Now that the care package has been sent, what will Crabman think about our efforts on Bike Cop harem?
Mero is objectively the best dressed Monster Musume and if you disagree you are literally worse than Hitler.
New letter of introduction when?
I hope Crab-sempai likes it!
No seriously, I hope he does and isn't scared off.
Hell think of us as like some sort of Japanese equivalent of tumblr
Tiny Shark
>>134787489
>You'll never hoist her mainsail
>>134787398
That's a really cute Iris.
>>134787424
Gothic Lolita is a bit subjective though.
She's got the most distinctive wardrobe though.
>>134787476
Is tumblr even that used by the elevens?
I want to marry this snake.
>>134787398
We might get the Subspecies make brief cameos if Luna allows it
>>134787489
Fish are breed, not good
>>134787966
>Luna
????
>>134787476
Be hopefull anon, we draw porn for him, and also we're his meal ticket
>>134787966
>Luna
>>>/mlp/
>>134788014
>>134788041
Maybe he's a fan of the Exalted tabletop RPG?
>>134787436
Trigger Warning: Button Nose
>>134787424
I can agree, however I wish she had as much variety as the other girls. Her lolita style is great, but she doesn't change it up enough.
>>134788184
I'm ready for anything.
>>134788184
>>134788511
What the fuck is this normalfag nigger meme pop culture shit? Fuck off.
A new letter of introduction has arrived!
Name: Tatake
Species: Bake Danuki
A tanuki-like extraspecies. They possess the ability to transform into anything they've seen even once. "I wonder what kind of fun transformations we're going to be able to see!"
Whelp. Tanuki girl. What's weird is that the line doesn't say people but merely "things", guess she can do inanimate objects too.
>>134787436
They come out at about 6pm JP time, so ~45 minutes ago or so. If I don't get to it straight away I'm either at work or playing video games.
>>134788835
>paws
Is the chest fur clothing or natural?
>>134788878
I honestly can't tell, but I believe it is natural. It's the same colour as paws/ears/face fur, so probably.
>>134788835
>loli
What the fuck is this normalfag nigger meme pop culture shit?
So did crab say anything or did he just retweet it?
Also is there a reason why the imgur album hasn't been updated? I missed yesterday's translation with the mantis girl
>>134787398
I just want to see your faces when he gives an official thanks to reddit in the next tank.
>>134788911
Yeah I believe he commented on it, but everyone who could translate went to bed.
>>134788911
I'll update the album in a tick. I forgot and went to play other shitty DMM games instead.
>>134788928
>crab announces spinoff
>"inspired by the wonderful users of reddit"
>>134789019
>/a/ loses their absolute marbles
>>134788928
This sounds fucking hilarious.
>those Lala pulled in the most recent chapter
holy shit Lala you're going to get 'Bina fucking deported you nigger
>>134789333
*shenanigans
>>134789333
Where can they deport her to if she was Japanese when she was human?
>>134789618
A graveyard
https://twitter.com/okayado1215/status/676706359165890560
http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1047586957.html#PWvfSpt.twitter_tweet_box_count
>>134790284
I don't read moon, unfortunately.
>>134790284
I have no idea what's happening but I think Crab linked to a forum where they're talking about us. They even have that engraving pic of Crabhammad, peace be upon him.
Oh god, the comments are full of Koreans.
>>134790428
>>134790284
Somebody tell me what's happening!
>>134789836
Zombina is still very much alive!
>>134790284
It's a japanese "happenings" site. They translated parts of our last thread and they're calling it like "the time when only overseas fans recognized Crabmans birthday"
Pretty cool. I can see some of my posts translated.
>>134790896
If any nips are reading this, know thatLala best girl
>>134788594
I'm more worried about the DA-level "I want to draw an animes" shit art that's starting to get posted in these threads.
Out of the first 3 images ITT, 2 of them are fucking trash, and the other one is un/co/ as fuck.
