887
Too cute to live with a cat and talk about being sullied 12 years later.
>>135352278
He's already a cute girl.
>>135311194
This really.
Except Misato somewhat and Kaji, the only character I can really respect is Rei.
Shinji gets an honorable mention but he really shouldn't have jerked it to comatose Asuka. I get that he was messed up and all, but damn Shinji, why.
>mfw no one likes Fuyutsuki
>>135352958
I liked him.
He is much better than the guy with the gun that can make cars explode
>>135282462
>no Misato
into the trash
>>135282462
Asuka always and forever
ayanami
>>135353777
Nice trips
The thread I created when I was drunk and saw that picture on the untz stream is still alive?
Mari.
>>135353777
Um... what happened to her eyes?
Not even green.
>>135354639
There is quite a bit of art of Asuka with oddly colored eyes. Irks me too.
>>135282462
Why the fuck is Mari even in the picture.
Why do people draw that piece of shit.
She's not canon, she's ugly, she's useless, fuck Mari. Fuck this slut.
>>135354761
>fuck Mari
Gladly.
>she's ugly
Fag. She's prettier than Rei and has better curves than Asuka.
>CTRL+F Maya
>Phrase not found
You fucking shit taste morons
remember that time Asuka wasnt being a bitch?
I sure dont
>>135355086
>being anal about grammar
>>135355030
I sure remember that time that kid who was still out of school couldn't even be assed to capitalize a sentence and complained about Asuka.
>>135355113
Yeah, heavens forbid we all don't talk like fucking gaiafags, am I right?
Gendo best boy
>>135354922
>ctrl+f mana
>0 results
Forever forgotten
>>135354922
She is lesbians with blondie.
>>135354727
I've only seen shades of blue and neon green (aka beastmode eyes) so far.
>>135354761
Why are people still getting so butthurt over her very existence?
Rebuild is and had always been it's own thing, and Mari is one of the best things about it.
She's got the looks, she's crazy in a good way, and, unlike pretty much everyone else, she's happy with her life.
Hm, maybe that's the problem?
>>135355030
Rewatch NGE and pay attention.
Unlike Shikinami, Soryu has a lot more about her than just being a bitchy tsundere.
>>135355237
Mari a sexy.
Doesn't matter, none of them would pick me.
>>135355447
And that alone is enough to stop you from picking one yourself?
Step it up, anon.
>>135282462
marry marichrstmas
fuck rei
killthat cleavage sweater meme
>>135355687
I mean, he does have a point. I'm not even sure myself despite posting previously.
>>135324265
Faggots such as yourself should be banned on sight, why don't you go to one of the other many One Meme Man threads?I took the b8
I'll pick Kaworu over than them, he is a lovely person who can let you kill him with your hand or even sacrifice himself for your sake, also he doesn't have a mentally and personallity disorder.
Kaworu is the best choice if you want a lovely person type.
>>135355914
We're on /a/ of all places.
The question of whether you have a chance to be picked yourself is just irrelevant.
>>135356046
>Faggots such as yourself should be banned on sight, why don't you go to one of the other many One Meme Man threads?I took the b8
Evangelion is not even good and the only decent girl is Misato.
Everyone else is just trash.
I don't choose, take them all by force.
>>135356284
It's relevant enough if you're waifufag like myself dealing in hypotheticals. Then again, hypothetically, the whole situation would be quite different, wouldn't it?
>>135356231
>also he doesn't have a mentally and personallity disorder
Kaworu is the most suicidal person in the show.
He also has some form of aspergers.
He's just as fucked up as the rest of the main cast, but that's part of why I love him.
Mari was made to sell figures
Mana.
>>135291289
Because she had less than 10 minutes of screentime in 3 flicks.
Marry Asuka
Fuck Rei
Kill Mari
>>135311194
Why do people always say that Rei gets better in the end and ignore the fact that it's the same for Asuka?
>>135356717
As fucked up over a much shorter time. He doesn't understand why anyone would do something they don't want to when they could just die instead and isn't all that interested in exploring it.
Kill Rei.
Kill Oscar.
Marry Mari.
>>135357491
Exactly, he doesn't see any difference between dying and living.
That's why he doesn't think anything of dying over and over again, and the thought that Shinji might not like him dying or is hurt by him dying has never even once crossed his mind.
>>135354922
Maya an angry.
>>135358870
She's just sensitive is all. Ritsuko assures her she'll get cynical and jaded when she grows up.
>>135346543
His sex is male.
His gender is another thing altogether.
>>135291289
>glasses
>cute
>seems like enjoys life and sex
I like this Asuka pic but never see it posted. I would like it if anons save it and post it often.
Thank you.
>>135349117
In other words, darling KISS MEEEEEEEEEE
>>135282462
The middle one, she looks younger and will last longer.
OR maybe the right one, since she doesn't seem to want to complain.
I have that image saved myself and think it's a great image, but what difference does it make if said pic gets posted often enough or not if one already has it saved? Chiefly, it just makes me butthurt because I doubt anyone could post a lewd I don't have yet that fits my taste and knowing I just have to rely on pixiv now sort of irks me.
