/a/nons like to say random nip words like sugoi and baka here but what random words do the nips say in Engrish when they talk and or shitpost?
>yes
>derishuus
>>133704489
Fuck you
>>133704489
>okay
>bitch
日本語でおk
Bear wa kakoi
>>133705500
クマはホモであり、彼は彼自身を殺す必要があります。
>>133704489
Toilet
>>133704489
Hey! Let's go!
>>133704489
>/a/nons like to say random nip words like sugoi and baka here
Are we browsing the same board?
One time I typed the word "shit" to a Japanese girl on NicoNico and she was deathly shocked.
>>133708048
this isn't extremely relevant but I saw this when I was in Korea this year, I'd assume Japan would have very similar ones
>>133704564
DEEP
DARK
FANTASY
>>133708056
sugoii, youre such a baka
gurandu suponsa
>>133708056
You just haven't been here long enough baka desu senpai.
>>133708253
I miss this.
>>133704489
I used to teach nips english, and it really bothered how they say the word 'vacation'.
They say it like
>BA-KEI-SHON
>not VEI-KEI-SHUN
I was seriously starting to think the bastards were messing with me.
>>133708253
Oh christmas.
Lucky!
>>133708099
What happened next anon?subscribed
Nerigger
>>133704564
Nah, fuck you, leatherhead.
>>133708277
>>133704489
hamburger slut
>>133704489
I see some japs have taken up cunny and you're a big guy.
>>133708599
Thanks for subscribing.I don't remember, this was years ago. I probably just left.
>>133708056
baka senpai
>>133704489
>so, good
>Come On
>Toshi
>Wonderful
>DisneyWorld
>>133708964
>I give good head
>Grade A cunt lapping
Nice boat.
>>133704489
harro!
>>133708964
SIT DOWN
>>133708964
What does toshi mean?
>>133708253
underrated post
Sank you
>>133708964
>toshi
That's a Japanese word, senpai.
Dostedt
>>133704489
Good job
FACK!
>>133708056
baka desu senpai
Milk
Or as they say it, Miruku
sank you
as inpearl harbor
>>133708519
This is because Japanese has far less sounds than English. Generally it is very hard for people to notice the differences between or pronounce sounds that they don't have in their language (eg. 'v' or 'l' being confused for 'b' or 'r'). The same is the the case with Chinese which has some sounds which English doesn't, making it a harder language to learn and making you sound stupid to native Chinese
GREEN TEA
Do you include English loan words (the equivalent of words like 'sushi' or 'tsunami' for the reverse) because there are a ton of those eg. ゲーム or ペン
>>133713745
>less
fewer
couldn' help it
>>133704489
Futaba always says CHANG in romaji instead of -chan which I still don't understand. Same with GAIJIN. If you just want to know what loanwords normal Japanese use, wikipedia has a list. Knock yourself out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gairaigo_and_wasei-eigo_terms
>>133713194
>>133710403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXWDqQB3NU
I would just spam LURK MOAR normally, but this is too funny not to share.
>>133708048
water on the thirsty soil is actually deep
>>133713631
RACK AN ROLL
>>133713908
That hair.
>>133713908
Yeah? It's still a Japanese word, which was the point of the thread.
>>133708519
Was it really that shocking to find out people have accents?
>>133708519
The Japs say vacation like Mexicans.
Maybe there is hope for me after all.
>>133714148
>The Japs say vacation like Mexicans.
IM-MI-GRAY-SHIN?
>>133705500
Bear wa faggot desu
>>133708056
This desu
>>133704489
Actually yes they do. At least on 2ch.
>>133704489
死ねチンカス
>>133714148
what does that mean?
>>133714148
ba-ca-shion
>>133714540
I think he means they pronounce the first sillable like in spanish.
>>133714735
syllable*
>>133714720
I mean when they're trying to speak English.
>>133708056
this desu senpai
I see "ayy lmao" pretty frequently on 2ch
(pleasured moans)
>>133713794
CAWFEE
No, really, the answer is just words like shit and fuck and stuff like that. They don't use words like this in Japan, so to them, it opens up a whole new paradigm in the world of being a shit.
>>133715244
>2ch
Hiro would be proud
http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/gatchacr/crowds.htm
>>133714148
BUILD THE WALL
>>133708056
even the filter sucks
No one use SENPAI, DESU, KEK before
>>133715939
fuck I mean F A M, T B H and C U C K
GODDAMN
OH MY GOD!
>>133715939
>>133715965
Kek used to be considered as shit post on /a/.
What is the 4th word ?
>>133704489
cunt
>>133715965
Are you serious? It was a plague.