>>134788944
As far as I know he hasn't commented on the contents yet. He said there was a lot of stuff in the album so he was going to take his time and enjoy going through it later. It might take him a while to post anything about it.
The cool thing is that it seems like no one in Japan knew it was his birthday and without us he probably wouldn't have gotten any messages about it.
We should feel pretty good that we basically reminded everyone to thank the Crab on his birthday.
>>134791009
>>134791270
>no one in Japan knew it was his birthday
dude it was early in the morning
>>134791348
It was 10 and tons of people said they didn't know. Crabman even said he was surprised because he thought his birthday wasn't listed anywhere.
>>134791068
does that include the OP picture?
>>134791453
>his birthday wasn't listed anywhere.
then how did we know?
>>134791506
I have no idea how we figured out that okayado1215's birthday was on December 15th.
>>134791506
>not knowing @okayado1215's birthday
>>134791556
It should be 1512 though.
And who puts their birthday in their nickname anyway?
>>134791612
Right, I forgot about Jimbember 12
>>134791556
>>134791579
could have been a random number
that in a sense was kind of a gamble
>>134791702
It was listed on Wikipedia from his pixiv.
Seems like it just wasn't too well known on the jap net
>>134791612
no 1215 is right, nips go yy/mm/dd
>>134791453
https://twitter.com/monmusuofficial/status/676606927011340288
>>134791649
>not knowing that the only right format for dates is dd/mm/yyyy
>tfw One Shit Man has ruined cyclopses forever
>>134787512
You will never swab her poop-deck.
>>134792083
What did he do?
>>134792124
Boros.
>>134792013
Top Tier
yyyy/mm/dd
Mid Tier
dd/mm/yyyy
Shit Tier
mm/dd/yyy
>>134792124
That shitty meme anime has a cyclops character now that everybody is wanking over. Shouldn't be too long until the cancer arrives to these threads.
>>134792164
>>134792168
Well, ok.
I don't watch or read OPM, I saw like half of the first episode and decided I don't like it.
>>134792168
>Thinking Boros is going to attract normies to our threads about an ecchi harem about monstergirls
>>134792168
>meme anime
opinion discarded
>>134787398
I wonder what classes would monstergirls play
>>134788835
most tiny paws
>>134791917
https://twitter.com/okayado1215/status/676707223125409793
>ありがとう皆！
>many thanks!!
>mucho gracias!!
Hell, I'd teach him Spanish for free.
>>134792787
Loen art always makes me feel a mix of shame for my own art and incredible jealousy.
>>134787424
She has a great sense of fashion. That's why she is 2nd best girl.
>Mfw Ill have 10 hours of thread to catch up later today.
>>134792083
That's fine because they were already shit
>>134792083
do you just hate anything thats popular?
>>134793181
Cyclops is the best monoeye subspecies.
>>134792787
Every day there's this Spanish speaking Twitter user who replies to the new monmusu online girl with a summary for some of his friends. I enjoyed trying to figure out what he was saying using my 2 years of high school and 2 semesters of college Spanish experience (i.e. Very little, I've forgotten pretty much everything). He kept saying he wasn't sure what some stuff meant or that he wasn't sure how accurate he was so I broke my stalker secrecy and in incredibly broken Spanish told him about our English translation imgur album, in case that was easier for him than translating Japanese.
Kid doesn't speak a lick of English. I came out as a creepy stalker for nothing. Whoops
>>134793261
sometimes I see eromanga thats translated in spanish but not english
while I can read spanish, anything I read in spanish I read in my mother's voice in my head, so thats a no go for me.
>>134793261
As the guy who does the english album, I'd always wondered about those guys speaking spanish in the replies, if they were translating or what.
>>134793316
Come on, you don't want to read lolis screaming "FUCK ME" in your mothers tongue?
>>134793316
Ara ara, ¿te gustan mis pechos?
