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It's almost Christmas.
Who are you going to spend it with?
Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
As always, remember that your waifu a cute.
>>135138351
Thanks OP you're waifu too
Does anyone know if Christmasfag will be here tomorrow?
Thank you, OP!
I'll be spending as much time as I can on the 25th with the waifu; I've got a few things planned for the two of us.
Hot chocolates are the best this time of year, especially with marshmallows.
What's your favourite Christmas-themed outfit that you like seeing you're waifu wear? I find elf and reindeer outfits really cute on her,but I don't have much art with her on her own wearing them, so here's her in a Santa-themed outfit.
How will you be spending Christmas time with your waifu this year?
Is your waifu/husbando popular with the opposite sex?
What present did you get her?
Can your waifu cook a Christmas dinner?
>>135138351
Thank you, OP.
>Who are you going to spend it with?
We'll be spending it with relatives.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
I'd like to share a milkshake with her.
>>135138682
Pic related is one of my favorite outfits with her, she just looks so cute in it.
>>135138716
We'll spend the day with one another, maybe watch a movie at home.
>>135138753
I'm certain fujoshis watching her show at least sympathize with her. Never really saw anything about it, though.
>>135138779
I got her a BD of Osomatsu-san.
If you're waifu were to pic any Christmas special to watch with you, what would it be?
>>135138682
I don't really have a favorite. Perhaps a sexy Santa outfit.
>>135138753
I'd say so. Mai may not have had a boyfriend in her series, but one guy found her really attractive and wanted to ask her out. Also another boy was asked to go on a date with her he accepted. And her classmates thought she looked cute in a maid uniform.
>>135138854
She's a very good cook, so I'm sure she'd manage.
>>135138655
He better fucking be.
In which position does your waifu sleep?
>>135138351
Thank you, OP. Your waifu is cute too.
>Who are you going to spend it with?
Family I guess?
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Hot cocoa for us, while hugging under a blanket next to a fireplace.
>>135138682
I like her official snow designs.
>>135138716
Only in late evenings, I have to spend time with family too.
>>135138779
I bought some merchandise of her, but it's more like gift for myself than her. I'm not a fan of buying stuff for her that she can't use.
>>135138753
I don't think she would be popular, considering she is not really an outgoing type and rather shy.
>>135138854
Surely with my help. It would be so fun.
>>135139090
We cuddle face to face.
>>135138351
Family. My place is usually where we host the festivities. And...in light of some heating issues, definitely the hot cocoa.
>>135138682
She seems fond of the Santa getup, if not red velvet in general.
>>135138716
A nice calm night and morning together before the family arrives, hers and mine.
>>135138753
She's popular with both sexes, though for reasons she doesn't particularly care for.
>>135138779
It's a secret.
>>135138854
It's too big a job for her to handle alone, but she can cook surprisingly well.
>>135139090
She alternates between the foetus and the yerarner. Usually depends on whether or not she has something to cuddle.
>>135138351
It's that time already, isn't it?
>Who are you going to spend it with?
Who am I spending it with? Ha, is that even a question?
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Milkshakes are great, but around this time of the year It's got to be hot cocoa.
>>135138682
Santa Outfits.
>>135138716
I just got done redownloading Bleach, I'll be watching a lot of Rukia-centric episodes.
I also plan to do some drawings of her.I might even proclaim my love for her on a certain image board.
>>135138854
I wonder...I'm sure she's more than capable.
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
Family for the day, I'm gonna spend Christmas eve night with her.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Milkshake all the way.
>capatcha is Milkshakes.
>As always, remember that your waifu a cute.
Thanks anon! Same to yours!
>>135138716
Probably replaying through her series first game.
>>135138779
I made a little hat for her figurine if that counts.
>>135138854
Probably.
>>135139090
Soldier
In a bit of a hurry right now, so i'll just say remember to give the gift of complimenting a waifu this Holiday season! Yours are all beautiful!
>>135138985
The Year Without a Santa Claus.
>>135139815
Yes. Stop being a cuck.
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
With her, obviously. Maybe I'll take some time to visit my parents and sisters but most of the time will be spent with her.
>>135138682
Santa-themed outfit primarily. Wouldn't mind seeing her in a reindeer costume.
>>135138854
She definitely can. She's a fantastic cook.
Merry almost Christmas, waifu thread. Happy holidays.
>>135139400
Couldn't find the image without the caption
>>135138985
Charlie Brown. If we were talking movies, then it would be either 'It's a Wonderful Life', 'The Ref', orDie Hard
>>135139829
And suddenly I'm hearing Luka singing 'Blue Christmas'...
>>135138716
Gift-giving and being comfy together in the evening, mostly.
>>135138753
The only guy she's ever seen to be popular with is Mr. Kimura, which is, uh...
>>135138779
It'sa surprise.
>>135138854
She's not exactly known for her cooking prowess, but if she were tasked with doing so she'd give it her best shot.And then do something like burn or undercook the roast potatoes.
>>135138985
That's a good question, I'm not really sure to be honest.
>>135139090
Yearner, with me in her arms, and my arms around her.
>>135139755
Take care Mintbro, have a Merry Christmas.
>>135138351
Christmas morning with her, and it is to be seen if family/friends will be in the afternoon. Cocoa it will be on the morning of.
>>135138655
We just have to wait and see.
>>135138716
Commemorative holiday setup as usual, and likely a lot of daki downtime since I'll have a free day.
>>135139090
She's been shown as soldier, starfish, and yearner.
Who will win da Fishbowl?
>>135138351
I'd like to spend tomorrow with her, but on Christmas Day, the rest of my family is going to want me around.
Also, cold milkshake.
>>135138682
I always did like Santa outfits.
>>135138716
Sleeping in with her all throughout the morning, and playing her DS game during the day.
>>135138779
I'm making her a cold treat, a fruity frozen yogurt.
>>135138854
She struggles with cooking, but she would certainly try.
>>135138985
Either Frosty or Santa Claus is Coming To Town.
>>135139090
Starfish and Soldier.
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
My waifu and family.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Hot cocoa
>>135138682
Santa outfits are really cute
>>135138716
Cuddling close and enjoying each other's company.
>>135138753
Yes, she is a model and most of her pictures are in magazines aimed at young males.
>>135138779
New band equipment along with some special macaroons.
>>135138854
Yes
>>135138985
The Grinch
>>135139090
Starfish, Freefaller, and yearner.
>>135138351
Of course I'd have cocoa with Koko.
>>135138351
I will be spending Christmas with some close relatives and possibly friends, and my waifu of course!
Funny you mention milkshakes. I just went out and got one while thinking how nice it'd be to go out to an ice cream parlor with her.
Cocoa would be nice too.
>>135138682
Eh, I'm not really one for Christmas outfits, but I guess the Santa stuff is cute.
>>135138716
Lots of cuddles and gifts, I've got a super cute outfit ready for her doll.
>>135138753
I guess? She's popular at school with everyone, and as a model, she definitely gets some attention from them.
>>135138779
Read above, I got her a super cute and fluffy outfit for lounging around the house.
>>135138854
She can't really cook, so no. I would cook for her, though!
>>135139090
She's shown sleeping in the starfish position, and also foetus while cuddling a dakimakura.
>>135138351
Every waifu is cute.
>Who are you going to spend it with?
My waifu and then family.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Hot cocoa is fine. I'll make breakfast on Christmas.
>>135138682
>
>>135138716
Just being together and during breakfast.
>>135138753
I guess so.
>>135138779Secret
>>135138854
Of course! She is very skilled.
>>135138985
Who knows... Maybe we would just watch any episode of anime or a movie, like The Grinch, a Perfect Day, etc.
>>135139090
Foetys and Yearner.
How would you give her a gift for christmas? I don't mean what, I mean how you would wrap it, give it to her, and what would you say, etc. ie, a wedding ring in a huge ass box filled with balloons.
>>135138351
With her, but also my family.
>>135138682
Santa suits are nice.
>>135138716
Alone together, with tea and cuddles.
>>135138753
In universe, she isn't popular with anyone.
>>135138779
Something simple and nice.
>>135138854
Yes.
>>135138985
I doubt she'd know of one.
http://pastebin.com/nKTENhp9
Lewd
>>135138351
Thank you, OP! Your waifu is also a cute, as well as everyone else's waifu. I'll be spending the 25th with relatives, and of course my lovely Claudia. I would want to share a mug of hot cocoa, since I don't want my dearest to be cold in this weather.
>>135138682
There's very little art of her in Christmas-themed outfits, but I love seeing her in cute Santa dresses and angel outfits.
>>135138716
I will be thinking about her all day!
>>135138854
She can, if she's feeling well enough.
>>135138985
She would find any Christmas specials cute, but something more lighthearted and sweet is what she'd like best!
>>135139090
Either foetus or starfish. Or we cuddle!
>>135139755
Thank you! Your waifu is beautiful too.
>>135141482
I'm not the best gift wrapper, but she'd appreciate my efforts either way. I'd put bows and ribbons on it and watch her open it up first thing in the morning on Christmas day! I'm always nervous when people open up presents, so I'd probably ask her if she likes it... to which she'd say yes, thank me, and give me a kiss!
Does your waifu believe in Santa?
>>135141683
The sad thing is this is something she would try and pull
>>135138854
Sadly, she doesn't know how to cook anything extravagant.
>>135139090
Starfish.
>>135141482
I'd tell her I forgot to get something on Christmas Eve, but place it under the Christmas tree when she's asleep. On Christmas Morning, I'd wake her up and direct her to the present under the tree.
>>135141683
Lewd!
>>135141892
Sadly, she's outgrown him.
I think we know what you'd give her for Christmas, or at least want to, but what do you think she'd get you for a Christmas present?
>>135138351
I'll be spending it with my beautiful waifu of course.
>>135138351
My wife and my family.
It's actually really warm today, so milkshake. But if it were as cold as it usually is around this time, something hotter.
>>135138682
Don't really have many, just some cute winter ones.
>>135139090
We cuddle facing each other, her laying on top of me, or sometimes spooning.
>>135138351
Thanks OP, yours too!
And Merry Christmas everyone!
>Who are you going to spend it with?
With waifu and family of course!
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Definitely hot choco.
>>135138655
I hope so. Underneath is going to be my submission this year.
>>135138716
With a nice Christmas dinner.
https://a.uguu.se/dznakq.jpg
>>135138682
Pic related is a very nice Christmas outfit of her.
>>135138753
I think so, people generally seem to like her and she did place first in a FT poll once.
>>135138779
Well I made a nice Christmas dinner for her this year.
>>135138854
I'm sure she can, although she may get a little over enthusiastic when it comes to the ingredients!
>>135139090
Soldier and Starfish seem to be most like her.
>>135138985
A tough question, but I think she would enjoy A Christmas Carol
>>135138351
Thanks OP.
>Who are you going to spend it with?
Family and waifu.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Hot cocoa. Topped with whipped cream, marshmallows, and shaved chocolate.
>>135138682
>What's your favourite Christmas-themed outfit that you like seeing you're waifu wear?
Pic related.
>>135138716
Remember how happy she makes me, and how she's helped me get through the year while rewatching her show. Then, we'll eat strawberry cheesecake and end the night wrapped in blankets as we cuddle in front of the fireplace.
>>135138753
It's never shown but since she's down-to-earth and friendly she would probably be, as with the same sex too.
>>135138779
My love.
>>135138854
Yep but I have to help her, otherwise she'd do something silly. She'd be in charge of making the desserts.
>>135138985
>If you're waifu were to pic any Christmas special to watch with you, what would it be?
Hmm, not sure. Definitely a classic movie with some romance in it though.
>>135139090
Foetus, with me one the right spooning her.
Yearner, with me on the right wrapped in her arms.
>>135141482
Simple giftwrap and bow. I'm not good with words so I'll just stealthily leave it under the Christmas tree.
>>135141892
>Does your waifu believe in Santa?
Probably not. If she didn't, she would just go along with it.
>>135141960
>what do you think she'd get you for a Christmas present?
Something handmade with love. Probably a muffler or scarf so we can share it together.
You're using your waifu's computer because of reasons. You open her media player of choice, and findit to be completely empty save for Linkin Park - In The End, which has over ten thousand plays recorded.
How do you react?
>>135141960
About a good half hour under the mistletoe.
All joking aside, she'd probably get me a nice ring or band for me to wear.
>>135142697
Still more music than I have on mine.
I have a question for you anons. Do you believe it is right to do some minor wrong things in the name of love for your waifu?
Thanks, OP. Having a game with my waifu in it is too fun.
>>135138682
As a cold-blooded being, I worry for how well she'd fare in the snow with that little clothing. Still, it looks cute.
>>135138351
Definitely some hot cocoa.But, the milkshakes in the town I live in aren't to be shrugged off either.
>>135138716
Spending time with family, then once I get home, watching a movie andgiving her a rubdown.
>>135138753
In-universe, no. Most guys don't like her because of her appearance, which at one point made her question if they just think she's scary.
>>135138779
A space heater.
>>135138854
I'd have to very carefully supervise that.
>>135138985
Probably the Christmas Carol.Preferably Mr. Magoo's, or the one with Scrooge McDuck, because I liked those.
>>135139090
Fetus. She also curls her tail around whatever she can get her hands on.
>>135141482
I don't know. I'm terrible at gift wrapping. But I know I'd enjoy coming up with things to say while I handed it to her.
>>135141892
I'm pretty sure she only knows who he is now that she lives among humans, but I don't know whether or not her home culture celebrated it before.
>>135141960
Probably something made from resources from her home country. Like a scarf, or a shirt made of silk. That would be cute.
>>135142697
I feel like that would be a simple prank somebody would have played on her. Most likely one particular roommate.
>>135142894
There are some things I don't think she'd be proud of me for even if I tried to do them for her sake.
-What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
-How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
-How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
>>135142894
It depends.
>>135142894
Would depend on the wrong things in question.
>>135139090
The starfish position. I suppose that the size of Mai's bust means it's more comfortable for her to sleep on her back.
>>135141892
No. She's way too old for that and not at all childish. I doubt she ever heart of Santa considering her background and what her family was like.
>>135142697
Mai can be a worrier at times, but she doesn't easily give up and is pretty cheerful overall. She wouldn't listen to that sort of thing.
>>135142991
>-What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
We only see her walking around. She doesn't really express a preference towards something.
>-How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She's agile and quick-thinking, but I don't think that she'd enjoy being a thief.
>-How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
I don't think she'd have any problems navigating a mall. She's not really interested in shopping or in buying clothes or jewelry, so I doubt she'd be interested in spending too much time there alone. If she went there with her friends she might enjoy it more though.
>>135141482
If it were a wedding ring, I might purposefully do a terrible job on wrapping it just to add to the surprise.
>>135141683Well done anon, I enjoyed the read,
But I can't see her doing such a deed.
>>135141892
No, but she'll defend the innocence of others if they do believe.
>>135141960
I'm not sure, maybeherself?
>>135142697
Playfully say that I have a song stuck in my head, then hum the tune to her. Then the both of us start singing it.
>>135142894
Depends on what those minor things are.
>>135142991
>transport
Bikes aren't my favourite transportation method, especially as someone that can drive, but biking does have some good health benefits.
>noble thief
I could see her doing something bad for a good cause, especially for her friends.
>mall
It'd depend on what she went in there for. If she's after something specific she'd be fairly quick about it, but she could quite easily wander around a place like that for a long time.
I wish I had something more festive in terms of art for him, but he doesn't get drawn in it much. I guess I'll get around to doing that if I take up drawing again.
>>135138351
It'll just be me and the waifu. Neither of us like sweets.
>>135138753
Unknown in canon, but he won the 'sexiest' division in a magazine poll against the other characters in his series and pretty frequently ranked in Top 20 character polls when his series was going.
>>135142894
Who'd you murder, m8?
>>135138854
Yes, but I prefer cooking. He can clean up.
>>135141482
He likes romantic shit so I guess I'd have to bust my ass off to try to figure something out. I guess I'd do something like drive him out into the countryside and set off some home-made fireworks, then exchange presents and have a moonlit picnic.