>>133715965
People only use those words specifically to ACTUALLY shitpost. The filter turns them into words you see all the time on /a/ anyway as part of the usual funposting on 4chan. It was truly and inspired move. Hope they never leave. Peanut butter never should've left either, damn it.
gitgud
>>133715965
I saw it all the time and hated it desu sempai
>>133715965
I wonder how many anons write in their posts f-a-m t-b-h and how many just write senpai desu.
>>133716144
When was the last time we had a good wordfilter like this?baka desu senpai
>>133716107
nice one XDDDD
>>133708964
>>133709074
Oh, that's an old one.
>>133716209
I hate it tbh fam
>>133715998
>「OH MY GOD!」
FTFY
>>133713842
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gairaigo_and_wasei-eigo_terms
>no shifuto-misso
It's like these faggots never even watched best motoring.
>>133716246
>You can write tbh fam using Japanese keyboard
I'm gonna abuse the shit out of this
>>133715965
I always used it because it triggered people's autism tbph famerino
>>133704489
一人の少年がとある少女に恋をします。
直接告白することはできず、なんとか彼女の電話番号を手にした彼は、変な電話番号にもあまり気にせず電話をかけるのですが、実は彼女も彼のことが大好きで、両思いだったのです。このことに気づいた彼は大喜びするのでした。
しかし翌日、彼が昨日のことについて話そうとすると彼女は困った顔をします。昨日彼が電話で話した相手は今彼の前にいるその女の子ではなかったのでした。実は、電話機の向こうの彼女はこの宇宙には存在していませんでした。彼女は並行世界の者だったのです。その並行世界では、逆に彼女が彼に片思いをしていたのですが、並行世界の自分は彼女のその思いに気づいていなかったのです。
何だかんだで、電話で知り合った二人はある取り引きをします。自分のもっとも深く、プライベートな秘密を分け合うことで、相手にいわゆる「並行世界の自分の必勝攻略法」を教え合うのです。
その作戦をもってそれぞれ好きな人を追いかけまわる間に、彼らは自分の世界よりも電話機の向こうの相手のことがもっと好きになってしまいます。お話はそういう恋の本質について問いかけます。
>>133716350
FINDS A WAY!
>>133708056
oniichan okii
>>133704489
レープ
SEX
>>133708056
HAYAI
SUNUVA BEEEEECH
>>133708056
Toni kaku
>>133716823
Good one
>>133716350
方法を見つけ!
>>133716848
OSOI
>>133704489
Rewrite has taught me that edge incarnates love to say "Shit" and "Bullshit".
>>133716144
I just write the weebspeak.
>>133704489
HERRO EVERYNYAN
>>133717335
How do you even make this mistake? It's not like in Japanese 100 is a longer version of 10.
>>133716350
Post this on 2ch and see what happens.
>>133716350
I wish this meme to die.
>>133716350
>>133713826
Wrong.
>>133704489
Whenever someone asks what state I live in I always say 'good morning' in Japanese.
>>133719868
オウユー
penisu
semenu
>>133708056
SASUGA
>>133708056
anta baka desu ka?
>>133717335
kek'd desu.
>>133708056
Dostedt.
>>133713826
I guarantee you are an annoying cunt in real life
It is mai fajvrit animu of all kaywaijii njaa! k=k
>>133704489
lolita complex
>>133709440
Hey! You don't talk to my waifu like that.
TIP TAP koi wa itsudatte CANDY
>>133716003
>>133715965
>>133715939
C.uck
F.am
T.bh
The 4th word isSJW
Did senpai ever step it up?
>>133704489
Randem wadesu? Ai dontu know wat u men, butto aim supekingu purufeckuto japanesu raito no, anto ai?
>>133704489
Hi I am Yuno. Hi am from Japan.
What you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?
Sorry for my question. Bye bye America.
>>133717246
>>133704489
Obama.
>>133716350
It's quite impressive how I already know what this pasta is just by the length, paragraphs and somewhat related thumbnail.
>>133723219
It would be even more impressive if you didn't know just by this.
>>133704489
>/a/nons like to say random nip words like sugoi and baka here
I wish we were actually allowed to do this without being called faggots by self-hating weebs.
naisu desu
>>133704489
I am Mad Scientist! It so coool! Sonuvabeetch!
>>133723268
daijouba da yo
>>133704489
"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub"
>>133717295
OH MY GAH!
>>133724733
God I hate that.
>>133723268
Kore turippufaggu wa honto baka desu ne
>>133724733
God I love that. Always a classic.
GIVE AND TAKE
>>133708056
yes anon-kun
for you
>>133708632
is it time
NICE FIGHT
A-A-A-A-A-ANGEL
>>133704489
fucking finally found sauce no that pic fml all those hours on sankaku
>>133728009
so moe
>>133728009
Damn nigga. That shit's cute.