Can somebody please explain to me why Toriyama didn't go for this pairing?
It makes far more sense than Goku and Chichi, who don't have any chemistry at all.
If Chi-Chi didn't marry Goku she would be forgotten like Launch.
>>135214914
Problem officer?
>>135214850
she wanted to marry a prince
and she did
Their chemistry is pretty much the same he has with Chichi to be honest. Both are reallistic who constantly ask shit from him and bitch around. That's pretty much it.
>>135214850
Toriyama has gone on record multiple times saying he did certain things because the entire fandom expected the exact opposite.
It's why Jackie Chun and Tenshinhan won the first two tournaments, too.
>>135214850
buru ma ders erves betters than the scum ogku
>>135214914
her name is lunch U CUNT
>>135215486
>Tenshinhan
>won
That was a draw you fucking idiot.
>>135215550
No.
>>135215550
>Goku lands fractionally earlier
>draw
Not sure it works like that anon.
>>135215550
Tenshinhan is considered the win because Goku hit the ground while he hit a car.
It was bullshit but thems the rules.
>>135215645
Goku is the one that hit the car, which bounced him off and led to him hitting the ground earlier than he would've otherwise.
>implying she didn't break to Yamcha to confess to goku
>3 chapters after she discovers he has a son she is already talking about Yamcha again
Poor Bul Bul
>>135214850
If DBZ never happened I would've want this.
But if we consider a universe where DBZ happened this changes way too much.
>>135214850
Back to le reddit.
>>135215715
They really couldn't believe that Goku was smart enough to have sex huh?
And might I add: Yamcha's life is hell. All he wanted was to get married, and he can't even get that
>>135215452
Bulma only gets pissy at Goku because he doesn't write or call enough. As far as we know, Vegeta is a NEET who trains all day and lives off of the Brief fortune. Bulma, unlike Chichi, would have no problem with Goku doing the same. Their hypothetical kid wouldn't be pushed into becoming a scholar.
Bulma, really, doesn't ask that much of people.
>>135215696
oh yeah.
>>135215486
What a dick.
Bulma's queefs can blow away planets, but if Chichi farts at full force she can wipe out the entire universe.
>>135215715
>>135215723
>>135215752
Imagine a DBZ where Goku has actually matured somewhat, he's still not a 9-5 responsible adult but he is sensible and actually considers the consequences of his actions and is socially adept.
I wish we got that instead of the eternal jester.
>>135215814
Then he would be human instead of a Saiyan. You know, like how he originally was.
>>135215777
All Bulma wants is a Asian or Asian looking guy with black hair, muscles, and is taller than her. Vegeta fits two out of three of those.
>>135215752
He should really have married her here
It's so fucking obvious that she was going full in for Goku's dick but in the same day she discovers that he has a son and also he dies
>>135215892
>Then he would be human instead of a Saiyan. You know, like how he originally was.
>All Saiyans must be autistic
I hate that Toriyama made this something that is part of being a Saiyan on the genetic level, he could've had Goku become more human like due to having grown up with them and Vegeta would've been the contrast who due to his Saiyan upbringing is a hardheaded battle freak.
>>135215896
>Didn't you chase him away
I don't know, maybe Yamcha was better off. She probably would have divorced him once she slept with Vegeta.
But wait, in a divorce you usually get half of whatever your spouse owns, right? Damn, Yamcha could have been a billionaire.
>>135216042
>>But wait, in a divorce you usually get half of whatever your spouse owns, right? Damn, Yamcha could have been a billionaire.
>Implying Bulma wouldn't be crafty enough to have him sign a prenup written by the devil himself
Also I always got the impression that most of the money is her Dad's. He just lets her do whatever she wants, which is not to discount that she doesn't do her fair share in Capsule Corp.
Actually kind of weird that she has all the free time she does, you'd think she'd be tied up with work a lot more.
>>135215723
>DBZ
Kill yourself.
The true Dragon Ball ended with Goku and Chichi.
>>135216104
>Kill yourself.
>The true Dragon Ball ended with Goku and Chichi.
>Implying I don't know that
I was saying that in my opinion it doesn't change things significantly enough for DB to matter, but DBZ would be completely different from the ground up.
>>135216104
>he thinks there's a manga called "DBZ"
>>135216204
Here the original page.
>>135216104
I wish we had keep that cute Chichi from the end of goku's adolescence instead of the turbobitch we get. It's like Toriyama only used her as a plot device to give goku children and the only moments of relevance were when that hack pulled one of his trademark "le epic chichi is mad with goku again XDXDXD" jokes.
