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This is a deadly ninja.
This is a bomb.
>>135163120
man Sauce's Police outfit is ballin
hope they add that to UNS4 too
>>135163058
Being cute and having huge tits actually really helps killing people.
>>135163058
these are deadly ninjas too
>Other thread deleted
>Can't tell if it was done out of hate
>>135164657he was coolest janitor
preordered 3 NH doujin
no moonbunny or no Konan focused doujin unfortunately
>>135163058
Only Naruto and Sasuke mattered, with Kakashi to an extent. Hinata had nothing deadly at all, she was shit like most of Konoha ninjas.
>>135163295
what was this from?
>>135165341
latest filler episode I assume
>>135165176
>no moonbunny or no Konan focused doujin unfortunately
WHY JAPS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT 2ND BEST GRILLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you will never drink milk from Hinata's tits
>>135163058
You mean dead, right?
With those fucking eyes, of course it's a fucking zombie or a blind shit.
>>135165223
This. The rest of the characters only were good when Kishi wasn't the one writting them.
somebody stop the fujoshits
>>135166573
>Implying you can stop them
It is like saying that he must stop earthquakes.
>>135163058
hinata pulled out some guys eyes of his head
she is pretty deadly to me
>>135166565
>tfw your favorites died, were reveived just so they can killed, or has so little screen time they might as well be dead
Fuck you Kishi Gengetsu didn't deserve this disrespect.
Today is Madara's birthday, rot in hell faggot.
>>135167866
Eat a dick Tobirama.
>>135163058
This is an ancient evil.
>>135168037
Reminder to never stick it on an ancient evil
>>135166573
You must have missed all the Minato and Naruto stuff years ago. Nothing is sacred.
This is an Ancient Roman Emperor who burned Rome.
>>135167947
The only good thing in Shippuden is how justified Tobirama was all along
If anything he was way too soft
Naruhina a ashit.
>>135168280
Nero didn't start the fire, he was just playing music while it happened. Supposedly.
>>135168244
>You must have missed all the Minato and Naruto stuff years ago.
w-what?
i mean i saw shippuden version of NarutoXMinato but not the Part 1 version of him doing gay shit with his father
>>135163058
And this is a terrorist.
>>135165176
Gospeed anon, remember to give the scans to TL-anon so he can translate them
>>135163058
This is ancient Chinese hero.
>>135168794
>an ancient Chinese hero
slowfix
This is a devil
This is a tank commander.
This is a Naval combat ship
>>135169060
Tank commander? Pff, make way for the submarine commander.
>>135169211
man i need to marathon this shit
>>135163058
This is best girl.
>>135163058
This is genius Pasha and his agents
THIS IS A TAKO
>>135163295
tfw these fllers would've probably been a better story then the canon one,
>>135169452
If you have to do it, do it high. Or while drunk. Otherwise you won't survive this shit and you'll just keep on thinking of a relatively fast method of ending your life.
This is a skilled engineer.
>>135169599
Are you crazy? It feels like a 2006 ficfic and yes I did go though that phase.
Was there ever any more Bitchnata?
This is a priest.
>>135169739
There was a filler arc that took place in the RtN verse
>>135169696
>be an electrical and automation engineer
>cosplay as her
>people still think blond with nice breast are stupid
>>135169507
I'm behind millions of chapters.
>>135169775
Which episodes?
This is a tsundere heavy cruiser
>>135169852
427-428
This is a nun.
>>135166391
That is the worst kind of sorrow.
>>135169211
Obviously a fake. WW2 era warships do not have ICBMs.
>>135170217
>imfuckingplying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1I1MXnXrfk
>>135163058
This is a big guy,
>>135169820
pics?
>>135170327
And was it mounted on any ship?
>>135170145
Onegai?
>>135170409
No one really knows. That kind of information were often destroyed when the Allied bombers laid waste to their manufacturing sites. I wouldn't put it past a mad man like Hitler.
>>135163058
>>135163120
That's is the anime explosion I have ever seen.
this is a lancer.
>>135169850
you should catch up, shits getting real
This is an American Godzilla.
>>135168435
>beliving that lie
He didn't play no music, he didn't start no fire.
He was off diddling some italian boy-o, like any good roman aristocrat
This is a war machine.
>>135163058
The greatest achievement of a silent killer is not looking like one.
>>135171227
this is a faggot.
>>135171227
Is that so
>>135171360
Reminder that we are gonna see Himawari kicking Naruto ass in glorious animation when the Boruto movie blu-ray comes out
>>135171360
Will she kill me in my sleep?
>>135170992
What is this?
>>135163058
These are ancient Pre-colombian vampire men from over 10,000 years ago.
>>135170992
Do best girl and second best boy appear often?
This is the void
>>135170330
UUUU
This is a planet
>>135171360
I want Himawari to murder my entire family
>>135171360
So her eyes were already developed as Byakugan from birth and Nardo's tenacious genes just gave her actual irises, right?
>>135171485Boku no Altair
>>135171588
>Do best boy and second best boy appear often?
FTFY
>>135170330
> got yourself caught
>whats next?
>>135171536
>kill me
>oh wait
>>135172389
She's like a miniature Uchiha
She developed a Byakugan out of sheer hatred, when her stuffed animal was ripped apart. The pain of loss caused her eyes to awaken.
In that moment she became a machine, who's only purpose was to kill, and her body already adapted to the perfect ways to do it. She did not see people anymore, she only saw targets, and instantly within seconds was already perfect at the Hyuuga fighting style.
After she took down the ones in the way, she took to taunting her target, as she cornered it. Laughing as she would soon take it down as well. Moral of the story is that sunflower is a nice girl, but don't piss her off, or else she's the strongest.
>>135172923
rip
>>135171429
I think this was a mistranslation. The firsts BD will carry the One-Shot, not an animated OVA.
>>135173527
really, goddamint
any source on that?
This is a man.
>>135169493
close but no cigar
>>135173527
>>135173644
I checked Aniplex and it does say that there is going to be an animation of the oneshot, for the limited edition blu-ray
>>135170330
Actor is manlet height. What a stupid line in the movie.
>>135171360
>rock on
doujins when?
This is a high school student.
