If an anime was made about every moment of your life up until now, what would it be called?
XXXX's Life?
The Big Sleep
The Guy Who Got an Office job for the Sole Purpose of Harassing his co-workers
Kaiji
"Learning is surprisingly painful!?!?!"
Something obnoxious like that
Welcome to the NHK
The man who fucked up a good thing
Spiraling into Depression: Will Things Get Any Better? No!
>>134683932
From hero to zero
Like I had potential to do something and I fucked it up.
desu
A bad movie.
desu Desu DESU
the fake folk blues.
>>134683932
A better question is:
>If an anime was made about your life, would you even be the MC?
>>134683932
Senpai and The Cunts
>>134683932
Wasted Time
My little life can't be this shit.
>>134683932
Zero Life Man
Is it Over Yet?
I Really Want to Stay a NEET!
>>134683932
It's You Guys Fault My Life Is Shit!
The boring life of an optimist happy faggot.
Watamote
>>134684306
Why must you say such sad things, Anon
>>134684545
hello teenager
The end of Evangelion
>>134683932
advanced darkness, emo speak.
Boku no Pico
>>134683932Keitai
aku no hana
Sword Art Online. I'm just like Kirito
School days
>>134683932
I Finally Realized I Wasn't Special, So Now I Spend All Day On Anime?!
I wish I could become a NEET!
>>134683932
The Slow Murder of Optimism.
Fate/ Stay NEET: Unlimited Ronery Works
Autistic loser gets wrecked over and over again.
>>134683932
ムã‚円ã‚
An Argument for Suicide
>>134683932
life of a semi-human
>>134684183
>>134684210
>>134684358
>>134684433
>>134684453
>>134684455
>>134684519
>>134684545
>>134684644
>>134684856
>>134684936
>>134684947
>>134684962
>>134685199
Why so much /r9k/?
>>134684084
BOFH?
That one guy
101 ways to sleep in class
How to go from a great childhood to becoming a useless fag who doesn't know what to do with his life
>>134685284
We were here first. /r9k/ are the posers.
>>134685284
>Why so much /r9k/?
Serious? This is the real face of /a/ that has been long since hidden by the huge hoard of emotionless spergs that overwhelmed 4chan during 2007 and 2008 and only really pops up in pockets during the more meta orientated threads.
>>134684936
Yep. That's the one.
>>134683932
Ultimate Husbando
>>134685374
>2007/8
I thought things were better now.
>>134683932
Human Trash-kun's kusogatari
>>134685284
/r9k/ didn't invent depressing posts. Its an interest board for people with no interests beyond shitposting
>>134685514
>/r9k/ didn't invent depressing posts.
I'm not implying it. I just thought people on /a/ were happier than these /r9k/'s concentrated levels of despair.
I'm surprised to see that I'm wrong.
I'm on a wild ride and I want to get off!
>>134685606
You've obviously never been to any of the ronery threads that happens form time to time.
>>134685606
We don't circlejerk about how depressed or socially awkward we are here because this is a board for discussing anime. Lurk more
>>134685494
>endless generals and hiveminds are better than free wielding spastic shitposting, OC, being able to have a discussion without spergs flipping out over the tiniest thing as being "blogshit", and threads which lasted more than a few hours
Not really feeling it to be honest.
>>134685606
What gave you that impression?
>>134683932
Boring.
>>134685649
I haven't.
>>134685705
>We don't circlejerk about how depressed or socially awkward we are
>socially awkward
You sure of that?
> how depressed
see then >>134685649 >>134685723 and this whole thread
>Lurk more
k
>>134685723
>What gave you that impression?
I just assumed it.
>>134683932
It Can't Possibly Get Any Worse (It Does)
my successful and attractive sister lent me money for rent but I spent it on liquor!?
>>134685903
I'm interested in how this will develop.
>>134685881
Welcome to /a/.Thank you for the suggestions. We will now change the board we have enjoyed for the last decade to suit you.
>>134685952
Did I said or imply some kind of change?
>>134685943
Nah I dropped that shit the ending is more predictable than oriemo
background character
>>134686056
Nee-san wins?
A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he does nothing.
>>134683932
it will be announced but never aired, the project would be dropped halfway
like everything i do
>>134685284
>Why so much /r9k/?
Weebs are literally just /r9k/ who aren't frog posters.