>>134793322
He's not doing like a full translation. Just a brief "here's what she is" and maybe a comment. Like the mantis girl the other day, he said "a mantis girl. Anyone want to get eaten?" Stuff like that
>>134793261
Yeah there's a whole bunch of Japanese to Spanish folks. I'm honestly surprised. Most are into shonen stuff.
I'm sure there's Spanish scanlators (and subbers), but did Monmusu get a Spanish overseas license?
>>134793316
Sometimes it can't be helped.
I've spoken and read Spanish all my life but reading:
>me corro!
instead of
>I'm cumming!
is quite the turn-off, really.
>>134792917
>no skulls on pantsu and bra
dissapointed yet erect
>>134793834
She didn't have skulls on her pantsu in the manga.
I should get to drawing a new Lala.
>>134793571
For some time during my childhood it was easier to get Japanese stuff in Spanish than in English because there were traslation agencies in Spain.
>>134793571
Spanish hentai just reads so weird to me when I try to read it too. I don't think it did get a licenese.
>>134793950
For some reason I can't get off to anything in my mothertongue, porn or otherwise. It breaks my immersion.
>>134793879
I had somewhere a really nice drawing of her where she had a bra with skulls, but as unorganized as I am I can't find it. At least it pisses me off neough to start sorting everything again
>>134794128
I know what you're talking about, it was by the same guy who drew this.
Ok guys what if
We take 3 very dangerous monsters girl
1 innocent looking one
and then harvest the DNA
and splice together a chimera from it
wouldn't it be cool?
>>134794231
where does this artist post his art?
>>134794231
Yes
>>134794244
"Remember, genes are NOT blueprints. This means you can't, for example, insert "the genes for an elephant's trunk" into a giraffe and get a giraffe with a trunk. There are no genes for trunks. What you CAN do with genes is chemistry, since DNA codes for chemicals. For instance, we can in theory splice the native plants' talent for nitrogen fixation into a terran plant."
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Nonlinear Genetics"
>>134794302
yeah and monster girls are not real either what now spoilsport?
>>134794244
I thought that was a dick
>>134794323
>yeah and monster girls are not real
implying they are not
>>134787398
howe can she use computer with only 1 eye
So I just got home. I read the previous 2 threads this morning and this one. So I take it crabman liked out package so far? Has he said anything of interest?
I sure hope he loved it, even if just a little. Its a warm feeling, making someone who deserves so much just a little bit happier.
>>134794361
>So I take it crabman liked out package so far?
no he hated it , its the KC incident all over againjust kidding
>>134794359
I lost my right eye in a work accident and I'm using this computer just fine, what the fuck are you talking about
>>134794409
>>134794361
im curious about this as well. Woke up to like 19 more followers on my tumblr so it must be going over somewhat well
>>134794352
>yfw you could be talking to a lamia right now
On the Internet, no one knows you're a monster girl. You could've been talking to your waifu this whole time and not know.
>>134794440
I read this morning something that T^2F has 10000 extra followers on twitter or something. So I guess that's good or he fucked something up majorly.
>>134794244
No.
>>134794507
>10,000 rising suns judging the round eye on his wanwan-ese
Kek, poor fellow.
What is your favorite combination of two girls? I like mixing Suu and Centorea to get a horslime
>>134794621
>>134794726
Has this been translated and put on exhentai?
>>134794621
Centorea is pretty much perfect for me.Well, maybe you could combine her with Cathyl to make a tiddy monster
>>134794765
>Has this been translated and put on exhentai?
its a preview, the full doujin not out yet
>>134794765
Congratulations. You have invented the dairy breed.
>>134794843
No, I meant Centorea but as a cowgirl.A Dairy Breed is fine too
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>134794843
no not cerea with bigger tits and lactating
but cerea and cathyls toros fused together like
you know
catdog
>>134794765
>>134794886I~I want this too, Anon.
>>134794765
>Centorea is pretty much perfect for me.