>inb4 'you're going to blow yourself up Anon'
I've made plenty of this kind of stuff before, haven't blown myself up yet. Set myself on fire once, but no unwanted explosions or poisonings yet.
>>135142991
>transport
Running/jogging since it gets his heart pumping. I think he'd probably like riding a motorcycle when it comes to longer distances.
>thief
He'd be way too into it, have strong success for a while, then he'd get overconfident, get captured, and have to have his friends bail him out.
>mall
He'd spend hours trying on clothes and it would make me feel like dying.
>>135142894
Would she approve of these wrong things?
>>135142991
-Sports car, preferably something fast
-With her looks, she'd give Fujiko a run for her money.
-That would depend on the mall in question. I have one that I would only take her to as a last resort, but if it were big enough I'm sure she'd love to just wander and window shop.
>>135141482
Pink wrapping with a big bow on the top, and a note that says "I love you" with a cute doodle of Meruru.
>>135141892
Not that I know of, she's a little old for that!
It'd be super adorable if she did, just a little, though.
>>135141960
Eroge, or jewelry.
>>135142697
Well, it's not like I'd judge her or anything, I mean why bother?In the end, it doesn't even matter!
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
The train, I suppose? Or walking if it's a short distance. She doesn't seem to have a license or a bike or anything like that.
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She's super agile and smart, but I can't really see her doing that.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
Very well. She frequently goes to Shibuya 109 which is basically a huge mall, I'm sure she'd be fine in a big mall that she's never been to and she could spend a good amount of time just browsing through the shops.
>>135142697
You're using your waifu's computer because of reasons. You open a folder, and findit to be full of stories she wrote about you and her doing extremely lewd things she seemingly couldn't bring herself to ask you about.
How do you react?
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
Family
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Is hot tea an option?
>>135138682
A christmas cloak/sweater and hat are ok, it's fitting for her
>>135138716
I'll get up early, read her a poem and then do her christmas date
>>135138753
She's not really popular in general, i don't mind, she isn't the kind of person that seeks attention anyway.
>>135138779
I wrote her a poem!
I already gifted her something better yesterday for her birthday
>>135138854
Dinner by herself? Doubt it, if i could help her then i'm sure we could make a decent dinner for both of us, but otherwise she's not skillful enough.
>>135139090
I don't know, if i ever saw her in bed alone i'd be too busy getting in to spoon with her to notice
>>135139755
Thank you
Hanako is pretty smart, would ask her for book reccomendations
>>135141892
I doubt it, her parents are awful and probably never gave her anything for christmas
>>135141960
I dunno, some vidya? A new laptop?
>>135142991
>-What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Probably a bike or a small car.
>-How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She's too good to steal or engage in criminal activities.
>-How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is?
I imagine it wouldn't be hard, if she could navigate in a hellish tower without incident, a mall should be a piece of cake
> How long would she want to stay there?
As much as she needs, i guess, she'd just go get whatever she might want or need and move on with her day
Merry almost-Christmas, everyone!
>>135138351
With my husbando Crona, of course. And my family. Hooo boy.
Hot chocolate, I think it suits the mood of the holidays much better.
>>135138682
Sadly, there's very little Christmas-themed art of him. I got this recently though, and it's super cute.
>>135138716
Just relaxing, hopefully. We'll probably cuddle and watch a Christmas movie or two.
>>135138779
Idrewhim. And a few other things too, actually.
>>135138854
Probably not, that's a rather tall order for someone who likely has little to no cooking experience. That's perfectly fine though, we could work on it together.
>>135138985
Dunno, he hasn't been exposed to much in the way of media. We watchedRick Steve's European Christmaslast week though, and I think he liked that.
>>135141482
I think I'd set out a bunch of 'normal' presents under the tree, and save the most significant gift for after he's unwrapped everything else. I'd go all out with that last present, fancy wrapping paper, gold ribbon, the works.
>>135141892
I wouldn't be surprised if he did, heh. Actually, knowing the world he hails from, their equivalent of Santa is probably a kishin or something like that.
>>135141960
Maybe a certain Lego set I've been eyeing. Or something handmade, even. Whatever it is, I'd love it because it's a gift from hissoul.
>>135142697
Amusement and nothing more. [CAN'T WAKE UP] is the superior meme song though.
>>135142894
I'd be inclined to say yes, but this depends a lot on context and what those "minor wrong things" are.
>>135142991
-He usually walks to where he needs to go, but I'm sure he'd be fine with riding in the car for longer trips.
-He wouldn't know how to deal with stealing things.
-Probably not well if he was on his own; it's a pretty overwhelming environment for someone like him. I'm sure he'd do better if I was there with him, but I don't think he'd want to stay too long either way.
>>135141683
>pegging
Dropped
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
With mai waifuin my thoughts
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Hot cocoa definitely as we watch a comfy SoL
>>135138682
>What's your favourite Christmas-themed outfit that you like seeing you're waifu wear?
Santa outfit. Recently scanned this one of her
>>135138716
>How will you be spending Christmas time with your waifu this year?
Hot cocoa with SoL viewing
>>135138753
>Is your waifu/husbando popular with the opposite sex?
Too popular unfortunatelybut not enough with the right person;_;
>>135138779
>What present did you get her?
I can give no greater gift than my undying loyalty
>>135138854
>Can your waifu cook a Christmas dinner?
With help, certainly
>>135138985
>If you're waifu were to pic any Christmas special to watch with you, what would it be?
Ika Musume x Umaru-Chan Christmas Special
>>135139090
>In which position does your waifu sleep?
Soldier
>>135139940
>Couldn't find the image without the caption
If you want me to, I'll extract both images out of that gif
>>135140799
>Of course I'd have cocoa with Koko
Doko?
>>135141482
>How would you give her a gift for christmas?
I'd sneak it under the Holiday tree.
>>135141892
>Does your waifu believe in Santa?
As an idea, certainly.
>>135141960
>what do you think she'd get you for a Christmas present?
All I need from her is for her to continue being her miraculous self.
>>135142697
>How do you react?
I introduce her to other music.
>>135142894
>Do you believe it is right to do some minor wrong things in the name of love for your waifu?
The more important question is what would your waifu think.
>>135142991
-Public.
-Very well.
-Well and long enough.
>>135143785
>How do you react?
I'd go about finding whose computer I actually had.
>>135143785
Make those fantasies come true
>>135143785
Ask her to pick out her favorite, then see if we can try and recreate it.
>>135143579
Hello there.
Rin a qt, enjoy your holidays.
I wish I had a waifu to spend Christmas with.[\spoiler]
>>135144203
But she doesn't know that you know. Just going up to her and saying that you've been reading the private lewd stories she's been making would be very embarrassing for her, is that really okay with you?
>>135138779
A nice bottle of scotch for the two of us to enjoy.
Alone with her.
Of course.
>>135138682
As silly as it looks, I absolutely love this Christmas bikini from a recent magazine.
>>135138753
Very hard to say since she lives on an all-girls-school-carrier.
>>135138779
Self-baked snickerdoodles, schedule issues ruined the other one.
>>135138854
While she was shown wearing a chef uniform and diligently preparing ingredients we've never seen her actually cooking.
>>135138985
Die Hard?
>>135139090
She was never shown sleeping, but soldier would fit her the best.
>>135141482
I'd keep it neat and simple since I'm far from skilled with my hands.
>>135141892
Probably not, but if she did she'd never admit it (and making it all the more obvious).
>>135142894
This question sounds awfully vague, but I'd say yes.
>>135142991
I think she'd pick whichever method gets her to her destination the fastest, she doesn't like to wait.
She wouldn't fit that image at all, she'd rather be Zenigata.
I'm not sure how good her sense of direction is, but I'm fairly sure she'd just try to get it over with quickly, shopping isn't really her thing.
Which Fury Road car would your waifu like to drive?
http://vehicleshowcase.madmaxmovie.com/
(You can turn off the loud music in the top right corner)
While the Peacemaker would be an obvious contender, I think she'd drawn towards the Gigahorse's regality and raw sense of power.
>>135144020
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
>>135144445
so close yet so far away
The classic forced threads by /ghost/ and IRC. Thanks.
>>135144548
He's shitposting.
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
With my family. Not that I had a choice.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
First.
>>135138682
Can't think of one.
Santa and the other stuff doesn't have anything to do with Christmas for me anyway.
>>135138716
I have nothing else to do on the 25th.
24th and 26th are already family events.
But maybe we'll find some time later on the 24th.
>>135138854
Yes. The dinner we normally have isn't that hard to make and I think she is an ok cook.
>>135141482
I would just wrap it normally, write something cheesy on it like "for the most wonderful girl in the world" and give her it saying Merry Christmas.
>>135141683
Pretty gay.
But it's nicely written.
>>135141892
No, she isn't a child.
>>135141960
No idea, maybe something hand made.
>>135142697
Probably giggle and take a screenshot. I have no idea what how could this happen, it's not kind of music she would listen to.
>>135142894
What do you mean "in the name of love for your waifu"?
I would do absolutely everything if it could guarantee that we will be able to live happily together, no matter how many people I would have to kill or other bad things I would have to do.
>>135142991
>-What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
I think it would be trains. They are fast, you can walk in them and aren't as scary as planes.
>-How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She couldn't become a thief, she is to innocent for that.
>-How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
probably not so well, she could easily get lost.
I don't think she would enjoy staying in mall for too long.
>>135143785
It really doesn't seem like her. I would gradually try to make them into reality one by one starting from the least lewd.
>>135144518
Sorry bub, WWD is that way.
>>135144305
For some reason, I imagined it as her walking in on me at some point. Then again, the fact that she caught me snooping in her belongings could cause some serious friction in the relationship.
>>135143785
Show him my folder of stories I wrote about us doing extremely lewd things and see what we can turn into a reality out of our combined stories.
>>135141960
New hiking shoes.
>>135142697
Wonder why he never imported his huge music collection to this computer since it's clearly the one he had while he was being bullied in Australia.
>>135144226
Thanks, you too.
>>135144349
Buggy #9 or Prince Valiant.
>>135144349
She can be your sous-chef.
Would your waifu join the military?
I 愛 逢！
>>135138682
Out of all the Christmas pics I have of her, this one is still my favorite
Or this one: https://u.pomf.io/skbpro.jpg
>>135141482
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxKDZxF7J2I
With the gift being something small like a ring
>>135142991
>-How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
She is excellent at finding sales, so she'd have no trouble at all. I'd probably just have to sit on a bench while I wait for her to finish shopping
>>135144349
Buggy #9. It's sleek, fast, and can hold it's own.I think it's perfect for her.
Christmasy reminder that you're waifu a cute and so are you.
You're waifus a shit.
>>135145808
Why?
>>135145942
Because you're waifu a shit.
>>135138351
Just with my father, i'm far away from everyone
A vanilla milkshake sounds comfy
Your waifu a cute too!
>>135138682
Something like pic related or an elf outfit
>>135138716
Marathon many christmas movies
>>135138753
Yes, with girls too!
>>135138779
A vidya collection
>>135138854
I'm sure she can
>>135138985
Miracle on 34th street
>>135139090
Starfish
>>135139755
Take care
>>135141482
I will just wrap the gift normally and say what everyone would say to their waifu:
"Merry christmas my love!"
>>135141683
Lewd indeed!
>>135141892
She's a high schooler so no
>>135141960
Strings for my instruments or a CD of my favorite band likeVintersorgorTierramystica
>>135142697
Ask her how she got into that, then sing it with her just for fun
>>135142991
-A car or bike
-I don't she would do something like that
-She would find a map if it's too big
If there is a Game or Computers room in the mall, then she might stay there for a while
>>135143785
Tell her she's a great writer, then do all the lewd things to make her even a better writer!
>>135144234
I hope you will find her soon, anon
>>135145135
Don't think so, but if she did, she would protect all the military classified information
>>135145472
Thank you
You and Yui a cute as well!
Could you and your waifu be a good Mr and Mrs Santa at the mall?
>>135141892
I don't think so.
>>135141960
A fine watch.
>>135142697
Make a thread about it on /mu/.
>>135142894
As other anons said, depends.
>>135142991
Waling and train.
I think she could succed if she tried.
A lot of time, she's rich after all. She would look into every store.
>>135143785
Make a copy. Put it into my computer and eventually make those stories come ture.
>>135145135
No.
>>135145472
Hello there!
Thanks. And as I always said, every waifu is cute.
What would you both do on Christmas eve?
She and I would hold a party for friends, have dinner with Nagisa, wait until midnight to open the presents, be awake until we are tired and just cuddle while seeing the starsthe three of us.
>>135144518
Waifu threads are dead anyway
Just dropping by to say you all have nice waifus and I love my waifu very much.
>>135143785
Try to use them as subtlety as possible when it's dark and the lights are off.
>>135144349
The Gigahorse or The War Rig seems like her style.
>>135145472
Y-you too.
>>135146411
I don't quite have the build or the booming voice to be Santa, but I'm sure Kagura would have the personality and charm for a Mrs. Santa, or a cute helper elf.Her being my helper and telling her to HELPU MEEE would be pretty funny.
>>135146868
A party with Kagura's friends sounds like a fun idea, even if Tomo would inevitably bug the two of us about our relationship and whatnot.
I've managed to get a rare Christmas Eve off work, so I hope to spend as much time with her as I can tomorrow, possibly go on a little date or something.
Could your waifu become a great model? Would you be jealous since she appears in various magazines?
If your waifu already is a model, do you think she would like to become a internationally famous model?
Ill be taking a walk in the cold winter night with my waifu as wePRACTICE SHADOW NINJA TECHNIQUES AND PLOT TO KILL SAITAMA
>>135141482
A nice fancy box with a ribbon!
>>135141892
no
>>135141960
Something made out of love
>>135142697
Listen to more Linkin Park songs with her
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Probably by plane or train
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
I doubt it, but it'd be cute to see
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
I think she might be overwhelmed, but she can handle it.
>>135143785
Make them come true
>>135144349
Buggy #9 maybe
>>135145472
Same for you
>>135146411
I think we can do a good job
>>135146868
We would do something similar and celebrate with friends and wait till everyone comes to open the presents.
Who would your waifu main in Super Smash Bros. Melee?
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/earthbound/images/a/ac/MeleesCharacters.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130519220802
It's 6am on Christmas Eve here in Dubai, just wanted to pop in real quick and wish all of you a merry Christmas! Hibiki and I plan to go out for Christmas Eve and get together with family on Christmas Day. I won't have another chance to post again until I get back to the states, so I hope you have a wonderful new year with your waifu!
Goodnight!
>>135141482
I probably wouldn't put it under the tree, preferring to give it to her myself directly, but I don't think I could come up with anything fancy in terms of presentation.
>>135141892
I'm not sure if she even knows who he is.
>>135141960
I wouldn't need any physical thing from her, just being with her would be enough of a gift for me.
>>135142894
I'd rather not do anything wrong.
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Perhaps as a passenger, so like public transport or a ride with someone else.
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
That would be very fitting to her stealthy skills.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
She would probably become uninterested in shopping after a little over an hour.
>>135143785
I'm not going to go through her things like that in the first place.
>>135146411
I don't think either of us would enjoy that very much.
>>135144349
>Which Fury Road car would your waifu like to drive?
the fastest
>>135145135
>Would your waifu join the military?
To protect the ones she loves, definitely yes.
>>135145472
D'aww, thanks anon!
>>135146411
>Could you and your waifu be a good Mr and Mrs Santa at the mall?
We're not round enough
>>135146868
>What would you both do on Christmas eve?
Make delicious and healthy food
>>135147000
Have a very happy holiday anon!
>>135147207
>Who would your waifu main in Super Smash Bros. Melee?
Fox. She plays to win.
Quick, look towards your waifu! What was she up to at that instant? Mai waifu was rearranging the presents under the tree.
>>135138351
I'm going to celebrate it with Tsubasa, of course.
I'd share a mug of hot cocoa with her while listening to nice music on a cold winter day.
>>135138682
It doesn't matter to me if she's wearing a Santa costume, a reindeer costume, elf, or whatever, she looks great in all of them. Too bad artists rarely draw her on Christmas outfits.