>>135174957
never ever
if theres going to be one i doubt it'll get scanned...
>>135163295
>Sausage finds a healthy outlet for his DARKNESS and his brother doesn't ruin everything
>>135169696
That one is almost believable.
>>135163120
OH MY GOD, JC A BOMB!
>101 replies
>no goblin
This is King Arthur.
>>135177199
My favorite
>>135177998
i would berry my into king arthur
>>135168794
This is Lu Bu.
>>135174468
No, that is a fuccboi.
>>135168037
What the hell happened?
>>135180491
Bump.
>>135169515
UNDER RATED POST
>>135163058
Piss her off enough and she starts ripping out eyes. A dialogue panel of ellipses usually precedes this event.
This is a military commander entrusted with the fate of humanity.
>>135163058
You know that female ninjas were basically prostitutes right? They didn't do much fighting. Basically what I am trying to say is that all of the nardo girls are whores.
This is a burd
>>135183204
>TL note
my fucking sides
>>135183374
I'd entrust her with my life
>>135183459
You mean Geisha?
They were more like high class escorts that were very good at talking, singing, playing instruments etc. Everything to entertain.
They were also used as spies.
This is a normal high school girl and her pet dragon
This is a great youkai and slayer of 100 heroes
This is a root.
>>135184246
the root of?
>>135184663
Existence, the universe, everything
This is an evil witch.
This is a killer android.
>>135184837
always the cute ones
>>135166391
Please, don't remind me.
>>135170327
That's not an ICBM.
It's a guided rocket alright. But not an Intercontinental ballistic missile.
More like a dickalicious ninja. Fuck she's boiling hot.
This a deadly jaeger
>>135163058
this is an actual deadly ninja!
>>135169515
>>135182415
I AM A BOY
Hinata is fucking shit. She's a stupid character who should've stayed in the background like the creepy stalker she is. She was only brought to the front because Kishimoto is a spineless cuck who couldn't deal with so many dipshits riding Hinata's cock all day.
>>135180491
Mahiro-san happenned
This is a fox
>>135188853
More like face of justice.
This is a Gundam
This is a japanese version of a gay immortal british vampire who just so happend to have stand powers
These are deadly ninjas
>>135192858
>These are deadly ninjas
No, these are deadly ninjas.
>>135193030
What is that from?
These are strong ninja that don't need no man.
I had this nightmare
In it, Naruto never ended
And we got a manga focusing on his shitty son and Sasuke's DARKNESS daughter
>>135193573
Did this nightmare at least have Naruto's less shitty daughter?
>>135193313
One of the shitty ending credits
>>135193635
Which one?
This is the face of a deadly ninja.
This is a deadly ninja
>>135194126
I want to tongue that ninja butthole.
This is a semen seraphim
>>135194126
>shit/nothing special in series
>good in fap material
Any other characters like that?
>>135194772
Chichi.
>>135163058
This is an EVEN DEADLIER ninja.
This an adorable daughter
>>135183459
We don't know much about historical kunoichi. We do know they used their feminine wiles to get close to assassination targets and to stay in a place and spy, but it isn't necessarily true that all kunoichi had to fugg dudes. Would be a lot of pregnant ninja running around which isn't good for business.
I mean yeah they had like seashell condoms but come on how many samurai, nobles, or feudal lords and such do you think ACTUALLY used them?
>>135163120
The fuck is that? When did that happen?
I stopped watching during the sasuke retrieval arc.
Hey guys, as promised, here are 70+ pages of NaruHina centric fluff filled with :3 Hanabi, big sister Sakura, and SasuSaku being a disaster of a relationship.
Merry Christmas. I think you guys will like it.
http://imgur.com/a/LEOpD
This is a super sayain
This is Jeanne d'Arc.
>>135169599
GIVA ME A CHEWING GUM
>>135198642
thanks, tl-anon. you and your typesetter are my heroes.
very nice read for late christmas eve
>>135183204
That gentle smile is one of deep seated rage and hatred. Sakura is lucky Naruto had a lunar awakening when he did.
>>135199903
This is also Jeanne d'Arc.
This is a robot.
>>135202811
Behind the high schooler?
>>135202811
Where seems like a normal guy to me.
>>135164599
Younglings!
This is a mother.
>>135198642
Jesus warn a nigga if they are gonna need some insulin
>>135169060
>>135169298
>being commander
>not being your own vessel
>>135170145
>>135170427
Kancolle. Also, do what >>135169631 said.
>>135206456
Why is that destroyer so smug?
Fuck off, narutards.
>>135169452
The anime is shit, don't bother.
>>135206503
>Kancolle
>small c
>>135206737
Merry Christmas shitposter
>>135206514
Because she knows she is Tanaka's waifu.
>>135206766
I am not the one posting shit.
>>135168037
>Nyarlathotep
>Evil
>>135193676
Naruto shippuden ed 8
>>135206761
Eat shit and die.
>>135174839
That's why he read the line as if he was saying he was a big guy for CIA.
>>135163120
God when are they going to let that Hiroshima thing go
>>135207495
God that was weird.
>deadly
I don't remember her killing anyone.
>>135208576
She pulled the eyes out of a moon nigga
>>135208600
Kill Bill style?
>>135208783
Sorta, his ass screamed pretty loud, the nigga stole her little sisters eyes and she got them back
>>135209001
Pretty badass.
This is a virgin.
>>135207999
>actually suggesting anyone to watch the anime
Please no.
>>135209486
I was talking about the second half of the post, which is autistic. The anime cannot be defended, except by secondaries with the worst shit taste.
>>135163058
This is a stealthy ninja.
>so much stealth
>no one saw me if all witnesses are dead
>in the scale of the universe it's not noticeable at all
>wizard? where?
>totally not multiclassing
>implying ninjas don't have level 9 spells
>what do you mean by "giant flame constructs aren't ninja tools"
>>135209637
>complaining about autism
>>135163058
Has this ended yet?
>>135210752
Never silly anon, just announced a new manga featuring darkness and burrito
>>135202811
HEY HEY HEY! Where do you get off, comin' in here insulting Mechazawa like that, you punk?!
This is a corpse
>>135212969
This is also a corpse
This is the next pirate king.