This anon knows what up
>>134794985Best potential
>>134794985
>into girls with the diet of a rabbit
And she is supposed to be a warrior. Hah!
>>134794765
Ahornytiddy monster.
>>134795078
she's already reached her potential
any bigger and they start looking grotesque.
>>134795082
Fuck off, Lilith.
>>134795082
Better than one with the diet of a crack whore.
>>134795078
This thread needs more Cerea
>>134795082
hopefully she has the libido of one
>>134795205
Yes.
I hope Crabman gives her another chapter soon, although I can't wait to see more Tio this month.Fuck now I want to draw her again
>>134795094Hopefully
>>134795082
Do I have to tell Rachnee you're misbehaving again?
>>134795358
I'm sure Lilith would want that
>>134795350
>I want to draw her again
Do it you humongous fag.
>>134794361
>>134794440
>>134794507
By all accounts it went off without a hitch. Crab was super happy to have gotten so many happy birthday wishes from overseas and he said he'll enjoy going through the album when he has some more time. We also had the unintended side effect of raising awareness of crabs birthday in Japan which they seem to have nearly missed.
We got featured on a small Japanese net collection news site which I did not expect.
Went about as well as anyone could have hoped if not better.
Thanks again everyone.
>>134795358
YES PLEASE! SHE WON'T ANSWER MY CALLS! SHE NEVER TEXTS ME BACK!
>>134795358
>>134795388
So I take it no one has webm of that scene?
>>134795393I have so many things to draw already
>>134795398
Hurrayyy we did it.And now we wait for the bikecop cameo.A man can dream.
>>134795425
Draw a collage
>>134795398
Oh yeah as of right now our present message has been seen by 11,000 people on twitter. The album link has been clicked 500 times too.
>>134795425
then do it all at once
>>134795483
link to album?
>>134795507
http://imgur.com/a/CODX4
Also looks like reddit caught wind of the whole thing, guards got a whole thread up about him, congrats bro : ^ )
>>134795669
>looks like reddit caught wind of the whole thing
>>134795669
>eddit caught wind
thats not good....
>>134795694
Could be worse, they could have leaked and ruined the whole thing before we even sent it
Yo ho ho ho ho, i dont fucking think soooooo
>>134795694
There's probably at least one redditor in this thread right now.
>>134795669
>http://imgur.com/a/CODX4
whole thread? Got a link?
>>134795654
Those are some very lewd pantyhose.
>>134795490
>>134795453
I don't think Lala offering her head as a christmas gift would benefit from added Centorea.
>>134795694
Don't worry I put "4chan" in the letter and the tweet there is zero way they could mis-attribute anything we did as something from reddit. Also they know 0 Japanese and I'm not about to translate anything for them.
>>134795726
Is it the full image? Who's she sitting on?
Why do you fucks keep making 24/7 generals?
What is there to discuss?
You're as bad as KSG
>>134787398
is there a place where I can see everything we sent to crabman?
>>134794922
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench.
>Cthulhu fhtagn
>Is she nary an Elder God?
>>134795694
They have collected all Bike Cop art from our album. It's disgusting this situation.http://imgur.com/a/f7qNW/layout/horizontal#0
>>134795776
See>>134795669's imgur link- that should be everything and then some.
>>134795767
You are like the most based Poltfag in existance. Keep being based you based base.
>>134795767
its just when 4chan gets unwanted attention it tends to attract an unsavory crowd to come over and shitpost.
>>134795830
Oh no, they've been constructing that album since we started the whole Bike Cop thing. They've known about it and have been recycling content for months
>>134795758
It's on the front page of their Monmusu "sub-reddit"https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterMusume/comments/3wx0pa/guard_bros_art/
Spoilered for containment.
>>134795875
>Implying that it isnt guardbro himself who made that thread in the first place.
YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU UP TO. DONT LIE TO ME
>>134795768
Guard hates Krampus Girl despite the fact she only comes around once a year
>>134793181
>>134795961
She's pretty cute but could use more boobs.