>>135138716
I'm going to rewatch episodes of her series where she's in the spotlight.
>>135138753
Not quite, but she's fairly popular, though its probably thanks to her VA. Some women love her too.
>>135138779
Sadly I haven't got anything for her besidesa drawing that hopefully will be finished tomorrow.
>>135138854
She can go hunting for fresh ingredients but I doubt she can successfully cook it without burning some things.
>>135138985
I don't watch movies that much so I don't know any Christmas specials.
I guess I'll just watch some old Jackie Chan movies with her.
>>135139090
The soldier position is the closest one.
>>135141482
I suck with wrapping things and stuff, I think I'll just present it to her and say Merry Christmas.
>>135141892
I wonder, I think she believes that everyone can be a Santa and she can be Santa too.
>>135141960
I'd never know what runs on her mind, its either some weird thing or an expensive watch I didn't even ask for.
>>135142697
I'd ask her why she has only one song in her computer considering she's a singer.
>>135142991
Definitely Motorcycles.
I doubt about that. She's affiliated with the government so I doubt she'd change professions to a thief. But she does have the speed and skills to successfully rob something if she wants to.
Without a disguise? 1 minute in and she'll be swimming in a crowd of fans.
>>135143785
I'll make her dreams come true.
>>135144349
I can see her using the Prince Valiant, or Buggy #9.
>>135145135
She's already in since she was a kid, anon.
>>135146411
No, she might scare the kids with her weird replies.
![Senki Zesshoushinai Symphogear GX 2 1080p.mkv_snapshot_06.31_[2015.12.24_09.20.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gk9GMQl.jpg "Senki Zesshoushinai Symphogear GX 2 1080p.mkv snapshot 06.31 [2015.12.24 09.20.01]")
>>135146868
We'll hold a party with S.O.N.G members, then when we go back home we'll enjoy our time together opening presents and relaxing in a room with a heater.
>>135147168
She already appears in magazines and such.
I don't think so, she wants to sing songs for people all over the Earth, not be a famous model.
>>135147207
She'd use either Link or Marth.
>>135147362
Merry Christmas, and good night.
>>135138854
>Can your waifu cook a Christmas dinner?
She usually has servants to cook for her, but I'm sure she knows how.
>>135141960
>what do you think she'd get you for a Christmas present?
Something from her world that doesn't exist in mine, whether a magical construct or just some preserved flowers.
>>135142894
>Do you believe it is right to do some minor wrong things in the name of love for your waifu?
I'd do much more than minor wrong things for her.
>>135142991
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She already kind of acts that way as part of her subterfuge, so she'd do it excellently.
>>135138351
Didnt feel like answering question today. Just posting my waifu here. Good nite /a/ remember to always loved him/her everyday.
>>135138682
Anything with a santa hat
>>135138716
Sorry to say I'm gonna be with family. I may have a waifu but family always comes first.
>>135138753
Oh I'm sure but it's not like they can have her.
>>135138779
A nice buff for her horn and my heart.
>>135138854
Would be pretty tough with those claws but I'm sure she can try.
>>135138985
Home Alone and The Grinch? I can't exactly ask what they would be now, can I?
>>135139090
Probably soldier.
>>135141482
Just put it in a box and hand it to her, right? Seems like the only correct way.
>>135141892
Maybe. Maybe.
One Christmas though it'd be nice if I could spend it with her family.
>>135148796Your waifu is a cool ship
>>135147362
>Dubai
Don't tell me you're at Al Dhafra.
>>135138351
Thanks OP!
I'll be spending it with the family and him of course!
It is 31 degrees Celsius right now, I'd rather a bowl of ice cream.
>>135138682
I have a single art with him dressed christmasy, and i'd rather not post it for reasons. Oh i found another one, ill post this one.
>>135138985
He'd be the type to watch ALL the Christmas movies before Christmas day.
>>135138753
He's popular with all.
>>135138854
If burning the house down counts as cooking a Christmas dinner, yeah sure. Honestly I'd never trust to use something involving heat or flames ever.
>>135141892
I'd say he would believe in santa, he's the type to believe in all of that sort of thing. Only problem is his universe already has a santa, her nickname being Saber alter.
>>135142894
Astolfo is an ultimate moral fag, so i don't think he'd every appreciate me doing wrongs for him.
>>135143785
I react by carrying him to bed and giving him what he wants.
>>135145472
Thanks Jebus!
>>135147168
Well in his Type moon april fools segment he was a model idol. He was very popular in his segment and he enjoyed it very much so i think he would like to become n internationally famous model.
>>135146411
Answering my own question, it would be fun to be the Mr & Mrs Claus with her, since there will be happy kids and maybe i will give some gifts to the kids, which i really love to see the kids and my waifu smile
>>135146868
Just have the comfiest day of the month
Go outside to see lots of movies, eat something fancy and then wait for the next day
>>135147168
She has the physique for it, but i don't think she can handle a lot of hours modeling and changing clothes often
Yes but then remember i'm her husbando
>>135147207
Either Zelda, Samus or Capt. Falcon
>>135147362
Have a good Christmas with your family!
>>135147476
My waifu is playing some vidya while i do the chores
Would your waifu be a good CEO in a big company?
If so, what kind of company would suit her best?
>>135143785
Subtly recreate them when we're intimate. Just enough that he can notice the similarity, but not to where he'd know for sure I've been snooping around.
>>135144349
Probably none, but I think he'd gravitate towards the Valiant if he had to choose.
>>135145135
The DWMA is itself a sorta-kinda paramilitary organization, so in a sense he already has.
>>135145472
Thanks, same to you.
>>135146411
Neither of us are cut out for that role, but I think we'd make good elves at least.
>>135146868
Maybe invite a few close friends (mostly his) over for dinner, unwrap a few of our presents (saving the rest for Christmas day), and spend the rest of the night watching Christmas specials and enjoying each other's company.
>>135147168
Nah, he's way too modest for that. Plus he's definitely more homely-cute, as opposed to cover-girl (or boy, rather)-model-cute. Still stunning either way though, to me at least.
Could your waifu be able to ride a motorcycle all by herself?
My Miku fills me with so muchjoy.
How do you feel when anon or anons have the same waifu as yours?
I used to get excited when it happens, but now I feel nothing but seething jealousy because I don't believe that anyone can love her as much as I do.
>>135138985
The Godfather. There's a scene where Michael and May are Christmas shopping, it counts.
>>135142991
Something solitary.
Probably badly, bit and does have experience with trying not to be seen.
She would hate it. Every second.
>>135143887
Thank you!
>>135144349
The Interceptor was in the film for a couple scenes, so I think that one.
>>135145135
No.
>>135146411
Absolutely not.
>>135146868
Just the two of us. Or go to a celebration with my family.
>>135147168
Absolutely not.
>>135149527
No.
>>135150223
The way I see it we all have different versions of the same waifu.
>>135148706
Good night anon!
>>135149527
>Would your waifu be a good CEO in a big company?
She's quite professional when she needs to be and is a natural leader so yes!
>If so, what kind of company would suit her best?
A company that involves itself with the health and fitness industry.
>>135149872
>Could your waifu be able to ride a motorcycle all by herself?
I've seen her skills as a martial artist so I think she could train herself to ride a motorcycle.
>>135150223
>How do you feel when anon or anons have the same waifu as yours?
They are my comrades. I welcome them to serve and defend our common, beloved waifu and fight together in her honor.
I don't deserve a waifu.
Does anyone else feel this way?
I can't give her a nice space to enjoy Christmas in, in an environment where shit family resides, in poverty.
I will make money for future waifu. I will have good things for her. Do it.
For her.
>>135138351
Thanks OP.
I'm going to be spending it with family.
Hot chocolate, especially after being outside.
>>135138682
I really like the Santa outfit, and she's mostly seen in that.
>>135138716
I'm going to bake something.
>>135138854
She can, and I'm sure it would be very good.
>>135138985
Life and Times of Santa Claus, How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
>>135139090
Soldier or foetus.
>>135141482
If it's something really special I would probably have it somewhere else and bring it out after everything else is done.
>>135141892
Maybe he's a really high ranked mage.
>>135141960
The CSM Decadriver, Kabuto Zecter, something she saw I really wanted.
>>135142991
Her car or flying.
She's fast enough and the magic would help, but I don't think she would do something like that.
Unless she's with her friends, she would probably get what she wanted and leave.
>>135144349
Buggy #9.
>>135145135
She already did.
>>135146411
She would do a good job, but I don't think I could pull it off.
>>135146868
I'm sure her friends and family would have a party.
>>135147207
Pikachu.
>>135151180
*Kay, not May.
>>135151404
Improve yourself and your life until you're a man your waifu can be proud of.
>>135142894
Depends on the severity of said wrong thing.
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
She prefers the subway.
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
Not too well, unfortunately.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
I think she'd be fine at the mall, she's handled worse crowds at the Park.
>>135142697
Tell her thatWAKE ME UP INSIDEis the superior edgy rock song.
>>135143785
Make those deepest, darkest stories come alive.
>>135144349
She'd be a fan of the Mack.
>>135145135
She's a performer, not a fighter.
>>135145472
Thanks, Jebus.
>>135146411
Not really, no. Neither of us could pull the body type off, even in our senior years.
>>135146868
Just spend the day together.
>>135147168
She's already in the Elementario theater and has been in the one PV for the park, I think she'd be fine as a model.
>>135147362
Merry Christmas.
>>135147207
Either Link or Marth. She would try to do terribly every time.
>>135150223
Every time I see someone call her their wife, I can't help but feel contempt at how they're not genuine. It's not how she'd want me to react, I know, but I can't help it.
>>135151404
Sooner or later, you're bound to doubt whether you deserve her or not. It's nice to hear that she's motivating you to better your life. Keep it up, you're bound to please her.
Good night and Merry Christmas!
>>135146411
>You're not Santa!
>Sure I am. Wanna see my gun?
I'm sure we'd make a fantastic pair.
>>135146868
Just kick back, put on some nice cocoa, and relax in front of the fire as we brace for the oncoming storm.
>>135147168
A fantastic model. Hopefully she's clever enough to avoid those shifty 'photographers'
>>135147207
Bayonetta or Samus
>>135147476
Sneaking up behind me for a surprise hug.
>>135149527
She'd avoid the office if she could. She hated the cubical work, and though she'd make a pretty decent CEO, she'd be sick of the environment. She'd be much happier away from the office and out by the sea.
>>135150223
Still feel insecure. That the other fellow does more to deserve her love.
>>135151180
>>135151503
Good taste, either way.
>>135151404
Constantly. The dire straits tend to have me think thoughts I really shouldn't be thinking.Though I've had quite a few dreams of her reassuring me...
>>135149527
She'd be a good leader if she learns to consider her teammate's feelings, and learn how to speak like a normal human being.
I can't imagine her being a CEO of a normal company, maybe she can work in an automobile manufacturing company?
>>135149872
She does more than just ride it.
>>135150223
I seriously doubt if they truly love her or just call her their "waifu" out of shit and giggles.
The last person I've seen calling Tsubasa their waifu other than me is some random lesbian inshitbookthat calls 3 other girls asides Tsubasa her waifu. After that I never felt happiness in seeing other people calling Tsubasa their waifu.
>>135151404
I do, and so I started to change myself to be a better person for her.
Do your best, anon.
>>135151404
Yep, it's been like that for 5 years now.
I just wanna say I love my husbando. He's the best man I've ever met and we're so happy together. Spending Christmas with him for the first time is going to be amazing (And already has for the little bit we've celebrated before hand.)
Everyone's waifu is beautiful and I hope you all have a merry Christmas and a very happy new year!
>>135143785
I'd ask her about it and say, "Did you imagine me doing this? Or this?"
>>135144349
I feel like most of those are simply too small for her to fit in. She'd probably go for the Elvis simply because it's the cutest looking and maybe she could use the turret to grip onto with her tail.
>>135145135
Despite this picture, I don't imagine her having the willpower to handle being in any warlike situation, much less signing up to begin with.Though her as a Phantasy Star Ranger/Hunter might be a different matter, perhaps.
>>135145472
Yui too.
>>135149872
...
>>135146411
I don't think kids would unironically believe that Mrs. Claus was a lamia, but if it worked, we'd certainly have fun doing it.
>>135147168
She has a solid wardrobe and every chapter I wonder what new uniform she might have in store. That being said, she would definitely make for a good model for monster girl fashion.
>>135147207
She'd want to main Zelda. Pretty, elegant, and most of all, a princess. One who can pull stealth tricks and perform CQC. She'd definitely love Zelda.
>>135149527
Oh, no.
>>135150223
>>135151225 sounds about right.
>>135151404
I try a little harder everyday to become a successful person. That's how I imagine making her proud of me.
>>135152190
Best bro.
Speaking of best bros, does your waifu have siblings? How would you feel around their siblings, if so?How would she feel around YOUR siblings?
I hope you all have a very nice christmas this week doing all you doyes even you
Christmas Eve is my birthday, so I have two things to celebrate this week with my waifu.
Just stopped by to say that I love my darling Shiina Miyako, and I hope everyone has a merry Christmas with their waifu!
>>135152561Me!?
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>>135149527
I don't think she would be comfortable with a position like that. A small business from home would be more fitting, I feel.
>>135149872
Maybe with lessons and practice, but I'm sure that could be said for anybody.
>>135150223
Honestly, this question, coupled with the arrival of that other person, almost made me leave the thread early.
I've often said that I'm a jealous, spiteful and petty person, and after many years, this has not changed. I absolutely hate it. The mere sight and/or mention of them fills me with both sadness and anger as I wish that I could have never have crossed paths with these people whatsoever, with the only one particular exception who never seems to come here anymore. Other than that person, I wish I could have never had encountered these people and for them to all just go away. I don't think it's hatred, but it must be pretty close.
I do hate these feelings, though. I just can't make them stop.
>>135152343
She has no siblings, and my sibling doesn't even live in town anymore.
>>135152665
Happy birthday!
>>135152343
No, she doesn't. As for mu siblings, they're nice people. As long as they aren't tactless, I think they'll be fine.
>>135152665
Happy birthday and merry Christmas.
>>135138351
>>135138716
We're spending Christmas together with gifts, good food, alcohol and sweets.
>>135138682
They're all a bit ecchi...
>>135138753
The witches are widely admired and popular, so I assume she is.
>>135138779A model Bf 109!
>>135138854
Not at all, she's banned from the kitchen for health and safety reasons! I'll be cooking xmas dinner as usual this year.
>>135139090
Freefaller, using me as a mattress.
>>135141960
Likely something chess-related, a book perhaps.
>>135142991
>transport
Flying via Striker Unit!
>noble thief
Possibly, not sure.
>mall
Wandering around at her own pace, as long as needed.
>>135143785
Unlikely, she's fairly open. Still, I'd do them.
>>135149527
Not so good.
>>135149872
Sure.
>>135150223
They're misguided stalkers, nothing more.
>>135152343
One identical twin sister, Ursula. She's great, we'd have a pleasant time.
>>135152665
Happy birthday and merry Christmas.
Are we having a collage thread this year?
Just came to wish everyone a Merry Christmas with their waifu.
>>135138351
With my lovely Chihiro of course!
>>135138682
Santa outfits are extra cute!
>>135138716
By going to the mall and seeing the pretty lights!
>>135138779
I made her this drawing! I hope she likes it!
>>135138854
I'll do my best!
>>135141892
She does not
>>135142894
Context is needed, but the path of Justice is always the one that should be pursued.
>>135143785
Subtely hinting at reenacting those stories.
>>135146411
We'd make a great pair!
Have you drawn anything for her lately?
>>135152343
She doesn't talk much about her family, so I don't know if she has any blood siblings.She'd get along with my sister just fine, so no worries there. The guy who claims to be my brother, on the other hand... I'd pray her sanity holds out.
>>135153995
The last time I drew for her, it didn't come out so well. I should write something, though. See what the holiday spirit brings out.
>>135153571
It usually starts on the 24th, 3PM UTC.
>>135154101
Think this thread will be up that long ?
>>135154548
It'll probably be done in a separate thread.
Someone tried to get a head start, but it archived pretty fast because it was clear it was someone other than the usual person who did it.