>>135212996
>>135212969
Unmarried christmas cake corpse.
>>135212969
>>135212996
Not corpse, but ghost.
>>135193030
No wonder everyone thought she was fat.
>>135165176
Does Konan even have ANY doujins?
These are 17 year olds.
>>135198642
Hey that's really cute.
>>135168980
No, this is.
>>135215400
This is... I don't even...
>>135213963
Ironically she is the lightest of the girls.
>>135212996
That's more a rapist ghost.
>>135194772
hinata
>>135208600
You forgot to mention that moon nigga was beaten by naruto in advance.
Anyway, not a very impressive fest to me, since anyone in naruverse seems to pluck people's eyes like it's nothing.
>>135163058
This is Daesh
![[Leopard-Raws] Naruto Shippuuden - 441 RAW (TX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_19.07_[2015.12.12_07.57.21].png](https://i.imgur.com/wcob5Rk.jpg "[Leopard-Raws] Naruto Shippuuden - 441 RAW (TX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4 snapshot 19.07 [2015.12.12 07.57.21]")
>>135198372
Current arc, it's a story Jiraiya wrote inside of Tsunade's dream inside of the Infinite Tsukiyomi while she's slowly being turned into a White Zetsu.
>>135163058
...It is? What did she do besides getting her shit beat in by Neji in original and Pain in Shippuden?
>>135163295
kinda reminds me Delta Unit outfit
>>135223288
got the dick
>>135166573Hinata and Hinawari porn where
>>135223744no porn but i have this though
>>135163470
Historically Kunoichi were trained to imply sex as a way of extracting info. They were primarily spies after all.
>>135169211
This is a Navel combat sheep
>>135223889
>that eye
absoluely disgusting
>>135223889
This is ugly, i can fap to a lot of things but this face is too ugly
>>135223288
She killed Naruto's homolust and virginity.
This isa demonic bio-WMD and the final boss
>>135184042
That sword through the mouth is still one of the coolest visual design element I've ever seen.
>>135215400
These are also 17 year olds.
>>135164599
Why is Inojin blushing?
>>135226022Shikadai turned on the vibrator
>>135193418
Who's that on the left, Sarada?
>>135197334
>seashell condoms
How those that work?
>>135223247
But is it filler or what?
>>135227373
Yes, complete alternate universe.
>>135223889
>>135223744
>no porn
Bullshit! You just suck at finding it.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Hinata_Hyuuga%20himawari_uzumaki/1
>>135198642
Thanks TL Anon. And Merry Christmas
>>135227373
>Naruto still has fucking filler despite the manga being finished
For what purpose
>>135224810
>She killed Naruto's homolust
An impressive feat.
>>135228131
To milk this franchise till its dry, anon
>>135202811
Rude
this is satan
This is an angel
These sluts are also angels
>>135228131
Because God hates us
>>135170992
>yeniceris
Kebab scum detected. Remove yourself from the premises.
>>135230665
>not liking the best uniformed professional soldiers in the world
>being this plebian
>>135198642MubarakChristmas to you too TL anon
>>135228283
Seriously. Homolust is canonically stronger than Kaguya and while it may have taken a long time, Hinata slew it. Truly a dangerous power.
>>135228283
>>135233667
Nope she merely just put his homolust to sleep
Sauce returning to village awaken that shit insta
>>135198642
that's fucking cute
thank you, tl-anon
>>135198642
>and SasuSaku being a disaster of a relationship
are the ss shippers already bashing the comic for this? I remember when they threw a fit because a comic implied sasuke liked hinata's cooking
just rewatched zabuza arc holy shit why didn't they just end it there
>>135234583
Zabuza is still my favourite "villain" to this day
>>135173050
when does this happen
This is a squid.
>>135202126
Looks like shota Naruto.
>>135234852
Bonus chapter that came out with Boruto movie.
It took place during Naruto's inauguration as Hokage.
Uzumaki slice of life family adventures
This is no zaku, boy. No zaku.
>>135236083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px8aiW3GEME
>>135235824
>master ninja
5 year old girl sneaks up on him
>>135236176
You think she's just a normal five year old girl?
She may as well be the rebirth of Kaguya.
Bort learns a valuable lesson
>>135236265
She still calls him Naruto-kun?
For some reason page 15 was labeled differently.
>>135235775
>>135235824
>>135235865
>>135235903
>>135235941
>>135236011
>>135236047
>>135236083
>>135236155
>>135236203
>>135236231
>>135236265
>>135236305
Fuck man Kishi is good at Ninja SoL stuff
also daily reminder that we going to get animated version of this in July
>>135236331
She normally calls him "Anata" or "My husband" but when things get tense, like when she finds him passed out or sees him getting carried away by Momoshiki, her worry takes over and she calls him "Naruto-kun" because deep down he'll always be Naruto-kun to her.
>>135236305
literally Kaguya: The Second Coming
>>135237109
>mini-kaguya
thats actually cute and horryfying at the same time
>>135237277
Did you just draw this anon?I need more. Preferably with Hima-Kaguya looming over Boruto who's dropping mad spaghetti.
This is a man eating slime
>>135237697
nope, some anon did months ago
>>135237697
Nah, some drawfag drew that back in the gaiden days, and I think it's supposed to be Salad and Burrito's kid
>>135237848
>gaiden days
man it was really a wild ride
hope Kishi (with his upcoming Mitsuki one shot) and that new artist deliver it again in spring
>>135237831
>>135237848
Damn. Ah well, an anon can dream.
Does anyone happen to have the short where Naruto is carrying Hinata off after coming home from a mission? I haven't managed to save it.
>>135231995
What is this, shounen version of Otoyomegatari? Picked the fuck up just for costume design porn.
>>135239005
Its Turkey and its fuccbois stronk! The manga though its really good
Really suprised that there isnt any anime adaptation
>>135227958
> tfw sunflower sexualized a lot since i checked the tag
DO NOT SEXUALIZE MY SUNFLOWER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135199903
Realitic
>>135195024
Fuck that nose tricked me. I thought it was her upper lip.
>>135163058
Uhh guys?
Im not sure but it seems Boruto movie in decent quality has been leaked out
>>135228799
As we found out five years ago, not both of them.