>>134795726
Iris a badass
She take no shit from anyone. Not even a krampus
>>134795991
>N-Naughty!
>>134795916
>im-fucking-plying
Trying to think of corny puns about black berries
>>134795830
My favourite part is how the Kheben guy making it said they could now credit artists a day after we started adding them to the care package.
>>134796128
>>134795874
Does reddit ever create anything instead of "borrowing" it from 4chan
>>134796162
drama
>>134796128
It's fine, the main thing here is no body let the secret out or let crab know about the surprise before the tweet. Reddit is going to wallow in their autism no matter what we do.
Also for anyone who thinks these threads are bad I implore you to look at reddit they make us look like like fine upstanding people in comparison.
>>134796128
When we know the names since always almost.
Except Feisty, obviusly.
>>134795991
Any artists feel like doing a Krampus Girl for the season? Bringing gifts to the Kimihito home? Punishing the naughty?like lilith
Bah, looks like im already done for the day. Need to go spackle some walls and remove some wall paper, then its an 8hr shift. If ya'll think of any puns about Iris lemme know
>>134796233
I do, actually, but I haven't decided if I'll draw today and what I'll draw when I do.
>>134796249
iris-pect your decision to put work before lewd
I want togentlyrubCerea'sears.
>>134796223
Except this. I've always wanted to know who drew this.
http://i.imgur.com/gLJz9pQ.jpg
>>134796327
Looks a bit like Figgot's work to me.
>>134796327
I think Figgot's is.
>>134795764
Cerea comes up to Aruji-dono.She has two packages. A big one, and a smaller one.You can pick it up from there.
>>134796381
>>134796435
He mentioned last thread how he didn't drew that
>>134796459
So weird, but i remember the post of that picture.
>>134795830
Hah, my cheesy spinning pun with Tara made it in.I still don't know what name to use for credit. Mediocre Drawfag?
You know, I remember months ago, when we made that poll to see who was in Bike Cop´s harem, That Back guard barely made it. There was so little art of her, and some guys were trying to replace her with a heavy breed centaur.
And now not only she has a lot of art, but she appears in the best and funniest jokes.
To think she was barely a sidenote. I guess you could say that of this whole mess...
>>134787398
Absolutely nothing
>>134796526
>I guess you could say that of this whole mess...
That beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
>>134796526IQ of 180
>>134796602
>>134796602
She's a pupil of Bike Cop and must learn how to be a nicer person
>>134792013
Fuck you. Always put the month before the day. It's better to put the year before the month, but acceptable to put the year later, because nobody cares about the year. But day before month makes zero sense, and you only like it because you're an abused housewife with stockholm syndrome for your shitty way of writing dates.
>>134796832
>amerilard being assblassted.
>Underrated Cephalopod
>>134796832
You usually won't forget the year, unlikely to forget the month, but the day itself you might. The only time mm should come before dd is in yy/mm/dd.
>>134796902
>7 Vaginas
>>134797096
lol
>>134796317"No... Not my ears..."
>>134796902
>>134797187
>>134797123
>>134797187
Maybe more
>>134796526
Monoeyes are a refined taste.
>>134796902
Needs Miia top on Oct bottom.
Then Oct top on Miia and Rachne bottoms.
>>134795830
>Description: bike cop adventures in tsundere-ville
>One of the points of his harem is that they Arent tsundere, but legit dangerous (well, piper is just a bit tsundere)
Cant reddit do anything right?
>>134797517
We are fortunate they're not affiliated with the care package
>>134797296
>>134795654
I want to spoon a monoeye and keep her warm.
Is it bad that I kinda like the bike cop harem more than the darling harem?
>>134797935
Yes.
>>134797935
Honestly no. You're free to like what you like m8.
>>134797517
>Description: bike cop adventures in tsundere-ville
The shit
>>134798028
Basically reddit man.