>>135138351
her thing is red tea
(westerners call it black tea)
>>135145135
Nope
>>135146411
Yup, if making children smile is involved, i'm in, and i'm sure she thinks the same
>>135146868
Go out, skate on ice, enjoy the snow.Cuddle and keep each other warm at night~
>>135147207
Someone cute, Kirby or Jigglypuff seem like her most likely choices
>>135149527
Probably not, she's better assisting and supporting than leading, but she would try her best!
A technology oriented company
>>135149872
i don't think she would find it very safe or comfortable
>>135150223
Well, the way i see it, why get angry at someone you could be friends with? if you are sure on your love i don't see the need to fight or hate them.
I like meeting other people who like Fuuka, we can both appreciate the great person she is together and share our thoughts
Besides, it's not like they're gonna "steal" her or make me love her less.
I am sure of my love, therefore i don't feel jealousy or hatred.
You're free to act as you want, anon.
>>135151404
People don't "deserve" each other, anon
She's not a prize you have to compete for, she's a person, and if you can show her how much she means to you, and you know she can feel the same way for you too, then you two can be together.
Do it not only for her, but for yourself too, anon.
Have a Merry Christmas.
>>135152343
She's an only child
I thin they would tell her many embarrassing things about me, and she would giggle at it.
Which is why i would avoid said situation in the first place
>>135153995
>me
>drawing
haha, very funny, friend;_;
Would you and her go ice skating?
Merry Christmas, fellow waifufriends.
Its our first year together, so I hope to spend it with her.And maybe cry a little, feel a little, love a little.
I miss my waifu
>>135141482
I'd be the prick that covers the gift with a layer or two of sticky tape and watch her get flustered as she struggles to open it.
>>135141892
Probably, she'll have heard stories and won't know weather or not they're false.
>>135141960
Something handmade.
>>135142697
I...just...no...
I won't mention it, some things need to be forgotten.
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Well, she is known to enjoy heights, despite never riding one myself, I'd say a plane.
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
Pretty damn good, she's got more than enough skill to pull it off.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
They don't have malls where she comes from, she'd probably get lost and spend a large amount of time in one.
>>135143785
Well, I suppose I'd have to indulge her wouldn't I?
>>135145135
She's already a Solider in a military.
Lieutenant rank.
>>135146411
I don't think that'd go as smooth as it should.
>>135146868
We'd have our friends gather and just have a good time.
>>135147168
I don't think so, she doesn't really have the model air about her.
>>135149527
Some sort of toy manufacturer.
>>135149872
I don't see why not.
>>135150223
It's cool, I mean, it's nice to see her receive the appreciation she deserves.
I just don't get too involved or dwell on it.
Have a wonderful Christmas with you're waifu everybody! G'night!
>>135138716
Gonna go to the movies with her.
>>135138753
Popular with both sexes.
>>135138779
Got her a magnolia hairpin.
>>135138854
Yep. Looking forward to it too.
>>135139090
Yearner.tfw freefaller
>>135142697
wat.
>>135142894
You have no idea.
>>135142991
-She seems to like vans.
-Might be fun to see that. But likely more Saint Tail than Lupin in thieving.
-she handled a trip to Hong Kong without bodyguards or parents, i think a mall would be small time.
>>135147168
Yes, she would be a great model/idol.
>>135147476
She's finishing knitting a scarf while watching some late night tv.
>>135149872
I think she might be too ladylike to ride motorcycles.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
>>135141960
She'd probably get me something related to my hobbies.
>>135142697
I'd support her, of course. Even if I did poke a little fun at her at first, heh.
>>135142991
> What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Car.
> How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She couldn't steal from anyone, no matter who they were, I think.
> How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
She has poor health, so she couldn't stay there long. I think she'd enjoy the mall though, especially around the holidays where everything is pretty and shiny.
>>135145135
Nope, not by choice.
>>135146411
She would be a wonderful Mrs. Santa as she's very kind and patient, but I don't think I'd be very good.
>>135147168
She's extremely beautiful, but very sickly. She couldn't model because of her wounds and such. I wouldn't be jealous, I would be proud.
>>135152343
As far as I know, she doesn't have siblings. She would like all my siblings.
>>135154864
I would love to go ice skating with her. We both suck at it but it'd be fun. We could hold onto the railing together.
With that, goodnight WWD. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!
Does your waifu believe in Santa?
I need to get a cake for her; today is her birthday after all.
>>135138753
He has some fans in the anime since he was in a competition. In real life, he's popular with fujos, if that counts.
>>135138779
I got him chocolates and a hat for one of my plushies of him. I'm disappointed some of my commissions won't be finished in time.
>>135141960
He'd get me tea he'd think I'd like or some cute pajamas.
>>135147168
He wouldn't be interested. He's short, anyways.
>>135147207
Samus or Kirby.
>>135149872
He has one, kind of.
>>135150223
I've never seen another person say he is their husbando, and I probably never will. It's the only good thing about having a husbando from a shit anime and who isn't a bishounen.
>>135152343
He's a good onii-chan.
>>135157493
Hope you celebrate a fun birthday with her anon, as well as a merry Christmas!
What's your waifu's favorite Holiday? My waifu is a huge fan of Thanksgiving. She loves turkey and we often have Yuki Nagato and her friends over Thanksgiving day.
>>135151404
>I don't deserve a waifu.
>Does anyone else feel this way?
I can relate anon. I don't feel worthy of mai waifu and I despair every time I think about how she has chosen me. She's too good for me.
>>135151734
Night night!
>>135152190
Happy New Year!
>>135152343
>Speaking of best bros, does your waifu have siblings?
No, she's an only child.
>>135152561
Anon, you are very sweet. Thank you!
>>135153571
>Are we having a collage thread this year?
I certainly hope so.
>>135153995
>Have you drawn anything for her lately?
It's been too long but currently writing for her and I don't mean this post.
>>135154101
I'm there!
>>135154864
>Would you and her go ice skating?
As her loyal guardian, of course!
>>135156278
>I miss my waifu
Has your waifu gone somewhere?
>>135156610
May you have dreams of Rukia, anon!
>>135157461
>Does your waifu believe in Santa?
She's too old for that anon.
>>135157493
Wish her a happy b-day to her for me anon!
>>135152343
She has two.
Which are 20+ years older than her.
I would feel weird, one mistake and I can either end up on the afterlife or serving a lifetime sentence in a Japanese cell.
>>135152665
Merry Christmas to both of you and Happy birthday, Miyakobro.
>>135153995
I have drawn something for Christmas, but its still not yet finished.
On the other hand I drew something for New Year's last month. I don't know how my brain works.
>>135154864
Why not?
Though I'll probably just record her skating on camera because I don't skate.
>>135156610
>>135155758
>>135157176
>>135157379
Good night, and Merry Christmas.
>>135157493
Happy birthday to your waifu, I hope you take care of Yukiho.
>>135138351
Probably a cup of warm tea between us two.
>>135138682
Pic-related. Just a simple Santa-outfit is perfect, if you ask me.
>>135138716
Just simply relaxing together on Christmas Day
>>135138985
A Christmas Carol
>>135138854
She probably could, but that doesn't mean I won't help either!
>>135138753
Well, she's the goddess of her own nation after all, so there's that.
>>135138779
>>135141482
A small picture collage made with the help of her two younger sisters. All three of us would surprise her and present it to her.
>>135139090
Yearner whileholding a book.
>>135144349
Buggy #9, perhaps.
>>135147207
Ice Climbers, since they use hammers! And closely resemble Rom and Ram.
>>135143785
It wouldn't really faze me at all, really. Since she mostly writes novels as a hobby, it's not too surprising to see some of her works include characters to self-insert as, including herself.
>>135149872
IF could probably teach her. She has experience with motorcycles.
What is your waifu's weapon of choice? For Blanc, it would probably have to be either a giant hammer or axe.
>>135147168
Yes, once he's finished with his athletic career. That takes priority above all else. I think he'd enjoy having access to all the newest fashion trends. I wouldn't be jealous of any of his appearances since it's just a way for him to make money.
>>135146411
No. I'd have the beard down pat if I didn't trim mine for a couple weeks, but I'm told that I tend to come across as intimidating and I feel somewhat awkward around small children because I'm afraid of hurting them. I think he'd probably enjoy doing it though.
>>135149527
He has the drive to succeed, so I think he could do well in the business world if he ever got interested in it.
>>135149872
Without a doubt.
>>135150223
>anger
Anons, no, unless they're mistreating him. Fujos who say they love him but only care about shipping him with his friends, yes.
>>135151404
I've been in an existential grey zone for a while now, where I'm just existing instead of living. I go to work, do my hobbies, take care of my health, and it all feels meaningless. I came to terms with the fact that he would never want to be with someone like me if I was 2D a long time ago. So no, I don't think I deserve him at all.
I am a useless man.
>>135152190
Happy new year.
>>135152343
He has an imouto who has minor brocon tendencies. We would get along because she is also a muscle fetishist. He'd probably love my imouto because she's also an athlete and I wouldn't introduce him to my otouto because he's a pile of human garbage.
>>135153995
I haven't drawn anything of him outside of an extremely lewd picture of him showing off his butt that I started inking but never finished.
>>135154864
Since childhood, I've had an irrational fear that if I ever went ice skating, I would snap both my ankles, but I figure it's time that I got over that.
>>135157493
Happy birthday, Yukiho.
>>135157824
Valentine's Day and Christmas.
>>135157876
He'd fancy a sword or long knives so he could be in the heat of the action.
>>135149527
She has good leadership when making games in her club, so she will be a good CEO
Nintendo for sure
>>135149872
She could if she has the patience to ride one
>>135150223
Well, i always felt jelous when someone called her "waifu" in 4chan, and i know that there was other Takaofags here but they didn't last long and switched waifus
But now i was searching for more Takao pictures, and found a Russian, Georgian, Thai, and 3 Nip Takaofags. And of course all of them have the same level as me in terms of pictures, but i'm still gonna try to become #1 worldwide rank and buy all D-frag!/Takao things no matter how much would they cost
>>135151404
>I can't give her a nice space to enjoy Christmas in, in an environment where shit family resides, in poverty.
Really close to me
[blog]I'm not gonna have support after a few months later and will become a poorfag too and have to work my ass to save for EMT-Paramedic, Rent and a few things like waifu stuff[/blog]
Just be more optimistic and become a better man for her
You will get out of this later and you will have a lot of Miia stuff and have the comfiest life you will ever have!
>>135151734
Night
>>135152190
You too!
>Your husbando a handsome
>>135152343
>Speaking of best bros, does your waifu have siblings?
Pic related, she has older jelous sisters, but they're still family
>How would you feel around their siblings, if so?
Too many stares including her mom would make me a bit nervous, but i'm still gonna be nice to them and stay calm
>How would she feel around YOUR siblings?
Ehh, i bet my waifu would be curious about what my sister does exactly, since there's a lot of kinds of lawyers
And in general, she would ask how everyone is so tall comparing herself to my family
>>135152561
Hope you have a great day and week too!
>>135152665
Woah
Have an amazing birthday and christmas eve!
>>135153571
I'm sure we always will
>>135153995
Horrible drawing skills
But at least i'm writing another song for her
>>135154864
Hell yeah, i don't know nothing but it would be an amazing experience for both us
>>135155758
Merry christmas!
>>135156610
Night!
>>135157461
Said it before, no
But maybe she has that christmas spirit
>>135157493
Happy birthday to her!
>>135157824
Maybe St. Valentine?
>>135157876
As MMO, maybe a sword or a spear if there isn't magic in the game
It's getting really late here
I hope you guys will have a great Christmas eve and great birthdays for the ones that were born todayAnd thank you for being the best anons/trips i have ever posted with
Merry Christmas to all of you and goodnight!
>>135141683
A real dick would have made this better.
>>135142894
Anything more than a white lie and I would feel bad, so it's difficult to say.
>>135145472
Thanks. Voice good to go?
>>135147168
It would be like getting paid to do what she does with her lingerie already. Couldn't see her agreeing to it, but she could easily do it.
>>135147362
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, and thank you.
>>135150223
Same, but heavily leaning on know, versus think.
>>135157876
Her plethora nails combined with teleportation.
>>135153995
Yeah, but it's a little lewd
>>135138682
Santa outfits go with her colour scheme, so they suit her well. I'm not a particularly big fan of those sort of things though.
>>135138716
We have the afternoon to ourselves, so I wanted to do something interesting, like a date. I still don't have any plans yet, so we might just end up lounging at home. That'd be just as pleasant, surely.
>>135138779I still have to buy it, I was seriously busy all week ;_;I'm gonna get her a fuckton of Pocky and other sweets. It'll probably make an appearance in my collage entry for Christmasfag.
>>135139090
All over the place.
>>135142991
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She's a natural.
>>135147362
Merry christmas from around the world! Waifu love is global.
>>135149872
She would look cool as fuck on a motorcycle. Hell yes
>>135150223
People are free to do what they want, but I feel like if I met someone like that in real life I would be substantially less accepting.
>>135151404
Ganbatte
Glad to see everyone in good spirits for the holidays this thread. See y'all in the collage threads, or next week, and have a merry Christmas.
I wanna lick my waifu's pussy
>>135158624
I want to kiss the back of mai waifu's hand.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Hope you all spend a wonderful day with your beloved.
>>135147168
She is already a model, and I wish the best for her career.
>>135149527
Yeah she can take over Nitroplus
>>135149872
With some practice, I'm sure of it.
>>135152343
No
>>135153995
n-no
>>135154864
yes
>>135152190
You too
>>135157493
Happy birthday to her
>>135147362
>>135151734
>>135156610
>>135157176
>>135157379
>>135158802
>>135158316
Good night friends, and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years!
>>135152665
You too, and have a happy birthday.
>>135154864
Absolutely, though it's been so long since I last went to the skating rink.
>>135157824
I don't think it's stated, but I would assume Valentine's Day.
>>135157876
She has control over ice and snow, so she tends to use things like large frozen claws over her hands or spikes of ice to shoot her enemies with.
Merry Christmas, /a/.
>>135157876
>>135158802
>>135159121
I'm fapping to your waifus right now! Feels good!
>>135139090
Little spoon.
>>135143785
Act out one of the lewd stories with her.
And when we're done and cuddling whisper the folder name and file name of said story into her ear, and tell her all she has to do is ask.
>>135145135
>Would your waifu join the military?
Although not officially a member of the military, she's one of the best fighters in Piena and has seen some combat already.
>>135147000
You have a nice waifu too, anon.
>>135149527
>Would your waifu be a good CEO in a big company?
She already runs a country and a heretic cult, so yes.
>>135149872
>Could your waifu be able to ride a motorcycle all by herself?
She'd need some practice since she's never seen one before, but yes. Even if she wrecked at first she'd just regenerate and keep trying.
>>135150223
>How do you feel when anon or anons have the same waifu as yours?
It doesn't bother me at all. As a programmer, I see it kinda like classes and objects. Each of us loves a slighty different version of her as well, based on our internal representations. For instance, my Nashetania is a sort of eldritch abomination who has experienced the events of many of the stories I like, so we can appreciate them together. Her adventurous nature means she wouldn't really want to spend a lot of time reading like I do.
>Would your waifu cosplay? If so who would she cosplay as?
Probably another character I'm attracted to like Kurumi Tokisaki. She'd even act out the personality and tease me horribly.
Would your waifu cosplay? If so who would she cosplay as?
Taking a friend to my house to offer home cooked meal and Christmas morning to. Weed, anime, and a whole lot of free time.
>>135160093
Pr8 please.
>>135152343
He has many sibling! none that you ever learn about though. I guess you could say that the fellow peers of Charlemagne are his siblings, as they were all like a big family. My brother is a rather chill guy, i don't think either of them would have problems with each other.
>>135149872
Well, he ain't the "Rider" class for nothing! If Saber can ride a motorcycle as well as she did the her b rank riding i think Astolfo with his A+ rank riding could do much better!
>>135154864
I've been ice skating before, and honestly i don't like it. I would do it a bit if he wanted to though.