And you can't even excuse that with people growing up. She's literally the only one who changed from pre-time skip to post-time skip.
>>135216382
Nah that's Viz trash here's the original page.
>>135216382
>he thinks Dragonball was originally in English
>>135216471
no this is the original
>>135216471
Is that a fan translation? Kame Sennin's final line isn't even remotely correctly translated from >>135217431
>>135217615
Most likely, but then the Viz page isn't so far off from what you say is a mistranslation >>135216382
What does it roughly say?
>>135217662
>This isn't the final chapter. We'll be continuing for just a little bit more.
Toriyama didn't want the generic pair up.
The problem is he actually set it up really well.
>>135217699
>a little bit more
It was clear from the beginning that Bulma's interest in Vegeta was the fact that he was a lost lonely puppy
an all powerful, hyperviolent, egomaniacal lost lonely puppy
Bulma can't realistically think of any male as being her equal, since she's a technological genius with an overabundance of confidence, and doesn't care about fighting
There is nothing about Goku that would appeal to her in any way, he's just a friendly idiot to her
>>135217750
Toriyama was pretty sure he was going to end the series soon at this point.
It's why he chose the name "Dragon Ball Z" when Toei wanted a new name for the anime too, since Z is the very final bit of the alphabet.
>>135214850
he didn't like chichi either so to piss him self he made goku marry her.
>>135214850
Nice pasta.
Did Toriyama ever reveal where the Saiyans actually came from, or is the Wrath Of Khan/post-apocalyptic theory still valid?
>>135217890
Maybe ChiChi is just a representation of his own wife, she was hot and cute when they were young but after they got married and had kids she became like DBZ ChiChi and kept nagging him when all he wanted to do was goof off and draw manga and not help raise their kids.
>>135217979
>where the Saiyans actually came from
I must be missing something major, don't they come from Planet Vegeta?
>>135218019
They landed on the planet Plant from parts unknown, killed the tuffles native to it, and renamed it Vegeta.
>>135218082
Oh yeah forgot about that. Toriyama probably doesn't even remember that.
>>135217699
Well DB was gonna end after we find out Goku was prophecy fulfilling alien who dies on a planet of some other aliens.
Besides I like Goku and ChiChi better. Makes more sense.
>>135218082
The fact that the anime has like three different backstories for them because filler writers have a nasty tendency to add detail to shit Toriyama would later explain differently himself doesn't help.
>>135215896
You are being high levels of delusional here
She never saw him as anything but a younger brother
>>135218114
The thing I was referring to was a thought that the saiyans were actually the result of a genetics experiment on Earth ala Khan Noonien Singh, that they attempted to wage a war of superiority against the humans, and ended up losing and being either exiled or forced to flee.
DB takes place on a post-apocalyptic Earth where a lot of the history is never explained beyond hand-waves.
>>135216422
How is Chichi a bitch? Rather, isn't Goku a deadbeat dad for never making any money for his family to live without being prodded, and refusing to return to take care of his family when he's able to?
>>135217789
Goku "appealed" to Bulma long before Vegeta was even created. She likes him due to his noble qualities and sense of innocence he possesses (and has since he was twelve years old). He is literally the only Z-Fighter she talks about throughout the Trunks OVA.
>doesn't care about fighting
That's Chichi.
>>135218152
It is just really strange
DBz literally starts with her arriving at Kame's house saying that she ditched Yamcha
The Goku and Gohan appears, after Goku dies she starts saying "Where's muh Yamcha when I need him"
>>135218230
and let's not forget that one time she was lusting for his dick on Namek.
>>135218199
How would the humans defeat the Saiyans? I mean unless humanity/technology has degenerated extremely.
DB Earth was actually largely bumfuck backwards until Capsule Corp came along.
>>135218230
those are things you admire about your friends
the things you admire about a mate are physical characteristics and raw confidence...and flaws
which admittedly he has, but Vegeta has more of all those things
>>135218318
It's canon that humans can met or beat Saiyans when it comes to power. The trick is technique. When Gohan goes elder scholar mode he unearths the technique again.
>>135218220
>The Deadbeat dad meme again
Every time.
>>135214850
Because Bulma is like his big sister to him
>>135217431
>bye-bye
I love how they use english words randomly in DB.
>>135218590
>in DB
>>135218220
>implying chichi isn't completely psychotic
>implying goku as a borderline autistic retard isn't scared shitless of her shit and hence why he does the crap he does.
>>135218379
What technique are you talking about?
>>135218976
I have no fucking clue. Was something from either Xenoverse or the other game like it.
>>135219028
>game
How is that canon?