Have fun enjoying your newest fans.
How long until /a/ starts a Daily Life with Shotacon Monster Girls, starting with a Dairy Breed Centaur?
>>134797517
>bike cop adventures in tsundere-ville
Ew.
Kill yourself.____Ew!_____
isn't the monoeye at least tsunere?
>>134798193
iris just hates being alled short and thinks anyone showing interest in her is a lolicon
>>134797517
>adventures in tsundere-ville
>tsundere-ville
>tsundere
>>134797775
>>134798125
>Dairy Breed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsPS5ubApoE
>>134798125
I love me some /ss/ but I think thats an even smaller niche than lolicon.
>>134790309
>mucho gracias!!D-de nada hombre-cangrejo
>>134798209
Also Iris prefers vidya. And cosplaying.
That anyone is interested in her is a miracle - I guess because she does smell nice and dress up decent. (and is also cute)
>>134797980
Suu is still my favorite but I feel like the Bike Cop harem would be more entertaining to be around on a day to day basis.
>>134795398
>We got featured on a small Japanese net collection news site which I did not expect.
Really? source?
>>134798395
Dont forget the lasers.
Everyone forgets about the lasers. You dont need to worry about being her "bodyguard"
>>134795398
well that is a relief
>>134798467
Unless you're the one protecting them from her
>>134798125
"Every day that here are little human boys." is a huge seller on the alternative Earth where humans are legends.
>>134798564
>on the alternative Earth where humans are legends.
is this some refrence to Richard Matheson's novel or what? i dont understand.
you know I've noticed, over the years posting on /a/ has slowed down but OC has increased
>>134798695
Considering how anti-OC things are, it's almost hypocritical.
>>134798604
basically a world where human with animal parts are considered normal people. human with only human parts are considered mythological freaks.
>>134798742
>Considering how anti-OC things are
what do you mean?
>>134798746
is this from a manga?
>>134798799
As far as these threads go, it was OC, or rather the reaction to it all, that got the earlier threads booted to another board.
>>134798799
>Stop posting autistic fanfic characters REEEEEE
I thought this shit was supposed to go on /jp/?
Any tips on drawing topsnek? I can draw snakes and i can draw girls, but drawing them together involves actual. thinking.
>>134798746
Essentially, this.
>tfw no boy to call Darling ;_;
>>134798850
If you like to consider fanfics written by 10 year old who've never seen a vagina and like to pretend they're edgy OC then yeah.
>>134798942
How do lamias reproduce if there are no human males
>>134798904
I thought you were supposed to go on /trash/?
>>134798850
that was like /tg/ type OC , not saying it was bad or anything ,
just for the best that it was moved to /jp/
>>134798926
You have one of two options.
You can choose to draw her hips fusing with her sake half.
OR you can put a skirt on her and not worry about that.Though you'd still need to draw the hip scales.
>>134798952
One person's OC is another's edgy fanfic. It's all subjective
>>134798973
In this world, there are male lamias but no human females.
>>134799039
As someone who writes shit that may be considered edgy by some,I dont show it to anyone cause i know how stupid it is. I just do it for fun and for myself, Yeah I can see where you're coming from.
But honestly this whole bike cop harem is so top quality i cant wait to hear what crabman says when he takes it all in.
>>134798604
>>134798839
Every word typed on /a/ is not required to be a derived work.
>>134799120
what if he doesn't like it?
>>134799054
Or they just grab whatever cock they can(centaurs, orcs, satyrs, whatever)
Good, BC is already in Twitter and RedditKnow your meme when?
When Crab makes a cameo in the manga?
Also
http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1047586957.html#PWvfSpt.twitter_tweet_box_count
What does it say? translating it is a huge clusterfuck for me
>>134799190
The intial reaction already was that he likes it, its a-ok.
>>134799226
yeah but what if?
Any nice MonMusu desktop wallpapers knocking about, fellas?
>>134799208
I don't think it works like that