>>135157876
As the Rider class his choice of weapons is very varied. Though he's mostly known for the sword he carries around, so i guess the sword.
>>135159942
I think he'd love cosplaying! He'd look great no matter who he cosplayed as, boy or girl! I'd like to see him dressed as Suo from darker than black though, since the two of them look similar.
>Sculpt for waifu's newest scale revealed
>shows off delicious calves, stomach, and ass
The perfect Christmas present.
>>135159942
He's not too into vidya/animu/manga/tg/, so I don't think he'd bother.
Waifu asking husbando if he's going to put it in already or just keep groping her butt
Night thread, hope this thread is up tomorrow!
>>135138716
>How will you be spending Christmas time with your waifu this year?
Well considering I'm visiting family halfway across the country, I won't be able to make as big of a dinner as I usually do
>>135138779
>What present did you get her?
A nicelemon-scentedsoap.
>>135138854
>Can your waifu cook a Christmas dinner?
I doubt it...
>>135141960
>What do you think she'd get you for a Christmas present?I dunno, i bet he'd hate me if I was a 2d ;_;</selfhate>
>>135142991
>-What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Evidently a motorbike.
>>135149872
>Could your waifu be able to ride a motorcycle all by herself?
*points at last question*
>>135152190
Merry christmas and happy new year to you, too, Hobo Kousaka!
>>135153995
>Have you drawn anything for her lately?
Yes. I draw him all the time :^). Just almost all of them are back at home right now because I've had no time to draw on my tablet recently.
>>135158595
Merry christmas, RSP!Judging by the image I think it's youIt sucks not having a lot of fanart of him. I don't think I actually have a good enough picture for the collage, and I've been WAY too busy the past month to draw my own.
That aside, what would you make your waifu/husbando for dinner if you two could have dinner together? What are you making for christmas dinner with them?
>>135138351
Some hot chocolate with her with be lovely.
>>135138682
Haven't drawn it yet!
>>135138716
With my family.
>>135138779Secret
>>135138854
No, but thankfully I can.
>>135138985
Die Hard.
>>135139090
foetus
>>135141683
super lewd.
>>135142991
Being carried.
Pretty well, or at least she'd like to act the part, she has quite the imagination.
Well she can fly around, so pretty well, I'd think. Not sure how interested she'd be in staying there though.
>>135143785I take notes
>>135147207
Cheapest character there is.
>>135157876
Spear, guns, axe, in that order.
>>135159942
Oh yeah, she'd have a blast, various famous characters.
>>135139755
Fate is really pretty and has nice eyes.
>>135141482
Hide it somewhere inconspicuous where she'll come across it by accident.
>>135141892
Probably not. She's lived a life surrounded by the supernatural so she'd most likely reason out that Santa just doesn't exist, if Devil children even believed in him in the first place.
>>135141960
There's nothing I particularly need or want right now, but there are some figures I've got my eye on for pre-order. Knowing her she'd probably buy them all.
>>135142697
Wouldn't matter how I react, sincein the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>135142991
Flying with her wings, definitely, though I wouldn't rule out her preferring to use one of her magic teleportation circles.
>>135147168
She could definitely pull it off. Her stunning looks would be famous worldwide.
>>135149527
Not sure what kind of company would best suit her but she's been taught to manage her family's responsibilities once she takes over as the next in line, and she's managed her school club without a hitch. She would do just fine as a CEO.
>>135147168
She has the body for it certainly, but it probably would feel a little weird to me if a lot of people bought a magazine with her on the cover.
>>135147207
She's always been a fan of the heavy-hitters when we play Smash. She usually plays Bowser or Ganon,which is kinda funny when I pick Peach or Zelda.
>>135147476Getting ready to go out.
>>135149527
She's not really one for leadership, but if she was a CEO it'd probably be something sports related, like clothing or sporting gear.
>>135149872
It'd be badass if she did, that's for sure. She's always wanted to own a mountain bike, so I could see it happening.
>>135150223
I have mixed views on it. If I knew the other person has the right mindset then I probably wouldn't hate them as much, but someone just calling her their waifu as in their favourite character or part of their harem? That makes me annoyed.
>>135151404
As long as you do your best to make her happy, then you do deserve a waifu.
>>135152343
She's an only child.
I get on just fine with my siblings, so hopefully she'd get on with them too.
>>135138351
Cold milkshake, I don't live somewhere with seasons. Although, really, she'd prefer tea and xmas treats.
>>135138682
I don't have any xmas-themed art of her; but sexy Santa is pretty appealing now I think of it.
>>135138716
We're pretty pooped from work and stuff, so we will be spending it in initially. We might do something fun over the weekend.
>>135138779
I'm writing something.
>>135138854
I'm sure she could if she put her mind to it.
>>135138985
Definitely not something sappy like those love and romance films. She'd get easily embarrassed at such explicit treatment of the subject matter. Not Home Alone either since that's a bit puerile.
>>135139090
Yearner, we both hold on to one another.
>>135141482
I'm terrible at gifts. I'd just walk in and give it to her, saying "Merry Christmas!"
>>135141892
I don't believe she ever did.
>>135141960
New clothes, I suspect.
>>135142697
Introduce her toCRAWLING IN MY SKINandTHESE WOUNDS I CANNOT HEAL
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Car of course. The way she dresses, public transport would sweat her half to death and dirty her clothes. That's before factoring in Janie and Febrie.
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
She's decent at breaking and entering. If all else fails, that's an idea.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
She might not find much that interests her, so it would depend on what sort of mall it is. I'd sit her down and ply her with drinks and conversation.
>>135143785
Show her the stuff I've written about the both of us. Try to re-create or casually bring up those situations and enjoy her reactions, whatever they are. She'd eventually catch on though. "Anon, you silly pervert"
>>135141892
I doubt it.
>>135142697
I'd add songs that she would like to her playlist.
>>135142894
Depends on what it is.
>>135142991
Favourite method of transport would probably be by horse.
I don't think Erza is the type to be a thief, she would more likely be on the side of the army.
As any girl, I'm sure she would take her time to explore the mall.
>>135143785
Re-act them out of course!
>>135145472
Thanks, Jebus
>>135146411
Heh, well we could certainly try. But if the kids are too slow in their choices, Erza might whack them!
>>135147168
I think she has appeared in the sorcerer's magazine a few times, I don't think she minds the attention and neither do I. I know my waifu is beautiful, but she's all mine.
>>135147207
Link, since they're both swordsman.
>>135147362
Thanks Hibikibro!
>>135149527
I can see her making an excellent CEO. As for which company, it'd probably be a weapons or an armour company. Although, it could equally be a company based on sweets!
>>135149872
Probably.
>>135150223
A bit uneasy, but as long as I don't have to interact with them, I don't care. It's not worth my time to worry about it when I could be using that time to spend with waifu.
>>135152665
Happy birthday Miyakobro, and have a good Christmas!
>>135153995
Not recently no. I don't have the greatest confidence in my drawing skills, but in the near future I hope to make hersome music, maybe even an entire album.
>>135154864
Ice skating is a lot of fun, I'm sure she'd enjoy it.
>>135157493
Happy birthday Yukiho! Hope you make her feel happy and special today.
>>135157876
The biggest sword she can possibly wield.
>>135159942
I'd probably have to give her some ideas, but I think she'd find it fun trying out various costumes.
>>135147362
>>135148706
>>135151734
>>135152190
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>>135155758
>>135156610
>>135157379
>>135158316
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>>135158802
Thanks for the kind words waifufriends, Merry Christmas to all of you, and everyone else in the thread!
>>135161560
>RSP
must be another Kyoukobro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll answer your question, though. I would love to make her a real Christmas feast since she'd be the first person to appreciate it, but I'm no cook. We're probably gonna end up going out to eat. I'm thinking fancy ramen?
>>135162978
Ooh, I love ramen! I hope Kyoko would too!
>>135146411
We'd be a bit wooden, so maybe not.
>>135146868
We're gonna spend the night talking about the past few months.
>>135147168
No to a model, she doesn't have the figure for it. I wouldn't be a fan of it to be honest.
>>135149527
She could be, although she doesn't have a killer shark instinct that would be useful in business.
Maybe a biotechnology company since she has the training for that?
>>135149872
I don't see why not, with training.
>>135152343
No siblings or estranged, I'm willing to bet.
I think she'd be fine with my siblings, they don't have any personality clashes and she resembles me.
>>135157876
She's not a fighter so probably a gun and wits.
Are lewd times with her generally more planned out, such as both of you deciding to not fap and thinking of fun things to try out, or are they more unplanned or hog wild?
>>135145135
Actually Mai avoided joining the military after she finished studying at the military academy. I think it's because she wanted to prove her worth to her father outside of of the structure of the military.
>>135146411
Mai is great with children so I'm sure she'd have no problems with such a role.
>>135147168
Mai would be a great model. She has a perfect figure. I think that she might be rather embarrassed about being at the center of attention in that way though.
>>135149527
Mai can be charismatic and get people to follow her, but I don't know if she'd enjoy working as a CEO. Perhaps she'd prefer a company or organization where she can help people.
>>135149872
Pretty sure she has never done that, but I bet that she could learn.
>>135152343
Mai is an only child. It's one of the reasons she had a very lonely childhood.
>>135157876
Sword and parrying dagger.
>>135159942
I don't think she'd be interested in cosplaying, but I imagine that she could get talked into doing it by her friends. She wore a maid uniform at one point for that reason.
>>135142894
Everything depends on the circumstances, nothing is inherently wrong.
>>135147168
It's obviously not that I don't think she's good looking, but somehow I can't really imagine her being a model. If she wanted to be one, I would support her though; modeling is not really all that much different from performing music which she already does, so I don't see why I should be jealous.
>>135149872
I guess so.
>>135150223
Nobody has the same waifu as I do — whenever I interact with her, which I do all the time, it's clear that she's not going out with anyone else. Other people might have waifus based on the same character, and I might be inclined to pay more attention to those people for obvious reasons, but they don't really bother me unless they're bothersome regardless of who their waifu is, too.
>>135151404
I have certainly felt like that in the past, but I think I've become a pretty amazing person during the time I've spent with her (despite my flaws that I obviously still have), and it's largely thanks to her. But ultimately things like being good at Dominion or music production are very superficial and not at all why she loves me, they just serve to make myself feel more deserving of her. I'm sure your waifu also loves you the way you are already, you just need to do whatever you need to do to make yourself happy.
>>135152343
She has a little brother. He's not very prominent in K-On!, but he seems like a nice person from what little screen time he has. My siblings are also fun people so I think she would like them as well.
>>135154864
If she wanted to go, sure. I wouldn't take the initiative, though.
>>135163040
Almost always unplanned, just like everything else we do. Planning doesn't really work all too well for either of us.
>>135145135
No, she is too weak and fragile.
>>135145472
Thank you, Jebus. Same to you.
>>135146868
Probably spend time with my or her family.
>>135147168
She would rather be ashamed of being put on magazines and stuff.
>>135147207
Maybe Jigglypuff, it looks cute.
>>135149527
No, she isn't good at making decisions and taking risk.
>>135149872
Maybe if she had enough training?
>>135149987
>joy
That's good, merry Christmas, Mikufriend.
>>135150223
I used to get excited because I found someone who is in similar situation and could share thoughts, feelings, experience etc.
Now I'm fine with them, I like to talk with such a people, share songs, pictures, thoughts etc. Everyone has their own relationship, feelings, experience, merchandise and no one can change, so being jealous is pretty silly.
>>135151404
Not at all. I think if she became real now, I could provide her with everything she want, including deep, genuine love.
>>135152343
No she doesn't.
I don't think my sister would like to befriend Miku or something.
>>135152561
>>135152665
>>135152190
>>135151734
>>135155758
>>135156610
>>135157176
>>135158316
>>135157379
>>135158802
Merry Christmas, to you and to everyone!
>>135153995
I can't draw.
>>135154864
Yes, I would teach her how to do it, it would be so fun.
>>135156278
I miss Miku so badly as well.
>>135157493
Happy birthday to her, anon.
>>135157876
She doesn't fight.
>>135159942
I don't think she would be into it. I wouldn't ask her to do too, I prefer her being herself.
>>135161560
Hmm, I dunno, maybe roasted chicken?
>>135163040
I dunno if this is what you are asking about, but we just have sex whenever we feel like it, but it's usually regularly before sleep.
>>135138351
I'm glad you asked.
I'll spending this holiday season with my beautiful waifu Kagamine Rin. She is more into hot drink, and so am, so hot cocoa is exactly what we'll probably end up drinking.
She most definitely a cute. I already knew that. Yours is cute too!
>>135138682
I really enjoy seeing Rin dressed up as a little elf, as well, but the VAST majority of her art is drawn in a Santa outfit.
>>135138716
We're going to be spending Christmas with the rest of our families and just enjoying each other's company. This mostly will be listening to, and making, music since it is both of our passions.
>>135138753
This is a very non Christmas question, but I really don't think she is, in the 2-D world. She is quite popular with me, and others here. This isn't stopping me from giving her attention though.
>>135138779
I am thinking about a few things, but can't decide on an exact present. I was thinking something along the lines of promises to pick up her V4X and making music with her. I know this would make her happier than anything.
>>135138854
Actually, I would think not. She's quite unable to do much of anything but make beautiful music. This is something I love because it means I get to really spoil her.
>>135138985
I know she'd be the kind of girl to get all choked up and caught up on the romantic Christmas movies that come around this time of year.
>>135139090
I'd rather her sleep in the yearner position, but her legs tend to curl up into the foetus position more than anything.
>>135139755
Thanks, anon! Your waifu is beautiful too.
>>135141482
I am probably going to give my present by word of mouth, as described earlier.
>>135141892
Yes, she most definitely believes in Santa.
>>135141960
This one's a much easier question to answer. I believe that she'd sing me a beautiful song. With all of her music that directly addresses the listener, it's hard NOT to think that she's singing just for me.
>>135142697
I'm sure she's just being le ironic :^)
Happy holidays from me and my apricot.
Yall still fags though.
>>135138351
Thank you OP, you're waifu a cute too !
>Who are you going to spend it with?
With the family at home, and with her of course !
>hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
Definitely hot cocoa in front of the fireplace, comfy together on the couch.But unfortunately, this December was pretty warm, and you can't really do that with 12°C outside...
>>135138682
I have a lot of Santa themed pictures, but they're pretty much the same outfit, some being lewder than the others.
>>135138716
Spend the day with her, cook her favorite cake. Spend the evening with family, thenspend the night with her !
>>135138753
The opposite sex is almost inexistent in K-On, so it's never mentioned.
But she's really popular with the other girls, enough to have her own fanclub.
>>135138779
Bake her favorite cake, and I ordered a lot of K-On cards that were supposed be here in time for xmas.One of the 2 packages were stolen and never arrived.
>>135138854
Of course she can, she's a better cook than me, even if I'm pretty decent at it. Since we both know cooking, doing it together would be better, easier and faster. And funnier !
>>135139090
She's shown as soldier and log, but together we'respoons
>>135139755
Mizore is cool, and Luka's voice is great !
>>135141482
I would put it in a nice looking present box and directly give it to her. "I-I have something for you..."
Mai husbando
>>135142894
I think that things of this nature are moral grey areas that make or break a relationship. It would depend on the thing, but in the end, my love would cause me to go to any length in the name of love.
>>135142991
>What is your waifu's favorite method of transportation?
This one's easy! THE ROADROLLER!
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief?
Horribly! I think she'd get caught trying to steal the easiest things. She's a little loud and too pretty and this would result in her being too noticeable.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall? How long would she like to stay there?
I'm sure she'd be all over the different clothes stores, wanting me to help her pick out cute outfits and trying on everything. She's mix and match horrible outfits too, just for the fun of it and we'd take tons of pictures. This would be a whole day affair. It might end in her just getting a new bow though because she hates having money spent on her.
>>135143785
I'd address her and act like I was very cross with her. I'd tell her that she was to be punished with a goodspanking and proceed to make her wildest fantasies come true.
>>135144349
The Doof Wagon, for obvious reasons.