>>135198642
Plot was even more fanfiction than The Last.
Post Moar
>>135242257
You can find the major doujins I've translated at tlanon.imgur.com
>>135233667
Boruto movie shows otherwise
>even if the Kyuubi Attack and Uchiha massacre doesn't happen, Sauce will still be an edgelord
Kek
>>135163058
Given that Ninja were more about espionage and infiltration than cool fights, it actually makes a lot of sense for an attractive harmless-looking woman to be a deadly ninja.
>>135246928
That doesn't make sense. He only started being a dick after his family got slaughtered
>>135247451
Why wouldn't it?
He already had massive inferiority issues due to always being compared to his Mary Sue brother, it's only natural it would progress worse. He was eight, of course an eight year old wouldn't be an edgelord but being treated like shit would eventually eat away at him.
It doesn't help that everyone is calling him gifted and destined to surpass Itachi, when so far nothing of the sort seems plausible.
Add to the fact that Naruto has his parents and godfather actively helping him and making him superior, it only adds to more of Sauce's inferiority issues.
Oh and tldr; he is Indra and Madara's reincarnation aka he will always be an edgelord because MUH DESTINY
>>135246928
Some things never change.
>Reddit thinking Sauce is acting out of character
inb4 going to Leddit
Did those fucktards even read the same manga as us? It doesn't take much to make an Uchiha into a little bitch.
>>135247973
/a/ is the only place you can candidly discuss Naruto, everywhere else is full of people who are in denial
>>135248036
Yeah I know. They also think Sakura would have TALKED TO Sasuke and calm him down. So apparently she is also out of character.
Are these people this fucking delusional?
>>135246928
>Kyuubi attack and Uchiha massacre don't happen
>Minato never dies
>Uchiha end up taking over the village.
>Hyuuga become the new Uchihas
>Neji's dad becomes the new Tobi; it turns out that his Byakugan coincidentally had the same ability as Tobi's eye, but the village still sacrificed him in the original time-line because "Yeah, why not, he's a branch family guy after all and its what he wants"
That was an odd filler.
>>135248203
Don't forget Naruto still has his mother's name.
The canonical explanation was that they had to hide his father's identity.
So why the fuck does he still have his mom's family name? Everyone in the goddamn world knows who his father is in this arc.
Is Minato a cuck?
>>135248203
Why does Minato let Uchiha take over
>>135248309
>They let everyone think Minato (hero of Konoha) was a cuck
>This only furthers the village's hatred of Naruto, bastard son of the Fourth Hokage
>>135248317
Itachi was never asked to stop the coup that they were planning, because Minato was a hands off sort of president.
>>135248309
Probably. He certainly was beta enough.
>>135248379
What happens to Minato then
>>135248412
He basically stepped down as president when the Uchiha all rallied, rather than letting it turn into a war. They all gathered in his office, and he just decided this doesn't need to turn into a massacre, so he handed shit over.
From the sound of things anyway.
I love how you guys hate on everything else yet wank on the most shitty fujoshit pairing NH and the most irrelevant character Hinata.
Naruto has way too many hypocritical haters within the fandom. You can't ever have any actual discussion because everyone is so autistic they are convinced they are right so they just parrot their opinions as fact and try to steamroll over everyone else's like a pissing contest. It's pathetic. One of the worse fandoms hands down.
>>135248888
>all that NS butthurt
Still mad after all this time huh?
>>135248888
>fujoshit pairing NH
That doesn't even make sense you fucking retard
>>135248888
>telling us shit we already know
>your first sentence lets me know right off the bat that you aren't American and therefore your opinion is worthless
What a waste of quads.
>>135249024
I don't even like NS you fucking fujocunt
>>135249047
That's why tumblr is filled with NH fujoshits right? You guys aren't any fucking better. Face it.
>>135249059
For the record I am American. and also
>thinking your opinion means anything just because you are an american
>you are clearly an autist
This is why everyone hates us dude.
>>135248309
The real answer is because the name "Naruto Uzumaki" is by now too engraved in the audience's heads to change it even in a filler fanfiction.
>>135249141
>NH fujoshits
Literally doesn't make sense, you're using words without knowing what they mean
>>135249024
Naruto and Sakura had more development as friends than your Shitnata and Naruto did as lovers.
How does that make you feel?
>kishi even admits they didn't have any development so he had to kill Neji to give them something
>kishi says he mad NH happen out of pity for Hinata
ahahahaha my fucking sides.
>>135249141
>claims that I'm making burgers look bad
>doesn't know what the fucking definition of a fujoshit landwhale is when even the fucks from /sp/ know what it means
>>135249150
It still makes Minato look like a cuck. Just saying.
>>135249166
They literally self-insert into Hinata and headcanon her into a mary-sue who is actually relevant. I've seen the same shit go on here, except you fags self insert into Naruto and try to Mary sue Hinata so you can pretend she's best girl and you didn't get table scraps ahue
>>135249306
That's not what fujoshi means you fucking retard
>>135235941
>>135235903
>>135235865
>>135235824
>>135235775
>taking charge of important duties, the household while keeping Naruto on the straight and narrow
MILFnata is a miracle pf the universe.
>>135249338
>being an irrelevant doormat for Naruto as predicted
More like miracle of the 1950's housewife trope.
>>135249337
>he thinks fujoshi means liking yaoi
LOL and i'm the retard here
>>135249394
Hi readit :)
>>135249442
Ok everyone go home, this a troll.
He is not American, he is an ethnic chink born in Australia. He has learned the ways of shitposting from the masters.
>>135249306
>self insert into Naruto
Does anyone actually do that? It's like self inserting into Shirou
>>135249484
Hi autism.
>>135249496
I want insert my dick into Shirou.
>>135249496
Seeing as you fags fawn over your shit waifu Hinata like you are the ones who married her, then yea you self insert.
>>135249550
Hinata isn't even close to the best girl, and we all know this
She was just best for Naruto, overall she barely cracks the top ten
>>135249615
Why did Naruto even have to get a girl. He's better off alone than with Shitnata who did jack shit for him for most of the series and was basically a pity marriage decided somewhere in the middle of the manga.
