1) Try to finger her by "mistake"
2) Hold her feet and lick her pussy.
3) Rape.
>>134559226
>Kicked by a 14 year old girl
Pathetic
>>134559226
Before that even happens I'd make sure to call OP a faggot. 2, anyway, assuming she's okay with it, but I don't see how I'd transition to that so abruptly. It's like this thread had no thought put into it.
4) Unlike you, I live by logic.
>>134559226
Get back up and knock her the fuck out. I'm not going to just bend over and take it if some bitch hits me.
>>134559226
Obviously choke her
>>134559226
Obviously the attack means she respects the fighting spirit of a man and took the initiative.
And I as a man should respect her actions and respond her with high octane sex.
>>134559226
>Rebuild
>>134559226
I would lose all self control and tie her up, fill all her holes with batter, then gag and blindfold her and keep her as a sex toy until I was gunned down by police.
>>134559226
>the angle of her right foot
Shouldn't her body be more tilted to the left, then?
>>134559434
13. Her birthday was like a week after Shinji fuckstarted the world while she was sealed in runic life support bondage gear.
>>134559750
Or you could just gun yourself down now and benefit the world.
>>134559226
[X] GENUFLECT
>>134559226
3.33) Gently but firmly hold in arms and whisper in her ear: "I know your secret. It's okay, just let it all out."
>>134559226
Hold her feet and lick her feet
get a hard on
>>134561953
>Make her eat a whole bowl of eggs
You're that unintentionally creepy /fit/izen aren't you?
4. Gentle yet passionate lovemaking followed by hours of cuddling
>>134566468
We were only given three choices anon, or else I'd go with 4 here.
>>134566872
1. would do the least amount of psychological damage, especially if it fails
>>134567077
I assumed 1 and 2 were choices made with the pretense of familiarity bordering on intimacy and beyond with Asuka. It's kinda hard to tell with OP and it's a shitty thread anyhow. Though, yes, assuming I was just in Shinji's place, of the choices, you're correct.
>>134567172
To be honest if a random gaijin materialized in her apartment while she's naked she's well within her rights to kick you.
>I'm sorry Asuka, I'm caught in a hypothetical.
knock her and proceed to rebuild humanity
>>134567246
Well, I was assuming this wasn't the case given this hypothetical. By, "just in Shinji's place" I mean to imply in his stead as character+role.
>>134559226
not censor her lady parts like a little bitch
>>134559226
4) Punch her in the face