So that theory doesn't work because there is no way humans could beat saiyans. Unless they used to be much stronger somehow.
>>135219127
XV is Canon.
fuck off with this thread every single fucking day don't you have tomatoes to pick you beaner fuck?
>>135219484
People are allowed to make Dragonball threads. And GitS threads. And Akira and Sailor Moon threads if they want.
>this retard thread again by the same retard OP
For fucks sake.
>>135219765
Not this same exact fucking thread, pablo. Go get caught jerking it to ssj5 goku by your abuela and shit your pants from giardia.
>>135214850
The funny thing is that she REALLY wants his dick
>>135219995
why are you such a racist? what do you have against mexicans?
dbz is 100% /a/ related so you can fuck off.
>>135215896
>queer machine
Queer detector scouter when?
It actually should've been Goku x Launch
When does the DBS manga update?
Didn't Yamcha end up as a professional baseball player or something?
Or was that just bullshit?
>>135217789
>an all powerful, hyperviolent, egomaniacal lost lonely puppy
I chuckled.
>>135221950
>implying money matters
he never found love anon.
>>135222323
That's kinda his fault, you know? As I remember, Bulma originally went to see Vegeta because she was tired of Yamcha fucking other girls behind his back. Wouldn't be surprised if he did that to his others lovers, too.
>>135218152
>She never saw him as anything but a younger brother
Never read/watch the last saga of DB. Or read/watch the namek saga?
>>135218305
>she was lusting for his dick
You rather enjoy hyperbole, don't you.
>>135214850
Toriyama hates himself.
>Who do you prefer: Bulma or Chi-Chi?
>Toriyama:
>To be honest, I’m really not fond of Chi-Chi as a character. (laughs) In the middle of the comic, I started to think, “I don’t want to draw her anymore,” and, sort of as a way of spiting myself, I decided, “you’ll have to draw her if she gets married to Goku, so marry them off!” So, I drew her as a kind of punishment. (laughs)
>>135216104
What's with the bars? Did the cia forget to declassify dragon ball?
>>135222528
fuck
this is soul crushing
>>135222648
Why does every time a japanese man (laughs) in an interview I imagine a joyless, cold and soul-shattering laugh?
>>135214850
Every fucking time.
Fuck Bulma and Chichi. Best choice would have been Suno with Android 8 as godfather.
>>135222872
>>135222872
>Suno would have encouraged Goku and Gohan to fight and smack them if they wouldn't have.
>8 being immortal can take care of the kids when someone died again until they are revived agin.
>There will never be an arc where 8 after protecting the family for generations dies at the hand of a powerful villain with Goku, Gohan, Goten and Pan teaming up to fight his murderer.
>There will never be a family trip to Jingle village with Suno reminiscing about how she first met Goku, nor officially welcoming Videl into the family there.
>There will never be a scene where Android 8 is having an emotional outburst over witnessing his godchild dying making a last stand.
>>135221950
He was a baseball player during the five year gap between Piccolo and the Saiyans, though it was anime filler only.
Toriyama is the one that came up with it, though.
>>135222528
>yablewit.gif
>>135223631
Yeah, even then he only became one cause he liked that the teams often get into fights, with him happily jumping in.
In hindsight, he was probably happy that he can actually win a fight that way.
She was 16 in Dragonball and Goku was 12. Chi Chi was also 12. Women usually don't like to marry younger than themselves, similar to how they don't like to marry guys that are shorter than themselves. Goku was both younger and shorter than her, so she settled for Vegeta who is a year older than her and the same height. She is obviously still embarrassed about her husband being a manlet so she slouches down whenever she is seen next to him, to make him appear taller.
>>135215970
the end of the original dragon ball starts hinting at this, after he trains with kam, he grows both physically and mentally, whilst still being a bit simple minded in his philosophy and naive
then z happens
>>135215777
Bulma wanted a hot dude. Vegata is pretty much her trophy husband she uses for breeding (superchildren, at that. And he's technically a prince), while she is the smart one that makes money and supports the family. She got what she wanted.
>>135222528
Fucking sloot. Screw anyone that sympathises with Bul
>>135223944
goku got taller than bulma by the end of dragon ball. that doesn't make sense. she still could've had the chance.
>>135225002
By then Chi Chi had pretty much moved in on Goku territory, so Bulma didn't really have much of a chance. Plus, he was still younger. So she went with Yamcha instead. And once she discovered that Yamcha was a deadbeat, her options were pretty limited.
>>135225087
>they'll never be a chichi vs. bulma arc
>>135222745
Because nips can't laugh?