Even Naruto's seiyuu said she thought he would end up alone.
>>135249694
>Naruto not pulling a Simon and going into the wilderness after Hinata dies in the final battle
>>135249694
Because she was the one who believed in him from the very beginning when no one else did.
That's it.
That's the only reason, it's a shonen moral used time and again, anyone who didn't see it coming all along is an idiot.
>>135249694
He needed to end up with someone so he could have kids and Kishi could get his non-homo SN
>>135249694
>even Naruto's seiyuu doesn't like NH
lol I always laugh at NH fans because they act like their ship is the best most loved ship ever when in reality no one gives a fuck about it but them.
Kishi was too busy trying to make Sakura popular and decide whether or not Sasuke and Sakura would get together to even think about their shit pairing. He had to shoehorn neji dying at the last minute to make it happen.
![all_according_to_keikaku_by_dannex009-d89yv7r[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e7F4Vg5.png "all according to keikaku by dannex009-d89yv7r[1]")
>>135249694
>trying to stop the plan
>>135249788
but Kishi didn't even plan for NH to happen until somewhere in the middle and even then it was only because he took pity on Hinata because she would look pathetic otherwise seeing as her entire character consists of "naruto-kun!"
Also, believing in him sure helped him out didn't it? Oh wait, it didn't because she was too beta to take up for him or make friends so she just stood and looked up to him for her own selfish desires. He doesn't even fucking know she looks up to him, he just thinks she's some weird girl. She literally doesn't change this until the final arc of the manga.
>>135249819
>SNfag living vicariously through burrito/salad
Fujo pls go.
>>135249857
Neji dying was killing two birds with one stone.
That way Kishi gets the obligatory sad war death and some shipfaggotry development out of the way so he has more time for brotherly homolust and coolest guy flashbacks
>>135250024
Not to mention, Neji never got the chance to see just how right he was all along
Very convenient
>>135249857
You wanted Naruto and sakura to get together didn't you you cant fool me
>>135249819
>burrito/salad
>SN
Except Naruto himself even says Sarada's personality is all Sakura. How do fujoshi's twist that?
>>135250100
>calls out Hinatafags for their delusions
>must be NS fag
Yea nah. Naruto should've ended up alone and Hinata should've died in the war. Then Neji could live and become clan leader like he was supposed to.
>>135250101
>How do fujoshi's twist that?
Fujo's favorite early pairing was fucking Kakashi and Iruka
They can twist anything
>>135250167
Ok buddy what ever you say
>>135250065
He would have just turned a blind eye to it and pretended that Naruto became the most awesome person in the universe through hard work and perseverance and not by having unlimited ninja juice and being the reincarnation of ninja God.
Neji's own death was proof that he was right. He died protecting the main branch like all side branch members are destined to do.
>>135249694
>>135249857
>Naruto x Sakura keks will never stop being mad
This series just keeps on giving
>>135250167
>neji dies
>hinata lives
>Neji would've been most badass clan leader
>Hinata is just a shitty housewife who's husband doesn't even give her and their kids the time of day because workaholic
What was it all for?
>>135250329
>having unlimited ninja juice and being the reincarnation of ninja God.
I wish someone, anyone, would reference this in-story
Some fucking nobody chunin complaining or hell, even a bad guy that we're not supposed to sympathize with
I just want somebody in the story to say "That bullshit's not fair"
>This is the Tensai.
>>135250405
>NarutoxTitnata keks will continue being delusional and overly defensive branding everyone who dare stand in the way of their sunshine bullshit a NS fag
Truly degenerates.
>>135250405
NS being shit doesn't make NH good. Just saying. Being a more polished piece of poop isn't something to celebrate over.
>>135250496
You sound pretty bitter though.
>>135250616
You sound pretty delusional and overly defensive tho.
But you're a Hinata fag, that's to be expected.
>>135250616
>smug Hinata
>implying that doormat has anything to be smug about
>implying her face could even form a smug expression
That bitch is probably expressionless even when Naruto sends his clone to fuck her every once in a blue moon.
>>135250715
Y u mad tho?
>>135250659
>>135250715
>all dis mad
Being salty won't change the flavor.
>>135250805
>>135250806
>Hinata-fags BTFO
>u-umad
>y u mad tho?
>>135250715
It's funny because Sakura is more of a doormat than Hinata ever was
>>135250899
>Come in a thread purely for the sake of starting shit
>Try to pretend you're not mad
You're not fooling anyone
>>135250805
>>135250806
Hinata is literally shit-tier. What would I be mad about? That you fap to an irrelevant doormat because you can't get a gf irl? Yea, so pissed.
>>135250954
Someone is mad. Hinata is most definitely the best girl. She also has best eyes. Go cry elsewhere faggot. Outside of neji, everything worked out fine.
Rip neji
>>135250942
>purely for the sake of starting shit
OH. OHHHH My fucking bad! and here I was, thinking I was allowed to have a different opinion. I'll just take my place in line to bow down to Hinata's irrelevant, wannabe princess ass like everyone else. I mean, how dare I slander your great waifu, who's main accomlishment is the main character sticking his dick inside her for a pity fuck.
>>135250904
Well, I'm not sorry my waifu had screntime and yours didn't. Take it up with the author. He's the one who shit all over your cowtit himechan.
>>135251001
Hey, you're allowed to think she's best girl. It's not a crime to have shit taste. Just don't go around pretending it's fact like all the other autists on this website.
>>135251074
>This mad over a children's cartoon
Get help. Fast.
>>135251074
So salty. I fucking love it.
>>135251190
>defending a shit character
Get some taste. Fast.
>>135251074
Yeah, everyone who disagrees with you must be a Hinatafag
Fuck off, there's several better girls and Hinata was objectively sorely lacking in development, yet still better than Sakura, who was total shit
>>135251126
If Sakura really is your waifu, you have the shittiest taste imaginable. All her screentime did was make her more and more terrible
Also my waifu isTemari
>>135250484
Maybe Mitsuki might do it.
He seems to be good at pointing out bullshit like his mother.
That and he seems to be curious in learning more about his teammates.
>>135251224
Not as much as I love BTFO Hinata fags who can't say shit besides "hurr umad u salty" because they have literally no argument, nothing in canon, not even the author to back them up.