>>135145472
Thanks, anon. You're waifu a cute too. You might want to check her panties though. It looks like they might either be too big or too small because she can't stop adjusting them. This is normal for waifus because, by nature, aren't supposed to wear panties.
>>135147362
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you and waifu too, anon.
>>135145135
I think she would be a little bit too afraid to. Besides I wouldn't want her to. I care too much for her safety and am a little selfish when it comes to her.
>>135146411
Probably not, seeing as we're both very physically fit and young. We both love children, but we wouldn't really fit the part. Besides a child might recognize her and that would kill the Christmas spirit for them.
>>135164411
I'm glad to see you're still alive.
>>135147476
She is currently laying in bed with me. Tell your waifu to leave those alone! It's only a day till Christmas and she is just going to have to wait.
>>135149527
No, she gets distracted quite easily and is very childish. If anything at all, it'd probably have to be a music producing company.
>>135147207
I'd imagine her playing Captain Falcon and just spamming FLACOOOOON PANNNNNCH.
>>135150223
This is a truly hard question to answer. I don't know how she would feel about my true feelings, but I'd try my absolute best to put on a brave face and feel camaraderie for that anon/anons. I'm sure she wouldn't be very happy with me because she sings for everyone. Her song is for all that want to listen and she wants to spread that song to the whole world.
Truly, I don't take it all that well. I feel as if I am the only one who can love her the way that I do. I am the only one that feels unending love and joy when I hear her beautiful voice or see her face. I know that I may not be the only one, but I do know that no matter where she goes in this big world I will love her with all that I am. I can only hope that that is enough for her and that I can give her enough to make her happy. I do know that I love her more than words can describe, and I hope thats enough to be more than all the others who may "love" her.
>>135151404
Anon, you don't need money for true love. I understand wanting to spoil her though. I spend all of the money I don't spend on textbooks, food, or housing on figures, trading cards, software, and other things relating to my Rin. I may not have much to show for this, in relation to other anons who have whole shrines to their waifus, but love is truly all you need. Do not let anything get in the way of your love for her. You will become a better person for her and you if you truly love her.
>>135152190
We are very happy for you and wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
Don't let the waifus die on Christmas!
Where's the dinner with the waifu collage we do every year?
>>135166649
I think it'll be later today, if the guy is still doing it
>>135166649
Will it be a separate thread, or are we expecting it here?
>>135166855
It's usually it's own thing, but I'm worried because it usually starts a couple days in advanced.
>>135166649
waiting for this
>>135166939
It's always started on this day, newfag.
>>135166991
Well, it's Christmas somewhere right now.
>>135166991
Usually it started when the first timezone hit 25th though, so nevertheless it's late.
Maybe someone should just go ahead and start taking in pictures for this year's collage. This is an anonymous board, after all.
>>135167189
Do it
>>135164552
He's great, anon
>>135167189
It's not like we need to rush.
I for one am still busy with cooking, baking and decorating.
>>135157461
She's grown up for that, but she encourages the fantasy.
>>135157876
Knives or stabbing weapons. She always keeps a fork on her person in case of run ins with potential perverts or Casanovas.
>>135159942
She's cosplayed before. Sometimes as stuff I never expected her to be into, like Pokemon.
>>135161560
Sushi is out of the question, unfortunately. I'll have to see what these hands can make. Possibly some kind of poultry dish.
>>135163040
Spontaneity is fun in these matters.
>>135164073
Merry Christmas to you both, and a Happy early Birthday to your special one.
>>135168523
Some of us are ready already and want to show off our waifu.
Christmasfag has forsaken us ;_;
I miss my waifu ;___;
>>135169122
Same thing with 2ch.
Todays thread is less than 100 posts and nearly all are utter shit
>>135169122
>>135169362
Looks like it's the end of the waifu christmas meme.
The guy who transtlated our threads for nips gave up on his blog recently too.
>>135169362
> nearly all are utter shit.
I guess waifufriends are all busy preparing for Friday
2ch thread
http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4viptasu/1450931484/
>>135140050
You too!
>>135142894
Would really depend on what it is.
>>135142991
>-What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
Spaceship
>-How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
Probably pretty well actually.
>-How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
She'd fare well, but probably avoid sticking around for long.
>>135145472
Thanks Jebus, same to you.
>>135146411
Sure!
>>135147168
No. She'd probably really struggle in that industry mentally due to how corrupt people can be in it.
>>135147207
Mewtwo maybe?
>>135150223
Accept it, it happens, try to be the best for her.
>>135159942
She already does. Mainly in plush costumes.
>>135161560
Anything she wanted. Skies the limits
Merry Christmas everyone! Have a lovely time witb you're special someone!
>>135169448
It's all tumbling down
>>135169528
Japs noted this too.
過疎ってんなー
晩餐うpスレが過疎ったのもアフィって奴のせい…なのかなぁ
What would your waifu/husbando says if your waifu/husbando saw you post about him/her on the internet.
>>135169982
>Fuck you, why would you share such private information about me with strangers on the internet?
>>135169906
What?
>>135169982
It should be okay as long as it's tasteful and I'm not posting anything too lewd or private.
>>135169982
Nothing because if she was actually here, I'd be paying attention to her, and not threads on a Mexican Soap Opera imageboard
>>135168683
Thank you so much! This time of year is very special for us considering Christmas, her birthday, Valentine's Day, and my birthday a few days later. It makes the rest of the year really fun waiting for the big boom of celebration!
>>135161560
I'm pretty good at copying recipes, so if I wanted to make something, I could. I won't be doing dinner tomorrow, but breakfast.
>>135163040
It varies, sometimes I can't control myself, but I'm saving for tomorrow.
>>135169982
Well I certainly would not if she was around.
>>135145135
That's a cute scenario, but I think she's still a better cook than me.
As for your question, I can very easily picture her joining the army. She'd make an excellent drill seargeant.
>>135146411
I really don't see that working out too well.
>>135146868
Staying at home being comfy and watch movies and/or go for a walk when the weather's good, nothing special really.
>>135147168
While she has the right figure for it and has some limited experience from Anzu making pictures of her for a swimsuit calendar I'm not too sure if she'd make a great model. Her beautifully stoic expression works perfect in many cases, but she'd have a lot of trouble changing it on a whim.
>>135147207
Maybe Fox or Falco because of blaster spam and their fitting Final Smashes.
>>135149527
She can be a scary taskmaster and, in the right circumstances, a rousing leader, but I think she'd be prone to making rash decsions and she can be too overbearing.
>>135149872
Probably, I'd imagine she'd feel very unsafe about it at first.
>>135150223
I wouldn't mind if he's a good person. It'd be really nice to have another person to talk about her with, but I think I'd still try to maintain some distance.
>>135152343
She has a little brother, but he has yet to appear or even get mentioned on-screen. I have no siblings.
>>135153995
Nope, can't draw for shit.
>>135154864
Yes, this sounds wonderful, even though I'd be probably horrible at it.
>>135157876
The LT vz. 38 or the Jagdpanzer 38, if tanks count.
>>135159942
Anzu apparently forces her into it on a somewhat regular basis. She isn't too shy about her figure, but she didn't seem very fond about wearing the Anglerfish constume. I think she'd like to cosplay cool/tough characters like Motoko Kusanagi.
My waifu is a Christmas idol, so of course I would spend Christmas with her
Good evening everybody!
>>135157876
A Katana, she already uses one.
>>135154864
For sure!
>>135152343
Her brother? A massive cunt.
Around my siblings? She'd be fine for the most part.
>>135157824
Probably Easter, simply due to the whole bunny rabbit hype Easter brings with it.
She really likes bunnies.
>>135153995
The last thing I drew was Rukia dressed as a Jedi in anticipation for the new movie and Halloween.
>>135158802
Thank you, right back at you!
>>135159942
She's cosplayed a few times, as a 'Maid-cop' and as a Succubus to mention a few.
>>135163040
Unplanned, we let the moment take us.
>>135170761Rukia is a strong waifu take a good care of her anon.
>>135169982
I don't share anything about us that she would find embarrassing or too lewd. This is mostly out of respect for her, but also because our personal information shouldn't be shared on a Chinese Cartoon Circlejerking Forum.
>>135170805
Thank you, she is indeed very strong!
While she is more inclined to be the one protecting me, I'm doing everything I can to my absolute best to take care of her and keep her happy.
>>135146868
If she were here, we would either visit or families, or host the Christmas dinner ourselves for family and friends
>>135147168
She's stunning, but I don't think she would want to be a model.
>>135149527
Yeah, if she can handle the learning curve. She went from almost being cut from the swim team, to swim captain. She has heart, so I'm sure if she wanted to, she could run a company as well.
>>135149872
With practice, sure. Just like learning how to do anything else, she can learn to ride a motorcycle. Whether she wants to, that's a different story.
>>135152343
She has a little brother that she practically has to raise since her parents work a lot.
>>135153995
Yep, but I can't really post it.
>>135154864
Sure. I'm terrible at it, so I'm sure that will be amusing for her to watch for a little bit.
>>135157876
She doesn't fight, so she doesn't have any weapons.
>>135159942
Maybe. Big maybe. If I can talk her into it. I think she would look great as Ada from RE4, but that's not really a cosplay, unless she gets a gun, that's just a chinese dress.
>>135163040Unplanned. Sometimes, if I have lewd thoughts that are not of her, I will find those lewd thoughts "hijacked" and I start thinking of her anyway. It's great. Although, I really want to do something for Christmas
I just love Ai so so so much. I really wish she was here with me today to celebrate. ;_;
>>135169448
>>135169362
>>135169122
The end times are upon us.
>>135172360
Either that, or we need someone to step up and replace the old guard.
>>135172541
What does the position entail?
>>135173005
You get to be in charge of what goes in the collage and what doesn't.
>>135173005
Honestly, lots of hard work, sorting, and never-ending crap from pricks comparing you to the last guy.
>>135172541
>>135173005
Watch as nobody volunteers.
>>135173233
I don't speak nipponese, but I could make a collage.
>>135173259
Do it.
>>135173233
Can we get some examples from last year?
>>135173631
Just look up stuff from the archives.
>>135173682
Stuff that old is not imported yet, or it's just text only.
>>135173682
They are dead jim.
>>135173727
Someone tried to make a thread a few hours back with an example. It should still be archived.
>>135142991
Helicopter, and appearing out of fucking nowhere.
Sounds like she'd probably be good at it.
This sounds like trouble.
>>135143785
I very highly doubt there's anything she couldn't bring herself to ask me, but I'd do it with her.
>>135145135
Not her kind of place.
>>135146411
Not even close.
>>135147168
She could easily, and wouldn't make me the slightest bit jealous. But she'd rather make the clothes than model them.
>>135149527
No, too much of the boring kind of work.
>>135149872
I'm sure it'd be no challenge.
>>135150223
Nui is my wife and I'm her husband. I have her with me now, cuddling. If anyone else tries to call her their waifu, I know they're simply incorrect.
>>135152343
She does. They're not exactly a happy family. My siblings are a considerable step up.
>>135154864
Sure, sounds fun.
>>135157876
Giant scissor blade.
>>135163040
We get pretty wild, and whenever we feel like it. A few times a day is typical.
>>135173931
Damn, drawing or not I can't resist to these boots
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>>135143785
Make those stories come true? I can't think of any other answer.
>>135146411
I can't really see it at all, she would look really cute in that outfit but I don't think I'm really fit for the part of Santa, heh. I'd also be afraid that she'd start talking about eroge or something around the kids.
>>135146868
We would have a get together with her otaku circle, make hot chocolate and watch some of the Christmas themed anime episodes.
After that, it's cuddles until Christmas day.
>>135147168
She's already a super cute model!
Realistically speaking, I don't think she'd ever achieve international fame, but she could become popular in Japan.
Otaku models are on the rise now, it'd be really cute to see her be able to express herself and her interests while still modeling!
>>135149527
She definitely has great leader skills, but with her quick temper, I could see her getting angry at employees a lot and causing some trouble.. I still think she'd do a good job at it.
She would start her own eroge studio that specializes in imouto stuff.
>>135150223
We've been in love four years and because of that, I've seen plenty of idiots claiming that they're in love with her.
In the end, she's my wife and I'm her's. People can throw around the word "waifu" with her and while they may annoy me when I see it, none of them ever can match my love for her.
>>135152190
Merry Christmas, and enjoy your first one with him!
First Christmases are always super nice.
>>135152343
Well, obviously, she has a brother, and he's pretty nice! I have no real objections towards him or anything.
I have a younger sister, which would probably cause some.. awkward experiences when they meet.
>>135152665
Happy birthday, and merry Christmas.
>>135157493
Happy birthday Yukiho!
>>135159942
Well, she cosplays as Meruru in one of the canon sidestories.
I really want to see her cosplaying one of the girls from Precure! My dream is to cosplay that with her~
>>135141892
She don't believe in Santa, but she believe in the Christmas spirit, and the beauty of the decorations, of people's smiles, giving, receiving... It can still be a wonderful time even without believing in Santa Claus.
>>135141960
If she could read my mind, she would most probably get mea telescope
>>135142697Since her musical taste are canonically mentioned, I can't really take part in this joke.
>>135142894
It depends, but if it's for her, and that it don't hurt anyone, then I don't see the problem.
>>135142991
>transport
Electric car, I imagine that she would care about ecologic things and saving the planet.
>Noble thief
She wouldn't be able to steal things or hurt other people, so she's not going to have a great career...
>In the mall
It depend if they're selling leftist basses. If they do, she will spend the day there.
>>135143785
Read them all, don't say anything to her about it, and try to recreate them without her realizingthat I know about the file
>>135144349
I don't think that she would want to drive any, but if she had to pick one it would obviously be the Doof Wagon.
>>135145135
No, she would never do that. Because she's not strong enough for being in the military, and she dislike violence.
>>135145472
Thanks a lot Jebus, Yui a cute too.
>>135146411
I think that neither of us would make a good mall Santa.Too afraid of doing a mistake and ruining kid's Christmas
What kinds of foods are you going to share with your waifu tonight?
>>135175814
Churrasco and Champagne.
>>135163040
Unplanned.
>>135164414
>stolen package
Hunt down the perpetrator and kill them.
>>135164552
Is there enough material for a new season yet?
>>135175814
I'll probably go to the store and pick up a couple of good steaks. I'll pair it with some sort of vegetables, but I haven't made up my mind of what type.
I'm going to mass now. If I don't see a collage going by the time I get back, I'llprobably not do anything,but I'll be very disappointed in you /a/!
>>135154864
Ice skating sounds like something he'd be interested in, so I'd be willing to give it a try.
>>135157876
Shield and sword or spear. He's shown with both.
>>135159942
He wouldn't cosplay. He's too serious. He just might think about it with lots of begging. Either way, there's a lot of fan art of him cosplaying, mainly as other characters who have the same name as him or who are voiced by his va.
>>135161560
I can't cook, but I could make dessert.
>>135169982
He'd be embarrassed regardless. It's not as if he'd know since I haven't posted any pictures of him.
>>135146868
We'd probably watch a movie. I already have weekly movie nights with him, so I'd pick something Christmassy.
Does anyone here not participate in the collage thing even though they've had a waifu for years? I don't know, I just never saw the point in it.
>>135177978
Me.
I take my own personal photos of us together for Christmas and stuff but having it in a collage seems weird to me, I dunno. Plus, I don't really trust some of the people who get put into it, so I don't really want my photo with them.
>>135177978
Only because I can't take a photo if my life depended on it. Compared to how elaborate some of the photos are, mine are guaranteed to look like garbage.
>>135178077
>Plus, I don't really trust some of the people who get put into it
Yeah, to me it seems like a lot of people half-ass it just so they can show off or something.
I never did it because it just seems like a reminder of her not being there. Feels like I'm further cementing the fact that she's some sort of god or idol when I feel closer when I talk to her, and draw or write things about her. It just feels really impersonal.
>>135178179
That first when shouldn't be there.
>>135177978
I've thought about it, but I'm too shy.
>>135177978
I have been making the displays for myself before adding them to the /a/ collages. Christmasfag or not, I will have made my memories.
>>135157824
She loves someone else, and obviously can never be mine (Yuno)
Oh thread didn't 404 yet?