>>134685284
>autistic NEETs watching anime all day
>/r9k/
This is pretty much standard /a/.
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>>134686271
We have a higher post quality and get what we want out of life though
>>134686260
>>134686271
Then I spent almost all the last decade thinking /a/ was a happy place.
>>134683932
Autist gets rejected by his sister.
>>134686385
maybe if the world didn't suck so much
>>134683932
Dropped
>>134686385
We are happy on /a/ but not anywhere else.
>>134686385
Stick around one night until about 4am PST. Posting really starts slowing down, and you'll start seeing the occasional kusothread turn into an old style ronery thread.
>>134686385
it is a happy place as in escapism place
My little MC can't be this dense
>>134686443
I'm on /a/ all day, so I'm pretty much always happy.
Adventures of a Balding Virgin
>>134684055
I would watch a Big Sleep anime.
Oreimo
>>134684760
Are you trying to act retarded? Or are you just succeeding?
Man with no balls
>>134686653
Fuck off tripfag
My dreams are unreasonable and beyond my capabilities?!
>>134686653
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>134686726
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.
I Push Myself To Not Be A NEET, Yet The Temptation Is So Strong And My Sister Is A Reverse Trap!?
>>134686179
underrated
>>134686799
It's okay anon, if we keep trying we'll eventually be too broken to even care we're failures.
Hetare
I Lost My Hopes and Dreams and I Spend Every Day Hoping to Become a Cute Imouto!?
Quest for Oblivion
>>134686385
It's saturday night and we're all about to start drinking so stick around and see just how happy /a/ really is.
>>134683932
Trash
>>134683932
Watamote Season 2
Deafening Silence.
Serial Experiments Lain
>>134683932
Pain
The weakest man Anon
The Adventures Of Autism-kun.
>>134683932
Shit: the Animation
>>134683932
A series of disappointing events
>>134683932
Brief Passions.
Anon vs World: Dreams only give you Lemons,no cute Imoutos.
>>134683932
Disappointing My Parents Daily
>>134686385
It is a happy place. /a/ is happy in its acceptance that anime is the only redemption.
/r9k/ is the one that can't let go. They hate reality and obsess over it.
>>134683932
Wasted Potential: Why Even Try?
>>134683932
>First time I made my mother cried by being otaku.
>She cried until her eyes out after caught me fapped to Chinese cartoon's drawing of little girls(that what she said about loli).
For years I locked myself in room and being supported by my mother. Until one day she tried to kill me. When she stabbed me with the kitchen knife in my back, the pain feels real. I felt my consciousness fade away.
Before long I woke up in the hospital. That pain in my back was excruciating. For 2 days I can't even talk because of shock. The only thing I remembered was my mom tried to kill me, but it seems that her effort was fruitless. My dad said nothing about this incident.
Three months passed and I got discharged from the hospital. I wonder if my mom what my mom doing right now for I had nobody filled me with informations regards to her. My father sent me back to his hometown which I lived with my grandparents. But still nobody answered me where my mom is.
I understand that there is something better not to be known. Hell, how supposed I met mother who tried to take my live? Then another years passed in blink.
Human didn't change that easy. Quitting otaku world seems impossible to me. But for one and another reason, my father and grandparents ignored me. Maybe they think because of shock I need time to recover. That's what I told to them too, as an excuse to retreat to my delusional world.
In 2 years I did nothing but watching anime & fapped to loli. Living aimlessly and I began to questioning my reason of live. People never told me the truth about what happened to my mom after that incident. But I can guess that she commited suicide after stabbed me. I had vague recollection memories from that time. I heard my mom groaned and pool of warm blood swiped trough my cheeks. But I never ever sure whether she died or survived, because lack of evidence. But she's dead, that's what I believe.
And now I am here, posting in this board. Reminiscing to my mother who cried for me.
The Guy who Gary Stu'd Through School: AP Arc.
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>>134690341
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/130817619/anime/welcome-to-the-nhk.html
One of the last posts.
>>134690080
>>134686784
As depressing as this thred is, you've given me something that I'm saving to a notepad on my desktop, anon-chan. Kudos if this isn't an existing copypost.
>>134691316
It is an existing pasta. And a relatively old one, at that,you newfag
>>134683932
How Did It Come To This?! Actually Your Fault (Not!)
The Sickness Onto Death
>>134690080Is this copypasta
>>134691810
Yes