>>135251074
You sound like a woman.
>>135250954
Actually, I barely just started posting in this thread.
I just thought you being so fucking angry was hilarious.
>>135251126
>Well, I'm not sorry my waifu had screntime and yours didn't.
They gave her a movie.
>>135251268
Hinatafag or not, you're defending her.
>>135251268
I don't care what you think about Sakura, I'm not an autist. You're allowed to have your opinion however shitty it may be.
>Temari
What is it with you fags and liking bitches with literally no screentime? Is it because you think you can pretend they'd have all these great accomplishments if they did have screentime?
>>135251384
>accomplishments
Or it could be their personality, dumbfuck
>>135251384
>What is it with you fags and liking bitches with literally no screentime? Is it because you think you can pretend they'd have all these great accomplishments if they did have screentime?
Kind of off-topic, but I have this running theory that "side" characters always seem more interesting because writers try to make "main" characters as bland/generic as possible so they're inoffensive and easy relatable (in their minds).
It's the same reason why worst girl (i.e. blandest girl) always wins.
>>135251331
you sound like a faggot autist
>>135251367
and she's still shit
also
>acting like the anime or movies are relevant
There's a reason I'm calling you out nigger.
>>135251423
My bad, you guys just like to shit on Sakura so much because of her supposed lack of accomplishments yet praise the other girls up and down when they have shit to show themselves.
>>135251384
>You can only like a character with a lot of screentime
This is just as retarded as those powerlevelfags that always shit on weaker characters when people say they like them
>>135251522
No, rest assured that Sakura is shit through and through due to who she is as a person, her accomplishments are only supplementary
>>135251462
I think it's the exact opposite. Atleast in the Naruto fandom. People hate Sakura because she makes her own decisions and has her own personality. They don't like that she doesn't conform to their wishes like a bland doormat would.
Meanwhile, they like characters like Hinata with no screentime because they can give her any personality they like and make her do whatever they want in their heads with no canon to disagree with them because no fucking screentime. She's a waifu simulator. while Sakura is the real 3dpd girl with an actual personality.
This is the most deadly ninja.
>this amount of quantum anal pain
How does Hinata manage to make people so mad even after all this time? She's one of the nicest people in the series.
>>135251611
>Sakura is a shit person
Literally the entire Naruto cast and the author is giving you some massive side-eye right now.
>>135251636
>it took them 4 fucking tries to give the effeminate moody edgelord a vagina
>>135251626
No, she just conforms to Sasuke's wishes like a bland doormat
>>135251665
To be honest, it's not even her. I think she's cute, but mostly I don't give a fuck about her.
It's her fans that like to shit on everything else in favor of her and make her out to be this perfect marysue and shove it in your faces every chance they get.
>>135251665
You quantum means really small, right?
The assmad Sakurafags in this thread is glorious. Still bitter after more then a year of losing. Hinata is truly the best girl next to 10/10.
>>135251706
Madara and especially Sasuke was originally intended to be female.
>>135251760
*You realize
>>135163058
The only way she looks like she could be deadly is if she killed with kindness.
>>135251721
Literally fucking when? After he left the village, she even tried to kill him and disagreed with his path precisely because she'st NOT a fucking doormat despite her feelings for him.
If you want talk about someone who's a doormat for Sasuke, look at Team Taka. Those are fucking doormats.
>>135251777
>everyone who dares disagree my waifu is a 10/10 is a mad Sakurafag
>losing
Sakura wasn't competing for Naruto, you dumbfuck. She wanted Uchiha dick.
>>135251843
>Literally fucking when?
For twelve years
>she even tried to kill him
And immediately bitched out because despite her best efforts, she's a fucking doormat
>>135251899
Everyone with a brain knows that
That's the whole reason she's made so much fun of
>>135251918
>muh headcanons
>not killing the man you love makes you a doormat
>when even the main character didn't want to kill him
Easy there edgelord.
>>135251899
You are a fucking stupid sakurafag that is for sure.
>>135251959
>making fun of a girl because she's inlove
Are you niggers 12?
>>135251984
>tenten picture
>another fag with an irrelevant waifu dares to shit on mine
ahue
>>135251973
>headcanon
What
>not killing the man you love makes you a doormat
Do you still not understand that her being so in love with Sasuke is exactly why people laugh at her?
>>135183374
I'd enthrust her all night long.
>>135251626
>People hate Sakura because she makes her own decisions and has her own personality. They don't like that she doesn't conform to their wishes like a bland doormat would.
>Meanwhile, they like characters like Hinata with no screentime because they can give her any personality they like and make her do whatever they want in their heads with no canon to disagree with them because no fucking screentime. She's a waifu simulator. while Sakura is the real 3dpd girl with an actual personality.
You'd almost be right if not for the fact that even that Sakura waits around pining for her man, and lying to herself about who she likes (remember Naruto calling her out for that?), while Hinata, as shy as she is will show up without fail to help Naruto out of his various jams, and doesn't lie to herself about her feelings for him.
You reel out this complaint about no screen-time and no canon, when they LITERALLY made a movie to seal the deal on Naruto and Hinata's relationship.
>>135252049
Stay mad ;)
>>135252049
>irrelevant
>>135251555
>>135252051
What do you expect? For her to magically fall out of love with him and kill him? That's not realistic, that's your hate boner fantasy. I'm not sorry she doesn't live up to your retard expectations.
>>135252145
I expect that her crush on a boy because he was cool and handsome wouldn't be propped up as some kind of fucking infallible true love bullshit
It's just as Sasuke said himself, she had no reason to love him, and neither did he
Sakura is just as bad, if not worse than Obito, and we all know how much we make fun of that fag
>>135252075
>waits around pining for her man
but she didn't. She picked herself up and made something of herself so she could meet him and stop pining. She took action.
Hinata litereally only did shit for Naruto in the final arc, don't act like she's his fucking saviour, and don't you fucking dare try to act like she did more for him than the rest of his friends the entire fucking manga whereas Hinata was too busy being a betafag to come to his aid.
>lying to herself about her feelings
Even if she did, what does this have to do with anything? How does this even fucking matter?
