Would you let a loli tempt you with classic rock?

>>135003364

Well maybe, what beer is that?

Got anything heavier?

I've always been told to not get inside a car with a strange loli.

>>135003364

someone post the pasta

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

>>135003524
Lolies(lolis?) don't care about rock

>>135003422
Looks like Budweiser

>>135003364

I'm not really a classic rock and beer kind of guy. I'm more of a power metal and energy drinks type.

>>135003364
Sure. What's the worst that could happen?

>>135004121
Neckbeard detected.

>>135003734
>Budweiser
The loli and/or the classic rock need to be really great to compensate.

>>135004257
But it's free.

>>135004198

My neckbeard is only on the inside because I can't actually grow one on the outside.

>>135004288
But it's shit.

>>135003364
Wait a second, that album isn't classic rock. It's Pink Floyd. They're "alternative".

>>135004295
The really important thing is the neckbeard in your heart.

>>135003364
Of course.

>>135003364
No, I still got PTSD from those forced head pats and making me hold hands while taking walk.

>>135004624
>didn't even got spithugged
Pussy

>>135003422

"Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?"
Homer:"What kinda beer?"

>>135003364
Pink Floyd is shit

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>>135003523

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>>135004309
It's okay

>>135003548
A kickass loli would. She would be wife material.

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they might be mean to me. soyes