I just don't know what you're getting at here.
>>135361089
>>135361341
Fuck it, I'm not deleting that post again just to fuck up on something else this time. This will have to do.
>>135361341
I often don't save lewd pics. Sometimes just encountering them from time to time on here is enough. But this one is nowhere to be seen so I saved it temporarily to upload it for the purpose of its spreading.
If I see it more often I'll also know I had a hand in it so there's that too.
>>135361089
I'll do.
>>135337001
oh shit
>>135361524
This one gets posted fairly often though.
>>135282462
I pick the one that doesn't look like a man
>>135361524
But what do you get out of it? You already have it saved, what does it fucking matter?
>>135361662
This too. And when you say "nowhere to be seen" I take it you're referring to /a/.
>>135361341
>>135361538
Jokey on you by the way I'm a Reifag.
>>135361727
Well that clears things up.
>>135361719
Because it pisses you off, fireposter
>>135361719
I will soon delete it. It's not appropriate to keep lewd pictures of girls that are not my waifu.
I'm just a connoisseur of nice female features so I just like seeing it from time to time.
>>135361662
Well, excuuuuuuuse me for not being your dedicated rare Asuka picture repository.
>>135361851
>>135361727
I'm getting mixed messages here. The way I see it the Reifag just decided to hop in, but still.
>>135361719
>"nowhere to be seen" I take it you're referring to /a/.
Well yeah and the site in general but I stopped visiting /a/ for some years after I got married. This place ain't for a married man I'll tell you that.
>>135361953
Interesting blog senpai.
Why are you here than?
>>135361953
Assuming you're >>135361851 which I take it you are since you responded with >>135361524 why misuse the term waifu to refer to your 3DPD you're wedded to? Don't be a poser. Go live out your normalfag life or whatever it is that you blogging normalfags do. Stop misusing "waifu", too, it gets really grating.
>>135362066
>>135362135
>blog
>normalfag
Are you implying I married to 3DPD, you ruffians? I don't like to use euphemisms like waifu when refering to my 2D Wife, thank you very much, but I have to I guess.
>Why are you here than?
I remembered all the good times around Eva 3.0 camrip hype and I remembered Evangelion 4.0 oh, sorry Evangelion 3.0+1.0Fuck you, Annowas supposed to come out on the 31st butFuck you, Anno
>>135362358
That was the implication you were giving when you said you left the site after you got married. I mean, you probably did and are just saving face now but whatever. It isn't as if /a/ is getting any better.
>>135362464
You really don't get what I meant do you? Like do you think it's appropriate to spend all your days here around the lewd pics of random flavor of the month actresses once you find the girl of your dreams?
I've been watching anime all my life but when I found my waifu I kind of stopped. I guess I was only watching it to find her and once I did there wasn't any point that much.
Don't talk down to me like I would ever marry 3DPD. I'm not the one my waifu would beat senseless with a rolling pin if only she could get a hold of through dimensions. I hope you don't ogle the girls here too much.
>>135282462
I was honestly never into any of the Eva girls, which is weird because I pick a best girl and obsess over them for literally everything else I read/watch.
It's not like some kind of respect thing, more like they're too weird and seem like walking plot devices. Hell, fucking everyone in Eva was like that.
>>135362671
Look, faggot, I'm an Asukafag, but having a waifu doesn't preclude you from watching anime. You can stop with the passive-aggressive insinuations just because I called into question your implications, faglord.
Your defensiveness leads me to believe you are, in fact, a normalfag, but you don't want to be publicly shunned for being one.
>>135291289
Because we don't know enough about her to hate her.
>>135362812
Get some manners, please. For a second I thought I was on /v/
>passive-aggressive insinuations
and stop imagining things, faggmunch. lol
>>135363035
>Get some manners, please. For a second I thought I was on /v/
>and stop imagining things, faggmunch. lol
Oh, I see, you just blew in from /v/. Understood. At first I thought you were trying to be an ebin troll, but rather obliquely stated here is you admitting to just having been on /v/. Okay.
>>135363138
And I thought you were one of those idiots who argue needlessly as an excuse to post more pictures.
Guess not.
> but having a waifu doesn't preclude you from watching anime
Then I've probably seen too much for my own good. All I watched this year was Miss Monochrome from the airing ones.
>>135362812
>I'm an Asukafag
No you're not, you fucking liar.
>>135363755
>posting Kaworu
Yep, way to out yourself there, Darius.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKMiE9WII0
>>135363810
Shut the fuck up, Darius.
>>135363926
Darius, please.
Go fap to your ARK nudes.
I hope we get to see the final Rebuild soon.
>>135363947
Darius trying to project your fantasies onto me isn't helping anyone.
Rei is the definite best girl.
>>135364056
Untrue.
Asuka
Weil sie ist beste Mädchen.
>>135364082
Rei is the best girl.
The patrician's choice.
>>135364340
That's not Yuior 2nd place Ritsuko
>>135364114
Why the fuck are Asukafags always drawing Rei getting shot or murdered?