>there are legit naruturds ITT
Let me just say HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>135252240
>that selective reading
Kakashi literally said they didn't need a reason to love each other, that's the message the author was trying to get across. If you have a problem with that, take it up with him. but don't go around shilling your asshurt heacanons in everyone's faces because you're too fucking bitter to take a child's manga as it's meant to be taken.
>>135251760
quantum actually mean discrete (as opposed to continuous/gradual), anon
>>135252075
>movie
>seal the deal
The movie was literally made to give them development because the author basically fucking said they viturally had none. So he let the animators do it for him because he couldn't be fucking assed to do it himself.
>>135252342
And you're going to continue to insist that Sakura's nonsensical love for Sasuke is better than Hinata's for Naruto just because she got more screentime, none of which developed her relationship with Sasuke, just like you shit on Hinata for?
>>135163058
>they're still going
>>135252457
>none of which developed her relationship with Sasuke
Except that's all her screentime with Sasuke did. The author even said they already felt like lovers during their parting scene.
I just find it pretty fucking pathetic that Hinata had as much screentime with Naruto as Sakura did with Sasuke in part two and Naruto was actually in the fucking village while Sasuke wan't. Just fucking lol
>>135163058
hinata is the perfect meta-character.
she's not the perfect waifu of all time, but she's ridiculously effective at triggering jealous tumblrtard bitches and betas who self-insert as Naruto and think they deserve the pushy female MC.
it's like kishi struck gold by designing this character that does virtually nothing in the series itself but triggers the fuck out of the worst people in the fandom.
>>135252457
Sakura's love for Sasuke is a million times more realistic than Hinata's for Naruto.
Sakura also went through more trials and tribulations with Sasuke etc.
All Hinata did was literally wait around until Naruto noticed her and decided he liked her as much as ramen or some shit. Greatest love story of all time amirite?
>>135252613
>worst people in the fandom
but that's Hinatatards
Honestly, if you come in with your shit waifu Hinata and just try and shit over everything and everyone else in favor of making her seem better, ofcourse people are going to take issues. Don't play the victim here.
>>135252661
That's probably why people like NH so much. It's pathetic wish-fulfillment
It's literally "senpai noticed me!" without them actually having to do anything to make senpai notice them.
It's lazy and unrealistic.
>>135252574
Now I understand what's happening.
You see, here in /a/ we make fun of Kishi and his autism all the time. We've recognized how Kishi thinks, and the impact it has on his work. Part of why /a/ is the best place to discuss Naruto is that we don't take it seriously and can do this.
You, like most people at other sites, actually take this shit seriously, and thus act like Kishi is the fucking gospel instead of the very flawed man we all know he is.
There's really no point in talking to you any further, since you are just not reading on the same level as the rest of us. You should probably go back to Narutoforums or wherever it is you came from, since this clearly isn't the place for you.
>>135252710
sorry, I don't have a horse in this race, but it's easy to see that Sakura truly deserves the title of Pink Shit.
> I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor, so I obvious self-insert as Shikamaru and rightfully see Temari as best grill.
Hinata barely registers in the series, but it's great how she just pisses of SN fujoshits and NSfags/bitches to absolutely no end.
>>135252798
>we just headcanon everything because we are too autistic to face the realities of life and live in our fantasy world, circlejerking and parroting each other into oblivion, laughing as if the joke isn't on us
>you actually have reading comprehension
FTFY
also
>hurr we are only pretending to be retarded
>WE WAS TROLLS ALL ALONG DURRR
How about you go back to Naruto forums faggot, there's an anti-Kishimoto FC just for you filled with asshurt and delusions just like here.
>>135252908> I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor, so I obvious self-insert as Shikamaru and rightfully see Temari as best grill.A-am I not the only one who actually does that?
>>135252798
>you are not reading on the same level as us
and THANK FUCKING GOD for that. Like, holy shit. I've never met such a huge group of entitled delusional asshats that are so pathetic they have to parrot bullshit after bullshit to try and reassure each other they are right and everyone else is wrong.
This is a chef.
>>135253003
Yeah, those Sakurafags are pretty crazy
NSfags still butthurt, I see.
This was a promising character deserving of plot focus.
>>135253165
lol she fat now
>>135253025
seems about right
This is a genjutsu-type ninja.
>>135253400
No it's not.
>>135253400
Apparently all female ninjas are good for is medical shit, genjustu, or nothing (at least according to Kishimoto.) Seemed fairly sexist to me.
>>135220038
Because she has no muscle, she's also short
>>135253208
Say what? I haven't read all the way to the end yet. When did this happen?
>Tfw she was my favourite during the exams
>>135253597
shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit
>>135253965
it happens at the very end
>>135254053
Triggered.
>>135247451
uchiha degernative brain disease
>>135254071
Got any pics? I don't think I want to reach the end anymore.
Is she just old and fat, or did she just get fat while still young? Why U do this kishi?
>>135163058
I don't watch Narutard shit and I don't ever plan to but I've always wondered
Is Hinata supposed to be blind?
>>135254120
she's trainingchoji's daughterI am pretty sure she is still young
>>135254159
no, she is part of a clan who has an eye power that Sasuke doesn't have so it is ignored the majority of the time
>>135253965
This is the cruelest thing to happen in the entire series.
>>135254183
>>135254247
Th-These can't be real. What the fuck. I think I'm going through a existential crisis right now. I no longer want to finish this manga. Fuck it, to the headcannon I go, where anko is still skinny and pretty, hinata X naruto, sasukexsakura, and all the other shit that's supposed to happen, happens, and no one gets fat, stupid or dead. (Thanks to all the spoilers I've encountered, I can piece together a better story than kishi).
Well, fuck kishi, always knew he was a hack, but fuck.
>>135254382
>sasukexsakuraThis happens, but is the most hilarious, monkey's paw thing you could imagine.
>>135228131
There has been only like 12 episodes of canon content this year in the anime, the rest has been filler.
>>135254382
>sasukexsakura
Be careful what you wish for, anon.
>>135254445
>I want sasusaku to be canon, they have to have children and I want them to be married and I don't want either of them to be dead, or for sasuke to still be a criminal on the run, or any other weird surprises got it?