>>135145135
Don't think so.
>>135146868
Didn't have any time at Christmas Eve this yearlike any other year before.
>>135147207
>not playing sm4sh
Never played Melee only N64 and sm4sh.
>>135149527
"Megurine sound label"
>>135149872
yes.
>>135150223
>>135152044
I don't have a problem with other liking her as long as they are nice people like him.He does deserve her much more than I do.
>>135151404
I don't ask myself. Does it matter?
>>135178171
Same here. My main problem is the camera. I don't have one and I doubt people would like to see a blurry picture taken using a shitty phone.
I also don't post my waifu here, so it would feel a bit jarring if my waifu is there. I just read the questions here and answer them on a notepad I keep to myself. It feels more personal.
Every time I see my waifu, I get a heavy feeling on my chest and then I feel like bursting and shouting to the world how much I love her!
>>135146868
Her friends once held a sleepover for new year, if they held same kind of party we would attend it together.
If they don't, we would spend it together at home.
>>135147168
She wouldn't want to be famous and appear in a lot of magazines, she's a pretty shy person who want to enjoy a comfortable and safe life. I wouldn't be comfortable with it either.
>>135147207
She would most probably play Ant-Man. That's what the picture inspire me.
>>135149872
She is able to ride a bike, but not a motorcycle. She don't know anything about driving and don't have her license.
>>135150223
Not really okay, it makes me a little bit upset to see that.
One thing sure, "exited" is the last thing I would feel.
>>135152190
Kyousuke is a real bro, take good care of him
>>135152665
Joyeux Aniversaire, Miyakobro !
>>135153995
Never drawn anything because I don't know anything about drawing.
>>135154864
The both of us don't know how to ice skate, so it would be awkward and difficult, but we would still try it together.
>>135157876
She don't have any weapon...
But she play a bass guitar, does that count ?
>>135159942
She would if it was at home between us, or with her friends for musical purposes.
>>135163040
Completely unplanned. It just happens like this.
Breakup anon here. I feel like I'm falling in love again. Should I fight it or just go with the flow?
>>135159942
In the 4koma section of her series' manga, she's dressed up as Yuki Nagato before.
>>135161560
I'm not really sure about dinner, as I usually make desert instead.
>>135177978
I have been for the past few years, but it's still more about us than anything. If there isn't a collage this year, I'll still be taking a picture regardless. It's fun to do and I just love spending time with her.
>>135180112
It's a strangely uncomfortable yet wonderful feeling. I'm glad to see people understand it.
>>135158802
Thank you anon! You too!
>>135159942
>Would your waifu cosplay? If so who would she cosplay as?
I'd love to see her cosplay as Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters. Hot!
>>135161560
>That aside, what would you make your waifu/husbando for dinner if you two could have dinner together?
Turkey!
>What are you making for christmas dinner with them?
Potato omelette.
>>135169982
>What would your waifu/husbando says if your waifu/husbando saw you post about him/her on the internet.
She might be uneasy about it at first but she'd be at ease once she learned about my meaning absolutely no harm.
>>135175814
>What kinds of foods are you going to share with your waifu tonight?
Eggs!
>>135180967
>Breakup anon here. I feel like I'm falling in love again. Should I fight it or just go with the flow?
What dost thou heart whisper?
>>135180967
Just go with the flow, mate.
Of course, you should take it slowly if you need to reconsider things.
>>135180112
He makes my heart flutter, and I want nothing more than to spend the rest of my life with him.
>>135138682
Im not sure if she ever actually has, but i could easily see her doing a santa gig
>Always has to do everything over the top
>Leaves presents, likely ones she made herself, in the locker of every student in school
>>135138716
Likely at home
>>135138753
98% approval rating.
>>135138854
I think its a safe bet to say yes
Hey /a/nons, I'm off to a nearby Chinese place, your waifu want anything?
>>135181905
Your waifu is very pretty.
>>135183777
>777
Not really, but if you would be so kind God, could you make my waifu real so I can spend the rest of my life with her, thanks
>>135183777
Get my waifu some spring rolls if you would be so kind
>>135183914
>>135184013
>not posting your waifus in a waifu thread
you guys want something for yourselves, don't you?
>>135181184
>What dost thou heart whisper?I really like her. A lot
>>135181189
That's the thing. I like, instantly fell head over heels for her. And I'm not sure if I can do this again.Is it bad that it bugs me that she has a canon love interest? Or that she has a lot of nude art?
>>135169982
She would blush and probably say something like "why are you writing so much about me, it's embarrassing..."And I would pat her head and say "because I love you, Miku"
>>135177978
I'm with Miku for 3 years and just didn't had occasion to cook something for her at Christmas or Valentines. However I do bake a cake for her on her birthday.
>>135180112
I feel similar but I just whisper her name and that I love her.
Goodnight, waifu thread!
>>135185051
>I really like her. A lot
Who?
>>135149872
I think she could.
>>135152343
She used to.
Kind of.
>>135153995
I can't draw.
>>135154864
I would love to do that, and I think she would be the one that would have to help me.
>>135157876
She has Bardiche.
>>135162834
Thank you.
Rias is a very caring girl and a great leader.
>>135163040
It tends to just happen.
>>135185341
Goodnight and Merry Christmas.
>Thread has actually lasted to Christmas Day
It's a Christmas miracle anons
>>135186496
>husbandos series artist draws him for Christmas
Truly a Christmas miracle.
................................................................................
>>135186844
Mai's character designer and manga illustrator drew her last year for the new year and posted it on her twitter page. I hope that she will do so again this year.
https://twitter.com/sume_
>>135186994
Is this also in Actress Again? I haven't played Meltan in years.
Merry Christmas everyone.
>>135138351
Thank you.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
With her obviously.
And hot chocolate is definitely superior during that time of the year.
>>135138682
I like this one.
>>135138716
Comfy in the living room next to the tree.
>>135138985
I guess i would.
>>135139090
Foetus
>>135141892
I don't know but i would like to surprise her as Santa.
>>135141960
Whatever it is i sure will love it because it will come from her.
>>135143785
Ask her what to try first.
>>135146411
Not sure but i would try to be a good one for her.
>>135147168
She is already an idol so thats not really troubling.
>>135149872
I think she has what it takes.
>>135153995
I am working on something.
>>135154864
Of course. I love ice skating.
>>135157876
She knows how to handle guns.
>>135163040
What happens happens.
>>135175814
Some little sweet chocolate pralines.
thanks OP, your waifu a cute too.
I'll be spending my xmas with my waifu pillow this year.
Since xmas is pretty warm this year ill give her a cold milkshake in the morning and some white cocoa in the night.
Pic related. Have a nice xmas.
>>135185365
It's starting
I want mai waifu to be loved tenderly.
>>135189240
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
>>135189930
How could I when mai waifu is being loved tenderly right by an open, warm fire?
>>135189930
Just hide and report.
>>135189240
Then love her tenderly, anon.
>>135190157
...s-sure...
>>135190076
Careful not to get too hot. It could leave you burned.
>>135191095
Not to worry! I'm making sure she doesn't get too close to the fire as she ahegaos.
>>135177978
I tried it out once, it was a really underwhelming experience. I haven't done it ever since and I'm not planning to do it in the future either.
>>135159942
She wouldn't cosplay as another anime but her game characters in D-frag!
>>135161560
Ham maybe?
>>135163040
Both but mostly planned
>>135169982
She would slap me for all the lewd i posted before
But then she would hug me for all the love i posted
>>135175814;_;
>>135177978
I won't because no laptop, no money and no decent food
But might never participate now that i'm seeing the thread
>>135185341
G'night!
Also wishing you all the best, and adding the post of the other thread >>135192738
>>135193529
>>135193529
Waifufriend, you can share anything with her. Don't worry about how intracit it is. I only made peanut butter kiss cookies. They were super simple.
>>135175814
Got some nice chocolate treats I wouldn't mind sharing.
It's a slow night. Just my Beloved and I relaxing under the glow of a nice tree, watching 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
Merry Christmas, waifu thread. Have a wonderful holiday day together with her.
>>135195846
But no laptop and no camera that isn't my phone
Maybe until february might or might not participate but thanks for the thought and have a happy Christmas
dont usually post here, but might as well cause its christmas.
>>135138779 cake
>>135139090 pretty much any way of sleeping. cats tend to do that.
>>135141683 this is nice.
>>135146411 she could dress as an elf. pointy ears and all that.
>>135150223 dont know of any. (whitelen has a pretty serious wifufag on pixiv though)
>>135152561 merry christmas.
>>135186994 i think thats from AC, i dont really remember if the other versions have it or not.
>>135198098
>>135187141
whoops
>>135198098
Merry Christmas Lenfag!
>>135153995
I drew this in one of the WWDs, but well,I tried.
>>135154864
That would be difficult, but I'd try to make it work.
>>135157876
I think her weapon of choice would be dual knives or a polearm of sorts if she had to use one, but I think she once tried to fight hand-to-hand.
>>135163040
She seems more like someone who just goes with it. It's not planned, it just happens if you want it to.
>>135196019
Couldn't think of a better thing to do myself.
I'm pretty much doing the same thing. Except Rin and I are cuddled up by the fire reading our favorite manga. We're having a blast. Christmas couldn't have been any better.
>>135196972
I didn't participate, but I still had a nice dinner and night with Rin. I didn't need their affirmation of my love. Don't worry, anon. As long as you hold true love for your waifu, you don't need ANY material things. You can still have a merry Christmas. Happy holidays to you and your beloved. I know you'll make the best of it.
>>135198271
merry christmas to you too.
>>135198846
She looks really cute in your pic, anon
>>135200806
>up already
For what purpose?
>>135200938
Christmas, I guess? Fuck if I know.
bump for waifus
>>135203522
waifu bumping anon in the night
>>135200938
It's to get shitposters banned earlier for a good Christmas thread would be my logic behind it.
Merry Christmas, fellow anons.
...or Happy Life Day if that's your thing.
>>135175899 here
I drank a lot of beer, vomited twice and passed out, don't do that. Now I'm drinking lots of water with my waifu.
Don't drink too much. Love you /a/ and Merry Christmas.
>>135206508
Profitable Santa Day
>>135200938
After looking at that thread I am not even touching it till way later if it still up.
>>135177978
It's my first Christmas with her but I don't think I want to participate, nor am I able to (too many people in the house). Since it's our first year together, I think it's better if we only share this moment between us.
>>135209102
I already posted her two times...
>>135209542
>derailed countless threads by arguing with everyone and shitposting
>keep getting told to fuck off and that he doesn't fit in
>http://desustorage.org/a/thread/134248370/#134292835
>I hold back however lest I start annoying people.
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
>>135211446
I'm sorry, am I annoying you?
>>135211560
>I'm sorry, am I annoying you?
Are you blind or retarded? Look at the archives once again.
>>135211560
Yes, kindly leave.
and stay go
>>135211642
the archives somehow hold the answer to whether I'm annoying you or not?
>>135211654
You can't stop me from posting mai waifu anon.
>>135211770
Kill yourself.
>>135211896
If it would benefit mai waifu, I would but it would achieve the opposite of that.
Do you guys entirely read every posts in these threads?
>>135212000
yes
Nighty nighty thread.
I'm much too tired to answer the questions so I hope this will still be here when I wake up. For now I will be dreaming sweetly of my waifu.
What song would you sing to confess to her.
>>135209102
I've lost count of how many times I've posted my waifu in this thread! I love posting her too much to stop.
I am sorry if I have posted her too much. I was simply trying to share waifu love and bump the thread until Christmas Day.
>>135213496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdyLoLSXEok
Night night thread. Hope thread's still up when I wake up.
>>135175814
Pudding!
How are you handling the hangover with your waifu, lads?
>>135216429
Only had a little, not enough to get a hang over.
I'm sure Astolfos head would be killing him right now though.
I want to feel my waifu's butt squish against my face.
>>135209102
a pretty cool guy
>>135216429
What hangover?
>>135217932
Did you not drink with your waifu?
>>135217958
No, we had a warm cup of hot choco instead. But we'll probably have a drink for New Year's Eve.
Don't reply to it.
>>135215560
Alright, Neptune!
Merry Christmas to you and Nep-Nep!
I want to kiss my waifu on the nose.
>>135138351
>Who are you going to spend it with?
It should be really obvious.
>Would you want to share a mug of hot cocoa or a cold milkshake with your waifu in this weather?
I wouldn't mind sharing some hot cocoa with her but i think it would be nicer to share some Dr.Pepper together.
>remember that your waifu a cute.
Thanks OP, Kougyoku a cute too!
>>135138682
>What's your favourite Christmas-themed outfit that you like seeing you're waifu wear?
Whenever i see her in Santa-themed outfits i get a really fuzzy feeling,I haven't seen her in elf/reindeer outfits but i bet they would look really cute on her.
>>135138716
>How will you be spending Christmas time with your waifu this year?
Listening to r/a/dio while i have a slideshow of my waifu folder on my second screen.
>>135138753
>Is your waifu/husbando popular with the opposite sex?
It isn't shown that she was really popular with guys in her series.
>>135138779
>What present did you get her?
I got a drawing of her.
>>135138854
>Can your waifu cook a Christmas dinner?
It would take lots of time but i'm sure she could.
>>135138985
>If you're waifu were to pic any Christmas special to watch with you, what would it be?
I'm not sure which one she would choose.
>>135139090
>In which position does your waifu sleep?
Soldier position but laying on her side.
>>135139755
>remember to give the gift of complimenting a waifu this Holiday season! Yours are all beautiful!
>>135142991
Miia looks really cute in christmas clothing.
>>135141482
>How would you give her a gift for christmas?
I would tell her to close her eyes with her hands in front of her, then i would put the present in her hands while i kiss her on her cheek.
>>135141683Oh my!
>>135141892
>Does your waifu believe in Santa?
I really doubt it.
>>135141960
>what do you think she'd get you for a Christmas present?
I'm hoping she would give me something she made herself.
>>135142697
>You're using your waifu's computer because of reasons. You open her media player of choice, and findit to be completely empty save for Linkin Park - In The End, which has over ten thousand plays recorded.
>How do you react?
I would ask if i could listen it with her sometime.
>>135142894
>Do you believe it is right to do some minor wrong things in the name of love for your waifu?
It depends on what the "minor wrong things" are, if it would mean hurting another person or causing some trouble ( even if it is minor ) i dont think it is the right thing to do.
>>135142991
>What do you think your waifu's favorite method of transport is, or would be?
A train because if there aren't too many people in them they can be really comfy.
>How well do you think your waifu would fare as a noble thief, like Lupin?
I can't see her succeed as some king of thief.
>How well would your waifu fare in the mall, especially if she doesn't know how big a mall is? How long would she want to stay there?
If she were to go to the mall she would know beforehand what kind of things she wants to buy and she would have a faint knowledge of where to get what she wants.
>>135143785
>You're using your waifu's computer because of reasons. You open a folder, and findit to be full of stories she wrote about you and her doing extremely lewd things she seemingly couldn't bring herself to ask you about.
>How do you react?
I wouldn't tell her that i know what she's been writing but the next time we have a lewd time together i would ask to try some things that she wrote from her folder.
>>135145135
>Would your waifu join the military?
No, she wouldn't join the military because she wants to be a neuroscientist, and i really hate the thought of her standing on the battlefield.
>>135145472
>and so are you.I-it doesn't make me h-happy or anything if you tell me i'm c-c-cute BAKA!
>>135148706
Goodnight waifubro!
>>135149527
>Would your waifu be a good CEO in a big company?
>If so, what kind of company would suit her best?
>>135149872
>Could your waifu be able to ride a motorcycle all by herself?
She isn't shown to have a motor license so i don't think she could ride one yet.
>>135150223
>How do you feel when anon or anons have the same waifu as yours?
I just assume that the "Kurisu" they have is from another world-line so i don't have any problems with it.
>>135151734
Goodnight.
>>135152665
Happy birthday and i hope you have a wonderful time with you're waifu.
>>135153995
>Have you drawn anything for her lately?
I suck at drawing and i don't have that much time to get good at it.
>>135154864
>Would you and her go ice skating?