>>135254760
It's a good thing Sasuke fucking off into the woods for twelve years was a surprise to no one then
Lol wut.
>>135254445
>>135254599
You see, this is why I call kishi a hack (well, no the pictures, but I digress). He always shits on the good characters (anko, Lee, etc.) and when he decides to do something, he does it in a shitty way.
Btw, >>135254599
That's a joke, right?
>>135254835
>That's a joke, right?
>>135254835
Not even remotely
Unless you mean Sakura
Then yes, she is
>>135254835
How far along in the manga are you, exactly?
>>135254835
You know what, I'm still extremely bitter over the anko thing. She was such a badass in the first season. And she wore clothing that was in no way going to help in a fight, and was just barely on the boarder between hooker and, well, not a hooker. But she could kick ass and look good doing it. And that figure! She was what hinata ended up as, big boobs, and nice figure. Fuck you kishi, literally the only badass whos nt alwsfucking ring (outside ofiitachi) in the whole show, and you make her fat.
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>>135254898
I last read it when the chapter where kabuto turns into a dragon or something happens. It was in the war, but its been a while.
I was just thinking picking it up last week as finals were coming to an end, but fuck, what a shitty surprise this turned out to be. I was looking forward to it too.
>>135254878
Lol I don't even. I'm done. This is too much. I can't even form proper sentences anymore.
Also, hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>135254970
If you're already that far along, I think it's worth skimming through to the end. The war arc sucked, but it had some good moments and you were already through the worst of it anyway.
>>135254970
At least you can look forward to their kids.
>>135255030
Boruto is a little shit, though.
>all that nigga kishimoto wanted to do was do his lovely yaoi manga he dreamed to write but editor kun wouldnt let him.
Just like kubo cant design new fashion that he wants to do. Both trapped in hell never able to follow their dreams.
>>135255029
Yeah, but fat anko :(
I'll just ignore the shitty parts and read it then.
>>135255030
Seems promising, but I don't want to get my hopes up, seeing as how kishi can't do anything right.
>>135255052
sarada is completely without flaw, you can't even say sasuke is her father with how much he hasn't been in her life
>>135255030
Btw, lol at those names. I just googled that shit, and fuck me if don't read it calling them burrito and salad now. Holy shit.
Himawari seems cool though.
when does bort get the byakugan
>>135254920
Her quirk was eating a ton of sweets, so he threw her into the last chapter but fat as a quick joke
That's it. If it wasn't for Kishi remembering that, she wouldn't have shown up again at all
>>135255017
Oh, we have such sights to show you.
>>135255075
No you don't understand, Kishi doesn't even realize how gay he made them. He is autistic enough to think the shit he wrote is friendship
>>135255127
Probably in the new series. I can't see why he wouldn't get it.
>>135255194
its not even hot blooded manly bromance in some animus. It's literally fujo tier stick my penis in your bum without the well drawn art.
I'm so glad he got slapped around like a bitch when he was startin out as a manga dude by editor kun.
This is the best girl.
>>135255179
And yes.
He does try and murder his daughter with a sword.
>>135255179
>>135255292
Man, I missed a lot.
Also, someones going to have major daddy issues when she grows up.
>>135255144
I'd rather she be forgotten, because at least she wouldn't be fat. Also, her quirk made her cute.
>>135255392
Everything about Anko was cute. She liked licking blood too, but she didn't turn into a vampire!
>>135255392
>someones going to have major daddy issues when she grows up
They both do, but love each other's dads. Man, are they going to have some weird kinda sex life when they're older.
Oh, yeah. They totally want to fuck each other's brains out. Forgot to mention that. Uzumaki and Uchiha are gonna be one big dysfunctional family.
>>135180491
It got horny and wanted to look "cute" for mahiro
This is a 10-yr old child
>>135255463
Yeah, she was like orochimaru, but hot and cute. She would end up a little fucked up, being his student, but fuck if I didn't love her.
>>135255490
And it just keeps on getting weirder and weirder.
>>135255536Orochimaru has a son who's best friends with nardo and Sauce's kids and became a woman. Karin helped deliver Sakura's baby in one of his labs.
>>135210331
Technically speaking, the time that Madara was alive in actually predates the concept of "ninjas" in the Naruto world
Before they created the villages, they were literally just a bunch of metahuman fuckheads having gang wars in the woods. The "ninja" system was just created as an outlet for their edginess into something productive
Also, by now it's basically accepted that "ninja" is just Kishi's word for "mercenary", but the word "ninja" is much more marketable
>>135198642
Pretty cute.
>>135243416
Thanks
>>135168980
a true semen demon.
>>135257959
He was. Man naruto was pretty good back in the day.
BTW, just watched the last movie, not bad I'd say. Predictable, but no fat anko and my favorite ship got shipped so yeah.
>>135258153
>nothin personnel creep
>Anko probably wont even playable in UNS4
>>135258343
>nothin personnel creep
shouldn't have left the filename highlighted
>>135255179
>sasuke doesn't go to naruto's wedding
wew
>>135255199
I want to ser his sexy no jutsu.
>>135258820
there was this comic where he used sexy dadcon no justu against sauce and naruto
>>135253400
>Sakura you have a talent for genjutsu
>never does any genjutsu
What the fuck was kakashi talking about ?
>all this asshurt by the Sakurafags in this thread
Hinata had a complete character arc driven by her own agency, Sakura didn't, which makes her shit.
>>135249788
>Because she was the one who believed in him from the very beginning when no one else did.
B-but you just described Iruka, anon.
>>135250904
They're equal doormat, I'd say. Sakura, though, had more screentime and come as decent whenever Sasuke ins't in her vicinity. Hinata just exist for Naruto, from begining to end, and that despite having a backstory (courtesy of Neiji).
>>135251367
Don't reminds me , anon. That shit was so bland and boring.I'm still not over the fact they sliced the moon in two, but not really because it's still in one piece at the end. Or that they let toneri go back to the moon in the end.What a bunch of nonsense.
>>135252613
The fact that she has a genuine fanbase as worst as Sakura helps a lot too.
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>>135255292
That was the best partand the only coherent thing that happenedin gaiden.
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