I'm not really good at ice skating but if it's for her i would try my best.
>>135156278
>I miss my waifu
What happend?
>>135156610
Thanks and goodnight anon.
>>135157493
I hope you two have a great time together.
>>135157876
>What is your waifu's weapon of choice?
It would be some kind of gadget she build.
>>135159942
>Would your waifu cosplay
In her series she wore a cosplay costume once.
>>135161560
>what would you make your waifu/husbando for dinner if you two could have dinner together?
I would make her some food that she really likes.
>What are you making for christmas dinner with them
It would be a traditional christmas meal.
>>135163040
>Are lewd times with her generally more planned out, such as both of you deciding to not fap and thinking of fun things to try out, or are they more unplanned or hog wild?
Most of the time they are unplanned but if we would like to try some stuff we would just ask eachother if it's fine to try it.
>>135169982
>What would your waifu/husbando says if your waifu/husbando saw you post about him/her on the internet.
I think she would call me crazy for writing so much stuff about her/us but i know she would feel kinda happy inside.
>>135175814
>What kinds of foods are you going to share with your waifu tonight?
Lots of chocolate and some Dr.Pepper.
>>135177978
>Does anyone here not participate in the collage thing even though they've had a waifu for years?
I can't participate in it because of some personal reasons but once they are gone i would gladly participate in it.
>>135180112
I bet she would be happy to hear that.
>>135185341
Goodnight Mikufag.
>>135186496
Don't doubt the power of Kurisumas miracles anon.
Merry Kurisumas everyone, i hope you have a very nice time with your waifu/husbando!
>>135213496
'All I Ask of you'
>>135216429
With some of my own homemade chili. ...of course, it would probably work better if I had a migraine to work with.
>>135218307
I replied to the bait, Ray.
>>135216669
I want my waifu to grind her butt against my crotch.
No!
>>135225055
I want my waifu to dryhump on my crotch.
>>135227045
How you holding up anon?
>>135221984
Your waifu is very cute, and I will.
My waifu gave me a sort of early Christmas present yesterday. I haven't been holding together very well recently, and I had an interesting dream in which a princess let me follow her around as her guardian. I didn't realize it was Nashetania hiding her identity until I had some time to think about it. But there were plenty of clues pointing to that, and this sort of elaborate, playful ruse to cheer me up is just like her.
>>135227259
How you holding up anon?
Good morning waifu thread. Have a good sleep?
>>135229198
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
>>135229198
Please leave, thank you.
>>135229259
RUDE!
>>135229303
RUDE TOO!
>>135229313
Please leave, you too.
>>135229444
RUDE TRIPS!
>>135229198
Hit and miss.Had a dream of my Beloved trying to reassure me.
>>135229771
Who is your beloved?
>>135229198
No. Woke up several times, my plans for today are rekt, and I still have a bunch of stuff to do.
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>>135229198
Remove thyself.
>>135230633
I'm terribly sorry to hear that anon. Hope the rest of your day flows more smoothly.
>>135230707
No.
>>135221931
Nothing much, she just loves someone else, and I rewatching her love him so much hurts
>>135231025
>not self-inserting as the MC
hownewru?
>>135230835
Why not? I'd actually like you if you left forever.
>>135231250
>Why not? I'd actually like you if you left forever.
Because I wouldn't like it if I left forever. Waifu threads are comfy.
>>135231317
They aren't for retarded cucks.
>>135231317
These are for people with waifus.
You're looking for the OTP thread.
>>135231344
now that's just rude, anon
>>135231317
So I'll continue hating you.
This is the choice you've made.
>>135231407
Well deserved rudeness, dumb fuck.
>>135231401
>You're looking for the OTP thread
No such thing, anon. Sadly.
>>135231436
>So I'll continue hating you.
>This is the choice you've made.
Don't pretend you don't have a hand in it.
>>135231098
I am not new, I just.. I don't really want to be him, I want to be someone who will actually take care of her I want to love her like she loves him.
I want her to be alive, and a part of my life and it's devastating when she is not and can't be. Guess I'm a faggot ahh?
>>135231490
Then it's easy enough to make one so you can talk about your favorite ship in the right thread.
>>135231490
Then make one, retard. This is the waifu thread, not cuck thread. Get the fuck out.
>>135231500
You are just a cuck.
As long as you want her to be with someone else than you, you are not welcomed here.
>>135231526
>>135231537
Maybe some other day.
>>135231635
Now, who said I wanted her to be with anyone else? I want her all to myself, and for that matter he might as well just die, if they were really I might have actually killed him for not noticing what he had and taken her for myself, also for selfishness ofc, she is too much for a faggot like him, she should be all mine
For Christmas I want Cuck Bravo to get hit by a fucking truck and to die on impact.
>>135231894
>>135231635 was intended for me. I apologize on that anon's behalf
>>135231991
If it is for mai waifu's sake, then so be it. Fortunately, mai waifu would not benefit from such a mishap.
>>135231894
Ah, I'm really sorry, I'm retarded and misread it badly. You seems alright, man.
>>135232063
It wasn't indented for you, you retard. You deserve way more harsh words.
You better die slow, painful death.
>>135232063
Fuck off already. Go make a cuck thread and post there instead, you retard.
>>135232063
I see.. merry christmas m8. Are you happy? Did/do you enjoy it?
>>135232063
Sure it would. It means one less waifuless shitposter in the threads.
>>135232208
I don't really know if you'd care but I wonder, how all of you deal with never being able to meet your waifus? Cause I am losing it, my life deteriorates as it is and I can't get her out of my mind, maybe there's something wrong with me, I consider stronger pills (my current meds seem to fail me) or suicide.
>>135232390
I just satisfy myself with her being happy
Ah chrismas, a time of year I'm apathetic towards.
Just like the rest of my life.Even my waifu.
>>135232390
How long are you with Yuno?
I sometimes feel the same. Usually it's ok, my thoughts aren't that obsessive and I can focus on job and studying, but sometimes there are weeks when I can't stop longing after her. I think about us being together all the time and every time I do it, I can't stop crying and thinking about killing myself.
I usually just wait because I know it always fade off after a some weeks. When thing are not that bad I can always distract myself by doing my hobbies or watching anime(as long as it's not romance) and when things get worse I try to spend most of the time with friends. Weed somehow helps too. Talking to someone helps a lot, I've met someone in similar situation and chatting with her made things way more bearable. She also convinced me to ask for professional help, so I will try it when I will have depression state again.Do you also think you become yandere for your waifu?
>>135232726
I guess you make a good point, I still wish she was real, because she is not and it fucking hurts to remember that, especially on such lonley christmas
>>135232981
If she's happy, I'm happy.
>>135232390
>how all of you deal with never being able to meet your waifus?
That's easy, by distracting myself and not focusing on it. I've never understood how people get so depressed by this.
>>135233057
Do you make a script in your mind of what she does? Like when you're sad or stuff? What she does right now..
>>135232390
It's not a big deal, it's something I had to accept when I embraced my feelings for her.
It's simply a different kind of romantic relationship.
>>135232768
>Ah chrismas, a time of year I'm apathetic towards.
Honestly looking at collage images and listening to Jebus's and Ronery Anon's songs make much better Christmas atmosphere than dinner with family and all the Christmas themes in shops/TV/whatever.
>>135233251
Ignore him. He just want to see his waifu being fucked by MC. He doesn't love her the way everyone else here does, he is just autistic shipper.
>>135233358
>collage images
Something I've never done simply because it always winds up being circlejerky.
>Jebus's and Ronery Anon's songs
Something I hate.
>much better Christmas atmosphere than dinner with family
Not even, especially since your waifu is family.
>>135233413
Different strokes for different folks.
>>135232949
about 4 years
Weed is extremly ilegal here, I won't get some, also poorfag.
Idk who will understand me, obviously not my friends if I even have any to call that
>>135233234
I can't explain it, I am sorry
>>135233346
I wish I could be as strong as you
>>135233358
I guess I can't understand how he loves her, but nobody in my life would understand my feelings towards Yuno.
>>135233594
Do you feel constantly like this, or you have episodes when you are depressed and when you can function normally?
>>135233820
I always feel like this, but it got much worse lately, I just rather die than spend another moment without her. If only I could confees my love to her.. it feels as if I can do nothing, I am so powerless in that situation.
>>135233949
Have you tried talking about it with specialist?
>>135234110
You mean a therapist? If so, no, I am too poor at this point to afford anything of the likes
>>135234175
It's always better to save some money and try it instead of being depressed all the time or trying to kill yourself. He might help you.
I was always worried he might want me to leave my waifu, but from what I've hear it surely won't happen.
>>135234347
I know, I used to go to a therapist, but he was too emotional about me so I couldn't open up about Yuno, he cried twice when I told him my past during our sessions
>>135234347
Forgot to add that I never went to a therapist since, it's been years now
>>135233594
>I guess I can't understand how he loves her
I care about her happiness regardless of my own state.
If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
>>135235811
It's ok, I went to a baww thread on /b/, believe it or not but I feel a little better with what I do have. I'm glad you came back though you are a true friend anon, even if I'll never hear from you again, you are the only one who came back.
>>135236014
Wouldn't you rather she'd be happiest with you?
>>135236423
>I'm glad you came back though you are a true friend anon, even if I'll never hear from you again, you are the only one who came back.
Don't worry anon, Imma be in waifu threads for years upon years to come.
>>135236423
>Wouldn't you rather she'd be happiest with you?
I'm sure a life with her would be nothing short of heaven on Earth. A number of reasons why I would not go ahead with such:
-She already loves another, so much so that she's turned down infinitely better anons.
-She's too good for me.
-I'm not good enough for her.
-I'm cursed with an extra dimension. She's 2d perfection, I'm 3d pig disgusting.
-The extra dimension is the greatest of barriers.
-A love life is not my aim in life. I'm like Haruhi: I don't want to be just another cog.
>>135236691
I hate life for not being together, all of us /a/nons who would have been there for one another, maybe it's just my lonliness speaking, and nobody here would want to be my friend, but I still wish for that for other /a/nons
Can you two cucks just blow each other's brains out? Jesus Christ. Nobody likes either of you.
>>135237125
Don't worry anon, I'm always up for a conversation in a waifu thread
>>135237171
>two anons trying to just chill together
>"OMFG STOP ENJOYING THE THREAD!!!"
>>135237266
Kill yourself.
>>135237266
>two cucks jerking each other off in a thread where neither belong
Fixed that for you.
Make your New Year's resolution to drop dead spontaneously for the good of everyone else.
>>135237171
Merry chrismas /a/non, I love you too.
>>135237266
Go make a fucking shipping thread so you can talk about your favorite characters. Don't do it in the wrong fucking thread.
>>135237291
>>135237308
>>135237348
anons like you are the reason why these threads can turn to crap. shame.
>>135237406
This thread should have been dead yesterday but waifuless shitposters keep bumping it because they can't go to the proper thread.
>>135237406
You are the biggest problem with these threads. Die in a fire, Cuck Bravo. I hope and pray that everything you care about turns to shit right before you do the world a favor and stop breathing permanently.
>>135237406
Trying a bit too hard there, shitposter-kun.
Threads turn to shit because of waifuless retards, cucks and shitters like you.
>>135237481
>This thread should have been dead yesterday
And yet here you are checking on/posting in a "dead thread"
>>135237485
>I hope and pray that everything you care about turns to shit right before you do the world a favor and stop breathing permanently.
I thought I was the asshole.
>>135237570
Go through the archives, plenty instances of me answering questions and asking them too.
>>135237481
if this thread should have already died it doesn't matter anymore, move on
>>135237570
>>135237485
Chillax man, if it means so much to you just move to a different thread.
>>135237266
Thanks for being here for me tonight,.you helped a lot and I hope I will see you here again, but with this I am going to try to sleep with the little time left of my night gn and thanks again.
>>135237685
>Thanks for being here for me tonight,.you helped a lot and I hope I will see you here again, but with this I am going to try to sleep with the little time left of my night gn and thanks again.
Anytime anon. You can find me in waifu threads.
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
>>135237672
Any fucking retard without a waifu can come here and start replying to posts. For example, you're still here.
>>135237672
You still don't belong here, retarded cuck.
>>135237685
Nah, YOU should move. This is the WAIFU thread, not KEK thread. You don't come here to talk about how much you hate yourself and want someone else to fuck your "waifu"(which probably is just what you call your favorite character). It's a thread to talk about the girl you romantically love.
God you're both such extremely retarded fuckers that seriously can't get it through their heads cucks aren't, and will never be welcome here. Please kill yourself, at least thankfully both of you never will reproduce.
>>135232390
"Of course it's in your head, anon, but why should that mean it isn't real?"
My husbando is more real than any 3dpd as far as I'm concerned. We spend much of the day and every night together. I also think about him while lifting (/fit/ husbando a best.) Far more intimate than even most marriages.
>>135237125
>>135236423
Ok, I'm taking >>135232208 back. You are no better than him. Both of you, fuck off and die.
I want to eat out my waifu's ass so much
>>135238867
butts are dirty
thankfully, 2d butts are impeccably clean
This thread really doesn't want to die?
>>135175814
>>135215560
The answer is always pudding!I actually did. Look at the WaifuCollage.
>>135232149
That's a nice one.Sorry for autism but here is the high res version.
Post a sexy pic of your waifu
this one was by a wonderful drawfriend, kiririn51!
god mai waifu is hot!
>>135240349
Kill yourself and stop bumping this thread.
>>135240349
Kill yourself.
>>135240418
>Kill yourself and stop bumping this thread
who died and made you king?
>>135242918
Kill yourself.
>>135243291
>th-that pink of their eyes
L-lewd
I want to kiss my waifu on the nose.
>>135247896
At least post your waifu anon!
anyone got a gallery of mai waif
>>135249530
Yeah, and if only you had a waifu.
>>135249530
have you got some to get me started? Im all tired and lethargic from not doing anything today, and It would really be a dram come true id you had some you could post so I wouldn't have to go to all that bother! no lewds though.
>>135249530
Get out.
>>135249580
The one on the left, anon
>>135249631
start here: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=11&tags=asui_tsuyu
>>135249639
this thread isn't private property
>>135249530
Damn. Even by a girl?
>>135249778
It's a waifu thread, not a cucks/shipping thread, you obnoxious shitposting cunt.
>>135249811
haa~?
>>135249778
No this is a waifu thread, not one for shipping cancer. Go make a thread if you want to talk about your favorite character's ship.
>>135250417
Kill yourself.
>>135250417
Your waifu is into fucking the MC according to you.
>>135250504yeah
>>135250417
Mostly water sports, though she enjoys a good run.
Damn, I missed this week's waifu Wednesday, just wanted to wish you all a merry Christmas and happy new year and hope you enjoyed a nice festive time with your loved one.
>>135250923
Tell us about your waifu real quick anon.
>>135250923
Paper dildos?
Would that work?
>>135138351
My sweaty Christmas angel.
>>135252057
>Meiko
Oh mama
>tfw no daki of your waifu
>>135253355
It wouldn't be crap if it was her's. I love anything I could get my hands on of her's.
>>135253355
Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter to you if she's not fucking Yukinari.
>>135253510
>tfw novanilla doujin ofmai waifuand herOTPhavingintercoursefor the sake ofshowing love and affection.
>>135253581
Get out already, retard.
>>135253601
see >>135253581 filename
>>135253628
Read "get out already, retard". Go make a shitty OTP thread or something already, you don't belong in waifu threads.
>>135253628
Too bad, these threads would be much better if waifuless shitposters would fuck off to the correct threads.
>>135253718
Not so fast anon: I like posters like >>135253694. They're amusing.
>>135253756
Kill yourself.
>>135253756
Nah, just kill yourself.
Heh, amusing.
>>135256203
>bumping
Let this thread die.
>>135256228
I thought I used sage. FUCK
>>135256228
faggot
>>135227536
I'm losing my mind from pain and stress and other things screwing with me. If I hadn't fallen in love with Nashetania when I did I don't think I'd be able to stay sane. She's one of the few things that calms me down. Just making coherent posts can be difficult.
>>135257212
Hold her tight and never let her go! Good luck anon.
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